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Paladin is hired by first class chef Etienne (Werner Klemperer) to transport a large piece of plate glass from San Francisco into mining country for his restaurant window.
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00:00Etienne, I am truly sorry.
00:10I may have to shoot Roy Cooney.
00:12I may even have to shoot him through your plate glass window.
00:30I am a little too busy.
00:54Hey, boy. What's happened to my dinner?
00:57It's no good.
00:59Well, taste it.
01:07Too much salt?
01:09No, it's delicious.
01:13Come.
01:15I will introduce you.
01:21This is Monsieur Paladin, Mr. 810.
01:25Etienne Ledoux. Madame Ledoux.
01:27Tandu.
01:29She's native. No polish.
01:31But excellent character.
01:33You will join us, yes?
01:37Now, Monsieur Ledoux,
01:39what inspired you
01:41to tamper with my dinner?
01:43Tamper with his dinner?
01:45This man is an original. Did I not tell you so?
01:47Any ordinary man would have kissed my feet.
01:51But no, not this one. He's made of iron.
01:53You still haven't answered my question, Monsieur Ledoux.
01:55Oh, Etienne. Call me by my Christian name. I insist on it.
01:59You are the man I'm looking for.
02:01Is that so?
02:03I have a mission for you.
02:05What you would call a job.
02:07A mission of such gravity, of such delicacy.
02:09Well, hadn't we better talk in private?
02:11Oh, shoot. He'll talk your fool head off.
02:13He wants a man to help him take a plate glass window back to Panamint.
02:17We own a kind of a hash house there.
02:19Hash house.
02:21Machary, if you were a man, I would shoot you down like a dog.
02:23Excuse me. A restaurant.
02:25What's the Frenchman's?
02:27Of course, I've heard of your place.
02:29A thousand dollars.
02:30A what?
02:31I offer you a thousand dollars, Monsieur.
02:33Why?
02:34Because I must have this window.
02:35Why?
02:36Because the Frenchman's.
02:37Of course, I've heard of your place.
02:39A thousand dollars?
02:40A what?
02:41I offer you a thousand dollars, Monsieur.
02:43Why?
02:44Because I must have this window.
02:45Why must you have this window?
02:46I have money.
02:47I have a wife.
02:48Oui.
02:49Now, that gives meaning to my body, huh?
02:50Now, for my soul...
02:52You understand I'm a Frenchman.
02:53For my soul, there must be a touch of civilization.
02:58That is, a touch of Paris.
03:00That is, a touch of Paris.
03:01That is, a place of Paris.
03:03I am not a Frenchman.
03:04I am not a Frenchman.
03:05You are not a Frenchman.
03:06I am not a Frenchman.
03:07I am not a Frenchman.
03:08I am not a Frenchman.
03:09I am not a Frenchman.
03:10I am not a Frenchman.
03:12That is, a plate glass window.
03:14The only plate glass window in all of eastern California.
03:17Ah, you understand me.
03:19Yes.
03:20And you will help me.
03:21No.
03:22No.
03:23Well, there you are.
03:25Now, will you stop fussing about it so we can go back home?
03:28Three times I've tried to bring in a window.
03:31Once it was broken by a slide of rocks.
03:33Once by a drunkard.
03:35Once by a strong wind,
03:37as though the good lord himself did not wish me to have it.
03:39And you still haven't given up?
03:41Monsieur, I alone in this entire section hold up the banner of civilization.
03:46If I surrender, well...
03:48Did you ever see such a darn fool in your life?
03:51Many times.
03:53I hate to think what the world would look like without them.
03:56Monsieur, a thousand dollars.
04:01A thousand dollars.
04:02And a meal such as you have never eaten.
04:06Done.
04:08And they call us the weaker sex.
04:13And they call us the weaker sex.
04:28Please, no gently. I beg of you.
04:31You're trying to tell me how to do my job?
04:34You're trying to make a fool out of me in front of my partner here?
04:41I have no desire to improve upon what nature has already accomplished.
04:45Is that an insult?
05:04I've never seen a man get so wild over an ordinary peace at last.
05:11Neither did I.
05:23Brace the glass, Etienne.
05:24Yes, of course.
05:25But please, do not break it.
05:26Now, Claire, take him out of there.
05:27Ha!
05:28Ha!
05:29Do not break it, please.
05:31Get up here!
05:33Ha!
05:34Ha!
05:35Ha!
05:36Ha!
05:37Ha!
05:38Ha!
05:39Ha!
05:40Ha!
05:41Ha!
05:42Ha!
05:43Ha!
05:44Ha!
05:45Ha!
05:46Ha!
05:47Ha!
05:48Ha!
05:49Ha!
05:50Ha!
05:51Oh.
05:54Ha!
05:55Ha!
05:56Ha!
05:57Ha!
05:58Ha!
05:59Ha!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:02Is that what makes you man riskin' your life ten times over for a piece of foolishness like that?
06:05Madam, will you join us?
06:08Men.
06:09Come on, I'll help you.
06:12Claire, I think you're angry.
06:15Listen, I know you.
06:17Once this window is put in place, you will feel as proud of it as I am.
06:23Well, don't hold your breath.
06:26Hiya, here we go.
06:40You like me to stop a while?
06:41No, go faster.
06:42As soon as that spooled piece of glass gets broken, the better chance I'll have of getting home in one piece.
06:48You sound like a jealous one.
06:50Listen, I'd rather he did chase another woman. I know how to handle that.
06:56Go ahead, Lyle.
06:58You don't care if I get busted.
07:00Nobody's paying you a thousand dollars to see that I don't get smashed to pieces.
07:05Whoa, now. Whoa, whoa.
07:09Here, I think we'd better rest a while.
07:11What for?
07:12Well, take a look at your wife.
07:14She's a beautiful woman of noble character.
07:16Why do you stop the wagon?
07:18Well, I thought her, uh, her character might give us a little rest.
07:22Nonsense. She will rest when we get home, eh, Mofty?
07:24Oh, she'll rest in a wooden box, I'm thinking.
07:27Oh, please, Cherie, do not joke about such things.
07:29I know you love civilization as deeply as I do.
07:32Else, why did you marry me, eh?
07:35Right now, Etienne, I ain't real sure.
07:37Hello, monsieur, let us go on. Civilization does not rest.
07:41Indeed, it does not. Look over there.
07:43Get down, Etienne, will you? Get... Etienne, will you get down?
07:56Etienne, will you get down?
07:57Etienne, get out of from there! You get hurt!
07:58Etienne, get out of from there! You get hurt!
08:02Etienne, get out of from there! You get hurt!
08:12Etienne, get out of there! You get hurt!
08:32Do you think it was a trick I don't know they were yelling something about the Sun about our having captured the Sun
09:02Oh
09:32Oh
10:02Now go over there
10:08At the end I think you may have the wrong idea monsieur. I'm not blind
10:15Do you mean you thought me and that hatched face gunslinger?
10:20Tim will you put the gun away?
10:24Calm your fears monsieur. I'm a Frenchman. I
10:26Hired you to guard my window my wife. I think I must guard myself
10:32Just never I warn you monsieur in the future. Keep your mind on the job
10:38Well, monsieur, I will do my very best
10:56Well, it's not good enough for a lot of hard-working minors. You mind getting out of our way?
11:02Well, you see I have a restaurant you have heard of the Frenchman's of course now home cooking is good enough for me
11:20Well, it's not good enough for a lot of hard-working minors. You mind getting out of our way?
11:25Well, you see I just built me a house
11:27It's about the nicest little house in these parts, but for one thing
11:31There's no glass in the windows
11:33Now I'm getting sick of squinting through oil paper
11:36Makes me feel like I was going blind
11:38You tell me what you want for it and I'll give you a fair price
11:41I'm sorry monsieur. That is out of the question
11:44Mister, I don't think you understand
11:47I'm buying that glass either in one piece or in little ones
11:51This is what you Americans call the bluff, huh?
11:54I too can bluff like an American
11:57Monsieur!
11:59I will not sell you one splinter of this glass
12:03Now what are you going to do, huh?
12:06You show them what I'll do, Ben
12:08Save me some from my windows
12:17No, no, no, no
12:42Now let's go.
13:12This is a disaster.
13:14It is Roy Cooney.
13:16I had thought he was mining elsewhere.
13:18Do you know him?
13:20Only too well.
13:22He's a man of barbaric impulses.
13:24When drinking, he must smash this window.
13:26He cannot help himself.
13:28And no other road?
13:30None. Only this one.
13:32He's a friend when sober.
13:34I cannot bear to hurt him.
13:36But he will break the glass.
13:38He certainly looks drunk enough to do it.
13:42Alas, he does.
13:44However, if Claire will be good enough to help us,
13:46I may have a plan to harness Roy's destructive impulse.
13:48Claire?
13:50Etienne.
14:08Give me the wind.
14:09What?
14:10Look!
14:11Hey!
14:13Hey!
14:14Hey!
14:15Hey!
14:16Hey!
14:17Oh!
14:18Hey!
14:19Hey!
14:20Hey!
14:21Hey!
14:22Hey.
14:23Hey!
14:25Hey!
14:26Hey!
14:27Hey!
14:29Hey!
14:30Hey!
14:31Hey!
14:37Panamé, first we install the window by tomorrow, and then your dinner.
15:01Oh, it is a simple dinner, but difficult to cook.
15:11I wouldn't count on the filet to pull it until they're hatched.
15:14She's happy because she's home. She's making a joke.
15:18Now, the joke's tomorrow. Do you know what it is?
15:20What?
15:21It's Saturday night in a mining town.
15:31It's suddenly a very good boy.
15:39Hey, we're still here.
15:45Hey, we're still here.
15:47Hey, we're still here.
15:49Hey, we're still here.
15:53Hey, you have to go home.
15:57He's still here.
15:59I'm going to get a quickie.
16:14Hey, fellas, I just came from Frankie's.
16:17He quits on his new window.
16:24This is a duckling filled with seven vegetables.
16:27Etienne, so far, I have had plumier, caviar, consomme, bisque, trout, chadro, chicken, peas, calves' brains, quail, and now duckling.
16:42And to come, a salad to Coup de Parrot.
16:44And then, soufflé Hilda, that is a lemon soufflé with the strawberries and raspberries, a little puree of raspberries.
16:51Oh, it's very good.
16:57Let's go.
16:58Let's go.
16:59Let's go.
17:00Let's go.
17:01Let's go.
17:02Let's go.
17:03Come on, let me see you.
17:06Come on, let me see you.
17:19Men laugh and cry when they hear great music.
17:22It's just a shame we can't applaud your husband.
17:29Not bad, but he's done better.
17:31I don't believe that.
17:34You just wait till that window gets busted and he gets his mind back on his business.
17:40And remember, for all the world to know, the Frenchman.
17:43Yes, sir.
17:44And make it fancy, huh?
17:46Yes, sir.
17:55What are they waiting for?
18:01Yes, sir.
18:02Yes, sir.
18:03Yes, sir.
18:09Come on, let's get out.
18:11He's ready for the souffle.
18:12You serve it to him yourself.
18:13I'm busy.
18:14Come on, let's get out, sir.
18:16Come on, let's get out.
18:18Help, come on.
18:20Do that.
18:22Oh, come on.
18:24Oh, yeah.
18:25Exactly where it is.
18:26Oh, you wouldn't shoot a man over a piece of glass.
18:31I do not know, sir, but, uh, I would not want to try either, would you?
18:36Why, you might at that.
18:38Hey, Frenchy, you must have gone to a lot of trouble to get that thing.
18:43I have faced a succession of the most unspeakable dangers
18:46to bring to this excellent community a small measure of progress,
18:50of civilization.
18:52We aren't civilized. Ain't this town good enough for you?
18:55Even in Paris, there's room for improvement.
19:03Any attempt to inflict the slightest bestiality upon this unique window of glass
19:11will engender a massacre of heroic proportions.
19:16Wait!
19:18Roy Cooney wishes to break it himself.
19:22And what he will do to the man who deprives him of this pleasure?
19:25That will make history even in this sink of barbarism.
19:29He's right, Fred.
19:31Roy will go wild.
19:33Yeah?
19:34I guess you're right.
19:36I guess you're right.
19:38You're right, Fred.
19:39Roy will go wild.
19:41Yeah?
19:42I guess you're right.
19:45The only pleasure Roy gets is busting things.
19:49He's coming for sure, Frenchy.
19:51And what are you going to do then?
19:53Etienne, there is kirsch in this souffle.
19:59Now, where did you find a bottle of kirsch in this country?
20:01Do not talk to me about food at a time like this.
20:03Etienne, what are you going to do?
20:05I have saved it from them.
20:06Now, it is only Roy Cooney.
20:07If we can save it from Roy tonight, they will become bored with it.
20:12Tomorrow they will find something else to destroy.
20:14Roy?
20:15I know.
20:16He will break it.
20:17It has all been a complete failure.
20:18Now, you're talking slump.
20:19Well, then what am I going to do about Roy?
20:20Well, then what am I going to do about Roy?
20:21It's really dangerous.
20:22And I'll see what I can do about Roy Cooney.
20:24Do not shoot Roy.
20:25You will break the window.
20:26I may have to shoot Roy.
20:27Oh, in my window, an innocent bystander.
20:28Oh, in my window, an innocent bystander.
20:29Oh, no.
20:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
20:31Roy, do not shoot Paladin.
20:32You will break my window.
20:33Now, there you are.
20:34That's all you mean to him.
20:35That's all I mean to him.
20:36Tell him not to do it.
20:37I know.
20:38He will break it.
20:39It has all been a complete failure.
20:40Now, you're talking slump.
20:41Paladin, what am I going to do about Roy?
20:42What am I going to do about Roy?
20:43It is really dangerous.
20:44And I'll see what I can do about Roy Cooney.
20:45Do not shoot Roy.
20:46You will break the window.
20:47I may have to shoot Roy.
20:48Oh, in my window, an innocent bystander.
20:50Roy, do not shoot Paladin.
20:51You will break my window.
20:52Now, there you are.
20:53That's all you mean to him.
20:54That's all I mean to him.
20:55Tell him not to hold him.
20:56He will not shoot Paladin.
20:57You will break my window.
20:58Now, there you are.
20:59That's all you mean to him.
21:00That's all I mean to him.
21:01Tell him now, holster his gun.
21:02I'll do the same.
21:03Roy, he will not shoot you.
21:04Holster your gun.
21:17Roy, you cannot do this.
21:18Please, my friend, come and have something to eat, huh?
21:21A man's peace of mind.
21:25It's all a fella's got for a grub's sake in life.
21:29I was thinking of this all night long.
21:32I couldn't sleep a wink.
21:34I thought it was a dream when I saw it coming up the pass.
21:40I lost my peace of mind!
21:46Knowing it was here, I just couldn't sleep right.
21:52Break it, Roy!
21:54Go on, smash it, Roy!
21:56Go on!
21:57Go on!
21:58Don't be afraid!
21:59We're back in here!
22:00Go on!
22:01Go on!
22:04You a raccoon?
22:08I'm sorry I almost killed you in the middle of your dinner.
22:13I wasn't drawing on you.
22:15But you were going to shoot through the window.
22:18I thought of it.
22:21And then I decided...
22:23I decided I'd like to break it out with a rock instead.
22:28Well, Etienne's your friend.
22:29Now, doesn't it matter to you that he wants to keep the window?
22:33Why, sure, and he knows I'm sorry.
22:36But it's something I've got to do!
22:41What about my peace of mind?
22:42Art, it shatters with the glass.
22:48Go on, get him!
22:50Hit him again!
22:51Oh, I'm sorry I have to do this to you.
22:52Oh, it's all right.
22:53It was a fair fight.
22:54You won.
22:55You ain't a given up, Roy.
22:56Do you want to fight him?
22:57Uh-uh.
22:58Come on, Roy.
22:59Come on, Roy.
23:00Come on, Roy.
23:01Come on!
23:02Come on!
23:04Come on!
23:05I'm sorry I have to do this to you.
23:07It's all right.
23:08It was a fair fight.
23:11You won.
23:12You ain't a given up, Roy.
23:14Do you want to fight him?
23:16Uh-uh.
23:17Come on, Roland.
23:26Come on, Roland.
23:35Well, Paladin, it is done.
23:47Busted, ain't she?
24:17Come on.
24:21Oh, my God.
24:27Come on.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:34Come on.
25:07A gun will travel, reach the cart of a man
25:15A knight without armor in a savage land
25:21His fast gun for hire, he's the calling wind
25:27A soldier of fortune is a man called Paladin
25:37Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
25:42A soldier of fortune is a man called Paladin
25:44A soldier of fortune is a man called Paladin
25:46A soldier of fortune is a man called Paladin
25:48You
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