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00:00I know this is a bit of a departure from my usual Senuous Lifestyle content, but I just want to be
00:04real with you guys and talk about something that's really close to my heart. Cancer Awareness Week.
00:13Because I think it's so easy to sweat the small stuff and just forget about what's really important.
00:20Hey everyone, I know this is a bit of a departure from my usual Senuous Lifestyle content, but...
00:29I just want to be real with you guys for a second and talk...
00:33I need my car! My son has a laser tag party in Beckenham this weekend.
00:38I don't even know where Beckenham is without my sat-nav!
00:41Are you alright?
00:43My ex stopped paying for the lease, apparently having a Tesla's a luxury.
00:47It's a humble EV, for God's sake!
00:51What do I do now?
00:53You could try getting a job.
00:55I have a job now, I am the face and brains and body and hair of Senuous, a rapidly growing
01:01Instagram start-up.
01:03You could try getting a job that pays him money and not these wellness supplement shakes that
01:08have been blocking my hallway all week.
01:11See you later!
01:12What's the matter with you? Come on!
01:22Yeah, but is it a kneel-em, Diego? It has to be a kneel-em.
01:25Well, they've got to be in season somewhere on the planet. Go back and ask.
01:29Oh, God, our goalie is shite!
01:31Oh, don't say that, Della. Her mum's a psycho. Oh, shit, she's looking.
01:37Hey, guys!
01:38Hey, everyone looking forward to parents' evening tomorrow?
01:41It's my favourite evening in the afternoon the whole year, yeah. It's kind of like, erm,
01:45sports day, but for boffins, yeah.
01:47Oi, guys, what are we doing?
01:49Right, guys, erm, anyone else want to try goalkeeping?
01:52Hi, sorry we're late. The cab driver refused to drive across the grass.
01:57And your card was declined. Anyway, Della, I can thank you in person for the stiffy.
02:01I was going to RSVB by post, but now I can say it. It's a yes from me.
02:05Great. What's this?
02:06We're having a soft launch for Double Shin, so we're having a rehearsal launch to iron out any of the glitches.
02:12So you're inviting friends and family?
02:14Yeah, I haven't invited you, Amanda, but I thought you were busy.
02:19Yeah, thanks, Della. Yeah, no, I am, actually.
02:22Yeah, that's what I thought.
02:23Well, you thought, right, because I am insanely busy right now.
02:26Yeah, no, I'm in talks about a possible Senuous collab.
02:29What's a collab?
02:30It means collaboration.
02:31Well, I always thought that collab sounded like Collabia.
02:34No, it doesn't happen.
02:36I was on LinkedIn for, like, a second, and this big-shot interiors firm just begged me for a meet at the flagship store.
02:43Yeah, I guess it just shows what a thirst trap my brand is.
02:46God, I'd hate to work for a brand.
02:49Too much hassle.
02:50Oh, hold on, hold on.
02:51Hello?
02:52Is it a Neelam?
02:53No, Neelam.
02:54Why do you keep saying Neelam?
02:55It's getting quite annoying.
02:56It's kind of mango.
02:58Jog on.
02:59Truth.
03:02Well, Amanda, this is an impressive CV, but I'm not seeing any retail experience here.
03:06Yes, just there.
03:07Higa Tiga.
03:08Oh!
03:09I just assumed that was a typo.
03:10No, that was my lifestyle store in Chiswick.
03:13Our Insta page actually got a like from Amanda Holden.
03:16Oh, your references look great.
03:18Oh, thank you.
03:19I'm actually quite a humble person, so writing about myself like that was a real challenge.
03:22But as it says in paragraph five, I embrace challenge.
03:25You wrote your own references?
03:26I've been my own boss for 15 years.
03:28This is one of the reasons why this CoLab is...
03:31Yeah, you keep using that word, CoLab.
03:33What does that mean?
03:34Great question, Daniel.
03:36What does the word CoLab mean to me?
03:39I guess I'm looking for a symbiotic relationship where I draw on my skills as a social media entrepreneur
03:46to complement your age-old knowledge of kitchens.
03:51And bathrooms.
03:52I started in bathrooms.
03:53Interesting.
03:54So you were Daniel Kitchen's Bathrooms?
03:56Yeah.
03:57Then moved into kitchens.
03:59Hence why it's now kitchens, bathrooms and kitchens.
04:01That makes sense.
04:02But a lot of our business comes from waste disposal units and boiling water taps now.
04:05Brilliant.
04:06Maybe you could tempt Amanda Holden into her waste disposal.
04:09Get her up on the wall of fame.
04:11You could make a lot of commission selling those things.
04:13Huh.
04:14You know what?
04:15I'm feeling a lot of synergy in this space.
04:18Well, in the words of Sir Alan Sugar, you're hired.
04:21Okay, yeah.
04:23You're...
04:24You're hired.
04:25Well done.
04:30Hiya.
04:31Hi, yeah.
04:32They're really playing the first team here tonight.
04:34Mr. Atkins, Ms. Patel, Ms. Clacey, Mr. Kovacs here on the back too.
04:37Great news, guys.
04:38Senuous is now official partners with KB&K.
04:42What did you say?
04:43Amanda got her job.
04:44Not a job fee.
04:45It is a co-lab.
04:46Yeah.
04:47No, they basically bit my hand off to work with me.
04:50Plan is co-lab this year, then go PLC, then aim to float myself by 2030.
04:56What the hell was that, Anne?
04:57It's the timer.
04:58You only get three minutes with each teacher and they're actually very strict about it.
05:01Okay.
05:02Welcome to Squid Game's.
05:03It's a dystopian Korean TV show, Anne.
05:05I know.
05:06Loved your approach to expanding bino mills, by the way.
05:09Very nice, yeah.
05:10Sorry.
05:11Don't mean to fangirl too much.
05:13It's just, um, I always wanted to try my hand at teaching myself.
05:16I'm going to give Darius some additional homework over half-term.
05:20It's important he gets a good mark, otherwise he'll have to repeat the module.
05:23He'll get there.
05:24He just needs a little help with that final 10%.
05:27See?
05:28I'm already 80% there.
05:29Jesus.
05:33So I've said I've been struggling.
05:35I just think he might benefit from you working with him on his homework over half-term,
05:39as to you're an accountant.
05:40No, he's the accountant.
05:41I'm a landscape gardener.
05:42He's the biological one.
05:44Oh.
05:45No.
05:46We ain't together.
05:47No.
05:48No.
05:49I mean, I wish.
05:50God.
05:51Punching a bit above my weight with this hunk.
05:54I'm just a stepdad.
05:56No, sir, I'm more than happy to tutor Ned over the half-term.
05:59No, no, no.
06:00It's cool.
06:01I can do this.
06:02Of course you can, me.
06:03Great kid.
06:04Really good grades.
06:05The only thing I would say is that she should show up to school.
06:09More.
06:10What'd he say?
06:11Morton's nailing it, babe.
06:12Oh.
06:13Here.
06:14It's an invitation to our restaurant launch.
06:16She has an apology from Della for not being able to make it in person.
06:19Oh.
06:20Thanks, guys.
06:21Did he just get an invite?
06:24Hmm?
06:25I said she's easily distracted.
06:27Well, I think that's the case for teenagers though, right?
06:30What with social media and hormones and...
06:33Oh, my God.
06:34Yeah, she does have a boyfriend now.
06:35Oh, my God.
06:36Georgie just needs to find a little focus because it's starting to affect her school work.
06:40Right.
06:41Understood.
06:42I'm wondering if you think...
06:43Um, just...
06:44I'm sorry but our session's over.
06:46Yes.
06:47The buzzer's gone.
06:48Just...
06:49No, I've started so I'll finish.
06:50Next.
06:51Yeah.
06:52No, I know.
06:53Yeah.
06:54That was quite frustrating but I think I'm going to take midterm off.
06:57Do some arithmetic with Darius but...
06:59Hey, silver linings because I've always wanted to be a maths teacher.
07:04I think you find you need a degree to be a teacher.
07:07Oh, yeah.
07:08Well, like, yeah.
07:09I have a PhD in chemistry from Imperial, so...
07:12Right.
07:13Not a degree though, is it?
07:23Excuse me, young lady.
07:24Where do you think you're going?
07:25To the park with Martin.
07:26No, no, no.
07:27You heard Miss Leary.
07:28You need to be studying.
07:29That is what you're spending your half-term doing.
07:30What?
07:31Because I'm so stupid.
07:33God!
07:34I can't believe you called me stupid.
07:36No judgement from me.
07:38I've got to teach Ned maths all week.
07:40Sorry, no.
07:41I don't have time for this.
07:42I've got a collab to get to.
07:43Stupid mic.
07:45Um, where's your helmet?
07:47If it's a choice between brain damage and helmet hair,
07:49I think you know where I stand.
07:54How are you getting on, big man?
07:55I don't get it.
07:56Why are these so hard?
07:58Alright.
07:59Let's get this done and then we can go for a five, guys, yeah?
08:02Alright.
08:03Alright.
08:044A3-3A2 something five exclamation mark.
08:11This isn't a maths question.
08:12This is a Wi-Fi password.
08:13Alright.
08:14Let's have a look at the second one.
08:15Okay.
08:16Plan B.
08:20Welcome to Matt's camp!
08:21Thank you so much for doing this, Anne.
08:22You're a lifesaver.
08:23The more the merrier.
08:24Now, come on.
08:25Just about to get started.
08:26Alright, listen.
08:27Don't tell your mum or JJ, yeah?
08:28Good morning, Amanda.
08:29Daniel!
08:30I was expecting you for nine.
08:31I was aiming for nine-ish.
08:32Oh, I was aiming for nine-ish.
08:33You try cycling from Soho to Ewol with a mood board.
08:34Right.
08:35I'm going to take a look at this, Anne.
08:36You're a lifesaver.
08:37You're a lifesaver.
08:38The more the merrier.
08:39Now, come on.
08:40Just about to get started.
08:41Alright, listen.
08:42Don't tell your mum or JJ, yeah?
08:43Move!
08:44Christ!
08:45You suck!
08:46You're not doing it!
08:47Good morning, Amanda.
08:48Daniel!
08:49I was expecting you for nine.
08:50Oh, I was aiming for nine-ish.
08:51You try cycling from Soho to Ewol with a mood board.
09:02Right.
09:03Let me put down my thought collage.
09:06And then maybe you could direct me to the best local roastery for a decent Java.
09:10Let's start with your shirt.
09:12Erm, my colour palette is very much spring-summer, and this is autumn-winter, Daniel.
09:17It's pretty quiet today, so do you want to start with some flyer ring?
09:23Flyer ring?
09:25Right, Daniel, flyer ring's not in my job description.
09:28Did you read your job description?
09:30No.
09:31It is.
09:36Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas.
09:42Not my words, guys, but those of the late, great Albert Einstein.
09:48Here we go, boys.
09:50You know what that is?
09:53That's Euler's identity.
09:56Beautiful, isn't it?
09:59Einstein was right.
10:01That is poetry.
10:03So, guys, are we ready to make poetry?
10:12How are you not getting this?
10:14Okay, first you multiply them by themselves, and then you add them together.
10:19Jesus!
10:20Right!
10:21If we have to do it again, we'll do it again.
10:24Work out the value of t when p equals 4 and w equals 2.
10:30What are you doing?
10:31You're supposed to be at home revising.
10:44Why are you wearing a vest?
10:45It's a camisole, don't change the subject.
10:46I'm here to help Morton.
10:47Yeah, Della sent me to go get her mangoes for the restaurant launch, so, you know, she came with me.
11:02Why in Wilston, anyway?
11:04Queen's Park boarders, I'm meeting some of my team.
11:06I like to get really under the bonnet when I collab.
11:08Anyway, this isn't about me.
11:09You obviously can't be trusted, George.
11:11What are you doing?
11:12I'm calling your grandmother.
11:13She can help supervise you.
11:14Why is that old man waving at you?
11:16Oh, men wave at me all the time.
11:18Hello?
11:19It's my burden.
11:25Amanda, can I have a word?
11:27Yes!
11:28Now, I'm not going to have a go at you for taking your top off.
11:31It's a very effective sales technique.
11:33I'm not paying you to stand around on the street gassing.
11:36Do you know who that was?
11:38That was Della Frye's daughter.
11:40What, a chef?
11:41Yeah.
11:42What, you know her?
11:43My close personal friends.
11:44Our daughters are basically sisters.
11:45We're so tied, so.
11:46Hey, do you think you could get Della Frye to endorse a sink limonator?
11:49I mean, she'd look great on my wall.
11:51Oh, right.
11:53I don't know, that's something she'd really go for, Danielle.
11:58Surely she'd do it for a close personal friend.
12:01Yeah.
12:02I mean, yes.
12:03Yeah.
12:04No, that's something I will definitely mention to her, for sure.
12:10Quick, let me in.
12:11It smells of buses.
12:12I hear you're under house arrest.
12:16So stupid.
12:18What's this?
12:19Selling sunsets.
12:20It's about Californian estate agents.
12:22Oh, fantastic.
12:23You'll probably learn more from them than anything in a boring book, you know?
12:28How many times is she going to do that?
12:29Are you okay?
12:30Are you okay?
12:31I don't think so.
12:32Hey, Anne.
12:33How's it going?
12:34Great.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Yeah.
12:37So fun.
12:38I think we're really getting somewhere, you know?
12:41There he is.
12:42Hey, slip me some skin.
12:44Yeah.
12:45Going for gold.
12:46Yeah.
12:47All right.
12:48So, same time tomorrow?
12:50Yeah.
12:51Oh, for God's sakes, what are you doing?
13:01Oh, darling, I didn't expect you back so soon.
13:03Oh, cool, Mummy.
13:04I asked you to do one thing.
13:06This may be an alien concept to you, but my daughter needs to be studying.
13:10Not looking like a contour badger.
13:12You're going to Anne's tomorrow.
13:13Why?
13:14Ganggan said you got three GCSEs and you're doing great.
13:176, 15, 24, 33.
13:25Hey!
13:26Eyes on me, yeah?
13:29So the interval here is 9.
13:31We're not starting with 9, are we?
13:33So we would express this sequence as 9n minus...
13:36n?
13:37No.
13:38We've been through this.
13:40It's 9n minus what is 6?
13:45Okay, it's 3.
13:47Right, okay.
13:48Clearly, it's 3.
13:49The answer they're looking for is 3.
13:51So the answer you need to write down right now, it's 3.
13:54It's the 9 times tables less 3.
13:56God!
13:57Doesn't that feel good?
13:59Actually answering a feckin' question!
14:02Enough is enough.
14:04Question 28.
14:06n equals...
14:0876.
14:09Question 29.
14:10What?
14:1128 again?
14:12Keep up!
14:13I just want to finish this homework.
14:15Question 30.
14:16Force power 9.
14:17Done.
14:18Do not tell your teacher I gave you the answers.
14:22Let us never speak of this again.
14:25There is literally nothing this thing can't obliterate.
14:30And just so you know, the chef, Della Frye, we're talking to her about fitting one.
14:39Okay, thanks.
14:40Fee.
14:41Hi, babe.
14:42Bit short notice, but do you fancy a lunch?
14:43A double shin?
14:44It's our soft lunch today, and there's a bloody tube strike, so we just need forms on seats.
14:57Oh, well I'm very touched that Della asked me personally.
14:59Oh, just out of interest, Fee.
15:01Well, obviously I can totally afford it, but is it free?
15:05Yeah, yeah, of course.
15:06Oh, great.
15:07Um, okay.
15:08Yeah, I will call you back in two minutes.
15:11No problem.
15:12Okay.
15:13Oh, Daniel.
15:14Daniel.
15:15Hi.
15:16Is it alright if I pop out for the afternoon?
15:17Sorry, you've got Amanda's shop.
15:18Oh, well, I've got this incredible opportunity.
15:21Yeah, look, I'm in St. Albans all afternoon quoting on a nursing home refurb.
15:24Okay.
15:25Hey, Amanda.
15:26Not happening.
15:27I've got to go.
15:36Hello.
15:37Fee.
15:38Hi.
15:39It's a yes from me.
15:45Look at the browser.
15:46Hi, darling.
15:47Hi.
15:48What are you sniggering at?
15:49Have you seen this logo?
15:51Darling, that definitely says double shit.
15:53Thanks for coming to our double shindigs.
15:55Yeah.
15:56And who designed the logo?
15:57Oh, me.
15:58I did a graphics course recently.
16:00Teller really loves it.
16:02Mmm.
16:03So sorry I'm late, guys.
16:04Anyway, what's got two thumbs and deliberately didn't have any breakfast?
16:08This guy.
16:10I'm only here for the free drinks.
16:12Fair enough.
16:13How was maths camp last week?
16:15Oh, so fun.
16:16So much fun.
16:18Tough mind, but fun.
16:20Difficult, yet rewarding, you know?
16:22Butch off.
16:23Ahem.
16:24Daniel.
16:25Do you want to tell me why the shop's shut?
16:26Yes.
16:27Okay, I can explain.
16:28I don't want to hear it, Amanda.
16:29Look, I don't think you should bother coming back.
16:30No, Daniel.
16:31Well, wait, listen.
16:32Okay, listen.
16:33Okay, listen.
16:34The thing...
16:35Okay.
16:36The thing is, Della Frye called me and I think we're in a really good position to get her to endorse the sink elimination.
17:07made an executive decision. You're not an executive. You're my employee. We're splitting
17:11hairs here, Daniel. My point is, I think she's going to do it. And so I popped out to seal
17:17the deal. Okay, fine. I've actually got to go right now because we are kind of mid-pow-wow,
17:25but I will see you tomorrow. Okay, bye.
17:27Amanda! Yes, chef. I need more mint, Hector. Yes, chef.
17:37Hey, girl. Amazing launch. I love those mushroom-y starter things. They were baby rabbits. Yum.
17:47So, I'm going to ask you straight big shot to big shot. You know how I'm doing this collab
17:52with this amazing beauty kitchen company? Are you trying to sell me something? No, no,
17:56God, no. I don't work in sales. No, it's more of an endorsement deal. Stop. No. For this
18:02funky little gadget we have. I do not do endorsements. It's amazing, Della. It will cut through.
18:07I'm not a sellout. Anything. Not like Jamie Stainsbury's Oliver. Obviously. But I don't
18:12think putting your name to a genuinely life-changing device that saves not just time, but also landfill.
18:18Life executive service. And I really think this is a very special product, Della. Thank you,
18:20Ruben. Could possibly be described as selling out. Stop talking. I've got to go.
18:25Can I get somebody on the path, please?
18:30Well done on being the best-fed freeloaders in Kilburn. Welcome to Double Shin, my new baby.
18:39Listen, I just wanted to say big props on the whole mass thing. You know, I read through his
18:44revision worksheets and they are great. I just feel really bad there. Of course you're great at mass.
18:50Don't worry about it. This is the signature dish of Double Shin. And excuse me for being a
18:56soppy goose, but this is a tribute to my incredible wife, Fee. I couldn't do any of this without her
19:02support. Yeah, okay. So this is Neelam Mango Sorbet, which is Fee's favourite fruit. And as tomorrow
19:12is our wedding anniversary, I thought I'd propose a toast to Double Shin and my amazing Fiona.
19:20Double Shin. Double Shin.
19:21All right. All right. Easy, easy, easy. Back to us.
19:26God, I love anniversaries. Our next biggie will be pearl. But I can't imagine Chris giving me a pearl
19:32necklace. Wow. Now we all can.
19:35Are you all right, Amanda?
19:45Yeah. Hey. No, I'm fine. Are you all right?
19:49Totally forgot it was our anniversary tomorrow. And I've not even got her a card. I think I
19:53can get her a box of West Country cheeses delivered by tomorrow. Or I could get her some Kraft
19:58Dales. Oh, I think we can do better than that, Fee. But I will need a little favour.
20:10Mmm. Are you ready for your present? Ready. Thanks, babes. Aw.
20:18Oh. Oh. Do you like it? Do you have the receipt? Yeah. I don't know what this is.
20:38Oh. Oh. Shit.
20:40We've risen to believe some children caught copying each other's. Please come for a meeting
20:55at 12. Oh. Shit. Oh. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.
21:05Amanda. Mummy. Hi. Yeah. I just got a message from the school about a meeting at midday.
21:18Yeah. And I can't leave my co-lab. I thought you were your own boss. Yeah. No. I am my
21:22own boss. But I've got a really important meet with a big hotel. Okay. Please, mummy,
21:27go to Georgie's school for 12 o'clock. Oh, do I have to? Yes. Yes. Bye.
21:30Ahem. Ahem. The umpteenth time. Can you not use your phone on the floor? It was a family
21:35emergency, Daniel. Well, you've obviously got time on your hands, so can you shift that grout?
21:41Right. God damn it. Oh, God.
21:54Oh, God.
21:55Oh, God.
21:56Oh, God.
21:57Oh, God.
21:57Oh, God.
21:59Oh, hello, Amanda. I didn't know you worked here. I don't work here. Of course I don't
22:09work here. No, um, no, just browsing around myself. You're wearing a uniform. Yes, no, I
22:19can see why you would think I worked here, but, um, I don't. I don't work here. I co-lab,
22:26but I'm mainly in the head office in Mayfair.
22:31Amanda, you shifted that grout yet?
22:34Fine, yes, I work here.
22:36Della, yes.
22:37So, I'm just doing this till Senuous takes off.
22:40You don't have to tell me how hard it is to launch something.
22:44You're skint.
22:46You're desperate.
22:47Well, I wouldn't say I'm desperate.
22:48Your car's been repossessed.
22:50Your ex is a cock and he's dumped you in it financially.
22:53We actually have a really incredible relationship for exes.
22:56Yeah, but what I'm trying to say is that
22:58I think that what you're doing is pretty impressive.
23:07The fuck is that?
23:11So, I'm just saying that coincidences do happen,
23:15that all three of them got exactly the same answers wrong.
23:18I can explain.
23:19I think that my knowledge of maths got the better of me
23:24and I may have helped Ned a bit too much.
23:27No, don't beat yourself up.
23:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:30I can't let you do this.
23:31You can.
23:33It wasn't Mal.
23:34He had nothing to do with it.
23:35It was me.
23:37I'm the cheat.
23:37I'm the liar.
23:38It was Ken.
23:39I thought teaching maths would be easy.
23:42But it is so hard.
23:45Amen to that, sister.
23:46Just started filling out a few answers, you know?
23:49And then one thing led to another and I don't know what happened.
23:51Just before I knew it, I was filling in the whole thing.
23:56Oh, God.
23:57I don't see what all the fuss is about.
23:59They're all going to be fine.
24:01It's just a stupid maths test.
24:03That's not helping.
24:04Helpful, Mrs. Anderson.
24:07Hey, JJ.
24:10I'm sorry.
24:11I just...
24:12I think if I'm not doing the day-to-day tricky stuff with Ned,
24:16then what am I?
24:17I'm just a guy that takes him to the zoo and hands out 20s.
24:20I feel like a weekend dad and weekend dads are shy.
24:23Come on, Fit.
24:24I'm just the stepdad, you know?
24:26The lamest of all the dads.
24:28I'm like a bad cover version of you.
24:30I'm like the Westlife version of Uptown Girl to your original Billy Joel.
24:34No.
24:36You're Beyonce's version of Blackbird.
24:38That is a banger.
24:41Do you want me to take over the maths homework?
24:44Fuck yes, please.
24:46Thank you so much.
24:49Well, that's not real.
24:54How was the meeting at school?
24:56Oh, George, you got a detention for copying.
24:59I mean, pfft.
25:01Honestly, it's a fuss they made.
25:02What do you mean, pfft?
25:04Don't do it.
25:05Puff that, mummy.
25:06This is important.
25:12What's got your knickers in a twist now?
25:14I have just been sacked from a job selling waste disposal units in a burgundy airtex.
25:20Oh, my God, that's awful.
25:22Why on earth are you doing that?
25:23Why?
25:24What?
25:25Because I'm not qualified to do anything better, mummy.
25:28I've only got three GCSEs.
25:30I suppose that's my fault?
25:32Yes, it is your fault, because the only things you ever made me work on were a killer backhand
25:35and toning my legs.
25:37Well, being good at tennis is an excellent life skill.
25:39I'm not arguing that, but I want more for Georgie.
25:41I don't want my daughter to fail her exams, because no one can be bothered to help her.
25:44Where did she go?
25:57See?
25:57Nothing to worry about.
26:00I was a single mother, too, you know.
26:03Well, your father went skiing a lot.
26:07Fine.
26:08Maybe I could have been a smidge more hands-on.
26:10I'm sure you can find a way to make it up to me, mummy.
26:14Yeah.
26:24I've come to get my mood board back.
26:28And my co-lab.
26:29Why would I give you your job back?
26:31Because I'm damn good at it.
26:33And I'll be even better, Daniel, if you'll just let me fly.
26:36I need a sales assistant, Amanda, not a seagull.
26:39And also, because I'm bringing you a big new client.
26:45Who's Felicity Sanderson?
26:47It's mummy.
26:48And she wants a complete new kitchen, including a fizzy water tap.
26:56Why are you making it so hard?
26:59It's obviously an irrational number.
27:01That's the whole point of the exercise.
27:04You know what?
27:04Forget it.
27:05Forget it.
27:05Let's go.
27:16I'm full of new followers.
27:19My dear.
27:21Who's VTV Property Management?
27:30George, come on, school.
27:31Gangang's still in there.
27:32There's only one shower.
27:33Mummy, hurry up.
27:34Why are you wearing gloves?
27:36I'm reviewing anti-aging hand masks on my TikTok.
27:38Are you being paid to do that?
27:39No, it doesn't work like that.
27:41Mummy, please hurry up.
27:43The kids are at school.
27:44I've got to be at my co-lab for nine.
27:45Well, it's not my fault you've downsized to a single bathroom abode, darling.
27:48Why can't you just have a bath after the school run, mummy?
27:50No, I'm off out.
27:51I need to check how my new sauna's coming along.
27:53See when I can move back home.
27:54No, mummy, you said you'd be in design for my new ring light.
27:56Why do you need another one?
27:58One to light my face and one to light my hands.
28:00Mummy, everyone knows influencing is 80% lighting.
28:03What's the other 20%?
28:04Narcissism?
28:05Can't you get that hunky guy in the cellar to collect your parcel?
28:08What a hunk.
28:09Who uses the word hunky anyway?
28:11Can someone help me with this knob?
28:27Yeah.
28:28Hi.
28:28I'm getting a very expensive ring light delivered this morning
28:31and my mother was supposed to wait in for it now she's going out.
28:33So can you be in to sign for it, please?
28:35Yeah, because I'm paid to be your concierge.
28:38I've got a job, Amanda.
28:39Do you not remember the old school hymn when I needed a neighbour?
28:42Were you there?
28:43Were you there?
28:44But I'm not going to be there because I've got a job.
28:48Oh, my God.
28:50Is that Miss Clacey?
28:52Is that even legal if she's your kid's PE teacher?
28:55Goodbye, Amanda.
28:56You seriously never heard of a batonet, Diego?
29:19Yes, it's a carrot stick.
29:20Dick.
29:21Oh, here she is.
29:22Hi, Amanda.
29:23You know, I still can't believe our two babbies are an item.
29:26I'm like the Carol Middleton to your Queen Camilla.
29:29And at least let me be Lady Di.
29:30Listen, guys, guys, strap in.
29:32Mega gossip download.
29:34Mal is sleeping with Miss Clacey.
29:37Hold on a sec.
29:38Mal is shagging a PE teacher from Haycroft.
29:41Surely that's breaking a law.
29:42That is exactly what I said.
29:43I saw them yesterday canoodling on my front doorstep.
29:45Yeah, good for him.
29:46She's a ride.
29:47Uh, excuse me?
29:48What?
29:48She is a ride.
29:49I'm allowed to find other women rides.
29:50I mean, you said the other day you thought Michelle Hussain off the news was a ride.
29:53Oh, she is a ride.
29:54Shh, shh, here he comes.
29:55Don't say a word, Anne.
29:57Mal, I never knew you had a girlfriend.
29:59I don't.
30:01Well, what's all this we hear about you and Miss Clacey?
30:04Thank you, Amanda.
30:05Siobhan's not my girlfriend.
30:06She just stayed over a couple of nights.
30:09Well, things must be getting fairly serious if you're at the, uh, staying over stage.
30:13Please, no one ever tell Anne about chem sex parties.
30:16Don't you think Miss Clacey's a bit young female?
30:17She's nearly 30.
30:19What's the big deal?
30:19I am single.
30:22Oh, I remember the last day I was single.
30:23It was the 19th of April of 1993, the day I met Chris.
30:26Yeah.
30:27How old were you then?
30:2813.
30:28Before you ask, he was 11.
30:30Yeah, but he actually had the energy of a 12 and a half year old, so it wasn't that weird.
30:33I'm actually dipping my toe in the dating pool myself as it happens.
30:36Yeah, no, he's a property developer from South Africa.
30:39He lives in Wapping now, and we've been sliding into each other's DMs.
30:44Yeah, well, you need to watch yourself out there, Amanda.
30:46Yeah?
30:47Because I've listened to that podcast, Sweet Bobby.
30:49Oh, God.
30:49Not everyone is a tinder swindler.
30:52I mean, if I was a frumpy Mary, yeah, I would be suspicious, but pitching for attractive
30:57women all the time, it's perfectly natural.
30:59Watch out, ball!
31:02It's the gift that keeps on giving.
31:05You think that's clever?
31:06Oh, lighten up, Anne.
31:07Are you coming for a bacon sani after, Mance?
31:12Oh, Fee, I've got to go to the DHL depot in Heathrow to retrieve my ring light before
31:15it gets sent back to China.
31:16Well, ring light lights your ring, right?
31:18No, Fee.
31:19My mother was supposed to be in when it was delivered, but she's just out now, sparking
31:22my inheritance on brunches and saunas, and God knows what else she gets up to.
31:28I think it's great.
31:28Your mum's got a social life.
31:30Yeah, but she's really cagey about it.
31:33Well, maybe she's taken a lover, too.
31:35As if.
31:35Why not?
31:36She's a handsome woman.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:39Do you think my mother is hot?
31:40100% Helen Mirren vibes.
31:42Oh, that's funny.
31:43People often say I'm like a young Mirren.
31:45People often say I look like a young Gloria Honeyford.
31:48Oh, now that I get.
31:50No, wait.
31:50Hang on, hang on, hang on.
31:51I just need to get eyes on Darius.
31:52Hang on.
31:52I just installed a tracker on her.
31:54Oh, that's very FBI of you, Anne.
31:55Well, look, it's dead easy.
31:56I just took one of those Bluetooth fobs and I sold it into his jacket.
31:59No, they're really great, those.
32:00I've got one of my keys.
32:01Where are all my keys?
32:02Nah, I'm not microchipping them like they're...
32:04Cats, you've got to trust your kid, you know?
32:07Well, what if something awful happens to Morton?
32:09What if she falls down like a manhole or something?
32:11Anne, I've never heard of anyone falling down a manhole.
32:14Well, excuse me, but I had a cousin.
32:16He fell through a trap door into a pub cellar
32:17because they didn't lock it properly after a Guinness delivery,
32:19but he was given Six Nations tickets as a compensation.
32:23Um, there is nothing in that story I can relate to.
32:28Fallow foam oil barbs.
32:30Skin soap.
32:30Sof.
32:31Anti-Saxon hand serum.
32:32Woodruff's texture.
32:33Smells incredible.
32:34Uh, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed.
32:35Foster foam hand balm.
32:36It's so nourishing and organic.
32:39It smells so yummy, so hydrating.
32:42Obsessed, obsessed, obsessed, obsessed.
32:43No, no, no.
32:44You take the gorge and I'll take the car.
32:46Oh, God.
32:47Are you looking where they're going?
32:48Manus.
32:48Manus.
32:50Manus.
32:51Darling, there is a key here for you and Gangang.
32:53Will you help her with the air fry?
32:53Because she won't have a clue how to use it.
32:55Oh, there you are.
32:56You were supposed to be back at seven, Mummy.
32:58I need to leave.
32:59Well, I'm here now, aren't I?
33:00Where have you been all day anyway?
33:01What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?
33:03Oh, God.
33:03It's been years since I've been on a proper date.
33:08Is it too much?
33:10You look tip-top.
33:12Now, two bits of advice.
33:14Yeah.
33:14One, don't tell him you have kids.
33:17Men run a mile.
33:19I realised quickly that it was best to keep that under my hat.
33:21Me.
33:22Me under your hat, Mummy.
33:24And number two, check his wedding ring finger for an indent.
33:27He's not married, Mummy.
33:28Darling, they never are.
33:30It's my taxi.
33:31Wish me luck.
33:35Bye, sweetheart.
33:36Manus.
33:38Manus.
33:40Manus.
33:40Manus.
33:41Manus, darling.
33:41Manus.
33:42Manus.
33:42Darling, how about I teach you to mix a daiquiri this evening?
33:50Hi.
33:51How's it?
33:52Amanda from Sensuous.
33:54Senuous.
33:56And you must be Johannes from Johannes Vanderveille Property Management Limited.
34:02Yeah.
34:03Look at you, girl.
34:05Ain't too bad yourself.
34:08By the way, I can't believe you booked us a table at Double Shin.
34:11I was actually a guest of honour at the soft opening a few weeks ago.
34:15The owner's a dear, dear friend of mine, Delafry.
34:17I've never heard of her.
34:19I booked this place because it was the only restaurant in the area that wasn't a chicken shop or attached to a bowling alley.
34:24Shall we?
34:31Hi.
34:32Hey, you guys have a reservation?
34:34Yeah, Vanderveille is 7.30.
34:36Is Della in tonight?
34:37Yeah, Delafry is in every night.
34:39Only that, um, could we put back and say hi if you just tell her it's Amanda?
34:43No.
34:44Sorry, she's busy.
34:46Oh, that's fine.
34:48Hello?
34:49Della!
34:50Della!
34:54Oh, she was so great.
34:56Okay.
34:57Thank you so much.
34:59Della!
35:00There she is!
35:01Hello!
35:01Hello!
35:02I'd love you to meet...
35:03Johannes!
35:04Oh!
35:04I'm trying to seduce your smoking hot friend.
35:08Well, I'm sure that won't be hard.
35:10Shall I show you to your seats?
35:12What table are they at, Sandy?
35:13Table 14.
35:14Great, great.
35:15Which one's 14?
35:16Toilet table.
35:16Oh, yeah.
35:17Okay, follow me.
35:19Thank you so much.
35:21This is lovely.
35:23What do you want to watch?
35:24Salt burn?
35:25Hmm.
35:25Okay.
35:27Who wants a hottie chocke?
35:29Oh, go away.
35:30Georgina, you couldn't give me a hand with my necklace, could you?
35:37I had to take it off earlier for my mammogram.
35:39That's my mother's engagement ring.
35:41I hope that one day Darius will give it to his one true love.
35:43It doesn't fit me anymore after my hands swelled after having the twins.
35:48Would you like to give it a go there, Georgie?
35:50Yes.
35:50Let's go and play table tennis.
35:52Yeah.
36:00Huh.
36:02Salt burn.
36:04Give it a go.
36:05And a glass of the Morgenhoff estate, please.
36:10I actually went to school with the guy who owns the vineyard, John T. Morgenhoff.
36:14Can I be honest with you?
36:16Yes.
36:17I was kind of worried that you wouldn't look as hot IRL as you do on your social.
36:22Like, you might be a total dog.
36:25But you are insanely hot, Amanda.
36:28Oh.
36:29And if this is all tweaks and fillers, I don't care.
36:32No, it's all own-out challenge.
36:34Thanks.
36:36Um, cheers.
36:38Cheers.
36:41Look.
36:42No.
36:43I'm avoiding Brian at the moment.
36:45High blood pressure.
36:46Oh.
36:49Hmm.
36:50I saw you looking at my ring finger.
36:53Okay.
36:54Nosy birdie.
36:56Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
36:57Drum roll, please.
36:58What?
36:59I said drum roll, please.
37:00Okay.
37:02Ta-da.
37:03See, look.
37:04No ring.
37:04No ring.
37:06Oh, shit.
37:07My wedding ring.
37:09I'm kidding.
37:10It's my signet ring, Amanda.
37:12I was winding you up.
37:14Look, it goes on my pinky.
37:15I'm not married, Amanda.
37:17Okay, okay.
37:18And before you ask, no, I don't usually DM pretty chicks.
37:21And no, I don't live with my mother.
37:23I'm quite a simple guy.
37:25I'm filthy rich.
37:26I never married.
37:26I've never had kids.
37:28Are you gay?
37:31Girl, I just drove all the way to South Halston to kiss a total hottie.
37:37Of course I'm not gay.
37:39What?
37:39Who says we're going to kiss?
37:47Mother.
37:49Sorry, that's my mother.
37:51Oh, my God.
37:53I'm sorry.
37:54I'm sorry, that's so embarrassing.
37:56I can see where you got your looks.
37:57She must have been young when she had you.
37:58She's not talking about my mother because it's sort of killing the mood.
38:01Yeah.
38:06Sorry, I'm just going to...
38:07Well, just put this on silent.
38:09Sorry.
38:10There we go.
38:10Sorry.
38:14You know, actually, I will...
38:16I should probably take it because it might be about my daughter.
38:18You have a kid?
38:20Yes.
38:20Um, two.
38:23Brilliant.
38:23I love kids.
38:25What is it, Anne?
38:26Oh, hi.
38:27Do you have eyes on Darius?
38:28Because he was supposed to be walking Georgie home.
38:30I'm looking at the tracker here.
38:31And he's been out there a good 15 minutes.
38:33You want to put my mind at rest and just check any drains or manholes?
38:38Oh, shit.
38:39They're here.
38:40Yes.
38:41Yes, he's here.
38:42I'll send him home, Anne.
38:43Bye.
38:45He's so rough.
38:46No ways.
38:48They're too busy playing Tonto Lucky themselves.
38:50I'm going to have to pretend that you're my Uber driver because I do not want my daughter
38:53to know that...
38:54Okay.
38:55No problem.
38:55I love a bit of role play.
38:58Thank you, Uber driver.
39:00Five stars.
39:01You better give me a big tip.
39:02All right, guys.
39:06Party's over.
39:08Wait, Georgie, what's that on your...
39:09Oh, my God.
39:10Is that a love fight?
39:12Oh, please.
39:13Inside.
39:14You can talk.
39:16You would just make it out with a drug dealer.
39:18Oh, my God.
39:18He's not a drug dealer.
39:20If you must know, I was on a date.
39:23And it's kind of casual.
39:24But, yeah.
39:25He's really great.
39:27So...
39:28Um...
39:28Maybe we could go on a double date together.
39:32Yeah, that could be fun.
39:34I was joking.
39:36Yeah, no.
39:37So was I joking.
39:39Darius, go home!
39:41Shoo!
39:42Oh, somebody looks like the cat that's got the cream.
39:50Keep your voice down, kids.
39:52I hope he didn't make you go Dutch or something ghastly.
39:55No, he's a perfect gentleman.
39:56He paid for everything.
39:58And he didn't mind that I had kids.
39:59And no sign of a wedding ring.
40:00So, uh...
40:01I think I hit the jackpot, Mummy.
40:04Good for you.
40:05Sex shouldn't stop when you get older.
40:07It's a very important part of life.
40:11Right.
40:11Can I use the ablutions or is there another rush hour?
40:15Just put the mat down, Mummy.
40:16I'd love you, too.
40:42Why would you want to suck someone's neck till it gets bruised?
40:48Oh, we all went through the lovebite phase.
40:50It doesn't really last that long, but God, it's intense.
40:53So you'll miss lovebites when they're gone.
40:55It's like a reverse horror movie.
40:56And the next sucking stops.
40:58What are they sucking next?
41:00Here, how's your mum's back, Mum?
41:02Fine.
41:03I mean, she's got scoliosis from years of looking down at people.
41:05Why?
41:05She cancelled brunch this morning for an emergency car repair appointment.
41:10She told me she was going to the V&A.
41:11She's so sneaky.
41:14You know, I found a brand new pair of men's pyjamas stashed under her bed.
41:16I think it's great she's getting laid.
41:18Why is she keeping it a secret?
41:19Maybe she doesn't want everyone to know about it.
41:21Speaking of which, how's it going with your new boyfriend?
41:24Anne!
41:26Shut up!
41:27Maybe I don't want everyone to know either.
41:29But since you asked, it's going really well.
41:30Oh, thank you.
41:31Yeah, I'm going up to his penthouse tonight, actually.
41:38Oh.
41:38Look how big his balcony is!
41:43Jeez.
41:44Guy really likes his emojis.
41:45Yeah?
41:46What's wrong with that?
41:47I didn't say anything's wrong with that.
41:49Do you not send Miss Glacey emojis?
41:50No.
41:51We just send each other voice notes.
41:52Oh, God.
41:54Yeah, I told you she's too young for you.
41:56What?
41:56It's just a phone call.
41:57You do one side at a time.
41:58So, um, you guys are going proper steady now.
42:02Have you told the kiddos?
42:03No, because that would be crazy, Phoebe.
42:05But at this rate, it probably won't be long.
42:08Have you told Ned about Miss Clacey yet?
42:10No.
42:11You know, it's a very loose arrangement.
42:14Obviously, she's his teacher.
42:16Plus, she's closer in age to Ned than you.
42:17Age ain't nothing but a number.
42:19You know who wrote that song?
42:21Yeah, I know.
42:24Who wrote that song?
42:25Ah, Kelly.
42:26Your Kelly wrote that?
42:28Fair play to her.
42:32And then, he goes dancing around the stately home, naked as the day he was born.
42:36And I should know, because I was there the day he was born.
42:38Yeah.
42:39His mummy was on the same ward as Sinead when she was having Michael.
42:41So, that's the second time now I've seen Barry Keoghan's Mickey.
42:44Lads, look.
42:46Sorry.
42:46I just, I wanted to introduce you to the Irish contingent.
42:49Oh, yeah?
42:49Pat, this is Georgie.
42:52Helloya, Georgie.
42:53Darius's lovely girlfriend.
42:55You're all going to love her.
42:56And, Georgie, this is Pat.
42:58Hiya.
42:59Lorraine.
42:59Hiya, Georgie.
43:00Pat and her husband, Edgar.
43:02Hiya.
43:03And then there's Pat, Pat, Lisa, Pat.
43:05Helloya.
43:05And her daughter, Saoirse.
43:06Hiya.
43:06And then that's my other sister, Pat.
43:09Hiya.
43:09And her husband, Pat.
43:11How are you going on?
43:12Oh, Finn, Owen, do you want to talk to your aunties?
43:16Right.
43:17I'll leave you to it.
43:22Darius, we need to talk.
43:26Drink in that view.
43:28Yeah.
43:29Wow.
43:30You can see all the way to the Rotherhithe Tunnel that takes the A101 under the Thames.
43:35Yeah.
43:37Please.
43:37Oh, God, it's so nice to share this massive balcony with someone.
43:45So peaceful.
43:48Christ.
43:49Oh, that's just the air conditioning unit for the building.
43:52I'm so used to it, I don't even hear it anymore.
43:54Don't worry, it doesn't last very long.
43:56See, it stopped me.
43:57Okay.
44:00Champagne.
44:01Oh, lovely.
44:03Hi, lovely to meet you.
44:05How are you?
44:06Where's Georgie?
44:08She dumped me, Mum.
44:10She what?
44:13I don't know what I did wrong.
44:18Ah, this view is incredible, isn't it?
44:21I love coming out here and just forgetting all my problems.
44:25Oh, that'd be nice.
44:27You okay?
44:29Share your burden.
44:30I'm a terrific listener.
44:31Oh, no.
44:32It's just my mother.
44:34Yeah.
44:34Oh, shame.
44:35You okay?
44:35Yeah, she's been acting really weirdly lately.
44:39And I mean, I think she's got a boyfriend, but I just, I don't know why she's not telling me.
44:44So, very boring.
44:46Sorry, probably nothing at all.
44:47No, no, look, I don't want to put the shits up you.
44:49I mean, I can think of some other things I'd like to put up you, but no, you're right to be worried.
44:54Because, um, my mother was actually catfished.
44:56Because, um, my mother was actually catfished back in Joburg.
44:59Oh, my God.
45:00She was actually catfished twice.
45:01The first time she was catfished was an actual catfish attack.
45:05But the second time she was catfished was by a very naughty gentleman from the internet.
45:09Oh, God.
45:10He persuaded her to buy him lots of gifts, like expensive holidays.
45:14And a Patek Philippe watch!
45:17Sorry?
45:18A Patek Philippe watch!
45:20Did you, did you say watch?
45:22Yeah.
45:23A Patek Philippe watch!
45:26The whole saga really knocked my poor mother's confidence.
45:30Elderly women are very vulnerable.
45:32Oh.
45:33Sorry.
45:35That's okay.
45:36Just be two seconds.
45:39Anne, if this is about Darius being outside my house, I'm not there right now.
45:42It's awful!
45:43They've broken up!
45:44Darius and Georgie, they've split!
45:46Oh, God, Anne, you made it sound like something really bad had happened.
45:49It is something bad!
45:51Darius is in a terrible state, and Georgie's probably heartbroken!
45:54Okay, and thanks for letting me know, Anne.
45:56Yeah, bye.
45:57Sorry, it's fine.
45:59Oh, lovely.
46:02Mmm.
46:08Oh, Christ.
46:13I'm...
46:14Johannes, I'm sorry.
46:15I just...
46:16I can't relax.
46:17I think I've got to go home.
46:19You're going?
46:19Yeah, I...
46:20It's my daughter's first proper boyfriend,
46:22and I just feel like I've got...
46:24I've got to be home to comfort her.
46:26What?
46:27Let's do lunch on Monday.
46:29I'll call you.
46:31Okay.
46:31I'll call you.
46:36Georgie, are you upset?
46:38Amazing.
46:39Oh, Morton!
46:42Darling, it's all right.
46:43I'm here now.
46:45Sweetheart, why didn't you answer your phone?
46:46Oh, Darius's mum called me, like, 30 times, so I turned it off.
46:50I mean, his mum was just really full on.
46:52She introduced Georgie to literally his entire family.
46:54God.
46:55Sorry, did we mess up your date?
46:57It wasn't a date.
46:58I'm not dating.
46:59As long as you're all right.
47:00Is it cool if Morton stays for a sleepover?
47:02Toots!
47:03Yeah, just to text your mum's.
47:04Let them know you're here.
47:05Oh, yeah, no, Della knows where I am.
47:07She has a tracking key ring on me anyway.
47:08Oh!
47:09But don't tell Fee, because she will have a breakdown.
47:12Can you leave now?
47:14Okay.
47:21Oh, mummy, you're back.
47:23How was your date?
47:24Uh, it was cut short.
47:26Georgie and Darius broke up.
47:28She seems surprisingly fine about it.
47:30Well, women have to be resilient.
47:32Right, just off my bath.
47:33How was your day?
47:35Fine, yes.
47:37How's your back?
47:39Fine.
47:40Although I look forward to not sleeping on a sofa bed.
47:42Mm-hmm.
47:43You're in a bed, I'm under a bed.
47:52It hits you.
47:53And not Sketch drôle.
47:56All right.
47:59Oh.
48:01You're great.
48:02You're good.
48:04Yeah.
48:04Bye.
48:05So.
48:05Bye.
48:06You're good.
48:07Bye.
48:08Bye.
48:09Bye.
48:09Bye.
48:10Bye.
48:11Bye.
48:12All right, big man, be good.
48:16I'll see you in a bit, then.
48:31You all right, Anne?
48:32Not really.
48:34I'm getting over a breakup.
48:36God, no, not you and Chris.
48:37No, no, no, no.
48:39Darius and Georgie.
48:40It's my first experience of being dumped.
48:47I thought I did everything right, you know?
48:49I introduced her to all the pets.
48:52I shared our family recipes.
48:53I insisted on her calling me Mammy.
48:55Oh, okay, no offense, Anne, but that would make me run a mile.
49:00Really?
49:02Oh, God.
49:04It wasn't him, it was me.
49:06I'm the reason we broke up.
49:08I can fix this.
49:10Yeah, okay, I don't think the solution here is for you to get more involved.
49:13But maybe next time Darius has a girlfriend, you give them some space.
49:18Absolutely, yeah, space.
49:20Yeah.
49:22Oh, you're really good at this.
49:24How's everything going with you, Miss Clacey?
49:26No, I think I'm going to call it a day.
49:30She's too young for me.
49:31If this is because of what the others are saying, just, like, don't listen to them.
49:33She's too young for me.
49:36She's too young for you, yeah.
49:39Move it!
49:40Action stations!
49:41You're so late!
49:42Go, go, go!
49:42Love you!
49:45Have a wonderful day at work, darling.
49:46It's a collab.
49:47Bye!
49:53Hi, Daniel.
49:54I'm going to be a little bit late this morning.
49:56Something's happened to my mother.
49:59God, I'm sorry.
50:00The reception is absolutely appalling.
50:02I'm going to have to...
50:03Hey, babe.
50:15I'm just checking you like shrimp.
50:17I'm putting together a little picnic for our date later.
50:19Oh, God.
50:21Um, Johannes!
50:22Uh, I'm so sorry.
50:24I don't think I'm going to make it.
50:26I've actually got to go check on my mother.
50:28Ah, OK.
50:30Sure, yeah.
50:31Absolutely.
50:32No, you should definitely go and do that.
50:34Um, oh, wait.
50:35Yeah.
50:35Johannes, wait.
50:36Listen.
50:37Uh, Johannes, uh, look.
50:40You are a great guy.
50:42But honestly, between my mother and my kids,
50:45my collab, all the other shit life's throwing at me,
50:48I'm not sure I have the bandwidth for a proper relationship.
50:51Oh.
50:53Shame.
50:54Yeah.
50:55No, I, I, I totally get it.
50:57OK, great.
50:58Well, well, should we put a pin in it
51:00and maybe circle back when things are a bit less crazy?
51:05Yeah.
51:06Yeah, sure, sure.
51:08OK, well, uh, listen, Amanda, you take care.
51:12Bye, Johannes.
51:13All the best.
51:17All the best.
51:20Ouch.
51:20Hello, Mummy.
51:39Hello, Daddy.
51:42Felicity.
51:43No, darling, I'm Felicity.
51:45This is Amanda.
51:46Oh, yes.
51:49Of course you are.
51:50Nice pyjamas, Daddy.
51:55Driver says he's two minutes away.
51:59How did you even know I was here?
52:00Because, Mummy, I was worried about you,
52:02so I put a tracker in your handbag.
52:05Well, aren't you magnum P.I.?
52:08Are you going to tell me why you've been seeing him?
52:11Because I feel sorry for him, OK?
52:13And because none of his other wives ever visit him,
52:15and I know he could be an absolute rotter at times.
52:20Yes, he left us, Mummy.
52:22He was the love of my life, Amanda.
52:25So what are you going to do?
52:29Can I give you a lift?
52:30Oh, yes.
52:32Oh, dear, Mummy.
52:34Darius, go up with another girl.
52:43Oh, dear.
52:46Only me, who wants lemonade.
52:52Yum, this is delicious, Mrs A.
52:54Don't be so formal.
52:58Call me Mammy.
52:59Listen, my darling,
53:05there's a reason it didn't work out with this boy.
53:09And one day you'll meet someone
53:10and you'll fall completely head over heels
53:13and it'll be worth it.
53:15Because when you know, you know.
53:18And if you don't know,
53:19then he's not the man for you.
53:22Thanks, Gengen.
53:24Mum, can we get some ice cream?
53:25Of course.
53:26Of course.
53:26Of course.
53:29Mummy.
53:32It's so lovely for you to say all that
53:33and you're so right.
53:35I felt exactly...
53:35No, not you.
53:37No, at your age,
53:38you need to take what you can get.
53:39You're not a teenager.
53:41No, after my divorce,
53:42talk about slim pickings.
53:44All the good ones were married.
53:46All the single ones were weirdos.
53:48Widowers were for hen's teeth.
53:50You know, once you get into your 60s,
53:51the sex definitely picks up a bit.
53:55But it's a barren, barren desert until then.
53:57It's a barren, barriac, loose,
53:59liquid ink, flatbread,
54:00and manti dumplings.
54:02Mummy, do you mind if I pop out for an hour?
54:04Go for it.
54:06Okay, thank you, thank you.
54:08Yeah, oh my God, Amanda,
54:09your hands are so soft.
54:11Yeah, oh yeah.
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