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00:00I can't really hear you.
00:30Cried, but you're still playing with my Zoloft dosage.
00:33I'm sorry, I'm having some trouble.
00:35You're speaking quietly and also there's this partition.
00:37We had a few more drinks and then we had sex in the bathroom.
00:39One of the smaller stalls, the bigger differently abled one was out of order.
00:43Right. Just do it.
00:45Keep it to him.
00:46I am.
00:48Right.
00:50So I was worried this was going to be a lot to explain, so I actually wrote you a note.
01:00So what you read is going to upset you?
01:02Mm-hmm.
01:03You're going to have a lot of questions and some of the answers will be in there, but most will not.
01:06And I am sorry for that. I am still trying to figure out what the fuck is happening myself.
01:10Ma'am? Everything all right here?
01:13Ma'am?
01:14I'm 33.
01:15You should just flip me this, Hal.
01:17Wait, do you think this is like a stick-up?
01:20Wait, no, that's what a five-year-old calls it.
01:22I don't understand. This has no demands. What is this?
01:24Yeah.
01:25What is this?
01:27I just need to reactivate my pin.
01:29Okay. You know what? Forget the note. I'll just tell you. This isn't a robbery.
01:34But you are going to die.
01:39Whoa.
01:41What are you talking about?
01:42I don't know where. I don't know when.
01:45Some have been gentle deaths. Others have been gnarly.
01:49I am so sorry, Caleb.
01:53But you're dying.
01:57What am I dying from?
02:01Me.
02:07I just can't hear you.
02:08I am so sorry. Me?
02:09Me?
02:10This bed is on fire with passionate love.
02:14The neighbors complain about the noises above.
02:19But she only comes when she's on top.
02:24My therapist said not to see you no more.
02:34She said you're like a disease without any cure.
02:38She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore.
02:42I think it's so pretty.
02:46Pretty
03:02So it's our first date right and as soon as he sits down he does that thing of oh
03:08Sorry, I've just been a little off lately. Um, I don't know you. We just met dude. I don't know your baseline
03:15Right like he's a stranger. He's a total stranger and I'm like, okay
03:19It's a little early to be doing this koi dance, but whatever I'll play so I'm like, oh
03:26Is something going on with you and he proceeds to dangle little hints
03:31family issue
03:33Recent news dark secret believe me when I tell you this went on for all of salad
03:38Who has the time imagine having the confidence to play games when you're 5 8?
03:42Love a short king just a little awareness, you know, so I'm just like okay. I'll guess what's destroying your family
03:51Someone's sick. Someone's divorcing
03:54Alcoholism. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, I did that one. I guess everything imaginable guess what word finally comes out of this man's mouth
04:05Cannibal
04:07What you recently found out he has a cannibal in his family and I know cannibalism is sort of having a moment right now
04:15Like I finally watched dommer, you know, it was so good. Well, he was so good. Oh, yes. He's a star
04:20I'll never learn his name
04:21But it's still an intense word to hear at a dinner table and this dude is making me guess a mundane family secrets
04:27But the whole time he is sitting on the word and a ball dick sir. You are a dick
04:33Anyway dating apps are the worst the absolute torture we go through just to get to know a person
04:40That's why I airdropped you my number and line up Baja fresh. I am done relying on the internet to find love
04:47Not that that's what I mean, I was only our third date. Don't worry. I get it. I just wish people could be more honest with each other
04:54Like I'm looking date someone next couple years get married have kids
05:01I dislike most things, but I do like food and television
05:08And I promise if I ever find out I have a family member who eats people
05:13I'll tell you without dancing around me
05:17same
05:19Want to get out of here like I said to that guy when he showed me a picture of his uncle cannibal a Thanksgiving dinner I
05:31Have never wanted to leave
05:35Harder
05:38Wow, yeah
05:40Wow, that was
05:44Awful terrible
05:46So glad you felt that way. Thrilled you hated it too. You know what the worst part was?
05:51How I kept trying to make eye contact with you and you were like nope don't know you
05:56It's like seeing a co-worker at a sweet green. Yeah, no, that was bad, but I was gonna say the irregular rhythm
06:08It's like waiting at a printer. So bad. So bad. Also when I put on music what was up with all those commercials for Elsbeth?
06:15Oh, you need to get Spotify without ads. It's only like ten bucks more. I switched over and I'm happy. I'm happy. I made the choice
06:23Anyway, you shouldn't be doing that again. You should not
06:28Wait, are you serious? You want to try again? We'd probably get better with practice. It's just there isn't that
06:36Thing
06:37You know, it's like when you know, you know. Well, it's also when you don't know, you know, you know
06:46No, we were so excited for third date Jason now bad sex Spotify ads Jason. I'm afraid
06:53Yes, it was the absolute worst sex like a brother and a sister fucking Jesus
06:59I just woke up but seriously that thing just
07:02Wasn't there and I don't have time to waste on another wrong person
07:06Here I am after 20 years of dating 33 years old on the phone with a Lyft driver at 2 a.m
07:11Trying to figure out if I'm standing on the northeast corner might be time to look inward
07:19What you know, I've always admired you Ruby ever since AJ and I started dating seen you putting in the work night after night
07:25They're dating dancing drinking swiping wiping
07:29Is it possible that you still being alone is the fault of thousands of guys and
07:35Fair share of girls and you're not at all to blame. I mean possible. Yeah, likely. No, sorry
07:42Aren't you at your job right now? I?
07:45Said it like that because I don't think it's a job my stream is the best job groups ignore him
07:49This is a man who's planning to wear shorts and a bolo tie to a wedding the shorts are sateen
07:54Okay, you know what you didn't even know that was a fabric until two days ago
07:58fine
07:59Sure, I I I have things I can work on I I can hear that I can receive that
08:07It's not like I'm not ever going to find someone right of course I really will
08:13Zachary Bridgerton. Oh, that can't be his full name don't take this the wrong way Rubes
08:17But you're choosing to suggest a much prettier woman
08:20What the fuck? Okay, seriously? Okay, I'm sorry. Look he is absolutely wrong
08:26You are stunning and you are sweet and you just haven't found the right person yet
08:31Thank you. I appreciate that and I hope you know I truly mean it when I say
08:38You also have not met the right person yet. I also have ears that work. Oh
08:43Oh shit reload reload reload. Yeah. Yeah, for sure
08:48I will try to come in person next week Debra. Yeah, I've just been swamped with work
08:52You know, I've got this party to plan and that party to plan. It's like oh kill me
08:58But not really I know you've asked me to stop making that joke
09:01I just want to make sure that you're not having our sessions remotely to avoid really doing the work
09:07I promise I'm not until you actually deal with the baggage from your past
09:12You'll keep running into the same obstacles in your romantic pursuit. Totally
09:16I think the connection you've drawn between past and present is like wow
09:21People overuse this word, but you are an actual genius you and Martin short. That's it. Thank you
09:27You deserve it. Have a great rest of your day. I'll see you next week. Okay. Go do something fun. Bye Ruby
09:32Bye
09:43Hi, are you Ruby?
09:47Hi
09:48Yes
09:50Ruby
09:52How'd you know?
09:53We have an appointment you told me to meet you here today
09:56Yes, hi
09:58You must be Isaac throwing your parents 40th anniversary party, right? Yes, that's right. Hi. Hi
10:05So nice to meet you in person
10:08Don't you just love that we're back to meeting people in person? So happy you never have to say nice to e-meet you again
10:13I can't stand any meat. Wow. Neither can I
10:17I'm so excited
10:25To help you plan this very special day
10:27Before I show you around the space. Why don't you tell me a bit about your parents story?
10:31So I get a better sense of what type of party you want to throw and I'll take some notes
10:36All right. Well, let's see. Um, the mid at college was at Cornell
10:41Tufts
10:43Go on. Okay
10:45Um
10:47They're in love still even 40 years later
10:51They got married pretty young in their mid-20s
10:54My dad worked for Boeing my mom ran an art gallery
10:57They had three kids me my brother my sister the other day. I
11:02Asked my mom how it felt being with someone for
11:04Basically her whole adult life
11:07She said it felt long
11:09And great sometimes of course, but it's not gonna always be great for 40 years. She said sometimes it was just
11:16Good, okay
11:18So I don't know. Maybe that's the real goal being good. Okay. Are you all right?
11:25Yeah
11:27I'm fine
11:29It's just
11:31That's my story
11:34That's the story I want
11:36You know even while you were talking I was doing the math in my head like if I got married tomorrow
11:42I would be 73 on my 40th anniversary, which is still doable, but I'm not gonna get married tomorrow, right?
11:47So really 74 would be the earliest I could have the 40th anniversary and I don't know
11:51I just don't want to go to a party when I'm 74
11:55Get all dressed up
11:57So soon it's gonna be too late to get to have been married for 40 years unless I fucking move
12:07Sorry, I do not know why I told you all that. No, no, I I get it. That's that's a story. I want to
12:14You
12:18One second
12:20You
12:40Brandon rafferty brandon rafferty remember we thought he looked like tall bilbo baggins that one time yes
12:47We were quite high. Yeah, I dated him for like a second
12:53I think we had sex twice. Oh, remember he was the one who every time he thrusted I heard a little fart sound
12:58I thought it was the bed, but it was him like each and every thrust a fart
13:04Yeah
13:05Terrible he's dead. Yeah. Oh, his last instagram is a photo of a dog
13:12We should rewatch clifford. Yes
13:14Yeah
13:17Random
13:32Looks like the funeral is saturday
13:35How do you die? Can't find any info
13:38You know people are always stingy with those details. Can't believe this happened. Um, what happened? We lost a bright light
13:45To what did we lose him?
13:46I'm sure it was some rare weird sad disease
13:49But until I hear i'm fully gonna assume he was shot. I mean, yeah
13:51I hadn't seen brandon in almost 15 years and we only slept together three times about two times. I remembered a time
13:58Oh, but still
14:00It's sad
14:02My ex-boyfriend died
14:06How am I?
14:07Well, my ex-boyfriend died
14:10You know what?
14:10I'm gonna go
14:12I am going to go to brandon's funeral. You sure that's a good idea. You barely knew the guy. Yeah, exactly
14:19And why?
14:20Because I didn't give him a chance. He was a really good person. You used to call him farty scorsese
14:26Okay, well, you are making my case for me
14:29Maybe i've been too tough on the people i've been with
14:32Maybe instead of that
14:34Thing
14:36I should have been looking for more good. Okay, that sounds like something you heard when I wasn't with you
14:40New client who's throwing his parents anniversary party. I know my girl
14:43You think you were too harsh on brandon. So you're going to his funeral to somehow make amends. Yes
14:48I mean what i've been doing obviously hasn't been working
14:52This could be a new start the beginning of me making a change a funeral is your new start
14:57I am burying the old judgmental me as well as a literal man and also a man I used to know. Yes
15:03Okay, okay
15:04Here we go
15:06Love your tights honestly
15:07Do you think they're too sexy though? I think they're perfectly sexy. Just the right amount? Not too much. Just enough
15:12Do you think gray is funeral enough? Yeah, I think it's got somber vibes. Yeah. Yeah, it's like black adjacent next to black
15:20Yeah, whoa
15:26Brandon
15:30I gotta find out how he died someone here knows
15:35That guy he's sitting on the whole story
15:38Wait
15:48Why do you remember all these pictures?
15:51I'm basically in all of these dead man's pictures
15:54You sure are
15:55Look, those are all of him and me
15:57But that one
16:00That one is just me
16:02I had no idea it was so important to him
16:05I don't even remember when that photo was taken
16:07Oh wait, no
16:08Yes, I do
16:09I was excited because I just seen her ratio sands in line at walgreens
16:13Remember when that happened
16:14Yeah
16:16So sorry for your loss
16:17Thank you
16:21Do you know if gun violence played a role in this tragedy today?
16:24Excuse me?
16:25Really?
16:27We're so glad you could make it
16:29Brandon would be so comforted knowing you're here
16:35Well, of course
16:36I'm not missing this thing
16:37Actually, I had something else today, something important, but I was like
16:44No
16:46I'm doing this
16:47Doesn't even matter what it was
16:50Okay, I was going to speak to some senators about a bill I'm passionate about
16:54But I decided not to go
16:56I am so sorry for your loss
16:59Mr. and Mrs. Rafferty, hi
17:00I'm so sorry I also went to college with Brandon
17:03Oh, okay
17:04Hi, my name's AJ
17:07We had three classes together
17:08We were also in a study group
17:10AJ, huh?
17:11I think you knew a few of those back in school
17:13Oh no, just me
17:15There weren't other AJs
17:17Me
17:20They're upset, it's okay
17:22Danielle, Ruby did come after us
17:27Whoa
17:28Ruby, this is Danielle, Brandon's girlfriend
17:32Hi, Danielle
17:34We have the same hair
17:38I am so sorry for your loss
17:40Thank you
17:41Thank you
17:41That's right
17:44Danielle, let's go sit
17:47Ruby, come when you're ready
17:50We saved you a seat in the front
17:53Oh, wow
17:55Thank you, I will
17:58So sweet of them didn't have to do that
17:59Yeah, totally, I'll just fuck off in the back
18:01But yes, that was sweet
18:23Hey, Brandon
18:25It's me, Ruby
18:29Yeah, I'm sorry that whatever happened to you
18:34Happened
18:36And I'm sorry
18:39I wasn't kinder to you
18:40My therapist has actually been telling me I should look at my past more, so
18:45Yeah
18:47This all sort of happened at a good time
18:54I met Danielle
18:56She seems cool
18:59Ish
18:59And I'm not seeing anyone right now
19:03I mean, look, it's not that I don't want to be, it's just
19:09Yeah, I don't know
19:10I'm just kind of in a weird place
19:13It has been tough out there dating
19:15And I'm wondering
19:16Am I looking for something that even exists?
19:19Or is it just an idea?
19:21Like, you know, am I too quick to give up or
19:25Ruby
19:26Hey
19:28Jeffrey?
19:30Oh my god
19:32Hi
19:34Oh my god, it has been forever
19:36What are you doing here?
19:41Oh, right, right, right, right
19:43Right, you guys were
19:45You guys were close
19:46Right
19:50So what have you been up to?
19:53Oh my god
19:54Do you know what memory just blast into my brain?
19:57A bunch of us were in my dorm room
19:58We had just done shrooms
19:59We ate them with like, skittles
20:01And then you were just like, braid my hair
20:03And I was like, now fucking braid your hair
20:06Ruby
20:07Oh, it's okay
20:08I just kind of want to have a moment with Brandon
20:10Totally, totally
20:11Thanks
20:12Of course
20:13Yeah
20:13Just have a moment
20:15Yeah, take your time
20:21Sorry
20:22Amen
20:29I finally made it to Nepal
20:31It was nice
20:32Ruby
20:33Do you remember Carrie Friedman?
20:35She lived in Barrows with us
20:36We were like friends
20:38Yeah
20:38I just ran into her in the bathroom
20:40And she goes like this
20:43Nothing
20:44No idea who I was
20:45So I go up to her
20:45And I say, hi
20:46And she's all confused
20:48And goes, did you look different in college?
20:51Do you?
20:51Even?
20:52But I was like, no
20:53I look exactly the same
20:56Excuse me
20:56Excuse me
20:57Ruby, we're headed to the wake
20:58And we'd love for you to drive with us
21:00Oh
21:01Wow
21:02Yes
21:03Yes, you must
21:03If only Brandon could see you driving with us
21:06In the family car to his wake
21:08And get that big, topeak grin of his
21:11I don't know
21:13I don't know
21:13I'm not sure
21:14I
21:14No, you go ahead
21:16I'll get a ride with Carrie Friedman
21:22Shotgun
21:24Unless that's the worst word to use today
21:36What's his name?
21:38Her name is Ruby
21:41Her name tag says
21:45Hot sauce
21:47She was Brandon's dog
21:50She's cute
21:51No, she thinks she is
21:52But she isn't
21:59Maybe some tunes?
22:01Oh, uh, sure
22:11The Mississippi Delta
22:13We're shining like a national guitar
22:19I am following the river down the highway
22:22Through the cradle of the civil war
22:24I'm going to Graceland
22:27I'm going to Graceland
22:28Graceland
22:29I'm in Vista and Eske
22:31I'm going to Graceland
22:35Poor boys and pilgrims with families
22:38And we are going to Graceland
22:43My traveling companion is nine years old
22:47He's the child of my first marriage
22:49And my reason to believe we both will be received in Graceland
22:56She comes back to tell me she's going home
23:04As if I didn't know that
23:06As if I didn't know my own bed
23:11As if I never noticed
23:13The way she brushed her hair
23:15From home
23:18And she said losing love is like a window in your heart
23:26Everybody sees you're blown apart
23:29Everybody sees the wind blow
23:35I'm going to Graceland
23:41Come here, actually make a
23:44Big sandwich under those
23:46You have a lot of nerve
23:50Danielle, hi
23:50Who do you think you are showing up here after how horribly you treated Brandon?
23:55What are you talking about?
23:56You took his virginity
23:59Then you dumped him
24:01He was devastated he never got over that
24:03Brandon was a virgin?
24:06I had no idea
24:07Please
24:09I don't really remember
24:11At all
24:12No recollection
24:14Okay, I went home to Michigan with you for winter break freshman year
24:17Ate cheese tarts with your parents and like a sad aunt
24:21Did you look different back then?
24:23No, Hannah
24:24I looked like this
24:25Picture this
24:26Trying to watch despicable me while your parents get fully divorced
24:31I'm sorry
24:32I've got to go
24:33Hey, Hannah
24:34Hey, Ruby
24:35Brandon was a virgin
24:37I was his first
24:38Oh my god, that explains why you were so important to him
24:40I wasn't just important, I was the most important and I made fun of him
24:46I'm awful
24:47Hey, come on
24:48You didn't know
24:49And it's not like he ever knew
24:52Yeah
24:53Yeah
24:53Hey
24:55How you holding up?
24:56It's been tough
24:58The toughest
25:01Hey, Jeffrey
25:02It's me, AJ
25:03We went to college together and I looked exactly like this when we did
25:05I remember
25:07Hey, AJ
25:10Hey, hi
25:10Hey, did you have to end up leaving school early because of the whole bell grand scandal thing?
25:24Brandon would have hated this, all the attention
25:27Totally
25:27You remember how red he used to get when he would get embarrassed?
25:30Oh, he'd get so red
25:33He'd look like a frustrated baby
25:36We'd like, baby, don't cry
25:38Baby, don't cry
25:43Yeah
25:46Man
25:48I think I've had as much as I can take for today
25:51I'm gonna get out of here
25:52I think I am too
25:55You wanna share an Uber?
25:57Yeah, that sounds great
25:59I'll just
25:59Do you wanna pack this up?
26:02I think I can just leave it
26:04Actually, maybe if there's a few napkins
26:07No, no, no, no, no
26:08I remember it perfectly
26:09It was your idea to steal a bunch of cafeteria trays and use them to go sledding
26:13Yup, this tracks go on
26:15So Brandon and I decide we're gonna share a tray
26:17You know, like two idiots
26:19I sit on his lap
26:21We go down the hill
26:22He loses his grip
26:24He had the worst grip
26:25We crash into a tree
26:27My nose slams into the side of Brandon's head
26:29I still have the dent
26:30Feel this
26:34It's like a tiny little half pipe
26:36Whoa
26:41Do you remember what happened later that night?
26:44What?
26:46You and me?
26:48Yeah, I remember
26:49There's very little I remember about college, but
26:52I do remember that
26:54I do remember that
26:55Hmm
26:58Hmm
27:03What?
27:03Oh god, what?
27:04Um
27:04What are you doing?
27:05I thought we were having a walk?
27:07Unbelievable
27:08You haven't changed at all
27:10What are you talking about?
27:11You slept with me and it broke Brandon's heart
27:13Brandon and I were already broken up when you and I hooked up
27:15Yeah, but he was still devastated and it really fucked up our friendship, dude
27:19Even though I told him that I've never regretted anything more
27:22Okay, all right
27:23And it was you who seduced me, by the way
27:24Okay, I guess I was the one who brought the shard left of a baby blanket to college
27:29And made me feel how soft it was to use as foreplay
27:32Do not talk about my baby blanket
27:34You know what? I'm not doing this
27:35You already ruined Brandon's life
27:37I'm not gonna let you ruin today for him too
27:38Pull over
27:41Jeffrey, you're seriously getting out of
27:42Yeah, seriously getting out of the car
27:44Unreal, find it
27:45Get out, go
27:46Brandon didn't deserve you and that is not a compliment
27:50Oh, nice real mature assholes
28:10I don't
28:13Shh, it's okay
28:16Maybe don't talk for a while
28:18This is a lot
28:21Ugh, no
28:22The worst time for the clog dropper to strike
28:24Maybe find a better moment for your daily drop of a single clog
28:30I just can't believe I watched someone die
28:36He only got out of the car because we got in an argument
28:41I can't imagine
28:43It's gonna take time to process it all
28:46You know?
28:47Yeah
28:48I do have questions
28:49But they can wait
28:52Like when you say the body expo
28:55It can wait
28:57It can wait
28:58It's just so tragic
29:01Also
29:03And I recognize this as a sharp pivot to my own situation
29:06No, I love a sharp pivot
29:07But two dead exes
29:10Two of them
29:12That is fucked
29:16Two of my ex-boyfriends died
29:19How am I?
29:21Well, two of my exes are dead, so
29:23Look, it is a coincidence
29:27That's all
29:27It is a horrible coincidence
29:32Yeah
29:33I'm also really unsure if this is the right time or not, but what's with the dog
29:37Oh
29:37Ruby hot sauce
29:40I had to go back for her since danielle is the worst
29:43Brandon's parents love the idea
29:47Said it's what he probably would have wanted
29:48And you're gonna take care of her?
29:54We're gonna take care of each other
29:59Oh yeah, I'm hoping you'll help out a lot
30:01Yeah, okay
30:02You know what?
30:03We're doing the good stuff tonight
30:05The 1983 port
30:07I know we were saving it for when one of us gets engaged or finally gets invited on a yacht
30:11But you saw a man die today, so it's going in our bodies
30:21This one
30:23This is the song that plays when I drive over a bridge in a convertible
30:28That's a good one
30:30Right there, this is when I let my scarf go
30:34This is the song that plays when I quit
30:36I clear all the drinks off the bar with my forearm and then this kicks in
30:40It's this
30:42And then it's this
30:50I can't believe both Brandon and Jeffrey are gone
30:53Yeah, you've had a couple of days
30:55I hadn't thought of either of those guys in so long
30:59And if Brandon hadn't died
31:01I wouldn't have known how much I meant to either of them
31:04This one is a song that plays when I discover new information
31:11Something big has just been dropped on me
31:13My husband has been cheating
31:14My twin daughters have a special power I didn't know about
31:17I love that
31:21I was Brandon's first
31:24I held a special place in his heart until the day he died and I just tossed him aside like trash
31:33I have been too tough on the people I've been with
31:35Can you imagine still being a virgin?
31:38The worst
31:39Remember David?
31:41You guys were so cute
31:43He was real sweet
31:44Aw, yeah
31:45You know, I can't even remember why I dumped him
31:49The first guy I ever slept with
31:53God, I haven't talked to him in forever
31:57You know, I think I still have an old landline number for him
32:00Yeah, is this a good idea?
32:07David, it's me
32:09Sure
32:11Just thought I'd turn back time and see how you're doing
32:15Give me a call
32:17The fuck are you doing?
32:18Oh, you'll know it's me
32:19It's this bit we used to do
32:20He loved this
32:22David, it's me
32:24Sean Connery
32:26I think you should stop
32:27Call me back, you little leprechaun
32:28Okay, no, no, no, now I'm literally just begging you
32:32David, it's me
32:34The cookie monster
32:36Do you like cookies?
32:37I like cookies
32:38Call me
32:41David, hi
32:45Oh
32:47Okay
32:50All right, I'm
32:52Okay, bye
32:54He didn't remember the bit
32:56That wasn't David
32:58It was his brother
33:04David's dead
33:06What?
33:07If two was a coincidence
33:10What's three?
33:12A pattern
33:14Ooh, drinky
33:21Is that a dog?
33:28Toe to toe
33:29Toe to toe
33:31Dancing very close
33:34But a breathing
33:38Almost come a toe
33:40Almost come on tour
33:44Wall to wall
33:49Deeper hypnotize
33:54And I step up like me
34:00And each night in rapture
34:07I think that's a good idea
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