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Landman - Season 2 Episode 7 -
Forever is an Instant
Forever is an Instant
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00:00Dangerous.
00:00It is dangerous, but there's a beauty to it.
00:04Previously on Landman.
00:0660-40 with a 30% promote off the top.
00:08I don't loan to lose.
00:10That sounds like a good deal.
00:11We're not done negotiating yet.
00:13We're done now.
00:14It's my new goal in life, Tommy, to have you trust me.
00:17She takes me back to the home.
00:19This ain't working.
00:20Did he know mama?
00:21Did he call her an addict or something?
00:22Because it's true.
00:24How much do engagement rings cost?
00:26You know what?
00:26You come by the house.
00:28I give you my engagement ring.
00:30You understand that a romantic relationship
00:32with an M-Tex employee
00:34violates the stipulations of your contract?
00:36You can be good at your job and enjoy yourself.
00:38You know that, right?
00:39Your grump of the sun won't dance with me.
00:41I guess I got a dance or two left in me.
00:44My father's story's over.
00:45He doesn't look like a soul.
00:47You know, I get the sense she don't trust you.
00:49She thinks I'm going to lose her fortune.
00:51Well, you're going to have to do something about that.
00:52Because when those sharks smell her doubting you,
00:55they're going to poison her with reason to get rid of you.
00:59ahhhhhhÄŸÄŸÄŸÄŸÄŸÄŸÄŸÄŸÄŸã‚“
01:17Who the fuck are you?
01:30Waitress, waitress, don't rape me!
01:32I'm not going to rape you.
01:33Tommy, put your dick away.
01:34Don't be scared, darling.
01:36That wasn't about you.
01:37He eats the house like Ammon Ams.
01:39Runs into door jambs all morning with that thing.
01:42So sorry about that.
01:44Okay, just leave the tray.
01:47Go ahead.
01:53Nice.
01:54What are you doing sneaking fucking hotel workers in here for?
01:57I was trying to surprise you with breakfast in bed.
01:59Well, you sure shit did.
02:01That is not the best angle of your ball sack, I might add.
02:04I'd scream, too.
02:05You know, you've really got to love a man to look at him from there.
02:09Poor thing.
02:09She wasn't a lesbian when she walked in here.
02:11She's a fucking lesbian now.
02:14Where are you going?
02:15Getting dressed.
02:16When my husband flashes the waitstack, it kind of kills the mood.
02:19Well, honey, you're the one who told me to take an extra pill last night.
02:22Now what do I do with this fucking thing, huh?
02:25Why don't you fuck one of those waffles?
02:27Okay, maybe I will.
02:30Matter of fact, I might fuck the whole breakfast.
02:32The waffles and the fruit and the goddamn bagel and the omelet.
02:35Don't you fucking touch my omelet.
02:37Oh, the omelet's the first thing that's getting fucked.
02:39Don't you fuck my omelet.
02:40You better order another one because it's fucked.
02:43Way to ruin the weekend, Tommy.
02:44The weekend just started.
02:46And you already ruined it.
02:47Buenos dÃas.
03:08Buen dÃa a ti.
03:10I did.
03:18Why are we speaking Spanish?
03:21I've been practicing.
03:23I can see that.
03:24I just figured it's your first language.
03:26I should know how to speak it.
03:27And when you start talking shit, I don't know what you're saying.
03:34You know French?
03:35No.
03:37Guess I better learn that then.
03:39It's important I'm able to talk shit about you without repercussions.
03:42It's a corner shop of any healthy relationship.
03:45Cornerstone, babe.
03:50Okay, what does that mean?
03:52I got off to the French for a while.
03:57How was Isabel?
04:01Isabel was a trap.
04:04Did you survive it?
04:06She taught me how to make salsa.
04:08Really?
04:10Mm-hmm.
04:11Salsa roja or verde?
04:13Both.
04:16Hmm.
04:18You did more than survive.
04:24Two down, one to go.
04:27You're on the clock, Speckle.
04:31Don't make me wait forever.
04:32Yeah.
04:48I want it to be special when I ask.
04:50Having done this once before, the asking isn't what makes it special.
04:57The wedding doesn't either.
04:59The wedding's for everyone else.
05:01We make the marriage special.
05:04We make every day special, Cooper.
05:06And that's a lot harder than it sounds.
05:12Understand?
05:13I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:16But you're naked, and I got my brain pretty jumbled.
05:21Men.
05:21I got my eyes.
05:41...
05:41Good morning.
06:07Good morning.
06:08You hungry?
06:10Um, I...
06:13No?
06:14Not a breakfast to eat off?
06:16No, I...
06:17I have breakfast.
06:19It's typically a juice blend.
06:21Some yogurt, acai, blueberries, if they're wild.
06:25Oh, we don't have any of that.
06:26What do we have?
06:28Coffee?
06:29Sure.
06:40Barefoot?
06:41That's really living on the edge in West Texas.
06:45Dirt feels good.
06:47Oh yeah?
06:48Until it doesn't, something under you stings the shit out of you.
06:51I love you.
07:16When I overcome my shame, I'll need some help understanding the mechanics of the travel trailer toilet.
07:23Well, the pedals on the floor, it's like a car.
07:28Below the seat, you push it halfway down, it fills the basin.
07:31All the way down flushes it.
07:35How about the shower?
07:37There's no pedals in the shower.
07:39It's just like the one you got at home.
07:41You know, just probably, probably much smaller.
07:44I'd assume.
07:46God, it's beautiful, isn't it?
07:58That's not the word I would use to describe it.
08:01You know that its formation is a result of tectonic events a billion or more years ago.
08:07And we're sitting right now on a shallow sea, and there was this massive evaporative event,
08:12and then this became an inland sea connected down to the ocean by what we call the Hovi Channel formed during the Permian Period.
08:18Hence the name.
08:20There was massive marine life in this sea. Massive.
08:25And that marine life is now the oil we all seek today.
08:29We're eating breakfast on the ocean floor.
08:41Ain't that something?
08:44Yeah.
08:49And you?
08:51Me?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:53A lawyer?
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:56So you like to fight?
09:01I like to beat people who underestimate me.
09:05Underestimate you?
09:06Which is everyone.
09:08Who underestimates you?
09:10I mean, you scare the shit out of me.
09:12You're smart, you're beautiful, you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of this drilling rig here.
09:17You don't act very scared.
09:20I like to overcome my fears.
09:22Oh. Is that what you've been doing?
09:23I'm a big believer in only getting involved with women way out of my league.
09:28Ah.
09:29Okay.
09:30And why is that?
09:31If you don't feel like you deserve what you've got, you'll always work hard to deserve it.
09:38Wow.
09:39Okay.
09:41You know, I bet the ladies really lapped that shit up.
09:43Well, I've never actually been with a woman way out of my league till you, so this is the first test of that theory.
09:49Oh, now I'm a theory.
09:50No, you're not.
09:51You're not a theory.
09:52You're very much real.
09:53You're actually...
09:55I'm shocked this is even happening.
09:58Look.
09:59You're cute.
10:02Good cook and a better kisser, but the $40 body wash, that's the reason I'm sitting here.
10:1067.
10:11Oh, well that makes me like you even more.
10:15Can we shift gears?
10:18Back to bed?
10:19Different gear.
10:21I want to get you in front of the president and principal and walk them through getting this well-producing.
10:27Well, I can walk them through getting it drilled, but I can't guarantee it will produce.
10:31But you said drilling for gas was more forgiving.
10:34It is, if the reservoir is proven.
10:37This is a wildcat.
10:38I mean, there is gas in the region.
10:40This is a very likely spot for it, but there's no guarantees for that.
10:44We know where the well produced.
10:46Right.
10:47It stopped producing because it blew out.
10:49Because of a hurricane?
10:50Hurricanes are on the surface.
10:51A well was 30,000 feet below.
10:54I need a no bullshit assessment.
10:56What are the odds that we reach the gas field?
10:59Well, look, I've glanced at the seismics and I need to study the reservoir, check the production history.
11:04What are the odds?
11:0510%.
11:06We are spending $400 million on this drill.
11:20You know, diamonds aren't expensive because they're rare.
11:22They're expensive because they're hard to find.
11:24It's the same with our business.
11:25Look.
11:26I'm the very best at what I do.
11:27There's gas in that field, I will find it.
11:28Just give me time to glance over the seismics and...
11:29Sounds like a guarantee.
11:30Mm-mm.
11:31It's a belief.
11:32I need more than a belief.
11:33I can't give you that.
11:34Anyone who says they can is lying to you.
11:35Wildcatting, it's a belief.
11:36And nothing else.
11:37I don't know what wildcatting means.
11:38It's risking it all.
11:40Chips to the middle.
11:41Fortune of failure, caution to the wind, all in a hunch.
11:43That well produced for eight years.
11:45We know gas is there.
11:46You know gas is there.
11:47Then the well blew.
11:48Started pumping water.
11:49Did the pocket collapse?
11:50Were you in a small reservoir?
11:51Were you on the edge of a alley-in-law?
11:52Which is a little bit deep?
11:53Where did you find the gas thing?
11:54The gas is there?
11:55I don't know what the gas is.
11:56The gas is there.
11:57The gas is there.
11:58Then the well blew, started pumping water.
12:00Did the pocket collapse?
12:01Were you in a small reservoir?
12:02Were you on the edge of a balloon?
12:04The gas is there.
12:05The gas is there.
12:06a small reservoir where you're on the edge of a big one. I mean, production had little
12:09decline hints at a big one, but you don't know. That's why I came. You could take all
12:15your money to Vegas and get better rods, but if these hit, you're not measuring in MCFs.
12:21You're measuring in TCFs. I don't know TCF.
12:25Rebecca, you work for an oil company. How can you not know what a TCF is?
12:28I'm not a petroleum geologist. I'm a fucking litigation attorney. You are the geologist,
12:34so would you be so kind as to tell me what the fuck a TCF is?
12:38Million cubic feet, MCF. Trillion cubic feet, TCF. An MCF of natural gas trades at 375, so
12:45you do the math, because I can't count that high.
12:53But if it misses, we're out 400 million dollars.
12:57Yeah, that's well, Kane.
13:04You have to risk for aorf Audi and I said, I'm good.
13:0900821.
13:20I don't want it.
14:29Shit.
14:59And don't anybody want to just sleep in on the weekends in this camp?
15:20You got to go Cruz Clements, throw off their rides, chase honeys, all the money they got
15:25in those fucking things, they better do something with them.
15:30Hey, did you ever go down there?
15:32Hell no.
15:33This car culture deal never made it to the reservation.
15:37We run eight deep in a 30-year-old van and don't give a fuck.
15:41Might blow three paychecks on a horse, not a damn car.
15:44What time's boss when it's over there?
15:47Whenever you're ready.
15:48I'm ready now.
15:50Let's get on the road before we get stuck behind 50 of these things.
16:00Shit, they're about to move.
16:01Oh, boy!
16:06Hey!
16:22Hey, let's spray gravel on these guys.
16:24Let's shoot us.
16:25Oh, god.
16:25Whoo!
16:28Hey, mother fucker!
16:29Ah!
16:30I said to him.
16:32Oh, man.
16:32I said to him.
16:33I said to him.
16:33Oh, man.
16:34I said to him.
16:35Oh, man.
16:36I said to him.
16:37I said to him.
16:37Woo!
16:39Whistling him.
16:39Aww!
16:40I said to him.
16:41He said to him.
16:42Hey, motherfucker!
16:43Everyone's so quiet.
17:05November 5-5, Niner Kilo Golf.
17:13All right. Love you, honey. I'll see you this afternoon.
17:29You never really make one mad to get the fingers you're climbing on your fucking jet.
17:34Love you, Daddy. Love you, baby.
17:36I'll try to smooth things over.
17:37That's a job for time and tequila, honey.
17:40Well, luckily, Jet said both.
17:41God works in mysterious ways.
17:47What do you do?
17:49Well, I'll tell you this.
17:51Not even as a joke.
17:53Don't ever put your dick in a woman's omelet.
17:57To be honest, son, the thought has never crossed my fucking mind.
18:11Hey, guys.
18:25How are you?
18:26I'm so good. How are you?
18:28Good to see you.
18:29Good to see you.
18:29Y'all come on in.
18:31All right.
18:31We got wives in the living room, barbecuing beers out there.
18:35Wives.
18:36Hello, wives.
18:37Hello, wives.
18:38How y'all doing?
18:39Yeah, yeah.
18:40Baby, do you need anything?
18:57Oh, I'll take some more water, please.
18:59Some water?
18:59You got it.
19:01Glad to see y'all breathing, man.
19:03That was some bullshit.
19:04Yeah, I don't want to live it again.
19:06Man, they took Jarrell home in a wheelchair.
19:08He blind as a motherfucker.
19:10Brain, that's temporary.
19:11You and me both.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Hey, boss.
19:13Oh, B.R.
19:15King, what's up, man?
19:17I hope y'all hungry.
19:18Oh, we're hungry.
19:19What you got there?
19:21Damn, who got a birthday?
19:23It's my 20-year bonus.
19:24Yeah, we all kings today, brother.
19:28Hey, grab y'all a plate, the beer.
19:29Yeah.
19:30How you like yours, B.R.?
19:31I'll take mine rare.
19:32Oh, that's that bloodthirsty Viking shit right there.
19:35How about you, king?
19:36Man, I'm a Comanche.
19:38You already overcooked mine.
19:40Yeah.
19:41Unless you want to grab a raw one right out of the cooler.
19:43Don't tempt me.
19:45I'm going to eat mine before it gets up and runs off.
19:46Enjoy, man.
19:47I'll be over there in a minute.
19:55Hey, you.
19:55Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
19:57Hello.
19:57Come on inside.
19:58How are you?
19:59I'm good.
19:59We got the boys outside in the back.
20:01Okay, all right.
20:03Is that for me?
20:05Everything I have is yours, Jackie.
20:07Come here.
20:08You look great, sweetheart.
20:09You too.
20:10It is unfair to humanity that he gets you all to himself.
20:12I swear to God.
20:13If you can go fight him over me, you run away together.
20:16I fucking will.
20:17And I'll fight dirty.
20:18Great.
20:18All right, they're out back.
20:20What are the men doing outside?
20:21I mean, here's the party shit.
20:22Where is your single again?
20:25Well, you know what?
20:26Y'all need new hobbies if that's the latest gossip.
20:28But, yes, I'm on the market.
20:31So, if y'all know any, you know, swimsuit models with terrible taste in men, just send them my way.
20:37I have a swimsuit.
20:43Okay.
20:45See, that was a checkup.
20:46Damn!
20:48You made it.
20:49Hey, buddy.
20:49What's happening, man?
20:50Hey, walk with me, will you?
20:51Oh, yeah.
20:52I'm talking about something.
20:53Come here.
20:54Oh, shit.
20:54The boss's boss is here.
20:56Oh, shit.
20:56I ain't nobody's boss.
20:58Quiet.
21:02Happy 20.
21:04Oh, really?
21:05I thought this was just for the suits.
21:07You make it 20, you make it 20.
21:09Now, they call that the Daytona Panda.
21:26Holy shit.
21:27Holy shit.
21:31Yeah, look at that.
21:32Thank you, man.
21:34Now, you think Tommy, okay?
21:36He wanted to be here, but he got called to Fort Worth, so.
21:39You could sell that thing and retire.
21:41No, you couldn't retire, King.
21:43But you could buy a pretty nice boat.
21:47Thank all the ways that this job could kill you.
21:50The busts, the man camps.
21:54Hell, we stayed intense when we were drilling in Oklahoma.
21:59Outrunning tornadoes, blowouts.
22:01I'm shocked I'm still here, man.
22:06Yeah, yeah, but, uh,
22:09you put a daughter through college, didn't it?
22:11Nice house with that pretty wife.
22:13You don't have to work.
22:14Yeah, I know all I deal, but
22:16I just don't think I have 20 more in me.
22:20Hell, I ain't got two more in me.
22:21Yeah.
22:22Been feeding that 401k like a hunting dog.
22:25That's the trick, ain't it?
22:26Take what you can from this place and then get out.
22:29Out.
22:30Get the fuck out.
22:31Yes, sir.
22:33Well, I don't know what y'all give for 21 years,
22:35but I ain't gonna be around to find out.
22:38After this summer, you want to see me,
22:41you gotta come out there to Houston, baby.
22:43Uh-huh.
22:44Looks good on you.
22:45Look at that.
22:45He wants a beer.
22:46Oh, shit, I'll take one.
22:47Yeah, I'll take one, too.
22:49Thanks, sir.
22:50Oh, appreciate it.
22:52You bet.
22:53So what about you, Dale?
22:55When you get out?
22:56It's, uh, oh, shit.
22:58It's different for me.
23:00Yeah.
23:01I'm a treasure hunter.
23:05You need a job for me.
23:07If it ain't a job, what is it?
23:09It's an addiction.
23:13It is.
23:16Now we're being honest.
23:18God damn, son.
23:29I know I'm not long for this world,
23:31but I don't need to die today.
23:33Slow down.
23:33The safest place on this road
23:35is in front of these fucking semis.
23:37We don't want to be behind these sons of bitches
23:38going up Ranger Mountain.
23:39I need to find a bathroom.
23:41We haven't been on the road an hour yet.
23:42I don't care how long we've been on the road.
23:44Unless you want to be pissing on the floor, Lord.
23:46God damn it.
23:47It's like taking a fucking road trip with Angela.
23:48I can't wait till your prostate
23:50is the size of a fucking grapefruit.
23:52I guess you'll clothespin your dick closed
23:55so you don't wet your fucking pants.
23:56Son of a...
23:58You gotta hold my hand across the wall
24:00You happy?
24:03Not yet.
24:24You take my fucking luck.
24:28Oh, yeah.
24:30Put me out of my misery.
24:44You need anything else?
24:45You want a blankie or a sippy cup or something?
24:47I wouldn't say no to lunch.
24:58I'd like to enjoy my food.
25:16Unlike you, who sucks it down like a fucking catfish.
25:20I don't smoke while I'm eating.
25:26God damn it.
25:27What's your hurry, son?
25:30All those problems you're racing home to fix
25:32is problems when you get there.
25:35And once you solve them,
25:37there's a whole new set right behind me.
25:40You gotta enjoy the moments between the problems.
25:43Otherwise,
25:44problems is all you'll have.
25:47You know, it's funny.
25:48I don't recall that philosophy
25:49when you were climbing inside of a whiskey bottle
25:52after filing a missing persons report on my mother.
25:55I didn't know it then.
25:57You take a long, hard look at me.
25:59Find my road map to living life wrong.
26:01But every time I got left,
26:05I'm gonna enjoy this steak,
26:09that sweet tea,
26:12a dance with your wife,
26:15that granddaughter's smile.
26:20You got it all, son.
26:23But you're too fucking stupid to see it.
26:27Or too mad.
26:28You're too addicted to the fix.
26:36Whoever it is,
26:38you're missing it.
26:43I'm gonna be in trouble.
26:48There you go.
26:51I'll bring you change.
26:53Change is for the waitress.
26:58You got your little t-shirt there?
27:28Yeah, and a couple of cups.
27:30There's a truck stop in Abilene
27:32where you can go act like a California tourist
27:34and take a picture with a jackalope.
27:36You don't go over there?
27:37Lead the way, son.
27:38Why'd you call him?
28:03I gotta give him something.
28:04Hey, Mom.
28:04Hi, baby.
28:07Oh, my God!
28:14Does this piece of shit have any air conditioning?
28:17It does.
28:18It doesn't have any free on.
28:20Mama, don't touch anything.
28:23Probably puts his boogers underneath the dashboard.
28:25There you go, baby.
28:40There you go, baby.
28:54I polished it.
28:55You stink.
28:57Thanks, Mom.
28:58She's going to be so happy.
29:00I didn't know there was a breakfast sausage clone.
29:02Ainsley.
29:03This little deodorant could go a long way.
29:05And a shower.
29:07Ainsley.
29:07And a bed of acid.
29:08Just be nice.
29:09It's a big day for him and his little familia.
29:12We got to start planning.
29:14We got to pick a church.
29:15We need a location for the reception.
29:17Have you thought about choosing your best man?
29:19First, you need to make a friend.
29:20Maybe I should ask first before we start planning.
29:23Yeah, she could still come to her senses and say no.
29:25Besides, it's the bride's family that plans the wedding, not the groom's.
29:28The groom's family plans the rehearsal dinner, and that's her last real chance to leave you.
29:32Oh, my God.
29:32Mom.
29:33Listen up.
29:34We're out of the twist.
29:35Okay.
29:36Okay.
29:36I'm sorry.
29:38I'm sorry.
29:40Like when a bull sees red, it can't help but attack.
29:42That's what his stink does to me.
29:43You know, I'm sure you've got every inch of your wedding plan.
29:46Of course I do.
29:47Wedding's going to be at St. Andrew's in downtown Fort Worth.
29:50The reception at the barn at Circle T Ranch.
29:52You and Daddy need to start making friends with Ross Perot Jr.
29:54because it is real expensive.
29:57And then we're going to hunt him in Santa Patti.
30:03Wonder why I hate him.
30:05What?
30:05Were we meeting today?
30:29We are now.
30:30Can I come in?
30:30But please.
30:34You want to have a seat?
30:35I'm too upset to sit.
30:37Upset about what?
30:38I met with Charlie.
30:39Charlie?
30:41Offshore driller.
30:43I thought he went by Charles.
30:45He introduced himself as Charlie.
30:47Hmm.
30:48To me, it's always been Charles.
30:49Interesting.
30:50Not that interesting and not relevant.
30:53He says that there's no guarantee that the drill site will successfully strike the gas field.
30:58Well, there's never any guarantees.
31:00There's so many issues that could impede success.
31:02He's not talking about impeding success.
31:04He says the likelihood that we are successful is 10%.
31:08Well, that's wrong.
31:09Our success rate on land is higher and horizontal fracking and normal certainty.
31:13But still.
31:13He seemed pretty certain.
31:15That was producing before the hurricane.
31:17That is number two.
31:18Hurricane didn't cause the blowout.
31:21The timing was a coincidence.
31:23Then what caused it?
31:26This is starting to make more sense.
31:28Monty weighed the odds between drilling and litigating and decided he had better odds in court.
31:34If we refused to drill, how would you fight this?
31:38Look, I don't know how Monty convinced them to pay the claim directly, but neither did the plaintiffs.
31:43If they did, they would have presented that or at least declared it in the court filings.
31:47That's their case.
31:48As it stands, all we have is an insurance company that altered its own policy with no damages.
31:57The insurance company is spending $400 million regardless.
32:00Okay.
32:01I think we litigate.
32:05The goal being dragging it out as long as possible until we recover the money from the funds or the workovers are online and we can pay out a settlement.
32:11And I need this before a jury.
32:13I don't need a mediator applying logic here.
32:16I need 12 blue-collar workers who will equate this to getting in a car wreck and the insurance company sending the check to them instead of the bank.
32:23I'll write up a change of venue request.
32:25I'll notify plaintiff's attorneys.
32:27Don't notify anyone.
32:28I need Charles to explain this to Tommy and then we all need to explain this to Cammie and she will be harder to convince than a judge.
32:37Well, I'll get everything prepared.
32:40When we have the green light, I'll pull the trigger.
32:42I'm just printing out something for you to sign.
32:44What am I signing?
32:49It's a conflict form.
32:53And what is the conflict?
32:56A romantic relationship with a co-worker who is your subordinate.
33:02Nobody calls him Charlie.
33:05Is it your position that there is no romantic relationship?
33:11I would not say romantic.
33:13Would you say sexual?
33:27Charles will need to sign as well.
33:29And the indignity continues.
33:31There is no indignity and there is no judgment here.
33:34Fine, I'll take it to him.
33:35That could be perceived as coercion.
33:40Please.
33:43This goes on my record.
33:45If I'd slept with him, I'd be the one signing it and it would go on my record.
33:50I'm just looking out for the best interests of the company, Rebecca.
33:53So now you present it to the board?
33:55Correct.
33:57Well played, Counselor.
33:58I'm not playing.
33:59Yeah, I can see that.
34:00Yeah, I can see that.
34:29Oh, my God.
34:47Hi, Rebecca.
34:50There's my little pirate's witch.
34:52I love you.
35:03I swear, that girl is a round tighter than Dick's hat band.
35:07Yeah.
35:09Do you mean like a cock ring?
35:13Get your head out of the gutter.
35:14No, Dick was a king whose crown didn't fit.
35:21There was a king named Dick.
35:24Dick is short for Richard.
35:27Oh, goodness.
35:28Let me tell you, honey.
35:29Somewhere back in the old days, there was a man named Richard who went by Dick.
35:33He must have been hung like a Georgia plow mule.
35:36It coolin' off at all out there?
35:57Not much.
35:58It's not even June.
35:59How can I help you, hon?
36:01I'm needin' some roses.
36:02Okay.
36:03How many?
36:04How much are they?
36:06Well, it depends on which ones and the type of arrangement.
36:11Well, I don't really need an arrangement.
36:12I really just need the flowers.
36:15I'm thinking a little more volume-driven.
36:17Like petals in the tub, that kind of thing?
36:21My idea's more of a trail of roses.
36:24Well, you know what?
36:26I have a shipment.
36:27It's a little past its prime.
36:28But there's a pile of them, and I can let you have them for cheap.
36:32Say, $2 a stem?
36:34Yeah, okay.
36:34I'll take $100.
36:35Okay, come on back.
36:36I'll show you.
36:52We're home, Pop.
36:57Hey, Pop, wake up.
36:58Hey, we're home.
37:05Hey, Pop, wake up.
37:11Hey, we're home.
37:12What the fuck?
37:13Well, goddamn.
37:14What the fucking matter with you?
37:15I tried to wake you up three fucking times.
37:17Oh, my fucking mustache.
37:19I'm about to get you one of them ear trumpets, like English wear.
37:22What the fuck do?
37:26Oh, good God almighty.
37:27What are you doing sneaking around the neighborhood?
37:48Are you all right?
37:52Did somebody die or something?
37:53I had sex with one of your geologists.
37:58I thought you should hear it from me.
38:00Okay.
38:05Well, what do you want me to say?
38:07Nice job?
38:08Way to go?
38:08How was it?
38:09I don't...
38:09What are you looking for here?
38:11I signed the conflict disclosure form, and I just...
38:15I want you to consider what I've accomplished for this company.
38:20I don't give a shit who you jump into SAC with.
38:23I really don't.
38:23It violates the workplace conduct.
38:26Are you shitting me?
38:28Did you ever go to man camp on a Friday night?
38:31They're running girls and booze and God knows what else in and out of that place like it's a fucking cattle sale.
38:36The whole place is a workplace violation.
38:41So this guy does a really good job, and you catch him fooling around or whatever, you don't fire him.
38:49Now, this guy does a bad job.
38:52You have to fire him no matter how much you like him.
38:57Deal?
39:00Deal.
39:00Okay.
39:02Hey, by the way, Saturday night is typically taco night, and there's no dress code.
39:08So, are you hungry?
39:10I'm fine.
39:10You sure?
39:16Hey, Rebecca.
39:18Who had you sign this paper?
39:23Nathan.
39:30Oh, thank you.
39:36Just one.
39:40Wish every night was taco night.
39:42It is 300 miles south of here.
39:45Hey, bud, you want a beer?
39:46Yeah, sure.
39:47Is that Tommy?
39:48Yeah, hi, honey.
39:50Can I have a word we think?
40:00You sure you want to poke this bear?
40:04It is a workplace violation, Tommy.
40:06She works 12 hours a day.
40:08I mean, where is she going to meet somebody if it's not at work?
40:11You think she's going to find the man of her dreams at the damn Patch Cafe?
40:14Be that as it may.
40:15Look, there are a lot of people I don't mind calling an enemy.
40:17She is not one of them.
40:18And you don't want her laying awake all night trying to figure out ways to get your ass back.
40:22It goes to deeper issues we're facing, Tommy.
40:24You know what?
40:25I don't want to talk about it.
40:26I'm off the clock.
40:27And from now on, starting today, I'm going to enjoy my life.
40:29You ain't enjoying life today.
40:37You can eat it or fuck it.
40:38I don't really care.
40:46Come on.
40:47Come with me.
40:48Let's go take a walk.
40:59You know what I realized today?
41:11What a gift it is to have you back in my life.
41:14You're a beautiful tornado of a gift, honey.
41:22And I know I damn sure I'll deserve it.
41:25I damn sure don't.
41:27But I got it.
41:31I just want to thank you for it.
41:33You didn't say anything about my tits.
41:54They're a perk.
41:57I can't lie to you.
41:59I just want to be loved.
42:01You are.
42:03And wanted.
42:05Oh, you are.
42:07And worshipped.
42:09All of it, honey.
42:10You got all of it.
42:12And showered my gifts.
42:14And a house in Fort Worth.
42:16And something on the beach.
42:18I'm a Pisces baby.
42:19You know, I'm just...
42:20I'm a little fish who's stranded ashore.
42:25I'm on it.
42:43Now can I have a taco?
42:44Oh, you can have a taco, you sexy son of a bitch.
42:54You're the only grown-ups I know
42:56that love and laugh and...
43:00and they kiss like teenagers.
43:12Why is that?
43:14I'm not sure
43:15grown-up
43:17is the right term
43:18for their behavior.
43:23I ain't never seen it like it.
43:25Maybe that's the secret.
43:30Never grow up.
43:32Hmm.
43:33Because it's the secret.
43:35Yeah, I think it's the secret.
43:41I hate a lot so much that you're going to kill me.
43:46Oh, yeah.
43:51You know?
43:52I'm going to go to the church.
43:54The plane's a D with an open hand.
43:57And I won't start in my eyes.
44:01Darker skies brighter than the shine.
44:05Pop Jack Jackson, they will recline.
44:08I'm turning off real, maybe it's a spike.
44:13And if I were to Flatland, boy I'd say I have a hill.
44:21A hill that I will die upon if the climb don't meet him.
44:28There were such heights around here for I cried away his pride.
44:35Maybe I'd rest for a night if I was to Flatland, boy.
44:42This is it, isn't it?
44:52Where do you want me?
44:57No, but follow the roses.
45:11Why are you so nervous?
45:13I already said we should do this.
45:15I've just noticed this pattern of you changing your mind pretty quickly.
45:19I don't change my mind.
45:21Circumstances change and I change with them.
45:26Circumstances are always going to change.
45:30But I won't.
45:32What I feel right now.
45:34It will never have.
45:35What I feel right now.
45:37It will never have.
45:39It will never have.
45:52I'll walk you.
45:56Forever is a long time.
46:16No.
46:17No, it'll be over before we know it.
46:22So we better not waste a second.
46:26So we better not waste a second.
46:56So we better not waste a second.
47:26So we better not waste a second.
47:33So we better not waste a second.
47:35So we better not waste a second.
47:42So we better not waste a second.
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