Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 08
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00:00GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:07GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:10GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:13Ah, well, have anybody say that you're milking this.
00:15LAUGHTER
00:17I...well, it's not every day you get engaged.
00:21Well, that's the idea.
00:23LAUGHTER
00:29Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:31You want some of this?
00:33Oh, lettuce! Look out!
00:35Oh, now, see?
00:37Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:39The gravy.
00:40LAUGHTER
00:42Yeah. Yeah.
00:43Do you like this music? No, not particularly.
00:45So suck on that.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:49He's been a bad boy!
00:50Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:52Not a chance, Julie.
00:53Ooh!
00:54Yes, look at that.
00:55That's a McAllen.
00:56She's got taste.
00:57LAUGHTER
00:58Whoa!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane!
01:02Well, thank all that salsa, I've got it aged on.
01:05It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:08LAUGHTER
01:09That's very modern, isn't it?
01:11Now, if you no-one saw that coming.
01:12No.
01:13In the week Claudia and Tess announced
01:15they were leaving Strictly,
01:17we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:20Celebrity fingers were being pointed on BBC One.
01:24Who are the initiators of the discussions
01:27that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
01:31around this table?
01:32And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.
01:37The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like,
01:42you're 100% far away from your own arse.
01:46Yeah.
01:47They're picking a traitor.
01:48Your mouth's off.
01:49We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:52Well, yeah, cos we know the bastard are.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:55LAUGHTER
01:56A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:01Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:04He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:07See how many legs that horse has got?
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11They're two horses, aren't they?
02:12Oh, are they?
02:13How did the royals just get up to some weird shit?
02:15Yeah, yeah.
02:16That's how much privilege they have.
02:17They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:21And there were more spooks and ghouls
02:23and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:26There's a male's energy here.
02:28It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:30I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:34I feel there would have been...
02:37One of my ghosts,
02:38do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:39No.
02:40Mira, I'm scared.
02:41I'm really concerned.
02:42Wait.
02:43When you become a ghost,
02:44you're just going to be there.
02:46Like...
02:47Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:49As a ghost?
02:50Yeah!
02:51Like, you're such a boy.
02:53Even as a ghost, you're boring.
02:55Even in the afterlife.
02:56If I was to haunt someone, it'd be you.
02:57You have no character.
02:58You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:00How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:11It's beautiful.
03:13Isn't it stunning?
03:14It's gorgeous.
03:15How does it feel to be engaged?
03:16It feels phenomenal.
03:17Best friends Abby and Georgia.
03:20I'm actually a fiancé.
03:22Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:24We are.
03:25Are you both fiancés?
03:26Like, that's my fiancé.
03:28Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:30I think they're both the same.
03:32Are they?
03:33Fiancés.
03:34You got engaged and I went and got a violeta mop.
03:37For me kitchen floor.
03:42On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:49Ready for Strictly?
03:50Oh.
03:51Let's go.
03:52Right, sit down.
03:53Otherwise you're going to knock them lines over.
03:54I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
03:55Is it?
03:56Yep.
03:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
03:58Oh my God.
03:59No!
04:00Da-da-da-da-da.
04:01What?
04:02I don't like fresh orange and mine.
04:03It's a balloon.
04:04Shut up.
04:05You get what you're given.
04:06Dancing the Rumble.
04:07Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:08Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a.
04:09Now.
04:10I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:13I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:15Is it?
04:16Yep.
04:17Da-da-da-da-da-da.
04:18Oh my God.
04:19No!
04:20Shut up.
04:21You get what you're given.
04:25Dancing the Rumble.
04:26Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:29Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a. Nitro from Gladiators.
04:33He's my favourite.
04:34I bet he is.
04:35Bet he got his chest out.
04:37Nah, sleeves are definitely off.
04:42Here we go, come on.
04:43You'll be very touchy-feely this is.
04:45It's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49They whisper.
04:52What a song Nitro's dancing to.
04:55Must have been love but it's over now, Roxette.
04:57I bloody love this song.
04:59I'm happy.
05:01Oh, look at Harry.
05:03Oh, fucking hell.
05:05Ah.
05:06He got sleeves but no buttons.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Leave the winter.
05:10Look at her with hands all over his abs.
05:13She's getting too tactile now with Nitro, isn't she?
05:17I suppose she's fun, isn't it difficult not to.
05:19Prens off him.
05:20I wake up lonely.
05:23This air of sight.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:28OK, I'll look further down.
05:30No, make sure right down.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I wondered where her head were going then.
05:34Bloody hell.
05:35What?
05:36You wouldn't come up.
05:37What time is it?
05:38Seven o'clock?
05:39I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:40When to say I dream.
05:42Very good.
05:43Very sensual indeed.
05:44It's just sexy.
05:45Sex on legs.
05:46He's sex on legs.
05:47He's sex on legs.
05:48Oh, but it's over now.
05:49God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
05:50I know.
05:51Nothing.
05:52I know.
05:53I know.
05:54I know.
05:55I know.
05:56I know.
05:57I know.
05:58I know.
05:59I know.
06:00I know.
06:01I know.
06:02I know.
06:04I know.
06:05I know.
06:06I know.
06:07I know.
06:08I know.
06:09I know.
06:10I know.
06:11I know.
06:12You must have been loved.
06:13But it's over now.
06:14It's over now.
06:15It's over now.
06:16Now I'm living.
06:17God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
06:18Nothing.
06:19Oh.
06:20Yoi yoi yoi.
06:21Steady Eddie.
06:22Well, it's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:24He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy,
06:28because he's in gladiators.
06:30to being brutal and now he's been given a sort of piece of ming china to handle with care
06:36oh i want nigel to do that for me
06:46it must have been
06:49and it's all for now
06:52it must have been
06:55golden bennett
06:58unnecessary i mean this is a couple of wrong moves away from an ofcom meltdown
07:05oh
07:09i'm gonna pretend this cushions nitros yes
07:15hey new get your mucky face off it
07:17i'd be a bit lower down if i was a
07:19surely
07:21what
07:23face well come on men i'm not the only woman that thinks that
07:30you do know it's not even after watershed you know this
07:33i know parading around like that with half the clothes
07:37i know
07:44right are you up for the next paddle match
07:46i am up for the next paddle
07:48yeah
07:49where are we playing
07:50oh my gosh
07:51best friends danielle and daniella
07:54i feel like we could make a really good pair for paddle
07:57i feel that we could
07:58because because we're both competitive we both like to win
08:01and we've got power
08:02and like just call us serena and venus
08:05do you know what i mean
08:06i'm serena
08:07i'm serena
08:08no i'm serena
08:09no i'm serena
08:10no i'm serena
08:11i think i'm serena
08:12no
08:13you're definitely venus
08:14i'm serena
08:16on sunday night bradley walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on itv
08:25the vincent
08:26i wouldn't like to verse her
08:29she gives us
08:31vixen
08:32she gives us really bad vibes
08:33they're not vixen
08:34vixent
08:35i'm usually cooking tea
08:37and i can hear it because steve watches it and i'm cooking tea
08:40and i shout at the houses goes
08:41how did you know that
08:43and i go i just don't know
08:44i know because you're watching the repeat
08:51that is
08:52first quiz show engaged
08:55is it
08:56fucking hell
08:57a lot of firsts today
09:00oh here they are
09:02the dark destroyer
09:05you could be the static your name
09:08the static why
09:09the static caravan
09:12shag marry avoid
09:14i'm haggarty the vixen the beast
09:16shag shag shag
09:17shag shag
09:22oh whoa whoa whoa what do we have here
09:24oh we got a mystery
09:25who's that
09:26boy george
09:27my name
09:29is maverick
09:31listen tom cruise's career's taking a different turn now
09:34british television
09:35you don't think
09:36suppose it's at schofield do you think
09:37phil schofield
09:38phil schofield
09:39phil schofield
09:40and why are you called maverick
09:42because i'm a lone wolf
09:44can you talk in your gimp mask
09:45no i don't have to
09:47and i was named after my nan and grandad
09:51mave
09:54and rick
09:55i know it is
09:56it's a cricketer
09:57oh
09:58flint off
09:59yeah yeah
10:00that's all it is
10:01flint off
10:02it does look like the guy that used to be in the bill
10:03how can you tell that's the guy in the bill
10:05he's got a face like that
10:06i can tell by his eyes
10:07by his eyes
10:08are you mental
10:09no
10:10do that
10:11do that
10:12you're gonna know it's me i'm saying it off
10:14do that
10:15in the episode
10:16we join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers
10:20good luck
10:25oh god i hope they're easy questions simon
10:27come on jay
10:28come on chasers
10:29no rather don't root for the chair
10:30i'm not watching it if you're gonna root for the chasers
10:32folksy
10:33your clock starts counting down
10:35now
10:36what is the female equivalent of an uncle
10:38an
10:39aunt
10:40correct
10:41i got one right
10:42yay
10:43well done
10:44well done
10:45well done
10:46well done
10:47oh one for you there
10:49what first name linked british comedians clifton and winters
10:52don't know
10:53bernie
10:54bernie
10:55bernie
10:56bernie winters yeah bernie clifton
10:57you're not as quick as me lad
10:59you're not as quick as me
11:00bernie
11:01correct
11:02she's really good
11:03she's smashing it
11:04what disease is also called scarletina
11:06scarlet fever
11:07scarletina scarlet fever
11:08yeah
11:09malaria
11:10german measles
11:12scarlet fever
11:13it's called scarletina
11:14the name's
11:15the clue's in the name
11:16has she never seen goodnight mr tom
11:18scarlet fever i was gonna say that
11:19oh you didn't
11:20chasers
11:21which black panther features in the jungle book
11:23morgue
11:24no no no no no no no
11:25bagheera
11:26bagheera
11:27bagheera
11:28bagheera
11:29bagheera
11:30jenny
11:31bagheera
11:32bagheera
11:33bagheera
11:34come on this is gonna go down to the wire this
11:35chasers
11:36chasers who created the sock puppet land shop in the 50s
11:39oh
11:40sherry dixon
11:41sherry dyson
11:42sherry nixon
11:44sherry somebody or other
11:45sherry lewis
11:46sherry lewis
11:47maverick
11:48sherry lewis
11:49correct
11:50oh good knowledge
11:51get it
11:52oh i'm doing it for them
11:53i don't want them to win
11:55what the hell did he say
11:56oh no
11:57bosey what fashion brand makes boss one underwear
12:00hugo boss
12:01hugo
12:02more
12:03oh
12:04oh my god
12:05come on you gotta give it to her
12:06correct
12:07ah
12:08oh
12:09chasers
12:10what other
12:11oh she don't eat so
12:12she's got
12:14ah
12:15she's got it
12:16she's got it
12:17before we go
12:18the biggest question
12:19on everyone's lips is
12:21who
12:22is behind the mask
12:24yeah the mask gone
12:25get it all off
12:26no just the mask
12:27gordon ramsay
12:28why is everything
12:30do you always gordon ramsay
12:32i know i know it's him
12:33freddy flint
12:34freddy flint
12:35is that who you think it is
12:36yeah i know it is
12:39hang on who is it
12:41it's freddy
12:43oh i don't know
12:45i don't know
12:46it looks familiar
12:47is it bear grills
12:48oh
12:49that's joe pasquale
12:50how can you work out that it's joe pasquale
12:54let me know
12:56no
12:57it is joe pasquale
12:58no way
12:59fucking joe pasquale
13:00i could have sworn it was freddy flintoff
13:02bloody freddy flintoff
13:04oh well
13:05you can't get it right every time
13:06can you
13:07joe pasquale everybody
13:10well obviously everyone else that has knows who he is
13:13everyone under 25 saying who
13:15who
13:16i mean i now have another big question on my lips
13:19why
13:20yeah
13:21yeah
13:22in hall
13:30no jenny just put it in a little bit
13:32what
13:33oh no don't go too far jenny
13:35no i won't
13:36oh
13:37best friends jenny and lee
13:39what you on about
13:40oh
13:41oh no you're going too far in
13:44oh that's oh that's quite nice that
13:49oh
13:50have you got them all
13:51yeah yeah
13:52do the other ear then
13:53in surrey
13:58oh do you know what i'm so happy to be back
14:01as much as i love the sunshine
14:03and the rum punch
14:05and the food
14:07i'm happy to be back with my mum and dad
14:10sarah the husband andre and their daughter shay
14:14no boys
14:15oh plenty
14:16oh
14:17mum
14:18you shouldn't eat
14:19we haven't caught up on that level yet
14:21what
14:25mum
14:26listen i'm going to phone your grandma i want to know how come your grandma never told me about boys
14:30because nana set me up with them
14:32oh
14:34yes
14:35nana was like go girl
14:37you are never going to see your grandma ever again
14:44on wednesday night there was only one place to be as the hood winking in the highlands continued on bbc one
14:52come on you traitor
14:53oh
14:54i'd make a good traitor
14:56no trollop
14:57no i'd make a good one of them and all
15:00all exciting news first time i've watched the traitors engaged
15:04what you're engaged
15:07previously
15:08all
15:09six faithful have fallen
15:11six faithfuls you know
15:13that's terrible
15:14i'm a faithful
15:15faithful faithful
15:16faithful
15:17oh look at mark
15:19he gets really upset
15:20people have been suspicious of mark because mark's having all these big dramatic reactions
15:24and he's an actor so they think he's all an actor
15:27is it me or is this getting a lot easier
15:30look at them lolling
15:32absolutely lolling their heads off because they've not been caught
15:36have you ever been a traitor in life
15:41have you ever betrayed anyone
15:43well i work in h heart
15:45so yeah
15:46gravel in the treads of my shoes
15:49the leader of the faithfuls
15:51thank you for trusting me
15:53well they don't think steven's a traitor
15:55no they don't
15:56he doesn't look like a traitor though does he
15:59well that all looks like a traitor
16:02i'll be straight with both of you
16:03i'm suspicious of all the actors today
16:06oh
16:07yeah
16:08to be honest i've always been cautious around thespians
16:11i mean suspicious of bloody everybody actually
16:13never mind just the actors
16:15you're suspect number one for me
16:16i'm suspect number one
16:17yeah
16:18suspect number one
16:19you'll come straight up with it
16:20oh christ
16:21you're best suited to slip into that role
16:23well i tell you what
16:24for me
16:25oh
16:26here comes the real traitor
16:27speak of the devil
16:29he literally has walked in like the devil
16:31hasn't he though
16:32he's
16:33i'm gonna suspect everyone
16:34that's the only way i think you can do it
16:36that's what he keeps saying
16:37and you know what
16:38jonathan ross has planted seeds seeds seeds seeds seeds everywhere
16:43i'm pretty convinced that jonathan is the leader of the traitors
16:48you know why jon's got it
16:50because joe plays rugby
16:51he plays a strategic game
16:53mmm
16:54mmm
16:55but
16:56i wanna go after mark first
16:58joe go after mark not jonathan
17:00because i love jonathan as a traitor
17:04here we go
17:05okay
17:06claudia has arrived
17:07players
17:09welcome back to the round table
17:11thank you
17:12she's got extra eyeliner on today
17:14extra eyeliner
17:15extra shine spray
17:16is tonight the night
17:18can you finally
17:20catch a traitor
17:22they've got no fucking chance
17:23they don't even know what day it is
17:24neverman found a traitor
17:26we want to catch a traitor
17:27my first candidate is sir stephen fye
17:30oh
17:31of all of you
17:32we listen to you the most
17:33yeah
17:34look how disappointed he looks
17:35we can't vote off our faithful leader
17:37oh
17:38go on joe
17:39i think it's more important we we vote off a traitor
17:42jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan jonathan
17:44i think so too
17:45that's my point
17:46who are they though
17:47that's the problem
17:48he's just said it
17:50mark's nearly got wind like that
17:52shit
17:53sorry
17:54like a meerkat
17:55i know you want to start to
17:57yeah yeah but i've got suspicions of you
17:59you
18:02Alan
18:03you throw yourself into every task every mission with such enthusiasm
18:08oh
18:09Alan you cheeky monkey
18:11he's dead good at this
18:13here's my fear
18:14is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly
18:20oh yes
18:21oh that's right david
18:23he's got that right
18:24who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to
18:28people getting five six seven votes around this table
18:32oh
18:33he's reasoning sound but i think you'll get the wrong conclusion
18:36bloody hell
18:37and the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you
18:41oh
18:43oh wow
18:44how are they all so bloody wrong
18:47nobody's pointing the finger at alan jonathan or kat
18:50at least one traitor or maybe two
18:53will try and stay under the radar for as long as possible
18:56and then start popping their head up
18:58and i feel that's the pattern that
19:00you're doing at the moment
19:02oh what
19:03they're all great theories that they're coming up with like
19:06you know they're really plausible but they're all
19:08absolutely wrong
19:09absolutely wrong
19:10players
19:12the time for talk
19:14is over
19:15oh god
19:16i think mark might be going
19:17oh well
19:18that's got a note of it
19:19yeah
19:20steven we'll start with you
19:22who do you believe is a traitor and why
19:24well i've put david
19:26oh
19:27david
19:28jo wilkinson
19:29i've said you david
19:31oh
19:32my
19:33god
19:34freaking hell
19:35who votes for david
19:36jonathan
19:37i've changed my vote
19:38i'm sorry david
19:39i voted for you
19:40freaking hell
19:43david's put his head above the parapet
19:45and it's now gonna get shot off
19:47yeah he's had his head blown off a blessing
19:49alan
19:50joe marley
19:52i'm sticking with my gut
19:53and i think it's you mark
19:55your gut is wrong
19:56so wrong
19:57you're so far off the mark
20:00he's very nice to look at as well mark isn't he
20:04cat
20:05you have the deciding vote
20:07who you got
20:08who's cat gone for
20:10my vote
20:11who you got
20:12who's cat gone for
20:13my vote
20:15who
20:16who
20:17who
20:18who
20:19who
20:20who
20:21come on
20:22i need to live
20:23it's for you david
20:24ah
20:25yeah yeah yeah yeah
20:27you're right
20:28it's a draw
20:29you must fight until one of you is dead
20:31and after another round of voting
20:33it was five votes for mark
20:35and four votes for david
20:38Celia you have the final vote
20:41oh
20:42if you vote for mark
20:44he will be banished
20:46if you vote for david
20:49it will be a tie
20:50it will be a tie
20:51and their fate
20:52will be decided
20:54by chance
20:55oh
20:56no pressure
20:57this has never happened on traitors
20:59i've never seen it actually go to chance
21:00so then celia
21:02who do you believe is a traitor
21:06come on
21:07come on
21:08come on
21:09come on
21:10you going with you
21:11Julie oh Julie
21:12what's she voting
21:13what's she voting for
21:15i voted for you david
21:17oh
21:18it's got a chance
21:19first time on uk traitors
21:22oh my god
21:24therefore we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate
21:29The fate how does that happen Paloma fight? I think she's come back
21:36What why did she go what happens who choose they want to see the hand of fate?
21:50Tonight now of course you will you be story like a trooper in half an hour's time whose fate
21:54This is like a really big guy comes in and just like water boards them. Are you a traitor?
22:00Tell me the truth and
22:03If you tell them that you are you're a traitor yet
22:06What's waterboard what boy where they took like water and they keep choking you till you um oh
22:11You've been waterboarding. No, really? No. Yeah, what's motorboating then the motorboating is
22:18Be different. Oh
22:24In Wiltshire I got my head under water I think I've still got some water. You didn't put your head under water again
22:33I warned you not to. I washed my hair Mary, but it doesn't
22:37Did you rinse it properly?
22:39Giles and his wife Mary
22:41Honestly Charles you mustn't wash your hair in the bath because you can't rinse it properly then
22:46Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:53You need a personal attendant with you at all times yelling at you to stop
22:58Matron will look after me in the nursing home that way
23:01No, you can't afford a nursing home
23:03In the nursing home matron will look after me
23:05On Wednesday night
23:07E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane
23:12Your life could be a soap like we could like we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly
23:20I know it's like just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved
23:23Yeah, there's a lot goes on
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:30Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age both turning 30 this year
23:35Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays?
23:37The what?
23:38On your bus
23:39On whose bus?
23:40On my bus
23:41On you bus?
23:42Isn't that what it's called?
23:43Omnibus
23:44Omnibus
23:45What the fuck?
23:46On your bus?
23:47I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then
23:54What's the matter with her?
23:56She's fucking shifty
23:57Ellie, she's the Hollyoaks villain who's been causing loads of trouble
24:00So police are after her
24:02No wonder she's shifty
24:03Talk to some witnesses
24:04Donnie, the copper, has been trying to track Claire down for ages
24:10What was he in the fire?
24:12Brookside
24:13Brookside
24:14Oh, he spotted her!
24:16Right, Donnie, get on your radio
24:19Eyes on, eyes on
24:20I've got it first hand
24:22The granddaddy's not done with you
24:24What, is she gonna get her granddad to knock him out?
24:27Oh, she's threatening, isn't she Claire?
24:29I was gonna say, is that a threat?
24:30Yes, it is
24:31You've been a very naughty boy
24:33Oh, yeah?
24:34Oh, really?
24:35Oh, no, never say that in public
24:37Why's she talking like that for Jen?
24:39She's got the voice
24:40And the bad guy
24:41Yeah
24:42And he's got in mind revenge here
24:44Oh, has Claire got something on Donnie?
24:46She's got something on him
24:47She's gonna blackmail him
24:49You're aiming straight for your other life
24:51Other life?
24:53Other life?
24:54What does she mean?
24:56Oh
24:58Oh
24:59Oh
25:00Oh
25:02Look at his face, he's worried
25:04Oh, dear
25:05He looks as though he's shook to the core now as well
25:08Yeah, my other life
25:09My other life
25:10My other life
25:11All right
25:12It's me
25:13It's all come on top
25:15It's all come on top
25:16On top?
25:17He's up to Sammy, Donnie
25:18Donnie
25:19I need your help
25:20Now
25:21Now
25:22Who is he called there?
25:23What?
25:24What?
25:25Who needs help?
25:26I hate when I talk cryptically
25:29Who's this?
25:31I hate to tell you and I told you so
25:33He's Sinbad
25:34The window cleaner?
25:35Yeah
25:36Up Brookside
25:37I warned you 20 years ago
25:39Nothing good would ever come of this
25:40Oh
25:41What's he done 20 years ago?
25:43Dirty dog
25:44Always comes out in the wash
25:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
25:52This is Brookside music, innit?
25:53What the hell's going on?
25:55Oh my God
25:59Yeah
26:00Oh my God
26:03Da da da da da
26:07Are you sure about this?
26:09I've got to
26:10It's hardly changed
26:12Whoa
26:13We're on the close
26:14It's Brookside
26:15What?
26:16What?
26:17So what are they going to merge them both?
26:18Is it going to become like Brolly Oaks or something?
26:21I don't know
26:22They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio
26:25There's going to be two women kissing before we know it
26:32So who is he now?
26:33Is he Donnie of Hollyoaks?
26:35Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:37You've got some explaining to deal
26:40Oh, yes she is
26:41Sheila
26:42Sheila
26:43Fucking hell
26:44Fucking hell
26:45This is amazing
26:46How have they managed to do this?
26:47I read the eulogy at your funeral 20 years ago
26:51Mick Johnson
26:52He's come back from the dead
26:54She called his whole name Mick Johnson
26:57It was only 30 seconds ago
26:59Now he's Mick Johnson
27:01He's taken the Mick
27:02No wonder I bloody faked my own death
27:03Get a bit of peace and quiet from you GBH
27:06To the ears
27:07I don't care what kind of a mess you've got yourself into
27:21Do you know she was in grief therapy?
27:22Oh hang on, it's Billy and Barry
27:23Billy and Barry?
27:24Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:27You're looking really well for the dead man
27:28What story Billy?
27:29I'll bet
27:30You remember him?
27:31I remember him
27:32Billy Corkill
27:33Billy Corkill
27:34Oh yeah
27:35Well, Softland thinks he's going to have a reunion with his daughter
27:36That's the daughter
27:37Oh shit, here she is
27:38Oh, God, Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost
27:39Oh, well thank God somebody's actually looking for the dead man
27:40Oh, hang on
27:41Oh, hang on
27:42It's Billy and Barry
27:43Oh, hang on
27:44It's Billy and Barry
27:45Billy and Barry?
27:46Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:47You're looking really well for the dead man
27:48Long story Billy
27:49I'll bet
27:50You remember him?
27:51I remember him
27:52Billy Corkill
27:53Well, Softland thinks he's going to have a reunion with his daughter
27:54That's the daughter
27:55Oh
27:56Oh shit, here she is
27:57Oh
27:58Oh
27:59Oh God, Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost
28:03Oh, well thank God somebody's actually looking for the dead man
28:07Somebody's actually looking surprised
28:09I've thought recently of faking my own death
28:12Oh, no, no
28:13Well, yes, because then you all would appreciate me more if you thought I was dead
28:18And then I could come back after 20 years like him
28:21Yeah, but so many things would go wrong, Mary
28:24Exactly
28:25Admin-wise
28:26I know
28:29In Glasgow
28:30Happy birthday to you
28:34Happy birthday to you
28:36Oh wow, thank you so much
28:37Best mates Jake and Callum
28:39I know, I know it was
28:41Where's the 28 candles?
28:42A couple of days ago
28:43Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:44Shop right now
28:45Shop right now
28:46Shop right now
28:47Thanks very much
28:48It's all good
28:49Oh God
28:50Go on
28:51Yeah, your lungs got the capacity
28:53They do, thankfully
28:55Good
28:56Oh, that's amazing, thank you
28:57You were away for a couple of days
28:58I feel like it's my Ford birthday cake
29:00Is it?
29:01Great then
29:02Well, we'll take the show in
29:03Shall we?
29:04Shall we?
29:05On Thursday
29:06The business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One
29:10If you don't know your numbers, you can't go to the Dragon's Den
29:12That sounds a bit like me when I asked you for money, to be honest
29:15Nah
29:16Dad's like, I want a return on my investment
29:19Why do you need so much?
29:22Nah, I don't think it's as bad as that
29:24Dad can have 20 quid, Dad wants a whole business plan
29:27No, it's not that bad
29:29Just give me the 20 quid
29:30It's not that bad
29:36You see, I'm not scared of the Dragons, they don't scare me
29:38I'm not scared of them
29:39You're not scared of anything, are you really?
29:40No
29:41I love Deborah Meaden to be fair
29:42Yeah, I like Deborah
29:43I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with
29:45You know, get her sloshed
29:46I don't think she drinks, does she?
29:49She would if she was fucking with me
29:52I'm Andrew, I'm 39 years old
29:54What's this?
29:55Oh, what have we got here?
29:57I thought that man was wearing a t-shirt that was shiny, but it's his body
30:02Yo, yo, yo, Dragons
30:04I want you all to make some noise
30:07Oh, no
30:09No, don't make noise
30:10Is he a wrastler?
30:11That's put me off straight off
30:13CHEERING
30:15Oh, look, they do it
30:17This is incredible
30:18For fuck's sake
30:19My name is Man Like Derese
30:22Can we call you a man for short?
30:24I'm in, take my money
30:25And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling and I am the champion
30:28Of who? North Wrestling? What's that even?
30:31I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him
30:35Just, you know, I wouldn't want him to hurt me, but just to see what it was like
30:39CHEERING
30:40Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December, but I'll take it
30:44Absolutely
30:45And I am here to offer
30:48Oh
30:49Offer?
30:50What's going on? Something going on, you sure?
30:52Yeah
30:54Who the hell is this now?
30:55Oh!
30:56Oh my God
30:57Not another wrestler
30:58Ha ha ha
30:59No
31:00No
31:01Are they about to wrestle? Oh my God, please wrestle
31:03I'm all in
31:04I'm Rory Coyle and I'm here for the biggest prize in pro wrestling, that North Wrestling Championship
31:12This is a pitch, this is
31:14What do you think he's trying to pitch here, Simon? I've got no idea
31:17I don't mind, I just want Deborah Meaden to get up there and start wrestling
31:20So what do you say on Dragons, Dan? Let's go
31:24Powerbombing
31:25Yeah, come on!
31:26Make it look real though, do you know what I mean?
31:28All right, let's go
31:29Oh
31:30Oh
31:31Oh
31:32Oh
31:33Oh
31:34Oh
31:35Oh
31:36Oh
31:37Oh
31:38Oh
31:39What, they're selling medical insurance?
31:40Freaking hell
31:42Did you do that on purpose or was it an accident? I don't ever know what's real and what's not in wrestling
31:45How are we gonna drill down into the numbers after that?
31:48Yes I do not though
31:49Yeah
31:50I'm Andrew, I'm the owner of North Wrestling
31:52I thought of doing this, you know, starting a wrestling business
31:55I'm here to ask you for £60,000 of investment
31:58That's not a lot
31:59For 25% of my business
32:0160 grand for 25%, that's not bad is it?
32:04How much is that?
32:05The vision for North Wrestling is the ultimate variety show
32:08I mean, some people must like it
32:10Do you know what? It was very, very popular
32:12When it was Saturday and wrestling was on
32:15Our next door neighbour, Mrs Higginbottom
32:17God rest her soul, because it was years ago
32:20All you could hear was her screaming and shouting
32:23Old ladies love it
32:25I might be wrong, but I think I might be the only dragon who's actually ever put on wrestling matches
32:31Oh
32:32Interesting fact about Deborah
32:34She was a wrestler, wasn't she?
32:36Was she?
32:37Mad Lady Meaden, I think her name was
32:40So, in my holiday parks
32:42Pick that up
32:43We used to put on wrestling matches every week
32:46For many, many years
32:48What happened?
32:49And?
32:50But they slowly dwindled
32:51No
32:52Right
32:53Brace yourself for these words
32:54This is old fashioned
32:55Yeah
32:56See, that's what I think
32:57Yeah, but it's not
32:58Now it's coming back
32:59It's not
33:00It is
33:01It's massive
33:02Listen to Deborah
33:03What's she not?
33:04She's a multi-millionaire-ess
33:06It's a business of passion and love and community, but it's not an investment for me
33:14Oh, this is... I've never been so disappointed at hearing I'm out on Dragon's Den
33:20He would be better off swapping the wrestlers out for strippers, male strippers, sell those tickets
33:29Isn't it?
33:30Do you know any wrestling modes?
33:32No, no
33:33No, I don't
33:34You got
33:35Oh!
33:36Oh!
33:37One!
33:38Two!
33:39Three!
33:40Four!
33:41Oh!
33:42Oh!
33:43Oh!
33:44Are you in?
33:48Oh, for freaking out
33:50One, two, three, four
33:52Oh!
33:53Oh!
33:54Oh!
33:55Oh!
33:56Oh!
33:57Oh!
33:58Oh!
33:59Oh!
34:00Oh!
34:01Look at my autumn basket and my autumn wreath which I made
34:09Really?
34:10I thought it looked not B&M Baggins
34:11Sisters Ellie and Izzy
34:14Are you not impressed?
34:15I can't believe you said it looks like it's from B&M Baggins
34:19Because I Louise came round on Saturday and I was saying to her
34:22Oh, what do you think of my wreath?
34:23And she went
34:25Oh, I absolutely love it
34:26It looks like you've paid at least £15 for that
34:28And I thought, £15?!
34:30Cost you more than my material.
34:37In Derby.
34:38He's really purring. He's really purring.
34:40He doesn't bite me as much as he used to, Dad.
34:42He doesn't, actually.
34:43No, he's not a biter anymore. I think he's gotten used to.
34:46He's always been the swiper. It's Tashi who's the biter.
34:49The best thing is when you do that underneath the chin.
34:53I don't do that. Dad wants you to get bit.
34:54You said that on purpose. Look at him.
34:58Do it in a way that you mean it or not.
35:00Do it in a way that you're going to get bit.
35:03Look, he's chomping at the bit.
35:05Seriously.
35:06Because sometimes I do it.
35:07Oh, son of a bitch.
35:10He got me there.
35:12He drew blood and he's leaving.
35:15On Friday, a prince falling on his sword
35:18made the headlines on the BBC.
35:23I saw that old man groaning.
35:25You're doing it.
35:27Do you want to do it?
35:28Do you think the news will work if a woman does it?
35:31After years of scrutiny
35:33and further revelations in recent months...
35:36Oh, there he is.
35:38What's he done now?
35:39...Prince Andrew has given up his royal titles
35:41and will no longer be called Duke of York.
35:44That's it, Andrew.
35:45Just give them all up before they take them off you.
35:47Make yourself look a bit better.
35:49Is that it?
35:50You can't call me Duke anymore.
35:52It's just Andrew now.
35:54That Virginia Jew phrase book's coming out in a couple of days.
35:58So it's weird how he's had to give his title up before that's published.
36:02It's almost like there's an iceberg.
36:05No, it'll just be coincidence, Paddard.
36:07Do you reckon?
36:07Yeah.
36:08The king's younger brother said he'd concluded
36:10that continuing accusations about him
36:13were a distraction from the work of the king
36:15and the wider royal family.
36:17He is a distraction.
36:18So he's still a prince?
36:20He is still a prince.
36:21It's his dukedom that he's given up
36:23and his membership of the garter that he's given up.
36:26I don't even know what the fucking garter is.
36:28Well, he ain't member of it anymore.
36:30Prince Andrew, who retains the title prince,
36:33stopped being a working royal more than five years ago.
36:36He'll still be Prince Andrew because his mother was queen.
36:39I can't take prince away because he was born a prince.
36:42I've got to change the law to do that.
36:45The royal family member formerly known as Prince.
36:48That'll come.
36:50Despite his status as a non-working royal,
36:54at times he took a prominent position.
36:56Fuck off.
36:58Look, Charles is like, listen, brother, go over there.
37:01Go over there, Rubai. Don't talk to me.
37:03Yeah.
37:04Alongside the king and prince of Wales.
37:07Did the king just say to him,
37:08I think that's your car?
37:08You're in the wrong place.
37:09You need to be a bit further up there.
37:11As far as you can get.
37:14Who at times looked distinctly uncomfortable
37:16in the presence of his uncle.
37:18You don't want that guy near you.
37:20William's looking everywhere but at his uncle.
37:22Yeah, he's kept a bit of distance there, hasn't he?
37:24In a statement from the prince, he said,
37:27In discussion with the king and my immediate and wider family...
37:31God, you know, you just dread a family meeting in this family.
37:33You know, if somebody called a family meeting,
37:34you'd be like, oh, what now?
37:36Oh, Jesus.
37:38I have decided...
37:39He's decided nothing.
37:41...as I always have,
37:42to put my duty to my family and country first.
37:45Oh, how noble.
37:47To put my duty to my family and country first?
37:50If that was the case,
37:51it would have severed all ties with Epstein.
37:54As I have said previously,
37:55I vigorously deny the accusations against me.
37:59It's not looking good, though, is it, pal?
38:01Prince Andrew will no longer use the title Duke of York.
38:04Oh.
38:05I remember this day.
38:07It was given to him on his wedding day
38:09by his mother, Queen Elizabeth II.
38:11I think he was her favourite son.
38:14Well, it doesn't matter whether he was or not.
38:16The point is, he was a chump.
38:18Technically, he has not been stripped of the dukedom.
38:22It's become inactive.
38:23Let's fuck all the technicalities off.
38:25He ain't the duke any more.
38:27And his ex-wife will no longer use the title Duchess of York.
38:31She will now just be known as Sarah Ferguson.
38:33Oh, I bet she's fuming Fergie.
38:35She's lost everything I know for a win.
38:37Well, she's just bad.
38:39Also lying dormant will be his membership
38:41of the Order of the Garter.
38:42Oh, I bet he likes the garter, Andy, doesn't he?
38:45An ancient order of chivalry.
38:47Chivalry?
38:48That's a fucking laugh.
38:50Chivalry?
38:51Losing the titles and honours now...
38:53I get uncomfortable when he's on screen, you know.
38:57I don't want to see his face ever again.
39:01..is a response to a continued drip feed of allegations
39:03around the Prince's relationship
39:05with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
39:08You lay down with dogs, you catch fleas.
39:11You do.
39:12This will live with him for the rest of his life now,
39:14and rightly so.
39:15His BBC Newsnight interview in 2019...
39:18This was a disaster.
39:19Beyond a disaster.
39:21..as he was questioned about his relationship
39:23with Virginia Dufresne.
39:25They say pictures don't lie.
39:26Pictures speak a thousand words.
39:28This young girl's dead now, ain't she?
39:29Yeah.
39:30Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
39:33He will have been under intense pressure
39:35from the King and the wider royal family.
39:37He won't be going to Sandringham for his Christmas dinner.
39:40Oh, no, he won't.
39:40He'll be having Christmas with fucking Pewin.
39:42You watch.
39:44Oh, my God, I can imagine him in the jungle this time next year.
39:49Oh, no, so embarrassing.
39:52With Fergie.
39:53And strictly the year after.
39:55Oh.
39:56In Manchester...
40:01Looked on me and Virabell.
40:04And Virabell?
40:05Yeah.
40:05It won't happen in here, because there's no spirits in here.
40:08But when you get on a ghost hunt,
40:10and a ghost goes near it,
40:12it pings.
40:14Live alone.
40:15Like a ghost rings for attention.
40:17Yeah.
40:17You can say,
40:18if there's any spirits around,
40:19can you ring the bell, please?
40:21What are you putting that in here for?
40:25To show you.
40:26Yeah, no.
40:27Because what if a ghost goes and rings it now?
40:29There isn't any ghosts in here.
40:31Well, they've not rang yet, have they?
40:32But there might be one coming through.
40:33Turn it off.
40:34Get out.
40:35You don't bring...
40:36Oh!
40:37Fucking hell!
40:38Sorry, I...
40:38Fucking hell!
40:39Oh, my God!
40:40Get out!
40:41Get out!
40:42On Thursday night,
40:43famous faces were finding things freaky on Discovery+.
40:47You ready to have the willies put up, you Pedro?
40:50Am I?
40:50I like watching this with you,
40:52because I know you're by yourself tonight.
40:54Oh, don't be wrong.
41:00Foozan Shaw from here, see?
41:02Celebrities are no different from the rest of us, are they?
41:04Do you know what I mean?
41:04They get haunted, too.
41:05What I would do to be part of their team, genuinely,
41:09is just be like,
41:09Oh, my God, I feel a presence.
41:11No, you'd do the most.
41:12You'd actually do the most.
41:13Yeah, you'd do all that.
41:14Act like you got possessed on the spot.
41:17The team have been called in
41:18to investigate this country farmhouse.
41:21You can see the hearsay money's been spent well.
41:24For ten months,
41:25it's been the home of singer and actor
41:27Suzanne Shaw.
41:29Suzanne looks like she's been spooked already.
41:31Yeah.
41:32She looks terrified, Blassa.
41:33I know.
41:33I've always been really spiritual.
41:36As a little girl,
41:37I would see people sat at the end of my bed.
41:40Oh, I've had that, haven't I?
41:41I haven't seen them.
41:42Oh, there we go.
41:42I haven't seen them.
41:43I felt them.
41:44Oh, we know.
41:45I would feel people's presence beside me.
41:47I'd always see people over my shoulder.
41:50Ooh.
41:50I do, and then it turns out it's like a cult.
41:53Oh, George.
41:54Yeah.
41:54Oh, George.
41:56Wherever I go,
41:57whatever house I've lived in,
41:59I feel something.
42:01Ah, so she is haunted.
42:02It sounds to me as if she's got an attachment.
42:05Because Suzanne's emotions
42:06are constantly being affected,
42:09we're concerned she could have an attachment.
42:11What did I say?
42:12What did I say?
42:14I said straight away,
42:15she has an attachment.
42:18So something might be occupying her.
42:20This experiment is one that's going to allow Ian
42:23to try and tap into your subconscious.
42:25All right, here we go.
42:26Barry Guy's my favourite, you know,
42:28just because he's got all the tech,
42:29he's got all the gear,
42:30and a little bit of an idea.
42:32These are some goggles.
42:34No way.
42:35Did he make it himself?
42:36They look homemade, look at them.
42:38They emit a red light.
42:41That's going to put you into a more relaxed state of mind.
42:44Right.
42:45You know what it's going to put me into?
42:46It fits with giggles.
42:50In front of you is a doorway.
42:55Look at this.
42:58So what he's doing now is
43:00he's taking her back to when she was younger
43:02to see if he can find when the attachment started.
43:06Tell me what you see.
43:08Tell me what you see.
43:08Fuck all.
43:09You've got these goggles on me.
43:11I'm in my bedroom.
43:14From childhood.
43:15How old are you?
43:18Four.
43:18Oh, she's far.
43:20The bogeyman's there.
43:21The bogeyman?
43:23The bogeyman.
43:24Yeah.
43:24That's what she said, Simon.
43:26What does he want with you?
43:28He doesn't want anyone else to have me.
43:30Oh.
43:31I belong to him.
43:34He wants my soul.
43:39Darkness descends.
43:41And Suzanne leaves us for the night.
43:45Okay, why is she so dramatic about it?
43:47Ain't the bogeyman going to follow her?
43:49It's hurting, isn't it?
43:50He's going to go with her?
43:51Yeah.
43:52I want to talk to whoever makes this place feel so heavy.
43:58Oh.
43:58He said fuck off to her.
44:01Right.
44:02That's a feisty ghost, man.
44:04You're telling me to fuck off?
44:07Well, I'd have to tell him to fuck off as well.
44:10Do you know the other week, on my spirit box, call me a slut.
44:15Fuckin' hell.
44:16On a slap.
44:17We're back on the landing, and this time we're using necrophonic.
44:21Necrophonic's very hilarious.
44:23I want to know who told me to piss off and fuck.
44:26That's a devil.
44:27Huh?
44:28You sure about it?
44:29No, Barry.
44:29Don't laugh at Barry.
44:33Did it?
44:33That actually just said devil.
44:35They've pissed the devil off now.
44:37Did you come with Suzanne, or are you from the land?
44:44What do you say?
44:45What, why are you?
44:46Leave.
44:47You're going to leave.
44:50Fuck off.
44:51Is it fuck off?
44:52To you?
44:52To you?
44:54Are they just talking to Alexa?
44:56I think they are, you know.
44:57Is Alexa just really pissed off?
44:58Yeah.
44:59Oh, this is the problem.
45:02We left Alexa in evil mode, didn't we?
45:05Let's click her back into nice mode.
45:09Suzanne returns.
45:12And through exorcism prayer, I'm going to try and sever this attachment.
45:17You're going to do an exorcism?
45:18Yeah.
45:18Of Suzanne from hearsay.
45:21Allowed be thy name.
45:23Thy kingdom come.
45:24Thy will be done in earth as it is in heaven.
45:27What's she doing?
45:28What?
45:28What's she going like that for?
45:30We ask of you, dear God, to come down.
45:32It's starting to budge now.
45:33It's starting to go.
45:35To give us love and love.
45:37Jesus Christ.
45:38It's a brick, man.
45:40What the fuck?
45:40In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit.
45:44She's crying.
45:44I'll tell you what, she's earning her money, isn't she?
45:47In the name of Jesus Christ, our Lord.
45:52Oh, my gosh.
45:53Oh, is he out?
45:55Brilliant, brilliant.
45:57Actually, that was the beginning of one of their songs, wasn't it?
45:59Probably.
45:59I've often said that you need an exorcism, but I would go to somebody, I think, more.
46:05If you can have a Harley Street exorcism rather than those people.
46:09I would prefer to go private, Natty.
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