Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 09
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00:00I think that might be an outfit of the century.
00:03I'm doing the haircut, I'm going to get the trim
00:05and then I need to get the fangs.
00:10That is spot on.
00:13Boots.
00:16I'm speechless, I don't know what to say.
00:26Earthwabbers have been gasted.
00:28You want some of this?
00:30Oh, look at this.
00:31Look out!
00:33Oh, see?
00:34Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
00:36The gravy.
00:39Yeah.
00:41Do you like this music?
00:42No, not particularly.
00:43So suck on that.
00:45Oh, wow.
00:46He's been a bad boy.
00:48Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:50Not a chance, Julie.
00:51Oh, yes, look at that.
00:53That's a Macallan, she's got taste.
00:55Oh, for a banana?
00:58This is insane.
01:00Well, thank God that sounds right, I've got it out.
01:03Come on.
01:03It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:07That's very modern, isn't it?
01:08Nothing else for that coming.
01:10No.
01:10In the week we bid a fond farewell to Fawlty Tower's icon, Brunella Scales, we enjoyed lots
01:18of great telly.
01:20Famous faces were showcasing their niche knowledge on BBC One.
01:24And Jill Scott on hot drinks.
01:28Hot drinks?
01:29How could that be a specialist subject?
01:31I can think of three.
01:34Tea coffee and hot chocolate.
01:35That's what I was going to say, Mary.
01:39Great minds.
01:40Things were heating up in the Bake Off tent on Channel 4.
01:44I wing it, trust Wednesday, hope the best, and drink some coffee.
01:47I'm a bit of a guesser, chucking this, chucking that, chucking the next thing.
01:51I don't really use scales because you just use the spoon.
01:53Oh, no, cannae be arse.
01:54No, the serving spoon, that's about an ounce, so there you go.
01:57Yes, I'm the same, I've got an old serving spoon that's an ounce.
02:02Because you cannae be arse cut, erm...
02:04Oh, good grief.
02:05You've got to clean the scales and all that after, are you going?
02:08No, no, no.
02:08Anyway, I avoid scales of any sort, like the bloody plague.
02:12Anyway.
02:13And all eyes were on telly's most famous round table.
02:18Faithful.
02:19So far, the traitors have got away with murder.
02:22In this room, right now, you can change that.
02:29I can't wait to give Bobby his birthday card.
02:31I've got him a traitors' birthday card.
02:33I've ordered him the traitors' cloak, the traitors' chalkboard
02:36and the traitors' you-have-been-murdered wax letter.
02:40Well, you know what, I'm going to have to be playing every five minutes now, don't you?
02:43LAUGHTER
02:44I found something, Mary, in the cottage.
02:56Oh, let me see it.
02:57Looks very much like some Halloween witch's brew.
03:00It's not a witch's brew, it's a...
03:02Can I take the top off?
03:03No, it's my project.
03:04What is it?
03:05Giles and his wife, Mary.
03:07Well, it was my loaf of bread.
03:10What's happened to it?
03:11Well, it hasn't risen for some reason.
03:13Oh, no, don't say someone in the village has cursed it.
03:17Right, you're going to an asylum, if you honestly think that's likely.
03:21If the bread doesn't rise, Natty, in the old days,
03:23it could have been there's a witch in the village cursing...
03:26There's certainly a warlock in the village.
03:28Oh.
03:30On Saturday night, BBC One spun into action with the return of this.
03:35Ellie, what were you thinking when you poured this?
03:39Is it half a bottle each in one glass?
03:42Is it so you don't have to get off your arse and top us up?
03:45I was thinking it's Saturday night.
03:49The wheel!
03:50I'd be unbelievable at this.
03:51I'd be proper good.
03:52Because I'd go and do a pub quiz.
03:55Yeah.
03:56But isn't it true that the one week you wasn't there,
04:01they actually won?
04:02Yeah.
04:03In the programme, someone popped up to play Michael's game.
04:08Oh, she's excited, Sal.
04:11Oh, she's full of it.
04:12Oh, Sal.
04:13I was going to be called Sally.
04:15I don't know if we could have been friends.
04:17Sally, tell us about yourself.
04:18Um, I'm from Gateshead.
04:20Oh!
04:22And I'm a lollipop lady.
04:24Yeah!
04:26Oh, salt of the earth, man.
04:29Do you know that I once failed one of my driving tests
04:32because I didn't stop for a lollipop lady?
04:35Why doesn't that surprise me?
04:36Here we go!
04:37Whoa!
04:37This would have been my favourite part of being on this programme.
04:44Yeah, the jamming in between.
04:49I hate things that rotate.
04:52Oh, apart from rotisserie chicken, that's nice.
04:56The UK Tea and Infusions Association...
05:00Why am I not a member of that?
05:01..recommends what process for making tea with a teabag in a mug?
05:07Oh, here we go.
05:08I know this.
05:08I know this.
05:09This is the most British question I've ever seen on any game show.
05:14Water, milk, bag in, bag out.
05:16No.
05:16No.
05:17Definitely not.
05:18Definitely not.
05:18Oh, watery milk.
05:19Yuck.
05:20Milk, bag in, water, bag out.
05:22Seriously?
05:23Absolutely not.
05:24No, you're a psychopath if you're doing that, I'm sorry.
05:26Milk in first?
05:27If I catch anyone doing milk, bag in, water, bag out,
05:30they'd get a slap around the chops.
05:32Bag in, water, milk, bag out.
05:35I had a friend called Don who used to put the milk in first.
05:39It's not right, is it?
05:40No, it's not right.
05:42Bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:44This is an excellent question.
05:45Water, milk, bag in, bag out.
05:47Milk, bag in, water, bag out.
05:48Bag in, water, bag out.
05:50Bag out, bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:53That's me, that.
05:54Bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:55Bag in, water, bag out, milk.
05:57So the question is...
05:58No!
05:59That's how I do it.
06:00No, because...
06:01So I put the bag in...
06:02You can't be confident with your bag coming out
06:04until you've put the milk in.
06:05No, but...
06:06If you put too much milk in, you're fucked.
06:08I do bag in, water, milk, bag out.
06:11Yes!
06:12No!
06:13It's bag in, water, bag out, milk.
06:16Oh, she goes same as you, just sell it.
06:19Well, she's wrong and all.
06:20Leaving the bag in with the milk.
06:21Yeah.
06:22No.
06:23Wrong.
06:23You see, I do do that,
06:24but I don't think the association will say that.
06:27But I also squeeze the teabag,
06:28which you shouldn't do either.
06:29That's right.
06:30Why? Yeah, I do.
06:31Yeah, I do.
06:32Well, you do, because you give me the second dippings.
06:35I hate a teabag.
06:36I don't like a teabag.
06:37What do you do with it?
06:37It just hangs about, or I don't like them.
06:40So maybe bag in, water, bag out, milk?
06:44Yes.
06:44No, that's wrong.
06:46Absolutely fucking not.
06:47I'm telling you.
06:48No, I go for bag in, water, milk, bag out.
06:51Oh, no, no, no.
06:53I take the bag out before the milk.
06:55I'm bag in, water.
06:57Bag out, milk.
06:58That's right, I don't.
06:59Oh, no.
06:59That's the way I would make a cup of tea, personally.
07:01Yeah?
07:02I don't make it like that,
07:03but I think that is what you're meant to do.
07:05That's what I do.
07:06Number four.
07:06Why are we still deliberating this?
07:07I mean, they've deliberated this loads,
07:09and I'm like, this is the most straightforward question
07:10I've ever seen.
07:11Matt, even my frigging tea's gone cold.
07:12Nat leaves his bag in.
07:15You've locked in bag in, water.
07:18Bag out, milk, that's all.
07:19If you want the best cup of tea,
07:23that's the way to do it.
07:23If you want to do it wrong, Sally, crack on.
07:26I make my mum and dad a cup of tea every night,
07:29and they always say,
07:30our abs makes the best cup of tea.
07:32They fail, sorry for you.
07:33That's your parents.
07:35No, they don't.
07:36They're going to say that.
07:36They're going to back everything you do.
07:38Is this the right answer?
07:40No.
07:40It's got to be right, that.
07:42It has to be right.
07:43If this is right, Julie, you're wrong.
07:46You did it!
07:47Yes!
07:49You're wrong.
07:50You're wrong.
07:51Woo-hoo!
07:52Well, seeing as I've been doing it wrong,
07:54you can make me a brewing a bit there.
07:55You need to go and practice how to do it the right way.
07:57I'll have a coffee.
07:58No.
07:58I don't like your cup of teas.
08:01Liar!
08:02Every time you drink my cup,
08:03you say, ooh, this is a lovely cup of tea.
08:05But I made this one, and for me, it's perfect.
08:07For me, it's too strong.
08:09Make it all next time, then.
08:10And it's for getting a sweetener.
08:11I didn't forget.
08:12I perhaps didn't put it in.
08:16It needs...
08:17So, what are we getting from Chinese tonight?
08:20Hang on a minute.
08:22Me and Toby are getting a Chinese.
08:24You're not including the Chinese plans.
08:26How dare you wouldn't invite me to your Chinese?
08:29You were never invited.
08:31Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
08:33So you're going to send me home on my own to an empty house
08:35while you lot are stuffing your faces with Chinese?
08:38I don't think so.
08:40Do some lovely meals for one at that Chinese.
08:42You can piss off.
08:43I'm staying here.
08:44I was the one.
08:45I had the idea.
08:47And now you're saying that I can't even have a Chinese with you.
08:50Because you know Nat won't eat Chinese.
08:52Well, let me speak to Toby about it.
08:56Well, Toby knows what's good for him.
08:58He'll do what I tell him.
09:02On Tuesday night, the bakers were fighting to make it to the final on Channel 4.
09:07Look at all these, Jenny.
09:09Look at all them.
09:10Lee, you've never baked a cake in your life.
09:12Why have I got all these, then?
09:13Look at that.
09:14Look.
09:15I'd have...
09:15Yeah, two of them, a man!
09:17I was baking in my bra the other day when I made that pie, because I didn't want my clothes
09:25to stink.
09:27You couldn't do that on Bake Off.
09:29So, for your technical challenge, Paul Hollywood would love you to make his take on the exquisite
09:34French framboisier.
09:36What?
09:37A framboisier?
09:39What's a framboisier?
09:40It's raspberries.
09:41Well, obviously, yes, but...
09:43Ooh, well, obviously, said madam.
09:47Now, the judges are looking for a light Genoese sponge.
09:51You love a Genoese sponge.
09:52I love a Genoese sponge.
09:54You've never made a Genoese in your life, but you just love saying Genoese.
09:57Genoese.
09:57Imagine Paul whispering to your ear, Genoese.
10:03It'd be enough to make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up.
10:07Ooh, go in our cold shower, you mucky bitch.
10:10Filled with a pistachio creme musseline.
10:13Creme musseline.
10:15That sounds gorgeous.
10:17Everything seems to be a pistachio at the moment.
10:20Is that a nut?
10:21Yes, a green nut.
10:23Paul would also like you to make an exquisite sugar glass dome to house your dessert.
10:29Get out of here.
10:31Fucking hell.
10:32God.
10:33How do you do that then?
10:34It's bacon.
10:35Not glass blowers.
10:36Paul, I know it's semi-final week.
10:41This is perfect French patisserie.
10:44Look at that.
10:45Is that what it's going to look like?
10:47I wonder where Paul bought that from.
10:50The issue is going to be the musseline.
10:52Could have told you that.
10:53What are you dictating?
10:54I think that dome is going to be a problem too.
10:58That looks impossible.
10:59That looks literally impossible.
11:01I've seen those videos where people put cling film over something.
11:04You pour it on and like the heat of the caramel forces the cling film up, I think.
11:07Oh, really?
11:09Oh, that sounds good.
11:10That's what I would have done as well.
11:12Yeah, not to brag, but I knew they would do that.
11:15Going to drizzle quite slowly.
11:17Ooh.
11:18Away with God.
11:19Don't know how to do this.
11:22This is so tricky.
11:23You just have no idea.
11:24Oh, there's a dome, Lee.
11:25There's a dome.
11:26Oh, wow.
11:26Oh.
11:28Fantastic.
11:29Oh, my goodness me.
11:31Oh, my God.
11:32That's like alchemy.
11:35Oh.
11:36Oh.
11:37Oh.
11:38Oh, it's hot.
11:40I think it's a bit too domey.
11:42Oh, that's looking lovely.
11:44Domey.
11:45Oh, domey.
11:46Susan.
11:48Can someone open my freezer?
11:49No.
11:50No, I'm not helping you.
11:51I want to sabotage you.
11:53Oh, no.
11:55He smashed it.
11:56Oh, he smashed it, the tit.
11:58What were we thinking?
11:59Why were we ramming it in the freezer?
12:02That we're a beautiful dome.
12:03That's a typical man rushing at something, Mary, isn't it?
12:06Yeah.
12:07Oh, here we go.
12:13Oh, they always rush.
12:15They're always going, muck, muck, muck.
12:17It's awful.
12:20Oh, look.
12:21Bleeding Mussolini.
12:22Oh, no.
12:23That's a bleeding Mussolini.
12:25But I have a silver one.
12:30Film's coming off.
12:31Toby's actually don't look half bad at all.
12:33Oh.
12:36Oh, it's not set.
12:37Look at this.
12:39Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:43Oh, no.
12:44Oh, no.
12:46Paul and Prue are looking for a perfectly set pistachio Mussolini.
12:50Oh, no.
12:52Break it out.
12:54Oh.
12:55Oh, this is why I love this program.
12:59No way.
13:00It just melts.
13:01I'm going to think, hurry up, judge mine before it disappears.
13:08What is this?
13:10Are they even going to eat it?
13:11There is a sponge there.
13:13I think the Mussolini's been the issue.
13:15I still think it looks tasty, you know.
13:17Can you put that all into a bowl?
13:19It's a trifle.
13:20Very good trifle.
13:21Very good trifle.
13:22It's a very nice trifle, but it's not what they asked for, Mary.
13:26Well, that is a very good point, though.
13:27Your mother made a nice trifle.
13:29She's never...
13:30She...
13:31On our wedding day, Mary, there were three separate trifles.
13:35She didn't, in her whole life of 91 years, ever once make trifle.
13:40The wedding feast was a whole table of trifles, Mary.
13:45I'm sure.
13:46Well, if you persist with that, I'll have to take you to court for defamation.
13:58In Blackpool...
13:59I do love how all my in-laws are southern.
14:02And they're all about 20 foot tall.
14:04I had a picture with them the other day, right?
14:06And I'm stood there, and me and Jimmy look like we're the same age compared to all of them.
14:12Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
14:15It is quite a nice picture.
14:16You look about three foot.
14:20You look about three foot.
14:22Even the grandad Charlie's taller than you.
14:25Yeah, well, he's six foot four.
14:27This is what I'm saying.
14:28All her family are six foot four.
14:31And I'm with the kids.
14:32I'm in the kids' section.
14:33You are down the...
14:34If that were a football squad, you'd be on your knees.
14:40Lucky me.
14:44In the Cotswolds...
14:46Don't know, I've got a surprise.
14:47You know, I was trying to buy things for Halloween.
14:49Oh, my God, stop it.
14:50I've got this for Perkins for Halloween.
14:53Oh, my God, do you think he's going to look so sick?
14:55Andrew and his husband Alfie.
14:58Would you like to try your little Halloween outfit?
15:01Come on.
15:01Look.
15:02How do you like it, Perk?
15:04Oh, little baby spider.
15:08Look, there you go.
15:10With your little Halloween-y outfit.
15:14He's got 10, 12 eggs.
15:16There he is.
15:17How do you like it, Perks?
15:19Are you enjoying that?
15:20I don't think you are, actually, at the moment.
15:23On Wednesday night, there was only one place to be on the BBC
15:26as the faithfuls continued to be kept in the dark.
15:31It's the end of need, really.
15:33No.
15:34I'm getting the ambience.
15:36What do you think?
15:37People will think I've had a power coat.
15:38I haven't paid the electric.
15:40Not a single traitor has been caught.
15:42It's literally, like, laughable.
15:44How can they not see it's Jonathan?
15:47They keep talking about him.
15:49Why are they not voting for him?
15:51Alan Carr's sat there sniggering at every round table
15:54and no one's even said his name.
15:59Whoa!
16:00It is all going down in Trader Town.
16:06Isn't that just normally called the green room?
16:08Today's plan is get round the faithfuls, see where they're at.
16:14So far, all they've done is vote faithfuls out.
16:16What is he talking about?
16:18And then get at least three others to vote in the same way
16:23and catch our first traitor.
16:26Jonathan Ross looks like a traitor.
16:28As it's gone on, he looks more and more treacherous.
16:31Yeah.
16:31But he defends himself very well, you know.
16:34That traitor is Jonathan, in my eyes.
16:36You've nailed it.
16:37Yes.
16:38Joe, all you need to do now is convince a few of the others.
16:41Yeah.
16:41Joe and Kat.
16:42Yeah.
16:43Will you come with me if I vote for Jonathan tonight?
16:46Now, Celia's always thought it was Jonathan.
16:48Yeah, but look who was there when she said that.
16:51Kat.
16:52Yeah.
16:53Oh!
16:53Kat's going to say.
16:54Let's make a pact, because the thing is,
16:57I think we don't talk about it too much,
16:59because I don't want the traitors to warn each other.
17:01What's Kat going to do?
17:02She can't get in a pact and vote off a fellow traitor.
17:04Nope.
17:05She's going to have to sacrifice Jonathan to save her own.
17:08Like a lamb.
17:09Shh, you're the bird.
17:10Do you think we're closer now to getting a traitor to bib in a traitor?
17:14Oh, look.
17:14Yeah, it's next to all of them.
17:16No.
17:16You know why?
17:17Why?
17:17Why would they?
17:18We haven't got any of them.
17:19But Kate is in a traitor sandwich.
17:22How can she not realise?
17:23She's the filling.
17:24Here's a way of looking at it.
17:25Who have we been strong on that we've been either steered away from
17:27or persuaded away from?
17:28The only one I was strong on last night was Joe.
17:31Oh, now see, he's playing tit for tat.
17:34They're trying to get Kate to vote for Joe now.
17:37And I have...
17:37And I was steered away from him.
17:39Did you vote for Joe as well?
17:39I voted for Joe.
17:40Oh, Alan Clark is so adorable to me these days.
17:44I just want to kiss him.
17:46Do you want to marry him?
17:47No, no, no.
17:48He's not interested in women.
17:50Well, you might swing it.
17:51Always beware of someone who keeps pushing someone else forward strongly.
17:57Why are you doing that when you've got no proof?
18:00Alan, the brass neck.
18:02Yeah, unbelievable.
18:04Yes.
18:05Kate, wake up.
18:07She can't seek Woodford Treaser.
18:08She can't seek Woodford Treaser.
18:10Honest to God.
18:14Round table.
18:15There's eight left, and there's still three traitors.
18:18Yeah.
18:18Faithful.
18:20So far, the traitors have got away with murder.
18:23They have.
18:24The floor is yours.
18:26This is going to be carnage.
18:28Come on, go where you get seal in now.
18:30Jonathan, Jonathan.
18:32The thing is, it's make or break tonight.
18:34Seriously.
18:35Yeah, if you don't get one tonight, it's going to be shocking.
18:38I'd like to speak.
18:40Please.
18:40Oh, go on, Kat.
18:42I just wanted to just be honest in that.
18:47I'm a bit suspicious of you, Jonathan.
18:51Oh!
18:52Yo, doble bar.
18:53Oh, the double bluff.
18:54Love that.
18:56Now it's every man for themselves.
18:58That's right.
18:59You see what you're doing?
19:02Alan can't believe what you're watching.
19:04Alan's like, this is ridiculous.
19:06Who's side are you on?
19:07But, I mean, if that's what your feeling is,
19:08I am telling you,
19:10you're not going to be pleased with the end results.
19:12You're not going to be happy with the end results.
19:14There will be.
19:15Getting voted.
19:16Did you see Joe's face?
19:17And Joe was looking at him as if to say,
19:19it's you, mate.
19:20Players, the time for talk is over.
19:24Oh, here we are.
19:25Come on.
19:26Oh, what's going to happen?
19:29I can't call it, Jane.
19:30Nor can I.
19:31Joe, we'll start with you.
19:33Who do you believe is a traitor?
19:35Jonathan.
19:37Waved at us, Joe.
19:38Big dog.
19:39I can't shake my gut, mate.
19:42I've come with you.
19:43Right, so he's definitely gone for Jonathan.
19:47Definitely.
19:47Cat.
19:50Look at Alan.
19:51This is telling.
19:52What's she going to do?
19:53Is it traitor on traitor?
19:55My best for you, Jonathan.
19:58Betrayal!
19:59She's a traitor.
19:59Wow, what chutzpah.
20:01What a great piece of play.
20:05Look at his face.
20:07Jonathan can't believe it, can he?
20:09Fantastic.
20:10Go yourself, doll.
20:11I'm going for Jonathan.
20:13Oh, no.
20:15Yes, yes, yes.
20:17Finally.
20:18Nick, who do you believe is a traitor?
20:19If it's Jonathan, he's gone.
20:20Jonathan, I've reluctantly voted for you.
20:23Oh, that's four.
20:25Four for Jonathan now.
20:27Alan.
20:29Oh, what's he putting?
20:30Alan's going to go for Joe, surely.
20:32Oh, is Alan going to throw his mate under the bus?
20:35I'm so sorry, Jonathan.
20:36Oh, no.
20:39Oh, bloody hell.
20:41Oh, you know who your friends are, don't you, like?
20:44And for the final vote, Kate.
20:47Kate Garroway's pork chicken teriyaki.
20:49She thought she was right in what she wanted for today.
20:52Yeah, she's not with it, is she?
20:53Bless her.
20:55In for a penny, in for a pound.
20:56I've gone for you, Jonathan.
20:58Oh!
21:03Jonathan is gonathon.
21:05No.
21:06Jonathan, you have received the most votes.
21:08to please come up here and join me.
21:10Oh, my God!
21:12The mask is coming off!
21:14Holy shit!
21:15Jonathan's already smirking!
21:17Go on, Jonathan, tell them all the news!
21:19Tell them all!
21:20I've got no idea what everyone's doing wrong.
21:24I cannot believe you've done it again.
21:26He's winding them up.
21:27I cannot believe that...
21:29Look at Joe's like, what?
21:30No, Joe's thinking, no!
21:34I am now, and I have been all through the game
21:37completely faithful.
21:39What?
21:39No!
21:40Why are you saying that?
21:41Please!
21:42Don't you...
21:43It's lying!
21:44It's just...
21:44Am I missing somebody yet?
21:45Yeah!
21:45To the traitors!
21:53Yeah!
21:55Yeah!
21:55Yeah!
21:57Yeah!
21:59Oh, I love Jonathan.
22:01But I think now
22:03that will firm
22:04Joe Marler's position
22:06as a faithful.
22:08Oh, bloody.
22:09What has this been going on for?
22:11Did they start in the summer?
22:14Yeah, but you dubbed me in as well, so
22:16I don't know what you're saying.
22:18Because if we were sat round the table,
22:19you'd say it's Jenny.
22:20I wouldn't!
22:22You lying get!
22:24You look at me in my face
22:25and tell me you would do it.
22:27The second night, yeah.
22:28Yeah.
22:29In Surrey...
22:39Look at your dad's eyebrow.
22:41Jay, can you cut it off?
22:42Every week I sit here
22:43and it frustrates me so much.
22:46Sarah, a husband, Andre,
22:48and their daughter, Shay.
22:50It's part of me, isn't it?
22:51Leave me alone, look.
22:52It's gone from here,
22:53so I've got to have it here.
22:54Wait!
22:57Leave it, man!
22:58Wait!
22:58Leave it now!
23:00It won't now, I promise.
23:01Yeah.
23:01Listen, leave it.
23:02It does not!
23:03Leave it alone, it's fine.
23:04Thank you very much.
23:06Leave me alone.
23:07You need tweezers for that, mate.
23:08Can't pull it.
23:09Ah!
23:10Got it!
23:12On Friday night,
23:14there were more tools,
23:15timber and tiers on BBC One.
23:18Just put this all together, Jane.
23:20Ready for DIY SOS.
23:22I need DIY SOS
23:24to get me a downstairs toilet.
23:26No, because the people on DIY SOS
23:28really deserve it, don't they?
23:30You are not deserving of DIY SOS
23:33just for a downstairs loo.
23:38Would you ever, you know,
23:39offer your building trades up
23:42to help on DIY SOS?
23:45Yeah, why not?
23:49I've come to Eltham
23:50in South London.
23:51Elwood.
23:52Oh!
23:53Eltham in South London?
23:55Yeah, they want to give a sign with this.
23:58Where almost two years ago to the day,
24:00mum of five, Zoe,
24:01had a terrible accident at home
24:03and died.
24:04Oh, God.
24:05Oh, that is awful.
24:07Oh, that's deep.
24:09The children have had to come to terms
24:10with the loss of their mother
24:11and against all the odds
24:12have rallied together
24:13to stay together.
24:14The trouble is,
24:16with all of them living in the house,
24:18there just isn't enough room.
24:19Just like in our house.
24:20Feels like I'm in HMP prison.
24:22Oh!
24:23The rooms are probably bigger.
24:25Sadie!
24:26You ready?
24:27I'm coming.
24:29You've done your homework.
24:30Aw!
24:31Is that the big brother?
24:32He looks so young.
24:33I'd be having to be, like,
24:34the parent.
24:36She?
24:36Oh, is he cut in the cupboard?
24:38You want a coffee?
24:39I don't drink coffee anymore.
24:40It's one of those, like,
24:42houses, like how
24:42we were having, like,
24:44flipping...
24:44Mummy having nine of us,
24:45you know what I mean?
24:46And, like, everyone's just flipping
24:47packed in one room
24:48or that room
24:49or whatever, you know?
24:50I'm not up to the standard
24:51that my mum was doing.
24:53She was just a superwoman.
24:56Oh, bless you.
24:57She'd be so proud of you, lad.
24:59Happy birthday, dear Mummy.
25:03Oh, God.
25:04This is where it stands.
25:05Do it.
25:07So, February 18th, 2023.
25:09Yay!
25:12I'd had a few phone calls
25:13with my mum.
25:15All of a sudden,
25:15the phone cut out.
25:17Wow.
25:17And then, probably about
25:1915 minutes later,
25:21She called me
25:21and just literally was like,
25:24Mum's dead.
25:25Oh, my God.
25:27Just like that,
25:28life's changed.
25:29She fell down the stairs
25:30and she broke her neck.
25:31Oh, wow.
25:34Determined to keep
25:35the family together,
25:36Summer and Samuel
25:37became the legal guardians
25:38for 17-year-old Shea,
25:4011-year-old Sadie
25:41and 7-year-old Seth,
25:43who's blind,
25:44autistic
25:44and has chronic kidney disease.
25:47Oh, they're only young as well.
25:49Oh, that's a big responsibility.
25:51So, Samuel
25:52does everything
25:53during the week.
25:55All of the housework stuff,
25:56just keeping
25:57everything together.
25:59That's what family's about,
26:00you know.
26:01Yeah.
26:01Pull it together.
26:02That's what family's about.
26:04I'd love for him
26:04to just go,
26:06right,
26:07get on right move
26:07and pick whichever house
26:08you want.
26:09We'll pay for it.
26:10It does kind of
26:11semi-defeat the point
26:12of DIY SOS, though.
26:14It wasn't long
26:15before Nick discovered
26:16just how cramped
26:17the family home was.
26:19The loft.
26:20Yeah, that's Samuel's room.
26:21Oh, Samuel's in the loft?
26:22Yeah.
26:23Yeah.
26:23Oh!
26:24So, Sam's in the loft,
26:26she's in the cupboard.
26:28Wow.
26:30Do you know,
26:30they definitely deserve
26:32this makeover,
26:33for sure.
26:34Justice Bill,
26:35I don't live in a place like this.
26:36I can barely get through
26:37the hole.
26:37Typical boy's room.
26:38Just picking his undies
26:39up off the floor
26:40as Nick Knowles
26:41is coming up the ladder.
26:42You're actually living
26:43in a space
26:43that you shouldn't
26:44really be living in.
26:45Right, Nick,
26:46you need to work
26:46some magic and more here
26:48because we need
26:48to get Samuel
26:49out of that room.
26:51Garden,
26:51how big is it?
26:52It's actually
26:53a very long garden
26:54and at the end
26:55there was
26:55a really dilapidated
26:57garage
26:57but it all had
26:58a load of asbestos in
26:59so we had to have
26:59that cleared out.
27:00What's that
27:01sounding like, darling?
27:02Oh, little bit
27:03of an outbuilding.
27:04Oh, yeah.
27:04I mean,
27:05that's a good idea,
27:05isn't it?
27:06Put one in the garden.
27:07Any flat.
27:08Right on schedule,
27:10the four and a half
27:10ton garden pod
27:11has also arrived.
27:13A pod?
27:14Are they going to have
27:15like a little
27:15separate annex?
27:17That'd be good
27:17for summer,
27:18wouldn't it?
27:18Look at the reach
27:19on that crane.
27:22Wow.
27:22Look at the crane.
27:23Look at that.
27:24Why are you excited
27:25about a crane?
27:26Because you don't
27:28see that every day.
27:29I know, I know.
27:30But do you see that?
27:31Another three or four inches
27:32makes all the difference.
27:33He said that before.
27:37Boom.
27:37Perfect.
27:38Oh, that's it.
27:39It's staying there.
27:40Yay!
27:41Well done.
27:42Look at that.
27:43Well done, boys.
27:46I think you're going to see it.
27:47Oh, hands over there.
27:48I love this.
27:48Oh, here we go.
27:49The big reveal.
27:49Sure, I love this.
27:50Parfait.
27:51Oh, this is going to be emotional.
27:53I hope it's beautiful for them
27:56because they deserve it.
27:57I'm going to cry again now.
27:58But everything has changed.
28:02Oh, wait till we see that.
28:03Oh, my God.
28:05This house is now a proper
28:06functional family home.
28:09Wow.
28:10Look at that.
28:11It's like the Tardis.
28:12Wow.
28:13I'm so happy for them.
28:18Oh, look at Samuel's bedroom.
28:23This is mad.
28:24Sounds buzzing.
28:25Look.
28:25He was living in the loft, wasn't he?
28:27Yeah.
28:27This is the best.
28:29This is the happiest I've ever been.
28:30Oh.
28:31Oh, that's so sweet.
28:33It's the happiest I've ever been.
28:35Oh, my God.
28:37This is sick.
28:39Yes, eh?
28:41Look at size of that.
28:42He had that tiny cupboard before.
28:44This is so you, bro.
28:46This is so cool.
28:47Sick.
28:49It is quality, isn't it?
28:50They have done a mega job.
28:52I don't quite have the words to convey
28:54the gratitude that I have for
28:56of every single person here.
28:58But what I can say is
29:00that we will give our thanks
29:03by thriving off of the opportunity
29:05that you all have bestowed upon us.
29:08What a family.
29:09The love that runs through that house
29:11that the man provided
29:13is still there.
29:14So from the bottom of my heart,
29:16genuinely,
29:16thank you for changing our lives.
29:19APPLAUSE
29:20It's so nice and so humble.
29:23Yeah.
29:24You deserve it, Samuel.
29:25Aww.
29:26Yes, I'll do.
29:29That was the best thing I've ever watched.
29:31Do you know what?
29:31We might see those kids
29:33in the high street.
29:35Mightn't we?
29:36Well, you might.
29:37And if we do,
29:38I'm going to talk to them
29:39and say,
29:39do you know what?
29:40I think you're all
29:41a frickin' lovely family.
29:43Oh.
29:44And well done.
29:45And your mum did a good job
29:47bringing you up.
29:51Sorry.
29:52I had a nightmare this week, Simon.
29:54What happened?
29:55Went to bed.
29:56Nine o'clock-ish.
29:57Went to sleep.
29:58Simon and his sister Jane.
30:00Heard my alarm.
30:02I woke up,
30:03I was like,
30:03jumped out of bed.
30:04I was like,
30:05oh my God,
30:05I'm so tired.
30:07Oh my God,
30:08this feels ridiculous.
30:10Surely this can't be right.
30:11I came down,
30:12put the kettle on.
30:13I thought,
30:13that's weird.
30:15My neighbour's up.
30:16She's never up
30:16at five past six.
30:18I came in here
30:19five past twelve.
30:21At night?
30:22Yes.
30:23I'd been asleep
30:24three hours.
30:25I thought,
30:26what the bloody hell?
30:29On Friday,
30:30BBC News
30:31had something
30:31for the weekend.
30:34Grace,
30:34what are you doing?
30:35Put the news on.
30:37Huh?
30:38What was you looking then?
30:40What's the matter?
30:43Christ,
30:44have you got
30:44some weird habits?
30:46A bit liquid.
30:47A salt will stick to it.
30:48Oh, is it?
30:49Oh, I couldn't eat it
30:50like that.
30:51Oh, lovely mug.
30:52Fresh tomato.
30:53Now,
30:53in case you've forgotten,
30:55the clocks go back
30:56this weekend.
30:56So we lose an hour.
30:58We gain an hour,
30:59Jane.
31:00It's beautiful.
31:00Offering an opportunity
31:02for an extra hour in bed.
31:04Oh,
31:04an extra hour in bed.
31:06Extra hour in bed.
31:07You know,
31:08how can you have
31:09an extra hour in bed?
31:10You get up whenever
31:10you want anyway.
31:12Right?
31:12Like,
31:12you haven't got kids.
31:13So you're a lazy bastard.
31:15You know.
31:16The people who it impacts
31:17the most are the people
31:18who've got kids.
31:19You know,
31:19I feel sorry for Paige.
31:21Awful it is.
31:24But daylight saving time
31:26doesn't work
31:27for everyone.
31:28Do you actually know
31:29why they do the clocks
31:30going forwards and backwards?
31:31Something to do
31:32with the farmers,
31:33isn't it?
31:33That's right.
31:34For some,
31:34changing the clocks
31:35twice a year
31:36disrupts sleep patterns,
31:37potentially contributing
31:39to health problems.
31:40Ooh,
31:41there we are.
31:42I never knew that.
31:43What,
31:43by an hour,
31:44how are?
31:44What's the real time?
31:46I don't know.
31:48Is it dinner time?
31:49It's the weekend
31:52to change the clocks.
31:53An extra hour in bed.
31:55Oh,
31:56God.
31:57What?
31:57The microwave
31:58and the oven.
31:59You've never even had it
32:00close to the real time.
32:01I wouldn't worry about
32:02changing an hour.
32:03My oven is close
32:04to the real time.
32:05I rely on,
32:06well,
32:06I do look at the oven,
32:07I do look at the kitchen clock
32:08and then I look at my echo.
32:10Then I know
32:11the correct time.
32:13But also for some,
32:14a disruption
32:15to sleep patterns,
32:16a topic that's
32:17of increasing concern.
32:19No,
32:19it isn't.
32:20Talk about
32:21a monger creation scheme.
32:23This will be the next thing
32:24that reform dive on.
32:27The UK did abolish
32:28the clock change
32:29in the 60s.
32:30Did they?
32:31Don't you remember that?
32:32No.
32:32You must have been in your 20s.
32:33Must have been in bed.
32:35But the effects,
32:36such as going to school
32:37in the dark in the north,
32:39led to us reverting
32:40back in the 70s.
32:42Course it'll be the north.
32:43Course it'll be the north.
32:4450 years on,
32:45it's sleep health experts
32:47leading the campaign
32:48against it.
32:48Sleep experts,
32:50that's a made-up job.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Well then maybe
32:53because it's been 50 years
32:55since we scrapped it,
32:56we should give it another go
32:57and see how it goes.
32:58No.
32:59I like that extra hour in bed.
33:01I don't want it scrappy.
33:02I'm always proud
33:03when I wake up
33:04and it's wake up to money
33:05because that means
33:06I'm up way before 7 o'clock.
33:08Wake up to money?
33:09Yeah.
33:10The radio show.
33:11Oh.
33:13And that means
33:13is I'm up proper.
33:17Why on earth
33:17would you listen to it?
33:19Wake up to money?
33:20Is this telling you
33:21how to manage your money
33:21every day?
33:22We're talking about finances
33:23and the financial world
33:24and stuff.
33:27Bloody hell.
33:28Do you not wake up casually
33:29with a bit of wham
33:30and...
33:31It's not for everyone.
33:33Clearly.
33:34I mean,
33:34Radio 4 Stranger Business
33:36before 7.
33:36It's good stuff, Jane.
33:37Oh, I get a big of the bell
33:39if you're, you know,
33:40up before 7 on the school run.
33:43Bloody hell.
33:44Wake up to money.
33:46Do you change that
33:47when you have girlfriends
33:47over for the night?
33:49Yeah.
33:50Wake up, darling.
33:51Yeah.
33:51In home...
34:01Hey, don't forget
34:01to put your clock back tonight.
34:03Tomorrow.
34:04No, it's tonight.
34:04Tomorrow!
34:05Saturday.
34:06Put your clocks back an hour.
34:08Tomorrow.
34:08Best friends, Jenny and Lee.
34:11Years ago,
34:12because I used to think
34:12when we was in nightclubs
34:13it was open.
34:14Yeah.
34:14And I used to go,
34:15ooh, so what happens
34:17then at 2 o'clock?
34:17Do they go back to 1 o'clock
34:19so we've got an extra hour
34:20so we leave at 3?
34:21Yeah.
34:21Really, but you're leaving
34:22at 2 really
34:23because you put the hour
34:24back, 4 back
34:25so then instead of
34:26leaving at 2
34:27you're going at 1
34:28but you're having more time
34:29in the bar
34:29because you're having
34:30an extra hour
34:31so you're not really
34:31leaving at 3
34:32you're leaving at 2.
34:34Do you know what I mean?
34:35Yeah, I'd have gone by 12.
34:36I didn't get any of that.
34:39This week,
34:40another load of lovebirds
34:42were on the last leg
34:43of their dating journey
34:44on Netflix.
34:45We're quite a bit on
34:46in Love is Blind now.
34:47We're at the weddings.
34:49Yes.
34:50The amount of love...
34:51Did I mention
34:53I'm engaged?
34:54Now that we're going
34:55to be watching the weddings
34:56you're going to get
34:57all the inspo
34:58for your wedding?
34:59Probably not.
35:00I'm a picky bitch.
35:00Well, I've got to remind
35:04Nat of the 10-year deadline.
35:06You do?
35:06What will you do
35:07if I get engaged
35:08before your 10-year deadline?
35:10Oh, I wouldn't be bothered.
35:11I'd be happy for you.
35:13Mwah!
35:14In the programme,
35:19we caught up with
35:19coupled Calibra
35:20and Edmund
35:21who were getting ready
35:23to tie the knot.
35:25Hey, OK.
35:26It's the pad.
35:27Yes, my man.
35:29Look at that.
35:30Oh, look.
35:31He's smiling.
35:32He's a canopy.
35:33I made it.
35:34I've never had a love like this.
35:36It's everything I prayed for.
35:39Everything he's prayed for.
35:41Bless him.
35:42He seems smitten with her,
35:43doesn't he?
35:43I hope it works out
35:45for you, Edmund.
35:46How long have they known
35:47each other?
35:47Five minutes?
35:48Five minutes.
35:49When I look at Edmund,
35:50I see a loving man.
35:51I see a trying man.
35:54I see a healing man.
35:55She's saying all the right things.
35:57She's making all the right noises.
35:59They're both so emotional
36:00towards each other.
36:01This is a good sign.
36:03Very good sign.
36:04That's how it's supposed to be.
36:05I am minutes away
36:06from my wedding.
36:10He is keen.
36:11So he's obviously
36:12going to be chomping
36:12a little bit to say yes.
36:14I can't imagine.
36:15I'm feeling
36:16so good.
36:18Woo!
36:20Woo!
36:21He's living in old Edmund,
36:22isn't he?
36:23It's very good noise.
36:24You can do that, Natty.
36:26You can go,
36:27whoa!
36:28You do it.
36:28Whoa!
36:29You're doing it, Natty.
36:30Yeah.
36:30You do it very well.
36:32You do it.
36:33No, I've got a frog
36:33in my throat.
36:34Whoa!
36:35Whoa!
36:35Whoa!
36:36Whoa!
36:36Whoa!
36:36Whoa!
36:36Whoa!
36:37Whoa!
36:37Whoa!
36:37Whoa!
36:38Whoa!
36:38Whoa!
36:39Whoa!
36:39Whoa!
36:40Whoa!
36:41Whoa!
36:41Oh, he's so happy!
36:46I think this is going to be
36:47a match made in heaven.
36:48He looks at her like
36:49he really loves her.
36:50Can I get her?
36:51Yeah.
36:51Come here.
36:52Come here.
36:52Look so beautiful.
36:54This is going to be
36:55the best day of their lives,
36:57isn't it?
36:57Yeah.
36:57It's going to be.
36:58Well, let's hope it is.
36:59Look, I love you so much.
37:01Yeah.
37:02I wish you'd be a bit more
37:03clearer about how he felt,
37:04don't you?
37:04I don't know.
37:06Everything we talked about,
37:08like our future, the kids,
37:11I'm really ready for it all.
37:13Hold me accountable.
37:14It's quite turbo, this, isn't it?
37:16She's like, whoa.
37:17She's having to have a deep breath here.
37:19Yeah.
37:19I am so happy that it's you
37:21that I've been in love with.
37:23You've shaped me.
37:24You've helped me grow.
37:25Oh, that's good.
37:26They're both on the same page.
37:28Thank God for that.
37:30I love the hell out of you.
37:31I love the hell out of you.
37:32All right, we get the gist.
37:33Oh, this is getting tiresome.
37:35OK, after saying you love
37:36the hell out of someone,
37:37there is no way this will go south,
37:39in my opinion.
37:42Will you get married
37:43and commit to face life together
37:44as husband and wife?
37:46Right, here we go.
37:47This is it.
37:48I do.
37:49He said, I do.
37:50Well, of course.
37:51You kind of saw it coming.
37:55Calabria.
37:57Oh, the music.
37:59The music changed.
37:59Why did the music change?
38:02What was that tolling of a bell noise?
38:04What does that mean?
38:05Do you take Edmund
38:06to be your lawfully wedded husband,
38:09to have and to hold
38:09from this day forward,
38:11to love, honour, and cherish
38:14in sickness and health?
38:17Nah.
38:17Calabria.
38:18You can't remain eye contact now.
38:19Oh, no.
38:20Oh, she's looking doubtful.
38:21She's looking doubtful.
38:22She's looking doubtful.
38:23Not down, Calabria.
38:24For as long
38:25as you both shall live.
38:31It's just not giving
38:32the right vibe at the moment.
38:33It's giving you
38:33your anxiety.
38:34What's going on?
38:35Why am I feeling weird, Jane?
38:37Why am I asking
38:38what's going on?
38:39Why am I feeling weird?
38:40Oh, shit.
38:46Oh, say yes,
38:48you silly woman.
38:52Oh, I'm a...
38:53I actually felt that.
39:01I felt that for him
39:02and now.
39:03Oh, my God.
39:04Fuck.
39:05I'm so sorry.
39:10Oh, mate.
39:11Edmund, man.
39:12My heart's breaking for him.
39:13What sort of a television
39:15programme is this, Jane?
39:16This is horrible.
39:18This is like
39:18a puppy getting kicked.
39:20Come on,
39:21she's going.
39:22Oh, my God.
39:23Oh, freaking hell.
39:25It's like a stake
39:26through his heart.
39:27Well, I should
39:27waltzed him up
39:29the garden path,
39:30didn't she?
39:31Oh.
39:31And now she's let him
39:32down like a sack of shit.
39:34What the fuck?
39:36Oh, don't laugh, Lee.
39:38Oh, don't, please.
39:41You are a bad bastard, you.
39:43In Blackpool.
39:47That candle in there
39:48has fucking made
39:49my head go a bit
39:50wee-hee.
39:51Home bargains, fellas.
39:53Cheap sheet.
39:55No, it was 12 quid.
39:57Pete and his little
39:58sister Sophie.
39:59Who spends 12 pound
40:01on a candle?
40:02It's a nice one.
40:03I don't get...
40:04There's nothing like that
40:06I would spend 12 pound on.
40:08There's pomegranate noire.
40:09I couldn't give a fuck.
40:11Pomegranate niçoire.
40:12Yeah.
40:13Tuna salad.
40:14Yeah, well...
40:16It's the other one
40:17upstairs in the bathroom.
40:20On Sunday night,
40:22Vicky McClure was
40:23fiddling about with
40:24explosives again on ITV.
40:26Oh, trigger point.
40:28Oh, I love that.
40:29Gets the heart going.
40:30Oh, it does.
40:31Oh, Izzy, come on,
40:32give us a Vicky McClure.
40:33Here, I've got you
40:34a Vicky McClure.
40:35See, does it's trigger point.
40:37I'm actually excited
40:38that this is back.
40:39Last time we watched,
40:39it was going off.
40:41It was nail-biting,
40:41innit?
40:42Yeah.
40:42It was going off.
40:46In the episode,
40:47we saw Vicky and her bomb squad
40:49getting another call out.
40:51What have we got?
40:52Call came in half an hour ago.
40:54Witness saw the vehicle park,
40:55driver get out,
40:56face covered.
40:57Is that a taxi?
40:58Yeah.
40:58Bit of a random place
41:00to put a device
41:01in the black cab.
41:03What's the latest on
41:04inside the vehicle?
41:05We've gone as far as we can
41:06with the drone.
41:07We can't see anyone, sir.
41:08Right, there's no one
41:09in the vehicle.
41:10God, drones do not
41:11have come in handy,
41:12don't they?
41:14Hold positions.
41:17What's she saying?
41:18What is it?
41:18She's sensing something.
41:20Shush.
41:20Someone's in there.
41:25Someone is in there.
41:28Oh, frigging hell,
41:30he frightened me to death.
41:32Help!
41:34Help!
41:34What are you doing in there,
41:35you silly old git?
41:37He's a hostage, Mary.
41:38Maybe.
41:39Confess to what?
41:46Confess or die.
41:47Is he done something?
41:48He must have done.
41:52This is just the beginning, Steve.
41:54Wow.
41:55And it's already got me gripped.
42:02She's got a full bomb gear on there.
42:04Oh, look at her.
42:05Oh, look at her.
42:06She can hardly walk.
42:09Wow, man.
42:12She doesn't give a shit,
42:13does she?
42:14I'm sorry,
42:14but it always seems like
42:15she's on a mission
42:16to end herself.
42:17Yeah.
42:17Don't be a hero, Vicky.
42:19Why not?
42:21That's her job.
42:22Oh, OK.
42:27That's a good drill.
42:28What did you mumble, Dad?
42:30Did you say,
42:30that's a good drill?
42:31Yeah.
42:36Oh, be careful, please.
42:38Oh, no, no.
42:39No, no, no, no.
42:40I can't die here.
42:42Please.
42:43You're not going to die?
42:44I mean, you might die.
42:45I wouldn't promise him that yet.
42:46He's in there with a bomb.
42:47OK, what's your name?
42:49I'm Ned.
42:50Quick question, Ned.
42:51How have you ended up here, then?
42:53Yeah.
42:54Have you ended up in a cab
42:55in the middle of a field
42:56with a bomb inside it?
42:57Oh, the clock's going up.
43:04Why is it going up?
43:05Ned, please,
43:06if you can just stay
43:06as still as you can for me
43:08so I can work, OK?
43:09Yeah.
43:10Stay right in that cab
43:11until I give you the go-head.
43:13OK.
43:13You're sitting
43:13on a very sensitive
43:14set of scales.
43:16Oh, shit.
43:17It's based on weight.
43:18You're joking.
43:19So if he leaves,
43:20he's dead.
43:21Have you got any
43:21family, Ned?
43:24I don't know.
43:25No.
43:25Is that the bomb in there?
43:27Oh, my God.
43:27Look at the size
43:28of that bastard.
43:29That looks very
43:29sophisticated, doesn't it?
43:31It does.
43:34Oh, my God.
43:36Oh, my God, what?
43:37When a bomb disposal
43:38expert goes,
43:38oh, my God.
43:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
43:40And there's something
43:40going that high on a graph.
43:42That's a little bit worrying.
43:43France Command,
43:44Expo 1.
43:45Go ahead, Expo 1.
43:46We have a grey flag.
43:48A grey flag?
43:49Well, I wonder what that is.
43:50There is a chemical
43:51weapon in the cab.
43:52Oh!
43:53Oh, my days.
43:55Oh, I'm frightened
43:55to death of chemical
43:56weapons, Ellie.
43:56I don't want another
43:57truck in.
43:58No, I'm going to level
43:59with you, Ned, OK?
44:00Part of the device
44:01is designed to release
44:02gas into the cab.
44:03Oh, lordy, lordy.
44:04It just gets worse.
44:05Yes, doesn't it?
44:06That is a brutal death.
44:08Oh, my God.
44:09He said he'd blow it
44:10up at midday.
44:11If I don't...
44:13If you don't what?
44:14Confess.
44:17The clock.
44:18Oh, shit.
44:21She's got less
44:22than four minutes.
44:23Right, the weight
44:24can go up,
44:25but can't go below.
44:26make it heavier.
44:29I need to increase
44:29the weight.
44:30Do you know
44:30how much you weigh?
44:31Oh, er, 12,
44:3312 and a half stone.
44:34Is that the confession?
44:36LAUGHTER
44:36LAUGHTER
44:37Oh, that was Andy,
44:44being there, wasn't it?
44:45Yeah, yeah.
44:46Now, if she'd have asked
44:46me if I was in that taxi
44:47how much do you weigh,
44:48I'd have shaved off
44:49a couple of stone.
44:50there's not enough
44:50breeze blocks in that
44:51park to help me.
44:52LAUGHTER
44:53Oh!
45:00Oh, Lord!
45:01Oh, my God.
45:02I've got 30 seconds.
45:04Get out the cab.
45:05I can't.
45:05Just get out of the car,
45:07you dick.
45:08It won't trigger
45:08the device getting out
45:09of the cab,
45:10but I can't stop the timer.
45:11Go, now, you're...
45:12Just go!
45:13Quick.
45:13Oh, you silly man.
45:15Now get out!
45:17Run!
45:1757!
45:19Go back, go back!
45:2158!
45:22Uh-oh, uh-oh!
45:23Right, addy up,
45:24you haven't got a long list.
45:29Jesus, you'll be cool.
45:30Here we go.
45:31He's gonna blow!
45:32HE SIGHS
45:32What?
45:39Oh, well, that's a load of shit.
45:40Is that fucking it?
45:42Bit boring, really.
45:43I like a band.
45:44Yeah.
45:45Gas!
45:46Gas!
45:47I'm sorry.
45:49Get up!
45:49No!
45:50Vicky absolutely smashed that,
45:53didn't she?
45:54If I'm ever in a situation,
45:56I want Vicky McClure.
45:57You see, if I was the guy in the taxi,
45:59you know,
46:00cool as a cucumber.
46:01I would be asking loads of questions to Vicky.
46:04Yeah.
46:04How long have you been in the bomb disposal game,
46:08love?
46:08What time are you on to?
46:09HE LAUGHS
46:09You've been busy?
46:13What time are you on to?
46:15In the back of a taxi?
46:18Standard back of the taxi chair.
46:21HE LAUGHS
46:21Well, it's the final of Bake Off next week,
46:29but there is still time to catch up with any of the new series you've missed.
46:32It's streaming now.
46:33And join Tom Daley as he swaps the diving board for the yarn barn to find Britain's best knitter.
46:39The game of wool begins Sunday at 8 here on Channel 4.
46:43Stay with us for The Last Leg, live next.
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