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00:00:00You
00:00:04Drink trash trash boy. You think you can hang with us? You're an orphan who sleeps in an alley behind a school. You're nothing
00:00:13What are you gonna do about it? I'm strong rich handsome. I'm like Batman except better
00:00:20My parents are still alive
00:00:25Stop Paxton stop or I'll tell
00:00:31Look orphan boy so weak he needs a girl to defend him
00:00:40You need your help Angie could have handled this by myself you're an idiot Jack a big dumb idiot
00:00:49One day I'll be stronger than you one day you're gonna be sorry for this Paxton Whitlock
00:01:00That was underground fighting phenom
00:01:04Paxton Whitlock on tonight's win clinching the asian continental title from russian fighter ivan special
00:01:10Sources say Paxton now seeks a sponsorship from an American gym so that he can pursue the North American title
00:01:22Hey Jack Sun's up toilets ain't gonna clean themselves
00:01:26Here's Paxton now fresh off from his championship win anything you like to say for any of you losers thinking of settling scores
00:01:32Now's your chance
00:01:34Hey good fucking luck
00:01:42Someday soon golden boy this poor orphan is gonna take you down
00:01:47Hey kid how you doing hey come with me for a sec we got you a present
00:02:05Really? Yeah come on
00:02:07You remember my birthday? Yeah, of course. I know the birthday to all my friends, huh?
00:02:12Open up boys
00:02:20There you go kid happy birthday, you know
00:02:27I'm chief investor in this gym bitch boy you willing to lose your freaking job. Hmm. Is that why you're here Vic to fire me?
00:02:35Nah, you ain't worth my time kid
00:02:40I'm waiting for AJ to get out so I can take on a date, you know
00:02:43Will you give it up? She's not gonna go for scum like you
00:02:49What the hell Vic?
00:02:53What the hell Vic?
00:02:55Hey, you know, we was just having some fun, isn't that right?
00:02:59Oh wow, I mean are you ready for a date or what?
00:03:00Come on big not going anywhere with you apologize to Jack right now
00:03:06It's not life. He's the help. I swear to god thick apologize right now or I'm gonna tweet out that unsolicited dick pic you sent me
00:03:13So everyone here can see your teeny weenie
00:03:18Excuse
00:03:27I'm sorry
00:03:30Oh
00:03:34What a jerk
00:03:35Did you hurt you?
00:03:36What the hell Angie?
00:03:37How many times do I have to tell you I don't need your help? I can fight my own freaking battles
00:03:42After all these years, you're still just a big dumb idiot
00:03:45Angie
00:03:49Get your shit together Jack
00:03:51You don't have any real friends
00:03:53They think you're all weak
00:03:55Who's an angel?
00:03:56Fighting Phenom, Haxson Whitlock on tonight's win
00:03:58Clinching
00:04:03I'm gonna show them all
00:04:04I can be Paxton Whitlock
00:04:06Then everyone will know I'm the strongest there is
00:04:11You really shouldn't do that to die
00:04:13And
00:04:15Told you
00:04:15Here's Paxton now, fresh off from his championship win
00:04:22Paxton Whitlock?
00:04:24I've been waiting for this moment my whole life
00:04:26Listen, I'm just looking for Enzo
00:04:31He's supposed to be my sponsor in the North American tournament
00:04:35Good to meet you though
00:04:36You need a new mop?
00:04:41You don't know who I am?
00:04:43Am I supposed to? You're a janitor
00:04:47I can't believe it
00:04:48I mean he bullied me for years
00:04:50He forgot me
00:04:51Good
00:04:51F*** the
00:04:52F*** the
00:04:52Luck
00:04:53Game
00:04:53I should interview more often
00:04:55Camera
00:04:56He makes my job
00:04:57He hasn't changed at all
00:04:59He's still obsessed with himself
00:05:01Oh my god
00:05:03Paxi
00:05:04Angie?
00:05:04Hey
00:05:05How are you doing?
00:05:06How come he remembers Angie?
00:05:08How have you been?
00:05:09I haven't seen you since college
00:05:10Broke some records, broke some hearts
00:05:12You know how it is
00:05:13God, you look amazing
00:05:15Thank you
00:05:16By the way, have you seen your dad?
00:05:18All right, Gym Bonies and Gym Rats
00:05:23Listen up
00:05:24Paxton here is a champion of six out of seven continental tournaments
00:05:28Our gym is going to be his home while he's touring North America
00:05:32As a welcome, we're going to have ourselves a little competition
00:05:36Any of you runts can beat this man in the ring
00:05:39I will sponsor you myself in the North American Underground
00:05:43This could be my opportunity to show with Paxton once and for all
00:05:49Let's get it on!
00:05:50Come on!
00:05:51You're next
00:06:11He's challenging me?
00:06:12Does he remember who I am?
00:06:14Looks like you're up, Todd
00:06:17Paxton!
00:06:18Hey!
00:06:19Don't act like you don't know me
00:06:21I challenge you to a single elimination death match
00:06:23Winner gets Enzo's sponsorship
00:06:25The loser leaves his gym for good
00:06:29What?
00:06:30What's so funny?
00:06:35You're a twig, man
00:06:36I'd destroy you
00:06:37Why don't you make yourself useful
00:06:39And collage my gym shorts
00:06:40See?
00:06:41I left them in the locker room on the floor
00:06:43Because
00:06:44That's what you like to eat
00:06:45All right, all right
00:06:49Come on
00:06:50Jack, cut it out
00:06:51Paxton is a mega successful world class fighter
00:06:54And the heir to the famous Whitlock fortune
00:06:56You apologize right now or you're fired, boy
00:06:59Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:07:01Did you say Jack?
00:07:03So you finally remembered who I am
00:07:07Eh, doesn't ring a bell
00:07:08You're dead
00:07:12Oh yeah
00:07:13And uh, how do you plan on killing me
00:07:15You scrawny nobody
00:07:16Oh yeah
00:07:32You want me?
00:07:33Come and get me
00:07:41Careful there
00:07:42You might tire yourself out
00:07:43Shut up
00:07:46I thought you hit harder than that
00:07:51Oh
00:07:52Oh, you asked for it
00:07:53You're no cake
00:08:01Vic
00:08:08You're gonna regret turning me down, Ange
00:08:10Vic Michelson
00:08:12Always gets what he wants
00:08:13What do you say, Ange?
00:08:17Are you gonna make an ice, man?
00:08:22What are you doing?
00:08:22Go out there
00:08:29I can't believe Paxton Whitlock might lose to this loser
00:08:33I can't believe my scrawny janitor is a hunk
00:08:36Help!
00:08:37I made a text
00:08:38Angie?
00:08:38My dear, sweet, beautiful Ange
00:08:45What happened?
00:08:46Who did this to you?
00:08:47It was those fucking rat rooms
00:08:51What are you doing laying around?
00:08:53Go after them
00:08:56What happened?
00:08:57It was Vic
00:09:00He's a monster
00:09:01Vic?
00:09:02My chief investor?
00:09:08Who the hell were those guys?
00:09:09Vic's men
00:09:10I knew he was creepy, but I didn't know he was a criminal
00:09:13Sometimes a jerk is like an iceberg
00:09:16There's just more jerk underneath
00:09:18Guess you'd know all about that
00:09:19You wanna go another round?
00:09:20I don't see why not
00:09:24Boys!
00:09:26Hey Jack
00:09:27From this day forward, you're no longer my janitor
00:09:30What?
00:09:32Are you firing me?
00:09:34Enzo, you can't fire me
00:09:36What?
00:09:36No knucklehead, I'm saying you're no longer just my janitor
00:09:40Who's gonna mop the floors around here, huh?
00:09:44Jack, taking you on as one of my sponsored fighters
00:09:47Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:09:48No, you can't do that
00:09:49I'm the fighter you sponsored
00:09:50I won that fight
00:09:51Just settle down over there
00:09:53There's nothing in the rules says a gym can't sponsor two fighters
00:09:57I think Jack proved himself very capable
00:10:00Plus, think about it
00:10:01The rags to riches story
00:10:03A once humble orphan janitor now with a shot at the title
00:10:08He's gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:10What about me?
00:10:11You're both gonna make us a lot of money
00:10:13And I'm gonna need it since we lost our chief investor
00:10:20Okay
00:10:21I'll do it
00:10:23So long as I get to beat Paxton's ass in the championship one day
00:10:26Try it punk
00:10:29Boys, I got a paper to ask
00:10:31I need someone to teach me how to deal with guys like Vic
00:10:34Would either of you be interested?
00:10:35I won't let you down
00:10:36That's perfect
00:10:40You're both hired
00:10:41Both of us
00:10:44Oh, we are gonna be one big happy family
00:10:47She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:53You're teaching her nonsense
00:10:54What are you two doing?
00:10:56Paxton wants to waste your time teaching me
00:10:58She needs to learn the fundamentals
00:10:59Stop swinging your dicks around
00:11:03And talk like function adults
00:11:08Okay, I studied for years at the world's top institutions with the best teachers money can buy
00:11:12You want to learn to fight, right?
00:11:14So let me teach you the right way
00:11:18Well reasoned
00:11:19Jack?
00:11:19She wants to learn self-defense, not professional fighting you idiot
00:11:22Hey
00:11:23Don't
00:11:25Okay
00:11:27It doesn't really make sense the style we're teaching her
00:11:29You know, it's not like Vic attacked her in the ring
00:11:31Jack's right
00:11:31Wow
00:11:34So go on
00:11:35Teach me
00:11:36You're my trainers, right?
00:11:37So give me a demonstration
00:11:39All right, I learned this when I lived on the streets
00:11:50And it's gonna come in handy when you face a larger opponent
00:11:53As a woman, you know, I'm sure they pin your hands down
00:11:56So
00:12:01Don't make it a whole thing now
00:12:09All right, Angie, so when we're in this position
00:12:12What you're gonna want to do is you're gonna want to go
00:12:13What is going on here?
00:12:17What is going on here?
00:12:21You know what?
00:12:22I don't want enough
00:12:24I need you two lovebirds to be errand boys today
00:12:27Here's 500 bucks
00:12:28Paxton, take him across town to the tournament HQ
00:12:32Show him how to sign up
00:12:34Right away, sir
00:12:35You snooze, you lose, my boy
00:12:39So
00:12:41I guess we'll just continue our lessons some other time
00:12:45Maybe we could meet up tonight
00:12:47At 7 p.m.
00:12:49At the pre-tournament investors bank
00:12:54Kind of seems like a weird place to continue the training
00:12:58That's not why I'm asking you to come
00:13:02Is Angie really asking me out?
00:13:06Yo
00:13:07Let's go
00:13:10I'll be there
00:13:12Don't be late
00:13:15Look, man
00:13:16I don't like you and you don't like me
00:13:18We've established that, okay?
00:13:19So let's just go in there and make this as quick as possible
00:13:21Why?
00:13:22What's the hurry?
00:13:23You got a date or something?
00:13:26With Angie?
00:13:27Get out of town
00:13:28Sounds like you're jealous
00:13:29Jealous?
00:13:30Dude, been there, done that
00:13:32You know I'm not really into reheating leftovers
00:13:35He used to date Angie?
00:13:37And besides
00:13:37We both know you'll fumble that either way
00:13:40I will not
00:13:42Whoa, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:44That's the entrance for veteran fighters
00:13:45All right, where do the rookies sign up?
00:13:50What?
00:13:51It's locked
00:13:55Eventually
00:13:57My date with Angie's at seven, I'm gonna miss it
00:13:58And
00:13:59And
00:14:00Fumble
00:14:12Well, well, well
00:14:13Hey, Luigi
00:14:14Look at the fart blew it
00:14:17Hey, man
00:14:17I'm just here for the tournament, okay?
00:14:19You're registering for the tournament?
00:14:20You look like you couldn't bench press a fly
00:14:22You look like a little boy
00:14:24Are you making fun of me?
00:14:25Duh
00:14:26You ride here on the short bus?
00:14:29We, uh
00:14:30Improved his luck a little bit
00:14:35Oh, what the?
00:14:37That's it
00:14:41Whoa
00:14:42Looks like he actually can bench press a fly
00:14:44I don't need a tournament
00:14:46To freaking rip those stupid mustaches off your faces
00:14:48How you gonna register without any money?
00:14:51Yo
00:14:51Your back pocket
00:14:52Huh?
00:14:53Yeah
00:14:56Oh, shit
00:15:03Wait
00:15:12I need to find that kid faster
00:15:14I'm gonna miss my date with Angie
00:15:18Enzo
00:15:20Maybe I can just ask him for the money
00:15:21He'll understand, right?
00:15:23You're fired
00:15:24And you can forget about taking my daughter on a dance
00:15:28That's a bad idea
00:15:30Angie
00:15:31Maybe she'll have the money
00:15:34What kind of man asks a woman for help?
00:15:37I deserve someone hotter
00:15:39Richer
00:15:40And better than you
00:15:41Yo
00:15:43You looking for me?
00:15:48Ugh
00:15:54Oh, Jesus, man
00:15:57What the fuck?
00:15:57That's a strong reaction
00:15:58But looking for you
00:16:00What's wrong?
00:16:01I might have lost my money
00:16:02Oh, you what?
00:16:05Dude, Enzo's gonna kill you
00:16:07It wasn't my fault, okay?
00:16:08I got pickpocketed when I wasn't looking
00:16:10Wow, what an Oliver Twist, right?
00:16:12All right
00:16:12I'll take pity on you
00:16:13How much you need
00:16:14I don't need your money, man
00:16:15I'm gonna find the kid
00:16:17I don't need a freaking handout from you
00:16:18All right
00:16:20Whatever you say, dog
00:16:23Think, Jack
00:16:23Think
00:16:24That kid
00:16:25Kind of reminds me of myself at his age
00:16:29There was this place I used to hide when I was in trouble
00:16:40He really is just like me
00:16:42Listen
00:16:43My parents own a satellite imaging company
00:16:45They said we can find the kid at
00:16:48Oh
00:16:50Nice job
00:16:53Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:54Let's beat that job
00:16:57Well, what are you waiting for?
00:16:58Let's beat that job
00:16:59Wait
00:17:00We can't
00:17:00He's just a kid
00:17:01We can't beat him up
00:17:02He's a thief
00:17:04He's a woman
00:17:07Just like I was
00:17:10He's probably an orphan too
00:17:11He's too homeless
00:17:14He needs the money more than I do
00:17:17Wait, did you
00:17:17You said a homeless orphan?
00:17:24Ah
00:17:25Let him keep it
00:17:27Honestly, yeah
00:17:28He reminds me of someone
00:17:31I've left that part of me way behind
00:17:34Has Paxton changed?
00:17:41Besides man
00:17:42Beating up homeless kids was so
00:17:4510 years ago for me
00:17:46Got better shit to do now
00:17:47Much better shit to do than
00:17:48grind old gutter trash into orphan bits
00:17:51All right
00:17:51Well
00:17:52I'm by the dip
00:17:55By the way
00:17:56Don't you have that date?
00:18:01Shit
00:18:01I still need to register
00:18:04No, no, no, no, no, wait
00:18:05Please
00:18:07I need to secure my spot in the tournament
00:18:09Here
00:18:09I know it's not about money
00:18:10Look, baby, save it
00:18:12We've already closed up shop for the season
00:18:13But I was here the whole time you were on break
00:18:15I was waiting outside
00:18:16You can't close now
00:18:17It was out of my hands
00:18:18I saw the last two vouchers to those two gentlemen over there
00:18:25Shit
00:18:26Not those guys again
00:18:28Hey
00:18:29Wait up
00:18:31Look who it is
00:18:33Shake covered stick man
00:18:37So what do you want?
00:18:37A challenge
00:18:39If you both lose I take one of your vouchers
00:18:43What if you lose, huh?
00:18:44What could you even offer?
00:18:46Why don't you come find out?
00:18:48What if you both lose?
00:18:57Now grab your friend and get out of here before I change my mind
00:18:59Give me that shit
00:18:59What if you both lose?
00:19:00Get out of here
00:19:00Get out of here
00:19:08Finally
00:19:09Now I can prove to the world I can beat Paxton Whitlock
00:19:11Hello? Angie?
00:19:18Where are you, Jack?
00:19:20Vic is here and I need your help.
00:19:26Stay right there.
00:19:36Angie!
00:19:39There you are.
00:19:40I'm sorry.
00:19:42You left me waiting.
00:19:44You look beautiful.
00:19:47I got caught up at the tournament sign-ups and, you know, a bunch of crazy shit, but...
00:19:53Where the hell is Vic?
00:19:54It's alright now.
00:19:55Did he touch you?
00:19:56He got scared off.
00:19:57Did he hurt you?
00:19:58It's fine.
00:20:00He got scared off, but I'm sure...
00:20:03You want me to wear this? I mean, red is so not my color.
00:20:06Oh, hey, you got the voucher?
00:20:11Thanks.
00:20:13What is he doing here?
00:20:15I thought this was our date, Angie.
00:20:18Wait, you thought I meant like a romantic date?
00:20:20I'm so sorry, Jack.
00:20:25It's just that, with it being the investors' banquet, I just wanted some protection in
00:20:28case Vic tried something tonight.
00:20:30And so, when you were late, I called Paxton.
00:20:32Look, no need to explain, Angie.
00:20:34It's alright.
00:20:35It's clear.
00:20:35Of the two of us, I'm just...
00:20:37I'm the more reliable.
00:20:38It's fine, right?
00:20:41Everything is fine.
00:20:43Double the date, it's double the protection, right?
00:20:47And double the fun.
00:20:49So, what do you say?
00:20:53Yeah, fine.
00:20:55As you wish.
00:20:57Alright, get on.
00:20:58Here.
00:21:03Use the shed to change.
00:21:05May you hand the ballroom after?
00:21:07Yes, ma'am.
00:21:12You are such a kiss-ass.
00:21:14I think she likes it.
00:21:15I don't know.
00:21:17She likes me, man.
00:21:25Briefs?
00:21:25What?
00:21:26What's wrong with the briefs?
00:21:27I like to keep the boys all supported.
00:21:31What do you wear?
00:21:32Baggy boxers?
00:21:39He does wear baggy boxers.
00:21:41You know, man, you knew this was me and Angie's date, and yet you still showed up.
00:21:46Yeah, well, it's not my fault Angie thinks I'm more trustworthy.
00:21:50Look, dude, if you want to be a little bitch about it, I think I'm just going to go ask Angie
00:21:54for a dance right now.
00:21:56Right now.
00:21:57She'd never dance with you.
00:21:59You think so?
00:22:00We used to dance a lot back in college.
00:22:03If you forgot, we used to love dancing.
00:22:07Real.
00:22:10Dirty.
00:22:12Dirty dancing.
00:22:13Hey!
00:22:16Give me back my pants!
00:22:17Hey!
00:22:18Give me back my...
00:22:19Pants.
00:22:24Pants.
00:22:28Shit!
00:22:29What should I do now?
00:22:30What are you wearing?
00:22:48I can explain.
00:22:49I...
00:22:49Wow!
00:22:50Where did you get that outfit?
00:22:51On clearance from the dumpster store, or...
00:22:54Well, I think it's perfect.
00:22:57Thanks, Angie.
00:22:57I couldn't agree more, sweetheart.
00:23:02Tell us a whole story in one look.
00:23:04Rags to riches.
00:23:05Janitor to superstar, huh?
00:23:08We're going to make so much money tonight.
00:23:13All right.
00:23:13You guys stay put.
00:23:15I'll be right back with some, uh...
00:23:16Investors to schmoes.
00:23:18You look beautiful, baby.
00:23:19Oh, thanks, Doug.
00:23:20Angie Bianchi.
00:23:27No.
00:23:27He's about to make a move.
00:23:29May I have this dance?
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:35Um...
00:23:36Angie, before you decide anything, just know that Paxton is an animal.
00:23:40He's trying to get in your pants, you know?
00:23:42And I'm like...
00:23:42You were both my dates, right?
00:23:47And I guess I would just have to dance with both of you.
00:23:50Everybody needs somebody, and you're the one I want.
00:23:59This is like a miracle.
00:24:02This is like a miracle.
00:24:06This is like a miracle.
00:24:10This is like a miracle.
00:24:13When I'm with you.
00:24:15Jack, come on.
00:24:28That's where I got introduced.
00:24:29Wait, what are you doing, man?
00:24:31Come on, let's go.
00:24:34What was that?
00:24:35I was just feeling the moment.
00:24:39Really?
00:24:39Because that felt like it was more for Jack than it was for me.
00:24:42What?
00:24:42Angie, I've cared for you.
00:24:44You know that.
00:24:46What's wrong?
00:24:47I want you to stop bullying Jack.
00:24:49There was a full suit.
00:24:50Where'd that go go?
00:24:52Where's the pants?
00:24:53Huh?
00:24:55Angie, I'm listening.
00:24:57What are you doing, pretty lady?
00:25:08Mind if I take a tournament dance floor, or would you rather just skip to come home with
00:25:11me, huh?
00:25:12Let's get working.
00:25:12All right, Jack, this is Cynthia.
00:25:16She's the president of the Tournament Rules Committee.
00:25:19This is the man I've been telling you about.
00:25:21The Jack Janitor in the flesh, huh?
00:25:24Come on, Jack, introduce yourself.
00:25:26Hi, it's good to hear from you.
00:25:28He smells like a dirty old diaper.
00:25:32I didn't realize that the rags and rags to riches meant toilet paper.
00:25:38All right, now hold on.
00:25:39Jack's a great fighter.
00:25:40He might even take on Paxton one day.
00:25:43This urchin thinks he could take on Paxton Whitlock?
00:25:48That would be a brand image disaster.
00:25:51This kind does not deserve to be in our tournament.
00:25:54The public life is for the rich.
00:26:01Hey.
00:26:02You think you could be our friend?
00:26:04You don't belong with us.
00:26:08Cynthia, he's a good fighter.
00:26:09He's a good kid.
00:26:12Hey, ma'am.
00:26:14Hey, sir.
00:26:14Get this off, man.
00:26:22Maybe they're all right about me.
00:26:25I don't belong here.
00:26:28I don't belong anywhere.
00:26:29He's from the fucking girl.
00:26:36Come on.
00:26:36Help.
00:26:37Help.
00:26:38Somebody help me.
00:26:39Help.
00:26:39Angie?
00:26:46Jackie, my boy.
00:26:47How you doing, kid?
00:26:49I hope you already ate since I ran out of dog food.
00:26:53What's so funny?
00:26:58Oh, Paxton.
00:27:00Enzo here was just telling me the most hilarious little joke.
00:27:03He says that little janitor that he's been carting around has what it takes to beat you.
00:27:08Yeah, I don't know about all that, but I'll tell you one thing about him.
00:27:11He's got more drive and follow-through in his right hook than you'll ever have in your entire miserable life.
00:27:17Nice thing.
00:27:18I never.
00:27:19If he wants to fight me, I say let him fight me.
00:27:22I'm the best in the world.
00:27:24I determine who's a worthy opponent or not.
00:27:26So believe me when I say that that kid, there is no one else like him.
00:27:31What do you want with Angie?
00:27:36He's an audience.
00:27:38I'm going to take it to City Hall and I'm going to marry you.
00:27:42Oh, look at the corners on this fucking floor, Sweet.
00:27:46You really think you could take fucking six guys on at once?
00:27:50I'm up the floor with two guys earlier.
00:27:52What's doing that, Vic?
00:27:54Three?
00:27:55Yeah.
00:27:55Three more times, huh?
00:27:57This guy's funny.
00:27:59I'll be sure to write that in your obituary.
00:28:01Get this motherfucker now!
00:28:03Let's go.
00:28:08All right.
00:28:09What's two more times?
00:28:14Hey, what the hell, Paxton?
00:28:16Cynthia could have been our windfall investor.
00:28:18Why'd you piss her off?
00:28:20Me?
00:28:21I just sold Jack as if he's the up-and-coming fighter to watch in next week's tournament.
00:28:25You should be thanking me.
00:28:27Oh, you sly dog, you, huh?
00:28:30Okay, okay.
00:28:31Wow.
00:28:31Enough, enough.
00:28:32Hey, speaking of Jack and Angie, you seen them around anyway?
00:28:42Angie, you all right in there?
00:28:44It's a little cramped, but I'm doing fine.
00:28:46What a great performance.
00:28:50But let's get real.
00:28:51You're alone.
00:28:53And you ain't invincible.
00:29:06Where's Angie?
00:29:07She's in the trunk, man.
00:29:08I got this.
00:29:09Hey, shut up.
00:29:10I need you on my six.
00:29:22Angie!
00:29:23Hey, boys.
00:29:25Care to give me a hand?
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:28I think a thank you is in order.
00:29:34If you two had actually protected me, like I hired you two instead of bickering all night,
00:29:39we could have avoided this a little less.
00:29:41Yeah.
00:29:42Thanks.
00:29:46I don't give a shit if you're sleeping.
00:29:47Wake the fuck up!
00:29:48It's a good thing you're so experienced at cleaning up messes.
00:30:00Until next time.
00:30:08Is this your beer?
00:30:08Yeah.
00:30:18Look, she's right, you know.
00:30:21Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:30:25No, man.
00:30:26But what about all the-
00:30:27We got a tournament to fight.
00:30:29All right?
00:30:29Crazed billionaire gym investors out for revenge.
00:30:32Trust me, we got enough to deal with without being at each other's throats.
00:30:36What do you say?
00:30:37Deal?
00:30:39Truce.
00:30:40I'm still gonna beat you one day.
00:30:44We'll get our fight.
00:30:46In time.
00:30:48Okay, I got money to spend.
00:30:51Janitor, that needs to be taken out with the fucking trash.
00:30:55It needs to be done fucking yesterday!
00:31:00All right, you ready?
00:31:01Mm-hmm.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03Is that too hard?
00:31:05No, I'm fine.
00:31:06What?
00:31:07I'm not some fragile princess.
00:31:09I got stamina.
00:31:12Wait, is Angie flirting with me?
00:31:17Oh, God.
00:31:17Am I flirting back?
00:31:19Angie's off limits for the both of us until the tournament is over.
00:31:24We're good.
00:31:25Where are you going?
00:31:26All right, I need to take a shower.
00:31:30Bye.
00:31:31Bye.
00:31:32Well, that didn't work.
00:31:40That's it, huh?
00:31:43What's going on?
00:31:52Tournament announced the first round of fights.
00:31:55Ready to see who you're fighting, Jackie?
00:31:57I hope it's him.
00:32:00Imagine beating Paxton Whitlock in the first round.
00:32:03And the unlucky best it is.
00:32:10What?
00:32:11What's wrong?
00:32:12I had no clue he got out so soon.
00:32:15Dude.
00:32:16You're fighting Andre Giganti.
00:32:18Wait, wait, wait.
00:32:19Who's Andre?
00:32:21Pack it up, Andre.
00:32:24Looks like you have a free man once again.
00:32:28Most people that get in the ring with Andre Giganti don't come out alive.
00:32:33Come off of it, man.
00:32:35You're just trying to scare me.
00:32:36It's got to be a myth.
00:32:39Right?
00:32:39Well, you know what I always do when I feel like I have a terrifying challenge ahead of me?
00:32:50I go to the spa.
00:32:55I've never been to one of the other people.
00:32:56Let me talk about it.
00:33:04You know you're not supposed to wear clothes in here, right?
00:33:06Where does it say that?
00:33:07You're going to get heat stroke, dude.
00:33:10You're just mad you can't check me out, huh?
00:33:12Okay.
00:33:13Well, it's your funeral.
00:33:22Paxton.
00:33:24If that's you, man, close the door.
00:33:25You're letting out all the hot air.
00:33:27So annoying.
00:33:30And you are?
00:33:32Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:35Andre Giganti is the last man you'll ever see.
00:33:40No!
00:33:40No!
00:33:42Hey!
00:33:43I'm trapped in your head, Gene!
00:33:45Paxton!
00:33:49Man, spa day was a good idea.
00:33:51Oh, thanks.
00:33:53You know, I think Jack's really enjoying himself.
00:33:57Who knows with that guy.
00:33:58Where is he, by the way?
00:34:00He's, uh...
00:34:00Help!
00:34:04He's sweating it out in the sauna.
00:34:06Believe it or not, he goes fully clothed when he's in there.
00:34:09What a weirdo, right?
00:34:10I hate to have Nick Paxton's right.
00:34:16Why can't they hear me?
00:34:19Are they flirting?
00:34:20Oh, I think I'm gonna die.
00:34:30Angie.
00:34:31I tried to tell him.
00:34:33A lot of guys prefer to go to me.
00:34:35Angie!
00:34:40Jack!
00:34:41Jack!
00:34:42What the hell happened?
00:34:43Hey!
00:34:44All right, man?
00:34:45Let's go.
00:34:46So, Andre tried to kill Jack.
00:34:52That's what he says.
00:34:53I mean, he was delirious, but...
00:34:56I believe him.
00:34:57I've heard rumors that people sometimes pay Andre to stage accidents.
00:35:03In the ring and elsewhere.
00:35:05But hardly anyone we know takes Jack seriously.
00:35:08And I know you didn't pay Andre.
00:35:10It doesn't matter who hired him.
00:35:12I'm still gonna beat his ass the same in the ring.
00:35:14Jack, let me handle this.
00:35:15All right, if Andre really is an assassin, we can use my parents' resources to gather...
00:35:19I don't need you to solve my problems for me, moneybags.
00:35:22Dude, is your brain still lacking oxygen?
00:35:26Whatever, man.
00:35:29They said someone would need to see Jack's competition to want to kill him, right?
00:35:34What if it isn't...
00:35:36tournament...
00:35:38competition?
00:35:39What are you getting at?
00:35:41I think I know who's got it out for Jack.
00:35:45Got you, bitch.
00:35:53Got you, bitch.
00:35:53You're being an idiot again, Jack.
00:36:14I've got to handle this myself.
00:36:26You know, it's my first fight in the tournament, and I've got a lot to prove.
00:36:29What will it prove if you're dead?
00:36:30Angie's off-limits for the both of us, until the tournament is over.
00:36:38We've got to take a shot.
00:36:41Stop!
00:36:43Why won't you let me get close to you?
00:36:48That sauna thing really scared me.
00:36:50What if I lost you?
00:36:51I don't need your help, Angie.
00:36:52No one can do everything themselves.
00:36:55Vic wants to kill you because you helped me.
00:36:58The least you could do is talk to me.
00:37:00Hey, Jack!
00:37:02You ready to go?
00:37:02Andre Gigante made sure he was not followed.
00:37:13Can I ask you a question?
00:37:15What's with the whole third-person shtick?
00:37:17Were you dropped in your head as a kid or something?
00:37:18Andre Gigante thinks making fun of his well-documented brain trauma is uncalled for.
00:37:25Yeah, whatever.
00:37:25A gift.
00:37:34Place lead with 40 pounds of extra wallop in each fist.
00:37:38One punch to the chest, and the unlucky son of a bitch is going to stop breathing.
00:37:43Permanently.
00:37:55If I can't beat Andre Gigante in the ring, there's no way in hell I can beat Pax and Whitlock.
00:38:10Ladies and gentlemen, here in the road, we're streaming live from the Boyle Hikes Fighting Pits.
00:38:19You've all heard the rumors.
00:38:21They do him no injustice.
00:38:22Introducing, in this corner, the reigning reaper of the ring, Andre Gigante!
00:38:31Ladies and gentlemen, a slight change of plans.
00:38:34Turns out, Andre Gigante will not be fighting this evening.
00:38:37No, no, what are you doing, dude? Stop!
00:38:39Andre Gigante has done nothing wrong!
00:38:45Fuck.
00:38:46Oof!
00:38:47Caught you red-handed.
00:38:48Or should I say, heavy-handed.
00:38:52Left-handed.
00:39:05You alright?
00:39:06I don't care that he cheated, I just...
00:39:09I wanted to win.
00:39:12I needed to win, Angie.
00:39:14Jack, it's okay that you gotta help.
00:39:17I had help, knowing you were out there watching me.
00:39:23That sounded a lot less wimpy in my head.
00:39:40Uh, uh, yeah, I need to take a shower.
00:39:43I can help with that.
00:39:47Hey Jack, did you see the look on your face when I saved your ass?
00:39:58It's fucking priceless, man.
00:40:00Uh, I know Andre got disqualified, but, uh, there's still a participation trophy if you still wanna...
00:40:08Jack?
00:40:17All right, Angie. Show me what you got. Come on.
00:40:23That was great. Really. Just except for the shitty form and clumsy execution.
00:40:41Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:42Come on, I'll talk.
00:40:43That's uncalled for, man.
00:40:44You wanted to teach her street fighting, right?
00:40:46Yet you're taking it easy with kid gloves. I wonder why.
00:40:50Why don't you try that on me?
00:40:51All right, let's go.
00:40:56Go. Come on, man.
00:41:00Are you serious?
00:41:02Hey, hey, I'm okay.
00:41:04Sorry, did I take it too far?
00:41:06Because, uh, Vic won't use restraint.
00:41:08If I'm not mistaken.
00:41:11I wanna try again.
00:41:12Oh, Terrence.
00:41:14Relax.
00:41:16Boys!
00:41:17Get in my office!
00:41:25Call came in this morning.
00:41:27Your next match, Arizona.
00:41:30Wait, what are you saying?
00:41:31You two are gonna road trip together.
00:41:33Just the two of you.
00:41:35Let me get this straight.
00:41:36This dullard attacks me earlier.
00:41:38And now, I gotta be locked in a car with him for six hours?
00:41:42How can this day get any better?
00:41:46Your cheap ass booked a room with only one bed?
00:41:50Oh, this is comfy.
00:41:57Hey, I was using them.
00:41:59Yeah, well, someone likes to wear their smurf thong to bed,
00:42:01so I gotta build a pillow boarder.
00:42:04They're called fashion briefs.
00:42:06You classless dullard.
00:42:07Stop calling me a duck.
00:42:09What?
00:42:11Just go to bed, man.
00:42:20Okay, look.
00:42:21Clearly you're angry at me,
00:42:22or you wouldn't have hurt Angie like that.
00:42:23So why don't you just tell me what's going on,
00:42:25because we've been traveling all day,
00:42:26I got a match in the morning,
00:42:27and I wanna get some sleep.
00:42:29I saw you and Angie in the shower together
00:42:31after your last match.
00:42:33Wait, what?
00:42:34That's why you're mad?
00:42:35We made a path, man.
00:42:37No one dates Angie until the tournament's over.
00:42:39You hurt Angie to get back at me.
00:42:44You ungrateful snake.
00:42:46You only slept with her because you couldn't handle receiving your fucking ass.
00:42:48I've loved Angie since we were kids.
00:43:00You wouldn't know anything about that.
00:43:02I wouldn't know what love is.
00:43:04Your parents didn't even love you enough to stick around.
00:43:05I'm gonna kill you!
00:43:06I hate you!
00:43:07Police!
00:43:08Open up!
00:43:09Police!
00:43:10Open up!
00:43:11Police!
00:43:12Open up!
00:43:13Hey, officer.
00:43:14You two alright in there?
00:43:15Yeah.
00:43:16We're both great.
00:43:17Really good.
00:43:18Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:21Yeah.
00:43:22We're both straight guys so nothing's going on here.
00:43:23He did this to me because I refuse to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:24What?
00:43:25What?
00:43:26What?
00:43:27I just said I need to shower and brush my teeth.
00:43:33No.
00:43:34That's not.
00:43:35True.
00:43:36Yes.
00:43:37Thank you so much.
00:43:38Young man.
00:43:39Hey, officer.
00:43:40You two alright in there?
00:43:41You two alright in there?
00:43:42Yeah.
00:43:43We're both great.
00:43:44Really good.
00:43:45No.
00:43:46Oh, it's just that I got a call for some sort of domestic situation.
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:48Yeah, we're both straight guys so nothing's going on here.
00:43:50He did this to me because I refused to be a little spoon officer.
00:43:53What?
00:43:54What?
00:43:55True
00:44:03This bed it's so uncomfortable, and I can't believe I have to stay here all night
00:44:12Would you shut up crazy guy your mind goblins aren't real
00:44:19Some of us have places to be in the morning
00:44:25Finally some peace and quiet
00:44:41Sleep would have been nice
00:44:47After upstart for young hopeful Jack hurts
00:44:49Keep your head up Jack
00:45:04Sorry angie looks like your new boyfriend's a real loser after all
00:45:07And she what the hell is wrong with you what's wrong with me I told you I cared for you you go fuck that idiot that had nothing
00:45:28To do with you. Oh, really?
00:45:30Oh
00:45:32Then how do you explain falling for some random janitor?
00:45:36It's not just a random janitor. I've known him my whole life. We both have
00:45:42Of course, you're just so self-centered
00:45:44You totally forgot him. I just took the guy a few weeks ago. Jack grew up as a homeless orphan Paxton
00:45:50He only walked beat you because he respects you so much
00:46:04He just wants to be seen
00:46:06This is amazing folks, I've never seen anything like it. I don't know if it's by some old vendetta
00:46:18He's promised by Supernatural Forrest
00:46:20Watered by sheer force of will
00:46:21By Norman Halley time
00:46:23This rookie gets knocked out
00:46:24He just could get back up
00:46:26It's like the universe just isn't allowing him to stay down
00:46:36You can do it jack you can outlast him
00:46:46I can't believe it jack hurts world without letting a single soul
00:47:08You know what I mean
00:47:10I see my shine in this clean
00:47:12I see my city there
00:47:13I see my tears
00:47:14Jack, just... Jack, just what?
00:47:18Sounds like you finally see it.
00:47:20Now, can we get back to the real reason I called?
00:47:23Yeah, yeah. What's the real reason you called?
00:47:25Oh, there's nothing. Just Vic broke in here and attacked me in my home.
00:47:33What? He what?
00:47:34Yeah, attacked me in my home.
00:47:37Okay, though, I took care of it. Turns out all that self-defense training really paid off.
00:47:40Wait, what do you mean?
00:47:42Oh, I got him gagged and hog-tied on my living room floor.
00:47:46Can't believe this asshole was stupid enough to come alone.
00:47:54What do you have to say for yourself, Buster?
00:47:57Who say that I came alone, huh?
00:48:07Andre Gigante takes no pleasure in harming the pretty lady.
00:48:12Hello? Angie? Angie!
00:48:21Angie, where are you?
00:48:22I'll check upstairs.
00:48:29Paxton! Paxton!
00:48:31What? What happened?
00:48:32I don't know.
00:48:33What does it say?
00:48:35If you want Angie alive, come to the abandoned warehouse at the edge of town.
00:48:38Just you two, alone.
00:48:42Hey, Jack, wait up!
00:48:44Don't follow me!
00:48:45Dude, you're walking into a trap.
00:48:46I don't care. Angie's in trouble and it's my job to protect her.
00:48:49It's both our jobs.
00:48:50Yo!
00:48:50Well, if it ain't the soft brain made and his big bossy bottom.
00:49:01Where's Angie?
00:49:03She's sick.
00:49:04We're gonna have ourselves a bit of a competition, shall we?
00:49:06You'll be all of us.
00:49:08All three of yous can go on your merry way.
00:49:11Enlighten me.
00:49:12What if we lose?
00:49:14Let's just say.
00:49:17What happens in Fight Club, he dies in Fight Club.
00:49:21Get him.
00:49:26You remember me?
00:49:27Nope.
00:49:29I'll handle this.
00:49:30Why do you always have to be so difficult?
00:49:32There, two for each of you.
00:49:35Don't really have a choice in this, do I?
00:49:37I don't care. Just stay out of my freaking way.
00:49:39What's going on out there?
00:49:49Hey.
00:49:50No talking.
00:49:53I know we're not exactly on the best terms right now,
00:49:56but if we have any chance of beating these guys,
00:49:57we'll have to stick together.
00:49:59Fine.
00:50:00But I'm still not that way yet.
00:50:01I don't care.
00:50:09These guys are unstoppable.
00:50:21Believe it, creep.
00:50:27Wow.
00:50:28What a team.
00:50:29Now that fight,
00:50:31you're a beauty.
00:50:32Oh.
00:50:33It's too bad.
00:50:37You know why?
00:50:38Because it's going to be your last.
00:50:39Might as well save us the effort.
00:50:41Hand Angie over now.
00:50:42You pissed off the two best fighters in the world.
00:50:48Dude, I had cake for lunch.
00:50:50Dude, take off your shirt.
00:50:51Fine.
00:50:53Together,
00:50:54we can't lose.
00:50:55It's a bit insulting that these idiots think I'm such a non-threat
00:51:09that they didn't even tie my hands.
00:51:11That does give me an idea.
00:51:13What are you into, huh?
00:51:16Big man like you.
00:51:19Strong hands.
00:51:20Thick fingers.
00:51:22But you know just how to get a girl alive.
00:51:24I didn't say you could speak.
00:51:26Oh, come on.
00:51:28Don't be a prude.
00:51:29What do you like to do in bed?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:32You can tell Mommy.
00:51:33Why do you want to know?
00:51:34Why don't you come over here and put me in my place?
00:51:37You know what I think?
00:51:38I think you're not man enough.
00:51:42Say that again.
00:51:43Let's do this, bitch.
00:51:55Arizona strategy, agreed?
00:51:57Let's wear them down.
00:51:58Let's get it.
00:51:59Let's do this, bitch.
00:52:00Let me go!
00:52:01This is for some new heels.
00:52:20Why don't you just give up, huh?
00:52:30Andre Gigante thinks you should slow down.
00:52:33Just like my last 30 opponents.
00:52:34Why don't we make them come to us?
00:52:37Hey, shitballs!
00:52:39I escaped!
00:52:39What?
00:52:50All right, all right.
00:52:55You're not so bad either.
00:52:58Come on.
00:53:01There.
00:53:05I'm sober.
00:53:06And I don't get it.
00:53:07Does she like me or does she like you?
00:53:09Let's figure it out later, man.
00:53:11We can both use some sleep.
00:53:12Man, you have no idea.
00:53:14Tell me about it.
00:53:18Which one of you is Vic Michelson?
00:53:24Hey, ma.
00:53:26Call the tournament rules committee.
00:53:28Tell them I got a lovely little video to show them.
00:53:39You know, sometimes I forget you're still a janitor.
00:53:45It's crazy.
00:53:47Still, I'm forgiving you for Arizona, you know.
00:53:50We're going to settle our beef in the final round of the tournament.
00:53:52Looking forward to it.
00:53:54Boys!
00:53:55In my office!
00:53:56Now!
00:53:57I'm ruined.
00:54:04Everything I've worked for, no one's going to invest in this gym now.
00:54:08What are you talking about, Enzo?
00:54:10Your fight with Vic went viral.
00:54:12And the committee saw it.
00:54:13They're kicking you out of the tournament.
00:54:17What?
00:54:18Wait, what are you talking about?
00:54:19The rules committee of the tournament is coming down on me.
00:54:23They think you two knuckleheads are conspiring to fix the last fight.
00:54:27I guess there are rules for sponsoring two fighters.
00:54:31Who knew?
00:54:32So that's it.
00:54:33We're disqualified then.
00:54:34Oh, no.
00:54:35Just one of you.
00:54:36The other one gets to continue on to the finals.
00:54:39And they said I got to choose.
00:54:42Choose?
00:54:42Wait, wait.
00:54:43You're picking me, right?
00:54:44I ain't decided that yet.
00:54:46Okay, no offense, but I'm the reigning champ here.
00:54:49I mean, before this, Jack was a nobody janitor.
00:54:51Some nobody janitor who can kick your ass.
00:54:53Oh, my God.
00:54:54Get over yourself, man.
00:54:55Look, I didn't mean it like that.
00:54:57But, Jack, come on.
00:54:58If anyone deserves this thing...
00:54:59Play me for it, then.
00:55:00Oh, you're scared now, buddy.
00:55:02Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:55:02Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:55:04Oh, that's perfect.
00:55:05A fight.
00:55:06The rules committee, they think you two aren't for real rivals.
00:55:10Why not give them a show, huh?
00:55:12We can even live stream it, bringing money for the gym.
00:55:16I'm going to start arranging the details.
00:55:17You two, get ready for the fight of your lives.
00:55:21You can't be serious right now.
00:55:23Serious is a heart attack.
00:55:25If you two don't fight, I'm going to lose everything I've built here.
00:55:28So, for the one who comes out of the ring the winner, glad to have you.
00:55:32But for the loser, sorry, you've got to leave this gym for good.
00:55:36It's the only way, Paxton.
00:55:42This is just what you wanted, isn't it?
00:55:44To ruin my life?
00:55:46You know what?
00:55:47Why wait for the fight?
00:55:48Let's settle this right here, right now.
00:55:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what is that?
00:55:51Stop!
00:55:53Angie, we need to settle this right here.
00:55:56Which one of us do you want?
00:55:57Where is this coming from?
00:55:59You know what?
00:55:59I want to know too.
00:56:00Okay, you kissed him at the banquet and we made love in the showers at the arena.
00:56:03Is this for real?
00:56:05Are we for real?
00:56:06If you have to ask, you are still a big, dumb idiot.
00:56:10And you are too.
00:56:12This drama isn't about me and it never was.
00:56:16The two of you need to figure out whatever this is between you.
00:56:19Otherwise, I don't want anything to do with either of you.
00:56:36Two childhood rivals in a fight ten years in the making.
00:56:42In one corner, the golden boy champ.
00:56:45With the God-given mandate of heaven, inches away from the title, he was born to claim
00:56:52versus trash-born rookie underdog, whose sole dream is to steal his thunder.
00:56:59This is one for the history books.
00:57:02Man, you're going to want to watch this.
00:57:04You are going to watch this live.
00:57:06You know, there was this homeless orphan kid I found living in an alley behind my school
00:57:16growing up.
00:57:17He always wanted to hang out with me.
00:57:19For some reason, it really got under my skin.
00:57:22He wasn't afraid of me.
00:57:24He had nothing to lose.
00:57:26I don't remember it, huh?
00:57:27Look, man, let's go out there and give that crowd a real good show.
00:57:36We'll exchange some blows, spit out some blood, make things real dramatic.
00:57:42And in the second half, you throw the match.
00:57:45What?
00:57:47I need you to throw it, man.
00:57:49I've worked my whole life for a shot at this title.
00:57:51I mean, all my parents' investments, all my best years would be for nothing.
00:57:54And if I get disqualified, that's it, man.
00:57:56Come on, help me out here.
00:57:57No, no, I'm not going to do that.
00:57:58I'm not throwing the fight.
00:58:00Dude, you don't even want this.
00:58:02You haven't worked half as hard for half.
00:58:03Yet, I'm better.
00:58:04I'm better, and I'm going to prove today that I'm better, too.
00:58:07You want to beat me in a fight?
00:58:09Fine.
00:58:10We'll have that fight some other day in some other arena.
00:58:13But today is do or die.
00:58:14There are people watching out there, man.
00:58:16Today means something.
00:58:17You don't understand, man.
00:58:19That's exactly why I need to do it.
00:58:20To prove that I can.
00:58:23Wow.
00:58:24After everything we've been through,
00:58:25you still fucking hate me, don't you?
00:58:30Why?
00:58:31Before I hated you, all I ever wanted was to be your friend.
00:58:34You just always made me feel like I deserve to be alone.
00:58:37And now I'm going to make sure you know how it feels.
00:58:42I'm going to beat you.
00:58:44Boys, what are you still doing back here?
00:58:46That fight's about to start.
00:58:54Maybe you do deserve to be alone.
00:58:55I'm going to fucking kill him.
00:59:15I want a clean fight.
00:59:17Why don't you tell that to Paxton?
00:59:18He's the one prone to cheap shots.
00:59:19Whatever it takes to survive, yeah?
00:59:21Ain't that what you told Angie?
00:59:22All right, all right.
00:59:24And fight!
00:59:36Wow.
00:59:37That's a lot of yours.
00:59:38I thought you weren't going to come.
00:59:40Couldn't bring myself to miss it.
00:59:41You better give up now.
00:59:55It's only going to get worse from here.
00:59:59Why don't you give up?
01:00:03Hey!
01:00:04I told you two I want a clean fight.
01:00:05I'm watching you two.
01:00:12I'm okay.
01:00:13I'm okay.
01:00:15I'm okay.
01:00:20He's never going to give up, is he?
01:00:22He needs this too damn badly.
01:00:24He only wants to beat you so badly because he respects you.
01:00:28He just wants to be seen.
01:00:30Do I need to win that badly?
01:00:31Here, take this whistle.
01:00:38I need you to keep an eye on the fight.
01:00:39What are you doing?
01:00:40Leaving?
01:00:40Some asshole's posting an illegal gambling site in a chat, and I think I know who.
01:00:46So?
01:00:47So I'm going to call Paxton's old man.
01:00:48I'm going to find out who's taking my money.
01:00:52Stay here and announce the fight.
01:00:53Jack and Paxton seem like they are off to a rough start.
01:01:00Paxton seems very aggressive at the moment, but anything could change as the fight has only just begun.
01:01:07These fucking guys, huh?
01:01:08I can't decide if I'm betting against the poor urchin or the jerk who insulted me.
01:01:12It don't matter, Mom, okay?
01:01:13All the money comes to the family.
01:01:16And you know what they say?
01:01:16The house always wins.
01:01:19I should have known you two chuckle fucks were related.
01:01:23Enzo!
01:01:25Enzo!
01:01:26What are you doing in our house?
01:01:28I'm still the sponsor of those two fighters on screen.
01:01:31If anybody should be making money off of them, it's me!
01:01:34Why isn't he blocking?
01:01:51It's like he's giving up.
01:01:58Something just happened.
01:01:59Paxton is down.
01:02:00He seems injured.
01:02:01What the hell, Paxton?
01:02:13Why didn't you block me?
01:02:15I'm throwing, stupid.
01:02:17You need this more than I do.
01:02:18Will you get up, you asshole?
01:02:19You can't even let me have my win for real.
01:02:21Dude, this is for real, man.
01:02:23I just don't want it anymore, all right?
01:02:25It's cool.
01:02:26Now's a great chance for you to prove yourself and make it look good.
01:02:29Ow, ow, ow, my ankle.
01:02:36Oh, I'm done.
01:02:37My ankle.
01:02:38What are you doing?
01:02:39Get up.
01:02:39I can beat your ass some other day.
01:02:41I'm going to prove that I'm better than you, even at losing.
01:02:44What?
01:02:45Oh, God.
01:02:46Oh, God.
01:02:47I'm done.
01:02:48I lost.
01:02:49Oh, my stomach.
01:02:50Oh, no.
01:02:52Jack's the winner.
01:02:53No, I lost.
01:02:54You win.
01:02:56I'm money, man.
01:02:57Paxton won.
01:02:58No, I'm definitely, definitely the loser.
01:03:02It's a draw.
01:03:03That was amazing.
01:03:18What the hell was that?
01:03:20I don't even know.
01:03:22I guess we...
01:03:24Who cares?
01:03:24Good news.
01:03:28The gym is rich again.
01:03:32Vic's parents, they agreed to invest.
01:03:35You know, as long as we don't expose their little illegal gambling ring.
01:03:38Dad, don't do that.
01:03:40Just send them to jail.
01:03:42What are you?
01:03:43It's money!
01:03:44Okay, while you guys figure that out, I mean, what about us?
01:03:51You said you can't sponsor us anymore.
01:03:52Not as individual fighters.
01:03:54But you made us so much money!
01:03:58I was thinking, what do you think if I sponsor you as a team?
01:04:02A team?
01:04:03Yeah, at the International Tag Team Fighting Tournament.
01:04:08What's seven more continents, right?
01:04:10So long as this hope agrees.
01:04:12What do you say, Jackie boy?
01:04:14Great form, Becca.
01:04:26Thanks, Angie.
01:04:27I had a great teacher.
01:04:28All right.
01:04:29That is it for Angie's self-defense class for this week.
01:04:33I will see you all next week when we learn how handy a high heel can be when used as a weapon.
01:04:42Hey, future life.
01:04:43Hey.
01:04:46How's class going?
01:04:48Really great.
01:04:50Cool.
01:04:51Speaking of, looks like Paxton has found himself some groupies.
01:04:54Let him have his fun.
01:04:56Hey, what are you all just standing around for?
01:05:00The world championship fighters tonight.
01:05:02Come on, let's go.
01:05:03Dude, can you believe we're about to be world champs?
01:05:19Come on.
01:05:20We still got to win, man.
01:05:22Dude.
01:05:22Has there ever been a doubt?
01:05:24Come on.
01:05:26Speaking of doubts.
01:05:28How you feeling about the briefs?
01:05:29Come on, let me be straight.
01:05:31Nah, I don't know, man.
01:05:32I still don't like them, but they protect the little guys.
01:05:35Hey, protect the little guys.
01:05:36I get it.
01:05:37I get it.
01:05:38I get it.
01:05:38I get it.
01:05:38I get it.
01:05:40Man, I'm really glad we're friends, man.
01:05:46Me too.
01:05:46Ready yourselves for the main event, folks.
01:05:49Live from Madison Square Garden, this is the Underground Tag Team Fighting Tournament World
01:05:56Championship Finals.
01:05:59You ready?
01:05:59I was born ready.
01:06:03Let's go.
01:06:04Ladies and gentlemen, you know them, you love them.
01:06:07Give it up for your jack janitor and golden boy, Jack Hurts and Baxton Whitlock.
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