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Four More Shots Please - Season 4 Episode 2 -
Pact Ke Side Effect
Pact Ke Side Effect
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00:00It all started with one harmless fact.
00:13A little, yes queen, let's do it moment.
00:17But now, we are actually doing it.
00:30What's up?
00:32You have to drink a coffee, long flight.
00:34At least once you have a long flight, haven't you?
00:36It's too late, Baba.
00:38It's not a phone or a warning.
00:40Warning?
00:41Yes.
00:42I'm a cyclone show that you give the warning.
00:44You're starting a podcast, right?
00:46I'm here to help.
00:48Help?
00:49Yeah.
00:50Hey, nice digs.
00:52It's small.
00:53Small.
00:54Small.
00:55Yes.
00:56Who told me about my podcast?
00:57If you need to tell someone, what kind of brother am I?
01:02That day, I listened to your podcast with Priyan.
01:04And I knew immediately.
01:05Wash your hands first.
01:06You're an animal.
01:07And I should help you.
01:08So you can haul your asses in the gym.
01:09I don't have any help.
01:10So you can haul your asses in the gym.
01:11No.
01:12No.
01:13No.
01:14No.
01:15No.
01:16No.
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:19No.
01:20No.
01:21No.
01:22No.
01:23No.
01:24Oh really?
01:25Yeah, really.
01:27When you need me, you need me to have more help.
01:31What?
01:32Last minute, I'll call the S.O.S.
01:34What will I be doing?
01:36Firstly, I never talk like that.
01:38And secondly, I never ask for help.
01:40I wanted you to ask.
01:42There are a lot of crises.
01:44Yuck.
01:45Almond milk.
01:47There's no actual milk in it.
01:49Are you so miss something?
01:52It's a girl's trip to Portugal.
01:54Yeah, you're going to run away.
01:55Is there bread in this house?
01:56Or is it going to be no-caps or no-caps?
02:02Gluten-fit!
02:04That's why it's bad. This shit is super expensive.
02:07How much is it going to happen to you?
02:09It's called Tiyaar.
02:11Do you mind?
02:14Kashundi.
02:15Salami. Harami.
02:18Rhyming salami to harami.
02:20That's a new low even for you, brother.
02:23Salami nahi hai.
02:24Kashundi and harami.
02:27Ha-ha.
02:31Didi, I need a new jadu.
02:33This is a bad thing.
02:34I don't have to pay attention to you.
02:36I'm going to call it.
02:37And electricity bill is also due.
02:39Kumbhaya.
02:40Babi, make a latte.
02:41Kichdi.
02:46Fine.
02:47Kichdi.
02:49Kichdi.
02:52Don't know manana.
02:54Umang.
02:56I completely forgot on photos ka kya hua.
02:58Oh.
02:59Matches ki line laggi hogi na?
03:00Nah, yaabitok kuch nahi.
03:01What?
03:02But photos to baat achi thai.
03:04Yeah, actually I didn't set up a profile, so.
03:08Umang.
03:09Umang.
03:10A hot woman like you,
03:11deserves some hot romance.
03:13Phone do apna.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Okay.
03:17Let's see.
03:20Name.
03:21Umang.
03:22Sing.
03:23Age 32.
03:24Yes.
03:25Interested in.
03:27LGBTQIA plus hookups.
03:29Sorry.
03:30Relationships.
03:32Interests.
03:33Working out.
03:34Healthy cooking.
03:35Hangout with friends.
03:36Bar.
03:37Sea Great Panju film.
03:38I don't know anything about it.
03:40You and your friends were discussing a Punjabi film that day, right?
03:44And on Thursday on that new bar,
03:47I was there too.
03:48Moving on.
03:49Health.
03:50Fitness.
03:51Kickboxing.
03:52Running.
03:53Cycling.
03:55You come to cycle, right?
03:57Yes.
03:58I live in my past.
03:59So.
04:00How many past?
04:01Um.
04:02Cat and Mouse cafe.
04:03Which building?
04:05Ben Lily.
04:06Oh my goodness.
04:08Dude.
04:09My friend literally lives in the next building.
04:11Ben Marie.
04:12If you haven't met the next time,
04:13then you will also send the bell.
04:17Fuck.
04:18He also wanted to change the logo.
04:21Now I'm going to make a trademark case file.
04:33Yeah.
04:34You know, even Periyar National Park, maybe it's just...
04:38Let me call you back.
04:39Hi neighbor.
04:40Nice to see you again.
04:41Lost something?
04:42Yeah.
04:43I'm cool today in the traffic jam.
04:44You know, I'm keeping the banner all over.
04:45From Rohan once, by the way.
04:46So, this isn't yours?
04:47No.
04:48No.
04:49No.
04:50No.
04:51No.
04:52No.
04:53No.
04:54No.
04:55No.
04:56No.
04:57No.
04:59No.
05:01No.
05:02No.
05:03Exactly.
05:04We are busy.
05:05We are planning a jungle safari on Half a middle one.
05:10No.
05:12We are now.
05:13Well now we are mine.
05:15Okay.
05:22Nice leg you got on you.
05:24I have a habit of scoring.
05:52Give me four more shots of me and my ladies.
05:57Trying to make all formalities.
05:59Give me four more shots, please.
06:01The town lights are up, time are here.
06:04Give me four more shots, please.
06:11Give me four more shots, please.
06:19I just want to know the bell will be.
06:21It's the same old Giza Pita herding dog.
06:24Or that psycho bird.
06:26You know what I'm talking about.
06:29Listen, I know a little bit of Jeeva, but it's very good.
06:32Do you know anything?
06:33Hello, Jeeva.
06:35What's the good news?
06:37Ash Hole, my brother.
06:40Hi.
06:41It's just Ash, short for Ashoka Ditya.
06:43So this is Damini's bad name girl gang.
06:46Bad name.
06:48Badkismat.
06:49He's funny.
06:51Umang, I love your fitness videos.
06:54I did that deadlift strike.
06:56I almost had a hernia.
06:58And Anjana, did someone say you have a kid?
07:01Yeah.
07:02You don't look a day over 30.
07:05Oh my god, I like you already.
07:07Listen, if my memory serves me right, we're already connected on social media, right?
07:11Yes.
07:12Nice to meet you finally.
07:13Stalker.
07:14What are you saying?
07:16You haven't accepted my friend requests.
07:18But all your friends have, except Siddhi Patel.
07:21Good.
07:22The funny one.
07:24Or maybe not.
07:27What's that supposed to mean?
07:29Your jokes don't really cut it for me.
07:32Wow.
07:34Excuse me?
07:35And you're very funny, is it?
07:37No, I'm the funniest person I've ever made.
07:39No, I'm the funniest person I've ever made.
07:52Where did you get to get money?
07:53Right.
07:54I mean, I'll spend a day here.
07:55I mean, that's where you'll spend money.
07:58Have you slept right yet?
08:01No.
08:02Listen, you have to dive right in for this stuff to work.
08:04Phone do.
08:05Okay, all right, now let's see, the situation is up to the next day.
08:25She's asexual?
08:27What?
08:35No, no, no, no, no, no!
08:37Do that!
08:39I got you.
08:40No, no, no!
08:41No!
08:42Yes!
08:43And the winner is, Mom's Day!
08:47All right, come on, one more.
08:49What?
08:50Why?
08:51What? Why?
08:52What's bothering you?
08:54Come on, spit it out.
08:56So...
08:58There's this boy, Fedanth.
09:03Okay.
09:04Last week, I asked him whether he'll be my partner for the science project.
09:09And he said yes.
09:11But today, when the teacher asked him to choose somebody for the science project, he chose Sana.
09:19Okay, so...
09:22You look good, Vedanth.
09:31Mom, I'm going to ask her first cry.
09:33Oh...
09:34Oh...
09:35Okay.
09:36Okay.
09:37Okay.
09:38Whatever you feel, right?
09:40It's very natural.
09:41But at this age, the relationships that have become mature.
09:47You know what I mean?
09:49So, school is only for friends.
09:52For friends.
09:53You've got to live for fun.
09:54For the rest of the fun, I've got to live for fun.
09:57Hmm.
09:58That's right, Mom.
09:59See, Mom,
10:00After school,
10:01Did you have lots of fun?
10:04Yeah, I did.
10:05I met your dad in college,
10:07and then uh...
10:10You came here and...
10:14What are the most fun moments of my life?
10:17Yes, but that's not real fun.
10:21You've done something else for this.
10:25See, I've got babies until I'm 50.
10:28I'll go to the whole world.
10:29And it'll also be a start-up comedy.
10:37It's not as easy as it seems.
10:42But look at me now.
10:46I'm still dreaming.
10:49Still believing in myself.
11:02Ooh, any emotions.
11:07Yell out.
11:09You've got to hear less.
11:11Shut up.
11:13Damini's world.
11:14It seems like a kid's show, right?
11:16How many seconds of thinking about this title?
11:18What do I do?
11:20Everything's got a good name. Nothing's available.
11:22I think the title should be Damini's P.R.E. P.R.D.
11:26Fuck off.
11:27Fuck off is a good option.
11:29But litigation can be done.
11:31I swear, one second...
11:32Hey, one second. Stop it. Stop it.
11:34You get out of my house.
11:35I'll call Ma.
11:36Yeah, I'll call Ma.
11:37Run to mommy like you.
11:38You're away.
11:39You're away.
11:39I'm away.
11:40Ma. Ma.
11:41What are you doing?
11:42Ma, she's completely lost her mind.
11:44Ma, all the body's lost her mind.
11:46She's got to leave my house right now.
11:49Damini, Ash, calm yourself, be calm.
11:53I am calm.
11:54Good.
11:54This is calm.
11:55Yes, it's calm.
11:56Ma.
11:57Damini, you've got a habit alone.
12:00You have to spend a little time with Ash.
12:02Time spent with him.
12:03No.
12:04Problem, Taki.
12:05Problem, Taki.
12:05Problem is that I do not want to live with a man child.
12:09Then have your own child.
12:11What?
12:12Ex, please do.
12:13Ma, not again.
12:14If it happened later on, it'll be easier.
12:17Yes, but I think I should just focus on my career right now.
12:20And what if you want both someday?
12:22I've done both.
12:23Babies and a career.
12:26Ma, do you know how much I am vilified?
12:28Anything I do, scrutinized.
12:30Anything I do, either cancel or troll.
12:33Do you really want me to get a baby into this mess?
12:35That's because you're defined by nature.
12:37And let me be clear.
12:39I love that about you.
12:40I wouldn't change a thing.
12:41Ma, not again.
12:42It's okay.
12:44The world needs more defiant dominies.
12:47Oh, look at me.
12:47I'm so defiant.
12:49I defy all the rules.
12:51No one doesn't understand me.
12:52Because I'm so defiant.
12:54You should also be defiant on your podcast.
12:56You sit alone on your couch.
12:57Every week,
12:58the world's small things defy all the world.
13:01Damini Rizvi Roy.
13:07That's it.
13:24The Defiant Diaries.
13:28In which in every episode,
13:29someone will come in
13:31that has defied the norms
13:34and lived on their own terms.
13:38Right here, on my couch.
13:41I'm a genius.
13:43I called it.
13:44Hello, you wouldn't have called it
13:46if it wasn't for me.
13:47It's literally my name, Deef, Ayin, Ash.
13:49You never told me.
13:50Ash, Damini.
13:52Time out, time out.
13:53Can you tell Amichita Bolchin?
13:55Think about it.
13:56No.
13:57You're only home for a grandchild.
13:59Because Ash's fault,
14:00she left her and left her.
14:05Piyali left you.
14:08So, you didn't help me with my help?
14:11No, I've come for you.
14:13Ash, you're so dead.
14:14No, no, no.
14:14Listen, listen, listen to me.
14:15Listen, one second.
14:16I'm going to show you.
14:17One second.
14:17One second.
14:18One second.
14:18You're the whole story.
14:19One second.
14:20One second.
14:21One second.
14:21One second.
14:22One second.
14:23So, a Bharatanatyam dancer who also teaches Hip-Hop?
14:46That's rare.
14:47A fitness enthusiast who loves eating pizza?
14:51That's rare.
14:52I don't even know, man.
14:54The food is in my car.
14:56Do you remember your memory?
14:59Yes.
15:00My mom gave it to me.
15:03Did they know?
15:05Yeah.
15:06When I told you earlier, she went to the store.
15:09But now, it's okay.
15:11What about you?
15:12Your parents are quite chill.
15:15They're probably just really glad their daughter isn't getting accidentally knocked up anytime soon.
15:21So, asexual means no sex at all?
15:26You know what asexuality is, right?
15:31Yes.
15:32LGBTQIA.
15:34Correct.
15:35Yeah.
15:36Correct.
15:37Yeah.
15:38So, Hermesha?
15:39Yeah.
15:40How?
15:41I don't have any interest in sex.
15:44Neither in men nor in women.
15:47Never.
15:48As a teenager, I thought there was something wrong with me and I was really weird.
15:53But then I just realized that I'm just really into emotional intimacy.
16:00I just want to know a human body.
16:03I don't have any body.
16:04Hmm.
16:05So, your previous relationships were also with asexuals?
16:10Yes.
16:11They were also with asexuals?
16:13There were a few asexuals and nothing.
16:17No sex.
16:18And I had open relationships with the ones that weren't asexual.
16:22They were able to find sexual intimacy somewhere else.
16:26So, there's no physical intimacy in your relationship?
16:32I'm sorry.
16:33I'm asking too many questions, right?
16:34Okay.
16:35No.
16:36No.
16:37You're curious.
16:38And I'm very happy to share.
16:42Intimacies are not sexual.
16:44There are other things.
16:46Jessie.
16:48Jessie.
16:49Hugging.
16:51Cuddling.
16:54Holding hands.
16:57You know.
16:59I mean clothes.
17:02We can do it.
17:04Love us.
17:05Just you.
17:07And I.
17:08Spilling out with your hands.
17:10Holding like you never have.
17:13Moving on my command.
17:15Do it and try.
17:18They say you're sweet up and hot.
17:20We can surrender and you won't be sorry.
17:24Taking a loaf of my body.
17:26Like here we go.
17:27Here we go.
17:28Give me that good.
17:31I feel like I should live in my 20s like this.
17:43Absolutely. Carefree.
17:46Absolutely.
17:47You should have to shed excess baggage with your life.
17:51And I don't mean me.
17:56You are cabin baggage.
17:58Where am I going? Where are you?
18:06So, how are you going to get married?
18:12I have to say, you both are tired.
18:15Too much, auntie.
18:17You know, I spend more time with Meera and Suresh.
18:21But I thought your friends are Damini, Umang and Anjali.
18:26Anjana.
18:27Oh, sorry.
18:28And Kalpana is the Bai.
18:29And Suresh is the cook.
18:31Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
18:33I work in US time.
18:36So, my work hours are all over the place.
18:38Yeah.
18:39And by chance, if you get two hours,
18:41you will discuss the building's problems of RWK.
18:44Is it black or green?
18:46Do you want to celebrate or not?
18:47And if you want to do it, should we have a chart counter or not?
18:50He said, well, let's get two hours.
18:52Yeah.
18:53I have to do it all.
18:54Especially the 9th floor catering auntie.
18:57Oh, god.
18:58That aunt.
18:59You know, mama,
19:00Bona doesn't water your plants.
19:01It's all.
19:02It's so much water.
19:03There's so much water in the balcony.
19:04Once I wear a white shirt,
19:05I was out in the office and I had a nipple.
19:08It's so much water.
19:09Yeah.
19:10Oh, no.
19:11Oh, no.
19:19So, how are you going?
19:20I saw a nail on earth.
19:21Can I tell you?
19:22I've got some really nice louvies and bed sheets.
19:25You know, I'm asking something else.
19:27I think you know that.
19:33Mama, I won't discuss your thoughts with you.
19:36I'm not saying that the most important part of the marriage is the most important part.
19:43I just want to say that in your life, don't lose out on the spice of life.
19:49Then you're different from Raj and I.
19:52So you're different from me here and I?
19:55Obviously not. That's not what I'm saying.
19:57But the marriage is all.
20:00You don't open the spark.
20:03Think about something else. Think about how to keep the fun alive.
20:07The fun is quite alive and kicking already, okay, Mama?
20:10And sparks are so much that there are discussions in fire safety in the building meetings.
20:17Bye.
20:18Bye-bye.
20:26Everything is getting worse.
20:28You're feeling like we're boomers, but the millennials.
20:34Who's my ass?
20:35Who's my ass?
20:37Who is my ass?
20:39It is.
20:40Give me.
20:41Okay.
20:42Come here.
20:43Come here.
20:44Come here.
20:45Come here.
20:46Come here.
20:48I don't want to put my hands in the air.
20:50No, I'm not.
20:51What are you doing here?
20:52What are you doing?
20:53What are you doing?
20:54Come on, come on, come on.
20:56Okay, come on, come on.
20:58How are you?
21:00Come here.
21:02Come on.
21:04This is the worst thing.
21:06Okay.
21:14What?
21:16Let's start from the bottom.
21:18Yeah, it's okay.
21:20Hold on, hold on.
21:22Hold on, hold on.
21:24What happened?
21:26I lost it.
21:36What happened?
21:38I lost it.
21:48What did you notice?
21:50I lost it.
21:52I lost it.
21:54I lost it.
21:56You know,
21:58Anjki and Radha Didi work, right?
22:00Uh-huh.
22:01She uses this new age dust-free broom.
22:03Uh-huh.
22:04I'll order it to Amazon.
22:06One second.
22:08Shit.
22:10Shit.
22:12We are the boomers.
22:14Boomers.
22:16Boomers.
22:18One second.
22:20One second.
22:32Yes.
22:35Hi, Miss Anjana Menon.
22:36From the reception, I told you who is men-in-law LLC.
22:39By the way, is that yours?
22:43It may be, but it's not.
22:45It will be a Gen Z.
22:47This is the generational labeling.
22:49It's so millennial.
22:51There's a Gen Alpha in my house.
22:54Let me explain it.
22:55Ah, so you're a cool mom.
22:58Very cool.
23:00Cool enough for a challenge?
23:06Get your phone call, get your phone call.
23:09Girl, you want a piece of this?
23:11Girl, you want a piece of this?
23:13Girl, you want a piece of this?
23:15Uh, you want some of this?
23:18Girl, you want a piece of this?
23:20Girl, you want a piece of this?
23:22Girl, you want a piece of this?
23:24Uh, uh, you want some of this?
23:27You're a lady, I'm a man, so what's the fuss about?
23:31Let me take you down, take you down to funky town.
23:35Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
23:42Want a ride home?
23:45Uh, sure, but not without a helmet.
23:49Oh, excellent, huh?
23:54Baby.
24:05She's pulling me, my heart's racing fast, where do I begin?
24:11I want to wake free, fall into the deep, and get lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling.
24:28I want to wake free, fall into the deep, and get lost in this feeling.
24:34Hey, not in love, not in love, let's see who's in love.
24:38Hi.
24:39Mehood also here.
24:41Hey, brother, what's up?
24:42Hey, all good.
24:43Oh, my legs, oh, my goodness.
24:44I knew you were going to say that.
24:49So tell me, what's going on with Erika's?
24:52Lots of pumping and humping there also.
24:54Hey, actually, complete opposite, because she doesn't have any interest in sex, in fact, she's asexual.
25:00What?
25:00Yeah, I'm rubbing it.
25:01Oh, my God, be careful.
25:04Yeah, but I mean, it was still so hot, man.
25:07All you have to do is just feel, bro, you should try it.
25:15Being asexual?
25:16No, bro, the foble.
25:18It was amazing.
25:20What's amazing?
25:21Um, leg day.
25:24This is true.
25:24This is true.
25:25Better than sex.
25:28You kidding?
25:28Yeah.
25:30Anyway, you tell me, this is an exclusive with Erika, or even a major?
25:34Oh, actually, I'm matched with Duboli, and she is a musician, and she has invited me to her gig.
25:41It's to the end.
25:43Hey.
25:44You know, I bet you're a sepia-sexual.
25:46You like books and intelligent conversations.
25:52You too.
25:53I'll sit with my heteronormative marriage.
25:55Yeah.
25:56I'll be here.
25:58You're a girl.
25:58You're a girl.
25:59You're a girl.
26:00You're a girl.
26:01You're a girl.
26:02You're a girl.
26:03Trust me.
26:04Just try what I said.
26:05Just feel.
26:07Feel.
26:08Just feel.
26:15Hello.
26:33No touching.
26:34No kissing.
26:35Just feel.
26:42Me here?
27:00You ready?
27:01My back!
27:05You ready?
27:06You ready?
27:07You ready?
27:08You ready?
27:09Come on.
27:10Yeah.
27:11I actually got a show.
27:12Have you got a show?
27:13I got a show.
27:14Give from a client a client because you can't give this gift a lot of wine like Moosella
27:23wine.
27:24Is it a gift like Rishwat?
27:26Definitely Rishwat.
27:27Anyway, before it turns into vinegar, shall we open it?
27:40This is the truth.
27:46You have to put a gift to it.
27:48No, no, no.
27:49You will not have to drink.
27:51No, I won't go to the doctor tomorrow, so no thanks.
27:54Come on, Miss Menon.
27:56Take some risks.
27:59Come on.
28:01Okay.
28:10Never have I ever eaten egg burji with ketchup.
28:23Oh, yeah.
28:24Never have I ever eaten old cheese by slicing off the mouldy corners.
28:32Disgusting.
28:33How could you...
28:34Okay.
28:35Okay, disgusting.
28:36Never have I ever gotten divorced.
28:44Never have I ever gotten pregnant because of a cheap condom.
29:03Neither have I.
29:07Never have I ever done something wild, crazy, and out of control.
29:14and you go outside.
29:17Just don't have to worry about it.
29:18I just keep moving, right?
29:19ç–‘ I leave here and see how I can't get to play anymore.
29:20Oh no, no.
29:21No, no, no, no.
29:22I can't let go.
29:23I can't let go.
29:24I can't let go.
29:25No, no, no.
29:26I can't let go.
29:27I can't let go.
29:28I can't let some more people get the money.
29:29I can't let go.
29:31But what I can't do?
29:32Lost in this feeling
29:38When you drive a bike, how do you feel?
29:42I feel free.
29:44Like the world is there for me to discover.
29:52Is it okay?
29:54Right.
29:56Oh look up.
30:02Is it okay?
30:05It's okay to see yourself and be proud of yourself.
30:11In the night.
30:12I try to see myself and be happy.
30:14Oh wait.
30:15I have no idea.
30:16That's my experience.
30:17No matter what I have done, I have no idea.
30:18I have no idea.
30:19I know you never know.
30:20Oh way too.
30:21You've decided to go from a place.
30:22This is the no choice.
30:23I never want to.
30:24I can't think of myself.
30:25The love is true.
30:26All in the last weeks.
30:27The love is true.
30:28I never want to.
30:29I never want to.
30:30I don't know what you mean
30:32Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
30:34How do you speak, my friend?
30:36Ooh, ooh, ooh
30:38I don't know what you mean
30:40Ooh, ooh, ooh
30:42What's your love?
30:44I don't know what you mean
30:46I don't know what you mean
30:48Ooh, ooh, ooh
30:50Thank you
30:52Thank you
30:58Hi, Umang
31:00You are just
31:02so good
31:03Thank you
31:04I just wish, you know
31:06a lot of people
31:08Mmm
31:10But you know, good artists
31:12get their audience
31:14Yeah, it's just
31:16It's a little tough, you know
31:18in this city, to book gigs
31:22Hey
31:24If you're free
31:26and if you want
31:28We're Jim, Umami
31:30We're having our 5th anniversary celebration
31:32So, would you like to perform?
31:34Oh
31:36Sure, sure, great
31:38Okay
31:40Alright, bye
31:44Bye
31:52Hi, guys
31:58Hi, guys
31:59Justin
32:00So, you're looking
32:02at a new Naveeli Dulhan
32:04Oh
32:07I know, I didn't wear shoes
32:08to show off
32:09but I had a lot of flex on social media
32:11Okay
32:12Okay, how many married people
32:13in the house make some noise?
32:15Woo
32:16Okay, so
32:18And as you're watching
32:20every morning
32:21in the pot
32:22There's a lot of content
32:23in the world
32:24There's a lot of content
32:25Right?
32:26But
32:27You don't talk about honeymoon phase
32:29Because
32:30How can you get a good thing
32:32right?
32:34Right?
32:35You know
32:36Honeymoon phase is like
32:37It's
32:38It's the best, man
32:40That's the time when
32:41you can't stop thinking about each other
32:43I mean, at night
32:44you just think about each other
32:46You can't keep your hands off each other
32:48You just think it's so delicious
32:52I'm telling you
32:54because
32:55exactly
32:56honeymoon phase is going to be
32:57my mom and her boyfriend
32:58That's what's happening
33:00from the last three years
33:01That's what happened
33:02That's what happened
33:03And
33:04as for me
33:05and my new Naveela Dulhan
33:07I'm both
33:08kind of
33:09medical coma
33:10like comfortable
33:11Okay, but
33:12not all the time
33:14Okay?
33:15I mean, there are times when, you know, we just want to, just want to, you know,
33:22we just want to take each other's clothes off.
33:26But that's to see that this shirt is going to dry cleaning, machine wash.
33:29I'm not even kidding anymore.
33:33Our idea of a sexy date night is to buy dustless jharu from Amazon, which don't have to be dirty.
33:39Because turns out, middle-aged uncles ke saath saath, jharus bhi receding hairline se parishan hain.
33:47Okay, thank you guys, that was my time.
33:51Fun night, na?
33:57An audience bhi kitni sahi thi, har punchline phaya sahi thi, you saw na?
34:04An audience bhi kitni sahi thi, har punchline phaya sahi thi.
34:11What's that?
34:12Did you say anything?
34:14I didn't say anything.
34:16I didn't say anything.
34:25What do you mean?
34:27Do you need to use our life in our comedy sets?
34:38But it's also my life, na?
34:41And I'm always doing anecdotal comedy.
34:44You know that.
34:46There is also something concerned about, Siti.
34:49I'm a private person and I don't want to make a mistake of your life.
34:55So please, can you not?
35:25Don't be nervous.
35:26Come on.
35:27Easy.
35:28Yeah.
35:29Try to do the magic.
35:30Go.
35:31Okay.
35:32Come on.
35:33Don't be nervous.
35:34Come on.
35:35Easy.
35:36Yeah.
35:37Try to do the magic.
35:38Okay.
35:39Come on.
35:40Okay.
35:41Come on.
35:42Come on man.
35:43Get up.
35:44Come on man.
35:45Come on.
35:46Don't be nervous.
35:49Come on.
35:50Easy.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah.
35:53Try to do the magic.
35:54Go.
35:55Okay.
35:56Come on man.
35:57Okay.
35:58Here.
35:59On my way, on my way to me
36:03I'm far off the road, don't know where it goes
36:06But I know that's what I need
36:09So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
36:14So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
36:29I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
36:35I'm far off the road, don't know where it goes
36:39But I know that's what I need
36:41So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
36:47I know where I'm from, and I know what I've got
36:50I just tend to carry on with a hole in my heart
36:53Now it's me, me, the only one I see
36:56Yeah, I'm the one right here with this whole technique
36:59I said I know where I'm from, and I know what I've got
37:02I just tend to carry on with a hole in my heart
37:05Now it's me, me, the only one I see
37:08Yeah, I'm the one right here with this whole technique
37:10Now I'm good for someone else
37:14Cause I know how to love myself
37:16So I'm gonna do what's best
37:20Cause I know how to love myself
37:23So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
37:29I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
37:35I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
37:47I'm on my way, I'm on my way to me
37:52I'm on my way, I'm on my way to me
37:58Now I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
38:05So I'm gonna do what's best
38:08Cause I know how to love myself
38:11So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
38:17I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
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