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00:00:00Sebastian, Sebastian, stop pouting.
00:00:19I'm sorry.
00:00:21I'm such a dope.
00:00:22You are not a dope.
00:00:25You are just misguided.
00:00:27All the reports from your teachers said the same thing.
00:00:30Sebastian would make an exceptional student if only he would follow orders.
00:00:36I can't believe you fed the school hamster an overdose of Viagra.
00:00:39I was testing the reproductive system for a science experiment, and I wanted to see how big...
00:00:44Enough! Enough!
00:00:47Fortunately for you, you are moving to a new town.
00:00:49You will have a chance to start anew.
00:00:52It's time to shape up.
00:00:53Speaking of shaping up, how's Mrs. Freeman doing?
00:00:59I see she's lost some weight.
00:01:01She looks good.
00:01:03I gotta tell you, it's a really great thing she's doing for the community.
00:01:07Censoring books and all.
00:01:08That catcher in her eye novel really screwed me up.
00:01:11Mrs. Freeman knows what's best for young minds.
00:01:15Which comes to my point.
00:01:16I was wondering what you planned on doing with my file.
00:01:21It's not very favorable, and...
00:01:22And you'd prefer if I didn't forward it to your new school.
00:01:27I thought long and hard about it, and I decided to send it.
00:01:32I mean, if you've really changed, you'll rise above your past mistakes.
00:01:36How can I ever thank you, sir?
00:01:38Well, you have got a plane to catch, and I have got some work to do.
00:01:41Well, so, just remember, Sebastian, the future is what you make of it.
00:01:52The future is what I make of it.
00:01:54The future is what I make of it.
00:01:57Got it.
00:01:59I'll never forget you, sir.
00:02:01Yeah, yeah, right here, right here.
00:02:06Pansy.
00:02:07Ted Freeman.
00:02:16What the fuck have you done to me, you fucking asshole?
00:02:18What's wrong, pumpkin?
00:02:19Have you seen my picture in the school yearbook?
00:02:22Um, yes, you look wonderful.
00:02:25Wonderful?
00:02:26I'm naked, you fucking idiot!
00:02:29I'm the laughingstock of the community!
00:02:31How could you have let this happen?
00:02:33Ed, you weasley little piece of shit!
00:02:36You'll pay for this!
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00:03:32I'll leave me in the boat on the chair.
00:03:40I'll leave me in the boat with no, I don't care.
00:03:48No, no, no.
00:03:53Master Velmo?
00:03:55Yes?
00:03:55I'll take care of the driver, sir.
00:03:57Your family's expected.
00:03:59Which apartment?
00:04:01The whole building, sir.
00:04:04Of course.
00:04:05What was I thinking?
00:04:28Sebastian Valmont, to see you, sir.
00:04:31Ah, good to see you again, son.
00:04:33It's good to see you too, Dad.
00:04:36How's your mother?
00:04:37Oh, uh, Dr. Rappaport thinks she's gonna be in rehab for the long haul.
00:04:42Thanks for taking me in.
00:04:43You know, foster homes just aren't my thing.
00:04:45Think nothing of it.
00:04:46Think nothing of it.
00:04:48Man, you really hit the mother load this time, Pops.
00:04:51Sebastian.
00:04:52I would like you to meet the love of my life.
00:04:56This is Tiffany.
00:04:58Well, it's a pleasure to finally meet you.
00:05:01I see you.
00:05:01I see you have your father's beautiful blue eyes.
00:05:06My, what a precious little kitty you have.
00:05:10Would you like to pet her?
00:05:12Yeah.
00:05:13Some other time.
00:05:14Sebastian, come meet Katherine.
00:05:16I've heard so much about you.
00:05:22Welcome to the family.
00:05:26I've always wanted a brother, but they were all sold out of them at Bloomingdale's.
00:05:32Is that a real Steinway?
00:05:33I wouldn't play anything else.
00:05:34May I?
00:05:35Be my guest.
00:05:36Katherine is an exquisite pianist, Sebastian.
00:05:39Really?
00:05:44Cute.
00:05:58I think it needs a tuning.
00:06:00Mother, Sebastian must be famished.
00:06:06Shouldn't we check on dinner?
00:06:07I think that's a wonderful idea.
00:06:12I'm so excited you'll be starting Manchester with me tomorrow, Sebastian.
00:06:16It's a wonderful institution with wonderful teachers.
00:06:19Wonderful.
00:06:20Katherine is president of the student body, Sebastian.
00:06:22Let's not forget president of the French club.
00:06:25Oui.
00:06:26I live for extracurricular activities.
00:06:28Student body president.
00:06:30I thought you were a sophomore.
00:06:31I am.
00:06:32I believe one should not be hampered in achieving one's goals simply by the paltriness of one's
00:06:37years.
00:06:39You mean dearth?
00:06:40Excuse me?
00:06:42Well, paltriness implies insignificance, but really it's your lack of age that shouldn't
00:06:48hamper you from achieving your goals.
00:06:49Careful with those SAT words.
00:06:51They can be deadly.
00:06:54Isn't Katherine just the best, son?
00:06:57Yeah, she's a real peach dad.
00:07:00I love you, stepdaddy.
00:07:02Um, I'm a little tired from all the travel.
00:07:08Do you mind if I turn in?
00:07:09Not at all.
00:07:10I know you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
00:07:13I'll show you to your room.
00:07:15Hey, don't let us open the door.
00:07:18Hey, don't let us open the door.
00:07:20I was not open the door.
00:07:21I was not open the door.
00:07:22Why did you hear me?
00:07:23Get down here.
00:07:24Hey, do not open the door.
00:07:25Hey, do not open the door.
00:07:26So, he outdoes you at piano.
00:07:28He outdoes you at vocabulary.
00:07:30I guess I overestimated you.
00:07:35And don't sulk.
00:07:37It's a sign of weakness.
00:07:39Yes, mother.
00:07:41No, everything's fine.
00:07:44I was just checking up on you, mom.
00:07:46Look, I promised I'd take care of you, right?
00:07:49Well, I'm gonna talk to dad and get you into a better facility.
00:07:52It's the least he can do.
00:07:54I love you, too.
00:07:58What the?
00:07:59Let's get something straight.
00:08:00I mean, not a fool of you, but I've got a great thing going with the rentals.
00:08:16I don't have a curfew.
00:08:17They never bother me about my homework, and I've got a five-figure allowance.
00:08:20No one, and I mean no one, is about to threaten my cushy lifestyle.
00:08:24Especially not some two-bit, hip loser.
00:08:27What?
00:08:28I don't want to hear it.
00:08:29Now, after school, you stay out of my face, and we'll get along just fine.
00:08:33But if you cross me once, I'll bear your sorry ass.
00:08:37Understood?
00:08:38Right.
00:08:39I'm glad we could have this little discussion.
00:08:42Hmm.
00:08:44Not bad.
00:08:46Not bad.
00:08:47When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna follow you.
00:08:58I'm gonna choke out the way you never take me.
00:09:03What's the matter?
00:09:05This collar's too tight.
00:09:06Oh.
00:09:07I guess you're only used to wearing mesh shirts where you come from.
00:09:10Hmm.
00:09:11More SAT vocabulary builders?
00:09:16For your information, this happens to be my orientation speech.
00:09:20Who are you orienting?
00:09:22Please, be more stupid.
00:09:24I am the student body president.
00:09:27Ivy League schools eat this extracurricular crap up for supper.
00:09:31You do know what an Ivy League school is.
00:09:36I don't care about the forms of questions.
00:09:44Stop!
00:09:45Gordon Anderson.
00:09:48Fucking good.
00:09:50Do me a favor.
00:09:54Pretend you don't know me.
00:09:56I know.
00:09:57I looked up to you.
00:09:59I even confided.
00:10:02Didn't see the man inside of you.
00:10:05Oh.
00:10:07Forever divided.
00:10:26My God.
00:10:27You're beautiful.
00:10:28Excuse me?
00:10:29Oh.
00:10:30I said you were beautiful.
00:10:32Excuse me, but what did you mean by that remark?
00:10:35What remark?
00:10:36That I'm beautiful.
00:10:37Well, aren't you?
00:10:38Well, yeah.
00:10:39No.
00:10:40No.
00:10:41That's...
00:10:42Never mind.
00:10:43That I'm beautiful.
00:10:44Well, aren't you?
00:10:45Well, yeah.
00:10:46No.
00:10:47No.
00:10:48No.
00:10:49That's...
00:10:50Never mind.
00:10:51No.
00:10:52No.
00:10:53That's...
00:10:54Never mind.
00:10:56You're very strange.
00:11:01I know.
00:11:03Are you here to see the headmaster?
00:11:08Yeah.
00:11:09I'm sure he's a total joke.
00:11:12I wouldn't know.
00:11:13What's the master for you now?
00:11:17I must say that in all my years in education, I have never seen a file quite like this.
00:11:264.0 GPA.
00:11:28President of several clubs, all-star snowboarding for your county, as well as several glowing letters
00:11:36from your teachers, including your former principal.
00:11:39We were very close, he and I, sir.
00:11:42Yes, it's most impressive.
00:11:45Perhaps a little too impressive.
00:11:51That aside, I'm sure an enterprising young man like yourself would be a welcome addition
00:11:56here at Manchester.
00:11:59Thank you, sir.
00:12:00Come in.
00:12:01You have a few grammaticals, but nothing reprehensible.
00:12:09Thank you, honey.
00:12:13Sebastian, I'd like you to meet my daughter.
00:12:14Danielle.
00:12:15You're both in the same class.
00:12:17You look familiar.
00:12:18Have we met?
00:12:20No, I don't think so.
00:12:23Are you sure?
00:12:24Must have been someone else.
00:12:26Well, I'd better get going.
00:12:27It was very nice meeting you, sir.
00:12:30Ma'am.
00:12:33Good luck, Sebastian.
00:12:34Thank you, sir.
00:12:43He seems like a nice kid.
00:12:44Don't you think?
00:12:45I'll see.
00:12:46I'll see.
00:13:04Be seated.
00:13:09We will now hear from your new student body president, Catherine Murtoy.
00:13:16Fellow students, faculty, administrators, and custodians.
00:13:24I would personally like to welcome each and every one of you to what I think will be Manchester's
00:13:31proudest year.
00:13:33She is such an inspiration.
00:13:35I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester Pratt family.
00:13:40With that said, I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students as members.
00:13:50And accept all new students as...
00:13:57Settle down, people.
00:13:59As I was saying, I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester prep.
00:14:06My Manchester prep...
00:14:07Are you all right?
00:14:09Sorry.
00:14:10Happens when I get nervous.
00:14:11Guess I just need a bubble gum fix.
00:14:13Keep going.
00:14:15You're doing great.
00:14:17Thanks.
00:14:19Once again, as I was saying, I consider each and every one of you members of my Manchester prep family.
00:14:28With that said, I feel it is our responsibility to reach out and accept all new students.
00:14:35I'm sorry.
00:14:36Two students...
00:14:37Look, we're out!
00:14:38People, they're off.
00:14:39You're so close, you're so close.
00:14:40You're so close.
00:14:41And you're so close.
00:14:42You're so close.
00:14:43You're so close.
00:14:45They're getting...
00:14:46You're so close.
00:14:47They're so close.
00:14:48They're so close.
00:14:50How manylya's happening to you?
00:14:51How long are you going, Danielle?
00:14:52No, Danielle!
00:14:53Danielle is giving me a shout.
00:14:54Go there, where?
00:14:56Any audiobook.
00:14:57Who's got her?
00:14:58How many of you are doing?
00:15:00Hello?
00:15:01Yeah, where's the first one?
00:15:02Yeah, where's the second one?
00:15:03J. Winkler! J. Winkler!
00:15:07Bravo!
00:15:09Hello!
00:15:11Thank you!
00:15:23Right. Sparing me the cliff note synopsis,
00:15:27who can tell me what this means?
00:15:31Mr. Winkler, Jekyll is a doctor, and he developed this potion that transformed him into Edward Hyde.
00:15:38His evil side.
00:15:41My gosh, did that answer suck.
00:15:45Now come on, I know you've got it in you.
00:15:48What themes can be discussed here?
00:15:52Ms. Sherman.
00:15:54I think Stevenson is talking about the duality of man.
00:15:57Man has both good and evil in him.
00:15:59If man cannot suppress his evil instincts, he is inevitably doomed.
00:16:03Wrong.
00:16:04Care to elaborate on that?
00:16:07Nowhere in the novel does Stevenson mention good over evil.
00:16:10In fact, it's just the opposite.
00:16:11Jekyll loved Hyde so much that he protected him from the world.
00:16:14He protected Hyde so he wouldn't hurt people.
00:16:17Please.
00:16:18He loved hurting people.
00:16:19Then why does Jekyll kill himself at the end?
00:16:21Where does it say that in the book?
00:16:22At the end.
00:16:23Mr. Utterson found his body.
00:16:24Utterson was idiotic.
00:16:26Your point is idiotic.
00:16:27All right, all right.
00:16:28Break it up, you two.
00:16:29Wow.
00:16:32Am I losing my mind or did we just witness an intellectual debate in this classroom?
00:16:36Although I disagree with your conclusions, Mr. Valmont, I do appreciate your warped point
00:16:42of view.
00:16:42As for you, Ms. Sherman, I think you could be a little more tolerant of other people's opinions.
00:16:50Hey, fellas, welcome back.
00:16:52Hey, Renee, good to see you.
00:16:52Assistant Headmaster Mueller!
00:16:58Assistant Headmaster Mueller!
00:17:06Steve.
00:17:06I thought I told you not to call me by my first name.
00:17:10We need to talk.
00:17:11Well, can we do it later?
00:17:12I'm a little busy right now.
00:17:15Stop that.
00:17:16I said we need to talk.
00:17:18What is it?
00:17:19Do you see something wrong?
00:17:24I have Jim.
00:17:26You know I loathe Jim.
00:17:28Weemer toys do not like to perspire.
00:17:30What is this Weemer toys nonsense?
00:17:31You're a student.
00:17:32Try acting like one.
00:17:34Excuse me?
00:17:35Look, Catherine, rules are rules.
00:17:36I'm sorry.
00:17:37You're going to Jim.
00:17:38I understand.
00:17:41You do?
00:17:42Yes.
00:17:43But it's a bit strange, because isn't it against the rules for someone of your age to seduce
00:17:50a minor like you did to me this summer in the Hamptons?
00:17:53Now, you know that's not entirely true.
00:17:55It was you who seduced me.
00:17:57You know, you're right.
00:18:00It was me who seduced you.
00:18:02But then again, who will the school board believe?
00:18:04It's my word against yours.
00:18:07Think about it, Steve.
00:18:08Something like this could ruin your career.
00:18:11Not to mention your marriage.
00:18:13But I guess if you can bend the rules a little, then so can I.
00:18:22I'll see what I can do.
00:18:24You're the best.
00:18:25You're the best.
00:18:34You're the best.
00:18:40You're the best.
00:18:53Bow.
00:19:10This meeting of the Manchester Tribunal will now come to order.
00:19:13Catherine Murtoy, presiding.
00:19:14Thank you, Blaine.
00:19:16Fellow students of affluence and popularity,
00:19:19I welcome you to this year's first meeting of the Manchester Tribunal.
00:19:24As your new leader, I promise to do my best to weed out the geeks,
00:19:28losers, and underprivileged,
00:19:30and toss their fat asses out of our school.
00:19:46Here's the latest shipment, Mrs. Gagan.
00:19:48You, could you re-shel this for me?
00:19:50Uh-huh.
00:20:14Oh my God.
00:20:15Hi.
00:20:19Are you all right?
00:20:20He scared me to death.
00:20:26You dropped this.
00:20:27I didn't drop it.
00:20:29Yes, you did.
00:20:30But it's all right.
00:20:31Sexual curiosity is nothing to be ashamed of.
00:20:34I'm not ashamed, and I have a very healthy sexual curiosity.
00:20:38Really?
00:20:39So what are you doing here?
00:20:42I work here.
00:20:43Well, do you think you can take a 15-minute break and join me for a cup of coffee?
00:20:47I'd love to, but unfortunately, I have a lot of work to do around here.
00:20:51Uh, Mrs. Gagan, do you mind if Danielle joins me for a coffee break?
00:20:56Oh, please, go right ahead.
00:20:57There's nothing to do right now.
00:20:59You don't quit, do you?
00:21:00Whatever happened to be nice to the new kid in school?
00:21:0215 minutes.
00:21:03Go.
00:21:04Next.
00:21:05Michael Keen, a freshman, former BMOC of his junior high school.
00:21:11Don't let his bad acne dissuade you, though, his father runs the Coliseum.
00:21:14Let's get him a facial and see if he can score some front-row tickets to the whole concert.
00:21:20Next.
00:21:21We'll see what's happening.
00:21:23What kind of thing happened to be nice to the new kid in school?
00:21:26Fifteen minutes.
00:21:27Go.
00:21:28Next.
00:21:29Michael Keen, freshman, former BMOC of his junior high school.
00:21:31Don't let his bad acne dissuade you that his father runs the Coliseum.
00:21:35Next.
00:21:37Sebastian Balmont.
00:21:39Sophomore, son of Edward and Corrine.
00:21:41Who on?
00:21:42I can't.
00:21:43He's a transfer student, and I don't have any more information on him yet.
00:21:46Well, don't you know anything else about him?
00:21:48He is your stepbrother.
00:21:49I've only known him for a day.
00:21:51He's a total loser.
00:21:52I mean, he shops at the Gap.
00:21:54Ew.
00:21:56Stay on him and see what you can find out.
00:21:58Will do.
00:21:59Next.
00:22:00No!
00:22:02Jerry Clemen.
00:22:02Freshman.
00:22:03The daughter of Hubert and Bunny.
00:22:06Annual family income.
00:22:09Well.
00:22:10$850 million.
00:22:12She's rich than Catherine.
00:22:14I heard that.
00:22:17She's a GPA of 1.3, and not only is she a virgin, but she's never even kissed a boy before.
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:23This girl is a walking Teletubby just begging to be made an example of.
00:22:28I think I'll oversee this one personally.
00:22:31When I get through with her.
00:22:32She will be the premier slut at Manchester Press.
00:22:39Next order of business, grievances.
00:22:42Yes, Lauren.
00:22:44Well, it appears we're having a bit of trouble with the new school chef.
00:22:48Mr. Washington seems to think that sushi is an inappropriate meal for growing girls and boys.
00:22:53All those in favor of sending Mr. Washington back to his hot dog stand, say aye.
00:23:00Aye.
00:23:01Aye.
00:23:01Okay, bye-bye, Mr. Washington.
00:23:04Hello, Mr. Yakamoto.
00:23:06So, what's a nice girl like you doing at a snobbish school like Manchester?
00:23:15What's a nice girl like you doing at a snobbish school?
00:23:16I'm sorry.
00:23:17I'm sorry.
00:23:18It's called free tuition.
00:23:19Besides, it's not as bad as it seems.
00:23:20My dad took over the place a year after my mom passed away.
00:23:24I'm sorry.
00:23:25I'm sorry.
00:23:26Your turn.
00:23:27Your turn.
00:23:28Okay, um...
00:23:30Folks split up ten years ago.
00:23:32Mom has a drug problem.
00:23:34And everyone thought it would be best if I moved in with my dad.
00:23:37Did you get along with him?
00:23:38I don't really know him.
00:23:40He's on his fourth marriage.
00:23:42To Catherine's mom?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44I know this is rude, but...
00:23:48What's it like growing up with all that money?
00:23:51I'll let you know.
00:23:52I'm only one day into it.
00:23:54Sorry, I can disappoint you, my dear.
00:23:56But Richie Rich, I'm not.
00:23:58I thought I was the only one at Manchester.
00:24:01I forget the feeling you're being watched.
00:24:05Yours?
00:24:06Hers.
00:24:07There you are, silly goose.
00:24:12I've been looking all over for you.
00:24:15Hi, Danielle.
00:24:16How's the used bookstore?
00:24:19I don't let her get to you.
00:24:24She doesn't.
00:24:25Maybe it makes me uncool, but...
00:24:28I don't really care what your stepsister thinks of me.
00:24:30Actually, I think that makes you very cool.
00:24:35Well, I'd better get going.
00:24:36I don't want her to make me hitch a ride home.
00:24:38Thanks for coffee.
00:24:39Yeah.
00:24:40I'll call you later.
00:24:41But you don't have my number.
00:24:43Don't underestimate me.
00:24:44Don't underestimate Catherine.
00:24:47Let's go.
00:24:48See ya.
00:24:49Bye.
00:24:50Nice first day, retard.
00:24:59It was great.
00:25:00This uptight bitch got gum stuck in her hair.
00:25:03Touché.
00:25:10Hi.
00:25:11Hi. Sherry, it's Catherine from school.
00:25:15No, I don't hate you. As a matter of fact, I was just appointed your big sister.
00:25:20Can you come out tonight? It's a school event.
00:25:22Great. I'll pick you up at eight. See you, sweetie.
00:25:26You're going out with the girl who spit gum in your hair?
00:25:29Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
00:25:31Come on, Catherine. She's just a freshman. Pick on someone your own size.
00:25:36Like you? In due time.
00:25:39So, you have a thing for boring virgins.
00:25:46Danielle is a virgin, you know.
00:25:47Careful, Catherine. I'm better at this than you.
00:25:52You actually have a backbone.
00:25:54Don't push me, Catherine.
00:25:56Anytime you want to start a war.
00:25:58I'll keep it under consideration.
00:26:09Good evening, Master Sebastian. And how was your evening jaunt?
00:26:20Not bad, Henry. Not bad at all.
00:26:22Where are the folks?
00:26:23Dinner with a sheep.
00:26:24The cook has your meal ready. Will you be showering before or after dinner, sir?
00:26:28I hadn't really thought about it.
00:26:30Very well. Anything I can do to make your evening more relaxing?
00:26:32Anything at all. Just let me know.
00:26:33Thanks, Henry.
00:26:34Please make yourself comfortable.
00:26:51Gunther has prepared a marvelous sweet bread mousse.
00:26:53It's like dinner at the Addams Family.
00:27:05Of course it is.
00:27:12Guys?
00:27:14Hello?
00:27:16Anyone?
00:27:18Yes, sir. Is everything all right?
00:27:19Um, Henry, I think I'll get something later. Go out or something.
00:27:23Oh, very well. So if you need the car, just let Frederick know.
00:27:26Sure.
00:27:36No, it's not like that at all.
00:27:39Well, of course I miss you.
00:27:42We'll get together very soon. I promise.
00:27:45Okay.
00:27:46What are you wearing?
00:27:50I have to go.
00:27:51Edward.
00:27:53I didn't hear your knock.
00:27:54I didn't.
00:27:55That was my accountant on the phone.
00:27:57Wow.
00:27:58You guys must have a really tight relationship.
00:28:03Now, look, son.
00:28:04Don't make me regret taking you in.
00:28:06Well, I see that old habits die hard.
00:28:09Or, in your case, don't die at all.
00:28:11I'm your father.
00:28:12And I demand to be treated with some respect.
00:28:15A man has needs, and...
00:28:18Look, Dad, spare me the melodrama.
00:28:21But, a word of advice?
00:28:23You got a pretty good thing going here.
00:28:25And I wouldn't screw it up if I were you.
00:28:31You know, Sebastian, I really like these father-son chats.
00:28:36You're a real role model.
00:28:37Would you sit the fuck down?
00:29:02Shut up, losers.
00:29:03want mineral water?
00:29:22One mineral water.
00:29:26One iced tea.
00:29:29This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
00:29:32It's from Long Island. Here, have another drink.
00:29:47What's the latest, Katherine?
00:29:49Me, as usual.
00:29:51Cord, I'd like you to meet Sherry Clannett.
00:29:53How's it going, Sherry?
00:29:57Excuse me.
00:29:58I think we should adjourn to the ladies room.
00:30:01But I don't have to go.
00:30:02I do.
00:30:03So what do you need my help for?
00:30:05Ow!
00:30:06Want some more?
00:30:07No.
00:30:08That's my question.
00:30:09Right.
00:30:14So, how do you know he likes me?
00:30:16I can see it in his eyes.
00:30:18If you say so.
00:30:20So what do I do about it?
00:30:22You're going to have to let him fuck you.
00:30:26Yep.
00:30:27But I've never even been to first base with the guy.
00:30:29Well, so we'll start with first base and then we'll move on.
00:30:33Okay.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35Okay.
00:30:44Ready?
00:30:45Ready.
00:30:52That was easy.
00:30:53Okay.
00:30:54We're going to try this again.
00:30:55This time I want you to close your eyes.
00:30:57The court's going to stick his tongue in your mouth.
00:30:59I want you to massage his tongue with yours.
00:31:01Okay.
00:31:02Ready?
00:31:03Ready.
00:31:09You idiot.
00:31:10These are $300 pants.
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:13Oh, God.
00:31:14You stupid bitch.
00:31:17He hates me.
00:31:18Hello?
00:31:19I told you not to underestimate me.
00:31:20You're unbelievable.
00:31:22Oh, come on.
00:31:23The television series match was way better than the movie.
00:31:25If you say so.
00:31:26I do.
00:31:27What time is it?
00:31:2810.
00:31:2910.
00:31:30Oh, my God.
00:31:31We've been talking for over an hour.
00:31:32Ooh.
00:31:33Call the police.
00:31:34Ha, ha.
00:31:35Uh, I should get going.
00:31:36Hopefully.
00:31:37I'll see you next time.
00:31:38I'll see you next time.
00:31:39Bye.
00:31:40Bye.
00:31:41Bye.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:43Bye.
00:31:44Bye.
00:31:45Bye.
00:31:46Bye.
00:31:47Bye.
00:31:48Bye.
00:31:49Bye.
00:31:50Bye.
00:31:51Bye.
00:31:52Bye.
00:31:53Bye.
00:31:54Bye.
00:31:56Bye.
00:31:57Bye.
00:31:58Bye.
00:31:59Bye.
00:32:00Bye.
00:32:01Bye.
00:32:02Bye.
00:32:03Bye.
00:32:04Bye.
00:32:05Bye.
00:32:06Bye.
00:32:07Bye.
00:32:08Bye.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:10Bye.
00:32:11Bye.
00:32:12Bye.
00:32:13Bye.
00:32:14Bye.
00:32:15Bye.
00:32:16Bye.
00:32:17Bye.
00:32:18Bye.
00:32:19Bye.
00:32:20Bye.
00:32:21Bye.
00:32:22Bye.
00:32:23Bye.
00:32:24Bye.
00:32:25Bye.
00:32:26Bye.
00:32:27Bye.
00:32:28Hello? Hello?
00:32:31Always make an impression.
00:32:36Psycho stepsister?
00:32:38Evening.
00:32:39Evening.
00:32:40Aw, she shot you down.
00:32:43Exactly the opposite.
00:32:45So, what's on the agenda?
00:32:47Matinee of the Lion King?
00:32:49You really have it out for her, don't you?
00:32:51You know, it must really burn your ass that with all your money and your popularity,
00:32:56she still won't have anything to do with you.
00:32:59Face it, Catherine, she's outclassed you.
00:33:02How dare you talk to me like that, you son of a bitch.
00:33:05Well, this has been fun.
00:33:07Unfortunately, I have some work to do, and you have to go throw up.
00:33:11After all, it was a very big salad you had for dinner.
00:33:14Have you been spotting on me?
00:33:16Oh, God, I ate a crouton.
00:33:18We'll see who gets the last laugh, brother dear.
00:33:26Oh, no, I'm sorry.
00:33:38It's all my fault, I wasn't thinking.
00:33:40I'll get it, I'll clean it up.
00:33:42I'm so sorry.
00:33:42I'm so afraid.
00:33:43It's okay.
00:33:43I'm so afraid.
00:33:45Oh, no.
00:33:46Stop crying.
00:33:47Just don't tell anyone.
00:33:50What is this, Ben Hur?
00:33:51Do they beat you here?
00:33:52Please, don't tell anyone.
00:33:57Lin, Lin, relax.
00:33:59Christ, it's a fucking Godzilla movie.
00:34:07You guys know the routine?
00:34:09Seduce and destroy.
00:34:12Wow.
00:34:15Shut up.
00:34:16Very nice.
00:34:23Who the fuck are you?
00:34:25And you!
00:34:26I'm Sarah, and this is Gretchen.
00:34:28We had a sleepover at Catherine, and we're running a little late.
00:34:32Do you mind if we share your shower?
00:34:35Um, well, yeah, yeah.
00:34:38Yeah, be my guest.
00:34:42Ooh, pass me the loofah.
00:34:59Hey.
00:35:03So, uh, what year are you guys?
00:35:07We're seniors.
00:35:08Cool.
00:35:09So, how do you like Manchester, Sebastian?
00:35:14It's, uh, it's, uh, it's unbelievably, uh...
00:35:19Unbelievably what?
00:35:21Unbelievably hard.
00:35:23Wow.
00:35:24It certainly is.
00:35:25Rock on.
00:35:26Down boy.
00:35:30So, uh, you guys sisters?
00:35:33More like kissing cousins?
00:35:40Whoa!
00:35:41Oh.
00:35:42Hmm.
00:35:43Whoa!
00:35:44But Raven went.
00:35:47Oh.
00:35:49Ugh.
00:35:50So, you're seeing Danielle Sherman.
00:35:53Who?
00:35:54Oh, yeah.
00:35:56Right.
00:35:57She's a sweet girl.
00:36:00You guys didn't make a great couple.
00:36:01Just too bad you're gonna miss out on all the action.
00:36:06What action?
00:36:07Come on.
00:36:08With the exception of Danielle, Manchester Press, and Virtual Whorehouse.
00:36:12Oh.
00:36:13As the school motto goes, if you don't snort it, suck it.
00:36:19Ooh.
00:36:20Careful.
00:36:22Please.
00:36:24But you won't have to worry about that, since you'll be dating the headmaster's daughter.
00:36:27No.
00:36:29Guess not.
00:36:30See you on campus.
00:36:31Ring top.
00:36:33Four.
00:36:34Uh-huh.
00:36:34Yeah.
00:36:37Thanks for, uh, you know, sharing.
00:36:40Here, sis.
00:36:41I'll draw you off.
00:36:43Oh, shit.
00:36:53Breakfast was late.
00:36:55My skirt is must, and I needed the car last night.
00:36:58I'm sorry, Miss Mertoy.
00:36:59No excuses.
00:37:01Now, just because my mother is out of town does not mean you can slack off.
00:37:05Each lapse, each oversight will be reported.
00:37:08Good.
00:37:08You haven't left.
00:37:11What's this?
00:37:11A dom addressing the troops?
00:37:13Allow me, sir.
00:37:14No, it's all right, Henry.
00:37:16Now, now, sir, pay close attention.
00:37:17The perfect Windsor is an art.
00:37:19Rough night last night?
00:37:21Yeah, I think there was a pee under my mattress.
00:37:23I'll look into it, sir.
00:37:24No, Henry, no.
00:37:24It was great.
00:37:25It was a tent.
00:37:26Can we go now, or do we send Kapoor in our place?
00:37:28I almost forgot.
00:37:30Here are your alliances.
00:37:35What's this?
00:37:36Annual?
00:37:36Semi-annual?
00:37:37Weekly, of course.
00:37:40This is amazing.
00:37:42The leftovers, sir, is what I like to call mad, my dear.
00:37:45Yeah, mad.
00:37:48Unless you use it to make someone happy.
00:37:52For the Windsor, and the advice.
00:37:53Oh, thank you, sir.
00:37:55Thank you very much.
00:37:56Very kind.
00:37:58Tutor me in French?
00:37:59Tutor me in French?
00:38:00Tutor me in French?
00:38:01Danielle!
00:38:01Oh, my gosh, am I glad I found you?
00:38:03Look, I am flunting French, like, tray flunting.
00:38:05Last quiz, D, mine.
00:38:07Have you been studying?
00:38:08Of course, I study like crazy, but it's just like, it goes in one hole and out the other.
00:38:13Well, I wish I could help you.
00:38:14You can.
00:38:15You can tutor me.
00:38:16Mom said I can pay you, unless that's, like, too totally insulting.
00:38:19Because, you know, we've got money, and you're the headmaster's daughter, and headmaster's make like zilch.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:26Tutor me, please, please.
00:38:27I'll pay $200 an hour.
00:38:29$200.
00:38:30Stop.
00:38:30Of course I'll tutor you.
00:38:31Money doesn't matter.
00:38:33Going rates will be fine.
00:38:34God, why does everything have to be about money?
00:38:37Because it's cool.
00:38:38Hey, I know it's been a while.
00:38:43Did you get a phone?
00:38:45Yeah.
00:38:47Oh, wait.
00:38:48I don't think it's coming from here.
00:38:49I don't have a phone.
00:38:51You do now.
00:38:52Answer me.
00:38:53Oh, my God.
00:38:54It's so cool.
00:38:55Is it your birthday or something?
00:38:58Hello?
00:38:58You like the phone?
00:38:59I might.
00:39:00It comes with an explanation.
00:39:02It does, actually.
00:39:03I think I may have real feelings for you.
00:39:06It's Sebastian Balmont, isn't it?
00:39:07Just a second, okay?
00:39:08Sorry?
00:39:09Not you.
00:39:10Her.
00:39:10Who's her?
00:39:11Look, I can't do this from a phone.
00:39:13But it's a good phone.
00:39:14Digital.
00:39:15Where are you?
00:39:17You can't be too far.
00:39:18Look down.
00:39:24Oh, it is Sebastian Balmont.
00:39:26Don't move.
00:39:27Coming down there.
00:39:34Move, Einstein.
00:39:35Sebastian?
00:39:36Where are you?
00:39:38Close your eyes.
00:39:39Why?
00:39:40Just trust me to close your eyes.
00:39:41Oh, look silly.
00:39:43Close them now.
00:39:46Action.
00:39:52Danielle, wait!
00:40:00It's like they say, the best laid plans sometimes suck.
00:40:07Miss Matoy.
00:40:15But I'm excused from Jim.
00:40:21Jim, yes.
00:40:22Balet, no.
00:40:23Well, there must be something I can do to change your mind.
00:40:27I think you've got the wrong guy.
00:40:30Now get your ass to ballet.
00:40:34Miss Derwick.
00:40:34I was very clear.
00:40:39If anything was going to continue between us, you had to keep me out of gym and ballet.
00:40:42I can't do anything, all right?
00:40:45Argrove called me into his office.
00:40:46He's suspicious.
00:40:47I can hear it in his voice.
00:40:48Why do you think that is?
00:40:49Well, I'm not sure.
00:40:51The disciplinary committee, of course.
00:40:53You stuttered and stammered like a completely raped fool, and then when you voted, it was
00:40:56obvious you voted the way I wanted you to vote.
00:40:59That's how you did want me to vote.
00:41:01Oh my God, I'm a mess.
00:41:03You're always one step ahead of me.
00:41:04I don't know what to do anymore.
00:41:06It's a dirty old man's catch-22.
00:41:07Shut up, Steve.
00:41:09Get control of yourself.
00:41:10I can't.
00:41:11I'm falling apart.
00:41:12My wife doesn't turn me on anymore.
00:41:14My kids hate me.
00:41:15I should just quit.
00:41:17Stop blubbering.
00:41:18I'll go back to gym and ballet.
00:41:21You will?
00:41:22The excuse lips were just a test.
00:41:25A day will come when I'll need you for a favor.
00:41:27A big favor.
00:41:28And you'll do it without question.
00:41:31Capisce?
00:41:34Of course.
00:41:36I worship you, Catherine.
00:41:37Worship works best on your knees, Steve.
00:41:41Hello, Catherine.
00:41:43Hello, Catherine.
00:41:45Please be quiet.
00:41:46I'm trying to imagine I'm with someone attractive.
00:41:49Sorry.
00:41:54Hello?
00:41:56Anybody?
00:41:58Hello?
00:42:04Catherine is a good person.
00:42:06Really.
00:42:07Oh, my God.
00:42:08She is terrible.
00:42:09Bitch.
00:42:10If it's so bad here, why don't you guys just quit?
00:42:12The city employment's up.
00:42:14This is a good address.
00:42:15You could be down here in the 50s.
00:42:17Or worse, Scarsdale.
00:42:19Oh, ladies there make me crazy.
00:42:22All the time sending me to the market looking for Gifelta.
00:42:25My father, fisherman for 20 years.
00:42:27He never called one Gifelta.
00:42:29What is a Gifelta?
00:42:31I'm here.
00:42:32Three kings.
00:42:35That beats my two pairs.
00:42:36I got cluck.
00:42:37Full house.
00:42:38Jacks over threes.
00:42:39You win again, Master Sebastian.
00:42:40You know, Henry, I really wish you'd quit with the master thing.
00:42:43But, sir, it's your title.
00:42:45It shows privilege.
00:42:46Yeah, well, what has it gotten me?
00:42:48I poured all my money in the gifts and didn't get the girl.
00:42:50Danielle hates my wealth or resents it or something.
00:42:54Perhaps it's not my place to speak, sir.
00:42:56No, Henry, please.
00:42:57I'm desperate here.
00:42:58Well, maybe she doesn't want to feel like she's being bought.
00:43:03You think that's it?
00:43:04I don't know.
00:43:04Women are complicated creatures, sir.
00:43:07It's been my experience, sir, that women are more interested in the soul of a man than in his trappings.
00:43:18What is going on around here?
00:43:21I had to ring and ring.
00:43:23And where were you, Frederick?
00:43:25I paged you four times.
00:43:27I had to take a cab.
00:43:28A cab!
00:43:29I'm sorry.
00:43:30We were just...
00:43:31Get out of here, all of you.
00:43:34And you can be damn sure my mother's going to hear about this.
00:43:37No, she won't.
00:43:38What did you say?
00:43:40You're not telling anybody about this.
00:43:42This was my idea.
00:43:43I ordered them to play cards.
00:43:44And to drink Mother's Prize 1939 Neuf de Pau?
00:43:47Great year.
00:43:48Blitzkrieg, wasn't it?
00:43:50Don't get smart.
00:43:51Whether you realize it or not, you are still a guest in this house.
00:43:55You know, you treat these people like dirt.
00:43:56It's no wonder they don't respect you.
00:43:58We pay them for their service, not their respect.
00:44:02Maybe someday you'll learn that.
00:44:03And one day you'll realize that they're human beings.
00:44:05Just give me a second here.
00:44:13Part is over.
00:44:18I don't get it.
00:44:18Look, if you hate your mother so much, why work so hard to be just like her?
00:44:28Is that what you think I'm doing?
00:44:30Well, you're obviously trying to prove something to someone.
00:44:33No one's this mean, unless...
00:44:35Unless there's a whole bunch of pain and suffering behind it.
00:44:38You think you have it so tough, having to come into this strange house with strange people?
00:44:42Try growing up here.
00:44:44Try spending every moment of your life just making up for just being here.
00:44:49That doesn't make any sense.
00:44:50No, it doesn't, does it?
00:44:52You feel out of place, Sebastian?
00:44:54You want to fit in?
00:44:55Guess what?
00:44:56So do I.
00:44:57I'm...
00:44:57What a mess.
00:45:09Hello?
00:45:10Sebastian, it's Sherry.
00:45:12Newsflash.
00:45:13Danielle is totally madly in love with you.
00:45:16Madly in love with me?
00:45:17She hates me.
00:45:18Every move I make is the wrong move.
00:45:19Yeah, but she told me stuff.
00:45:21Every time she thinks about you, every time she sees you, she gets all moist.
00:45:26Moist?
00:45:27Her eyes.
00:45:28She gets tears in them.
00:45:29Oh.
00:45:30But look, time's running out.
00:45:32You gotta move now.
00:45:33She'll be in the city tonight, dinner with her favorite aunt at the Riverside Cafe.
00:45:38I figure if you go there, bear your soul.
00:45:41No gifts, though.
00:45:42And she hates that money thing.
00:45:45Hello?
00:45:47Sebastian?
00:45:48Hello?
00:45:48Closet Street performer.
00:46:05Now you know all my secrets.
00:46:08How did you know I was here?
00:46:11Nope.
00:46:12Already know.
00:46:13Sherry the Bladder Mouth.
00:46:15Weird girl, but if you get beyond all the totalies and oh my gods, there's real truth there.
00:46:19I'm gonna have to catch my train.
00:46:21Let me come with.
00:46:22I'll make sure you get home all right.
00:46:23You can come as far as the station.
00:46:25And only if you can do it without talking.
00:46:27Not another word.
00:46:29That's my condition.
00:46:30Condition accepted.
00:46:37All right, all right.
00:46:38Stop.
00:46:39I give up, okay?
00:46:40We can talk.
00:46:41Stop playing that thing.
00:46:42You know, I think this is the most romantic city on earth.
00:46:46Millions of strangers meeting in restaurants, parks, sidewalks.
00:46:50A romance born every five seconds.
00:46:52Every heartbeat.
00:46:55I mean, God, is this a great city or what?
00:46:57This is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:46:59You spout BS on a continuous basis.
00:47:01Only because I can't say what I really want to say.
00:47:03Say it.
00:47:04Okay.
00:47:06I want to know what happened at school.
00:47:08In the courtyard.
00:47:09I kissed you and you just ran off.
00:47:13I'm crazy about you.
00:47:14I'm trying everything I can to make you like me.
00:47:16Be yourself.
00:47:17Be honest.
00:47:19Why is that so difficult?
00:47:21I don't know.
00:47:23Maybe I'm scared.
00:47:26You know, I'm new here, right?
00:47:28New to this city.
00:47:30New at school.
00:47:31Living in a house full of certifiable wackos.
00:47:34And I don't have any friends.
00:47:37At least any I can trust.
00:47:39And I'm confused.
00:47:41God's honest truth, I'm in a state of perpetual confusion.
00:47:46So what are you scared of?
00:47:48Missing my train.
00:47:50See you at school.
00:47:50Bye.
00:47:51Bye.
00:47:52Danielle.
00:47:55Danielle.
00:48:04As you know, your mother gets home tonight.
00:48:07And you want me to keep quiet about the poker game.
00:48:10I don't like these ideas Sebastian's putting in your head.
00:48:13I mean no disrespect.
00:48:14Well, I'm offended.
00:48:16Leave.
00:48:16I'll finish them all.
00:48:21Min Lin, wait.
00:48:23What do you say you and I get to know each other like you did with Sebastian last night?
00:48:27Do I have to?
00:48:28Come on, it'll be fun.
00:48:30Here.
00:48:30I'll jump right in.
00:48:37Where are you from?
00:48:38China, Japan?
00:48:39Cambodia, actually.
00:48:41Cambodia, wonderful country.
00:48:43And when did you come to our United States?
00:48:45My family fled through Vietnam.
00:48:47Ultimately, we were 120 crammed into a boat the size of your pantry.
00:48:52Oh my gosh, that reminds me of this time in Denver.
00:48:55We were coming home from Aspen.
00:48:56The first class lounge was packed.
00:48:58We almost had to fly coach.
00:48:59Anyway, so your family fled the Canary Rouge?
00:49:05Nothing subtle about that shade of rouge.
00:49:10See, we do have a lot in common.
00:49:13Is there anything else, Miss Catherine?
00:49:16No, that's all.
00:49:21I'm glad we did this, aren't you?
00:49:23Oh yes, very enlightening.
00:49:29You got all your pronouns mixed up.
00:49:37New is we.
00:49:38Voo is you.
00:49:40Unless it's someone you're crazy, madly in love with.
00:49:43In which case it's two.
00:49:44As in you and Sebastian.
00:49:47I swear, that thing with the phone is so cool.
00:49:49I mean, if it had been me and some guy, I would have piddled right there on the spot.
00:49:53Oh wait, did I show you my doodle?
00:49:54Excuse me?
00:49:55My doodle, my sketch.
00:49:57Oh.
00:50:02Wow.
00:50:03You've got some talent, Sherry.
00:50:06Just tell me, I mean, do you really like him?
00:50:08Is this it?
00:50:08Is it the real thing?
00:50:09Like I even know what that is.
00:50:11Knees go weak, mouth goes dry.
00:50:13You get that little tingling feeling in that special place.
00:50:18He's just so slick, so sure of himself.
00:50:21I have a lot of trouble trusting him.
00:50:24He can't just, like, come out and talk to me, say what he's really feeling.
00:50:27Neither can I.
00:50:28Okay, chapter three.
00:50:32Read the translation of the first passage.
00:50:36Love is a sublime melting pot in which men and women are fused together.
00:50:41The lover is a priest, the average virgin a trembling sacrifice.
00:50:45A priest and a virgin?
00:50:48Oh, that's sick.
00:50:49Oh, that's sick.
00:51:19and that student's sloppy joe.
00:51:21Hmm.
00:51:22He'll never work again.
00:51:24Aww.
00:51:25So, you never told us how it was Sherry.
00:51:28Did you bury her?
00:51:30Let's just say she's on her way to ruin.
00:51:33Katherine!
00:51:34Everything's set for this weekend!
00:51:36What are you talking about?
00:51:38Uh, duh!
00:51:39I told my mom how much fun we had,
00:51:40and she invited you and your mom over to our house
00:51:42for non-fat lattes.
00:51:44And your mom told my mom you can sleep over.
00:51:46I got the new Hanson album!
00:51:47Ah!
00:51:48Okay, come.
00:51:49I gotta go.
00:51:50Gordon Anderson.
00:51:51Promise you show me his one-eyed snake.
00:51:52Whatever that is.
00:51:54Okay, see ya.
00:51:56Maria!
00:51:57Oh, hi!
00:51:58Caramba!
00:51:59Wow, Katherine.
00:52:00You really showed her.
00:52:10Don't talk.
00:52:12Don't say a word.
00:52:14It's my turn to explain.
00:52:17All I've done is hound you about being honest.
00:52:21When I couldn't do it myself.
00:52:24That kiss in the courtyard, Sebastian.
00:52:27It was more than just a kiss.
00:52:29I'll say.
00:52:30Well, let me finish.
00:52:32You see,
00:52:34it was my first kiss.
00:52:37I wanted it to be perfect and right and with the right boy.
00:52:41And while you might have been the right boy, the rest was totally not right.
00:52:45I embarrassed you.
00:52:46I embarrassed myself.
00:52:47I embarrassed myself.
00:52:48Because I know you're used to girls with all this experience and you've probably been kissing girls forever.
00:52:53That's what I was afraid to tell you.
00:52:56Hey.
00:52:57I happen to think this is wonderful, right?
00:53:03So you weren't exactly up front and honest.
00:53:05Join the club.
00:53:06I wanted it to be perfect.
00:53:08Not the tail end of some prank.
00:53:11Does that make any sense?
00:53:13Yeah.
00:53:14You know, some things can't be orchestrated.
00:53:18Some things have to be spontaneous.
00:53:21Like a kiss.
00:53:23Like a kiss we're about to have right now.
00:53:26Say something.
00:53:37Quick.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39I have to go.
00:53:42Last now.
00:53:43Okay, but...
00:53:48Just...
00:53:49Back away.
00:53:51So I know you're not...
00:53:52Running away.
00:53:56That was wonderful.
00:54:08Just...
00:54:09Precious.
00:54:10How long were you there?
00:54:13I've never kissed a boy before.
00:54:15I mean, the right boy.
00:54:17And you've probably been kissing girls forever.
00:54:19You must feel like a terrible dope bleeding on that poor lovesick girl.
00:54:24You don't know what you're talking about.
00:54:26Here's a prediction.
00:54:27A few weeks of hand-holding and chased smooching and you'll be so bored and horny you'll mess the whole thing up.
00:54:33Of course.
00:54:34I could wipe her off the map tomorrow, but I think I'll let this little romance just flicker out all on its own.
00:54:39I like people, okay?
00:54:40I like her a lot.
00:54:41Do anything to screw it up and I'll screw you up.
00:54:43Nobody ever threatens me.
00:54:45I just did.
00:54:46Or weren't you listening?
00:54:47You do realize this means war.
00:54:48War it is.
00:54:49Lovely.
00:54:50Well, I feel badly for you.
00:54:51I really do.
00:54:52But Byron needs to be groomed every day at three.
00:54:55Well, you'll just have to reschedule your daughter's birthday now.
00:54:56I want him saddled and ready to ride when I arrive.
00:54:57Don't keep me waiting.
00:54:58Idiot.
00:54:59There's a new student at Manchester, Sherry Clayman.
00:55:00Did she die?
00:55:01Did she die?
00:55:02No.
00:55:03No.
00:55:04No.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06No.
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00:55:56Catherine, I need this.
00:55:58Just 20 million more and we can break ground on the Tiffany Meritori Library.
00:56:07Well, you ladies seem to be enjoying yourselves.
00:56:10You must be tense, Sebastian.
00:56:12Yeah, well, you'd be too if you were failing gym.
00:56:15I mean, who ever heard of fencing as a sport?
00:56:17Perhaps a massage would help.
00:56:21Never had a massage before.
00:56:23You can have my table. I'm suddenly not in the mood.
00:56:27Talk to Mikesh.
00:56:29Micket, not Mikesh.
00:56:31Catherine, if you're not going to say it correctly, don't say it at all.
00:56:34It just makes you look foolish.
00:56:36Thank you for the correction, Mother.
00:56:41Now, if you'll excuse me.
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:45Come here, give to your sweet people.
00:56:46I think I could get used to this.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:51Hi.
00:56:53Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies.
00:56:57Old nuns in their underwear.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:07I thought you'd left.
00:57:09Is that Sonia or Ingrid?
00:57:11It's Tiffany.
00:57:12I hope you enjoyed your massage.
00:57:14I think I'll go take a shower.
00:57:16We've had so little time together, Sebastian.
00:57:19Can't be a happy family if we don't get to know each other a little better.
00:57:23You're right, Mom.
00:57:24We should talk more.
00:57:25Mom.
00:57:27With your father working on the yacht so much, I'll have plenty of time for you.
00:57:31You know, some nights he doesn't even come home.
00:57:33He loves that yacht.
00:57:36I'm glad he found something he's so committed to.
00:57:40Well, the right woman will do that.
00:57:43And you think I'm the right woman?
00:57:44Definitely.
00:57:45He's a changed man.
00:57:46Of course he's changed.
00:57:48Without me, he'd still be in Miami giving charges to geriatrics.
00:57:51It's not the money.
00:57:52It's you.
00:57:53He loves you.
00:57:54You're a smart boy, Sebastian.
00:57:56You seem to understand your father very well.
00:57:59I hope so.
00:58:00So do I.
00:58:01Because if you're wrong, you're both going to end up out on the street.
00:58:05Oh, that's so good.
00:58:17Oh, yeah.
00:58:18Oh, yeah.
00:58:18Dad, you hear?
00:58:20Fuck.
00:58:21Fuck.
00:58:25Hey, son.
00:58:30How's it going?
00:58:32Been already?
00:58:33Oh, it's just a cat in that way.
00:58:39What are you doing?
00:58:41Oh, I'm just looking for the cat.
00:58:44Here, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus, bus.
00:58:47Sebastian, I hope you're not suggesting I'm having an affair.
00:58:50I'm not suggesting anything.
00:58:51I'm your father, and I will not be treated like a criminal.
00:58:56Criminal?
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:00You could have fooled me.
00:59:04And behind door number three, we have...
00:59:09Hello.
00:59:10Sebastian, I'd like you to meet Lily, my first mate.
00:59:16Lily, I'm Sebastian, Edward's son.
00:59:19Oh, my God.
00:59:21Look at your father's eyes.
00:59:23Are you the boss?
00:59:24Let's just cut right to the chase, shall we?
00:59:27He offered to sail you around the world, didn't he?
00:59:29How did you know?
00:59:31Leave right now, or you're grounded for a week.
00:59:34Did he tell you he was married?
00:59:35I was going to tell you I was waiting for the right time.
00:59:38You lied to me?
00:59:39More an error of omission.
00:59:41You see, she's very sick.
00:59:42Look, I may be single any day now.
00:59:46Go to hell!
00:59:50Sebastian, you think you could help me out here?
00:59:53Okay, okay.
00:59:57I know we talked about this, but you're a man, and you have to understand.
01:00:02No.
01:00:03You have to understand.
01:00:04It's not just your life anymore, Dad.
01:00:06It's mine, too.
01:00:07Don't screw it up for me.
01:00:09Absolutely.
01:00:10You can count on me, son.
01:00:12The keys, please.
01:00:13You know, you made your bed.
01:00:18Now lie in it.
01:00:21Sebastian!
01:00:22Sebastian!
01:00:23Sebastian!
01:00:27Sebastian!
01:00:29Well, this sucks.
01:00:32I can't believe I was so stupid.
01:00:40I really thought your dad liked me.
01:00:42It's not your fault.
01:00:44He's the master of deceit.
01:00:46He should be in the Pathological Liars Hall of Fame.
01:00:48He was in the Hall of Fame?
01:00:51Never mind.
01:00:52Can I ask you something?
01:00:54Why are men such jerks?
01:00:56I mean, is it genetic or something?
01:00:57You know, they promise you the world that you're the one for them,
01:01:01and that their wives don't understand them anymore.
01:01:05I fall for it every time.
01:01:08I'm like a doormat.
01:01:10There is coming and going and coming and going and coming and...
01:01:15My life sucks.
01:01:18Lily, you don't need a man to be happy.
01:01:21If you're not happy alone, you're not going to be happy with someone else.
01:01:24You're a very attractive woman.
01:01:26You can have anyone you want.
01:01:28You just have to wait for the right guy to come along.
01:01:31Do you think I'm attractive?
01:01:34I think you're beautiful.
01:01:36You're so sincere.
01:01:38You're not like your brother at all.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:47I'm glad you were paying attention.
01:01:49Do you want to come back to my place?
01:01:51I'd love to.
01:01:52But I have an oral report during the morning.
01:01:55Oh, I'm great at orals.
01:01:57Yeah.
01:01:58Try me.
01:01:59No, thank you.
01:02:00Listen, I'm going to split.
01:02:01Are you going to be okay?
01:02:03Yeah, we're fine.
01:02:07Psycho.
01:02:08I lived in Fresno my whole life.
01:02:17Les, too.
01:02:18But we wanted more for Sherry, so when Les sold the biz, we decided to move to the Big Apple.
01:02:24And how are you finding Manchester?
01:02:26Oh, it's no problem.
01:02:27Our driver, he takes me right there.
01:02:29She's asking you if you like it, honey.
01:02:31Oh, yeah, it's the best.
01:02:33And Catherine's been, like, so super nice.
01:02:35You know, some girls, they told me to stay away from her, like, she had permanent PMS or something.
01:02:39Ew, gross.
01:02:40But she's been, like, totally awesome.
01:02:44I can tell she's going to be very popular.
01:02:46Oh, I won't be as popular as you.
01:02:48Popular is such a bore.
01:02:49The important thing is school spirit, and nobody has as much as my mother.
01:02:53I do a little work for the school fundraising committee.
01:02:56You are so modest.
01:02:57Mother's already raised half the money needed for the new school library.
01:03:01How much money have you raised?
01:03:03Well, she barely has to do anything.
01:03:05The parents practically throw it at her.
01:03:07Catherine.
01:03:08Why do they throw money at you?
01:03:09Because charity is smiled upon by the ladies who lunch.
01:03:13Society, Sherry.
01:03:14You know, the social ladder.
01:03:16Oh, yeah.
01:03:17Yeah, my mom said now that we're rich, we never start climbing that thing.
01:03:20Ow!
01:03:21What?
01:03:22Isn't she precious?
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:31Would you excuse me?
01:03:34Certainly.
01:03:35Good.
01:03:39So, how much money do you need?
01:03:42Oh, I didn't invite you over here to discuss fundraising, Bunny.
01:03:46But if you'd care to make a donation, we'd certainly consider it.
01:03:51Really?
01:03:52Why, thank you.
01:03:54My pleasure.
01:03:55Oh, hi, Annie.
01:04:01How was your day?
01:04:03I can explain this.
01:04:04There's no need to explain.
01:04:06I know you love my mother very much.
01:04:08Yes, exactly.
01:04:09And Sebastian and I are just getting close.
01:04:12I know you'd never do anything to break up our happy home.
01:04:16Oh, no, never.
01:04:17So let's make sure it stays happy.
01:04:19I want you to take Mother to Otrekay for dinner tomorrow night.
01:04:21I'll make reservations at 8.
01:04:23At 8.45, an accordion player will pass your table.
01:04:25When he does, request Under My Thumb by the Rolling Stones.
01:04:28Mick Jagger makes Mother all hot and bothered.
01:04:30Jagger, good.
01:04:30While she's listening, slip this on her finger, then kiss her.
01:04:34Eight seconds, no tongue.
01:04:35Are you getting all this?
01:04:36After dinner, grapple.
01:04:37One glass.
01:04:38Then bring her home.
01:04:39Make love to her.
01:04:40Two, Viagra.
01:04:41Any questions?
01:04:43Just in case, I've written it all down for you.
01:04:46Now, who's your favorite daughter?
01:04:48You are.
01:04:49What a shame.
01:04:57What a shame.
01:05:15Morning!
01:05:16Great day, isn't it?
01:05:20Fight me, rich boy!
01:05:25Ah, New York.
01:05:26What a wonderful town.
01:05:30You look fabulous.
01:05:33You got everything?
01:05:34You're all set?
01:05:34Yeah.
01:05:35Oh, listen, you're going to take some money just in case, you know, you need a cab and you
01:05:39miss the train.
01:05:39Don't worry, Dad.
01:05:40I'll be fine.
01:05:41Come on, this is my job, to worry, you know?
01:05:43No.
01:05:43What's wrong?
01:05:48Nothing.
01:05:49I just thought about your mom.
01:05:51Come on, have a good time.
01:05:53Bye.
01:05:54Bye.
01:06:00Sebastian thought you'd like it better than the train.
01:06:02Wow.
01:06:04I am so excited.
01:06:06But, you know, I'm kind of nervous.
01:06:07I've never been on a horse before.
01:06:09Don't worry.
01:06:09I won't let anything bad happen to you.
01:06:12If I like it, then I'll have Daddy buy me a horse, then we can spend every weekend together.
01:06:16You'll love it.
01:06:18I promise.
01:06:20Ow!
01:06:20Very good, Sherry.
01:06:26Back on the horse now.
01:06:28I think we're ready to try advanced jumping.
01:06:30I don't know.
01:06:32Keep throwing me off.
01:06:35All right.
01:06:36If you're going to be a scaredy cat, I guess we better go back to the basics.
01:06:42Manuela!
01:06:43Arriba.
01:06:44Arriba.
01:06:44Arriba.
01:06:49Okay.
01:06:54Now, using the stirrups, I want you to push up and down in the saddle.
01:06:58That's called posting.
01:07:00Now, we need to add the back and forth motion.
01:07:02When you hit the saddle, push backwards, then forward.
01:07:06Up and down.
01:07:07Back and forth.
01:07:08Faster.
01:07:10Faster.
01:07:11Up and down.
01:07:12Back and forth.
01:07:13Faster.
01:07:14Faster.
01:07:15Up and down.
01:07:16Back and forth.
01:07:17Faster.
01:07:18Faster.
01:07:19Up and down.
01:07:20Back and forth.
01:07:21Faster.
01:07:22Faster.
01:07:23Up and down.
01:07:25Back and forth.
01:07:26Faster.
01:07:27Faster.
01:07:28Up and down.
01:07:29Back and forth.
01:07:30Faster.
01:07:31Faster.
01:07:32Good.
01:07:33This time, I want you to really grind the middle of the saddle.
01:07:35Okay.
01:07:36Up and down.
01:07:37Back and forth.
01:07:38Faster.
01:07:39Faster.
01:07:40Up and down.
01:07:41Faster, faster, faster.
01:07:44How does that feel?
01:07:45Okay, up to the ground.
01:07:47I think I'm getting it.
01:07:50I'm posting fun.
01:07:52Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster, faster.
01:07:57Really fun?
01:07:58Faster, faster.
01:07:59Are you okay?
01:08:07I never felt better
01:08:12and now I know
01:08:14I grow like horses
01:08:15I don't know if I'm ready for this
01:08:31it's cool
01:08:34I'm sorry
01:08:35it's just that yesterday was my first kiss
01:08:39and now you're practically touching my breast
01:08:42at this rate your dick will be in my mouth by lunch
01:08:45anyone for lunch?
01:08:48I'm kidding
01:08:49listen Danielle
01:08:50we can take this as slow as you want
01:08:52I like you
01:08:53I have no need to rush things
01:08:55that's not my problem
01:08:57I want to rush things
01:08:58I'm tired of being the only virgin
01:09:00in the sophomore class at Manchester
01:09:02are you telling me that everyone in the sophomore
01:09:05what class has done it?
01:09:07well it sure feels like it
01:09:09I don't know
01:09:12do you ever feel like you're at war with yourself?
01:09:16constantly
01:09:16I mean there's one side of me
01:09:19that wants you to throw me down right here and rip my clothes off
01:09:22and then there's this other side of me that thinks I should wait till I'm married
01:09:27which side should I choose to best on?
01:09:31you really want me to answer that?
01:09:32be my friend
01:09:34listen Danielle
01:09:36I know exactly what you're going through
01:09:39we all have two sides
01:09:40I struggle with my dark side every day
01:09:42that was the old me
01:09:43believe it or not
01:09:46believe it or not I have you to thank
01:09:46but
01:09:47you showed me that it was okay to be a decent person
01:09:50how dark was your past?
01:09:54pitch black
01:09:55I'm thinking
01:09:59I think I'm falling in love with you
01:10:03but I'm afraid to take the chance to get hurt
01:10:06I'm afraid of getting hurt too
01:10:08listen let's make a pact
01:10:11and take it slow
01:10:12and we won't hurt each other
01:10:14God we sound like a cancel television series
01:10:18you don't have to do this
01:10:29I want to
01:10:31hello?
01:10:38hi daddy
01:10:39yeah I know I'm running late
01:10:41tell Aunt Gloria we can still make the two o'clock mess
01:10:43yeah I'll call you when I get there
01:10:45I love you too
01:10:47you gotta go?
01:10:51sorry
01:10:51it's okay
01:10:52call me later?
01:10:53sure
01:10:53okay
01:10:54doodle
01:10:58bye bye
01:10:59oh
01:11:02oh
01:11:03oh
01:11:05here's something you might like
01:11:20Dolce
01:11:21how 98 of you
01:11:22do you carry any real fur?
01:11:24no
01:11:25all of our fur is full
01:11:26of course
01:11:27the animals
01:11:28how silly of me
01:11:29I figured you'd be here
01:11:32what's up?
01:11:34it's about Sebastian
01:11:34don't give me the dirt
01:11:36your stepbrother
01:11:38is quite the checkered past
01:11:39I mean
01:11:40the fact he was able to pay off
01:11:41that overnight delivery guy
01:11:42and switch his school file
01:11:44that's impressive
01:11:45even by my standards
01:11:46and that's just the tip of the iceberg
01:11:48well done
01:11:49cash or jack
01:11:51I'll be there in an hour
01:12:05sounds great
01:12:06new James Van Der Beek films
01:12:08playing in town
01:12:08perfect
01:12:09you sure your dad won't mind?
01:12:11no he's out of town for the night
01:12:12it's just me and Mr. Whiskers
01:12:14Mr. Whiskers?
01:12:16my pussy's silly
01:12:17oh
01:12:18okay well I'll see you soon
01:12:21all right
01:12:21bye
01:12:22the school virgin's at home alone
01:12:26with her pussy
01:12:26and I'm taking her to see Dawson
01:12:27god I've become a total fag
01:12:30I guess I misjudged you
01:12:37what are you talking about?
01:12:43how'd you get this?
01:12:45I have my ways
01:12:46Catherine I'm trying to start over you
01:12:48oh blah blah blah blah
01:12:50please
01:12:51spare me any sob stories
01:12:53oh dear
01:12:56I guess something like this
01:12:57could destroy your squeaky clean reputation
01:12:59at Manchester
01:13:00when that school psychologist
01:13:02report about your mom
01:13:03it's too bad
01:13:04but how will she pay for rehab
01:13:07when I tell my mommy
01:13:07where some of her money's going?
01:13:09you're playing with fire Catherine
01:13:10poor Sebastian's mom
01:13:11is going to be homeless
01:13:12and eating leftovers
01:13:13out of the garbage
01:13:14you don't know what I'm capable of
01:13:16yes I do
01:13:17I read your file
01:13:19it turns me on
01:13:22fuck off
01:13:24going to see Danielle?
01:13:26leave her out of it
01:13:27looks like we've hit a sensitive spot
01:13:32do you really think you can change Sebastian?
01:13:36face it
01:13:37you and I are two of a kind
01:13:40we're just not cut out for good deeds
01:13:43I know the drill
01:13:46you'll date Danielle
01:13:48probably sleep with her after
01:13:50what?
01:13:51I think eight months
01:13:52and then you'll get bored
01:13:55and you'll break her heart
01:13:56why don't you just spare her the pain?
01:14:00do what?
01:14:01date you?
01:14:02we could make a good team
01:14:04what do you plan on doing
01:14:08with my file?
01:14:10do I send some merger in the air?
01:14:12perhaps
01:14:12I do realize you're my step-sister
01:14:17you know what they say about incest
01:14:20is there any line you won't cross?
01:14:27only one?
01:14:29never in the butt
01:14:30it's a good line
01:14:32but Brady's never had it so good
01:14:37I'll do this
01:14:49I'll never get pants off
01:14:51I gotta go
01:14:53you fucking pussy
01:14:54I gotta get out of this house
01:14:56what is this about Danielle?
01:14:57you don't understand Catherine
01:15:00I love her
01:15:01you have a funny way of showing it
01:15:03fuck you
01:15:03I'm not gonna let you corrupt me
01:15:04don't you see
01:15:05you can't change
01:15:06I can try
01:15:08we're gonna die trying
01:15:11hello?
01:15:25hello Danielle
01:15:25Danielle
01:15:36Danielle
01:15:38Danielle
01:15:42Danielle
01:15:45Danielle
01:15:45it's the best
01:15:50when you're soaking
01:15:51we have to talk
01:15:52come inside
01:15:53before you can have something alone now
01:15:54thanks
01:16:02what's wrong?
01:16:07I don't know
01:16:07it's
01:16:08well it's okay
01:16:10you can talk to me
01:16:11go slow
01:16:12it's just
01:16:15I feel like I'm losing it
01:16:18you know
01:16:19I gotta get out of New York
01:16:19I gotta get out of school
01:16:20it's Catherine
01:16:21isn't it?
01:16:23I don't think I can beat her
01:16:24Sebastian
01:16:26do you believe in a higher power?
01:16:29yeah
01:16:29do you believe that love conquers all?
01:16:33yes
01:16:33do you believe in our love?
01:16:36yeah
01:16:36it's the only thing keeping me together
01:16:37so you believe in our love?
01:16:39yes
01:16:40I believe in our love
01:16:41because I sure as hell don't
01:16:43what?
01:16:49fucking idiot
01:16:50bravo
01:16:54I told you I could do it
01:16:57she never doubted you
01:16:59but
01:17:07don't tell me about that virgin bullshit
01:17:10no
01:17:11I saw you
01:17:12you were with your dad
01:17:13what he doesn't know
01:17:14can't hurt him
01:17:15I am the headmaster's daughter
01:17:17daddy's little angel
01:17:19must keep up appearances
01:17:20he's such a baby
01:17:25you didn't really think
01:17:26you were gonna win
01:17:27did you?
01:17:28you're welcome to join us
01:17:29huh?
01:17:30you know what they say
01:17:31two's company
01:17:33three's a fuckload of fun
01:17:35well if you can't beat him
01:17:43who says you can't beat him?
01:17:50share and share alike
01:18:07just an ordinary day
01:18:18a bit of sun's a cloud
01:18:21to make me a chance of a rain
01:18:23now you have something to write about
01:18:24Danielle
01:18:25very pretty I spent time
01:18:30and up there with the same song
01:18:32that I'll never even try to describe
01:18:35here's out
01:18:37are you okay?
01:18:51I'm fine
01:18:51oh you really should try to be more careful
01:18:55thank you
01:18:56oh my bike
01:18:58can we offer you a ride home?
01:19:00sorry my mom said I'm not allowed to take rides from strangers
01:19:03oh it's you
01:19:05I was just going to Danielle's house
01:19:07I'll take care of the bike
01:19:11oh my god thank you so much
01:19:17I owe you here too
01:19:18no problem
01:19:19it's Debbie
01:19:23no sherry
01:19:25you know Debbie
01:19:27has anyone ever told you you could be a model?
01:19:30really?
01:19:30yeah
01:19:31yeah
01:19:31it's too bad you're not sexy
01:19:33well I can be sexy
01:19:34really?
01:19:35uh-huh
01:19:35alright
01:19:37show me sexy
01:19:38Mary
01:19:43well that's my special place
01:19:50holy shit
01:19:51girl I always wanted just a chance
01:19:54together we can make it higher
01:19:57together
01:19:58together
01:19:59together
01:20:00together
01:20:00together
01:20:01together
01:20:01together
01:20:01we can make it accessible
01:20:03oh
01:20:04oh
01:20:05oh
01:20:06oh
01:20:08oh
01:20:09oh
01:20:10oh
01:20:11oh
01:20:12oh
01:20:13oh
01:20:14oh
01:20:15oh
01:20:16oh
01:20:17walk in slowly now
01:20:26I will show you just now
01:20:28there are times that you all are connected
01:20:32there's no time to waste
01:20:36that you can't hesitate
01:20:37there are times when it's always reflected
01:20:41it's the last good time
01:20:46it's the last good time
01:20:50it's the last good time
01:20:55it's the last good time
01:21:00goodbye
01:21:03goodbye
01:21:04goodbye
01:21:05goodbye
01:21:06goodbye
01:21:08goodbye
01:21:09goodbye
01:21:10Take a walk with me
01:21:13There's some things that can be
01:21:16And it won't be what you expected
01:21:19There's no time no more
01:21:23Don't you open the door
01:21:25Because things are just what he's reacting
01:21:28It's the last good time
01:21:33And you're going to know
01:21:35It's the last good time
01:21:37Yes, you think that it's so
01:21:39It's the last good time
01:21:42That you're going to know
01:21:44It's the last good time
01:21:47Yes, you think that it's so
01:21:49Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:21:52Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:09It's the last good time
01:22:24It's the last good time
01:22:38Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:52Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:22:57Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:02Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:07Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:11Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:14Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
01:23:16You
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