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00:00It all started with one harmless fact, a little, yes, queen, let's do it moment.
00:17But now, we are actually doing it.
00:30Yoyo, yoyo, what's up?
00:37Why didn't you drink the coffee?
00:39Long flight, really?
00:41Long flight, okay?
00:43One more time, papai.
00:45There's a phone or a warning.
00:47Warning?
00:48Yes.
00:49I'm a cyclone show that is warning.
00:51You're starting to start the podcast, right?
00:53I'm here to help.
00:54Help?
00:55Hey!
00:56Nice digs, bit small.
00:59Small.
01:00Small?
01:05Who told you about my podcast?
01:06If you need to tell someone, what kind of brother am I?
01:10That day, I listened to your podcast with Priya and Priya.
01:14And I knew immediately.
01:15Wash your hands first.
01:19You're an animal.
01:20And I need no help.
01:22So you can haul your ass back to dinner, okay?
01:25Really?
01:26Yeah, really.
01:27When you don't need help, I need to help you all.
01:31Last minute, SOS will be called.
01:33Ash, what did I do?
01:35Firstly, I never talk like that.
01:38And secondly, I never ask for help.
01:40You should ask, right?
01:42There's no such crisis.
01:44Yuck.
01:46Almond milk.
01:47There's no actual milk in this house.
01:49How much you are doing?
01:51The girl's trip went to Portugal.
01:53Yes, I went to run.
01:54Is there bread in this house?
01:56The girl's trip is running for no-cops.
01:58Gluten-fit!
02:03It's only worse than that.
02:05This shit is super expensive.
02:07How would you be mad at me?
02:08It's called tiyaar.
02:10Do you mind?
02:12You're not a kashundi, salami, harami.
02:17Rhyming salami to harami.
02:20That's a new low even for you brother.
02:22Salami is not a kashundi.
02:25Is it in kashundi or harami?
02:27Yes, yes.
02:32Didi, I need a new dog.
02:33This is a bad thing.
02:34I'm not going to use the shower.
02:36I'm going to call my flammes.
02:38And electricity bill is also due.
02:39Kumbaya, babi, make a latte.
02:41Pasta.
02:46Fine.
02:47Pasta or kichdi?
02:48Kichdi.
02:49Pasta?
02:52Let's make both of them.
02:54Umang.
02:56I completely forgot about the photos.
02:58Oh.
02:59Is there a line of matches?
03:00No, there's nothing.
03:02What?
03:03But the photos were very good.
03:04Yeah, I didn't set a profile, so...
03:07Umang.
03:09Umang.
03:10A hot woman like you,
03:11deserves some hot romance.
03:13Phone up now.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Okay.
03:16Let's see.
03:20Name.
03:21Umang.
03:22Sing.
03:23Age 32.
03:24Yes.
03:25Interested in...
03:27LGBTQIA plus hookups.
03:29Sorry.
03:30Relationships.
03:32Interests.
03:33Working out.
03:34Healthy cooking.
03:35Hang out with friends.
03:36Bars.
03:37Panju film.
03:38I don't know a lot about it.
03:40You and your friends were discussing a Punjabi film that day, right?
03:44And on that new bar on Thursday, I was there.
03:48Moving on.
03:49Health, fitness, kickboxing, running, cycling.
03:54You always come to Cycle, right?
03:55Yes.
03:56I live in Cycle, right?
03:57Yes.
03:58I live in Cycle.
03:59So...
04:00How much?
04:01Um...
04:02Cat and Mouse Cafe.
04:04Which building?
04:05Ben Lily?
04:06Ben Lily?
04:07Oh my goodness, dude.
04:09My friend literally lives in the next building.
04:11Ben Marie.
04:12If you meet the next time,
04:13I'll give you the bell.
04:17Fuck.
04:18I'll give you the logo.
04:19I'll give you the logo.
04:20I'll give you the trademark.
04:21I'll give you the trademark.
04:22Ah.
04:23You know, even Periyar National Park maybe is just...
04:25Let me call you back.
04:27Hi, neighbor.
04:28Nice to see you again.
04:29Lost something?
04:30Yeah.
04:31I'm cool today in the traffic jam.
04:32You know, I'm in Wanderpura.
04:33Khod ke rakhti hai.
04:34Rohan se, by the way.
04:35Rohan se, by the way.
04:36Rohan se, by the way.
04:37Rohan se, by the way.
04:38Rohan se, by the way.
04:39Rohan se, by the way.
04:40Rohan se, by the way.
04:41Rohan se.
04:42So, this isn't yours?
04:43No, it's not yours.
04:45We're very busy.
04:46Yeah.
04:47We're planning a jungle safari with a rich pop star.
04:49And the jungle safari.
04:51Okay.
04:52It's not yours.
04:53Oh, yeah.
04:54I don't want to do this for a big job.
04:55Rohan se.
04:56еюсь, not yours.
04:57Let me call you back.
04:58Hey, neighbor.
04:59Nice to see you again.
05:00Lost something?
05:01Yeah, I cool today in the traffic jam.
05:03See, I'm all in Wanderpura.
05:05I'm working on Wanderpura with a big chance.
05:07It's from Rohan se, by the way.
05:08So, this is your place?
05:09No, it's not anyone's.
05:10No, it's probably not.
05:11I don't know, so now it's mine.
05:15Okay.
05:23Nice leg you got on you.
05:25I have a habit of scoring.
05:41Mmm.
05:42Thought of attraction, thought of thought of action.
05:45Hello, mister, how do you do?
05:48Mr. Pretender, please.
05:50Shake it, baby, shake your drink for me.
05:52Give me four more shots for me.
05:54And my ladies.
05:56Trying to make all formalities.
05:59Give me four more shots, please.
06:01Tell me you're up, time to hear.
06:04Give me four more shots, please.
06:11Give me four more shots, please.
06:19I just want to know how the bell will be.
06:21That's the same old Gisa Bita ading dog.
06:24Or that psycho bird.
06:28You know what I'm talking about.
06:29Listen, I know a little bit of this, but it's very good.
06:32Do you know what I'm talking about?
06:33Hello, G.
06:35What's the good news?
06:37Ashol, my brother.
06:40Hi.
06:41It's just Ash.
06:42Short for Ashoka Ditya.
06:43So this is Damani's bad name girl gang.
06:46Bad name.
06:47Bad kisma.
06:49He's funny.
06:51Umang, I love your fitness videos.
06:54I almost had a hernia.
06:57And Anjana, did someone say you have a kid?
07:01Yeah.
07:02You don't look a day over 30.
07:05Oh my god, I like you already.
07:07Listen, if my memory serves me right, we're already connected on social media, right?
07:11Yes.
07:12Nice to meet you finally.
07:13Stalker.
07:14What are you saying?
07:15You never accepted my friend request.
07:18But all your friends have, except Siddhi Patel.
07:21Good.
07:22The funny one.
07:23Or maybe not.
07:25What's that supposed to mean?
07:28Your jokes don't really cut it for me.
07:30Wow.
07:31Wow.
07:32Excuse me?
07:33And you are very funny, is it?
07:36I'm the funniest person I've ever made.
07:38I'm the funniest person I've ever made.
07:50Oh, ma.
07:51Yes.
07:52Where are you going to get money?
07:54Right.
07:55Here.
07:56Ding dong.
07:57I mean.
07:58I'll give you an hour.
07:59Have you slept right yet?
08:01No.
08:02Listen, you have to dive right in for this stuff to work.
08:05Okay.
08:15Right?
08:16Now, let's see.
08:17The situation is up until now.
08:25She's...
08:26Asexual?
08:27What?
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:41No.
08:42Yes.
08:43And the winner is...
08:45Mom's Day.
08:47Alright.
08:48Come on.
08:49One more.
08:50What?
08:51Why?
08:52What's bothering you?
08:54Come on.
08:55Spit it out.
08:57So...
08:59There's this boy...
09:00Vedant.
09:03Okay.
09:04Last week, I asked him...
09:06Whether he'll be my partner for the science project.
09:08Hmm.
09:09And he said yes.
09:11But when the teacher asked him...
09:13To choose somebody for the science project...
09:15He chose Sana.
09:16Okay.
09:17So...
09:18Uh...
09:19You look good.
09:20Oh my mother was the first cross.
09:21Oh my mother was the first cross.
09:22Oh...
09:23Okay.
09:24Okay.
09:25You feel good.
09:26It's very natural.
09:27But...
09:28Like...
09:29Oh my mother was the first cross.
09:30Oh.
09:31Oh my mother was the first cross.
09:33Oh.
09:34Okay.
09:35Okay.
09:36Okay.
09:37You are like...
09:38Whatever you feel...
09:39Whatever you feel...
09:40It's very natural.
09:41But...
09:42The relationships that have been around...
09:45They are quite immature.
09:47You know what I mean?
09:49So...
09:50School is only for friends.
09:53For other fun...
09:54For the rest of the fun, I have been studying for the rest of the fun.
09:59Mom, see, after school, did you have lots of fun?
10:04Yeah, I did. I met your dad in college and then...
10:10...you came and...
10:14...are the most fun moments of my life.
10:18Yes, but that's not real fun.
10:20For the rest of this, did you have any other fun?
10:24Yes, I will come, baby, until I am 50.
10:28I will go to the whole world.
10:29I will also be a start-up comedy.
10:31I will also be a start-up comedy.
10:50I will believe in myself.
11:04Name options!
11:08Yell out!
11:09You've got much of it!
11:11Shut up.
11:12Dhamini's World!
11:14You seem to have just learned about kids' show?
11:16How many seconds are you going to think about this title?
11:18What do I do?
11:20It's all good names. Nothing's available.
11:22I think the title should be
11:24Damini's love, love story.
11:26Fuck off!
11:28It's a good option.
11:30But litigation can be done.
11:32One second! Stop it!
11:34You get out of my house!
11:36I'll call Ma!
11:38You're far away!
11:40Ma! Ma!
11:42Ma! She's completely lost her mind!
11:44Ma! Ma!
11:46He needs to leave my house right now!
11:50Damini! Ash!
11:52Be calm!
11:54I am calm!
11:56This is calm!
11:58Yes, it's calm! Ma!
12:00Damini, you have a habit alone!
12:02Time spent with him?
12:04No!
12:06Problem is that
12:08I do not want to live with a man child!
12:10Then have your own child!
12:12Ex, please!
12:14But not again!
12:15If it happened in a few days, it will be easier!
12:18Yes, but I think I should just focus on my career right now!
12:21And what if you want both someday?
12:23I have done both!
12:24Babies and a career!
12:26Ma!
12:27Do you know how much I am vilified?
12:29Anything you do, scrutinized!
12:30Anything you do, either cancel or troll!
12:33Do you really want me to get a baby into this mess?
12:35That's because you're defiant by nature!
12:37And let me be clear!
12:39I love that about you!
12:40I wouldn't change a thing!
12:41Ma!
12:42That's right!
12:43That's right!
12:44The world needs more defiant nominees!
12:47Oh, look at me!
12:48I'm so defiant!
12:49I defy all the rules!
12:51No one doesn't understand me!
12:52Because I'm so defiant!
12:54Without the name of your podcast, you should be defiant!
12:56You're alone on your couch!
12:57Every week,
12:58the world needs to defy all the small things!
13:01Damini Rizvi Roy!
13:19That's it!
13:20The defiant diaries!
13:22That's it!
13:23The defiant diaries!
13:27Which will come in every episode
13:30Who defy all the norms
13:34And live in their own terms
13:37Right here, on my couch!
13:40I'm a genius!
13:42I called it!
13:44Halo,
13:45You wouldn't have called it
13:46If it wasn't for me!
13:47It's literally my name Deef, Ayin, Ash.
13:50You've never finished me.
13:51Damn it.
13:52Time out, time out.
13:53But you, Amichita Bolchin, think about it.
13:56No.
13:57You only hope for a grandchild.
13:59Because Ash's weakness, she left her.
14:05Piali left you.
14:08So you didn't help me, you didn't help me.
14:11No, I've got it for you.
14:13Ash, you're so dead.
14:14No, no. Listen, listen, listen to me.
14:15Listen one second.
14:16One second.
14:17One second.
14:18One second, one second.
14:19You got the whole story.
14:20One second.
14:21You're just near me.
14:22Pass!
14:23Pass!
14:42So, a Bharatanathiam dancer...
14:45who also teaches hip hop.
14:47That's rev.
14:48A fitness enthusiast who loves eating pizza.
14:51That's rev.
15:05Yeah.
15:11What about you?
15:13Are your friends still chill?
15:15They're probably just really glad
15:17their daughter isn't getting accidentally knocked out any time soon.
15:22So, asexual means like no sex at all?
15:30You know what asexuality is, right?
15:32Yeah, that's LGBTQIA.
15:36Correct.
15:37So, Hamisha?
15:40Yeah.
15:43I don't have any interest in sex.
15:45Neither in men nor in women.
15:47Never.
15:48As a teenager, I thought there was something wrong with me.
15:52And I was really weird.
15:54But then I just realized that...
15:56I'm just really into emotional intimacy.
16:00I just want to know a human body.
16:04I don't have any relationship.
16:05Hmm.
16:06So, your previous relationships were also with asexuals?
16:13There were some asexuals and nothing.
16:18And I had open relationships with the ones that weren't asexual.
16:23Um...
16:24So, sexual intimacy was able to find anywhere else.
16:27So...
16:28Do you have any physical intimacy in your relationship?
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35I'm asking you many questions, right?
16:36Okay.
16:37No.
16:38No.
16:39You're curious.
16:40I'm just being sure.
16:41I don't have intimacy.
16:42There are no sexual intimacy.
16:44There are other things.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Like?
16:47Like?
16:48Like.
16:49Like.
16:50Like.
16:51Like.
16:52Like.
16:53Like.
16:54Like.
16:55Like.
16:56Like.
16:57Like.
16:58Like.
16:59Like.
17:00Like.
17:01We can do what lovers do, just you and I
17:07Fill it out with your hands, hold it like you never have
17:13Moving on my command to win and die
17:18Say, say it's sweet, I've been high
17:20I'm making surrender, you won't be sorry
17:23Taking a loaf on my body
17:26Like, here we go, here we go
17:29Give me that good, good love
17:33Like I knew that you were, good love
17:38I feel like, I wanted to live like my 20s
17:43Absolutely, carefree
17:46Absolutely
17:47You should have to shed excess baggage with your life
17:50And I don't mean me
17:53You're cabin baggage
17:58Where I go, where you are
18:02So
18:07How are you going to get married?
18:10I have to say
18:13You're both tired
18:15Too much, auntie
18:17You know, I spend more time with Meera
18:19I spend more time with Kalpana and Suresh
18:22But I thought, your friends are Damini, Umang and Anjali
18:26Anjana
18:27Oh, sorry
18:29Kalpana is the bai
18:30And Suresh is the cook
18:32Oh, okay, I'm sorry
18:34I work in US time
18:36So my work hours are all over the place
18:38Yeah
18:39And by chance, if you get two hours of the building
18:41Then they will discuss the problem of the building's RW
18:44Is the color black or green?
18:46Do you want to celebrate or not?
18:47And if you want to do it, should we have a chart counter or not?
18:50He said, you should have a bar
18:52All the stairs
18:54Especially the nine-floor catering auntie
18:56Oh, god, that auntie
18:57You know, mama
18:58Bona doesn't water your plants
19:00She doesn't pour the plants
19:01She doesn't pour the water
19:02She doesn't pour the water in the balcony
19:03She doesn't pour the water
19:04I'm wearing a white shirt
19:05I'm wearing a white shirt
19:06I'm going to go to the office
19:07And the nipple is thrown
19:08Oh, no!
19:10Oh, no!
19:18So, how's it going?
19:19It looked like the earthbund
19:21Did I tell you?
19:22I've got some really nice duvets and bedsheets
19:25You know who's fit?
19:26I'm asking something else
19:27I think you know that
19:33Mama, I'm not going to discuss it with you
19:36I'm not going to discuss it with you
19:37Look
19:38Intimacy
19:39I'm not saying that
19:40It's the most important part of the marriage
19:41But
19:42It's one of the most important parts
19:44I just want to say
19:46That in your life
19:47Don't lose out on the spice of life
19:50So, Rajan and I are different
19:52So, you want me to be different?
19:54Obviously not
19:55That's not what I'm saying
19:57But
19:58The marriage is all
20:00All the sparks
20:01Don't open the sparks
20:02Think about
20:04How to keep the fun alive
20:06The fun is quite alive and kicking already
20:08Okay, Mama?
20:09And sparks are so much
20:11That in the building meetings
20:12There are also discussions in fire safety
20:14Bye!
20:16Bye-bye!
20:17Bye-bye!
20:26Is everything going on?
20:27Yeah
20:30I don't know that
20:31We are boomers
20:32Yeah, millennials
20:33Yeah, millennials
20:37Where's my ass?
20:38I want my ass
20:39It is
20:43Okay, come here
20:44Okay
20:45Come here, come here
20:49It's a fucking spot
20:50It's the rest of us
20:51Okay, fuck it
20:54I'm coming on me
20:55What you gonna do?
20:56Okay, yeah
20:57I'm coming on
20:58How do you?
20:59What you gonna do?
21:00Come here
21:01I'm coming on
21:02I'm coming on
21:03I'm coming on
21:04I'm coming on
21:05I'm coming on
21:06I'm coming on
21:07I'm coming on
21:08I'm coming on
21:09I'm coming on
21:10I'm coming on
21:11I'm coming on
21:12I'm coming on
21:13I'm coming on
21:14I'm coming on
21:15I'm coming on
21:16I'm coming on
21:17I'm coming on
21:18I'm coming on
21:19I'm coming on
21:20I'm coming on
21:21I'm coming on
21:22I can't do this, right?
21:31What? What?
21:35What happened?
21:38I've lost it.
21:49What have you noticed?
21:51It's a place where it is.
21:57You know,
21:58Anjkia's work, right?
22:00She uses this new-age dust-free broom.
22:04I'll order it to Amazon.
22:09Shit.
22:12We are the boomers.
22:21Hi, Miss Anjana Menon.
22:33Anjana Menon was quite easy to ask.
22:36I told her who is Menon Law LLC.
22:39By the way, is that yours?
22:42It's possible, but it's not.
22:45It will be a Gen Z.
22:46It will be a Gen Z.
22:47This is the generational labeling.
22:49It's so...
22:50Millennial.
22:52There's a Gen Alpha in my house.
22:54Let me explain it.
22:55Ah, so you're a cool mom.
22:58Very cool.
23:00Cool enough for a challenge?
23:01Get your phone, get your phone.
23:05Hey!
23:06Girl, you want a piece of this.
23:07Yeah!
23:08Girl, you want a piece of this.
23:11Damn!
23:13you want a piece of this.
23:14That's it!
23:15You want a piece of this.
23:16We want some of...
23:17Take it out!
23:43Wanna ride home?
23:43Uh, sure, but not without a helmet.
23:48Without a helmet, I can't do it.
23:50Oh, excellent, huh?
23:52A child.
24:13Fall into the deep and get lost in this feeling.
24:18Lost in this feeling.
24:22Lost in this feeling.
24:27I want you to break free.
24:29Fall into the deep and get lost in this feeling.
24:33Hey!
24:34Hey!
24:35Hey!
24:36Hey!
24:37Hey, brother, what's up?
24:38Hey, all good.
24:39Oh, my goodness, I'm so good.
24:40I told you that the more you pump, the more you hump.
24:47I knew you were going to say that.
24:48Tell me what happened to Erica.
24:50Lots of pumping and humping there also.
24:53Actually, it's completely opposite.
24:55She doesn't have any interest in sex.
24:57In fact, she's asexual.
24:58What?!
24:59Yeah, bro, be careful.
25:00Oh, my God.
25:01Be careful.
25:02Yeah, but I mean, it was still so hard, man.
25:06All you have to do is just feel, bro.
25:11You should try it.
25:14Feeling asexual?
25:15No, bro.
25:16The whole play.
25:17It was amazing.
25:19What's amazing?
25:20Um, leg day.
25:22This is true.
25:23This is true.
25:24Better than sex.
25:27You get it?
25:28Yeah.
25:29Anyway, tell me,
25:30is this exclusive exclusive with Erica?
25:32Or is it a matcher?
25:33Oh, actually, I matched with Duboli
25:36and she is a musician
25:38and she invited me to her gig.
25:40It's so nice.
25:43Hey!
25:44You know, I bet he is a sepio-sexual.
25:46He likes books and intelligent conversations.
25:52If you are,
25:53I'll sit with my heteronormative marriage.
25:55Yeah.
25:56Let's go to the car.
25:58First man,
26:00it's not a legist.
26:03Trust me.
26:04Just try what I said.
26:05Just be here.
26:07Just be here.
26:14Hello.
26:32No touching.
26:33No kissing.
26:34Just be here.
26:37I know.
26:42No, no, no, no.
26:43No.
26:44No.
26:45No, no, no.
26:46No, no.
26:47No.
26:48I know.
26:49I know.
26:50I know.
26:51I know.
26:52I know.
26:53But I love you,
26:54I know.
26:55Ah! Ah! Ah!
26:57Ah!
26:58Whatcha gonna do?
27:00You ready?
27:01My dad!
27:17Gift from a client.
27:19The client doesn't give gifts a lot.
27:21Moosella, wine...
27:23Are these gifts or Rishwath?
27:25Definitely Rishwath.
27:27Anyway, before it turns into vinegar,
27:29shall we open it?
27:43This is really vinegar.
27:45You have to add a drink.
27:47No, no, no.
27:49You don't need to drink.
27:51I don't want to go to the doctor.
27:53So, no thanks.
27:54Come on, Miss Menon.
27:56Take some risks.
27:58Come on.
28:00Okay.
28:02Never have I ever eaten egg burji with ketchup.
28:14Oh, yeah.
28:15Oh, yeah.
28:16Never have I ever eaten old cheese by slicing off the mouldy corners.
28:32Disgusting!
28:33How could you...
28:34Okay.
28:35Okay, disgusting!
28:36Never have I ever...
28:38Never have I ever...
28:39gotten divorced.
28:43Never have I ever...
28:57gotten pregnant because of a cheap condom.
29:01Huh?
29:02Neither have I.
29:03Neither have I.
29:04Never have I ever done something wild, crazy...
29:08And out of control.
29:10Crazy.
29:11And out of control.
29:13I want to break free, fall into the deep and get lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling, lost in this feeling.
29:37When you drive a bike, how do you feel?
29:42I feel free.
29:44Like the world is there for me to discover.
29:52Is it okay?
29:54Right.
29:55Oh, look up.
30:07Well, if everyone takes a bad one, should be х tekrar.
30:14Don't engage in a shock.
30:15Oh, that's surrender.
30:16Por si.
30:17Because everyone shows me that eachは all alone chooses.
30:20cemetery takes love for you to stay every day.
30:22And my soul loves me, to tell you.
30:25Or all others praise me, to tell you all.
30:29Hello, tell you and your name.
30:32Oh, oh, oh.
30:35How do you know?
30:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
30:39It's come in my heart
30:41Oh, oh, oh, oh
30:43What is my love?
30:46Neither will I, nor will you
30:49Whoo!
30:52Thank you!
30:59Hi, Umar.
31:01You are just so good.
31:05I just wish, you know, a lot of people.
31:10But you know, the good artists get to meet their audience.
31:14Yeah, it's just...
31:17It's a little tough, you know, in this city.
31:19To book gigs.
31:25Hey, if you're free, and if you want,
31:29we're Jim Umami.
31:31We're having our 5th anniversary celebration.
31:33So, would you like to perform?
31:36Oh, sure.
31:37Sure, great.
31:40Okay, all right.
31:41Bye.
31:45Bye.
31:58Hi, guys.
32:00Justin!
32:02So, you're looking at a new Naveelie Dulha.
32:07I know, I didn't wear shoes to show off,
32:10but I had a lot of flex on social media.
32:13Okay, how many married people in the house make some noise?
32:15Guys?
32:18Okay, so, as you're watching every morning on the pot,
32:20there's a lot of content in the world, right?
32:25But, you don't talk about honeymoon face.
32:28Because how can you get a good thing?
32:30Right?
32:31You know, honeymoon face is like, it's, it's the best, yaar.
32:36That's the time when you can't stop thinking about each other.
32:38It's the best, yaar.
32:40That's the time when you can't stop thinking about each other.
32:43I mean, at night, you just think about each other.
32:46You can't keep your hands off each other.
32:48You can't keep your hands off each other.
32:52It's delicious, yaar.
32:54I'm telling you, because exactly,
32:56this is the honeymoon face of my mom and her boyfriend.
33:01It's not over the last three years, yaar.
33:04And, as for me and my new Naveelie Dulha,
33:07we both will be comfortable with a medical coma.
33:14Okay, but not all the time, okay?
33:16I mean, there are times, um,
33:18when, you know, we just want to,
33:20just want to, you know,
33:22you understand, yaar?
33:24Like, we just want to take each other's clothes off.
33:26But that's to see that this shirt is going to dry cleaning,
33:29machine wash.
33:32I'm not even kidding anymore.
33:34Our idea of a sexy date night
33:36is Amazon se dustless jhaadu khareedna,
33:38joki ganja na hor.
33:41Because, turns out,
33:43middle-aged uncles ke saath saath,
33:45jhaadus bhi receding hairline se parishan hai.
33:48Okay, thank you, guys.
33:50That was my time.
33:56Fun night, na?
33:59An audience bhi kitni sahi thi?
34:02Har punchline phaih sari thi.
34:03You saw, na?
34:06You saw me thud, on the other side.
34:11Ch'ya ho?
34:12Ch'ya ho?
34:13You were Guishbvolgen, hilo?
34:14Ch'ya ho?
34:15Ch'ya ho?
34:16Ch'ya ho?
34:16Ch'ya ho?
34:17Ch'ya ho?
34:18Ch'ya ho?
34:19Ch'ya ho?
34:24Ch'ya ho?
34:30We need to use our lives in our comedy sets.
34:38But it's also my life, right?
34:41And I'm always doing anecdotal comedy.
34:44You know that.
34:46There's something concerned about, Siti.
34:49I'm a private person and I don't want to make my life better.
34:55So please, can you not?
35:00I can't believe it.
35:07I can't believe it.
35:09I feel like I'm a siren or a little girl.
35:14I feel like I'm a little afraid.
35:17But I don't give up.
35:20I'm very excited.
35:24I'm so badass.
35:26I'm good.
35:27You look handsome.
35:29Yeah.
35:30The only part is done.
35:31And the right.
35:32Come on.
35:38No, it's not.
35:39It's not.
35:40It's not.
35:41It's not.
35:42It's not.
35:43It's not.
35:44It's not.
35:45It's not.
35:46It's not.
35:47It's not.
35:48It's not.
35:49Don't be nervous.
35:50Come on.
35:51Easy.
35:52Yeah.
35:53Try to do it better.
35:54Go.
35:55Okay.
35:56Come on.
35:58I'm on my way.
36:00On my way.
36:01On my way to me.
36:04I'm far out on the roads.
36:05Don't know where it comes.
36:07But I know that's what I need.
36:09So I'm on my way.
36:11On my way.
36:12On my way to me.
36:24So I'm on my way.
36:26On my way, on my way to me
36:29On my way, on my way, on my way to me
36:35I'm on my way, I'm on my way, but I know that's what I need
36:41So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
36:47I know where I'm from, and I know what I've got
36:50I just tend to carry on with the hole in my heart
36:53Now it's me, me, the only one I see
36:56Yeah, I'm the one right here, with the soul technique
36:59I said I know where I'm from, and I know what I've got
37:02I just tend to carry on with the hole in my heart
37:05Now it's me, me, the only one I see
37:08Yeah, I'm the one right here, with the soul technique
37:10Now I'm good for someone else
37:14Cause I know how to love myself
37:17So I'm gonna do what's best
37:20Cause I know how to love myself
37:23So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
37:29I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
37:35I'll find a broken road, I know where I'm from
37:39But I know that's what I need
37:41So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
37:47I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
37:52I'm on my way, on my way to me
37:58Now I'm good for someone else
38:02Cause I know how to love myself
38:05So I'm gonna do what's best
38:08Cause I know how to love myself
38:11So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
38:17I'll follow the road, I know where it goes
38:21But I know that's what I need
38:23So I'm on my way, on my way, on my way to me
38:29So I'm on my way, on my way to me
38:36So I'm on my way, on my way to me
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