Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 12
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00:00You dick!
00:01Hey!
00:02Mwah!
00:03You frightened!
00:04Well aye!
00:05You've got to celebrate, haven't you?
00:07Huh?
00:08Fifty years!
00:09I was going to say you've covered the bloody dog!
00:15Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:19You want some of this?
00:21Oh, that is!
00:22Look out!
00:23Oh, no!
00:24See?
00:25Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
00:27The gravy.
00:28Oh!
00:30Yeah!
00:31Do you like this music?
00:32No, not particularly.
00:33So suck on that!
00:35Oh, wow!
00:36He's been a bad boy!
00:38Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:40Not a chance, do you?
00:41Oh!
00:42Yes, look at that!
00:43He's had an absolute feast!
00:45Whoa!
00:47For a banana!
00:49This is insane!
00:51Well, thank God that's over, I've got a headache run.
00:53It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
00:56That's very modern, isn't it?
00:59Now, if you know, I saw that coming.
01:00No!
01:01In the week Scotland made it through to the World Cup Finals for the first time since 1998,
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:11It was Bush Tucker business as usual on ITB.
01:14Oh!
01:15Oh!
01:16Oh!
01:17Oh!
01:18Oh!
01:19Oh!
01:20Oh!
01:21Martin Kemp's kids are in the flipping travelling round the world.
01:25Yeah, not bad, eh?
01:26Eh?
01:27Shirley's having a lovely time on her own, isn't she?
01:29Oh, gosh.
01:30To be Shirley.
01:31Lovely.
01:32Well?
01:33The countryside cape has continued on Emmerdale.
01:40It is always quite interesting living in the country.
01:43I don't know if you saw the lady in the van earlier that had a cage with birds inside.
01:48Yes, I pointed her out to you.
01:49I think they were budgery gars.
01:51Aren't they just called budgies?
01:52No, they're called budgery gars.
01:54In what world?
01:55That's the long name for them.
01:56That's the real name.
01:57Budgie's just a shorter version.
01:59No one's called them a budgery gars since 1962.
02:02That's when I was born.
02:03I know.
02:05And Sarah Snoop was looking stressed on Sky Atlantic.
02:09I don't know where my son is.
02:15You like the word fault.
02:16I like the word fault.
02:17Don't you, babe?
02:18Because that would immediately, if there's any blame to be apportioned, you'd be straight
02:22onto that, wouldn't you?
02:23Yes.
02:24Because you like to blame, apportion blame within this family.
02:28Mm.
02:31Remember when I said I wanted to have a tattoo on my forehead?
02:34Saying, yes, I'm sorry.
02:35Yes, it's my fault.
02:36Ha, ha, ha.
02:45Stop laughing at me.
02:52Will you stop it?
02:53I can't help it.
02:54I'm sorry.
02:55Best friends Jenny and Lee.
02:57Oh, God.
02:58My ribs hurt.
02:59My ribs hurt.
03:00Well, stop taking the piss out of me, then.
03:03I can't stop.
03:06Oh, I'm worn out.
03:07I'm worn out.
03:08I'm worn out.
03:09Oh, God.
03:10Oh.
03:11Oh.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh.
03:14Oh, thanks.
03:15Oh, God, Lee.
03:16I can't say it out anything anymore.
03:17Shut up.
03:18Hit me.
03:19On Sunday night, the jungle drums sounded once again for the return of this on ITV.
03:29I'm meandering.
03:30You're a what?
03:31I'm meandering.
03:32Oh.
03:33I'm meandering.
03:34I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:35Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:36Like nine eighths of your life.
03:37Nine eighths?
03:38Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:39It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:40That doesn't sound right either.
03:41It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:42It's a lot.
03:43It's a lot.
03:44It's a lot.
03:45I'm meandering.
03:46I'm a celeb has been on for so long now.
03:48Yeah, I think it's 25 years.
03:49Like nine eighths of your life.
03:50Nine eighths?
03:51Oh, no, that's wrong, isn't it?
03:52It'd be like eight ninths or something like that.
03:53That doesn't sound right either.
03:54It probably doesn't, but it's a lot.
03:55It's a lot.
03:56The time for talking is over.
03:57It's back.
03:58Back on the bridge, Julia, yeah.
03:59It can only be the return of I'm a Celebrity.
04:01Oh, here you go.
04:02Are you ready?
04:03They're going to say it.
04:04Wow!
04:05Ruby wax, oh.
04:06Oh.
04:07Jack Osborne, flipping heck.
04:08We like Jack, Mary.
04:09Do you remember there's a series called The Osborne's?
04:11Yes, funnily enough, it's on at the moment in the television series.
04:14It's on.
04:15It's on.
04:16It's on.
04:17It's on.
04:18It's on.
04:19It's on.
04:20It's on.
04:21It's on.
04:22It's on.
04:23It's on.
04:24It's on.
04:25It's on.
04:26It's on.
04:27It's on.
04:28It's on.
04:29It's on.
04:30It's on.
04:31It's on.
04:32It's on.
04:33It's on.
04:34It's on.
04:35It's on.
04:36It's on.
04:37It's on.
04:38It's on.
04:39It's on.
04:40It's on.
04:41I've just put my hand down the side of your sofa and grabbed something mysterious.
04:44What is it?
04:45What is it?
04:47Some of a bush took a freaking trial.
04:51In the episode, we saw our favorite Jordan duo rock up.
04:55Ayo.
04:56It's in a Defender as well.
04:59Ant and Dec.
05:00All Ant and Dec will have packed for I'm a Celebrity Sen rides.
05:03for I'm a Celeb is bowling shirts and jackets.
05:06And it wasn't long before things kicked off.
05:09Rangers?
05:12Oh, this is spooky.
05:14I tell you what, they're straight out of traps, aren't they?
05:17Bring it all in.
05:18So each of you has a box.
05:20Inside the box is a getaway car key fob and green ants.
05:24Green ants?
05:25Who's going to bite the shit out of you?
05:28All you have to do is put your hand in the box,
05:31release the nuts, retrieve the key fob.
05:34See, now I think I could do this now I've had a tattoo.
05:37That's a piece of piss.
05:39You what? But it's not a piece of piss.
05:41That's so easy.
05:42However...
05:43What?
05:44..you'll also have your head inside a box.
05:47Oh, no!
05:48Not my face, not the face.
05:53Gee, it's terrified.
05:54What did they expect? It's not strictly come dancing, is it?
05:57No.
05:58It's not just going to be your head in that box.
06:00There could be other things in there too.
06:02Right.
06:03I'm in the legs.
06:04Oh, of course it is.
06:05Because why would I have my head in an empty box?
06:08That's pretty easy, isn't it?
06:14Oh.
06:15Oh, my God.
06:16Tell us, tell us, tell us, please tell us what it is first.
06:19Please tell us what it is first.
06:20Angry Ginge isn't angry, he's panicked.
06:22He's anxious, Ginge.
06:23Oh!
06:24Oh!
06:25Oh!
06:26Oh!
06:27No!
06:28I couldn't do it.
06:29I couldn't do it.
06:30I couldn't do it.
06:31No, no, no, no.
06:32I'd die.
06:33Oh!
06:34Three, two, one, go!
06:35Holy shit.
06:36There we go.
06:37Anticlockwise.
06:38Anticlockwise.
06:39Anticlockwise.
06:40Anticlockwise.
06:41Anticlockwise.
06:42One down for Jack already.
06:43That nose, Jack's got the tekkers.
06:45Jack's got it on there.
06:46Yeah, excellent finger work, Jack Osborne.
06:48Oh, I heard a wingnut drop.
06:50Which wing has it got?
06:51Oh, no.
06:52Righty tighty, lefty loosey.
06:54People used to call me wingnuts.
06:55Go because of me fucking ears and I didn't know for years.
06:58Why didn't call me wingnut and it's like that?
07:00Yeah.
07:01Because I look like a wingnut.
07:02Yeah.
07:03What's happening here?
07:04The one with the lids again.
07:06What?
07:07What are they doing?
07:08Oh.
07:09Oh, God.
07:10Oh!
07:11Oh, the yellow one.
07:12I don't know why.
07:13That would finish me off.
07:14Oh, cut more snakes.
07:15Oh, cut more snakes.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:17Cut me out.
07:18Another big python in each of your boxes.
07:21I know what would be funny.
07:23If I had my own one of them boxes, they wouldn't be able to celibise it.
07:26Padre all the air would be blue.
07:28Oh, he's done it.
07:30Ginger's done it, Mary.
07:31Hungry Ginger's good with his fingers, isn't he?
07:34Snakes on the bloody first one.
07:36Are you awake?
07:37Has Ruby Wax died?
07:39She's not.
07:40I cannot get one of these off.
07:42Ruby's flat knees.
07:44Ruby can't even see.
07:47Is she dawning?
07:48Is Ruby still awake?
07:49Is she all right, though?
07:50Seriously?
07:51Look at the glasses.
07:52Oh, you know what, Ruby?
07:53Just have a nappy in there, love.
07:54Ruby's like...
07:55Give her a duvet.
07:56Some Horlicks.
07:57What was that thing that you get where you fall asleep?
07:58Necrophil...
07:59No.
08:00It's not necrophil...
08:01No.
08:02It's not necrophil.
08:03Necrophil.
08:04Necrophil, no.
08:05No, it's not necrophil.
08:06Nar...
08:07Nar...
08:08Nar...
08:09Nar...
08:10Nar...
08:11Narcolism?
08:12Necrophilia.
08:13I like this top on you, by the way. Beautiful.
08:18You do? Yeah.
08:19I think I look sophisticated.
08:21Sarah, her husband, Andre, and their daughter, Shay.
08:25It's very nice, though. It suits you.
08:27Kind of looks nice on you, you know, coming into winter.
08:30Dad, I'm not babysitting. Why?
08:32The only reason you're doing that is because you want something,
08:34and it's probably to babysit.
08:36Trying to sweet you up in it.
08:38Oh!
08:39That didn't work, did it? No.
08:42This week, high drama continued in the Dales on ITV.
08:45It's riddled with Emmerdale casting Leeds City Centre.
08:47Running Wick.
08:48Running Wick.
08:49Do we have to watch Emmerdale? Yeah, we do.
08:51Really? Yeah, it's real intensely, I'm telling you now.
08:54What, Emmerdale? Yeah.
08:56This love triangle has got me absolute joy.
08:59I love it.
09:01I love it.
09:02I love it.
09:03I love it.
09:04I love it.
09:05I love it.
09:06This love triangle has got me absolutely great.
09:14How are you feeling?
09:15Not great.
09:16Dressing gown.
09:17Someone's stayed the night.
09:18Dirty bugger.
09:21Still worrying about Kev.
09:23Yeah.
09:24So, Robert and Aaron are back together.
09:25Right, okay.
09:26Robert dumped Kev.
09:27Robert got married to Kev in prison.
09:29Yeah.
09:30But he thinks he's dying.
09:31Kevin's told him he's only got so much time left.
09:34Ooh.
09:35But he hadn't.
09:36I mean, once he gets used to the idea that you two aren't together anymore, he'll move on.
09:40He has to.
09:41Yeah, I believe that one.
09:42I see it.
09:43Will he move on though again?
09:44Yeah, he will.
09:45Always a nasty piece of work.
09:46Is he?
09:47You wouldn't want to cross him.
09:48Oh, Kev might want to hang around and see if he can get Robert back.
09:51You reckon he thinks of his persistent?
09:53Maybe.
09:54Maybe.
09:55Do you think he's alright?
09:58I'm going to go with no on that one.
10:01Kev looks stressed.
10:03Yeah.
10:05Morning.
10:06That's Dr Liam, so he knows the truth about Kev's medical condition.
10:11How are things?
10:12Very bad.
10:14Robert ended it yesterday.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18Is he just feeling sorry for himself?
10:20Yeah.
10:21You're not dying.
10:22He's dying of a broken heart.
10:24Oh, please.
10:25I need to get him back.
10:29I can't die alone.
10:30Oh, for heaven's sakes.
10:32That's a little bit dramatic.
10:34He's being beyond mopey here is Kev.
10:36Yeah, yeah.
10:37But he's not dying, so why did he keep saying I don't want to die alone?
10:40Yeah, but you're not actually dying.
10:45No, I've just said that Liam.
10:47I wonder if I could invent a medical condition to get Nat to pop the question.
10:52I need a ringitis.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Do you remember?
10:55Oh, yeah.
10:56Oh, yeah.
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:58Forgot I want dying.
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:00Do you know what?
11:01Bloody hell.
11:02Forgot about that.
11:03Believe in his own lives.
11:04You alright, lads?
11:05No.
11:06Did you want a drink?
11:07The next day, there was a big turnout as a karaoke-themed housewarming in the village.
11:12I want her.
11:13I want her.
11:14I want her.
11:15I want her.
11:16I want her.
11:17Oh, look who's in.
11:20Did you see that mob?
11:21It's like, I'm here.
11:22Yeah, baby.
11:23Now it's going to pop off.
11:24Here we go.
11:25Come on.
11:30The rooms went quiet.
11:32He's the mood hoover.
11:33It is rubbish if you're at a party and your ex turns up, isn't it?
11:36But let's face it, not surprising in a small village that they would all be there.
11:40I love an awkward little situation like this.
11:46Oh.
11:47Oh, look.
11:48What's that?
11:49Oh, God.
11:50What's he doing?
11:51If you're not the one, then why does my soul feel glad?
11:55What the fuck are you wrong?
11:57Oh, shit.
11:59If you're not the one, then why does my hand fit yours?
12:04Oh, wow.
12:05Oh, wow.
12:06He's singing, Kev.
12:08Daniel Beringfield.
12:09This is Auntie Jane and Uncle Kevin's song that they put on when they get pissed and cry too.
12:13Yeah.
12:14If you are not mine, then why does your heart return my call?
12:24No wonder he's packed him in.
12:25If there were any chance of Rob and Kev getting back together, Kev's just absolutely fucked it now.
12:31Well, I hope you are the one that I share my life with.
12:38Oh, God.
12:39This is so awkward for everyone in the world right now.
12:42Oh, I can't bear it.
12:44Come on, Jake.
12:46If I'm not made for you, then why does my heart tell me that I am staring at you?
12:54Why is no-one grabbing him and going...?
12:57What they should do is turn the mains off, Natty, the mains switch.
13:01Pretend there's been a power cut.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Because power cuts are happening everywhere.
13:05Please just tell me about Robert.
13:08This doesn't make any sense.
13:10Oh.
13:11Well, that went well, didn't it?
13:13Yeah, that, that...
13:14It went like a lead balloon, that, yeah.
13:17Unbelievable.
13:18That was really awful television, wasn't it?
13:20I don't think we're going to see anything as emotionally draining as that this year, Jane.
13:26What's that?
13:27That was special, wasn't it?
13:28Still...
13:31Breaks your heart.
13:35In Blackpool.
13:41I've got the glass over it.
13:43Oh, God.
13:44Right, I've got an envelope.
13:46It's a big bugger, this, Soph.
13:48It's actually got fangs.
13:50Pete and his little sister, Sophie.
13:52Right, you lift the glass.
13:54I'll get the envelope underneath it.
13:56I think he...
13:57Whoa!
13:58Fuck me!
13:59Will you shut up?
14:00Right.
14:01Slightly lift the glass.
14:03Slightly.
14:04Go on.
14:05Slide her under.
14:06Gently does it.
14:07Gently does it.
14:08Right, you're going to have to lift it more.
14:09Go on.
14:10Well, slide it under, then.
14:11I'm trying.
14:12Go on.
14:13Watch its legs.
14:15Watch its legs.
14:16Oh!
14:17Stop it!
14:18On Saturday night, punters were pointing out pictures for prizes on BBC One.
14:24This programme doesn't slam, Soph.
14:26It slaps.
14:27Yeah.
14:28As the young'uns say nowadays.
14:30Right in the face.
14:31Wicked.
14:37Hello and welcome to a brand new series of Picture Slam.
14:41Woo!
14:42Woo!
14:43Every quiz show has to have a nice cheesy entrance, isn't it?
14:46Oh, yeah.
14:47We love a cheesy entrance.
14:48So, it's literally like catchphrase.
14:49Just see what you see.
14:52Yeah.
14:53Yeah.
14:54Simple.
14:55Like...
14:56Green tracksuit.
14:58Grandma's curtains.
15:00You're an idiot.
15:01Let's have a look at tonight's categories.
15:04Oh, let's do it.
15:06Theatre.
15:07Woodworking.
15:08Holes.
15:09Holes.
15:11What kind of pictures are we going to see for that one?
15:14Molly, you're left with the category no-one else wanted.
15:17Holes.
15:18Holes!
15:19I won't be good at this.
15:20Arseholes.
15:21Plug holes.
15:23Man holes.
15:24Let's have a look at your picture board.
15:28Right, God, how do you even connect holes or anything?
15:30Who is this character?
15:32Who the bloody hell's that?
15:34Garth Hawks.
15:36Macavity.
15:37Correct.
15:38Who?
15:39Macavity.
15:40Phil Macavity.
15:41Phil Macavity.
15:42Phil Macavity.
15:43Oh, Macavity from Cats, the musical.
15:46What coat is this?
15:47Oh, trench.
15:49Trench.
15:50Bloody hell.
15:51No me fashion me.
15:52Trench coat.
15:53Trench.
15:54I've dug a few trenches.
15:55We have trench boxes.
15:56Shut up!
15:57A trench coat?
15:58Correct.
15:59We're talking about holes, not coats.
16:01Trench is a hole in the floor.
16:02Correct.
16:03What film is this?
16:04I've got it.
16:05I've got it.
16:06I've got it.
16:07Is it Black Beauty now?
16:08No, it's not Black Beauty.
16:09That's not a hole, is it?
16:10I'm black.
16:11Black hole.
16:12Black Beauty.
16:13Could be.
16:14Sleepy Hollow.
16:15I'm not getting any of these.
16:16Sleepy Hollow.
16:17Correct.
16:18Oh, that's clever.
16:19I'm just going to say only fools and horses.
16:20What TV series is this?
16:22Oh, another foot in the grave.
16:25Grave being the hole.
16:26Kingdom appearances.
16:27Bodger Badger.
16:28One foot in the grave.
16:30Oh.
16:31Number one, please.
16:32Number one.
16:33What brand is this?
16:34Well Woman.
16:35Well Guard.
16:36Well Woman.
16:37Correct.
16:38Well Woman.
16:39Like dug a well.
16:40Okay.
16:41That's clever, Mary.
16:42Would you have got that?
16:43Well Woman.
16:44Why?
16:45Holes.
16:46It's in the category holes.
16:48Well Woman.
16:49Well, it's to do with bottoms.
16:52Women's front bottoms.
16:53Is it?
16:54Yes.
16:55How do you know it?
16:56Well, because Well Woman clinics are to do with coils and stuff like that.
17:00I didn't know that.
17:01Yeah.
17:03In the Cotswolds.
17:05Look what I've found.
17:06Darling, you were so rude when my mother said we had to take one of those for Perkins.
17:11Andrew and his husband Alfie.
17:13I mean, it does look like it's from the 1920s, but as we haven't got any firewood, I think
17:18that this is just going to be needed in here because it's freezing, darling.
17:21Sweetheart, the heating's on full.
17:22I know, but it's so cold.
17:24It's so cold.
17:25I need it.
17:26I need this.
17:27So you laughed about it from mum having it for Perkins and giving it for Perkins to
17:30stay warm, but for you, it's totally fine.
17:33It's so cold.
17:34I'm going to take a picture and send it to my mother.
17:36I'm sure she'll be chaffed.
17:37It's getting some use.
17:38Yeah, I am.
17:39I'm taking a picture of it and I'm sending it to my mother.
17:41It's the first thing that I'm doing.
17:42Look, you do actually like the heater.
17:45This week, the world's most menacing children's games were back on Netflix.
17:50Steve, Squid Game's on.
17:52Have you had your blood pressure tablets today?
17:54Oh, yeah.
17:55You've had them?
17:56Well, when I watch this, I take two.
17:58What would you spend the money on if you won 4.56 million?
18:01A decent haircut?
18:03Coming from you, boy.
18:04I'm growing this out.
18:05What, that tea cozy?
18:07Yeah, you've got some-
18:08Ha ha ha!
18:09Right, go on.
18:10Oh my God, that was really good!
18:13Oh this looks sick!
18:17Oh my God, oh my God.
18:19Oh my God.
18:20Oh my God, oh my God.
18:27Oh my God.
18:29Oh.
18:30taste it looks like there's slides slides and ladders oh slides and ladders welcome to your
18:37fifth game i'm getting anxious already are you no teams of two will take turns as they attempt to
18:42make it to the final square and pass the game right that sounds all right done it quite easy
18:48that slides take you down the board oh that's so fun oh result in your elimination oh that is
18:59brutal i'd be trying to stop myself in the middle of this like climbing back up oh come on boy oh
19:07don't be doing that they've been practicing that haven't they as the game got going it wasn't long
19:12until the yellow team landed on a twist card oh there we go see what they got to do send a team
19:21to the next unused slide oh wow oh they must take a slide each oh no so one of them gets eliminated
19:32already oh no they haven't even started this is where you want to be adding in it say oh yeah i'm
19:38not even in it yeah and we're going with the red team oh my god one of the red teams going home he
19:44was so confident they're not gonna pick them see this is why you can't even trust your own people
19:49i just want to take right if you don't care yeah take right i was gonna take left anyway all right
19:53are they gonna have to just guess which slide is which now yeah i think so oh wow i'd go right
19:59i'd go left because i'm left-handed yeah sorry guys i'm sorry don't say sorry ladies
20:05it's not like there's a crocodile at the bottom there might be all right steven
20:09oh here we go which one
20:17whee
20:23oh where do they fall and he was never seen again
20:29oh are they all disappointed they all went oh i once friction burned my elbows carrying two kids
20:40down one of them tunnel slides oh gosh after a few more rolls of the dice the remaining red player
20:46steven found himself on a twist card send a team to any ladder or any unused slide oh
20:55oh bye bye payback is coming quick that's him too he's going to send them to win it he's going to send
21:02the two girls yeah an unused slide any team he's gonna pick us bro yeah he's gonna pick you
21:12look look he's rubbing his hands payback time i'm gonna take yellow down to 22. one of them's gone good
21:25oh they are giving him daggers but they knew that was coming didn't they yeah totally yeah
21:31that's fair enough they took your teammate out yeah that's a good choice i love how they're going yeah
21:37yeah pick yellow yeah get the yellows out well yeah you're gonna watch your own back okay
21:43yeah that's very justified justified i don't want to think this appears
21:47oh he's so nasty this is where you could have made a good deed and help somebody in the end but
21:54you decided to be petty yeah you could have made sure yeah it's not love is getting video at least the
21:58boys took it better she is very salty about it you started this we didn't start it we picked people
22:06okay you picked me i picked you it's not a big deal it's fine i'm hearing too much of this and not
22:10enough sliding yeah oh is she coming back is she coming back never seen someone come down a slide
22:20with so much anxiety in my life where's she gonna land oh what do you reckon oh the cat look no
22:31oh where is she oh no eye for an eye and apparently in real life there's spikes at the bottom yeah
22:45yeah yeah yeah it's quite cruel she didn't come back
22:51steven is so far i'm telling you she didn't come back there's too many americans on that
22:57right where have all the sensible people gone i know what that says it the world yeah when it
23:03comes down to it all the sensible people will be gone and it'll be all the americans left all
23:08there yeah being silly yeah yeah
23:19in leeds guess what what i've been for my bowie doing this morning and i haven't told mum or nat that
23:26that's what we're doing sisters ellie and easy and i said mom i've got an appointment for a facial
23:33at 10 30 can you look after ezra well i were going to go swimming you're going to have to cancel your
23:39facial and i says i can't cancel it i've already paid for it lie lie number one no lie number two
23:46line number one is the fact that it's a facial line number two is the fact you've already paid for it
23:51i'm ringing man now i'm glatting i'm telling her i'm gonna tell her because i know she would not
23:57have babysat ezra if it was for you to go get botox she wouldn't have done on thursday night
24:05famous faces were running around with backpacks again on bbc one i remember that i think you and
24:10we were together once and you we you stopped someone to ask for directions when you were driving
24:15and they gave you all these directions and then you said to me right did you get that i said no i
24:20thought you were listening why do we not have that competitive streak why we're not asked about
24:28winning stuff because you've always been at everything so and you're a lazy
24:34bitch marking the halfway point for the race valley de angeles honduras isn't honduras insanely dangerous
24:44insanely dangerous i wouldn't be going absolutely not a lot of prawns in the supermarkets from honduras
24:51molly and tyler are planning to cross into honduras at the el amatio border via the transport hub of san
24:57miguel okay that looks like a trek though san miguel mam likes san miguel oh she does
25:04san miguel is that the same san miguel ito it's so close today do we know for definite that san
25:15miguelito is san miguel i don't oh well then brilliant i would have thought it's the same place
25:23it's something you want to double check though isn't it is this san miguel this bus san miguel
25:29the trick is check once you're on the bus yeah halfway there oh another bus
25:36it's not going oh no no the bus run the wrong bloody bus that's called moving quick we're on the
25:43wrong box bosses are just a nightmare abroad though yeah no you just potluck i know you get on and trust
25:48some man to get you to where you need to be yeah yeah come on to the board office oh well this is
25:54the san miguel bus that's all right then oh well that was fairly easy
26:01crisis averted we could do this first place what oh you're dylan and jackie overconfident if you
26:09ask me he's just enjoying his holidays why has he stopped what's happened now one dollar one dollar
26:19oh my god no what it's dylan and jackie they're gonna get on the same bus oh no
26:24wow what are you doing here oh my god we're all on the same bus again looks like they're going on a
26:34fucking outing together a court strip the valley of angels here we go valley de angeles so this is it
26:42this is where they have to get to isn't it so now they've got to get running because everybody's there
26:46at the same time on foot follow the road take the first right past the villa's lena continue into the
26:53town and locate the bandstand in the main square this is now all about who can follow instructions
26:58there's the bandstand there yeah go go go bandstand your checkpoint hotel la casona is 200 meters south
27:06they want to find the hotel now hotel la cason si ah gracias
27:11oh they're there that's not the right place is it this is a restaurant i thought it was the hotel
27:37we're looking for uh is this hotel casa no no no oh no no it's the wrong one oh they want to
27:46sign them for an evening meal them too oh they're going opposite directions though they're all going
27:56opposite directions there's chaos yes we've made it is this the right hotel
28:04come on ha ha yeah it is we're here are they fast are they fast are they fast let's go congratulations
28:15you have successfully reached your third checkpoint please sign in over leave i love you i love you
28:20too okay turn the page then give it a go oh they're first yes well done i've got no idea how they've got
28:34there first i'm pleased for molly and tyler because they were lovely it slightly irritates me that
28:39they're full of energy after racing around and make it look effortless i get to my nerves and
28:46these young people they're young fit fit in love don't be grumpy old man i'm very happy for them
28:56in north london i actually need some advice about what i don't know how to like tell someone bad news
29:05like especially when it comes to people's hygiene because that's been bothering me lately sisters amira
29:11and amani maybe drop hints here and there like what would you say like just be like oh yeah i do this
29:16you know like um this is my shower routine this is my routine like i follow up with mouthwash every
29:22time i brush my teeth so let's let's pretend yeah that i'm that friend that you need to have this
29:26conversation with oh god that would kill me okay let's go so i'm in your face going
29:34wait so i'm like yes why are you breathing this week a brand new mystery thriller was keeping us all
29:43guessing on sky atlantic do you know what i need to be thrilled yeah i mean yeah i need a good thrilling
29:50oh come on let's watch it i hope it's good i hope it ain't one of them back to front ones where
29:55they keep going backwards i say that a lot when i'm with you everyone everyone does all we know
30:04in this show is a child goes missing i love that oh no not the idea of a child going missing
30:10just the drama of it just the drama hi i'm marissa i'm here to pick up my son milo
30:16oh look there she is mary from succession sarah snook i think you've got the wrong house
30:24there's no milo here what you've got the wrong house love kids not here the address is 1800
30:29crescent hollow road if i'm not home from work when you get there my nanny will be there with the boys
30:34oh who's into the text uh a mom from the school jenny oh dear she didn't take milo to the house
30:44jenny is taking him from school so where where should you give her a call yeah yeah get jenny on the
30:52phone where's milo do we not trust this woman in the house or is it marissa's made a mistake
30:57oh my god it's not working i'd be in panic mode i'd start screaming come on in we'll figure it out
31:10together thank you well she's nice i'll do the save me this is too juicy not to get involved the
31:18address is 1800 crescent hollow road if i'm not home from work when you get there my nanny will be
31:22there with the boys jenny i know she keeps saying it she keeps going on with the address doesn't she
31:26yeah and you are at the right address but there's no milo there's no child but you know this jenny
31:31yeah yeah we met at the school social she was great she autocorrect that's why that's why the
31:38address is wrong yeah yeah she's kidding herself courses it's either autocorrect or fat fingers it's
31:45one of the tips they said they said love you miss you and really meant to say off tom here let me try
31:51all right we have a nanny as well and she might have another got a nanny let's call the nanny must
31:56be nice is there any chance your nanny could have picked up your son no she's away for a few days so
32:02it's so we're nanny's away as well who's picked up my law she's not answering the nanny's not answering
32:09the summit dodgy going on here hello hello jenny you don't know me but i'm here with your friend marissa
32:16hi this is jenny yeah is everything all right oh is that jenny yeah right so she's got jenny's
32:23number who she thought my law was with well marissa thought her son was at your house today but there
32:29seems to be some kind of confusion on that oh no i'm working tonight jacob's at sarah larson's for a
32:33play date so milo isn't with you no he isn't who the fox been texting her then what the hell's going on
32:41and where's milo okay so no you sent me a message hi i'm i said no i'm i'm so sorry but i didn't it's
32:47on my phone i'm i'm not crazy it's on my phone it's on my phone i've got it here yeah because you
32:52got a text message sent off her so who sent the message who picked up my son from school oh we don't
33:00know do you know someone's orchestrated a fake text to say he's gonna be on a play date yeah and now
33:08has picked up milo for who
33:16please take a copy and hand it round there we go two months earlier oh okay oh here's jenny
33:24oh two months earlier oh it's one of them oh god are you all right oh who is this woman there's the
33:33babysitter who's this woman which one is yours milo irvine oh he's a sweet one he is
33:44he's perfect oh looks like the nanny's had him away perfect i don't know any nanny that sort of is
33:52like that really oh a bit of a creepy lingering look as well definitely nanny's at the top of my list
34:03do you have him where is he tell us where he is what he's got ammo oh it's a nanny i don't have
34:13my law i'm not working this week he's not in here i'm not working this week i told you i don't have
34:19milo i i left my phone i was coming together we leave tomorrow morning instead well anna hasn't got
34:23my law oh and she left her phone that's where she went answering the phone what happened to my law
34:28we don't know mr mrs derby oh police now detective alker has spoken with milo's teacher he says milo
34:35was picked up by a woman named carrie finch carrie finch who the hell's carrie finch carrie finch
34:41who is carrie finch that's what we'd like to know i'm carrie by the way oh there is carrie finch
34:51anna nice to meet you nice to meet you so who do you work for jenny kaminsky jenny
35:00that's how she's been able to pretend to be jenny so she's jenny's nanny the plot thickens miss
35:06garcia you're milo's nanny right yes have you ever spoken with carrie finch yes don't lie
35:15no oh why is she lying why are you lying though i i've seen her but we've never talked before
35:21why is she protecting carrie what if the nannies are in it together oh there's something going on there
35:28okay okay hold peter hold him just check the number you just check it okay oh
35:46you ass oh he's blaming the wife now hmm hang on what's the title again don't go there
35:58listen listen listen i'm what an arsehole thing to do yeah i bet he hasn't got any numbers of
36:05any of the people he hasn't even got a bloody clue i don't even knew he was on a play date exactly
36:10right that's it ezra's not getting looked after by anyone else apart from me from now on
36:15isn't he going to primrose valley this weekend with man after this weekend
36:29in blackpool after you got engaged the other day jimmy was going i'm married pete and his little
36:34sister sophie anyway we got talking about you know how like me and paige are married and you know
36:40auntie's open uncle ben are engaged and jimmy said that he's married to who colin oh and i said to him
36:46well you could have picked a bit better he's a bit of a dog went straight over his head this week the
36:52fancy world of i am dining was on the menu on apple tv see this is all about gaining a michelin star
36:59and i'm a bit done with michelin stars oh have you yeah i think i am you're michelin star mixed out
37:07i am yeah i want i want a proper meal on the plate what would you rather michelin star or toby carberry toby
37:20god how could you take you to a michelin star restaurant swigging like that i've actually dined
37:30at one and five star rated food hygiene places well that is the northern michelin star that is
37:38the northern michelin star on the southeast coast of ireland chef tony parkin won't settle for anything
37:44less than two oh so he's already got one it's more difficult to keep the mission in style than
37:51actually gain one because they're always looking to knock you off your pet just stole yeah most of
37:56the team like 22 year old sean have barely worked in a professional kitchen oh god oh it's a young
38:02buck everyone's gonna start somewhere yep that's true and chefing is a hard industry so let's give them
38:08their credit it is a really good opportunity do you know what i mean it's like going to train with
38:13man city do you know what i mean there's no doubt that trying to win two stars with rookie chefs
38:18is a tall order as long as they show up on time and they're not slackers a bag of knackers
38:23ringing in sick exactly do you think you could take the pressure of the kitchen i as a pot wash yes
38:29yeah not anything to do with the cooking i'll operate the dishwasher no you can't could you i'm not sure
38:34you i don't think you could for tonight's service dylan and sean have a vital job of plating tony's
38:39twist on haddock chowder it's all in the presentation you eat with your eyes it's like a clutch of a car
38:46yeah it's like a little biting point and you want to hit that point every time even handing someone who's
38:51never worked in the kitchen before a cream gun it takes long to master that swear takes long perfect
38:57time if it's not and that's the difference yeah all right 22 of them tonight make sure they're perfect yeah
39:01you say yes chef now he said that to that young lady like that with it and it'll be going all
39:07off that because he's nervous
39:12is that don't is that don't oh you know that's not even oh no no no i'm not sure that's going to
39:18go down well so that's going up the top there that one's not even covered that's not covered
39:22that's not covered that's not covered that's not covered that's got around the sides
39:24yes right um right so do it all again then i'll start crying i'll blow why are you being so mean
39:31to me and if someone's food tastes salty you know why my tears i guarantee after he's just told sean
39:38that it'll have gone in here straight out of there absolutely garbage absolutely garbage oh tony's
39:48getting a bit stressed i mean surely to god you've got to give him a bit of leeway just get get everything
39:53out there bring it over i'll do it myself oh someone's tired that's gonna knock those young people's
39:59confidence big time well it's a pressurized environment these are hearties oysters these are 14 years old
40:06so what we're gonna do with this is just carvings are free these oysters are almost as old as these
40:10guys are that's sad the poor oysters have lived all that time without being caught and now these greedy
40:17millionaires are going to eat them these have all got to be equal yeah so it's pretty simple it's hard
40:24to cut things in equal slices how does his knife do that because he's got good knives that don't cover margos
40:29oh shit i'm scared for sean oh please get this right sean wake up you got dick loads of watermelon on the
40:40second one in dick load what's a dick load i don't know i've got a new phrase i'm gonna have dick loads of
40:47baked beans on toast later you need to hurry up i said just stick me on the pot wash i'm sick of this
40:55can i not do like concierge or something telling me instead where'd you do it again honestly sean
41:01we're doing the head in oh god you're doing sean's head in and all no i wouldn't have that
41:08well the best thing you do is shove your oysters up your ass actually a waste of time
41:14you go away gamma site oh my god oh my days oh my gosh poor sean to be fair when i go in the kitchen
41:22sometimes when you're doing tea and they open up a cupboard you go what the are you doing in here
41:26now can't you see them during tea fuck off okay okay
41:32in kent jake are you wearing skinny jeans can you come here sally and her sons jake and harry you are
41:40slaying yeah i am
41:49no i it was intentional it's a scog look ah they're not that skinny slim fits the word
41:59on tuesday night they were sorting out more dodgy dogs down under on channel five do you know what me
42:05and paige actually say about colin that he's the best company that we could have i know you two sit
42:10and cry about when he's dying oh don't because i think it'll actually make me well up now thinking
42:14about it because you know yeah but he is you do just think like they don't live forever do they
42:20you are a fucking loser no he's damn well enough now because he is class like yeah he's a good lad
42:29he's one of my kids he's my first born like oh look at those doggies you know what i think we've got
42:37to get a dog again no no no no no no no we don't need to go to australia to see dogs behaving badly
42:43just come around here go around your house more like these two are angels golden retriever goldie
42:52is the heart of this household oh i love golden retrievers i was named after a golden retriever
42:59who the fuck had a golden retriever called abby asked my mom i don't know but i was called after
43:04a golden retriever one more time and the apple of owner will's eye she looks very well behaved she's a
43:12beaut she isn't she and it's a very cute little dog yeah you wait you wait jane and goldie just adores
43:19will ah what why are they playing that music a lot oh no that's the issue oh no but why is he put
43:37it on her he's just reading a book as if nothing's happening well you couldn't really concentrate on
43:42the davinci code which is that what he's reading is it i don't know i'm just using it as an example
43:48she doesn't do it to my mom or dad no one only him well yeah because he's bucket laying about looks
43:54of it well that's it i'm just my left leg never my right leg what is it about that leg well you put
44:02your left leg in your right leg out it's like he's leaving his leg out there to tempt her it's so
44:08embarrassing we can't have people at the house well if he's been neutered then it's okay it's not
44:14okay there's nothing okay about that result do you know what i like to look at this like glass half full
44:19you know she's not bitten anybody golly get off golly get off that was milo
44:25like even if i'm getting changed or if i'm in the bath i like hide my boobs from leo
44:36here's our graham he'll sort this out let's get the top bollocks in right graham can you stop this
44:42dog from shagging my legs so she normally humps me when i lie down and especially my left leg your
44:47left leg yes my never your right leg never my right leg funny that have you thought about cutting your
44:53leg off sir i think you've been a bit too nice graham's already decided who's the culprit yeah i
45:01think he has to make it crystal clear enough is enough oh there we go every time goldie tries it
45:08on she'll be told it doesn't take a genius to know that i'm sorry i was gonna say i don't think
45:12graham needs to even be here enough enough but will it be enough can you be more assertive with your
45:19voice please will put some bass in your voice son enough he's being quite soft enough if anything
45:26he's almost flirting yeah stop it you enough next time you say enough it needs to be a little bit
45:32more forceful enough stop shaking your leg he's not gotta be aggressive but he has got to be firm
45:38okay like i am with you oh yeah you need to get a less attractive dog to hump him yeah yeah that's it
45:45you're right yeah if you're like a bulldog yeah if you had a french bulldog humping and be like get off
45:54are we all did we all disagree that goldie's an attractive dog yeah yeah yeah very quickly as well
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