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Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 152 -
Friday, 26th December 2025
Friday, 26th December 2025
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00:00I
00:30He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
00:32He's coming.
00:38Daniel?
00:42What's happened?
00:46I'm here for driving me to the hotel.
00:50Not at all.
00:54I had to step over a homeless chap this morning.
00:58Hey, guys.
01:00Oh, happy Boxing Day.
01:02You meeting Daniel?
01:04Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:06Bonding with the baird.
01:08Things are hotting up.
01:10Oh, it's Adam.
01:14Daniel's been attacked.
01:16So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:20Show your pie hole.
01:22So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:32Show your pie hole.
01:34What's up, was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:38Read the room.
01:40Ow!
01:42Ow!
01:44I wonder what would happen if we binged your anti-rejection meds.
01:50You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
01:52At least I've got a personality.
01:53Oh, come on.
01:54Shut up, please.
01:55Just let me off.
01:56Open up.
01:57Come on, Bertie.
01:58No.
01:59Okay.
02:00The mindless of a bit.
02:02And Christmas night, for heaven's sake.
02:03I'm okay, Dad.
02:04Oh, there was me, dead to the world, while you were being brutally attacked.
02:21Oh, well, Ken, you see, it's a good thing that you weren't, because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:26Yeah, exactly.
02:27Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of ports, and then I hit the hay.
02:31Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's. I'm sorry.
02:34It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:37Hey.
02:38What have they done to you?
02:39Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:44Maggie?
02:45I'm not stopping.
02:46I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:49She insisted.
02:51Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:53So, have you and Ava patched things up?
02:56Let's focus on you.
02:58Did you get a look at the perp?
03:00No.
03:01I watch every crime thing going.
03:03No, I didn't. I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:07Um, I heard steps approaching, and then I heard him run off.
03:12Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:14Mm-hmm.
03:15Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:18But, minus his wallet and watch.
03:20Awful.
03:21Insult to injury.
03:24I'll love you and leave you.
03:26Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:33Why'd you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:37Would it have made a blind bit of difference if I'd said don't?
03:40Am I in the doghouse?
03:43Why would you say that?
03:45No clue.
03:46I don't know, you just seem a little cold.
03:54Well, best crack on then.
03:56Doing business on Boxing Day.
03:58I mean, they're dope.
03:59Busy guy.
04:00Yeah, darling.
04:01I'm gonna do that, all right?
04:02This is when you steal a march.
04:07Trouble in paradise.
04:08No.
04:09Sorry to disappoint.
04:11Oh, you dropped one.
04:13I've seen that one of them before.
04:16Oh, er, yeah.
04:18Me and James both got off for Christmas.
04:20From my mum.
04:21You okay?
04:23Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:24I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:25You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Me too.
04:30Me too now.
04:31Well.
04:33As soon as the wheel runs.
04:38Where did you stay last night?
04:39What do you care?
04:41Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:44You left him no choice.
04:45As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:48That won't be happening.
04:54And if I need anything else,
04:56I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
04:59You good, Nan?
05:00I'm just back from the hospital.
05:02Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:05Left for dead.
05:07Is he okay?
05:08Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:10The old girl's good for a goss.
05:13I give up.
05:14Megan's awful worried about him.
05:19He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:23They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:26Does he know who did it?
05:27He has no clue.
05:28But his memory isn't proven by the hour.
05:32His wallet and watch are gone.
05:35Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:39Oi!
05:42You look like a chain of mine.
05:44I thought I must have done.
05:45Abby found it.
05:47Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:49But I'm single, mate.
05:50I'm no cheat.
05:52Did you do it on purpose?
05:53Whoa!
05:54Cocky.
05:55No, I didn't.
05:56Is she on to you?
05:57I don't know.
05:59You're a class act.
06:00What, like you're a choir boy?
06:01But I regretted it immediately.
06:03You're only out for yourself.
06:04Why can't I ever remember that?
06:06Because you want me.
06:07Oh, but I don't like you though.
06:09And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:11To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:15I feel bad for her.
06:16She's not your concern.
06:17And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:18Just don't want to blindside her.
06:20Especially at Christmas.
06:21Oh, dead thoughtful.
06:23And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:28Alright, mate.
06:31Hello.
06:32I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:39Ambassador?
06:40Looks top dollar.
06:42I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:44I figured I owed you one.
06:47Anne Boleyn stayed there, you know.
06:49Oh, well.
06:50If it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:52Oh, come on.
06:53Get it in the calendar.
06:55It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
06:59Be able to mini-break.
07:00Oh.
07:03Oh, wait.
07:05Someone's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:08It wasn't on there.
07:10Well, I only found out yesterday.
07:13This full smack bang in the middle.
07:15So you're going to let this hot priest fixation scupper our five-star mini-break?
07:19What?
07:20Didn't intend to.
07:22Oh, forget it.
07:24Forget it.
07:25It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:28I don't want you seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:33Not some actor I can tell you.
07:39He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:40He has no clue.
07:42I wanted to kill him.
07:44I don't know what I was thinking.
07:46I just lunged at him from behind and for a minute I thought he'd croaked it.
07:51Lucky for you he's alive and kicking.
07:53But I never robbed him.
07:55I panicked and legged it.
07:57Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:00Are you going to tell Dad?
08:01What do you think?
08:03Nice one, Nan.
08:04Don't you nice one Nan me.
08:07What got into you?
08:09Why do you hate him so much?
08:12He hates me.
08:13And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:16The way you spoke down to yesterday, I just wasn't having it.
08:19He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged
08:23and that would be your future down the pan.
08:26For a bright boy you have been extremely stupid.
08:31Oh, there you go.
08:42Shuttle.
08:43Malingering, I knew it.
08:45They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:48Oh, great.
08:50Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:52I don't get assaulted.
08:54Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
08:56I don't get accused of having an affair.
08:58Oh, it's all about you.
08:59You might think that but I've got news actually.
09:02About your attacker.
09:03Oh, go on.
09:04You and James Bailey.
09:12Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:15Else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:16I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:21I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:25Or pre-loved.
09:27Oh, you idiot.
09:29I have given everything up for you.
09:31Everything.
09:32Easy.
09:33It's not happening.
09:34James isn't up for it.
09:35Have you lost your mind?
09:37We're not playing out here.
09:38This is the real thing.
09:40Alfie, he's a child.
09:42He's not a doll.
09:43I know.
09:45I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:48I have staked everything on you.
09:50I know.
09:52Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:54I will not have you.
09:55Break the law.
09:57Okay.
09:59Okay.
10:00I'll stop.
10:01I promise.
10:02It's done.
10:03Oh, you better add.
10:05I have already shifted a few cars off.
10:07Oh.
10:08But it means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:11Abby, listen to me.
10:12Listen.
10:14I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:23I'll do right by us.
10:25You'll see.
10:28It's all good.
10:34The job must be so draining.
10:50Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:53Yep.
10:54Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:57George and Glenda's party.
10:59Oh, AKA the party to end all parties.
11:02Or Andrew Scott.
11:03By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:09Cut to Todd gets restrained in order for ogling hot priests.
11:16What?
11:18You're gonna hate me.
11:20Right, well that could never happen.
11:22Come on.
11:23Spill.
11:30Still here, Ma?
11:31For much longer.
11:32Just gathering me worldlies.
11:33Simple apology.
11:34Would work wonders.
11:35Ball's in your court.
11:36The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:39Adam just texted her.
11:40They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:43The police have arrested Daniel's attacker?
11:46Nice one.
11:47Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:51They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel stuffing his sleeping bag.
11:54Right.
11:56Eva's just through there.
11:58One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:01No, thank you.
12:03Your Nan is going soon.
12:04Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:06Hang way to the cash and carry.
12:07What do you call it, Nan?
12:08Someone must have robbed him.
12:09From your point of view, this is a win.
12:10So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:11That's more like it.
12:12The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker and you can do your dear old Nan a solid.
12:17Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear.
12:20It is Christmas after all.
12:21Plus, I've a clicky hip.
12:22Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:24Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:26Well, what would have you done with her?
12:46I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:48you've had. Well, in that case,
12:50I won't tell. Well, your life was
12:52on track, though, wasn't it? I mean,
12:53does Kevin Webster set the
12:56world on fire? Probably not, but to
12:57check out with his brother? And this
13:00is your business because?
13:01Oh, perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:04He must be the full
13:05package, you know, to make you wreck
13:07the life that you've worked so hard
13:10to get. But then there's Alfie
13:11as well, isn't he? Must wonder whether it's coming
13:13and going. Luckily
13:15for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:18I see. But do you
13:20think that your moral
13:21code is a bit, I
13:24don't know, inconsistent?
13:26Hmm.
13:28Can I get you anything?
13:30A bit of quiet would be good.
13:32Subtle.
13:34Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:36Do you mind if I perch for a minute? I won't
13:38keep you. Sure.
13:40Is this loud enough for you?
13:42You flatter yourself, love.
13:44Yeah.
13:45Sorry about that.
13:46Everyone's got an opinion.
13:48So, um,
13:50Carl, you told me about his
13:52business brainwave
13:54and how you told him where to stick it.
13:57Hmm?
13:58I'm so sorry.
13:59And I am so grateful.
14:00No need.
14:01No.
14:02There is every need.
14:04A bit ahead.
14:04Oh, hi, babe.
14:13Listen, I know people don't normally
14:15associate me with a sisterhood, but
14:17trust me, I'm a sister.
14:19You hide it brilliantly.
14:21Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:23But I can tell that you're having
14:25problems with your husband's brother.
14:27Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:29If you think he's up to something,
14:31he probably is.
14:33They like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:35Oh, thanks.
14:35I've got it.
14:37The more elaborate the story,
14:39the bigger the lie.
14:42Just in case there is
14:43any part of you that is
14:45genuinely concerned,
14:46rest assured we've got it sorted,
14:48right?
14:49It was at the smallest
14:50bump in the road.
14:51The tiniest pothole.
14:53Well, today's pothole
14:55is tomorrow's sinkhole.
14:57Well, those
14:59fortune cookies
15:00are dead deep.
15:03All right.
15:04Fine.
15:04Todd.
15:26Hey.
15:28Are you seriously
15:29blowing out this film gig with Summer
15:31to go on some mini break?
15:32Well, my hand's a tie.
15:33Oh, come on.
15:34She's been planning this for months.
15:36And Theo has gone to a lot of trouble, too.
15:38Your fancy hotel,
15:39it'll be there any time.
15:41This Andrew Scott gig,
15:42it's a one-off.
15:43Okay, you've made your point.
15:46I think you're making a bad call.
15:47Yeah, I kind of get that.
15:49When did you become so detached?
15:52Actually, do you know what?
15:53That is a rhetorical question.
15:55It's ever since you took up with him.
15:57You are blowing this out of all proportion.
15:59I don't think so.
16:00This speaks to something
16:01a lot deeper in here.
16:02Speaks to it.
16:03The Reverend Pulpit's on fire.
16:06He's changed you.
16:07Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:14Oh, well.
16:15I was beginning to think
16:16you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me.
16:18As if.
16:18What have you done to your face?
16:22Oh, erm...
16:24Peggy.
16:26That feral ginger on Tile Street.
16:27I thought she'd like a bit of my sandwich, and...
16:30Meow.
16:32Peggy.
16:33Let me get something on her.
16:34Oh, stop fussing.
16:38No.
16:39Let me.
16:40I'm sorry for being a bit knocky of you.
16:51It's OK.
16:53I'm used to it.
16:55Hey, could do some serious damage with this, you know.
16:58Come here.
17:00Oh, sorry.
17:01Sorry.
17:01I really do want us to work out, Lise.
17:11I know you do.
17:17Well done.
17:17Hey, how you doing?
17:39You finished already?
17:41That's amazing.
17:42You're faster than Santa's elves.
17:43Yeah, yeah, no, I...
17:46No, it was a weird one.
17:48Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
18:11Carl?
18:12Carl?
18:13I want to change the music.
18:14Can you just tap in your bus card, please?
18:26I'll be getting off, so.
18:49Your call, Ma.
18:50This is on you.
18:51You must really hate me more than you love her.
18:55Oh, do you know, you have got such a twisted view of the world.
18:58I've got 20-20, dear.
19:00Believe me.
19:02I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough, and then we'll all be happy.
19:05Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:07I would love for us to live under the same roof without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:11Good night, son.
19:12Good night, son.
19:13When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:17You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:20All right, Ma.
19:22Bye.
19:28Off I go, then.
19:29Oh, dear.
19:39Still at loggerheads, then?
19:42Hearts of stone.
19:44The lot of them.
19:45Well, you stepped on a hornet's nest, Maggie, your daughter-in-law.
19:49She's not...
19:49They are not married.
19:51Ah, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:53Not in my book.
19:55No, but nobody's interested in your book.
19:57I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:01Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:05You think?
20:07Ha.
20:08That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:13They have no idea what I do for them.
20:16The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:18Not a clue.
20:22Mate.
20:23Says hot pee teacher HQ.
20:25Ha.
20:26I'm completely...
20:27Oh, you've ruined the vibe now.
20:29I was going for flirty.
20:31Yeah?
20:32Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:35Yeah?
20:36But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:39Fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
20:43I'm in.
20:44I'm done.
20:45Half ten sounds great.
20:46I'll see you then.
20:47Looking forward to it.
20:49See you.
20:49Bye.
21:10Bye.
21:10We are Rei, and it's at the bottom of the top of our own.
21:20We are going to make a very popular choice.
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