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00:00It all started with one harmless fact, a little, yes, queen, let's do it moment.
00:17But now, we are actually doing it.
00:30Hey!
00:31Hey!
00:32Hey!
00:33Hey!
00:34Hey!
00:35Hey!
00:36What's up?
00:37What's up?
00:38What's up?
00:39We're taking a drink of coffee.
00:40Long flight.
00:41Really?
00:42Long flight?
00:43What?
00:44Don't you worry, Baba.
00:46There's a warning.
00:47Warning?
00:48Yes.
00:49I'm going to take a cyclone show for warning.
00:51You're starting a podcast, right?
00:53I'm here to help.
00:54Help?
00:55Yeah.
00:56Hey!
00:57Nice digs.
00:58Bit small.
00:59Small?
01:00Small?
01:05Who told you about my podcast?
01:06If you need to tell someone, what kind of brother am I?
01:10That day, I listened to your podcast with Priya and Priya.
01:14And I knew immediately.
01:15Wash your hands first.
01:19You're an animal.
01:20And I need no help.
01:22So you can haul your ass back to dinner.
01:25Okay?
01:26Really?
01:27Yeah, really.
01:28If you don't need help, then I need more help.
01:31What?
01:32Last minute, SOS will be called.
01:33Ash, what did I do?
01:35Firstly, I never talk like that.
01:38And secondly, I never ask for help.
01:40Yeah, you should ask.
01:41There's no such crisis.
01:43Yuck.
01:45Almond milk.
01:46Almond milk.
01:47There's no real blood.
01:48What?
01:49What?
01:50What a mess.
01:51What a mess.
01:52The girl's trip.
01:53Portugal.
01:54Yeah.
01:55I'll run away.
01:56Is there bread in this house?
01:57Or is there no-cups?
02:02Gluten-fit.
02:03I'll run away.
02:04Then you'll be stupid.
02:05This shit is super expensive.
02:06How is it going to be dirty?
02:08It's called TR.
02:09Do you mind?
02:11Kashundi.
02:12Salami.
02:13Harami.
02:14Rhyming.
02:15Salami.
02:16Harami.
02:17Rhyming.
02:18Salami to Harami.
02:20That's a new low even for you, brother.
02:22Salami nahi hai.
02:24Kashundi andre or Harami.
02:27Ha ha.
02:31Didi,
02:32Naya jadu chaiyeye.
02:33Ye wala ganja ho gaya.
02:34Shauh,
02:35I don't have to pay less money.
02:36I'll call my flammar.
02:37And electricity bill is also due.
02:39Khumbaya.
02:40Babi,
02:41what would you do?
02:42Pasha.
02:43Okay.
02:46Fine.
02:47Pasta ki kichdi?
02:48Kichdi.
02:49Pasta?
02:52Donno mana dish.
02:54Umang.
02:56I completely forgot on photos ka kya hua.
02:58Oh.
02:59Matches ki line laggi hogi na?
03:00Nahi, abhi toh kuch nahi.
03:02What?
03:03But photos to baat achi thai.
03:04Yeah, Ashi,
03:05I didn't set up a profile, so...
03:07Umang.
03:09Umang.
03:10A hot woman like you,
03:11deserve some hot romance.
03:13Phone do apna.
03:14Yeah.
03:16Okay.
03:17Let's see.
03:20Name.
03:21Umang.
03:22Sing.
03:23Age 32.
03:24Yes.
03:25Interested in...
03:26LGBTQIA plus hookups.
03:29Sorry.
03:30Relationships.
03:32Interests.
03:33Working out.
03:34Healthy cooking.
03:35Hang out with friends.
03:36Bar.
03:37Sea Great Panju film.
03:38I don't know anything about it.
03:40You and your friends
03:41were discussing a Punjabi film that day.
03:44And on Thursday,
03:46that new bar.
03:47I was there too.
03:48Moving on.
03:49Health.
03:50Fitness.
03:51Kickboxing.
03:52Running.
03:53Cycling.
03:54You come to Cycle, right?
03:55Yes.
03:56I live in Cycle, right?
03:57Yes.
03:58I live in Cycle.
03:59So...
04:00How much?
04:01Um...
04:02Cat and Mouse Cafe.
04:03Which building?
04:05Ben Lily?
04:06Oh my goodness, dude.
04:09My friend literally lives in the next building.
04:11Ben Marie.
04:12If you haven't met the next time,
04:13then you will be here.
04:17Fuck.
04:18When I was talking about a million people,
04:20he wanted to change the logo.
04:21Now I have to file a trademark case.
04:37Huh.
04:38You know, even Periyar National Park maybe is just...
04:43Let me call you back.
04:45Hey neighbor.
04:46Nice to see you again.
04:47Lost something?
04:50Yeah.
04:51I'm cool today in the traffic jam.
04:52You know,
04:53we keep the banner all over.
04:54From Rohan 1, by the way.
04:56So...
04:57This is not yours?
05:00No.
05:01It's not.
05:02We are very busy.
05:04We are planning a jungle safari for a British pop star.
05:10This is not yours.
05:12So now it's mine.
05:15Okay.
05:17Nice leg you got on you.
05:22Nice leg you got on you.
05:24I have a habit of scoring.
05:26You could sit down and see.
05:27Yeah.
05:28No, no.
05:29It was chunky.
05:33Oh no.
05:34I'm full.
05:35Yeah.
05:36I'm full.
05:37I'm full.
05:38All right.
05:40Yeah.
05:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:43So, yeah.
05:44I'm full.
05:45It's gonna be a lot of pain.
05:46How do you do?
05:48Mr. Bratender, please
05:50Shake it, baby, shake your drink for me
05:52Give me four more shots for me
05:54And my ladies
05:56Johnny Deco formalities
05:59Give me four more shots, please
06:01Tell me it's got time to hear
06:03Give me four more shots, please
06:06Give me four more shots, please
06:16I just want to know
06:20How does the bell turn?
06:21He's the same old Ghisapita earning dog
06:24Or that psycho bird
06:26You know what I'm talking about
06:29Listen, I know a little bit of this, but my heart is very good
06:32Do you know what I'm talking about?
06:33Hello, G?
06:34What's the good news?
06:37Ashol, my brother
06:39Hi
06:41It's just Ash, short for Ashoka Ditya
06:43So this is Damani's bad name girl gang
06:46Bad name?
06:48Bad kismat
06:50He's funny
06:51Umang, I love your fitness videos
06:54I made that deadlift strike, I almost had a hernia
06:57And Anjana, did someone say you have a kid?
07:01Yeah
07:02You don't look a day over 30
07:04Oh my god, I like you already
07:07Listen, if my memory serves me right
07:09We're already connected on social media, right?
07:11Yes
07:12Nice to meet you finally
07:13Stalker
07:14What are you saying?
07:15You haven't accepted my friend request
07:18But all your friends have
07:19Except Siddhi Patel
07:21Good
07:22The funny one
07:23Or maybe not
07:25What's that supposed to mean?
07:28Your jokes don't really cut it for me
07:30Wow
07:32Wow
07:33Excuse me?
07:34And you're very funny, is it?
07:36No, I'm the funniest person I've ever made
07:50Uma
07:51Where'd you come from when you'll get paid?
07:54Right
07:55Here
07:56Ding dong
07:57I mean
07:58I'll give you an hour
07:59Have you slept right yet?
08:01No
08:02Listen
08:03You have to dive right in for the stuff to work
08:05Phone the opman
08:12Okay
08:15Right
08:16Now let's see
08:17The situation is up
08:21What?
08:24She's...
08:26Asexual
08:27What?
08:35No, no, no, no, no, no
08:37Do that
08:39Agh!
08:39Ah, you caught you
08:40No, no, no, no!
08:41No more
08:42Yes
08:43And the winner is...
08:45Palmsel
08:48Alright, come one more
08:49What?
08:50what why what's bothering you come on spit it out so there's this boy
09:00Vedant okay last week I asked him whether he'll be my partner for the
09:07science project hmm but I'm job teacher nevse poochah to choose somebody for the
09:14science project he chose sana okay so uh to me the Vedant a child a
09:26oh my mother was the first cry oh okay okay
09:36to me job he feel carry on it about naturally like in a stage me Joey
09:43relationships hoti yeah it would be immature roti you know what I mean so
09:50school is only for dosti bagi fun keli to puri zindaki padhiya hmm
09:58sir mom see hmm school ke bad did you have lots of fun yeah I did I met your dad
10:06in college and then um to maa gayi and
10:13may zindaki ke sab se fun moments tumhare saath hai haa but that's not real fun
10:19na iske alaba apne kuch aur fun kia see I to untha bimis until I'm 50
10:27puri dunya guhovi
10:29and I'll also be a start-up comedy just a little bit
10:32plans went completely wrong life's just not as easy as it seems
10:40but look at me now I'm still dreaming still believing in myself
10:54oh
11:01name options
11:07yell out
11:08tujai cum sunai dene lag gaya kya
11:11shut up
11:12damini's world
11:13damini's world
11:14tujai bachchon ka shur lagta hai na
11:15yeh title sochnya kitme second lage tujai
11:17kya karo
11:19sir bachche nam chale gai
11:20nothings available
11:21hmmm I think the title should be damini ki piyari piyari baati haa
11:25fuck of
11:26fuck of
11:27fuck of a cha option hai
11:28lakin litigations ho sakte hai
11:29lakin litigations ho sakte hai
11:30I swear one
11:31hey hey one sec
11:32hey stop it stop
11:33you get out of my house
11:34stop it I'm
11:35I'll call maa
11:36I'll call maa
11:37run to mommy like you
11:38you're away
11:39maa
11:40maa
11:41what are you being on
11:42maa she's completely lost her mind
11:44maa all the
11:46he needs to leave my body
11:48out right now
11:49damini ash
11:50tham to tura dujane
11:52be calm
11:53I am calm
11:54this is calm
11:55yes it's calm
11:56maa
11:57damini akelepan ki aadat ho gie tumhe
11:58hmm
11:59hmm
12:00mhm
12:01time spent karo na
12:02time spent with him
12:03nahin
12:04problem takhi
12:05problem takhi
12:06problem is that
12:07I do not want to live with a man child
12:09then have your own child
12:10what
12:12eggs please karlo
12:13but not again
12:14agar baad mein kisi din manhua tu it'll be easier
12:17yes but
12:18I think I should just focus on my career right now
12:20and what if you want both someday
12:22maine dono ki hai
12:23babies and a career
12:25maa
12:26apko bata mein kithini vilified hun
12:28kuch bhi kati skrutinize ho jati hun
12:29kuch nahi bhi kareke
12:30kuch nahi bhi kareke
12:31eider cancel hoti nito troll hoti hun
12:32do you really want me to get a baby into this mess?
12:34that's because you're defiant by nature
12:36and let me be clear
12:38I love that about you
12:40I wouldn't change a thing
12:41maa nice
12:42heek heek bolche
12:43the world needs more defiant dominees
12:46oh look at me
12:47I'm so defiant
12:48I'm sarehe rules
12:49defy karti hun
12:50kohi mujhe samajta nahi hai
12:51because I'm so defiant
12:53tere podcast ka naam bhi na defiant ho na jahhiye
12:55tu akalye apne is couch bhe
12:57every week
12:58duniya ki sari choti badi baton ko defy karti hui
13:01Damini Rizvi Roy
13:21that's it
13:22that's it
13:23the defiant diaries
13:27jiske har episode me koi aisa ayega jisne
13:31norms codify kiya
13:33ar life ko apne terms pija
13:37right here on my couch
13:39on my couch
13:40hmm
13:41I'm a genius
13:42I called it
13:43halo
13:44you wouldn't have called it
13:45if it wasn't for me
13:46it's literally my name
13:48deef ayin
13:49ayy tu muje kabhi fredits nahi di
13:50damini
13:51time out time out
13:52time out
13:53kintu amichita bolchen
13:54soucho uske bare mein
13:55no
13:56you're my only hope for a grandchild
13:58kike ash ke kloti ho puseh chodke chali gai
14:00pijal he left you
14:07to Hai tu meeri alani APRAH kane aya
14:10you money after egg, for you
14:13ahish you're so dead
14:14no no listen listen listen to me
14:15listen one sec
14:16yeah I
14:17one sec, one second
14:18one sec, one then
14:19you won't have this
14:21shh
14:22shh
14:23shh
14:24shh
14:25shh
14:26shh
14:26shh
14:27ol
14:28y
14:29ok
14:30And I'm gonna make it on my own, gonna break it on my own, gonna take it on my own.
14:41So, a Bharatnatyam dancer who also teaches Hip-Hop.
14:46That's rare.
14:47A fitness enthusiast who loves eating pizza.
14:50That's rare.
14:52I'm so excited, man.
14:54The food is my carbs.
14:56What's your memory?
14:58Mm-hmm.
15:00Mommy, Mommy, they have their parents.
15:03Do they know?
15:04Yeah.
15:06When I told you before, they went to the shop.
15:08But now, it's okay.
15:10What about you?
15:12Your parents are very chill.
15:14They're probably just really glad their daughter isn't getting accidentally knocked out anytime soon.
15:20So, asexual means like no sex at all?
15:27You know what asexuality is, right?
15:32Yeah, it's LGBTQIA.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Correct.
15:37So, it's always?
15:39Yeah.
15:41I don't have any interest in sex.
15:44Neither in men nor in women.
15:47Never.
15:48As a teenager, I thought there was something wrong with me and I was really weird.
15:53But then I just realized that I'm just really into emotional intimacy.
15:59I just want to know a person.
16:00I just want to know a body of his body.
16:02Hmm.
16:03So, your previous relationships, they were also with asexuals?
16:08Kuch asexuals and kuch nahin.
16:09And I had open relationships with the ones that weren't asexual.
16:23Um, they were able to know sexual intimacy somewhere else.
16:26So, there's no physical intimacy in your relationship?
16:32I'm sorry.
16:33I'm asking too many questions, right?
16:36Okay.
16:37No, no.
16:38You're curious and I'm very happy to share.
16:42Intimacy is if sexual nahin hoti hai.
16:45All bhi cheezze hoti hai.
16:47Jaisi.
16:49Jaisi.
16:50Hugging.
16:52Cuddling.
16:55Pull day hands.
16:58You know.
16:59Mean clothes.
17:07Spell it out with your hands.
17:10Hold it like you never have.
17:13Moving on my command to win and try.
17:18Say, say it's sweeter than honey.
17:21Surrender, you won't be sorry.
17:24Taking a loaf on my body.
17:26Like, here we go, here we go.
17:29Give me that good, good love.
17:33Like, I knew that you were, good love.
17:38I feel like...
17:40Mujhe apni 20s aasi ji ni chahiye thi.
17:43Bilkul...
17:45Carefree.
17:46Absolutely.
17:47Umbra ke saath,
17:48Excess baggage shed kar dene chahi hai.
17:51And I don't mean me.
17:56Tum to cabin baggage hoon.
17:58Jahaan mein jati huon, bahan tum.
18:03Shadi shudha zindagi kaisi jai rahi hai hai.
18:12I have to say...
18:13Tum nono thode tired lag rahe hai hai.
18:16Too much ain, auntie.
18:18You know...
18:19Meer se dada time,
18:20Tho mein Kalpana or Suresh ke saath spain karthi hoon.
18:22But I thought...
18:23Tumhare friends ka naam...
18:24Damini, Umang or Anjali hai.
18:26Anjana.
18:27Oh, sorry, sorry.
18:28And Kalpana is the bai.
18:30And Suresh is the cook.
18:31Oh, oh, okay. I'm sorry.
18:34I work on US time.
18:36So my work hours are all over the place.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And by chance,
18:40If you get two hours,
18:41Then the building of RWK
18:42Problems discusses.
18:44Kachde ki thaili ka color black ho ga ya green.
18:46Holi celebrate karna hai ki nahi.
18:47Or agar karna hai toh,
18:48Should we have a chart counter or not?
18:50Kisne kao,
18:51Sureshah bari laga lo.
18:52Ha ha ha.
18:53Hahahaha.
18:54Sub stair kan laga hai izko.
18:55Specially, wuhh 9th floor ali catering auntie.
18:57Oh God, барah.
18:58Kyo no mamma?
18:59Wona apne plants ko water nahi karthi hai.
19:01Plura nahle ah dajeti hai.
19:02Balcony mein itna pani bhaegh ti hai.
19:04Eek baar mein white shirt kaim ke office kere nikal raha ta.
19:07And the nipple is broken.
19:09Yeah!
19:10Oh, no!
19:19How are you doing?
19:20It looked like the earthbund.
19:22Did I tell you?
19:23I've got some really nice duvets and bedsheets.
19:25You know what?
19:26I'm asking something else.
19:28I think you know that.
19:33Mama, I'm not going to discuss with you.
19:38Look.
19:39Intimacy.
19:40I'm not saying that it's the most important part of marriage.
19:42But it's one of the most important parts.
19:45I just want to say that in your life,
19:49you don't lose out on the spice of life.
19:51Then you're different from Raj and I.
19:53So you're different from me here and I?
19:55Obviously not.
19:56That's not what I'm saying.
19:58But,
19:59marriage happens.
20:01You don't open the spark.
20:03Think.
20:04How to keep the fun alive.
20:06The fun is quite alive and kicking already.
20:09Okay, Mama?
20:10And sparks are so much that
20:12there are also discussions in the building meetings
20:13and fire safety.
20:17Bye.
20:18Bye-bye.
20:19Bye.
20:20Bye-bye.
20:21Bye-bye.
20:22Bye-bye.
20:23Bye.
20:24Bye-bye.
20:25Bye-bye.
20:26Bye.
20:27What's happening?
20:28What's happening over here?
20:29Yep.
20:30We are boomers and these millennials.
20:31Because we are boomers and we are millennials.
21:01What?
21:03I said this, what like?
21:05What?
21:07Okay.
21:13What?
21:15Let's start from the board.
21:19Hold on, hold on.
21:21No, no, no.
21:23Okay.
21:25What?
21:27What?
21:30What? What?
21:35What happened?
21:38I've lost it.
21:40What did you notice?
21:51Because of Kalpana's land,
21:53there's a lot of dirt on the ground.
21:57You know,
21:58Anjka's work, right?
22:01She uses this new-age dust-free broom.
22:04I'll order it on Amazon.
22:06One second.
22:10Shit.
22:12We are the Boomers.
22:32Hi, Miss Anjana Menon.
22:34It's quite easy to ask you.
22:36From the receptionist,
22:38who is the Men and Loyal LLC?
22:40By the way,
22:41is that yours?
22:44It can be, but it's not.
22:46It will be a Gen Z.
22:48This is the generational labeling.
22:50It's so...
22:51Millennial.
22:52There's a Gen Alpha in my house.
22:54Let me explain it.
22:56Ah, so you're a cool mom.
22:59Very cool.
23:00Cool enough for a challenge.
23:02Get your phone come, get your phone come, get your phone come, get your phone come.
23:07Let me take you down, take you down to funky town.
23:37Come on, take you down.
23:39Take you down.
23:41Come on, come on.
23:42Want a ride home?
23:44Uh, sure, but not without a helmet.
23:49I didn't have a helmet once again.
23:51Oh, excellent, huh?
23:53Baby.
24:07My heart's racing fast.
24:09Where do I begin?
24:11I want to break free.
24:13Fall into the deep.
24:15Then get lost in this feeling.
24:18Lost in this feeling.
24:22Lost in this feeling.
24:27I want to break free.
24:30Fall into the deep.
24:32Then get lost in this feeling.
24:34Hey, Thalila.
24:35Thalila.
24:36Look who's here.
24:37What's up?
24:38Hi.
24:39Mehood also here.
24:40Hey, brother, what's up?
24:41Hey, all good.
24:42Oh, my legs.
24:43Oh, my goodness.
24:44I'm so good.
24:45I know that the more you pump, the more you hump.
24:48I knew you were going to say that.
24:49Tell me what happened to Erica.
24:51Lots of pumping and humping there also.
24:54Actually, it's completely opposite.
24:56She doesn't have any interest in sex.
24:58In fact, she's asexual.
24:59What?
25:00Bro, be careful.
25:01Oh, my God.
25:02Be careful.
25:03Yeah, but I mean, it was still so hot, man.
25:06In all eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
25:09All you have to do is just feel.
25:11Bro, there's so much foam.
25:13You should try it.
25:15Being asexual?
25:16No, bro.
25:17The hobble.
25:18It was amazing.
25:20What's amazing?
25:21Um, leg day.
25:23This is true.
25:24This is true.
25:25Better than sex.
25:28You get it?
25:29Yeah.
25:30Anyway, tell me,
25:31Is this an exclusive exclusive with Erica,
25:33or is it a match?
25:34Oh, actually, I matched with Duboli
25:37and she is a musician
25:39and she invited me to my gig.
25:41It's retired.
25:43Hey.
25:44You know, I bet he is a sapiosexuologi.
25:46He likes books and intelligent conversations.
25:50Whatever.
25:52Whatever.
25:53I'll sit with my heteronormative marriage.
25:56I'll go to the car.
25:58Worst man.
26:00It's not Vegas.
26:02Trust me.
26:04Just try what I said.
26:05Just feel.
26:07Just feel.
26:08Just feel.
26:09Just feel.
26:10Just feel.
26:15Hello.
26:16No touching.
26:17No kissing.
26:18Just feel.
26:19Just feel.
26:20Just feel.
26:21Just feel.
26:22No touching.
26:23No kissing.
26:24Just feel.
26:25Just feel.
26:26Just feel.
26:27Just feel.
26:28Just feel.
26:29No touching.
26:30No kissing.
26:31Just feel.
26:32Just feel.
26:33No touching.
26:34No kissing.
26:35Just feel.
26:36Just feeling.
26:37No kissing.
26:39Me?
26:58You ready?
27:02My backup!
27:09A gift from a client.
27:19The clients don't give a lot of gifts.
27:22Moosella, wine...
27:24Are these gifts or Rishwag?
27:26Definitely Rishwag.
27:28Anyway, before it turns into vinegar, shall we open it?
27:39Mmm!
27:43This is really vanilla.
27:46You have to put a drink of it.
27:48No, no, no.
27:49Now you don't have to drink.
27:51No, I don't want to go to the doctor tomorrow, so no thanks.
27:54Come on, Miss Menon.
27:56Take some risks.
27:59Come on.
28:01Okay.
28:09Mmm.
28:12Never have I ever eaten egg burji with ketchup.
28:23Oh, yeah.
28:24Never have I ever eaten old cheese by slicing off the mouldy corners.
28:33Disgusting! How could you...
28:35Okay.
28:36Okay, disgusting!
28:39Never have I ever...
28:43...gotten divorced.
28:56Never have I ever...
28:59...gotten pregnant because of a cheap condom.
29:04Neither have I.
29:05Never have I ever done something wild, crazy...
29:08...and out of control.
29:09I want to break free, fall into the deep...
29:12...and get lost in this feeling...
29:13...lost in this feeling...
29:14...lost in this feeling...
29:15...lost in this feeling...
29:17...lost in this feeling...
29:18...lost in this feeling...
29:19...lost in this feeling...
29:20...lost in this feeling...
29:21...lost in this feeling...
29:22...lost in this feeling...
29:23...lost in this feeling...
29:24...lost in this feeling...
29:25...lost in this feeling...
29:26...lost in this feeling...
29:27...lost in this feeling...
29:28...lost in this feeling...
29:29...lost in this feeling...
29:30...lost in this feeling...
29:31...lost in this feeling...
29:32...lost in this feeling...
29:34When you drive a bike, how do you feel?
29:42I feel free.
29:44Like the world is there for me to discover.
29:52Is it okay?
29:54Right?
29:56Oh look up.
30:04Is it okay?
30:14Is it okay?
30:18Is it okay?
30:20Is it okay?
30:23Is it okay?
30:28I love you.
30:29I don't know what you want
30:33What are the words you want
30:37I don't have to come
30:41What's my passion
30:45I don't know what you want
30:49Thank you
30:53Hi, Umang.
31:01You are just so good.
31:05I just wish, you know,
31:06a lot of people would have been.
31:10But you know,
31:11it's just a little tough, you know,
31:18in this city,
31:20to book gigs.
31:23Hey, if you're free,
31:28and if you want,
31:29we're having our fifth anniversary celebration.
31:33So, would you like to perform?
31:36Oh, sure.
31:37Sure.
31:38Great.
31:39Okay.
31:41All right.
31:41Bye.
31:44Bye.
31:53Hi, guys.
32:00So, you're looking at a new Navely Dulha.
32:05I know, I didn't wear a hat to show off,
32:10but I had a lot of flexed on social media, okay?
32:12Okay, how many married people in the house make some noise?
32:18Okay, so,
32:18as you're watching every morning on the pot,
32:20there's a lot of content about marriage in the world, right?
32:26But,
32:26you don't talk about honeymoon phase,
32:29because how can you do a good thing, right?
32:35You know,
32:36honeymoon phase is like,
32:38it's,
32:38it's the best,
32:39yeah.
32:40That's the time when you can't stop thinking about each other.
32:43I mean,
32:43at night,
32:44you just think about each other.
32:46You can't keep your hands off each other.
32:48I'm telling you because exactly the honeymoon phase is going on to my mom and her boyfriend.
33:01And as for me and my new Navely Dulha,
33:07we both are comfortable with a medical coma.
33:12Okay, but not all the time, okay?
33:16I mean,
33:16there are times,
33:17when, you know,
33:19we just want to,
33:20just want to, you know,
33:22we just want to take each other's clothes off.
33:27But that's to see that this shirt is going to dry-cleaning machine wash.
33:31I'm not even kidding anymore.
33:34Our idea of a sexy date night is Amazon's dustless jhadu,
33:38which is a bad thing.
33:41Because turns out,
33:42middle-aged uncles,
33:43and, you know,
33:45with the chalets,
33:45even with the chalets,
33:45the receding hairline's hair line is still a bad thing.
33:49Okay, thank you guys.
33:50That was my time.
33:56One night,
33:57No?
34:00And how good the audience was.
34:02Every punchline passed away. You saw it, right?
34:11What's going on?
34:13Why don't you say anything?
34:16Everything you've said.
34:25What do you mean?
34:27You have to use our lives in our comedy sets.
34:39But it's also my life, right?
34:42And I'm always doing anecdotal comedy.
34:44You know that.
34:47It's something that's concerned, Siti.
34:51I'm a private person and I don't want to make your life better.
34:55So, please, can you not?
34:57I've been making steps moving in the right way.
35:02Take a lot of time, but I found my place.
35:09Oh, I've been making steps moving in the right way.
35:17Take a lot of time, but I found my place.
35:21Oh, finally I see it.
35:27Front brace, back brace, we're important.
35:31Don't do it. Come on.
35:49Don't be nervous. Come on.
35:51Easy.
35:53Yeah.
35:55Okay. Come on.
36:01I'm on my way.
36:03On my way to me.
36:05I'm far off the road. Don't know where it comes.
36:07But I know that's what I need.
36:09So I'm on my way.
36:11On my way.
36:13On my way to me.
36:25So I'm on my way.
36:27On my way to me.
36:29I'm on my way.
36:31I'm on my way.
36:33On my way to me.
36:35I'm far off the road.
36:37Come on where you're close.
36:39But I know that's what I need.
36:41So I'm on my way.
36:43On my way.
36:45On my way to me.
36:47I know where I'm from.
36:49And I know what I've got.
36:51I just try to carry on.
36:53With the hole in my heart.
36:55Now it's me.
36:57Me.
36:58The only one I see.
36:59Yeah.
37:00I'm the one right here.
37:01With the soul technique.
37:02I said I know where I'm from.
37:03And I know what I've got.
37:04And I just try to carry on.
37:05With the hole in my heart.
37:06Now it's me.
37:07Me.
37:08The only one I see.
37:09Yeah.
37:10This will take me.
37:11Now I'm good for someone else.
37:14Cause I know how to love myself.
37:17So I'm gonna do what's best.
37:20Cause I know how to love myself.
37:24So I'm on my way.
37:26On my way.
37:27On my way.
37:28On my way to me.
37:30I'm on my way.
37:32On my way.
37:33On my way to me.
37:35I'll find a broken road.
37:37Don't know where it's going.
37:39But I know that's what I need.
37:41So I'm on my way.
37:43On my way.
37:44On my way.
37:45On my way to me.
37:47I'm on my way.
37:51I'm on my way to me.
37:53I'm on my way.
37:56I'm on my way to me.
37:59Oh.
38:00Now I'm good for someone else.
38:02Cause I know how to love myself.
38:05So I'm gonna do what's best.
38:08Cause I know how to love myself.
38:12So I'm on my way.
38:14On my way.
38:15On my way to me.
38:18I'll follow the road.
38:20Don't know where it goes.
38:21But I know that's what I need.
38:24So I'm on my way.
38:26On my way.
38:27On my way to me.
38:30I'm on my way.
38:31On my way.
38:33I'm on my way.
38:34I'm on my way.
38:36I know, it's all the way.
38:37I know the world.
38:38I know.
38:39I know.
38:40That's what I know.
38:41But I know.
38:42I know too.
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