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Landman - Season 2 Episode 7 -
Forever is an Instant
Forever is an Instant
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00:00Dangerous.
00:00It is dangerous, but there's a beauty to it.
00:04Previously on Landman.
00:0660-40 with a 30% promote off the top.
00:08I don't loan to lose.
00:10That sounds like a good deal.
00:11We're not done negotiating yet.
00:13We're done now.
00:14It's my new goal in life, Tommy, to have you trust me.
00:17She takes me back to the home.
00:19This ain't working.
00:20Did he know mama?
00:21Did he call her an addict or something?
00:22Because it's true.
00:24How much do engagement rings cost?
00:26You know what?
00:26You come by the house.
00:28I give you my engagement ring.
00:30You understand that a romantic relationship
00:32with an M-Tex employee
00:34violates the stipulations of your contract?
00:36You can be good at your job and enjoy yourself.
00:38You know that, right?
00:39Your grump of the sun won't dance with me.
00:41I guess I got a dance or two left in me.
00:44My father's story's over.
00:45He doesn't look like a soul.
00:47You know, I get the sense she don't trust you.
00:49She thinks I'm going to lose her fortune.
00:51Well, you're going to have to do something about that.
00:52Because when those sharks smell her doubting you,
00:55they're going to poison her with reason to get rid of you.
00:59My mother's way of checking me out.
01:05I feel like you're in need an ad if you want to pursue going school because when you want to take those things,
01:10planning your alcohol you want to do the things that I'll destroy you if you want to do.
01:15Who the fuck are you?
01:29Waitress, waitress, don't rape me!
01:31I'm not gonna rape you.
01:33Tommy, put your dick away.
01:35Don't be scared, darling.
01:36That wasn't about you.
01:37He eats the house like Ammon Ams.
01:39Runs into door jambs all morning with that thing.
01:42So sorry about that.
01:44Oh.
01:44Okay, just leave the tray.
01:47Go ahead.
01:53Nice.
01:54What are you doing sneaking fucking hotel workers in here for?
01:57I was trying to surprise you with breakfast in bed.
01:59Well, you sure shit did.
02:01That is not the best angle of your ball sack, I might add.
02:04I'd scream, too.
02:05You know, you've really got to love a man to look at him from there.
02:09Poor thing.
02:09She wasn't a lesbian when she walked in here.
02:12She's a fucking lesbian now.
02:13Where are you going?
02:15Getting dressed.
02:16When my husband flashes the waitstack, it kind of kills the mood.
02:19Well, honey, you're the one that told me to take an extra pill last night.
02:22Now what do I do with this fucking thing, huh?
02:24Why don't you fuck one of those waffles?
02:27Okay, maybe I will.
02:30Matter of fact, I might fuck the whole breakfast.
02:32The waffles and the fruit and the goddamn bagel and the omelet.
02:35Don't you fucking touch my omelet.
02:37Oh, the omelet's the first thing that's getting fucked.
02:39Don't you fuck my omelet.
02:40You better order another one because it's fucked.
02:43Way to ruin the weekend, Tommy.
02:44The weekend just started.
02:46And you already ruined it.
02:47Good morning.
03:08Good morning.
03:10Good morning.
03:12I did.
03:19Why are we speaking Spanish?
03:21I've been practicing.
03:23I can see that.
03:24I just figured it's your first language.
03:26I should know how to speak it.
03:27And when you start talking shit, I don't know what you're saying.
03:34You know French?
03:35No.
03:37Hmm.
03:38Guess I better learn that then.
03:39It's important I'm able to talk shit about you without repercussions.
03:42It's a corner shop of any healthy relationship.
03:45Cornerstone, babe.
03:46Oye, no necesito que corrijas cada palabra que uso mal.
03:50Okay, what does that mean?
03:52I guess I gotta have to learn French for a while.
03:57How was Isabel?
04:01Isabel was a trap.
04:04Did you survive it?
04:06She taught me how to make salsa.
04:08Really?
04:10Mm-hmm.
04:11Salsa roja or verde?
04:13Both.
04:16Hmm.
04:18You did more than survive.
04:24Two down, one to go.
04:27You're on the clock, Speckle.
04:31Don't make me wait forever.
04:32Yeah.
04:48I want it to be special when I ask.
04:52Having done this once before,
04:54the asking isn't what makes it special.
04:57The wedding doesn't either.
04:59The wedding's for everyone else.
05:01We make the marriage special.
05:04We make every day special, Cooper.
05:09And that's a lot harder than it sounds.
05:12Understand?
05:14I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:16But you're naked,
05:17and I got my brain pretty jumbled.
05:19Men.
05:21I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:23I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:24I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:25I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:25I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:25I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:26I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:26I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:27I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:28And I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:28I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:28I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:28I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:29I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:30I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:30I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:30I'm trying to listen.
05:31I'm trying to listen.
05:32I'm trying to listen.
05:32I'm trying to listen.
05:32I'm trying to listen.
05:32I'm trying to listen.
05:33I'm trying to listen.
05:34I don't know.
06:04Good morning.
06:08Good morning.
06:09You hungry?
06:11Um, I...
06:14No, not a breakfast to eat off.
06:16No, I have breakfast.
06:19It's typically a juice blend.
06:21Some yogurt, acai, blueberries, if they're wild.
06:25Oh, we don't have any of that.
06:26What do we have?
06:28Coffee.
06:30Sure.
06:34Barefoot.
06:42That's really living on the edge in West Texas.
06:46Dirt feels good.
06:47Oh, yeah?
06:48Until it doesn't, something under you stings the shit out of you.
06:51When I overcome my shame,
07:18I'll need some help understanding the mechanics of the travel trailer toilet.
07:24Well, the pedal's on the floor.
07:27It's like a car.
07:28Below the seat, you push it halfway down,
07:30it fills the basin, all the way down flushes it.
07:36How about the shower?
07:37There's no pedals in the shower.
07:39It's just like the one you got at home.
07:41You know, just probably, probably much smaller, I'd assume.
07:54God, it's beautiful.
07:56Isn't it?
07:56That's not the word I would use to describe it.
08:01You know that its formation is a result of tectonic events a billion or more years ago.
08:07And we're sitting right now on a shallow sea,
08:10and there was this massive evaporative event,
08:12and then this became an inland sea,
08:14connected down to the ocean by what we call the Hovi Channel,
08:17formed during the Permian Period, hence the name.
08:20There was massive marine life in this sea, massive.
08:23And our marine life is now the oil we all seek today.
08:37We're eating breakfast on the ocean floor.
08:41Isn't that something?
08:45Yeah.
08:49And you?
08:51Me?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:53A lawyer?
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:57So you like to fight?
09:01I like to beat people who underestimate me.
09:05Underestimate you?
09:07Which is everyone.
09:08Who underestimates you?
09:10I mean, you scare the shit out of me.
09:12You're smart, you're beautiful,
09:14you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of this drilling rig here.
09:17You don't act very scared.
09:20I like to overcome my fears.
09:22Oh.
09:22Is that what you've been doing?
09:24I'm a big believer in only getting involved with women way out of my league.
09:28Oh.
09:29Okay.
09:30And why is that?
09:31If you don't feel like you deserve what you got,
09:34you'll always work hard to deserve it.
09:36Wow.
09:37Wow.
09:39Okay.
09:41You know, I bet the ladies really laugh that shit up.
09:43Well, I've never actually been with a woman way out of my league till you,
09:46so this is the first test of that theory.
09:49Oh, now I'm a theory.
09:51No, you're not.
09:51You're not a theory.
09:52You're very much real.
09:54You're actually...
09:55I'm shocked this is even happening.
09:59Look.
10:01You're cute.
10:02Good cook and a better kisser,
10:05but the $40 body wash,
10:08that's the reason I'm sitting here.
10:1067.
10:11Oh.
10:11Well, that makes me like you anymore.
10:13Can we shift gears?
10:18Back to Ben?
10:19Different gear.
10:21I want to get you in front of the president and principal
10:24and walk them through getting this well-producing.
10:27Well, I can walk them through getting it drilled,
10:29but I can't guarantee it'll produce.
10:31But you said drilling for gas was more forgiving.
10:34It is, if the reservoir is proven.
10:37This is a wildcat.
10:39I mean, there is gas in the region.
10:41This is a very likely spot for it,
10:42but there's no guarantees for that.
10:44We know where the well produced.
10:46Right.
10:47Well, it stopped producing because it blew out.
10:49Because of a hurricane.
10:51Hurricanes are on the surface.
10:52A well was 30,000 feet below.
10:54I need a no-bullshit assessment.
10:57What are the odds that we reach the gas field?
10:59Well, look, I've glanced at the seismics
11:01and I need to study the reservoir,
11:03check the production history.
11:05What are the odds?
11:06Ten percent.
11:12We are spending $400 million on this drill.
11:20You know, diamonds aren't expensive because they're rare.
11:23They're expensive because they're hard to find.
11:25It's the same with our business.
11:31Look, I'm the very best at what I do.
11:35There's gas in that field.
11:36I will find it.
11:37Just give me time to glance over the seismics.
11:39Sounds like a guarantee.
11:41Mm-mm.
11:41It's a belief.
11:42I need more than a belief.
11:44I can't give you that.
11:45Anyone who says they can is lying to you.
11:47You know, wildcatting, it's a belief.
11:49And nothing else.
11:50I don't know what wildcatting means.
11:51It's risking it all.
11:53Chips to the middle.
11:55Fortune of failure, caution to the wind, all in a hunch.
11:57That well produced for eight years.
12:00We know gas is there.
12:01You know gas is there.
12:02Then the well blew.
12:03Started pumping water.
12:04Did the pocket collapse?
12:06Were you in a small reservoir?
12:07Were you on the edge of a big one?
12:08I mean, production had little decline hints at a big one.
12:11But you don't know.
12:13That's wildcatting.
12:15You could take all your money to Vegas and get better rods.
12:17But if these hit, you're not measuring in MCFs.
12:21You're measuring in TCFs.
12:22I don't know TCF.
12:25Rebecca, you work for an oil company.
12:26How do you not know what a TCF is?
12:28I'm not a petroleum geologist.
12:30I'm a fucking litigation attorney.
12:32You are the geologist.
12:34So would you be so kind as to tell me what the fuck a TCF is?
12:38A million cubic feet, MCF.
12:39Trillion cubic feet, TCF.
12:42An MCF of natural gas trades at 375.
12:44So you do the math because I can't count that high.
12:49But if it misses, we're out $400 million.
12:58Yeah.
12:59That's well, Kane.
13:00So you do the math.
13:12You do.
15:16And don't anybody want to just sleep in on the weekends in this camp?
15:20Gotta go cruise Clements, show off their rides, chase honeys, all the money they got in those
15:25fucking things, they better do something with them.
15:27Hey, did you ever go down there?
15:32Hell no.
15:33This car culture deal never made it to the reservation.
15:37We run eight deep in a 30-year-old van and don't give a fuck.
15:41Might blow three paychecks on a horse, not a damn car.
15:45What time's boss when it's over there?
15:47Whenever you're ready.
15:48Okay, I'm ready now.
15:50Let's get on the road before we get stuck behind 50 of these things.
16:00Shit, they're about to move.
16:01Oh, boy!
16:06Hey!
16:07Hey, let's spray gravel on these guys.
16:24Let's shoot us.
16:25Woo!
16:28Hey, motherfucker!
16:54Everyone's so quiet
17:05November five five niner kilo golf
17:07All right, love you, honey. I'll see you this afternoon
17:29You gotta really make one man to get the fingers you're climbing on your fucking jet
17:33Love you, daddy. Love you, baby. I'll try to smooth things over. That's a job for time and tequila honey. Well, luckily Jed said both
17:42God works in mysterious ways
17:47What do you do well, I'll tell you this not even as a joke don't ever put your dick in a woman's omelet
17:57Be honest son the thought has never crossed my fucking mind
18:03Oh
18:22Hey, hey guys, how are you? Oh, so good. How are you?
18:27Hey, good to see you. Good to see you. Y'all come on in. All right. We got wives in the living room barbecuing beers out there
18:35Wives. Hello wives
18:37Hello
18:39How y'all doing?
18:45I'm trying to get fatty, baby
18:47This ain't gonna do shit
18:49You trade on me
18:51Baby
18:55Do you need anything?
18:57Oh, I'll take some more water, please, baby
18:59Got it. Thank you
19:01Glad to see y'all breathing, man
19:03That was some bullshit. Yeah, I don't want to live it again
19:05Man, they took Jarell home in a wheelchair
19:07He blind as a motherfucker
19:09Brain, that's temporary
19:11You and me both
19:11Oh, yeah
19:13Hey, boss
19:15King, what's up, man?
19:17Hey, I hope y'all hungry. Oh, we're hungry
19:19What you got there?
19:21Damn, who got a birthday?
19:23It's my 20-year bonus
19:25Yeah, we all kings today, brother
19:27Hey, grab y'all a plate, the beer
19:29Yeah
19:30How you like yours, BR?
19:31I'll take mine rare
19:32Oh, that's that blood-thirsty Viking shit right there
19:35How about you, King?
19:36Man, I'm a Comanche
19:38You already overcooked mine
19:39Yeah, unless you want to grab a raw one right out of the cooler
19:43Don't tempt me
19:44I'm gonna eat mine before it gets up and runs off, all right?
19:46Enjoy, man
19:47I'll be over there in a minute
19:55Hey, you
19:55Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, hello
19:57Come on inside
19:58How are you?
19:59I'm good, we got the boys outside in the back, okay?
20:01Okay, all right
20:02What?
20:04Is that for me?
20:05Everything I have is yours, Jackie
20:07Come here, you look great, sweetheart
20:08Thank you, you too
20:10It is unfair to humanity that he gets you all to himself
20:12I swear to God
20:13If you can go fight him over me, you run away together
20:16I fucking will
20:17Yeah
20:17And I'll fight dirty
20:18Great
20:18All right, they're out back
20:20What are the men doing outside?
20:21I mean, here's the party, shit
20:23Where'd he's your single again?
20:25Well, you know what?
20:26Y'all need new hobbies if that's the latest gossip
20:28But uh, yes
20:29I'm on the market
20:31So uh, if y'all know any
20:33You know, swimsuit models with terrible taste in men
20:36Just send them my way
20:37I have a swimsuit
20:43Okay
20:43See, that was such a good one
20:46Damn!
20:47Ha!
20:48You made it
20:48Hi, buddy
20:49What's happening, man?
20:50Hey, walk with me, will you?
20:51Oh, yeah
20:52I talked about something
20:53Come here
20:54Oh, shit
20:54The boss's boss is here
20:56Oh, shit
20:56I ain't nobody's boss
20:58Quiet
20:58Happy 20
21:04Oh, really?
21:05I thought this was just for the suits
21:07You make it 20, you make it 20
21:21Oh, yeah
21:22Now they call that, uh, the Daytona Panda
21:28Holy shit
21:31Man, look at that
21:32Thank you, man
21:34Now, you think Tommy, okay?
21:36He wanted to be here, but he got called to Fort Worth, so
21:40You could sell that thing and retire
21:41No, you couldn't retire, King
21:43But you, uh, you could buy a pretty nice boat
21:47Thank all the ways that this job could kill you
21:50The busts
21:52The man camps
21:54Hell, we stayed intense when we were drilling in Oklahoma
21:58Outrunning tornadoes
22:00Blowouts
22:03I'm shocked I'm still here, man
22:06Yeah, yeah, but, uh
22:09You put a daughter through college, didn't it?
22:11Nice house with that pretty wife
22:13You don't have to work
22:14Yeah, I know all I deal, but
22:17I just don't think I have 20 more in me
22:19Hell, I ain't got two more in me
22:22Been feeding that 401k like a hunting dog
22:25That's the trick, ain't it?
22:26Take what you can from this place and then get out
22:30Get the fuck out
22:31Yes, sir
22:33Well, I don't know what y'all give for 21 years, but
22:36I ain't gonna be around to find out
22:38After this summer, you want to see me
22:40You gotta come out there to Houston, baby
22:43Uh-huh
22:44Looks good on you
22:44Look at that
22:45Hey, he wants a beer
22:46Oh, shit, I'll take one
22:47Yeah, I'll take one, too
22:49Thanks, sir
22:50Oh, appreciate it
22:52You bet
22:53So what about you, Del?
22:55When you get out?
22:56It's, uh, oh, shit
22:57It's different for me
23:00Yeah
23:02I'm a treasure hunter
23:05You ain't a job for me
23:07If ain't a job, what is it?
23:09It's an addiction
23:13It is
23:14Now we're being honest
23:28Damn, son
23:29I know I'm not long for this world, but I don't need to die today
23:32Slow down
23:33The safest place on this road is in front of these fucking semis
23:37We don't want to be behind these sons of bitches going up Ranger Mountain
23:39I need to find a bathroom
23:41We haven't been on the road an hour yet
23:42I don't care how long we've been on the road
23:44Unless you want me pissing on the floor
23:46God damn it
23:46It's like taking a fucking road trip with Angela
23:48I can't wait till your prostate is the size of a fucking grapefruit
23:53I guess you'll clothespin your dick clothes so you don't wet your fucking pants
23:56Son of a
24:00You happy?
24:03Not yet
24:04It's time I break free
24:09They've been digging in the dirt
24:12But they won't bury me
24:14They've been digging in the dirt
24:18But they won't bury me
24:21I'll make sure there's nothing to run back
24:25Ain't that motherfucking luck
24:28It really is
24:30Put me out of my misery
24:34Burn the ground beneath me
24:36If I had to
24:38Set every wrench out
24:41All stuff in flames
24:44You need anything else?
24:45You want a blankie or a sippy cup or something?
24:47I wouldn't say no to lunch
25:04I'd like to enjoy my food
25:05Mm
25:08Puppy think you can eat a little faster
25:10Cause if you don't your lunch is going to turn into supper
25:13I'd like to enjoy my food
25:16Unlike you
25:17Who sucks it down like a fucking catfish
25:21I'll smoke while I'm eating
25:26God damn it
25:27What's your hurry son?
25:28All those problems you're racing home to fix is problems when you get there
25:36And once you solve them there's a whole new set right behind me
25:40You gotta enjoy the moments between the problems
25:43Otherwise problems is all you'll have
25:46You know it's funny
25:48I don't recall that philosophy when you were climbing inside of a whiskey bottle after filing a missing persons report on my mother
25:55I didn't know it then
25:56You take a long hard look at me
25:59Find my road map to living life wrong
26:03But every time I got left
26:05I'm gonna enjoy
26:07This steak
26:08That sweet tea
26:12And dance with your wife
26:16That granddaughter's smile
26:20You got it all son
26:24But you're too fucking stupid to see it
26:27Or too mad
26:30Or too addicted to the fix
26:36Whatever it is
26:38Ambitioning
26:43And we'll be in trouble
26:48Here you go
26:51I'll bring you change
26:52Change is for the waitress
27:08You got your little t-shirt there?
27:28Yeah and a couple of cups
27:29There's a truck stop in abilene where you can go act like a california tourist and take a picture with a jackalope
27:35You don't go over there?
27:35Lead the way son
27:36You don't go over there?
27:37Lead the way son
27:38I don't know
27:38I don't know
27:39Why'd you call him?
28:02Gotta give him something.
28:04Hey, Mom.
28:05Hi, baby.
28:06Oh, my God!
28:09Does piece of shit have any air conditioning?
28:17It does.
28:18It doesn't have any free on.
28:20Mama, don't touch anything.
28:23Probably puts his boogers underneath the dashboard.
28:39There you go, baby.
28:54I polished it.
28:56You stink.
28:57Thanks, Mom.
28:58She's gonna be so happy.
28:59I didn't know there was a breakfast sausage cologne.
29:02Ainsley.
29:03Just a little deodorant could go a long way, honey.
29:06And a shower.
29:07Ainsley.
29:08And a veta acid.
29:09Just be nice.
29:10It's a big day for him and his little familia.
29:12We gotta start planning.
29:14We gotta pick a church.
29:15We need a location for the reception.
29:17Have you thought about choosing your best man?
29:19First, he needs to make a friend.
29:20Maybe I should ask first, before we can start planning.
29:22Yeah, she could still come to her senses and say no.
29:25Besides, it's the bride's family that plans the wedding, not the groom's.
29:28The groom's family plans the rehearsal dinner, and that's her last real chance to leave you.
29:32Oh, my God!
29:33Mom!
29:34That's enough.
29:35Ground to twist.
29:36Okay?
29:37I'm sorry.
29:38I'm sorry.
29:39Like when a bull sees red, it can't help but attack.
29:42That's what his stink does to me.
29:43Yeah, you know what?
29:44I'm sure you've got every inch of your wedding plan.
29:46Of course I do.
29:47Wedding's gonna be at St. Andrew's in downtown Fort Worth.
29:50The reception at the barn at Circle T Ranch.
29:52You and Daddy need to start making friends with Ross Perot Jr.
29:54Cause it is...
29:55It's real expensive.
29:57And then we're gonna hunt him in Santa Patti.
30:03Wonder why I hate him.
30:05What?
30:06We're gonna have a realization that I'm thinking to myself.
30:09The day ain't ever gonna come.
30:11Let's go!
30:12The stars come down.
30:14We'll be right here.
30:16We'll be right here when the stars fall.
30:21When the stars fall.
30:24When the stars fall.
30:27Were we meeting today?
30:29We are now.
30:30Can I come in?
30:31Please.
30:34You want to have a seat?
30:35I'm too upset to sit.
30:37Upset about what?
30:38I met with Charlie.
30:39Charlie?
30:41Offshore driller.
30:43I thought he went by Charles.
30:45He introduced himself as Charlie.
30:47Hmm.
30:48To me it's always been Charles.
30:49Interesting.
30:50Not that interesting and not relevant.
30:52He says that there's no guarantee that the drill site will successfully strike the gas field.
30:58Well there's never any guarantees.
31:00There's so many issues that could impede success.
31:02He's not talking about impeding success.
31:04He says the likelihood that we are successful is 10%.
31:07Well that's wrong.
31:08Our success rate on land is higher and horizontal fracking and normal certainty but still.
31:13He seemed pretty certain.
31:14That was producing before the hurricane.
31:16That is number two.
31:18Hurricane didn't cause the blowout.
31:20The timing was a coincidence.
31:22Then what caused it?
31:24This is starting to make more sense.
31:28Monty weighed the odds between drilling and litigating and decided he had better odds in court.
31:34If we refused to drill how would you fight this?
31:38Look I don't know how Monty convinced them to pay the claim directly but neither did the plaintiffs.
31:43If they did they would have presented that or at least declared it in the court filings.
31:47That's their case.
31:48As it stands all we have is an insurance company that altered its own policy with no damages.
31:57The insurance company is spending $400 million regardless.
32:00Okay.
32:03I think we litigate.
32:04The goal being dragging it out as long as possible until we recover the money from the funds or the work overs are online and we can pay out a settlement.
32:11And I need this before a jury.
32:13I don't need a mediator applying logic here.
32:16I need 12 blue collar workers who will equate this to getting in a car wreck and the insurance company sending the check to them instead of the bank.
32:23I'll write up a change of venue request.
32:25I'll notify plaintiff's attorneys.
32:27Don't notify anyone.
32:29I need Charles to explain this to Tommy and then we all need to explain this to Cammie and she will be harder to convince than a judge.
32:38Well I'll get everything prepared.
32:40When we have the green light I'll pull the trigger.
32:42I'm just printing out something for you to sign.
32:45What am I signing?
32:49It's a conflict form.
32:53And what is the conflict?
32:56A romantic relationship with a co-worker who is your subordinate.
33:00Nobody calls him Charlie.
33:05Is it your position that there is no romantic relationship?
33:09I would not say romantic.
33:13Would you say sexual?
33:15Charles will need to sign as well.
33:29And the indignity continues.
33:31There is no indignity and there is no judgment here.
33:34Fine, I'll take it to him.
33:35That could be perceived as coercion.
33:40Please.
33:44This goes on my record.
33:45If I'd slept with him, I'd be the one signing it and it would go on my record.
33:50I'm just looking out for the best interest of the company, Rebecca.
33:53So now you present it to the board?
33:55Correct.
33:57Well played, Counselor.
33:59I'm not playing.
34:00I can see that.
34:30I can see that.
34:31I can see that.
34:32I can see that.
34:33Okay.
34:34Oh, God.
34:35Hi, Rebecca.
34:36There's my little pirate's witch.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:48Hi, Rebecca.
34:50There's my little pirate's wench.
34:57Love you.
35:03I swear, that girl's round tighter than Dick's hat band.
35:07Yeah.
35:09Do you mean like a cock ring?
35:13Get your head out of the gutter.
35:16No.
35:18Dick was a king whose crown didn't fit.
35:21There was a king named Dick.
35:24Dick is short for Richard.
35:27Oh, goodness.
35:28Let me tell you, honey.
35:29Somewhere back in the old days, there was a man named Richard who went by Dick who must have been hung like a Georgia plow mule.
35:37It coolin' off at all out there?
35:57Not much.
35:58It's not even June.
35:59How can I help you, hon?
36:01I'm needin' some roses.
36:02Okay.
36:03How many?
36:05How much are they?
36:06Well, it depends on which ones and the type of arrangement.
36:11Well, I don't really need an arrangement.
36:12I really just need the flowers.
36:15I'm thinking a little more volume-driven.
36:17Like petals in the tub, that kind of thing?
36:20Uh, my idea's more of a trail of roses.
36:24Well, you know what?
36:26I have a shipment.
36:27It's a little past its prime.
36:28But there's a pile of them, and I can let you have them for cheap.
36:32Say, $2 a stem?
36:34Yeah, okay.
36:34I'll take $100.
36:35Okay, come on back.
36:36I'll show you.
36:36We're home, Pop.
36:57Hey, Pop, wake up.
36:58We're home.
37:05Hey, Pop, wake up.
37:06Hey, we're home.
37:12What the fuck?
37:13Well, goddamn.
37:14What the fucking matter with you?
37:15I tried to wake you up three fucking times.
37:17Oh, my fucking mustache.
37:19I'm about to get you one of them ear trumpets like the English wear.
37:22Yeah, fuck me.
37:26Good God almighty.
37:36What are you doing sneaking around the neighborhood?
37:48Are you all right?
37:52Did somebody die or something?
37:53I had sex with one of your geologists.
37:58I thought you should hear it from me.
38:00Okay.
38:05Well, what do you want me to say?
38:07Nice job?
38:08Way to go?
38:08How was it?
38:09What are you looking for here?
38:11I signed the conflict disclosure form, and I just...
38:15I want you to consider what I've accomplished for this company.
38:20I don't give a shit who you jump in the sack with.
38:23I really don't.
38:23It violates the workplace conduct.
38:26Are you shitting me?
38:28Did you ever go to man camp on a Friday night?
38:31They're running girls and booze and God knows what else in and out of that place like it's
38:35a fucking cattle sale.
38:36Well, the whole place is a workplace violation.
38:40So this guy does a really good job, and you catch him fooling around or whatever, you
38:48don't fire him.
38:49Now, this guy does a bad job.
38:52You have to fire him no matter how much you like him.
38:57Deal?
39:00Deal.
39:01Okay.
39:02Hey, by the way, Saturday night is typically taco night.
39:06And there's no dress code.
39:08So, are you hungry?
39:10I'm fine.
39:10You sure?
39:16Hey, Rebecca.
39:18Who had you sign this paper?
39:23Nathan.
39:34Oh, thank you.
39:36Just one.
39:40Wish every night was taco night.
39:42It is 300 miles south of here.
39:45Hey, bud, you want a beer?
39:46Yeah, sure.
39:47Is that Tommy?
39:48Yeah.
39:48Hi, honey.
39:50Can I have a word we think?
39:51You sure you want to poke this bear?
40:04It is a workplace violation, Tommy.
40:06She works 12 hours a day.
40:08I mean, where is she going to meet somebody if it's not at work?
40:11You think she's going to find the man of her dreams at the damn Patch Cafe?
40:14Be that as it may.
40:15Look, there are a lot of people I don't mind calling an enemy.
40:17She is not one of them.
40:18And you don't want her laying awake all night trying to figure out ways to get your ass back.
40:22It goes to deeper issues we're facing, Tommy.
40:24You know what?
40:25I don't want to talk about it.
40:26I'm off the clock.
40:27And from now on, starting today, I'm going to enjoy my life.
40:29You ain't enjoying life today.
40:37You can eat it or fuck it.
40:38I don't really care.
40:46Come on.
40:47Come with me.
40:48Let's go take a walk.
40:49You know what I realized today?
41:11What a gift it is to have you back in my life.
41:14You're a beautiful tornado of a gift, honey.
41:22And I know I damn sure don't deserve it.
41:25I damn sure don't.
41:27But I got it.
41:31I just want to thank you for it.
41:38I love you, honey.
41:39I love you, honey.
41:44You didn't say anything about my tits.
41:56They're a perk.
41:57I can't lie to you.
41:59I just want to be loved.
42:01You are.
42:03And wanted.
42:05Oh, you are.
42:07And worshipped.
42:09All of it, honey.
42:10You got all of it.
42:11I showered my gifts.
42:14And a house in Fort Worth.
42:16And something on the beach.
42:18I'm a Pisces baby.
42:19You know, I'm just, I'm a little fish who's stranded ashore.
42:24I'm on it.
42:25Now can I have a taco?
42:44Oh, you can have a taco, you sexy son of a bitch.
42:48You're the only grown-ups I know that love and laugh and, and they kiss like teenagers.
43:01Why is that?
43:14I'm not sure grown-up is the right term for their behavior.
43:19I ain't never seen it like it.
43:25Maybe that's the secret.
43:30Never grow up.
43:31I know where you're going, yeah.
43:46I found it only break down, yeah.
43:50But I just love the color.
43:53I know where you're going, yeah.
43:55I know where you're going, yeah.
44:25I know where you're going, yeah.
44:27I know where you're going, yeah.
44:28I know where you're going, yeah.
44:29There were such heights around here for a Cadillac's pride.
44:34Maybe I'd have, or I'd not have a black lamp or...
44:42This is it, isn't it?
44:50I know where you're going, yeah.
44:52I know where you're going.
44:53I know where you're going.
44:54I know where you're going.
44:55Where do you want me?
44:56Uh, follow the roses.
44:58Why are you so nervous?
45:12I already said we should do this.
45:14I've just noticed this pattern of you changing your mind pretty quickly.
45:19I don't change my mind.
45:21Circumstances change and I change with them.
45:26Circumstances are always going to change.
45:28But I won't.
45:29The way I feel right now, it will never have...
45:35All right.
46:05Forever is a long time.
46:16No.
46:17No, it'll be over before we know it.
46:22So we better not waste a second.
46:35So we better not waste a second.
47:05So we better not waste a second.
47:35So we better not waste a second.
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