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S00E100 Christmas Special 2025
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00:00Gipson on toys, Joanna Page and Matthew Horne on Gavin and Stacey, Nitro on New Year's Resolutions, Tim Vine on Cracker Jokes, Simon Sturman on Christmas Food, and Big Nasty on Reindeer.
00:24Merry Christmas.
00:26Merry Christmas.
00:27Oh, what a wonderful thing.
00:30It's Christmas Day, and you've chosen to spend it with me.
00:34I'm honoured, and you all look so wonderful.
00:37First off, we must talk about your Christmas outfit.
00:40Christmas sorted, fam.
00:42Do you want to talk us through it, Big Nasty?
00:43So, on a great Christmas, you need a liquidated beverage.
00:47Yes.
00:48Some people like a snowman.
00:49Yes.
00:50Yeah?
00:51Can't go wrong without a turkey.
00:52Correct.
00:53Yeah, I mean?
00:54Snowflake, because it looks beautiful outside.
00:56White Christmas.
00:57White Christmas, you don't know.
00:58Yes.
00:59And they're representing the Black Christmas, you know, you've got buff chicks.
01:02Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03I'm drinking rum.
01:05What is this?
01:06You've got to play the game.
01:07Yes, yes.
01:08Don't hate the player.
01:09Very philosophical.
01:10Hate the game.
01:11You know what?
01:11I like how you feel it, mate.
01:13I know you feel it, mate.
01:15It's to me.
01:15I know, I know, I know, I know.
01:16OK, excellent.
01:18Well, as our viewers scramble around for the subtitles button, we welcome Big Nasty.
01:25Always a pleasure.
01:26Gilo.
01:27Yes.
01:28So, you've gone for the Crocs.
01:29I'm so excited about my Christmas Crocs, given by my son with a little joke, too.
01:34He arrived with them.
01:35Oh, yes.
01:35Saying they're Crocs for mum and dad.
01:37A pair of old Crocs for a pair of old Crocs.
01:40He's not the game.
01:41He's up to eat something.
01:42He's loads of stuff.
01:43Yes.
01:43Do you like them?
01:44Yeah, I am a citizen of the Republic of Krakistan.
01:47No, I don't know where to look when I look at you.
01:52Do I need some tinsel somewhere?
01:53I don't know.
01:54I just don't understand.
01:56There's not enough tinsel to cover me off, unfortunately.
01:58So, when you were dancing around the wheel, you can dance with your pectoral muscles?
02:02Yeah.
02:02They haven't wondered their own, unfortunately.
02:04Gilo, have you ever attempted such a thing?
02:05Do you know I'm taking Nitra home while my wife is her Christmas present?
02:11He has very sweetly agreed.
02:14And do you think...
02:15He's kind of C-holding all the...
02:17He's kind of C-holding all the...
02:18Wow.
02:18He's kind of C-holding all the...
02:20He's kind of C-holding all the...
02:20The funny thing is, I...
02:21Like, this is easily...
02:22I like you, you know.
02:34You're the guy.
02:36OK.
02:37OK.
02:38Um, Viney.
02:40How are you?
02:41Nice to see you.
02:41I would have taken my top off.
02:43Yes.
02:43I've actually got the map of Italy tattooed on my chest.
02:46Right.
02:46And I've got really sore Naples.
02:48LAUGHTER
02:49But no, it's great to be, because I actually live in an advent calendar.
02:52Oh, yes?
02:52Yeah, it's freezing at the moment.
02:53All the windows are open.
02:55Oh, my God.
02:56Amazing.
02:57Viney, you're always welcome.
02:59All right.
02:59Well, we've got amazing categories.
03:00We are here, of course, to win money for charity, because it's Christmas.
03:05And we have three special contestants waiting beneath us on the contestant wheel.
03:11So let's find out who they are.
03:14Who's down there?
03:15Well, we have...
03:16Well, we have...
03:17Mel Gedeutsch.
03:18Mel Gedeutsch.
03:19Oh!
03:20Oh!
03:21Richard Osmond.
03:22And Paddy McGinnis.
03:23Oh!
03:24Those three.
03:25So it is a one in three.
03:26Who's it going to be?
03:27Spend the contestant wheel.
03:28Who have we got?
03:29It's Mel!
03:30It's Mel!
03:32It's Mel!
03:33Hello, Elly.
03:34Hello, Telly.
03:35Hello, darling.
03:36Hello, Big Up Bootlet $3,000.
03:39Miss Giles.
03:40Say hi, Giles.
03:41Mel, you've gone for the blanket.
03:44I couldn't...
03:45It's Christmas day.
03:46Come on.
03:47Yes.
03:48You've gone early with the blanket.
03:50I''ve gone early with the blanket.
03:52I've gone early with the blanket.
03:57I've gone early, as well.
03:59I've gone early with the blanket.
04:01nanoblankets let's find out first yes about Christmas so you go early with the
04:07nanoblanket always lots of indulgence a lot of telly yes a lot a lot of kipping
04:13actually mm-hmm do you not put nitro do you sometimes get woken up by your own
04:18muscles and these but these pectoral muscles I strike they strike me as a
04:23hazard they can be hazard on the game yes do you know when that's happening do
04:28you activate how do you mean that is transfixing can you communicate with
04:37your pecs in Morse code to Giles and he'll tell us what you're saying so should you
04:50win yes and that is what we're here to help you to do what would you do with
04:55the money I would give it to an amazing charity called insulate Ukraine excellent
05:00and they're a brilliant charity run by really young people they're out in
05:04Ukraine and they've developed a window which is shatterproof and they're
05:09installing these windows all along the front line so that people in their flats
05:13and houses can have light and warmth they're amazing they're off the scale I
05:19really want to win some money for okay brilliant what a brilliant charity well
05:22done
05:24all right so these are the categories all you've got to do is clear the wheel of
05:29these categories to win money for your charity what are you feeling most
05:33confident about I'm gonna go cracker jokes
05:39well the world's leading authority on cracker jokes and when I was I was at
05:45home early on today and a chocolate went past at 100 miles an hour it was a
05:48Ferrari Rocher
05:51you know what this is the perfect day for you
05:55let's see you aren't definitely an expert that's why you're in gold
06:02who do you think is not funny
06:17oh god I think I might have to shut I might have to shut big nasty down it's
06:22because he's behind you this is what people do big nasty you have been shut
06:25down oh I feel so you don't want to land on big nasty you do want to land on Tim
06:30Vine it's your first spin let's start knocking on some of these categories spin the
06:34Christmas wheel
06:37keep going go to Jailo go to Jailo go to Jailo
06:44go to Jailo
06:58go to Jailo
07:00go to Jailo
07:01go to Jailo
07:05excellent
07:07okay so because it's Christmas we're gonna you know go outside of the norm
07:12yeah lovely and we're actually gonna bring on a Christmas cracker
07:15come on and I'm gonna pull it with you
07:17lovely that I'm gonna ask the joke yeah and then it is up to the two of you to
07:22determine the punchline oh and if you determine the punchline then this
07:27category is removed 3,000 pounds in the bank can I just say I feel very competitive
07:32suddenly so let's pull this okay solid great here we go
07:36oh well done you is there a little present in there is there a hat there is a hat actually correct and it sort of goes with your top yeah lovely
07:43it goes with the top okay happy Christmas everybody right come on okay so no help from the wheel this is the question or dare I say the joke
07:55why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars what are you two thinking
08:02um windows windows open windows oh very good there aren't the openings there aren't the openings there used to be there aren't the openings there used to be
08:10why is it difficult why is it more difficult to buy advent calendars why is it getting more
08:16numbers numbers numbers the numbers the day numbers up I think viney's got it look at viney's face
08:21of course he's got it
08:23I can't even see him
08:25no come on come on give us
08:26we haven't got the numbers anymore
08:27the numbers don't add up anymore
08:29alright okay
08:30oh no no no
08:31I don't think it is
08:32I think just on this occasion I'm going to go to Tim Vine and if he gets it I'm going to give it to you
08:38you got it stop it
08:40yes because I'm going to break the rules
08:41oh my god
08:42but we don't know if he's going to get it
08:43okay
08:44look at the tension in his face
08:45numbers
08:46Tim Vine, dare I ask why is it getting harder to buy advent calendars
08:51because their days are numbered
08:52that's the correct answer
08:53that's the correct answer
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09:29And look at me, I may not survive to the new year.
09:31That's quite right.
09:33Hey, you're funny!
09:36At this rate, you're going to be invited round to the nasties.
09:39I'm looking forward to that.
09:40But, Jylo, you have been shut down, so let's spin this wheel, see what happens.
09:46Come on, Nitro!
09:59Oh, it could be, it could be, it could be Matt and Joe, or it's going to be, oh, it's Matt and Joe.
10:16Keep going!
10:18Oh, it's Matt and Joe.
10:23Come on, Matt and Joe.
10:24Do you have New Year's resolutions?
10:26For the last 40 years, I've done Don't Bite My Nails.
10:29OK.
10:30It's never worked.
10:31No.
10:32I don't have a resolution, but I have a goal.
10:35OK.
10:36Next year, from here on in...
10:37Yeah.
10:38..I would like to persuade Nitro to name his pecs Gavin and Stacey.
10:43LAUGHTER
10:44That's very strong.
10:46Let's ask the pecs how they feel about it.
10:49Um...
10:50Wait, was that...?
10:52Yeah?
10:54Jylo, did you get that, yeah?
10:55I did get that, yeah?
10:56Yeah, yeah.
10:57Pretty cheeky.
10:58He says he'd rather they were called Anton Deck, but there you...
11:00LAUGHTER
11:05Um...
11:06OK.
11:07Let's have a look at the question on New Year's resolutions.
11:10New Year's resolutions, right.
11:12Often the reason for a New Year's resolution.
11:14UK adults allegedly consume approximately how many calories on Christmas Day?
11:20It's a good question.
11:21Really good.
11:22Relevant.
11:233,000 calories, 6,000 calories, 9,000 or 12,000 calories.
11:32Experts, lock in your answers of what you think people consume on Christmas Day.
11:37What are you, three, thinking?
11:40Normally, for a woman, it's about 2,000 or 1,800 or 2,000 calories.
11:45Yeah.
11:46So double it for starters, because it's Christmas Day.
11:48Yes.
11:49And then what's on top as well?
11:50Yeah.
11:51So, six or nine. Maybe it's...
11:5312,000 as an average is too much.
11:55Yeah.
11:56I think...
11:57We knock out 12, because I mean...
11:58Let's knock out 12.
11:59But mind you, if you go through, like, a whole box of the...
12:02of the chocks, that could be 12, couldn't it?
12:05Look at your plate.
12:06You've got your gravy, you've got your tates, you've got your stuffing.
12:10Stuffing is chocker with calories, isn't it, surely?
12:13Yes.
12:14Everything's done in blooming goose, um, goose fat.
12:17Pigs in blankets.
12:18Pigs in blankets.
12:19Your lunch alone is pushing 2,000, I would say.
12:22I'd say more, Matt.
12:23It's got to be more, isn't it?
12:24Then you go back in the evening, then you go for your doorstop sandwich...
12:27Yeah.
12:28...on six o'clock, and it's all over again.
12:29It's the cranberry, the stuffing, the turkey, plus the massive wedges of bread.
12:32And what about the booze?
12:33For those that drink...
12:34What about booze on top of that?
12:35And booze.
12:36Oh, my God, could we do nine?
12:37I mean, do you think...
12:38Nine.
12:39...we could think 9,000?
12:41I think it could be nine.
12:42It could be...
12:43Let's go nine.
12:44Let's go nine.
12:45Shall we go nine?
12:46Let's go nine, it's Christmas.
12:47You're going to lock in.
12:49Let's go nine.
12:50Nine's been locked in.
12:51Oh, my God.
12:52Let's go nine.
12:53So, are you still on this wheel?
12:56Is it 9,000 calories?
12:58Tension!
12:59Ooh!
13:02Ooh!
13:07Oh!
13:08Is it a six?
13:09Yes, it's six!
13:10It is six.
13:11Put in nitro put.
13:12I put six.
13:13Six as well.
13:15Well, I'd like to say you've done well, but let's be honest, we gave you the four.
13:18The first one and you got the second one wrong.
13:21But you could come back immediately.
13:23Can I?
13:24Until then, it's goodbye to lovely Mel.
13:27We love Mel!
13:28Well done, guys.
13:29You could come back, maybe see you again.
13:31You could come back, maybe see you again.
13:35Oh, no.
13:36All right.
13:37Well, the situation is that we've still not meant Paddy or Richard, but let's see what happens.
13:48It's a one of three.
13:49Who's it going to be?
13:50Spin the contestant wheel!
13:51Who have we got?
13:52It is someone new!
13:53It's Paddy!
13:54Oh, what?
13:55Come on, Paddy!
13:56Yeah!
13:57How are you?
13:58So tell us about Christmas for Paddy over the years.
14:12Well, I've got two teenagers and a nine-year-old.
14:15Correct.
14:16Because children get older, the presents can be expensive, but they get smaller.
14:20So if my youngest daughter has loads of presents, which might be cheaper, and they've just got one present, which is expensive, but it's on its own, it's a disaster.
14:29So Christmas for me, it's like, you're almost like a UN peacekeeper.
14:34Yeah.
14:35Because Christmas is so much for children that you feel childish.
14:39You count other presents.
14:40Even I do it with my wife.
14:41Yeah.
14:42You count the presents.
14:43With your other half, it's just, you go, what do you want?
14:46And then you just give up money for it and they get it themselves, don't they, at the time.
14:49Yeah.
14:50My wife has wish lists on various websites, and I just buy what's on the wish list.
14:55So she just opens presents now and goes, correct.
14:58That's sort of the best.
14:59Wonderful.
15:00It's romance is not dead.
15:01Um, so, we are all here to help you win big money, Paddy.
15:07Who are you playing for tonight, should you win?
15:09Uh, Alderhay Children's Hospital.
15:11That's an amazing joke.
15:13All right.
15:15So, we've only knocked off one category, cracker jokes.
15:19So we've got six remaining.
15:21What are you drawn to?
15:22Well, I really, just because it's Christmas Day, I just want to, uh, play with Big Nasty.
15:27Come on, Paddy!
15:29Are we having it?
15:30We're having it, we're having it.
15:31We're having it, we're having it.
15:32Right, there you go.
15:33I'll go on Reindeer.
15:34Reindeer has been selected.
15:35I'll go on Reindeer.
15:36Our expert, of course, is Big Nasty.
15:38He's in goals.
15:39Now, it's obviously a very niche subject.
15:44Who do you feel from this wheel cannot help you on Reindeer?
15:47Who are you going to shut down?
15:48Right, well, we'll say Josie then.
15:50Josie?
15:51Yeah.
15:52You've been shut down on Reindeer.
15:53Oh, close, honey.
15:54Right.
15:55We need to land on our expert.
15:57Let's see what happens.
15:58Spin the wheel!
15:59Come on!
16:00Here we go!
16:01Come on!
16:02Come on, Big Nasty.
16:03Run, Rudolph!
16:04That was how to make it to town.
16:09Time to make it very well, and he can take the freeway down.
16:15Run, run, Rudolph!
16:17I'm reeling like a merry-go-round.
16:19Oh, goodness.
16:20Oh, it's very worrisome.
16:22Stop!
16:23It's very worrisome.
16:24Stop!
16:25No!
16:26Oh!
16:27Stop!
16:28Stop!
16:29Wow!
16:30Yes!
16:31Come on!
16:32Kneeling!
16:33We're in the game!
16:34This has worked so well.
16:35Yeah, it has.
16:36I once went to Iceland for Christmas.
16:39Lovely.
16:40Many years ago, before I became a veggie, and we had, I'm horrified to tell you, reindeer.
16:46On Christmas Day, you can eat it.
16:47Oh, well...
16:48Here's a bit of a downer.
16:49Don't have nightmares, kids.
16:50OK.
16:51As children around the country burst into tears.
16:54Well, it's got a little...
16:57Gilo is here to help.
17:00Let's have a look at the question on reindeer.
17:04Which of these statements about reindeer noses is false?
17:09They are full of blood vessels.
17:11They are used to store fat for winter.
17:14They provide an excellent sense of smell.
17:17They are covered in hair.
17:19Straight off the bat...
17:21Yes.
17:22I think the false statement is they're covered in hair.
17:27They have bald noses.
17:29Yeah, because Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, you know, Rudolph the hairy red-nosed reindeer, it is.
17:35I mean, I've seen them close quarters.
17:37They're very hairy creatures.
17:39Yeah.
17:40But I'm thinking that you think of the nose as providing a sense of smell.
17:44Hmm.
17:45And you notice they say they provide an excellent sense of smell.
17:49So I'm thinking they provide an excellent sense of smell is false.
17:55But that's me being counterintuitive.
17:57So go with your instinct, Barry.
17:59I don't really know what the answer is.
18:01This is what he does.
18:02This is my instinct, but you've totally told me.
18:05He does this.
18:06He's confused you.
18:07How many times have you been on the wheel?
18:09A few.
18:10Quite a few.
18:11And what's your success rate?
18:12Not great.
18:13Very, very small.
18:14I don't think...
18:15It's not great.
18:16I've got to be honest.
18:17I don't think I've ever actually...
18:18He confuses people.
18:19Yeah, that's exactly what's happened.
18:21Oh, man.
18:22Well, Penny, I'm so sorry.
18:24No help there.
18:25What are you going...
18:26Go for your instinct, man.
18:28Right, so I'm going to go they're used to store fat for winter.
18:33It just sounds ridiculous.
18:35OK, that's locked in.
18:37Locked in.
18:38Well done.
18:39Let's have a look.
18:41Is it they are used to store fat for winter?
18:44I mean, that sounds absolutely like you say.
18:46That's ludicrous.
18:47You don't store fat in your nose.
18:48No.
18:49Or do you?
18:50At all.
18:51I don't know the answer.
18:53Let's find out.
18:54Oh, God, please.
18:56Yes!
18:57Yes!
18:58Oh!
18:59What?
19:00Yes!
19:01He was giving me the bar.
19:03He was giving me the bar.
19:05I could feel it.
19:06Did you get it right?
19:07Yeah, of course.
19:08Excellent.
19:09So, £6,000 now in this bank.
19:12Yes.
19:13Two categories remaining.
19:15Reindeer have been removed.
19:17Now, what are you going to go for?
19:19I'll go toys.
19:20Toys has been selected.
19:22Josie is our expert.
19:25That's why she is in gold.
19:27Yes!
19:28Lovely, Josie.
19:30So, who are you going to shut down on toys?
19:33Er...
19:34Zara.
19:35OK, Zara.
19:36Yeah.
19:37You have been shut down.
19:38Yes.
19:39On toys.
19:40This is the state of your wheel.
19:42We want Josie.
19:43Come on.
19:44We probably don't want Giles.
19:45Let's see.
19:46Oh, no.
19:47I've got my answer ready.
19:48It's a slinky.
19:49OK.
19:50Oh, it's a slinky, slinky, slinky.
19:53Hey, that's old spin, you know?
19:55I don't understand, isn't it?
19:56That's it, doesn't it?
19:57Hey, that was lit.
19:58Hey, that was super lit, you know?
20:00OK.
20:01Spin the wheel.
20:02Here we go.
20:03Come on.
20:04Zara's shut down.
20:09This is what we want.
20:11This is what we want.
20:13Come on, Josie.
20:14OK, we are staying down.
20:16Alright.
20:17I don't think it's going to be Josie.
20:23Oh.
20:25It's going to be...
20:30It's going to be...
20:33We've got this. Matt and Joe...
20:37..on toys.
20:39Let's have a look at the question.
20:41For £3,000, you're placed on this wheel. Here it is.
21:03..or disc holes on a Connect Four grid.
21:07I'm the champion of Connect Four in my house.
21:11I am unbeatable.
21:13And there are lots of disc holes.
21:16I mean, it's like, there's a lot.
21:18Would it be 8x8?
21:20It could be, yeah.
21:22What about marbles, like in Kaplan?
21:25There's a lot in there, isn't there? There's a lot.
21:27There's a lot, and I think there's more than 64,
21:29which is probably about what there is on the Connect Four grid.
21:33So you think there's more than 64?
21:35That's a lot of marbles.
21:36Yes, that is a lot of marbles.
21:37But from what I remember, I mean, I was smaller,
21:39but I remember it being quite big.
21:41I don't think there's 64 marbles in Kaplan.
21:43Shall we just go a Connect Four?
21:45We're going to do it?
21:47Connect Four! Connect Four's been locked in.
21:49Oh, Matt!
21:51It was a 50-50.
21:54Are you still on this wheel?
21:56Is it disc holes on a Connect Four grid?
22:01Have you come to the right answer?
22:03Are you still with us?
22:04Let's find out.
22:05Come on, Paddy.
22:09Yeah!
22:11I'm getting!
22:12Come on, Joseph!
22:14Very, very good.
22:17So, £9,000 of this final.
22:20Oh, amazing.
22:21And we are at my favourite part of the game.
22:25It's the Christmas Money Spinner!
22:28Yay!
22:30So, it's £1,000 for the bank for every correct answer.
22:36But if we get the whole way round, it's £10,000.
22:39That's weird.
22:40The category is Christmas dinner.
22:43Paddy, select someone to start us off.
22:45Start with the guys in front.
22:46OK, let's start spinning the wheel.
22:48OK, we are asking for any food that I put on my Christmas dinner plate.
22:59Any food that I eat on Christmas for lunch.
23:03What are we going for?
23:04Turkey.
23:05Yes, sir, I do.
23:06What do you think I eat?
23:07Yorkshire puddings.
23:08Yes, I do.
23:10Potatoes.
23:11Of course, I love a roast potato.
23:16What do you think, sir?
23:17Six in blankets.
23:18Of course, every year.
23:20Why would I not?
23:22Honey-drizzled parsnips.
23:24Yes, I do love a honey-drizzled plastic.
23:26You know me so well, Jylo.
23:28Sproulkes.
23:29I love sproulkes.
23:30Go on, Jylo.
23:31Every time.
23:33I'm afraid not.
23:35Oh!
23:36I'm a redcurrant jelly man.
23:38It's the same thing!
23:40Not really.
23:41So close.
23:42I'm sorry, I take redcurrant jelly.
23:44I can only be honest with you guys that it is £6,000.
23:49You did very well, guys.
23:51So now we have £15,000 in the bank.
23:54Wow.
23:55Things are starting to motor.
23:58Now, we do have some bad news.
24:00Unfortunately, the toys question.
24:02Our expert, Josie, did get that wrong.
24:05So you will be shut down in a redcurrant hue.
24:10But four categories remaining.
24:12What are you going to go for next, Paddy?
24:14You're kind of on a roll here.
24:15I'm going to go Christmas food.
24:18Christmas food is our category.
24:20Our expert is Zara.
24:23And she is in gold.
24:25Who would you like to shut down on Christmas food in addition to Josie?
24:30This is a tricky one because I feel so everyone could have a good go at this.
24:33Correct.
24:34Erm, actually, what am I thinking?
24:36Giles.
24:37Yeah, Giles.
24:38Oh, yeah, him.
24:39Giles, who only eats reindeer on Christmas Day, has been shut down.
24:46Which means we've created a danger zone for Christmas.
24:49Oh, I never thought of that.
24:51So let's see what happens.
24:53Spin the wheel.
24:55Don't land in the danger zone.
24:57Oh, we do love a danger zone for Christmas.
25:02Stay away from the danger zone.
25:17Keep going.
25:18Keep going.
25:19Keep going.
25:20Keep going.
25:21Okay, Zara.
25:22Here we go.
25:23Here we go.
25:24Come on, Zara.
25:25Come on, Zara.
25:26Here we go.
25:27Yes!
25:28Yes!
25:29Come on.
25:30Very exciting.
25:32Yes!
25:33Come on, Zara.
25:34It's our expert on Christmas food.
25:37Which means, if you get this right, £10,000 in the bank.
25:41A lot of money.
25:43Good luck, both of you.
25:44Let's have a look at the question on Christmas food.
25:49In a YouGov poll ranking Christmas chocolates,
25:53which of these was not the most popular
25:56in its respective variety box.
26:00The purple one in Quality Street.
26:02Maltesers Teasers in Celebrations.
26:06Hazel in Caramel in Roses.
26:10Cream Egg Twisted in Heroes.
26:12I've seen a lot of fights break out on Christmas Day
26:17over those purple ones.
26:18Yes.
26:19They are popular.
26:20And do you know what?
26:21I don't think I've ever seen a Celebrations box
26:24with all the Maltesers in,
26:26because I feel like people take them out a lot and eat them,
26:28because that's my favourite.
26:30Do you know what?
26:31Also, as well, I think that cream egg,
26:33I don't think that's going to be popular.
26:35I don't think that's going to be popular.
26:36Because a cream egg is a classic.
26:37You want the egg.
26:38Yeah.
26:39I'm not a fan of cream egg.
26:40Maybe that's the answer.
26:41Well, there you go, then.
26:42So, what are you going to lock in?
26:44Cream egg.
26:45OK.
26:46The Twisted.
26:47You're looking in cream egg twisted.
26:48Excellent work, or is it?
26:51Let's have a look.
26:53Is it the cream egg twisted?
26:58Or are you off the wheel?
27:07Come on!
27:08Is it right?
27:09Is it right?
27:13We have £25,000 in the bank.
27:16Wow!
27:19So, what are you going to go for next?
27:22I'm going to go New Year's resolutions.
27:24New Year's resolutions has been selected.
27:27Nitro is our expert.
27:30He's in gold.
27:32Who are you going to shut down on New Year's resolutions?
27:34Thanks.
27:35Just purely because she's young.
27:38I think, Zara, I don't think she has to worry about resolutions like the rest of us.
27:41Have you ever made a New Year's resolution?
27:43I don't really believe in New Year's resolutions.
27:45There you go.
27:48She doesn't even accept their existence.
27:51Exactly.
27:52Exactly.
27:53For that reason, you're shut down.
27:55OK, so this is the state of the wheel.
27:56Let's get another expert.
27:57I'm going to ride with Nitro.
28:00Come on.
28:01Let's hope we land back over there.
28:03Come on, Nitro.
28:04Spin the wheel.
28:05Here we go.
28:06Come on.
28:07Here we go.
28:08Come on.
28:09Like a Christmas time.
28:11It's the joy and wine.
28:12Children sing in queer spirit life.
28:19With love's on the fire, and gifts on the tree.
28:24Time to rejoice in the good that we sing.
28:29Oh, no, no, this is red!
28:31It's going to be red, it's going to be red!
28:34Oh, no!
28:36Come on! Come on! Come on!
28:39Come on! Come on!
28:42Oh, look it.
28:45After all that... It is what it is.
28:47It's bad fortune.
28:50You did so well, you could come back, but until then,
28:53it's goodbye to Paddy!
28:55Bye, Paddy!
28:57Ooh!
28:59Cool!
29:01Cruelty!
29:07That makes me emotional, you know.
29:08I know, it is sad, but we could see him again.
29:10Is he your favourite?
29:12Yeah, so far, yeah.
29:13But Giles is your favourite expert.
29:15No, no, that's my OG. Yeah?
29:17It's different, OG. Come on!
29:19Do you know what OG stands for?
29:21No.
29:22Neither do I. What does that stand for?
29:24An original gangster.
29:26Ooh!
29:27You know what I mean?
29:28You are an original gangster.
29:29I take that.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:32OK, well, only three categories remaining on this game.
29:37Who is going to get the opportunity to steal it?
29:41Spin the contestant wheel.
29:42Who have we got at Christmas?
29:44Who have we got?
29:46Who have we got?
29:48It is...
29:50Dickie Osman!
29:52You're Dickie!
29:54APPLAUSE
29:55Very, very good.
29:56APPLAUSE
29:57Merry Christmas.
29:58Merry Christmas.
29:59Merry Christmas.
30:00It's a bit of fun, isn't it?
30:01Well, it certainly is.
30:02So, Richard, tell us about Christmas in the Osman house.
30:04Well, I think that the later you open your presents on Christmas Day, the more middle class you are.
30:11Yes, that is true.
30:13I met someone the other day.
30:14Yes.
30:15I swear this is true.
30:16Yeah.
30:17His family, before they open their presents, they go for a walk.
30:20Oh!
30:21Oh!
30:22A pre-present Christmas walk?
30:24You've got your presents under the tree and someone's going,
30:27Shall we go for a walk?
30:28Go to a train through the woods?
30:29No, I can't do that.
30:30You know what?
30:31No.
30:32Why don't we ask them our presents?
30:33I'm going to whip around the wheel.
30:34We're going for average times you've opened presents on Christmas Day.
30:36Average time opening presents?
30:37Well, probably about 6 o'clock in the morning.
30:396am.
30:40What about you, Gilo?
30:414am, I'd say.
30:43LAUGHTER
30:444am!
30:45Well, if we have seven grandchildren.
30:47Right, of course.
30:48They go there.
30:49Of course.
30:504am.
30:51Yeah.
30:52And then by 6.30, they're bored.
30:54Vigossi, have you ever woken up before midday?
30:57Of course.
30:58OK.
30:59And when do you open your presents?
31:01Well, you're looking at around 6.7.
31:03Yeah.
31:04But then, as any true professional dad does, he power naps on the sofa.
31:08No, that's what you do every day.
31:11There's a difference.
31:12What time are you opening the presents on average?
31:14I would say now it's about 9 or 10am.
31:17Oh, I see you're in that zone.
31:19You are the most middle class we've had so far.
31:22Viney?
31:23I'm completely amazed by this.
31:25I mean, it's normally about 3 o'clock.
31:29In the afternoon?
31:30In the afternoon, after lunch, yeah.
31:32Oh, so middle class.
31:34I'm the poshest so far.
31:35You are the poshest so far.
31:36When are you opening?
31:37When are you opening?
31:387pm.
31:39What?
31:40Oh, come on, man.
31:41Nitro.
31:42I know.
31:43I know.
31:44Tell the truth.
31:45I know.
31:46Tell the truth, man.
31:47Nitro.
31:48I'm telling the truth.
31:50Why are you waiting all day to open your presents?
31:53Because, you know, there's other things to enjoy.
31:55You know, obviously, I train first, then I eat.
31:57You train?
31:58Oh.
31:59Get off.
32:00Get off.
32:01Go away.
32:02Nobody can relate to that.
32:03Oh, my God.
32:04Oh, my God.
32:05Oh, my God.
32:06Shall I head off that one?
32:07Do you know what, Nitro?
32:08Thank you for ruining Christmas.
32:10So, of course, we are here to raise money for charity.
32:13We are.
32:14If you win tonight, what would you do with that money?
32:17Who gets the money?
32:18It goes to...
32:19We've had a lot of dementia in my family,
32:21and there's a wonderful charity down in Sussex
32:23called The Good Company People,
32:24and they just arrange weekly social events
32:27where people with dementia in their families all come together,
32:29a big community thing, there's music evenings,
32:31there's all sorts of different things,
32:32and it's such a wonderful charity.
32:34Oh, brilliant.
32:35One of those ones that run on an absolute shoestring,
32:37so it would go to The Good Company People.
32:38Oh, that's a very good, very good charity.
32:40APPLAUSE
32:42All right, brilliant.
32:43Well, we are all here to help you...
32:47..win big money for that charity.
32:49So, what are you going to go for first, Richard?
32:52Gavin and Stacey.
32:53Gavin and Stacey has been selected...
32:56..our experts, of course, on Gavin and Stacey.
33:00Gavin and Stacey!
33:02You're in gold!
33:03What a thrill to have you here!
33:05APPLAUSE
33:06So, who do you think you'd like to shut down in this instance?
33:09Oh.
33:10Naughty, respectfully, I'm going to shut you down.
33:12You are...you are shut down.
33:15Spin the wheel, come on!
33:17Here we go!
33:18Oh, it could be. Keep going. Keep going.
33:23It's going to either be Josie...
33:27Oh.
33:28Oh!
33:29Oh!
33:30Oh!
33:31Oh!
33:32Keep going!
33:33Oh!
33:34Come on!
33:35Come on!
33:36Oh!
33:37There it is, Josie.
33:38Oh!
33:39Oh, it's going to either be Josie.
33:41Oh!
33:42Oh!
33:43Oh!
33:44Oh!
33:45Keep going!
33:46Oh!
33:47Come on!
33:48Come on!
33:49Oh!
33:50There it is, Josie.
33:51Oh!
33:52Only Gavin and Stacey.
33:53Yeah.
33:54Gavin and Stacey fan?
33:55And yeah, I love all the characters. I love I love all and I love Joe
34:03No, but you do like I do love Joe
34:08Yeah
34:10So you've not seen the program so it looks like you might be on your own
34:14But you're a big fan of Gavin is doing absolutely love it. Let's have a look at the question. Come on
34:18In a long-running joke Nessa claimed to have dated which politician who then made a surprise cameo at her wedding
34:28John Prescott Ken Clark John Major
34:32Boris Johnson just because I know how hilarious the show is I would have gone Boris Johnson
34:38I don't see I would think of those it would be
34:43John Prescott really be my guess yeah
34:48I can't believe that any of the others would would do a cameo on Gavin and Stacey. Oh
34:53I think Boris Johnson would be all over that. I don't see a cameo and Gavin is they say
34:59He would love that. Hmm. I'm not trying to sell it to you. So I don't know the answer
35:04They he would have had a good time
35:06There's a party going on Boris Johnson is gonna be there. Okay. Let's do that. Do you reckon right? All right? No doing actually. Oh, no, wait
35:13You are locking in I think maybe Ken Clark
35:17Wow, all right
35:19Let's go for John Prescott. Yeah, all right. Let's John Prescott's been locked in
35:23huge
35:25Amount of tension tonight with our contest is what like terrifying. Yeah, no, I I've not seen you'd like yeah, you've locked in Prescott
35:33Is it John Prescott?
35:35Or are you off the wheel?
35:38Sorry
35:43Oh
35:51Wow, you nearly went Boris Johnson
35:53Well, that's cuz Josie is very charismatic. Sorry you didn't need me. You're Richard husband
35:58You didn't need me
36:00You remember
36:04Okay
36:0628,000 pounds
36:07That's amazing
36:08I mean
36:10I have to say all thanks to Paddy McGuinness
36:12Yes, but you are the man in pole position a Christmas Carol and New Year's resolutions remain
36:19Let's go with a Christmas Carol. A Christmas Carol has been selected
36:23Giles is of course the original gangster and our expert on a Christmas Carol, which means he is in gold
36:31Yes
36:33Who would you like to shut down on a Christmas Carol?
36:37Josie would it be in fact an enormous relief were I to shut you down? It would be such a relief
36:41Let's do that
36:43Josie you are shut down
36:45This of course is the all-important Axis
36:50Spin the wheel! Here we go!
37:12Come on, John, move!
37:14It might be time for Vine!
37:21Ooh, you've picked a Vine time to join us
37:29Okay, literature's my thing
37:31Really?
37:32I was reading a book called The History of Glue, couldn't put it down
37:34There we go
37:35Excellent, excellent work
37:39Okay, so it's for 3,000 pounds, you're placed on this wheel
37:42Don't forget, you're Richard Osmond
37:46Osmond, okay, thank you
37:47Let's have a look at your question
37:51Which of these spirits does Scrooge encounter first in A Christmas Carol?
37:57Christmas past, Christmas present, Christmas yet to come, Jacob Marley
38:03Well, it definitely goes past present, yet to come
38:06And then yet to come, yeah
38:07Does he meet Jacob Marley before the ghost of Christmas past?
38:11I think I'm leaning towards that Jacob Marley appears to him first of all
38:16And says, what's going to happen?
38:17Yeah, yeah, that's the first thing kind of
38:19The version I've got in my head is he's sort of asleep by the fire
38:22And he's woken up by the chain rack
38:24And there's Jacob Marley, yeah
38:26So as well, okay
38:27You are locking in?
38:28Jacob Marley
38:29Jacob Marley's been locked in
38:34Okay, is it Jacob Marley?
38:38Are you still on this wheel?
38:39Yes, it is!
38:44Yes, it is!
38:48So, £31,000 in this bank
38:52And we are down to our final category
38:58And I think it's fitting that it's New Year's resolutions
39:01Which is the conclusion of most people's festive periods
39:05And it is the conclusion of this game
39:07So, our expert in news resolutions is Nitro
39:11You're in gold
39:12APPLAUSE
39:14Giro, you did get the question in your category wrong
39:19And you have been shut down
39:22For this spin
39:24So there will be two shut down players
39:26Also, Big Nasty's never been spun in the game
39:29Which means you're going to be lit in silver
39:31Which means if you land on Big Nasty
39:34It's worth double money
39:35So who are you going to shut down in addition to Gilo
39:38Doubling your chances of losing your place on this wheel
39:40I'll shut down Tim
39:41Tim's been shut down
39:43So, this is a very busy wheel
39:48Isn't it?
39:48Two shutdowns, a silver
39:50Obviously we want the gold
39:52It's traditional for me to be the arrow
39:55So I'm going to take my place on this arrow
39:57And hope that Nitro returns
40:01Come on then
40:02Spin the wheel!
40:03Here we go!
40:05Come on Nitro!
40:06The fire is raging on
40:08And we'll all sing along to the song
40:12Oh, this is so amazing to be a big Nasty
40:14Just having so much fun
40:17While we lift down the old spirit of the ones who have gone
40:23Merry Christmas!
40:25Merry Christmas for everyone
40:27What's happening?
40:31Oh, it could be our silver
40:33Come on man, look at that
40:36Oh, oh, oh
40:37Yeah
40:38Oh
40:39What a wonderful conclusion
40:42Here we go
40:43So, New Year's resolutions is the category
40:48It's to clear the wheel
40:49Let's have a look at the question
40:51It's for £6,000
40:52According to a YouGov poll
40:57Brits of which age group
40:59Were most likely to make a New Year's resolution
41:03For 2025?
41:05Ooh
41:0618 to 24s
41:0825 to 39 year olds
41:1040 to 59 year olds
41:1360 plus years old
41:1530's the new 20's really, isn't it
41:18So if you're looking like 25, 39's
41:22But that time remains going
41:23You get what I mean?
41:26Yeah, I'm going to go with nasty
41:28I agree
41:29Look at it
41:30Look at it
41:31Look at it
41:32Your missus is in your ears
41:33Saying, why are you going out so much?
41:35Do you know what I mean?
41:36You're like
41:37You need to act your age
41:38You get what I mean?
41:39You're getting all of them conversations there
41:41Dad, dad
41:42Remember football on Saturday?
41:44You start questioning
41:45Hanging out Friday with the lads
41:47Getting up early morning for football with the kids
41:49And all of that stuff
41:50You get what I mean?
41:5125, 39
41:52That's a glory age, isn't it?
41:54Yes
41:58Food for thought
41:59Food for thought for sure
42:00What do we think?
42:02When you reach 60 you just accepted life for what it is really, isn't it?
42:05Yeah, you tend not to do
42:07I would say the youngest one
42:10People tend, you know, they don't need to
42:12They're like Zara
42:13They don't need to, you know
42:14Still living at the pinch
42:15At their mums, they're all right
42:16Yeah
42:17And 60 plus
42:18Yeah, you've, listen
42:19You've
42:20So many resolutions under the bridge
42:22Which, er
42:23Which didn't work
42:24So why bother?
42:25Oh
42:26So
42:27It's funny doing it
42:29Yeah
42:30If you think about it
42:3225 to 39 is interesting
42:35So that's when you just start losing those magical powers you had
42:38In your twenties
42:39You start thinking, hold on
42:40What do I need to do?
42:41I need to learn Italian
42:42Um
42:4340 to 59
42:45I mean you've got kids
42:46And you're just like, you know
42:48Just waking up on New Year's Day
42:50Is, is a victory
42:52Um
42:53LAUGHTER
42:55Er, I genuinely agree
42:57With Nasty
42:58I think so
42:59Should we, should we lock in 25 to 39?
43:01Let's do it chat
43:02Let's do it
43:03Hours
43:0425 to 39
43:05Yeah
43:06You locked it
43:07I'm a ballistic, you know
43:08Let's find out
43:10If you have cleared the wheel
43:12It was an enjoyable discussion
43:14But is it the right answer?
43:17Have you cleared this wheel?
43:20Or are you off the wheel?
43:23Is it 25 to 39 year olds?
43:27Oh
43:33Oh
43:34Oh
43:35Oh
43:36What is it?
43:37Muscle
43:38Huh?
43:39Is it?
43:40No
43:41Because it's new to them and exciting
43:42Yeah, maybe
43:43Maybe
43:44We were fooled by Zara
43:45Yeah
43:46We were fooled by Zara who's literally didn't even know what they were
43:49I'm shocked
43:5018 and 24 is talking about changes sorted out their life
43:53What happened to old school kids when you got grazed on your knees
43:56You just carried on running and stuff
43:58Do you know what I mean?
43:59It's gone crazy
44:00Just carried on running
44:01So true
44:02That's such a poignant thought
44:03Yeah
44:04To leave you with
44:05Richard
44:06We hope to see you again
44:07But for now it is
44:08Yeah
44:09If not
44:10Goodbye to Richard
44:11Osmond
44:12Goodbye Richard
44:13Osmond
44:14Oh
44:17That's my question
44:19So
44:22Richard could of course come straight back up
44:25Back up
44:26It's a one in three
44:27As to who is going to have the opportunity to clear this wheel
44:30And then try and cash out for their charity this Christmas
44:34Spin the contestant wheel
44:36Who have we got?
44:38It's Mel
44:39Come on
44:40Come on Mel
44:41Good to see you back
44:42Hello
44:43So only one category remains
44:57Yes
44:58New Year's resolutions
44:59Our expert of course is Nitro
45:02Nitro
45:03He's involved
45:04Who are you going to shut down on these resolutions?
45:09Okay
45:10I think
45:11Zara I'm going to shut you down
45:13She doesn't believe in them
45:14No she doesn't believe in them
45:15So you're not interested in this
45:16You are shut down on these resolutions
45:19So
45:20We are very very very very much hoping you get an expert
45:25Yeah
45:26Don't get Zara
45:27Let's see what happens
45:28Okay
45:29Here we go
45:30Here we go
45:31Go on Chelsea
45:56Oh you're right
45:57You're not going to get shut down
45:58It's either going to be nasty or gylo
46:00All is fun either way
46:03It's going to be
46:05Gylo
46:06Yay
46:07Gylo
46:08Gylo
46:09Am I allowed to call you Gylo?
46:11Is that your special name?
46:13You'll need to ask Gylo how it feels about it
46:15Gylo is that something that me and you share
46:17Or are you prepared for others to address you?
46:18It's something you and I do share
46:19And I think it's rather lovely that we have this special thing
46:21Absolutely
46:22But if you fancy a threesome let's go for it
46:24Okay
46:25I respect your starry note
46:27I'll call you Gylo
46:28Keep it litty
46:30That's me
46:31And you are the party liaison officer you know
46:33Yes
46:34But I respect your behaviour
46:35Thank you
46:36Respect
46:37Respect
46:38I respect your style old man
46:39I'm serious
46:40That's my old age ambition you know fam
46:44To just be elegantly on the east office also
46:48I would love to be called Gylo by you Mel
46:50Oh
46:51Okay
46:52Let's see to clear the wheel for £3,000 in the bank
46:54Let's have a look at the question on New Year's resolutions
46:56Okay
46:57According to a poll reported in January 2025 by Men's Health
47:03Which of these is the number one bug bear for gym users
47:09Leaving weight scattered everywhere
47:12Not wiping down equipment after use
47:15Taking selfies in busy areas
47:17Oh
47:18Excessive grunting during exercises
47:21Oh
47:22Well my wife is very much against that last one
47:24Excessive grunting during exercises
47:26Often she says that to me actually in the intimacy of our bedroom
47:29Um
47:30You don't agree
47:32You need to come raving
47:33We've got to take him out of the town
47:34We've got to take him out of the town
47:35We've got to take him out of the town
47:37A natural
47:38We've got to take Giles out
47:40That's a one turn around on the street
47:42Yeah
47:43I pee for
47:44Me and you Michael yeah
47:45A natural
47:4724 hours and I pee for
47:49But soon we need a sweat down
47:53A sweat down you're going to go out with a pant
47:56It's going to be so sticky
47:58There's a TV show in that
47:59Gilo would you be up for this?
48:01Sejourn
48:02In Ibiza
48:03With
48:04With my bro here
48:05Is that acceptable?
48:06My bro?
48:07Yes
48:08My bro
48:09Oh jeez
48:10Yes
48:11Alright
48:12Excellent
48:13Really good plan
48:14Okay so those plans have been set
48:15Do you know what Gilo?
48:16I would have said
48:18Not wiping down the equipment after use
48:20Just because it is
48:21It must be really nasty
48:23To approach a piece of equipment
48:25Yeah
48:26And to have it covered in some sort of
48:27What you're doing
48:28Yeah
48:29So you're locking in
48:30Not wiping down equipment after use
48:32That has been locked in
48:34That's the best you've been
48:36I don't know if it's right or wrong
48:37But that's the best you've been ever on this show
48:39Because normally you would shift
48:40Half way through that
48:41You would have gone
48:42But then
48:43And then it's at least 40 minutes
48:45Thank you because I was going to discuss
48:46The use of the word bugbear
48:47But let's not go into that
48:49Okay
48:50I swear
48:51No
48:52Hey cause this guy is lit
48:53You know cause
48:54I swear though
48:56Okay
48:57Let's see if you have got
48:59This question right
49:00And you've cleared the wheel
49:01Is it
49:02Not wiping down equipment after use?
49:04Good luck
49:05Well done
49:06Absolutely
49:07We went with the guts guys
49:08We went with the guts
49:09Amazing
49:10Oh my days
49:11So
49:12We have in the bank
49:13Oh my god
49:1434,000 pounds
49:15Boom
49:16So Mel
49:17You are in pole position to win this money for your charity
49:20Yeah
49:21You are going to be assisted in one final question
49:24The cash out question
49:25Yep
49:26By one of our Christmas
49:43Celebrity experts
49:44To find out who that is
49:45I now have to reveal the leaderboard
49:46So one of you has come top
49:47One of you has come last
49:48Josie how are you feeling?
49:49Now you've not been successful before in leaderboards
49:50Have you?
49:51No I'm normally at the bottom
49:52So one of you has come top
49:53One of you has come last
49:54Josie how are you feeling?
49:55Now you've not been successful before in leaderboards have you?
49:56No I'm normally at the bottom so even if I made it half way up the leaderboard I would be happy
49:59Ok
50:00And if I was on top
50:01Well let's find out who it is this Christmas who came top of the leaderboard
50:08Matthew and Shirley
50:09Thank you
50:13And I'm so happy
50:14That's what I got
50:15Here
50:16And I was happy
50:17Okay
50:18And I was happy
50:19And I was happy
50:20Stage
50:21And I was happy
50:22Now I got off
50:23The good
50:24Matthew and Joe!
50:26Well done, guys!
50:28Come on!
50:30Well done. OK, who came second?
50:33Also very honourable, it is...
50:35Gilo, congratulations.
50:37Oh! You did very good.
50:39Very good. This is good for you.
50:41Third place on the wheel tonight...
50:44Yeah! Chelsea!
50:50Third!
50:51Amazing work.
50:53Smack bang in the middle tonight we have...
50:57It's Zara. Congratulations.
50:59Well done. Great work.
51:01Now we are left with...
51:04Nitro, Nasty and Viney.
51:08So let's see who came fifth.
51:10Who have we got?
51:12We have Nitro in sixth place.
51:17OK, so who came sixth?
51:20Who came last?
51:21In sixth place is...
51:24It's Pidmaster!
51:25Oh!
51:27We are the champions!
51:31I definitely...
51:32Are you sure about that?
51:33Because I was pressing some of the right answers here.
51:35No, you were.
51:36But unfortunately it was less than anybody else on this wheel.
51:39Well, it's big money time over here, Mel.
51:43Now, I can't lie, Tim's a bit shaken by this outcome.
51:46I know!
51:47So his brain is frazzled.
51:48I know, I know.
51:49So you can choose who can help you from only three people.
51:53OK.
51:54The expert who came in the middle, Zara.
51:56Yep.
51:57The expert who came top.
51:58Yep.
51:59And that's Matthew and Joe.
52:00Yep.
52:01Or the expert who came last.
52:04Have I ever let you down?
52:05And that is Tim.
52:08So, if you choose Zara, you're going to be playing for the entire bank,
52:12and that bank is £34,000 for your charity.
52:16Yep.
52:17If you decide to what we deem play safe and go with not one brain
52:22but two who have come top tonight, you'd be winning half that amount,
52:26£17,000.
52:28But if you want to gamble tonight and play this Tim Vine,
52:33we're doubling the bank, you'd win £68,000.
52:36Vinage.
52:37I'm going with Vinage.
52:38Yeah, you are.
52:39It's a no-brainer.
52:40I'm going with Vinage.
52:41It's probably the wrong terminology.
52:42Yeah, don't call me that.
52:43It's Tim Vine for £68,000.
52:46Let's bring him round.
52:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
52:51Vinage.
52:53It's you and me, baby.
52:58Christmas time, mistletoe and vine.
53:02Very good.
53:03So, your question is going to come from three new categories.
53:08It's either going to be on Christmas decorations, Christmas pop stars or Christmas movies.
53:15OK.
53:16Let's spin the category wheel to find out which of these it's going to be.
53:20What are we going for?
53:21What would you go for?
53:22I would go for...
53:23I would go for...
53:24I would go for...
53:26decorations on pop...
53:27Oh, I don't know.
53:28What would you go for, Vinage?
53:29Oh.
53:30Oh, it's going to be...
53:32It's going to be...
53:34Oh, fun!
53:35Fun!
53:36Christmas movies!
53:39It's for £68,000.
53:42OK.
53:43It's for your charity.
53:44Yeah.
53:45I'm going to read the question, the four possible answers.
53:48Yeah.
53:49And then, in this instance, you only have 30 seconds to frantically discuss between you.
53:55OK, dokes.
53:56At the end of those 30 seconds, you have to immediately lock it in.
53:58Michael, I feel sick.
53:59I've consumed 9,000 calories worth of goods this Christmas day.
54:05OK.
54:06Vinage, it's you and me, babes.
54:07Vinage, we've got this.
54:08We've got this.
54:09This is for the big money.
54:11It's to win the show.
54:12Let's have a look at the question on Christmas movies.
54:16Which of these Christmas films stars Dudley Moore as an elf called Patch?
54:20Santa Claus the movie, Bad Santa, The Santa Claus or Santa Who?
54:24Start the clock, 30 seconds to discuss.
54:26It's not Bad Santa.
54:27No.
54:28Um, Santa Claus the movie.
54:30I love them.
54:31I'm not going to lie to you, Vinage.
54:33I've not seen any of these four films.
54:36OK.
54:37I think we should perhaps go with Santa Claus the movie then.
54:40I think that might be the old one, maybe?
54:41Yeah.
54:42The Santa Claus feels a bit newer.
54:44That's modern, isn't it?
54:45The Santa Claus, doesn't it?
54:46Santa Who?
54:47Have you even heard of Santa Who?
54:48I haven't heard of Santa Who.
54:49Should we go for Santa Claus the movie?
54:50Let's try that, shall we?
54:51Two seconds.
54:52Have you seen it, Vinage?
54:53No.
54:54No, I haven't seen it either.
54:55What are you locking in?
54:57Need to lock it in now?
54:58Uh, Santa Claus the movie.
54:59Has been locked in.
55:00It's for £68,000 for your charity.
55:10You've never seen those movies?
55:12Yeah.
55:13I've never seen any of those four movies.
55:14I've seen one of them, seen one of them.
55:15Viney's seen one of those movies.
55:18So it is a guess.
55:20I feel so sick.
55:22Vinage came bottom of the leaderboard.
55:24I know, I know.
55:25I don't know what happened there.
55:26I know.
55:27You've either won £68,000 for a charity or you are off the wheel.
55:32You cannot return.
55:34It's your only chance to win the show.
55:36Is it Santa Claus the movie?
55:42Have you on tonight's show?
55:44Is it Santa Claus the movie?
55:45No.
55:46No.
55:47No.
55:48No.
55:49No.
55:50No.
55:51No.
55:52No.
55:53No.
55:54No.
55:55No.
55:56No.
55:57No.
55:58No.
55:59No.
56:00No.
56:01No.
56:02No.
56:03Come on, Whitey!
56:05Come on, Whitey!
56:06Come on, Whitey!
56:07Break free!
56:08Break free!
56:09Break free!
56:16Shall I talk you through how I won it?
56:20Whitey, how did we even do that?
56:22Oh, that's amazing.
56:23Tell us more about the charity.
56:25They're just... Oh, I'm getting... Oh, no.
56:28They're going to be so delighted with this.
56:30It's Insulate Ukraine, and they're a small outfit.
56:33They're run by three young guys, and they're absolutely brilliant.
56:37This will provide about, I think, about 6,800 windows.
56:41That's amazing.
56:42Sheter-proof windows on the front line.
56:44Very, very good.
56:45Well done, guys!
56:47Well done, Viney!
56:49So, waiting below us is, of course, Richard and Paddy.
56:53We are going to give them £10,000 each for their charities.
56:57Oh, brilliant!
56:58And the good company people.
57:00£10,000 each for them, because it's Christmas!
57:04And £68,000 for Mel's charity.
57:09An incredible victory.
57:11Well done, all of you.
57:12Merry, Merry Christmas to everybody.
57:14Thank you very much.
57:15Goodnight, bravo!
57:16Thank you!
57:17Thank you!
57:18Thank you!
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