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00:00Oh, yeah, man. Show up for any dude who's that brave.
00:03What do you mean?
00:06I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
00:09I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
00:13Hey, here's me.
00:15Russia is not safe for folks like that.
00:19Fucking balls of steel, man.
00:21Yep.
00:30Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
00:36Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
00:39What has happened to Scott Hunter?
00:4170 points last season.
00:43Yes, and we're six games into this season.
00:45A season he, he called, need to win.
00:48Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
00:53He's in a fog. His passes aren't connecting. He's barely skating.
00:57I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
00:59And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
01:03What?
01:04What?
01:04What?
01:04I'm not sure if he's been announced as changing.
01:09I'm sorry.
01:10Who laughed in your mind?
01:13I'm sorry.
01:16I'm fine.
01:17I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:23I'm sorry.
01:24Don't you worry, then, when the young days
01:29or something you need when I leave you
01:35I'll just see you in here.
01:38Um...
01:39I am very sorry about that.
01:46Hopefully not a big deal.
01:48How may I help you?
01:49Uh, what's good?
01:54Just a bunch of very decent smoothies
01:56with deeply stupid names.
01:59Any allergies?
01:59No, no, no, I'm easy.
02:00Okay.
02:02I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
02:04Oh, you mean Blue Moon Over Brooklyn?
02:06Yeah, yeah, that's it.
02:08But what?
02:09Oh, um, nothing.
02:11Just when I make it for myself in the morning,
02:13I add a banana.
02:15Oh, so you're kind of wild.
02:17I mean, it wouldn't be the first time
02:19somebody's told me that.
02:22Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
02:24Yeah?
02:24Blueberry with a banana.
02:26I'd take that, if it's okay to order off-menu.
02:29Kip.
02:30I mean, technically it was my idea, so...
02:33I think we can get away with it this time.
02:35Oh, you weren't kidding.
02:38It's really good.
02:39Oh, yeah.
02:40The banana makes a big difference, I think.
02:44I don't know.
02:45Guess it must.
02:45Here.
02:46Thanks.
02:47Um, that's...
02:49Wait.
02:50Wait.
02:51Wait.
02:52Wait.
02:53Wait.
02:54Wait.
02:55Wait.
02:56Wait.
02:57Wait.
02:58Wait.
03:09Who's the last day?
03:10I'm...
03:11Karen.
03:12Um, that's way too much.
03:12It's for you.
03:13It's a great smoothie.
03:14Thanks again, Kip.
03:14It's for you.
03:15It's a great smoothie.
03:15Thanks again, Kip.
03:17Way too much.
03:18It's for you.
03:20It's a great smoothie.
03:22Thanks again, Kip.
03:28A girl.
03:30Holy shit.
03:35Was that Scott Hunter?
03:36Was that what?
03:38Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
03:41A girl.
03:43Clock winding down in the second period.
03:452-1 for Anaheim.
03:46We have girls.
03:48And this is what we're watching?
03:51We barely get to see you because you're always working,
03:53but at least when we do, we get to watch...
03:55What is this?
03:57Let me check my name.
03:58Hockey?
03:58Shut up, Sean.
03:59I have to turn it off.
04:00No, no, no, please keep it on.
04:02Huh?
04:02Thank you, Kyle.
04:04Thank you, Kyle.
04:05Thank you, Kyle.
04:06You're welcome.
04:08Twice.
04:09He said tip.
04:10Like, he used your actual name twice.
04:12Maria, that is setting the bar so low.
04:14And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
04:16It almost sounded hot.
04:17Okay, that's not fair.
04:18Not hot.
04:19Just normal.
04:20Okay.
04:21I'll listen to it.
04:22Fuck both of you, okay?
04:23Kip is short for Christopher.
04:24It's not that weird.
04:25It's short for Christopher.
04:27And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
04:29Oh, my God.
04:30Why are we talking about my dumb name?
04:32He said it.
04:32He said it.
04:34Another round?
04:36Thank you, Kyle.
04:37Thank you, Kyle.
04:40And you?
04:44Look, look, look.
04:45He's on the TV right now.
04:46Sean, look right now.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:48Okay.
04:48Okay.
04:54Oh, wow.
04:55Right?
04:56He knows your name.
04:58Yeah.
04:59I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
05:01Shut the fuck up.
05:01He literally is gay.
05:02Jesus Christ.
05:03He scored a hat trick last night.
05:09Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
05:12I just didn't realize that...
05:14We literally watched the game, Kip.
05:21Nice to see you again, Kip.
05:23Nice to see you again, Scott.
05:27You're Scott Hunter, right?
05:28I am.
05:29This is awesome.
05:30I mean, wow, you had a night last night.
05:33Oh, did you watch?
05:34I did, yeah.
05:34I don't usually.
05:36Sorry, that sounds rude.
05:38I'm...
05:38No, I got it.
05:39Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
05:42It was amazing.
05:43He's a huge fan.
05:44But, yeah, I watched last night.
05:47Wow.
05:48Um, yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to
05:54perfect it.
05:55Okay.
05:56So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
06:00Anything you'd like different?
06:02Nothing at all.
06:05Damn.
06:07You really can't keep doing this.
06:09I really can.
06:11Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
06:18Dude.
06:19Girl.
06:20Was that?
06:20Yes, I fucking was.
06:29Sorry I'm late.
06:30No outside food or drink.
06:32Fuck off, Kyle.
06:36And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
06:40and it's low-key making me crazy.
06:42Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
06:45Because I am not looking for a date.
06:46Yes.
06:47I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
06:49Could you please listen to me?
06:51Kyle, remote.
06:57Extra shrimp.
07:02New York with control of the bucket list.
07:04Now I'm fully listening.
07:05What are you doing?
07:06Just putting the game on.
07:07Elena.
07:08What?
07:08It's a sports bar.
07:09Let's watch sport.
07:11Am I being crazy?
07:13What does Maria say?
07:14She says he's funny.
07:15Me too.
07:15Well, she is much smarter than you.
07:17And probably this idiot.
07:20He's not an idiot.
07:23Jesus.
07:25Brian.
07:26When's his next home game?
07:29Come on.
07:29If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
07:32I don't plan my shifts.
07:33I just gobble up as many as I can.
07:36Saturday.
07:37They play at home again on Saturday.
07:39Are you working?
07:43Fuck.
07:44No.
07:45Fix that.
07:54Yeah.
07:55Hey.
07:57I didn't know if you, uh...
07:59It's nice to see you.
08:05Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
08:07Extra banana.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Yeah.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:11Yeah.
08:12Yeah.
08:12Yeah.
08:13Yeah.
08:13This one's on the house.
08:16Oh, come on.
08:17It's above my pay grade.
08:18Management heard you came in.
08:20And no, you may not tip me.
08:22And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
08:26Okay.
08:27Um, may I drink this here?
08:32Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
08:35Yeah.
08:35You totally may.
08:36I don't know, I'm not...
08:36And no, I'm so sorry.
08:37Oh, I can.
08:38Yeah.
08:39I don't know you.
08:40I can't see you...
08:41I don't know you.
08:42I don't know you.
08:43I can't see you...
08:43I don't know you.
08:44I don't know you.
08:53You're not worried about breaking your routine?
09:13No, I'm not actually that obsessive.
09:17Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
09:19I took a quiz.
09:20I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
09:23What's a spree killer?
09:25Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
09:28But isn't a serial killer someone who kills multiple people, minimum three, but over a period of time, not all at once.
09:38How do you know that?
09:40I read a lot of murder books.
09:43And, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive, which is a relief.
09:52Well, I've read some things about athletes.
09:55Okay.
09:55Before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
09:57And, yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
10:02Yes, maybe.
10:03But, no, not me.
10:05No, I swear.
10:06Barely had two concussions.
10:07Okay, so, what, no left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
10:14Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
10:16But that's not CTE stuff, that's just science.
10:18And science only really matters during the playoffs.
10:21Oh, okay, that's super comforting.
10:23Listen, I know you're more of an art guy, so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science.
10:28And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
10:31I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
10:34Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
10:51I have two seats, no one's taken them, so, I mean, if you want.
10:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:58Yeah, yeah, I want.
11:01Fuck, man, that's crazy, thank you.
11:03Super happy to do it.
11:06You sure?
11:09I'm sure.
11:14These are better than my company seats.
11:16I get it.
11:16These are really good seats.
11:18Well, yeah, they're his.
11:22You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
11:25What are you talking about?
11:26Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
11:28Oh, my God, shut up, Elena.
11:31Oh, wow.
11:33That wasn't, that wasn't to me.
11:35That was.
11:35He just nodded at you.
11:37No, there's no proof of that.
11:39Come on, boys.
11:45Wait back, for fuck's sake.
11:46Okay.
11:47Good job, I love you.
11:57I love you.
11:58I love you.
11:59I love you.
12:00Good job.
12:01I love you.
12:03Hey, Hunter.
12:04Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
12:07It's better for you, huh?
12:09Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
12:11All right, it's more fun if you're there.
12:16Hey, thanks.
12:22Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
12:27Cheap.
12:29True.
12:29It's starting to sound like him.
12:35I'm sorry, what?
12:39You fucking heard me, Hollander.
12:41What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
12:42Well, there's something you really don't expect to see,
12:45especially after the final whistle,
12:47and especially from Hollander and Hunter,
12:49a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal road trip to the Atlas.
12:53I'm going to hit the sack.
12:59Yeah, there you go, handsome.
13:01All right, have a good day off.
13:03It's not a day off.
13:04I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
13:05Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once,
13:08so I'm just happy for you.
13:10It's only nice, you know.
13:12I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo.
13:16You know?
13:17You didn't get that scholarship anyway, so...
13:19Please, please, no jinxing me.
13:20No way, no way.
13:22Good night.
13:23Night, Dad. Love you.
13:24Love you, Dad.
13:30Motherfucker.
13:36What's happening to you?
13:38Uh, what's your problem?
13:39I can't find my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
13:43Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet,
13:45so why are you freaking out?
13:47Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
13:49Yeah, I'm fine.
13:50I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
13:53Yes, and I get it, but you're not gonna fuck it up,
13:56because you're amazing, and it's gonna be great.
13:58I love you.
14:00Yeah, you too.
14:01Yes, buddy.
14:01I'm so sorry about that.
14:18I'm really sorry.
14:20Oh, you're a mess.
14:21It's okay.
14:21It's not my only talks.
14:24New York used to have professional waiters.
14:26Now it's all just models.
14:27You can't carry a train.
14:28It's, uh, it's really okay.
14:30I'm so sorry again.
14:32Oh, bunny.
14:34Babe, I don't know what that was.
14:37I know, I'm a complete fuck-up, and I'm sorry.
14:40You're not a complete fuck-up.
14:41This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
14:44Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
14:46No one is firing you.
14:48Just calm down and get your shit together, okay?
14:52Okay.
14:52I know you need the money, baby.
14:54Okay?
14:55Okay?
14:55Deep breath.
14:56Inhale.
14:59Exhale.
15:02You think you can handle quiche?
15:03They're dry.
15:20Hey.
15:21Hey.
15:21I am so sorry about earlier.
15:24That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
15:27I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
15:29No, I'm the idiot.
15:30You're just a normal, hungry person at a fundraiser.
15:32And that woman did seem horrible.
15:34Full disclosure, I hate this food.
15:36Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
15:40I'm sorry.
15:42I have to...
15:42Do you like Mexican food?
15:44Yeah.
15:45Of course.
15:46I'm not a serial killer.
15:47Or even a spree killer.
15:49You sure?
15:50Yeah.
15:51Who has the time?
15:51Do you have the time to grab a bite with me, like, when this thing is over?
15:57Tonight?
15:58Yeah.
15:59With you?
16:01Uh, wow.
16:02Um...
16:03Yeah.
16:03Yeah, okay.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Yeah.
16:06Because there's, uh, there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late,
16:09and...
16:10Okay.
16:10Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
16:12Not even a little.
16:13Mm-hmm.
16:35Hi.
16:36that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
16:56how would you feel about ordering in
16:57holy shit
17:14oh my god
17:27i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
17:45do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
17:53oh
18:03oh
18:07oh
18:11oh
18:13oh
18:17oh
18:19oh
18:23did i wake you
18:33oh
18:34okay i meant to surprise you and i was gonna go out and get stuff but i looked in your fridge
18:38and you basically had all the ingredients and i know i shouldn't be snooping around but i didn't
18:43have to do that much snooping you were very organized and i thought since i'm not working
18:47i'm not working today but you still have your game that you probably still want you
18:51can i fuck you
19:02absolutely
19:04absolutely
19:05so
19:19i should probably go
19:21i should probably go
19:22i should probably go
19:23i should probably go
19:28um what if you didn't
19:31go
19:32like ever
19:33fuck
19:34fuck all that serial killer talk was you warning me wasn't it
19:42okay
19:43um
19:45i'm uh
19:49i'm gonna say a bunch of things okay
19:54and
19:55i know i'm too intense everyone tells me that but i just i can't help it
19:59is it okay can i be too intense
20:03yeah
20:04yeah
20:05yeah
20:06yeah i um
20:08i never do this
20:11never brought anyone back here like ever
20:16um
20:18yeah my life is uh is complicated
20:21yeah i i get that
20:24i get that
20:29and i can't um
20:34come out like
20:37not not right now
20:40too many people depend on me for too much and it would just it would fuck everything up
20:45and so i just thought i would um i don't know
20:50wait i guess
20:51wait till
20:55hockey was over
20:56and
20:57and maybe i could fade away better
21:03but uh yeah
21:07you
21:08it's just uh
21:12i want you so bad
21:16so bad
21:18and i know that you barely know me so why would you even consider me
21:20something this
21:21this is probably fucked up like i i know i'm fucked up i get it i'm i'm not pretending i'm not
21:27but i really really like you
21:30and i want you to stay
21:34so i'm i'm asking for what i want
21:38i want you to be here when i get back from practice later
21:41i want you to be here when i get back from practice later
21:45and i uh i want you to be here when i come home from my game tonight
21:51i um
21:53i want you more than i've wanted anything in a long time
21:55is uh is uh is that too much
22:05you can say it if it is uh
22:07do you say something though
22:10well
22:11i think i'd love to be here when you get back
22:13I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
22:38And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
22:46Really?
22:47Yeah, really.
22:49Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
22:57Hey.
22:58How was practice?
23:08I don't know, like a few days ago?
23:10Yes, I sent in the applications.
23:12Yes, and even to be you.
23:14And yes, I know we hate Boston.
23:17With Elena, Dad.
23:18I'm staying with Elena.
23:20So I don't have to schlep to work.
23:21I get to sleep in the next shower.
23:24Fuck yes!
23:26Nothing, Dad.
23:27I'm just watching the game.
23:29Yes, with Elena.
23:30Oh, my God.
23:41Where has she even been?
23:43Oh, please.
23:44I saw you three days ago.
23:45Single since forever.
23:46Overworked like she has two wicked steps.
23:48Which is then, she gets a man and vanishes.
23:51What a cliche.
23:52I don't have a man.
23:53Hey, kid.
23:54Keep the boyfriend on TV at all times.
23:56I'm in Kyle.
23:57Oh, my God, guys.
23:58He's a customer.
23:59He's not my boyfriend.
24:00I don't have a fucking boyfriend.
24:02Oh.
24:03Oh.
24:04Oh.
24:05Oh.
24:11Oh.
24:14Hiya.
24:21Morning, Scott.
24:22Morning, Kyle.
24:23Morning, Kyle.
24:24The usual, please.
24:25Yeah.
24:28Extra banana.
24:32Not sure what I'm gonna do without these on my road trip.
24:35I'm pretty sure they have smoothies in other cities.
24:37Not like these, they don't.
24:42Do you really think this is a secret?
24:44What's a secret?
24:46Nothing's happening.
24:47He's just flirting with me or whatever.
24:49He's straight, I think.
24:51Girl.
24:53There's pasta salad in the fridge.
24:54Chicken, no feta.
24:55Oh, yeah?
24:56Where?
24:57For me.
24:58I made it.
24:59You dead?
25:00I'm not just a pretty face.
25:02Oh, but you're a very pretty face.
25:03What's that?
25:04It's an artist I love.
25:05He has a new shot.
25:06Oh, cool.
25:07Mm-hmm.
25:08I should buy some art.
25:09What?
25:10Hey, I'm not just a pretty face either.
25:11No, no, no, no.
25:12You're also a very, very hot body.
25:13Oh, my God.
25:14Oh, my God.
25:15Oh, my God.
25:16Oh, my God.
25:17I'm not sure.
25:18Oh, my God.
25:19Oh, my God.
25:20Oh, my God.
25:21Oh, my God.
25:22Oh, my God.
25:23It's a bit of a heavy cart.
25:25It's a bit heavy cart.
25:27I'm not sure.
25:28You don't have to do this.
25:29I'm not sure.
25:30What's that?
25:32It's an artist I love.
25:33He has a new shot.
25:34Oh, cool.
25:35Mm-hmm.
25:36I should buy some art.
25:37You don't have to do this that's cool
25:55This would look great in the living room
26:07Not on the fireplace wall but on the way to the bedroom
26:11I think it would
26:12Shh
26:12Sorry, sorry I just
26:17It's okay
26:17Maybe we should
26:20Amazing isn't it?
26:23Yeah, it's beautiful
26:24So are you two just browsing or shopping to buy?
26:30Oh, I think we're, yeah, I think we're just browsing right now
26:33Yeah, thank you
26:34Excuse me
26:35Sorry, he's not feeling well
26:40No problem
26:41I'm, uh, I'm really sorry
26:54I thought I could do that
26:57I really thought I could
26:58I wanted to, I just
27:00It's okay
27:00No, it's done
27:02I know what's up
27:05Come here
27:06Come here
27:07These road trips are just killing me
27:35I mean, it's brutal
27:37I think I'm cursed
27:38Cursed?
27:40Like scary old lady
27:42Cursed?
27:42I know, I know it's dumb
27:44But I'm not the only one who's superstitious
27:46Would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy?
27:51Maybe, probably
27:53Well, what if I filled you in on all the juicy details
27:56Like, like how he blended them
27:58Ooh, what if I actually was a scary old lady?
28:01Or what if you always kind of had one with you?
28:04What do you mean?
28:06Oh
28:06Here
28:08Okay
28:11Okay, I know it's dumb
28:15I know it's dumb
28:15But I saw them in a bodega
28:17And I thought they looked like your smoothie
28:18I love them
28:25Yeah?
28:26I love them so much
28:28Can I fuck you?
28:37Absolutely
28:37Fuck yes
28:56That's two tonight
28:58If you say it out loud
28:59It's the curse broken
29:01Hunter hasn't scored twice in an away game since last season
29:04What?
29:11Say it out loud
29:12Say what?
29:17Okay
29:17It's not
29:18It's
29:20What?
29:23Okay
29:23Here's what I know
29:25Helena
29:25Shut up
29:26You're in love with him
29:27I'm not in love with him
29:29You are
29:30Have you at least told your dad?
29:37For how long now?
29:39A little over two months
29:40Oh, baby
29:42Helena, okay
29:43You can't tell
29:44If anyone finds out that it's
29:46That it's Scott
29:47Obviously, I'm not going to tell anyone
29:50But Kip
29:51He can't come out right now, okay?
29:52He really wants to
29:53It's amazing
29:56He's amazing
29:57And I've never been happier
29:59Honestly
30:01What's the plan, babe?
30:08I don't know
30:09I don't know
30:09What does your dad think?
30:13That I'm
30:14Fucking some married guy, probably
30:16I kind of wish you were
30:18Just don't say that
30:20Please
30:21Just
30:21Please be happy for me
30:23I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
30:28I am going to be super well behaved for you
30:30I only care that you're handsome
30:32You bitch
30:33Scott's going to be there tomorrow night, too
30:38Oh, I know
30:38And you better be ready for me
30:41I
30:44I can't show you to be a doctor
30:46You're welcome
30:47But the
30:48See, напротив
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31:10hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
31:20call them more you know i miss you miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
31:26appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner this week
31:32i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain in my ass but
31:38well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time yeah well
31:44barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to talk like
31:49that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in the mail
31:57i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay don't worry about that
32:05okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not gonna keep you
32:10i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad there i said it oh my god
32:18sorry it's such a struggle okay okay bye bye
32:21uh
32:30i i love you
32:42i love you
33:13Stop it.
33:21Stop what?
33:25He's here.
33:25You need to chill out.
33:29My God.
33:31Can I have some of yours?
33:33Yeah.
33:34Thanks.
33:38Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
33:40I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
33:42Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
33:45What changed?
33:47You mean a nice girl or something?
33:49I think we just found a group of the team.
33:53Excuse me, gentlemen.
33:54I think I spotted an old friend.
33:56No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
33:58You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
34:01Your mom especially.
34:02She would have just been thrilled.
34:04Thanks, Tom.
34:06Thanks.
34:07Excuse me.
34:11Hey.
34:12Okay?
34:13Yeah.
34:14Yeah.
34:14I should be used to it.
34:22Kim, right?
34:25Christopher.
34:26When he's all dressed up.
34:27I'm Elena.
34:28Nice to meet you, Elena.
34:29I'm Scott.
34:30Pleasure, Scott.
34:31You look beautiful.
34:33You both do.
34:35Oh, sorry.
34:37Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
34:38Okay, if I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
34:47Yes, of course.
34:48Great.
34:49Another beer, Scott?
34:50That'd be lovely.
34:57Are you enjoying the evening?
34:59I am.
35:00Are you?
35:02Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
35:08Touched this perfectly.
35:10Thanks.
35:11And thanks.
35:12I mean, you didn't have to.
35:14I wanted to.
35:19Okay.
35:22Elena knows.
35:24I'm sorry.
35:26Yeah.
35:27I kind of got that.
35:29It's okay.
35:30She's discreet, right?
35:32Yeah, totally.
35:33Totally.
35:33I just...
35:34She kind of figured it out, and I guess I had to tell someone.
35:38It's okay.
35:40Really.
35:41Okay.
35:45This is so weird.
35:48Yeah.
35:49We should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
35:51Not before you dance with me.
35:53Pardon?
35:54I want to dance.
35:56Elena's a killer.
35:58How could I possibly say no?
36:00So, what are your intentions with my kid?
36:08I'm serious.
36:10He's crazy about you.
36:12I'm crazy about him, too.
36:13I really am.
36:15He's also miserable.
36:17Are you miserable, too?
36:21No.
36:24Wait.
36:25What do you mean?
36:26Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
36:28He's not.
36:29He is.
36:32Eyes on me, handsome.
36:35I'm doing my best.
36:37I...
36:38I love him.
36:39I just can't do better right now.
36:41I...
36:42I've been honest.
36:44I know.
36:45And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
36:50But it's killing him.
36:51I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
36:59I'm really not.
37:00And you seem great.
37:02But he's great, too.
37:08He deserves the best.
37:11He deserves sunshine.
37:13And so do you.
37:33It's my birthday on Sunday.
37:35I know.
37:36I've already got the key to her lined up.
37:39Surf and turf.
37:40Because we're not choosing.
37:41You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
37:46It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
37:49Mm-hmm.
37:50A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
37:54It's not even really a party.
37:55It's just hanging out or whatever.
37:57Right.
37:58It's a, it's a gay bar.
38:01But it's not a club.
38:03It's just a bar.
38:04It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
38:06It's a tip.
38:07And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
38:12As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
38:14I mean, Maria knows.
38:15My friend Sean knows.
38:17They know that you buy smoothies from me.
38:24I can't.
38:27I can't do that.
38:28I, I wish I could.
38:32I, I, I want to.
38:35I want to tell everyone.
38:38I want people to know you're mine.
38:40That I love you.
38:43I love you too.
38:45Soon, maybe.
38:49I mean, in a few years.
38:55I know, I know how it sounds.
38:57But it, it'll go by quickly.
38:59I promise.
39:00And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
39:04I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
39:12And I know that they're your family and that you feel responsible for them.
39:17And I get that, Scott.
39:18I, I really, really get that.
39:21But I, I have a family too.
39:25And I keep lying to them and I don't want to.
39:32And I miss them.
39:33I, I miss my dad.
39:37Sorry, that's not what I meant.
39:39It's okay.
39:39I know what you meant.
39:40I'm gonna go home tonight.
39:49I need to.
40:19Thank you for coming.
40:21For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
40:26But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
40:33My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
40:36And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
40:42Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
40:46Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas scholarships existed.
40:52I didn't have anybody else to help me.
40:56Had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
41:03St. Thomas filled it with hope.
41:06The hope of a new family.
41:09Things, things weren't always easy.
41:11You know, they never are for anybody.
41:13But, in hockey, I found what I was missing.
41:18First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
41:22And I never looked back, because I never had to.
41:30The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
41:34Hockey gave it to me.
41:39And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
41:43So, from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
41:47And for supporting this cause, because it's not just a scholarship.
41:51It's, it's everything that comes with it.
41:54It's a whole world.
41:55A whole life.
41:56It's, uh...
41:58It's everything.
42:18Yeah.
42:20Hey, Dad.
42:22Hey, buddy, the prodigal son returned home.
42:24Look, I got some mail here for a certain someone,
42:28and it's pretty heavy.
42:30I don't want to...
42:32Hey.
42:38Hey.
42:40My boy.
42:42Come here. What's up?
42:44Oh.
42:46Hey.
42:47I'm sorry.
42:49You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
42:51Ooh.
42:53Ooh.
42:55Ooh.
42:59Here we go.
43:01Oh, there you go.
43:03Wow.
43:05Here's a pretty funny thing, and a bullfucker ride.
43:07Congrats.
43:09Oh.
43:11Yay.
43:13Hey.
43:15Good dress, man.
43:29Good dress, man.
43:31It's a gold medal fucking game.
43:33Yeah.
43:35Yeah, totally.
43:37Hey.
43:39Good dress, man.
43:41Good dress, man.
43:43It's a gold medal fucking game.
43:45Yeah.
43:46Yeah, totally.
43:47Good dress.
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