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00:01:29Maybe next year. Things calmed down at work a little.
00:01:32That's what you said last year.
00:01:40You want to rip some lotion on my back?
00:01:43Maybe later. I don't want to get all these papers greasy.
00:01:51Alan, we have to be consistent.
00:01:53Successive approximations to the goal, remember?
00:01:56God, that language just turns me on.
00:01:58Okay, if you don't want to do it.
00:02:00No, I do. I do want to do it. It's just that book, you know?
00:02:04It just zaps all the spontaneity.
00:02:07The point is to get the spontaneity back.
00:02:11Obviously, we're not there yet.
00:02:16Look, I want this as much as you do.
00:02:20I want to get things back.
00:02:22No, I don't want to get things back.
00:02:24I want to make it better. Better than it's ever been.
00:02:28Okay.
00:02:31So?
00:02:34Let's get to work.
00:02:37Excuse me, where did you get that?
00:02:39This guy I work with at the museum gave it to me.
00:02:42We haven't gotten stoned since college.
00:02:45Mm-hmm.
00:02:47And it was the best sex we ever had.
00:02:49What about the kids?
00:02:50They're sound asleep.
00:02:51Don't answer that.
00:03:04It might be my morning meeting.
00:03:06Good morning meeting.
00:03:13Hello?
00:03:17Sure, hold on.
00:03:19It's for you.
00:03:20You want me to take a message?
00:03:21I better see who it is.
00:03:25Here she is.
00:03:29Hello.
00:03:31Oh, hi.
00:03:33Oh, no, that's okay.
00:03:36Yeah, I have the keys. Why?
00:03:37Marnie, you know, we're sure gonna miss you.
00:03:45Here you go.
00:03:47Oh, Alan.
00:03:49Marnie and I were just calculating your chances of beating me out of this VP slot.
00:03:53What do you think? Slim or none?
00:03:55With your warmth and charm, none.
00:03:58Yeah.
00:03:59Not to mention the quarter I just had.
00:04:01Bottom line says it all, pal.
00:04:06Oh, excuse me.
00:04:09Gee, I'm gonna miss Neil.
00:04:13I really will miss you.
00:04:22That's not exactly what I meant.
00:04:24You got the wrong impression.
00:04:29Listen.
00:04:31Wendy and I have been married for 12 years.
00:04:33You've been flirting with me all week.
00:04:36That's not exactly.
00:04:38I find you very attractive.
00:04:41So,
00:04:43do you want to come home with me?
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:54Hey, wake up.
00:05:10You're home.
00:05:12What time is it?
00:05:13It's late.
00:05:15Sorry.
00:05:17We need to talk.
00:05:18What's wrong?
00:05:22I lied to you.
00:05:24There was no business dinner.
00:05:29You remember that Tempo's telling you about Marnie?
00:05:33Verna's replacement.
00:05:34I was at her apartment tonight.
00:05:43Just tell me.
00:05:45It was like I was someone else.
00:05:48She kissed me.
00:05:51We kissed.
00:05:53We kissed.
00:05:55It was wonderful.
00:05:57I'd be lying if I said it wasn't.
00:06:02Then it all just hit me.
00:06:03It was like you and Brooke and Daniel and the house and our whole lives together.
00:06:11It's like you're all in the room with me.
00:06:13And you made me realize what I was doing.
00:06:17I left.
00:06:23I left.
00:06:26I've just been driving around.
00:06:30Like to...
00:06:32My point is...
00:06:34Our marriage means more to me than I ever thought.
00:06:37It's everything.
00:06:39And we gotta do something.
00:06:40We gotta... anything.
00:06:42We gotta fix it.
00:06:45I don't wanna lose you.
00:06:47And I don't wanna lose the kids.
00:06:48I couldn't handle that.
00:07:11You're not alone in this, you know.
00:07:13What do you mean?
00:07:26Remember the pancake house?
00:07:28Where we used to take the kids last summer?
00:07:30The waiter there, Ryan.
00:07:33Sandy-haired, mid-twenties.
00:07:36What, you had an affair with him?
00:07:38No.
00:07:40But I thought about it.
00:07:43A lot.
00:07:45Whenever I made love with you, I fantasized about him.
00:07:52Really?
00:07:55Both times?
00:07:57It's not funny, Ellen.
00:08:00I know.
00:08:03Oh.
00:08:05I know.
00:08:06I started going for lunch alone there.
00:08:09Because I wanted them all to myself.
00:08:12That's not the way it should be.
00:08:15I don't want parts of my life that I can't share with you.
00:08:36You think the car will be okay down here?
00:08:38It will be fine, don't worry.
00:08:40We have not been down here in so long.
00:08:42We got some time to kill before we pick up the kids from school.
00:08:44I thought it would be fun.
00:08:46Well, we should find a thrift store and buy the kids a costume.
00:08:48Ah, what luck.
00:08:50Costumes.
00:08:51Yeah.
00:08:52It's not exactly what I had in mind.
00:08:54Take a chance.
00:08:56Live dangerous.
00:08:58Honey.
00:08:59So what?
00:09:00She hasn't had two kids.
00:09:03What do you suppose this is?
00:09:05I don't know.
00:09:07No.
00:09:08No.
00:09:09No.
00:09:10No.
00:09:11No.
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00:09:21No.
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00:09:23No.
00:09:25No.
00:09:26You just suppose this is?
00:09:30It's a super V-19 auto flagellator.
00:09:33Guaranteed to give you years and years of erotic pleasure.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:43Good, let's go.
00:09:47What did you buy?
00:09:49A swingers magazine?
00:09:52Are you kidding?
00:09:53What, they're all normal people?
00:09:54They're non-pros.
00:09:55Non-pros, they're like us.
00:09:57Oh, can you imagine soliciting total strangers?
00:10:01You're right. I'll take it back.
00:10:03Um, wait, wait.
00:10:06Couldn't hurt to look.
00:10:12Come on, Daniel. Come on.
00:10:14You know that thing we were talking about before you did hide it?
00:10:17I did. Don't worry.
00:10:18Is it my birthday present?
00:10:20You know, I wasn't serious.
00:10:23I have to admit, though, it is an intriguing thought.
00:10:27Because it's my birthday. Two weeks, you know.
00:10:30Huh? Is that a fact?
00:10:31Huh. Completely forgot.
00:10:34Oh, come on. We're down to the T's.
00:10:40We don't have a single prospect here.
00:10:42Keep going.
00:10:45The Travis's.
00:10:48Bill's always undressing you mentally on a tennis court.
00:10:53I like them too much. I don't want to risk their friendship.
00:10:55What do you want to do with people we hate?
00:10:57How could I possibly face her at work the next day?
00:11:00Easy. Just say,
00:11:02Hi, Becky.
00:11:03You were incredible last night.
00:11:08Keep going.
00:11:10Okay.
00:11:11No.
00:11:11No.
00:11:12Oh!
00:11:13The Wakefields!
00:11:15You're kidding. That's everybody?
00:11:24It's everybody.
00:11:26I had the good sense to leave our family members.
00:11:28And, of course, the Bradleys with Neil's winning personality.
00:11:31Oh, well, you two compete in enough areas enough already enough.
00:11:35Well, that's it, then.
00:11:36We don't know a single person we can do it with.
00:11:40And it's too scary calling on strangers.
00:11:43Well, still, it was fun fantasizing.
00:11:49You know, we could make up our own ad.
00:11:54We'd be in total control.
00:11:57We could get a P.O. box, and we could screen all the mail.
00:11:59You can't be serious.
00:12:02I could be.
00:12:05If you are.
00:12:18No, no, we're not using a picture in this ad.
00:12:21Yeah, but we'll need one eventually.
00:12:27Huh.
00:12:28This one.
00:12:30Couldn't you at least find one without the kids?
00:12:32We'll just cut them out.
00:12:35Just like that.
00:12:38Just like that.
00:12:41Okay.
00:12:43How about this?
00:12:44Curious but yellow?
00:12:46So are we.
00:12:47Happy but restless suburbanites.
00:12:49Suburbanites seek twin sparks to rekindle flame.
00:12:54Dirty minds, meticulously clean bodies.
00:12:57Expect the same of you or no go.
00:13:00What do you think?
00:13:01Hmm.
00:13:02They sound perfect.
00:13:33Can you check on the kids?
00:13:39They're fine. Still doing homework.
00:13:42Anything interesting yet?
00:13:45These are the rejects.
00:13:48What is this?
00:13:51This is my rubber butt plug.
00:13:54That killed it for me, too.
00:13:57What about these two? They're gorgeous.
00:13:59They are.
00:14:01They're both men.
00:14:03Jesus!
00:14:04Oh, this is cute.
00:14:09Sorry about the out-of-seasoned greetings,
00:14:11but we're fresh out of centerfolds.
00:14:13You two sound just wonderful.
00:14:15Send us a picture. Give us a call.
00:14:17Let's explore the possibilities.
00:14:19Love and kisses Jack and Louise.
00:14:23Keep her.
00:14:23Oh, damn.
00:14:35Oh, damn.
00:14:35Oh, damn.
00:14:35hi who's calling hi this is Alan this is Alan this is Jack this is Jack hi look I'm not sure
00:15:05if we're supposed to use last names whatever you feel comfortable with Al did you get the picture
00:15:13yes we did and to be perfectly honest I haven't seen Louise this excited in a long time it's a good
00:15:19thing I'm not the jealous type listen uh Wendy and I we've never done anything like this before
00:15:26I assume you have just a few times so would tomorrow night be okay for you tomorrow
00:15:34Neil Bradley's already made his presentation
00:15:37a client is looking at his watch I'm talking to a client is that Paul McGrew no how do you ever find
00:15:48anything in this mess so who's Neil Bradley some prick I work with uh-huh and who's Paul McGrew what are you
00:15:59writing a book hey I'm sorry look I'm just trying to get to know you better he owns a large hotel
00:16:08chain I'm the sales manager for Western Division for a food service company really I'm in sales
00:16:14too high-end audio and video stuff and my wife does a little modeling really my wife works for a
00:16:21children's museum part-time and we have two kids great okay listen there's a place downtown called the
00:16:29zebra lounge let's meet there tomorrow night say eight o'clock no strings attached okay okay bye
00:16:36I've been down in such a dark place
00:16:47I've been a fool and a fool
00:16:50just to please everybody who
00:16:55said that they loved me and I
00:16:57smacked out the food that I was too afraid to swallow
00:17:01I've been locked up in this attic
00:17:03Ellen Wendy hi I'm Jack this is my wife Louise the most beautiful woman in the world
00:17:28oh hi make yourself comfortable and Jack order some drinks
00:17:34Tina Louise and I'll have the usual and for you
00:17:40a white label please let me guess on the rocks yes
00:17:45the same thank you I'm so glad you guys decided to get together with us
00:17:53we haven't decided um anything yet you know your ad was the first one that we'd answered in several
00:18:02months I guess well I guess Louise and I are getting a little more discriminating
00:18:08I suppose we should be flattered I don't know
00:18:12figured I'd put that out there might be a bit more comforting it's lucky you found us first
00:18:17we are your first right oh yes yeah most definitely you know what I've learned from Louise
00:18:26you just relax and let yourself go you can really have a lot of fun
00:18:33it's just that we've never done anything like this before nothing's going to happen that you don't want to
00:18:40thank you thank you you're welcome okay a toast
00:18:51thank you
00:19:03thank you
00:19:09thank you
00:19:15Can you excuse us a minute?
00:19:26Are we crazy?
00:19:28I think they're pretty normal, considering.
00:19:31Do you like him?
00:19:33I don't know.
00:19:34I mean, he's charming.
00:19:35He's kind of intriguing.
00:19:39Excuse me.
00:19:41How do you feel about her?
00:19:42She's nice, attractive, very sexy.
00:19:47Yeah, she's very sexy.
00:19:49I like his eyes.
00:19:52Well, it was nice meeting you two.
00:19:55We're going to pass.
00:19:56Oh, I'm so disappointed.
00:19:58No, that's okay, if that's your choice.
00:20:01But we were having such a nice talk, would you just...
00:20:04Please, come finish your drinks.
00:20:07Sure.
00:20:07Sure.
00:20:07You know, baby, I wish it would have been that easy for us to fix our little flame problem.
00:20:18You're not having affairs yet, are you?
00:20:20No, no, not quite.
00:20:23No, it's problems like that in a marriage that are difficult to solve.
00:20:26Have you guys read any self-help books or done any counseling?
00:20:30We haven't had much luck with them.
00:20:33Look, we really appreciate your concern, but...
00:20:35Well, we're just not ready for this.
00:20:39You know, Alan...
00:20:42Sometimes it's not such a good idea to wait until you feel like you're ready.
00:20:50I know for Louise and I, well, it felt like we were running out of time.
00:20:54You know, um, if we were to do this, how's it going to work?
00:21:12How would it work?
00:21:13Hypothetically.
00:21:14Of course.
00:21:15Our house is out of the question, with the kids and all.
00:21:17Ours, too.
00:21:18We have painters coming in.
00:21:19Why don't you guys leave it up to us?
00:21:24Hypothetically.
00:21:36Yeah.
00:21:37Uh, how does this sound?
00:21:39Whatever we do, we do it together.
00:21:41When one of us wants to stop, we both stop.
00:21:44No questions asked.
00:21:45And we'll never do anything that might hurt the kids.
00:21:47Couldn't have put it better myself.
00:21:51You want me to sign it?
00:21:53No, your word's good enough for me.
00:22:03Look, if this doesn't feel right, we'll just cut it short and come home.
00:22:15Right.
00:22:17Do you think we're dressed right?
00:22:29I don't know.
00:22:30Never dressed for an orangey before.
00:22:33Wow, Mom, you look beautiful.
00:22:37You too, Daddy.
00:22:38And thanks.
00:22:39Works for them.
00:22:40Okay, listen, you guys, I want you to do everything Nancy asks you to do, okay?
00:22:43I promise there'll be something in it for you.
00:22:45I love you.
00:22:46See ya.
00:22:47Wow.
00:22:48That's the biggest car I've ever seen.
00:22:52Hi.
00:22:53Who are those people?
00:22:55They're some friends.
00:22:57Come on, honey.
00:22:57We better hurry up before they bring out the whole neighborhood.
00:22:59See ya.
00:23:01Bye, Mommy.
00:23:01Bye, Daddy.
00:23:02Bye.
00:23:05Wow.
00:23:05Glass of champagne to the first person who can guess what Louise is doing to me right now.
00:23:13Kidding.
00:23:14Didn't think you'd go to such an expense.
00:23:16No trouble at all.
00:23:16A friend of mine owns the car.
00:23:20Hmm.
00:23:22So, how's the painting going?
00:23:25What's that?
00:23:27You said you're getting your house painted?
00:23:28Oh, no.
00:23:29We just say that.
00:23:31Jack and I like to keep our home private.
00:23:33Oh.
00:23:34No, we should be part of that.
00:23:36Why?
00:23:37You guys aren't in a hurry to get home, are you?
00:23:39Our sir can stay the night.
00:23:41If we ask her to.
00:23:42Good.
00:23:44Perfect.
00:23:46So, Al, is it right if I call you Al?
00:23:49Excuse me.
00:23:50Forget it.
00:23:51Um, would you like to trade seats with me?
00:23:55Because, although Louise and I don't look like it, we're sitting over here feeling a little bit like a Senate subcommittee.
00:24:05Know what I mean?
00:24:07Is that all right?
00:24:07Sure.
00:24:08Great.
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:13So, how do we look?
00:24:15Fabulous.
00:24:15I would say you're the second sexiest couple in the car.
00:24:20You look like you had a tough day at the office.
00:24:24Actually, I did.
00:24:25Alan's up for a vice presidency and he's got some pretty tough competition.
00:24:30Ah, yes.
00:24:31Neil Bradley.
00:24:32Little prick.
00:24:36A little tense?
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:37You don't like champagne?
00:24:52No, it's the bubbles.
00:24:55Honey?
00:24:56Yes?
00:24:57Can we get Wendy some white label?
00:24:59Sure.
00:25:00Here.
00:25:00That made it.
00:25:03Dilemma.
00:25:04Oh.
00:25:04Here, I'll take those.
00:25:07Okay.
00:25:10A toast.
00:25:12Let's have some fun.
00:25:13Have fun.
00:25:15Bye-bye.
00:25:23Bye-bye.
00:25:25Bye-bye.
00:25:25I don't know.
00:25:55Come, let me show you the view.
00:26:25Don't worry.
00:26:32She's in good hands.
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00:29:12Well, honey, you're not trying to string them along, are you?
00:29:15No, I'm just not comfortable with discussing, that's all.
00:29:20Tell them that we had a really good time and we appreciate their concern, but we don't need them anymore.
00:29:26They take it too personally.
00:29:29Yes.
00:29:30Well, then just tell them that it doesn't fit into our lifestyle.
00:29:33I'm sure they can understand that.
00:29:36Okay, I can do that.
00:29:37I'll call them.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:38Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:39Good.
00:29:40Yes.
00:29:40What?
00:29:45They were incredible, though, weren't they?
00:29:47Yeah, they were.
00:29:49It's our way.
00:29:49Okay.
00:30:04One, two, three, go!
00:30:10Are you about finished with that thing?
00:30:20The ice cream's melting.
00:30:22How come you scooped it out so soon?
00:30:23Wendy asked me to.
00:30:25Here, Mom, let's cut this cake.
00:30:26All right.
00:30:26Hey, everybody.
00:30:27Hi.
00:30:28Sorry we're late.
00:30:30Oh, what a great place to have a party.
00:30:36Jack, Louise.
00:30:37Hey, everybody.
00:30:38This is Jack and Louise.
00:30:40Hi.
00:30:41Huh.
00:30:41Friends.
00:30:42And this is, uh, Wendy's mom.
00:30:44Oh.
00:30:47Hey, Jack.
00:30:48Candy.
00:30:48Nice to meet you.
00:30:49And this must be the birthday boy.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53Is it for me?
00:30:55No, it's for me.
00:31:00Happy birthday, Daniel.
00:31:02For Aunt Louise and Uncle Jack.
00:31:05Yeah.
00:31:05Wendy, you have fun with us.
00:31:07Are you saying they're aunt and uncle?
00:31:08Honey, they're just trying to be friendly.
00:31:10Be polite, okay?
00:31:10So is anybody going to give us some cake?
00:31:13Of course, yes.
00:31:14Have some cake.
00:31:15You could have a smaller piece?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:18Thanks.
00:31:19I'm going to need pork and maybe a napkin.
00:31:24Oh, would you like to have some?
00:31:26We'll get her on.
00:31:27Okay.
00:31:28I got it.
00:31:29Thanks, Belle.
00:31:30Who wants to see Uncle Jack juggle?
00:31:32Me!
00:31:33Check it out.
00:31:34I'm Aunt Jack!
00:31:35You're doing great, honey.
00:31:37Thank you, baby.
00:31:38You know, Alan, if I hadn't called your secretary,
00:31:40I never would have known about this party.
00:31:43Huh?
00:31:46Ta-da!
00:31:47Ta-da!
00:31:51Everybody loves Jack.
00:31:53Don't you find him attractive?
00:31:54Because I find your husband, Ken, very good-looking.
00:32:00Rachel, Rachel.
00:32:02Ken?
00:32:03Get the kids.
00:32:04It's time to go.
00:32:05One hand.
00:32:07Huh?
00:32:08Sorry.
00:32:09Maybe I can try behind the back.
00:32:10Ready?
00:32:11Ta-da!
00:32:14I could kill your secretary.
00:32:18Well, you were the one that asked her to give out the directions.
00:32:21Yes, to invited guests.
00:32:23And what was she supposed to do?
00:32:24Interrogate every caller?
00:32:26I got a present, too, from Aunt Louise.
00:32:29It's my unbirthday present.
00:32:30A bracelet?
00:32:36It's nice, honey.
00:32:40It's really nice.
00:32:46Yeah, I know.
00:32:49I'll call you on Tuesday.
00:32:51Yeah.
00:32:54Congratulations.
00:32:54What for?
00:32:57We're finally getting our shots with Paul McGrew.
00:33:00No kidding.
00:33:02All my faxes and nuisance calls must have paid off.
00:33:05Apparently so.
00:33:06His office called.
00:33:07He wants to play tennis this afternoon.
00:33:08We've got a court for one o'clock.
00:33:10Oh, yes!
00:33:11Alan, this is our big chance.
00:33:18When he gets here, you introduce us.
00:33:20I'll take it from there.
00:33:21That's going to be a little hard.
00:33:22I don't even know what he looks like.
00:33:24I've never met him before.
00:33:25Well, that must be him right there.
00:33:28Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:33:30No.
00:33:31Alan, good to see you.
00:33:32And you must be the big boss.
00:33:37But you said you didn't know what he looks like.
00:33:38I don't know what he looks like.
00:33:39That's somebody else.
00:33:41Friend, sort of.
00:33:43Hey, fellas.
00:33:45I'm Jack Bauer.
00:33:46Got him for you.
00:33:47Great to see you, Adam.
00:33:48Hey, Alan.
00:33:49Jack.
00:33:49Oh, yeah, I think our fourth run is a little late.
00:33:51Excuse me?
00:33:52Paul McGrew, it's why you're here, isn't it?
00:33:54Um, yes, but...
00:33:55Jack!
00:33:55Buddy!
00:33:56I love this guy.
00:33:57Hey.
00:33:58Hey, Paul.
00:33:58How are you?
00:33:59Good to see you.
00:33:59Hi, Paul McGrew.
00:34:00Adam Frazier.
00:34:01Hi, Adam.
00:34:01Alan Barnett.
00:34:02Oh, and finally.
00:34:03Yeah.
00:34:03Jack here tells me you're going to make me an offer I can't refuse.
00:34:06We're sure going to try.
00:34:07Well, if it's anywhere near as good as a deal he cut for me,
00:34:10we're going to be in business.
00:34:11Let's get to it.
00:34:12So, Paul's company commissioned my company to do his whole chain.
00:34:20Monitors, speakers, everything.
00:34:23Big screen TVs, wireless speakers, and all the bars.
00:34:27It is going to be sensational.
00:34:29All right, now, don't hurt him, Alan.
00:34:30It's your next time, Bauer.
00:34:40Anytime, Paul.
00:34:42Thanks.
00:34:42Good game.
00:34:43Take it easy, Paul.
00:34:44See you at the office.
00:34:46And I enjoyed it.
00:34:47I gotta do that more.
00:34:49He likes you already, I can tell.
00:34:52How did you do this?
00:34:53It was easy.
00:34:55Just closed him with a great deal.
00:34:57Just like that.
00:35:00Oh, it's all in the technique.
00:35:03FBQS.
00:35:06What?
00:35:08Friendly, persistent, questioning, stare.
00:35:13You know when you get to that critical moment in a transaction.
00:35:17Right.
00:35:17This is what I do.
00:35:18Is that good or what?
00:35:30You didn't tell him about us.
00:35:33Of course not.
00:35:34This is business, buddy.
00:35:36Come on, let's butt.
00:35:37Let's butt.
00:35:37Jack could sell circles around me.
00:35:52Well, what did he do it for?
00:35:55A commission?
00:35:57A finder's fee?
00:35:58To get what he wants.
00:36:00Which is...
00:36:04Us.
00:36:05Ellen, I thought we said we wouldn't do that anymore.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:14But it was a huge favor he did.
00:36:17I mean...
00:36:18I may get the promotion.
00:36:20Could be a big bonus.
00:36:23Seems rude not to...
00:36:26That's ridiculous.
00:36:31I'm sorry.
00:36:32Forget it.
00:36:34Forget it.
00:36:34Okay, but is that...
00:36:36I mean, is that what you want?
00:36:40Do you want to do it again?
00:36:44Do you?
00:36:48You want her again, don't you?
00:36:49I still have a great ass, you know.
00:36:58You have a great ass, too.
00:37:00I could get jealous tonight.
00:37:04I'm hoping you do.
00:37:07Really?
00:37:08Well, two can play that game.
00:37:10Give us a kiss.
00:37:10Hello, Barnett.
00:37:23We missed you.
00:37:26We've been looking forward to this.
00:37:31You look amazing.
00:37:34I got my hair done.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37Hello.
00:37:37You're looking pretty smooth yourself there, Alan.
00:37:41Why, thank you.
00:37:42I actually shaved.
00:37:44What do you think?
00:37:45This is awesome.
00:37:47Should have worn a toga.
00:37:49You won't be needing one.
00:37:50Come on.
00:37:58I thought we'd try something a little different tonight.
00:38:01You guys ever done ecstasy?
00:38:03I took a quaalude once in college.
00:38:06Oh, they've made some amazing advances on the recreational drug front.
00:38:12I'm up for it.
00:38:28Pretty cool.
00:38:29Looks nice.
00:38:37You've never done this?
00:38:39No.
00:38:39No.
00:38:40No.
00:38:51No.
00:39:07No.
00:39:08To good friends, to good business.
00:39:38Have you ever been with a woman before?
00:40:08Why don't you ever help me?
00:40:23About last night.
00:40:24Let's not talk about it, okay?
00:40:27I'm gonna get the kids.
00:40:33So, are you ready to face the food, smart guys?
00:40:36I wouldn't worry about me, Alan.
00:40:38You know, it was supposed to be my account.
00:40:40Frazier must really want it, sending the both of us.
00:40:43If Adam had really wanted it, he'd have sent just me.
00:40:46Hey, guys.
00:40:48Neil Bradley, right?
00:40:50Yeah.
00:40:51Great suit. Jack Bauer, how are you?
00:40:53Hi.
00:40:54Alan's told me all about you.
00:40:57See at the meeting, Neil.
00:40:59Right.
00:41:01You take care now.
00:41:04You don't call anymore?
00:41:05Why?
00:41:06Is that why you came?
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08I've been kind of swamped at work.
00:41:11Oh.
00:41:12Well, listen, buddy.
00:41:14Louie just rarely misses you.
00:41:16You know what I'm saying?
00:41:18We haven't too busy, I understand.
00:41:20Can't make it tonight.
00:41:21Let's try for tomorrow night.
00:41:22So, Brooke's recital tomorrow.
00:41:25I'll check my calendar.
00:41:27If I didn't know any better, I'd think you're trying to avoid us!
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:40Next week.
00:41:41How about a show, dinner, whatever you want.
00:41:44Great.
00:41:46See how easy that was.
00:41:47Call me.
00:41:48Promise?
00:41:49I promise.
00:41:50See you soon.
00:41:51Well, thank you very much for your presentation.
00:41:54We've obviously put a lot of work into it.
00:41:56We'll think about it and get back to you.
00:42:00Okay.
00:42:01Hank, with all due respect, there is nothing to think about.
00:42:03The fact is we all know there isn't anyone else in this industry who can match our quality,
00:42:07service, or price.
00:42:08So, what do you say?
00:42:13I'm sorry.
00:42:14I'm sorry.
00:42:15I'm sorry.
00:42:16I'm sorry.
00:42:17I'm sorry.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:19I'm sorry.
00:42:20I'm sorry.
00:42:21I'm sorry.
00:42:22I'm sorry.
00:42:23I'm sorry.
00:42:24I'm sorry.
00:42:25I'm sorry.
00:42:26I'm sorry.
00:42:27I'm sorry.
00:42:28Hi.
00:42:29Whew, what a day.
00:42:30Get promoted in the morning, close a deal the same night.
00:42:35Promoted?
00:42:36What the hell are you talking about?
00:42:37Didn't Adam tell you?
00:42:38He picked me.
00:42:39No, he didn't tell me.
00:42:40Well, he probably didn't want you to get bent out of shape and fuck up this deal.
00:42:45Fuck it up?
00:42:46I closed it, you piece of shit.
00:42:50Yeah.
00:42:51Uh, we'll bring it up in your review.
00:42:55it up at your review. See you tomorrow, pal.
00:43:16You coming?
00:43:25You coming?
00:43:55No way. Louise, I can't do this. Wendy and I, we're not...
00:44:05You'll never have this with your wife.
00:44:14The bedroom, and daddy had to work late.
00:44:21Where have you been?
00:44:25What are you talking to?
00:44:25Grandma. Mom's in a bad mood. Like, what else is new?
00:44:35Hey, Margaret. Yeah, I just walked in.
00:44:37Look, whatever she's upset about, I'll take care of.
00:44:40Yeah. Okay. Don't worry about it. I'll call you.
00:44:50We're not the right kind of people, Ellen. Whatever made us think we could do this?
00:44:55I mean, we've made some mistakes, but they're in the past. It's behind us. It's done.
00:45:00Everything is okay, really.
00:45:04It's gonna be okay, really.
00:45:08What happened to your lap?
00:45:11I banged it. Getting in the car. It's nothing.
00:45:16Promise me that we'll never see them again.
00:45:19I swear to God.
00:45:29I swear to God.
00:45:33Are you wearing a new cologne?
00:45:37No.
00:45:38No, it must be that soap.
00:45:40I mean, I don't know.
00:45:41You're right.
00:45:41You're right. You know, we ought to get things back on track.
00:45:48What do you want to do?
00:45:49Just something normal.
00:46:03Can I answer the phone?
00:46:10Hello?
00:46:11Oh, my God.
00:46:15The meeting broke up around 10, 15.
00:46:18Last time I saw Neil, he was in the lobby, and he was heading for the elevator.
00:46:21Then you didn't leave together?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24I went to the men's room.
00:46:27We'd take separate cars.
00:46:31So, was it a mugging? What happened?
00:46:34He was beaten to death.
00:46:35They think a pipe or a lug wrench or something.
00:46:38Jesus.
00:46:39After you, uh, left the men's room, what did you do?
00:46:44I went to the parking garage.
00:46:49Got in my car.
00:46:51Did you notice anything unusual in the garage?
00:46:54No.
00:46:54Just got in my car and left.
00:46:57Parking attendance records show that you left the garage at 1044.
00:47:01Wait a minute.
00:47:02Is Alan a suspect here?
00:47:03Honey.
00:47:03Well, some of the night staff said that you and Mr. Bradley had an argument in the lobby door at 1020.
00:47:09Well, it wasn't really an argument.
00:47:11We were discussing a business deal.
00:47:13I'm just trying to establish a timeline.
00:47:16Detective, if you think Alan had anything to do with this, he is the straightest, most law-abiding citizen in the world.
00:47:23As of now, we don't have any suspects.
00:47:29So, are we through?
00:47:32Sure.
00:47:34I know where I can find you.
00:47:35Sorry to bother you both so late.
00:47:38Oh, uh, what happened to your lip?
00:47:40Oh, I banged it on the car door.
00:47:43Not real clots sometimes.
00:47:44I'm still hungry.
00:47:56I know.
00:47:56Let's make some cookies.
00:47:58We haven't done that in a long time.
00:48:00Chocolate chip!
00:48:00Peanut butter!
00:48:01I like peanut butter!
00:48:02What do you think, Dad?
00:48:04Huh?
00:48:04Oh, I'm sorry.
00:48:06Whatever.
00:48:12Uncle Jack!
00:48:13We just had pizza!
00:48:15Hey, right on, Bella!
00:48:17Where's Aunt Louise?
00:48:18She's at home, but she told me to give you a big hug.
00:48:21Now, you guys run in there and see.
00:48:23I brought you a big surprise.
00:48:24Oh, boy!
00:48:28Went for pizza, huh?
00:48:29Yeah.
00:48:30How'd you get in?
00:48:32Oh.
00:48:33Everybody always leaves a key right under their potted plant.
00:48:37Mom!
00:48:38Dad!
00:48:38Come see what Uncle Jack bought us!
00:48:43Wow!
00:48:44They're almost life-sized!
00:48:46This is awesome!
00:48:49We asked for one of these for Christmas the last two years.
00:48:52But Mom and Dad said we couldn't afford it.
00:48:55Thanks, Uncle Jack!
00:48:57He's not your Uncle Dan.
00:48:59Why don't you take your brother outside?
00:49:01Oh, do we have to?
00:49:02Just go.
00:49:04People make their way to shore and share their bounty with hungry offspring.
00:49:09One should never approach these huge creatures.
00:49:12I hope you like where I put it.
00:49:13I went through the whole house, and this seemed like the best spot.
00:49:16Coming to you right to the point.
00:49:17You can't accept the TV.
00:49:21You have to take it back.
00:49:22And we really resent you breaking into our house.
00:49:28Can you get out of my chair, please?
00:49:31I don't understand.
00:49:34I was just trying to surprise you guys.
00:49:36Alan and I don't want to see you or Louise anymore.
00:49:39It's not right for us.
00:49:40And frankly, we wish we'd never gotten into it.
00:49:43Well, it's too bad.
00:49:45Louise and I always saw this as a long-term relationship.
00:49:48Well, it's not going to work out.
00:49:50Well, hang on, guys.
00:49:52I mean, what happened here?
00:49:53It's just a TV.
00:49:55Listen.
00:49:57Louise and I have been playing the field for a long time.
00:49:59We've had a lot of fun, but that's not so safe to do anymore.
00:50:02I mean, we had always hoped that we would meet a nice couple
00:50:06so that we could all just settle down.
00:50:09Jack.
00:50:09You guys got to realize we are totally committed to you.
00:50:12We're not interested.
00:50:14You got to find somebody else.
00:50:16So, in the meantime, get your TV, take it out of here,
00:50:21and then we can all go on with our lives.
00:50:24You make it all sound so simple, Al.
00:50:27It is, Jack.
00:50:28No, it's not, Wendy.
00:50:30You see, underneath it all,
00:50:34Louise and I, we want the same things that you guys do.
00:50:37Nice house, family, friends.
00:50:41You've really opened our eyes.
00:50:42Jack, I'm sorry, but this, this is not our problem.
00:50:53I was really looking forward to spending some more time with you
00:50:55since you got the promotion.
00:50:57You got that promotion?
00:50:58Yeah, I, uh, I was next in line.
00:51:01He deserved it.
00:51:02Too bad what happened to Neil.
00:51:13I think it's time you go.
00:51:16Yeah.
00:51:22You're probably right.
00:51:29You bastard!
00:51:32Turn it off.
00:51:33It's a gift.
00:51:34For your eyes only.
00:51:35I'm not going to show anyone else.
00:51:37You won't believe this.
00:51:38We got to...
00:51:38Give me the control.
00:51:39Quickie, I see where we got.
00:51:44Come on, guys.
00:52:06Let's go outside.
00:52:14You think Jack killed Neil, don't you?
00:52:31No.
00:52:38I don't know.
00:52:41What do you think?
00:52:44I think we don't know a damn thing about either one of them.
00:53:14Adam, I've been thinking about this vice presidency, and it doesn't feel right.
00:53:22Alan, just relax.
00:53:23You've earned it.
00:53:24Now, we all feel bad about Neil, but what happened to him wasn't your fault.
00:53:27Every dog has his day.
00:53:29This is yours.
00:53:29Jack!
00:53:30Hey.
00:53:30How are you?
00:53:31Good, Adam.
00:53:31Nice to see you.
00:53:33Congratulations on the promotion, Alan.
00:53:35What are you doing here?
00:53:36I was just going to tell you about this.
00:53:38Jack is outfitting us with a closed-circuit video surveillance system.
00:53:41Offices, warehouses, parking lots.
00:53:44He's going to make sure that our employees are safe from now on.
00:53:47Because there's nothing more important than safe employees.
00:53:49That's right.
00:53:50I'll get those figures from you later, Jack.
00:53:51You take care now.
00:53:54Well, everything's falling right into place.
00:53:57I've got work to do.
00:54:05Alan.
00:54:11You know how much we love you guys, right?
00:54:15Do me a favor.
00:54:17Tell Wendy to call off the investigation.
00:54:23What the hell are you talking about?
00:54:24Call her.
00:54:24Ask her what she's been doing all day.
00:54:31Fuck.
00:54:31Bernard.
00:54:33I'm sorry.
00:54:34I'm sorry.
00:54:35That detective called.
00:54:37He wants to talk to you again.
00:54:46Come on, Daniel.
00:54:48Come on, hustle it.
00:54:49Hustle it.
00:54:49Hustle it.
00:54:51Hustle it.
00:54:52Hustle it.
00:54:52Hustle it.
00:54:54This guy at the bar said that Jack put a man's head through a window and Louise just laughed.
00:55:06People have fights in bars.
00:55:09The guy was Louise's first husband.
00:55:12I found out at the library that he was killed in a skiing accident a month later.
00:55:17So?
00:55:19There were no witnesses.
00:55:27That was a really dumb thing going down to that bar or by yourself.
00:55:31Well, too bad.
00:55:32The point is, I think we have to tell the police.
00:55:35What?
00:55:35Tell them what?
00:55:36The couple that we've been swinging with aren't the upright citizens that we thought they were
00:55:40because if we tell the police, everything's going to come out.
00:55:43All there is to do is to put as much distance between us and them as possible.
00:55:47Did you see me?
00:55:55Did you see what I did?
00:55:57I'm sorry, champ.
00:55:58What happened?
00:55:59I just scored the winning goal.
00:56:01Oh, God.
00:56:02Excuse me.
00:56:02Daniel?
00:56:04Daniel?
00:56:04Come on.
00:56:34Come on.
00:56:36Come on.
00:56:38Come on.
00:56:40Come on.
00:56:42Come on.
00:56:44Come on.
00:56:47Hello?
00:56:52Bottle of brandy for the new neighbors?
00:56:55Hi, neighbors.
00:56:59No, you're not.
00:57:01I love the suburbs.
00:57:03Look who's here.
00:57:04Great.
00:57:05Oh, hi.
00:57:07So what do you think?
00:57:09Okay, you've made your point.
00:57:12This isn't gonna change anything.
00:57:16Cause we're not like you.
00:57:18And we never will be.
00:57:20What has happened to you two?
00:57:22I mean, didn't we make your lives more exciting?
00:57:24Isn't that what you wanted?
00:57:26I mean, all we wanted to do is be close to you.
00:57:29Just stay away from us.
00:57:32You better straighten her out, Alan.
00:57:34Everything's fine over here.
00:57:37This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:38This doesn't need to be complicated!
00:57:48I spoke to a couple of agents today.
00:57:52The real estate market's still in the dumper.
00:57:54Our house is upside down.
00:57:57What's that supposed to mean?
00:57:59It means that we...
00:58:04It means that we owe more money on our loan than the house is worth.
00:58:09You still want to sell?
00:58:10Of course.
00:58:11What do you think?
00:58:13I don't understand why you want to sell this house.
00:58:17It's an awful thing to do to the kids.
00:58:20Let them change schools, leave their friends.
00:58:23There are other factors involved, Mother.
00:58:26Is there something wrong between you and Alan?
00:58:28No!
00:58:29I mean, no.
00:58:30Why would you ask such a thing?
00:58:33Well...
00:58:35It's just that...
00:58:39Oh dear.
00:58:43Brooke asked me today if anything happened to you or her father,
00:58:52could she and Daniel come and live with me?
00:58:55Now why would she say a thing like that?
00:58:57I don't know, Mother.
00:58:58She's a kid.
00:58:59They say strange things.
00:59:04Well, isn't that the fellow that came to Daniel's birthday party?
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11A strange couple.
00:59:14Yes.
00:59:15Hello, Mother.
00:59:16I didn't know they were your neighbors.
00:59:18Can we have dessert in front of the TV?
00:59:20Too bad we can't watch it on our big screen.
00:59:24You have a big screen TV?
00:59:26We used to have one.
00:59:29But Mom broke it.
00:59:31Oh, too bad, huh?
00:59:32Who wants ice cream with their pie?
00:59:33Me!
00:59:34I want to hear more about this television.
00:59:35Mom!
00:59:36It was a present from Uncle Jack and Aunt Louise.
00:59:38Hello?
00:59:39Mom smashed it on purpose.
00:59:42Yeah.
00:59:43Just a second.
00:59:44It's for you, Dad!
00:59:45It's a detective!
00:59:46Oh, boy.
00:59:47Let's have our pie in the other room.
00:59:48Come on.
00:59:49Hello?
00:59:51Uh...
00:59:52No.
00:59:53Look.
00:59:54I've already told you everything I know.
00:59:55No.
00:59:56I'm with my family.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59One day I can.
01:00:00I've got meetings all day.
01:00:02Tuesday?
01:00:0610 AM.
01:00:07Sure.
01:00:09Okay.
01:00:29Hi.
01:00:30How was your day?
01:00:31I couldn't get anything done.
01:00:32I can't stop thinking about this meeting with that cop tomorrow.
01:00:36Well, you're just gonna tell him the same thing you told him before, right? Where you were that night and what you did? How complicated could that be?
01:00:42Daddy!
01:00:43Hey!
01:00:44How was your day?
01:00:45Where's your sister?
01:00:46No, she isn't.
01:00:47She went next door.
01:00:48To the Newmans?
01:00:49No, to Uncle Jack and Aunt Louisa's?
01:00:50No, Uncle Jack and Aunt Louisa's.
01:00:51What?
01:00:52What?
01:00:53What?
01:00:54What?
01:00:55What is the new cell phone?
01:00:56Oh, what's the報 gosh?!
01:00:57Well, you're just gonna tell him the same thing you told him before, right? Where you were that night and what you did? How complicated could that be?
01:00:58Daddy!
01:00:59Hey, champ!
01:01:00How was your day?
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:02Where's your sister?
01:01:03She's still at Scout's?
01:01:04A-ah?
01:01:06No, she isn't.
01:01:07She went next door.
01:01:08To the Newmans?
01:01:10No.
01:01:11To Uncle Jack and Aunt Louisa's.
01:01:16Aunt Louise's.
01:01:20Brooke, where are you?
01:01:21We're playing dress-up.
01:01:23How do I look?
01:01:24How dare you do this to my child?
01:01:26Just pretend, Mom.
01:01:28Wendy, come on.
01:01:30Go straight home.
01:01:30We're calling the police.
01:01:31I'm gonna talk to you when you get there.
01:01:32What are you talking about?
01:01:33She came here on her own.
01:01:34She's 11 years old, you sick fuck.
01:01:36You better not have touched her.
01:01:37Take it easy, Alan.
01:01:39It was an innocent little game.
01:01:41As if you're innocent of anything.
01:01:42To people like you, being innocent means you just didn't get caught.
01:01:45You mean people like us.
01:01:46And we know about your first husband's accident, too.
01:01:48But what about Neil?
01:01:52Oh.
01:01:53Well, I like this game.
01:01:56Go ahead.
01:01:58Call the cops.
01:02:00But you might want to consider what some people might think of some dirty little facts about you, too.
01:02:06Like your mother, Wendy.
01:02:08Or Adam Fraser and the boys at work, Alan.
01:02:10Or how about the parents of all those little kitties that come through Wendy's museum?
01:02:17And you know who'd really like to see that tape?
01:02:20Child Protective Services.
01:02:23Absolutely.
01:02:24They'd have your kids out of here so quick, it'd look like a fucking alien abduction.
01:02:27You two are repulsive.
01:02:32You didn't find me repulsive the other night at your offices.
01:02:36What?
01:02:37That's right, Wendy.
01:02:38You see your husband here.
01:02:40He fucked me.
01:02:43And he fucked me in an elevator.
01:02:47And he fucked me better than he's ever fucked you.
01:02:50We understand each other?
01:03:04Look, it was stupid and spur of the moment.
01:03:06I didn't think.
01:03:07In the elevator, for Christ's sake!
01:03:09Look, Wendy, I'm sorry.
01:03:11I'll do whatever you want.
01:03:12You broke the rules.
01:03:13There are no rules in something like this.
01:03:15It was a big mistake.
01:03:17A mistake that never would have occurred to me.
01:03:18I was raised Catholic, for Christ's sake!
01:03:20You were in this every step of the way, and you know it.
01:03:23Not every step.
01:03:24And now they have their hooks in our kids.
01:03:25I'm calling the police.
01:03:26You're not going to call them...
01:03:27Stop it!
01:03:34Wait.
01:03:38I don't know how I'm going to tell my mother.
01:03:45I might be able to get a job in Cleveland.
01:03:46Of course, I won't have a reference.
01:03:50You make your plans.
01:03:51Just don't include me in the kids.
01:03:52You make your plans.
01:03:52Oh, God.
01:03:55I don't know how I've got a job in even by the kids.
01:04:03Oh, God.
01:04:04Let's do that.
01:04:05I don't know how to do that.
01:04:07I'm sure you could.
01:04:10Maybe it was...
01:04:11No, God.
01:04:16Are you not?
01:04:18Oh, God.
01:04:20Oh.
01:04:20Oh, God.
01:04:21You're not perfect.
01:04:21Did you hear that?
01:04:30Shit.
01:04:32Yeah.
01:04:51Yeah.
01:05:21Hey, buddy.
01:05:28Borrowed your lug wrench a couple of weeks ago.
01:05:30I thought I'd get you another one.
01:05:34Took my lug wrench?
01:05:40With my fingerprints on it.
01:05:43Don't worry, it's in a safe place.
01:05:51See you, Alan.
01:05:53By the way, do you really think we'd let the two of you leave?
01:05:57I don't know.
01:06:04I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:07I don't know.
01:06:15Here it is in a nutshell.
01:06:44You guys win.
01:06:46Well, we decided to give it a try.
01:06:48No, everything went fine with the cops.
01:06:50I stayed calm and said all the right things.
01:06:53It's like the guy said about the prospect of being hanged in the morning.
01:06:57It concentrates the mind wonderfully.
01:07:03We figured it was time to call a truce.
01:07:07All of us.
01:07:08The four of us.
01:07:11Yeah, that's what I was calling about.
01:07:13Yeah, us too.
01:07:18We have a great place.
01:07:19It's very secluded.
01:07:23A client of mine owns it.
01:07:24He's going to be away.
01:07:25Right.
01:07:29Well, you talk to Louise and we can set a date.
01:07:33Great.
01:07:34Talk to you soon.
01:07:35Do you really think you can do this?
01:07:47You haven't braided my hair for a really long time.
01:08:08I guess I just felt like it.
01:08:11Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?
01:08:14I was never mad at you, sweetheart.
01:08:17Then how come you act so mean all the time?
01:08:24It's not your fault.
01:08:26I'm sorry, honey.
01:08:28Um.
01:08:32Maybe one day you'll have a family of your own.
01:08:35And you'll find out how hard it is to try to do everything right all the time.
01:08:42Try to be everything for everybody.
01:08:47But it is not possible.
01:08:50We make mistakes.
01:08:54But I promise you that things are going to change.
01:08:57I'm going to do better, okay?
01:08:59I love you.
01:09:08You're a pretty girl.
01:09:17Do you think they're suspicious?
01:09:20Maybe.
01:09:22The thing to remember is Jack can't think past his dick.
01:09:25So if we keep their minds focused on sex...
01:09:29you should be okay.
01:09:35Hey, look.
01:09:36It's Brooks Retainer.
01:09:50Hey, guys.
01:09:51What a really nice place.
01:09:53Love the boots, Wendy.
01:09:59Scotch.
01:10:05No, thank you.
01:10:06You sure it's your favorite?
01:10:07I'm fine.
01:10:08Really, thanks.
01:10:12Maybe.
01:10:23Come here.
01:10:23Why don't we go upstairs and go exploring?
01:10:40That is a great idea.
01:10:43That way, Wendy and I can stay right here and snuggle.
01:10:46I tell you what.
01:10:54Why don't the two of you go upstairs?
01:10:58And Wendy and I will meet you up there soon.
01:11:02You know, you guys are acting a little weird.
01:11:10Are you sure that you're not still holding a grudge?
01:11:13No.
01:11:14No.
01:11:16Can't we just talk?
01:11:19Why rush it?
01:11:21Let's enjoy it.
01:11:22Baby?
01:11:29Baby?
01:11:34I'm starting to get a really bad feeling about all of this.
01:11:37Really?
01:11:42Why don't you feel these?
01:11:43Well, I'm glad we could all be friends again.
01:12:09Wendy, honey, I'm so sorry.
01:12:11I never meant it to go that far.
01:12:12If I could have thought of a way to stop it, I would have.
01:12:16Just get in there and get it over with while they're so asleep.
01:12:42You think that's going to make your problems go away?
01:13:11I wish you.
01:13:16I wish you had the nerve to pull that trigger.
01:13:22And then I'd die respecting you.
01:13:25Go to bed, Alan.
01:13:40I wish you.
01:13:53I wish you had the nerve to pull.
01:13:53I wish you had the nerve to go.
01:13:56I wish you had the nerve.
01:13:58Come on.
01:14:23Come on.
01:14:26Come on.
01:14:28Come on.
01:14:29Come on.
01:14:30You piece of shit.
01:14:35Perfect.
01:14:41Now what?
01:14:50Our car broke down once in Yellowstone.
01:14:53You know what we did?
01:14:55Let me guess.
01:14:56You fucked.
01:14:57Right there in the middle of the park.
01:15:00It seemed like the only thing to do.
01:15:02Well, what I've learned is if you find yourself in a situation that's beyond your control, the
01:15:08smartest thing you can do is relax and go along for the ride.
01:15:12And then there was that cute little park ranger that came out of nowhere.
01:15:16Remember him?
01:15:17That's right.
01:15:18He was going to sight us?
01:15:19Yeah.
01:15:20He he he he.
01:15:21Baby, remember Santorini?
01:15:23You know all that beautiful black sand?
01:15:26Of course you stole the show by going topless on the beach.
01:15:30Had all those creek boys about ready to snap it right there.
01:15:33How long till we reach the gas station?
01:15:34You know what?
01:15:35We should go there.
01:15:36We could bring the kids.
01:15:37That's a great idea.
01:15:38Of course I can't wait to see that black sand all over Wendy's big beautiful tits.
01:15:44Hello?
01:15:45Jack.
01:15:46Jack.
01:15:47Jack.
01:15:48Keep your way on the road.
01:15:49It's okay.
01:15:50We're fine, guys.
01:15:51Please be quiet.
01:15:52I'm trying to concentrate.
01:15:53Jack, people walk.
01:15:54Please.
01:15:55Jack, slow down.
01:15:56Stop.
01:15:57Jack, stop.
01:15:58Jack.
01:15:59Jack, look out.
01:16:01Whoa.
01:16:02Whoa.
01:16:03Whoa.
01:16:04Whoa.
01:16:05Whoa.
01:16:06Whoa.
01:16:07Whoa.
01:16:08Whoa.
01:16:09Whoa.
01:16:10Whoa.
01:16:11Whoa.
01:16:12Whoa.
01:16:13Whoa.
01:16:14Whoa.
01:16:15Whoa.
01:16:16Whoa.
01:16:17Whoa.
01:16:18What are you doing?
01:16:19The bear이는 care of little boys is not the shade.
01:16:20It's not too much.
01:16:21Whoa.
01:16:21Very gentle.
01:16:23Okay, thanks again.
01:16:24Right here.
01:16:26Whoa.
01:16:26Whoa.
01:16:27Whoa.
01:16:28Whoa.
01:16:30Whoa.
01:16:32Whoa.
01:16:33We'll see you here.
01:16:34Lorra.
01:16:36ầuysuit wil縷.
01:16:37As gone.
01:16:38As found out of the 정부's doctor.
01:16:39Whoa.
01:16:40Over there.
01:16:41Yes, ma'am.
01:17:11We crashed.
01:17:37We fucking crashed!
01:17:39We crashed!
01:17:43What are you doing?
01:17:51Oh, Lou?
01:17:53Louise?
01:17:55Louise?
01:17:57Baby?
01:17:59Louise?
01:18:01Lou?
01:18:03Louise?
01:18:05Louise?
01:18:07Louise?
01:18:09Louise?
01:18:11Oh, baby, Louise!
01:18:13Ellen!
01:18:15Ellen!
01:18:17Ellen!
01:18:19Wendy!
01:18:21Come on, you guys!
01:18:23You gotta help us get out of here!
01:18:25Where are you guys?
01:18:27Fucking lay out!
01:18:29Ellen!
01:18:30I'm stuck!
01:18:31Come back and get us out of here!
01:18:33You don't wanna get rid of me!
01:18:35You'll never get rid of me!
01:18:37Come on, guys!
01:18:39We're still a team, right?
01:18:41When this is all over,
01:18:43we gotta do it again!
01:18:45Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:18:47Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:18:48Ow!
01:18:49Ellen!
01:18:51Come back and get rid of me!
01:18:53Come back to us!
01:18:55Come back and get rid of me!
01:18:57Come back and get rid of me!
01:18:58Come back guys!
01:18:59We're still a team, right?
01:19:00When this is all over,
01:19:01Oh, my God!
01:19:31How do you feel about getting the kids a puppy for Christmas?
01:19:36There's no way around it, really.
01:19:38I practically promised it to them.
01:19:42Oh, did I tell you that Dennis said Danny's gonna need braces?
01:19:48Bills.
01:19:49Bills, bills, bills, bills.
01:19:52More bills.
01:20:01Want a back rub?
01:20:09Really?
01:20:12Sure.
01:20:15Where's the lotion?
01:20:16Yeah.
01:20:17Get the ball, get the ball!
01:20:47Go, go, go, go!
01:20:54Woo!
01:21:00Woo!
01:21:03Woo-hoo!
01:21:05Woo-hoo!
01:21:10Woo-hoo!
01:21:17Woo-hoo!
01:21:20Woo-hoo!
01:21:27Woo-hoo!
01:21:29Woo-hoo!
01:21:35Woo-hoo!
01:21:39Woo-hoo!
01:21:46Woo-hoo!
01:21:48Woo-hoo!
01:21:49Woo-hoo!
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