The Kardashians - Season 7 Episode 02- She Was Such a Hater
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00:00Previously on The Kardashians.
00:03Hi!
00:05We're back and we're refreshed.
00:09I'm acting but also producing a Ryan Murphy TV show.
00:14I am terrified out of my mind.
00:17We're doing Let Me Play.
00:19We're using Julia Fox in the campaign.
00:24Does Kimberly know?
00:25Julia Fox dated Kanye after Kim and Kanye broke up.
00:30I think I might move back to New York.
00:33Shut up.
00:35I don't want to be super negative but...
00:38Kim and Khloe's outfits right now, like I've moved on from that era.
00:42She doesn't want to be judged but all she does is judge other people.
00:46Wasn't going to drink tonight but I'm going to have a double.
00:49Is Bob here?
00:50Bobby!
00:51One person that isn't here should be here to say goodbye.
00:55With us to this house.
01:01This is going to be good.
01:06What's going on?
01:07Life is good.
01:17Life is great.
01:18Yeah, we're going to celebrate.
01:21Blow a kiss to the sun.
01:23Pay back.
01:24Let the moment last.
01:25Life is good.
01:27Life is great.
01:28Yeah, we're going to celebrate.
01:31Everything is as it should be.
01:33Your dad and I bought this house for you guys many years ago.
01:41And I think one person isn't here that should be here to say goodbye with us to this house.
01:48Life is, life is good.
01:51There she is.
01:55Hello.
01:58Hi.
01:58I was not expecting this tonight.
02:02I'm just waiting for another ex-husband to walk through the door.
02:05Welcome, welcome.
02:07Come join so we can say goodbye to this beautiful house where we've made so many great memories.
02:12What's going on?
02:13We're saying goodbye to the house.
02:18I was just saying that we bought this house for Kendall and Kylie and all the kids to grow up in.
02:23And we were like so excited to make so many memories.
02:26That is so true.
02:27About an hour ago, I called Caitlin and I said, what are you doing?
02:32And of course, she said, I'm eating dinner and watching Fox News.
02:36And I said, of course you are.
02:38And I said, would you like to come say goodbye to El Dorado Meadow with us and be with your kids?
02:45And she said, I'm on my way.
02:47We fixed it up and yeah, it's beautiful.
02:50It wouldn't be the same saying goodbye without you because you were here to help make those memories.
02:55Was I here?
02:56You were here.
02:56Yeah, you were here.
02:58It's only right for Caitlin to be here tonight too because she actually was part of all those amazing memories.
03:03It wasn't just my house.
03:06It was our house.
03:08We're here to give this off to another beautiful family to make beautiful memories.
03:14Well, I just want to make a statement.
03:17Did someone buy it?
03:18I bought it.
03:21Yes, I'm going to keep it in the family.
03:24I bought the house.
03:25It's mine now.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:27Really?
03:27I don't know.
03:28It's a great idea.
03:29Isn't that a great idea?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Can we have dinner here?
03:32Just kidding.
03:33Gus, I couldn't afford this house if you had paid me.
03:36No, I'm not in that market anymore.
03:38That was a good one.
03:39Right?
03:39Yeah.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:40Well, thanks for having us.
03:41Well, yes, anytime.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Okay.
03:43I got the good China out for you.
03:45Thank you, Claire.
03:46I definitely wasn't expecting my dad to be here, just knowing the relationship that my mom
03:52has with my dad.
03:53Not that it's bad.
03:54It's just distant.
03:55I think my mom's had a hard time inviting my dad to some of our family gatherings in the
03:59past.
03:59So, it makes me happy that Kylie and I didn't have to ask for my dad to be invited and that
04:05my mom just thought it was a good idea regardless.
04:08I don't know if my parents will ever be best friends again, but this is definitely a great
04:15first step.
04:16All right.
04:17Prayer.
04:17Prayer.
04:18Dear Heavenly Father, thank you so much for this amazing evening.
04:22And first and foremost, we come to you with gratitude and love and thankfulness for this
04:29house, these amazing memories that we've made here, just all the things that you've allowed
04:33us to do.
04:34This was one of the biggest blessings I could have ever imagined when we first got this house.
04:39And what I wish for my family today is great happiness, great peace, great joy, great forgiveness,
04:46great love, and just all being together for as long as we live.
04:50And in Jesus' name we pray, amen.
04:55Yay.
04:56Thank you for coming.
04:58Means the world I know to the girls.
05:01Should we get a plate?
05:03Oh, there's actually, we're going to eat?
05:09Hello.
05:10Good to see you.
05:11Nice to see you.
05:12Hi, baby.
05:13Hi.
05:15Rob.
05:17Hi, Dad.
05:18Hi.
05:18I just came because I could see you guys.
05:21Oh, I love you.
05:23I'm happy that you came.
05:24You want food?
05:25What's that?
05:25You want some food?
05:26Let's do it.
05:27Mom, that was really big of yours.
05:31And I'm shocked you did that.
05:33That was very nice.
05:35This felt like the right thing to do.
05:37And it felt like the right thing to do for her and for Kendall and Heidi.
05:40Well, that's growth for you.
05:43I think so.
05:44I know so.
05:45For my mom to invite Caitlin over here when I know how hard that is for her.
05:52This was someone she was married to for 25 years.
05:55And I remember being in that back room with all of my siblings, watching the Diane Sawyer interview, realizing for the very first time.
06:04Are you a woman?
06:07Um, yes.
06:10For all intents and purposes, I am a woman.
06:12Oh.
06:14You're transitioning.
06:15Were you fair to these women you married?
06:18No.
06:18I wasn't as fair as I should have been.
06:20They didn't have a good relationship for years after their divorce.
06:24Things were said, weaponizing some situations to make my mom look away that just wasn't truthful.
06:31A Vanity Fair article killed me.
06:32What did I say?
06:33Are you kidding?
06:34And the fact that my mom can put all of that behind her or on pause for a second, it's really, really big of her.
06:44It just felt right.
06:46I'm very proud of you.
06:48Things haven't changed.
06:50Courtney's first in line.
06:51Yep.
06:52First child, first in line.
06:54It's nice that we can all be here together and that my brother is here.
07:00You all have your own individual relationships with him, right?
07:03Him and Khloe are a little incestual.
07:05We're cool?
07:06I'm happy.
07:07You're happy.
07:08Good.
07:09Him and Kim are like the husband and wife that hate each other.
07:13You're so immature that you don't know when you're wrong and you don't know when to apologize.
07:20And then Rob and I, we were super close friends at one point where like we would always go out together.
07:28We would like hold hands just to have so much fun together and I love having him around.
07:34How was your house with a fire?
07:37It's a million miles away.
07:39Did you have to evacuate?
07:41I'm not leaving my house even if the fire is at the bottom of the hill.
07:45Oh.
07:45What are you going to do?
07:46Sit there with a hose?
07:49Never mind.
07:49Don't answer that.
07:50I already know the answer.
07:51Yeah, you are.
07:53My house is not going to burn.
07:55I have to compartmentalize my relationship with my dad in a way because I love her.
08:00She's my dad.
08:01Like we have a good relationship, but sometimes I get frustrated with her with certain things
08:07because we just have completely different views on things.
08:10But other than that, I always want to include her.
08:14You know, I know she doesn't have a lot outside of her family and I think that she gets lonely.
08:19You don't ever want anyone to be sad, especially your dad and someone you love and care about.
08:24So at the end of the day, it's really nice to have her around.
08:28I have a complete firefighting system at my house.
08:31I'm prepared.
08:31I got no mech suits on.
08:33I got helmets.
08:34I got gas masks.
08:35I got everything.
08:36I got all my hoses pulled.
08:38I do see Caitlin.
08:39I talk to her all the time.
08:41For her 75th birthday, I wrote her a book.
08:44I wrote her a card that just said, because of you and everything that you have taught me,
08:51I feel so blessed for all the carpool rides driving me to school every single day
08:57and all of the conversations on those car rides.
09:00I am who I am today because of you.
09:02I think it helped shape who I am and why I'm successful today.
09:07And I'm grateful for that.
09:09Have you gotten boots that are good for snakes yet?
09:13I need to find her, like, snake boots.
09:15What's that?
09:16So, you know, like, she can step into plants and not...
09:18You know, when I have them at my house, they can't penetrate it.
09:22Oh, penetrate.
09:23Penetration.
09:23Wait, can we do one thing really quick?
09:25Double penetration.
09:26Can we just go around the table quickly and just everybody say what their favorite memory here is?
09:31Do you want to start, Mom, since you called it?
09:35Okay.
09:36My favorite memory of this house is Christmas morning, 2008, when we got to come over and surprise everybody that we bought the house.
09:57And that was the Christmas present.
10:00And everybody was screaming and running through the house.
10:04You guys were so excited about it.
10:06We shot the Lady Marmalade video here.
10:09Oh, we did.
10:10When we're together, nothing we can't do...
10:15Court, down the stairs, down the spiral stairs, they're gone.
10:19I was coming down those stairs over there, my green dress.
10:23It's our last opportunity to finish it.
10:25Should we finish it tonight?
10:26All three of us graduated high school here.
10:29Oh, yeah.
10:29On the same day, which says a lot about high educations and stuff, but...
10:44I have so many baby memories here.
10:47I had Saint here.
10:48I just have lots of good memories with my friends.
10:52I was thinking the same thing.
10:53Like smoking marijuana in the backyard.
10:57What?
10:58Kylie!
11:00I just have lots of good memories with my friends.
11:04I was thinking the same thing.
11:05Like smoking marijuana in the backyard.
11:09That's great.
11:10Kylie!
11:12Kris Jenner definitely got more relaxed the more children she had.
11:18Like by the time I came around.
11:20I was definitely afraid of her and respected her, but I could get away with a lot.
11:27These were like formative, formative teenage years.
11:31Formative.
11:32Smoking weed in the backyard is formative.
11:35Kylie had like smoked weed before me.
11:38Shocker.
11:39And I remember I was so mad at her.
11:42I was like, you're a degenerate.
11:44Kendall was very hard on me growing up.
11:47She was such a hater.
11:50I think it was because I was jealous.
11:53I think I was jealous that I didn't have as much like free spirit as her at the time.
11:58And then I eventually smoked with them and I had the best time ever and then everything was great.
12:03We were doing a lot behind your guys' back.
12:05Like I said, years of discovery for us.
12:07Yeah.
12:07Wow.
12:10I had sex in a few of these rooms.
12:12With who?
12:13That's exciting.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Thank you, Kylie.
12:15Just be supportive.
12:16I am supportive.
12:17I'm curious, actually.
12:19I mean, Lamar was one of them.
12:22What happened?
12:23I just remember being here when...
12:25When we had sex.
12:27What?
12:27As sad as it is to get rid of this house, just think about like everything that we've all accomplished
12:38and everything that we've worked so hard for to start here and to branch off and do our individual things
12:45and have our individual taste.
12:47Just being in this house with all of us here, Rob, Caitlin, like all of us, we just couldn't ask for a better night.
12:56It was like old times.
13:10We certainly went crazy on Christmas, didn't we?
13:13Look at Chloe with her black hair.
13:17Wait.
13:18Up, up, up.
13:20Up.
13:22All right, guys.
13:22Family photo.
13:23Let's go.
13:24Where are you guys going?
13:24Take a photo.
13:25Come on.
13:26Make a row in the front.
13:28Kendall!
13:29Rain.
13:30We're taking a photo.
13:34Put your phone away.
13:37Put your phone away.
13:38I'm sorry.
13:42All right, you guys.
13:46I'm heading back to Malibu.
13:48Love you.
13:49Love you.
13:49I'm going to leave, too.
13:50Love you.
13:51Love you.
13:51I can't believe you smoke dope in this house.
13:53So many drugs.
13:55And I didn't know it.
13:57Kylie, take a moment.
13:59This might be the last time you ever see this place.
14:01Come here with me in my room.
14:03I'm so sad my room doesn't exist.
14:06I'm heading back out.
14:07Okay.
14:08I love you.
14:08Good seeing you.
14:09Love you.
14:09Good seeing you.
14:10Thank you for coming.
14:12That was so nice and short notice.
14:14We appreciate it.
14:15That was a really great surprise for the kids.
14:19You owe me one.
14:20No, just kidding.
14:21What a great night.
14:24I'm so happy that we were all here and we were able to say goodbye to a house that brought
14:29us so much joy and love, blood, sweat, and tears, highs and lows, and that Caitlin was
14:36there.
14:36It's been a really long road, but it was Caitlin's house, too.
14:42Bye, house.
14:44Our last hug in this house.
14:45Oh, so little memory.
14:49Oh.
15:15¡Gracias!
15:45¡Gracias!
16:15To see Kendall and Kylie crying on the staircase is really emotional for me, and it makes
16:33me want to cry.
16:35I'm so proud of my kids, and just to see everybody come together and really appreciate this chapter
16:41in our lives, and to really feel it and feel all the love, it's just really special.
16:48Go to the end of the road.
16:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:59I love you.
17:01I love you.
17:04Love you so much.
17:06I love you.
17:08You're a lot taller than when we first moved in.
17:11Taller than me now.
17:14I love you.
17:14Love you.
17:17Sorry, Lori, I love you.
17:18Love you.
17:20They finally moved out.
17:26Woo!
17:28Come on, babe, we're out of here.
17:30Let go.
17:32Hello, hello, get ready, let go.
17:34I'm the one to get it started, I just tell them to go.
17:37Hello, hello, hello, hello.
17:39It's a new day, it's a new way to shake.
17:41There we go.
17:42I heard how to have my food played, it's a new way.
17:44There we go.
17:45Hi, Chef.
17:46Hi, girl.
17:47Malika is always encouraging me to do new things.
17:51So we are going to do a cooking class with Chef K.
17:55There we go.
17:56This is my Dolly Parton apron.
17:58Do it, girl.
18:00I love my Dolly apron.
18:02You guys know I love Dolly Parton.
18:04That's like my podcast goal.
18:06So, you know, you have to manifest.
18:09What are we cooking today?
18:11Your risotto ingredients.
18:14Stir in the pot.
18:16Stir in the pot.
18:19Do you know who wants to try something new?
18:23Malik?
18:24Who?
18:25It's Scott.
18:25But the fires made him realize that he has no family here, and he wants to go to New York
18:33and, like, move there.
18:35Like, permanently?
18:36I don't know if he thought it through, but I also feel like maybe it has to do with a
18:39girl or something.
18:41Possibly.
18:41Because what a strange...
18:43I think I would move to New York for a man.
18:45Not gonna lie.
18:46I wouldn't.
18:47You wouldn't?
18:48Honey, you've moved everywhere for a man.
18:50Not New York, though.
18:51New York is too much.
18:53Like, full-time.
18:54But then Cleveland was too little.
18:55No, I liked Cleveland a lot.
18:58Entree time.
19:00If it's gonna pop out at me, I'm gonna freak out.
19:02Why would I do that?
19:06Oh, no.
19:08What is that?
19:09An eel?
19:10Yeah.
19:11It's Branzino.
19:13Chef, why is its head on?
19:16And its wings, or whatever those are.
19:18Fins?
19:18Wings.
19:19That is sick.
19:21Holy f***.
19:23It's looking at me.
19:25What the f***?
19:26I don't eat anything with bones, but faces are a definite no-no.
19:32I can't eat things with your face looking at me.
19:34And it actually tastes really good.
19:35It's like, did you enjoy me?
19:37How was I?
19:38So we're gonna do belly side down.
19:41Shit.
19:41And then rub her with some of this.
19:43Oh my god, it's bloody.
19:44It's not blood, it's just...
19:46Residue.
19:47Yeah.
19:47No, it's just...
19:48It's flesh.
19:49It's been drained.
19:51Oh my god, it went back.
19:55Oh my god, I can't look at it.
19:58The smell of fish is really tough, and now it's like living in my walls.
20:03It's just so vile.
20:04We should have done this outside.
20:06It's gross.
20:08Should we...
20:09Yes, it's done.
20:10Get her in there?
20:12You're gonna burn.
20:13Here we go.
20:14Bye-bye.
20:15I hope you burn.
20:19Hi.
20:20Hi.
20:21So what happened?
20:22There are no protests this week.
20:24I sent you guys...
20:26Let me see what I sent you guys.
20:27This is what I sent.
20:29If you think I can keep up with this chat of ours, you're wrong.
20:35Our group chats are a rollercoaster of emotions.
20:39What a depressing family chat about the ring pops.
20:42I know.
20:43I carpooled four kids this morning, and I gave them a ring pop, and God forbid, they took a picture, and of course, Psalm's tongue was out.
20:51And Courtney was like, what's that blue dye number one on his tongue?
20:54I'm like, I don't know.
20:56Childhood.
20:56It's called childhood, and every last one of us had one.
20:59By the way, just a...
21:02Yes?
21:04A sidebar.
21:05They recommend that in all kids' rooms that you have no TVs, and that you turn off all devices, or take them out of the room, sorry, an hour before bedtime.
21:18Nice.
21:18Or what will happen?
21:20It's just like from a neurological standpoint.
21:23What if everything's been going smooth?
21:26Well, just you wait.
21:28Just you wait till they get older.
21:30I don't know why you always wish these negative things on me.
21:33No, I don't wish.
21:34I just...
21:35It's just...
21:36You always say, just you wait.
21:38What bothers me the most is that Courtney's the first one that says she doesn't like how judgy people are, but she's the first one to be so passive-aggressive with everyone else, at least with me.
21:50First of all, your kids do have TVs in their bedrooms, but cool.
21:55If you don't want them at your house, don't have them at your house.
21:58My kids, we're doing fine.
22:00It's bad for their brain.
22:02It's on, like, so many different studies.
22:05Okay.
22:06And I really hate whenever I hear, just wait till your kids are older, like, almost insinuating, like, mine are going to be wild animals swinging from the chandeliers, because it actually does put such a negative cloud over that chapter.
22:22And, yes, I'm sure it's going to be tough, but let me figure that out.
22:27I can read it to you exactly if you'd like to know.
22:30Data indicates that technology use, particularly within one hour of bedtime, is associated with sleep dysregulation, disruptions to neurological development in adolescent brains.
22:42That's from the American Academy of Pediatrics.
22:46We do TV time before bed.
22:48Yeah, she's just saying to stop at an hour before, which I have to do, too.
22:53Okay.
22:54Well, I love you.
22:55This has been great.
22:56Okay.
22:57Okay, thank you.
22:57I love you.
22:58Bye.
22:59Bye.
23:00Wow.
23:01She's informative.
23:03She is.
23:04Come on, don't lie.
23:05It looks beautiful.
23:06I see its eyeball and the scales on its cheek.
23:10Oh, my God.
23:11Be honest.
23:22You're going to spit it out.
23:23It's just hard when it's staring at me.
23:25So swallow, then.
23:28I wonder if my cats would eat the fish.
23:31All right, guys.
23:45Here we go.
23:46Good energy.
23:46But it's only getting better.
23:49Better, better.
23:51Yeah, it's only getting better.
23:53Let's do it today.
23:54Well, I'm making my little checkup on my daughter, Kim, who's shooting almost there at the studio
24:01here in Hollywood, but I'm co-executive producing with Ryan Murphy.
24:06So I'm going to pay my daughter a little surprise visit and see what she's up to.
24:11What are you guys up to?
24:12Better.
24:14Wow.
24:15How's everybody doing?
24:17Good.
24:17Just getting ready.
24:19Yeah.
24:19What time do you think we'll wrap?
24:21Nine?
24:21They just said like nine hours.
24:23Nine hours from now.
24:23It's a long scene.
24:25Yeah.
24:25That's how long it takes to film one scene.
24:27It's like nine hours.
24:29I didn't get that much sleep because I wrapped last night at almost three and then had to
24:34get up.
24:35North had a recital.
24:36I wasn't on my schedule and she called me late last night like, are you coming?
24:41And I was like, what?
24:43I don't know how you're doing it.
24:45I have a huge law school test in two weeks.
24:48I have finals coming up in a couple of weeks and then after that I will have graduated law school.
24:53And then the bar's coming up in three months.
24:57So I go right into heavy bar prep.
24:59All I do is study.
25:01Do you want me to get you a cup of coffee?
25:03No, thanks.
25:04Can I get a cup of coffee?
25:07Sure.
25:08I'm playing a lawyer on TV and that's just what I want to be in real life.
25:13So studying for the bar exam in between takes is really challenging.
25:20Like the way that I really memorize my lines, I kind of have to like just be in it.
25:24So it's really hard to then be trying to memorize definitions and stuff that I need for all of my
25:31essays.
25:31So it is a bit challenging doing it at the same time.
25:35Do you have to do it?
25:49Do you have to do it?
25:49Do you guys have to do it?
25:51Do you have to do it?
25:52You ready?
25:54Yeah.
25:54She's led close, she's always
25:57I'm proud of your baby
26:00Yeah
26:01She's making us proud
26:05She's making you proud
26:06She's making you proud
26:08And with everything else
26:10I don't know how she's doing it
26:13I don't know how she's doing the hours
26:14I am so proud of Kim
26:18In the All's Fair show
26:19I just had no idea
26:21What to expect
26:22But this level of professionalism
26:25Her as an actress
26:27The performance that she brings from within
26:30Is spectacular
26:31You know that's all I've ever wanted to play
26:34Is a villain
26:34Really?
26:35Because I just want to play one
26:37You would be a great villain
26:38Like I want to be
26:39You know what I mean?
26:40I've done it
26:41I've played villains
26:42I know you play some great villains
26:44I'm off the villain list
26:45In Fatal Attraction
26:47Everybody thinks she's villain
26:48Oh my god
26:49I probably in my day
26:52I probably saw Fatal Attraction
26:54So many times
26:55Probably six times
26:56I have to see it again
26:58We have to get a re-
26:59Have you seen it?
27:02Fatal Attraction?
27:05Don't put me on the spotlight
27:06You haven't?
27:07Stop!
27:08Oh my god
27:08Stop it!
27:09You won't even be able to speak to her at work
27:12She's a lunatic
27:13I have to see it
27:14Are you crazy?
27:15I see
27:15What?
27:16Deville
27:16No, no
27:17What?
27:17This is another one
27:18Oh no
27:19Never seen Fatal Attraction
27:21I know
27:22I actually haven't seen a lot of movies
27:25I never had time
27:27This is another level of this one
27:30That you won't believe
27:31What comes out of this one
27:33I won't be ignored
27:35I'll watch it with you
27:37Oh
27:38No
27:39I'd love to watch it with you
27:40Will you come over?
27:41Yes!
27:41Let's all have a watching party
27:43Let's do that
27:44I would love it
27:45Okay
27:45Oh my god
27:46Yeah
27:47Yeah
27:47Oh for sure
27:48That was all my hair
27:50All I'm gonna say
27:51Is wait for the bathtub seat
27:53Oh my god
27:54Kim, you don't know what you have in store
27:57Much to look forward to
27:59I'm freaking out
28:00Freaking out
28:01I get to watch Fatal Attraction
28:03With Glenn Close
28:06At my house
28:07I'm dying
28:08Yeah, Glenn Close
28:10Ladies and gentlemen
28:11So whatever you need
28:13You just talk to me
28:14You can talk to me
28:18So what is Twitch?
28:22Um
28:23Guys
28:24Is Twitch a person?
28:26No
28:26Twitch is a gaming app
28:28It's a gaming app
28:29Oh
28:30So that's what it's for?
28:33Okay
28:34I'm excited
28:36I usually try to work once a week
28:39At the most
28:40If that
28:41Or once a month
28:43But this week
28:45Alabama
28:45Asked me
28:47If I would
28:48Shoot this
28:49Teaser video
28:50For her
28:51Twitch
28:52Live stream
28:53And then
28:54I am
28:55Shooting
28:55Our new
28:56Lemmy campaign
28:57With Julia Fox
28:58Okay
28:59This is the plan
29:00This is my creative direction
29:02Okay
29:03Is this all your idea?
29:05This is
29:05Ground up my idea
29:07The camera's gonna be on you
29:08You're kind of playing
29:09The manager role
29:10Okay
29:11You're like
29:11Where's Alabama?
29:13She's late for her stream
29:15I'm so sick of this
29:16Et cetera
29:17Okay
29:17So I'm playing the wicked stepmother
29:20No
29:21Because I'm pouring water on you
29:23To wake you up
29:24You're my manager
29:25That wants me to do good in life
29:26Okay
29:27Alabama and I are super close
29:29I've known her since she was
29:31Eight years old
29:33This is tea
29:34The makeup and hair
29:35Eight
29:36It's matcha
29:37It's matcha
29:39It's matcha
29:39Yeah I love
29:40You know
29:41Being there for her
29:42To support her
29:43I love
29:44That she asked me
29:45That she thinks
29:46I'm cool enough
29:47To be in her video
29:48I text Courtney
29:49The other day
29:50It is
29:50I go
29:51This is tea
29:51She goes
29:52It's matcha
29:53It's chamomile
29:54It's peppermint
29:56With the older kids
29:57I try to be there for them
30:00As a friend
30:01And I try to be there
30:05In a motherly way
30:07As much or as little
30:09As they are wanting
30:11You know
30:11Like I don't want to be like
30:12Overbearing
30:13But I love being there for them
30:16To give them advice
30:18When they ask me
30:19Or spend time with them
30:21When they want to
30:22Or you know
30:23Just in any way that I can
30:24They said we need 10 minutes
30:29Because their camera guy
30:30Is about to be here
30:31He hit traffic
30:32Okay
30:32So
30:33See you in 10
30:34Hi baby
30:52What are you doing?
30:53Just
30:54Filming
30:55For this thing
30:57For Bama
30:57This is all
30:59Very specific
31:00Bama direction
31:01I'm in heels
31:02And a trench coat
31:03This sounds like
31:04Our date night outfit
31:05It is
31:06It's our date night outfit
31:07And then I pour water
31:10On her
31:10Nice
31:11Okay
31:12I love you
31:13I love you
31:14Mwah
31:15I was like
31:28When are we shooting this guys
31:31And they were like
31:32And they were like
31:32Realistically
31:33We can have it up and running
31:35In 30 minutes
31:36I go
31:36We're going to film in 5 minutes
31:38And then we're going to be
31:39Out of the bedroom
31:40In 10 minutes
31:41Because I'm on a breastfeeding schedule
31:43I share a room with my baby
31:45And like
31:45I can't have all these people in here
31:47This Twitch crew
31:50Is not staying on the schedule
31:52I just
31:55Am very efficient
31:56With my time
31:57I have to have dinner
31:58With my husband
31:59I
31:59Need to give my baby a bath
32:01I don't have time to waste
32:03And I am
32:04All here
32:05To be supportive
32:06And do this video
32:07But the team
32:08Needs to get it together
32:09I've had a small crew
32:11With one camera
32:12Do we need that?
32:14Like a handheld?
32:15I have one
32:16Do I need to plug in these lights?
32:17I'll do it
32:18Do we need to
32:19What do we need to do here
32:20To get this going?
32:24Did I give you that?
32:25Those boots
32:26Those are amazing
32:27Aren't these crazy?
32:28Yeah
32:28I love those
32:29B for Barker
32:31B for Barker
32:32And Bama
32:32Bama Barker
32:34Bama Barker
32:35Do you want me to plug in
32:36The lights in there?
32:37Do you want me to build the camera?
32:39What can I do?
32:40So how my mom would act
32:42That was very Kris Jenner
32:44Yeah
32:44Yeah, we're looking good
32:47We're looking good
32:48I can't wait
32:50I can't wait to see
32:51Courtney's acting skills
32:52Roll sound
32:54Still asleep
32:54Camera speeds
32:56And action
32:57Where is Bama?
33:00She's going to be late
33:01For this live stream
33:03And cut
33:05Yay
33:05Oh, Bama
33:07Bama
33:09I think that was perfect
33:11We can move to the trench coat scene
33:12Alright, let's go out of here
33:13Out of this room
33:15Yay
33:15It's taking a very long time
33:18And I just need to like
33:20Rinse all this makeup off
33:22And get my pajamas on
33:23And get in bed with my baby
33:25I don't know if it's to
33:28Inspector Gadget with your shiny one
33:30And your manager
33:32Camera crew
33:33So let's speed it up
33:36So I just need to get this done with
33:39And the team is just
33:40Really slow
33:42Does anyone else always wonder what to eat for dinner?
33:50Hi, can I please place an order for pickup?
33:55Of course, what would you like?
33:56Can I please get a beet salad?
33:58Alright
33:59And then the chips
34:01And the non-spicy
34:03Mac and cheese sauce
34:06The cashew cheese
34:07The cashew chipotle cheese
34:10It's like a non-spicy
34:11They say it's the mac and cheese cheese
34:14Oh, got it, okay
34:15Alright
34:16What's your name?
34:18Um, Jones
34:19Alright
34:21Oh my god, yes
34:26What is it?
34:27What?
34:28No, I just like
34:29Can't stop laughing
34:30You got what?
34:33Absolutely nothing
34:34I don't even know
34:35I just had a major laugh attack
34:37You got the giggle?
34:39Yes
34:39That's fun
34:41Oh my god
34:42I love getting the giggles
34:43It really is
34:45Yeah
34:46Well, good
34:47We'll keep laughing
34:48Okay
34:49Thank you
34:51Thank you so much
34:52Okay, bye
34:54That girl probably thinks I'm so psychotic
34:59She's like, this girl is smoking weed
35:05I'm crying
35:07Why?
35:08Because it was just the funniest conversation
35:11When she said, what's your name?
35:13And I said, Jones
35:15And I don't even know why I came up with that name
35:19I was going to say Travis
35:21Because he's picking it up
35:23But then I was like
35:24How are we going to explain to him that you're Jones now?
35:27Jones
35:27What if they think it's a prank call?
35:30No, she must think it's a prank call
35:32But then I think she thinks I'm high
35:34Oh my god
35:35How often do you use a code name?
35:38Oh, all the time
35:39I'm not going to say Travis
35:41Because I just feel like they know
35:43Don't you think she recognized your voice?
35:46I swear, a lot of people don't
35:48But like, I do think she recognized my voice
35:52And I think when Travis came in
35:54She was like
35:54Oh, I think we know who this is for
35:58Wait, what are we waiting on right now?
36:06It's like, what are we doing now?
36:08I am a reality star
36:10So all I do is I do one take
36:14In this house, we don't sleep in
36:17And we have things to do
36:19Tell your intercourse general what she said
36:21That's what my mom would say
36:22Are you seeing any little glimpses of your mom's impatience in you?
36:28Oh yeah, I have Kris Jenner inside of me
36:33I have it all the time
36:34At home, like with my team
36:36Because I used to be my mom's assistant after college
36:40And I think I just saw the way that she
36:44Her tone, the way that she like
36:46Gives a little evil look here and there
36:49And I do the same thing
36:52From the top
36:53Make it drop
36:54Just that
36:55No
36:55Wet ass
36:57With Alabama
37:00She's always playful and like fun
37:03She brings out that side
37:06That's a little wild
37:07You gotta sing WAP for the camera
37:09From the top
37:11Make it drop
37:13And start saying
37:14To FaceTime him
37:16And just start going at it
37:17Now from the top
37:19Make it drop
37:20That's some wet ass
37:21I love that
37:23Babe, that's my wife
37:24I have WAP stuck in my head
37:26And I was like
37:27Singing it
37:28For Bama and Malaya
37:30And she was like
37:31Call my dad right now
37:32I love that
37:33Roll sound
37:34Roll
37:34Camera speed
37:35Go take quiet on set
37:37And action
37:38In this house
37:40We do not sleep in
37:42When we have things to do
37:44I'm out of here
37:45Can't stop me
37:46Time to get up
37:53Cut
37:54Oh my god
37:55That was not
37:55I thought
37:56I have to wrap one for you
37:58Thank you
37:59Thank you
37:59I'm so happy
38:02That this shoot
38:03Is finally done
38:04I think it'll be
38:05A really cute video
38:06But
38:07I've exhausted
38:09All my extra time
38:10For the dead
38:11Watch me, watch me
38:11My name is Kim Kardashian
38:22I wish
38:23Who doesn't want to be
38:24Kim Kardashian
38:25Mom
38:28Yeah
38:29To women
38:30You guys are so cute
38:31I was like
38:31I love you
38:32Mom
38:33How are you?
38:34Good
38:35How are you?
38:36I look like Kim
38:36But just not as good
38:37You guys
38:39Are so cute
38:40Are you cute?
38:41And you look like you're 12
38:42No I don't
38:43Yeah you do
38:43She's my mom
38:44Yeah you do
38:45You could be one of mine
38:46Yeah I could
38:47Yeah
38:48I'm pretending she's my mom too
38:50Yeah
38:50Why not?
38:51Sarah Paulson is just so funny
38:55Like I don't know what it is
38:57She just makes me laugh
38:59And it really has ruined so many of our scenes
39:02It was like the one time I thought Glenn was gonna like
39:04Cuss us out
39:06Because we just couldn't get it together
39:07Alright we're late
39:08Okay we're gonna go
39:09Oh hi
39:10Bye mom
39:11So cute
39:12Bye mom
39:13Be good
39:14Bye mom
39:14They're coming for us
39:15I don't care
39:16Enough joking
39:17It's time to start acting
39:19Alright still rolling
39:20Still pick up
39:21Still rolling
39:21Still rolling guys
39:22Doing the pick up
39:23Alright guys here we go
39:25Still rolling
39:26Settling in
39:27Wyatt all around
39:29Okay let's just look at each other
39:31So we're good
39:32We're fine
39:33I'm great
39:34You're great
39:35We're not gonna laugh
39:36Here we go
39:37Rolling rolling
39:37Ready
39:38Ready
39:39And action
39:40Nice to see you
39:42Uh
39:43Shit
39:44I'm sorry
39:45Francie
39:47Francie
39:47Hey
39:48Resetting will go
39:49Sorry
39:50Resetting
39:51Doing again
39:51Nice to see you Francie
39:54Francie
39:55Francie
39:56We just cracked and once we cracked we couldn't stop and Glenn was just like don't you dare get it together girls and we were like and I just couldn't and then she started laughing.
40:13And then I was like oh we're laughing.
40:15And then I was like oh we're f**king.
40:16And then she started laughing and then I was like oh we're f**king.
40:17And then I was like oh we're f**king.
40:18Let me tell you something about the laughing fits.
40:19The laughing fits are what happens between these two.
40:50con ambos Buz Aldrin y el otro.
40:54¡Do it!
40:55Y esta chica dice, ¿qué fue el momento más oscuro?
40:57Y él dice, no era un momento más oscuro porque no sucedió.
41:01Podría haber sido oscuro, pero no fue porque no sucedió.
41:04Así que se ha vuelto viejo y ahora, como, slurra en su...
41:09¡Dude!
41:10Yo creo que no sucedió.
41:12Voy a ir a un gran profundo, es lo que es que...
41:15Voy a ir a un serio, profundo.
41:17I sent her conspiracies all the time.
41:21Wee-oo, wee-oo.
41:23You lost a nail.
41:24I did not.
41:25Oh, two of them, your thumbs.
41:26Oh, no, because...
41:27I did it because I couldn't take my tights down.
41:29Oh, the pain of being Kim Kardashian.
41:32It is hard.
41:35Right?
41:37Hard.
41:40We're breaking for lunch at 10, 15 p.m.
41:45Wait, for the record, do you think that we didn't walk on the moon?
41:49I don't think we did.
41:50I think it was fake.
41:54I've seen a few videos on Buzz Aldrin talking about how it didn't happen.
41:59He says it all the time now in interviews.
42:01Maybe we should find Buzz Aldrin.
42:04Oh, my God.
42:05Chloe should get him on her podcast.
42:07A conspiracy theory podcast.
42:11Why does Buzz Aldrin say it didn't happen?
42:15There's no gravity on the moon.
42:17Why is the flag blowing?
42:18The shoes that they have in the museum that they wore on the moon is a different print in the photos.
42:23Why are there no stars?
42:25And what do you have to say to the people who are going to say you're crazy to say that?
42:30They're going to say I'm crazy no matter what.
42:32But, like, go to TikTok.
42:34See for yourself.
42:36Ooh.
42:40Ooh.
42:41Yeah.
42:42Yeah.
42:43Yeah.
42:44I look good.
42:45I look good.
42:46Let's go.
42:47Huh.
42:48Huh.
42:49All right, here we go.
42:50Three, two, one.
42:51Hey, only mark.
42:52Action.
42:53Beat it.
42:54Call it work, call it.
42:55Call it work, call it.
42:56Call it work, call it work, call it work, call it work, call it work, call it work, call it work.
43:09Call it work, call it work.
43:10Call it work.
43:11Call it work.
43:12Call it work.
43:13Call it work.
43:14Call it work.
43:15Oh, it's getting ready to go again.
43:16Julia.
43:17Hi.
43:18Hi.
43:19I'm in my pajamas.
43:20This is how I show up, how I roll around town.
43:22So good.
43:23You look gorgeous.
43:26We are shooting our Let Me Play libido Gummy campaign starring Julia Fox and Kourtney Kardashian-Barker.
43:37And it should be a fun day.
43:39Thank you so much for doing this.
43:41It's going to be so epic.
43:43It's going to be like mega.
43:44Yeah.
43:45People are going to lose.
43:46Lose.
43:47Yeah.
43:48I cannot wait.
43:49How's the baby?
43:50Is the baby here?
43:51Yes.
43:52He's here.
43:53He's so good.
43:54I love that you bring him with you.
43:55Like, I can't go anywhere without him because I just don't want to.
44:00You're that girl.
44:01Like, I learned how to mother from watching you be a mother.
44:04Aww.
44:05I swear.
44:06Thank you.
44:07That's so nice.
44:08It's true.
44:09So many times I'm like, wait, you know me?
44:12You know about things that I've done or what I do?
44:16It's very touching to feel like someone's learning how to be a mother by watching me.
44:23Makes me want to share my ways, my mothering ways even more.
44:28How are the older ones loving the baby?
44:31Are they, like, obsessed?
44:32Yeah.
44:33Yeah.
44:34I want to have another baby so bad.
44:35You do?
44:36Like, with who?
44:37Rate till the right situation because I feel like I think of it all the time.
44:42Like, having the parents together is such a dream.
44:45Yeah, I know.
44:46I think about it all the time.
44:47But it's okay.
44:48A lot of people do it.
44:49You have to be able to co-parent, like, really well.
44:51Yeah.
44:52And people do it.
44:53Like, the kids seem so happy and they, like, are obsessed with you guys.
44:55Yeah.
44:56I think with co-parenting, it's always trying to be cordial.
45:02Do our best to be on the same page.
45:06It's not easy.
45:07Should we go glam?
45:08Yeah.
45:09I'm gonna go glam.
45:10We'll be back.
45:11Okay.
45:12Okay.
45:19All right, guys.
45:20Here we go.
45:21Pictures up and action.
45:23Hi.
45:24Girl, what on earth did you send me?
45:27It's like a pregame for your pleasure.
45:29Side effects may include an uncontrollable shit.
45:34Let's do it again.
45:35Factor one.
45:36Action.
45:37It's Lemmy Play, our new libido gummy.
45:40It's Lemmy Play, our new intimacy gummy.
45:43Oh, duh.
45:44You'll love it.
45:45It's our new Lemmy intimacy gummy.
45:47It increases blood flow to your beep and to your beep and to your beep and your beep and your beep.
45:56Side effects may include uncontrollable pleasure and a reminder that you come first.
46:03Cut.
46:04So good.
46:05So good.
46:06So good.
46:07All right, guys.
46:08It's a camera.
46:09Courtney.
46:10Great work, guys.
46:11Thank you so much.
46:12Thank you so much.
46:13Thank you, guys.
46:14How many TikToks are we doing?
46:15So, we're doing three.
46:17Three.
46:18This is amazing.
46:19Wow, you look so good.
46:20Thank you.
46:21Okay.
46:22In my pajamas.
46:23Three.
46:24Two.
46:25One.
46:26I actually did it myself.
46:27Yeah.
46:28Nice.
46:29I did it too soon.
46:30I suck at those.
46:31It took a couple, you know, I took some time off to rest and now it's game time, bitches.
46:38I know the influence, I know the impact, and I know the vibes.
46:42And the girlies love the vibes.
46:44And that's just what it's about.
46:46Nailed.
46:47Killed.
46:48Killed.
46:49Killed.
46:50Yay.
46:51Killed it.
46:52Can we do more?
46:53Oh, my God.
46:54I have more.
46:55Like, literally, I have so many more.
46:56I'm having so much fun.
46:58Oh, my God.
47:04Oh, my God.
47:05Oh, my God.
47:06If anyone wants some gummies, they're all over the bed.
47:09One hit me in the face.
47:10Oh, no.
47:11Thank you so much.
47:14Thank you.
47:15Thank you.
47:16I can't wait to see it all.
47:17Thank you.
47:18I know.
47:19Okay.
47:20It's looking good out there.
47:21I just left a chat with Chloe.
47:23You did?
47:25I couldn't control myself.
47:27What?
47:28Because she's just talking shit about everything and everyone.
47:33Chloe is just talking negatively about somebody who posted something.
47:40And, oh, my gosh, this person.
47:43And just, like, talking shit about them.
47:46And, like, how could they post this?
47:48And, you know, just, like, analyzing it.
47:51And I'm like, really?
47:53Like, this is not what we have time for.
47:56And I just said, let them live their lives, you know?
48:01First of all, I wasn't talking to her.
48:03I was talking to Kylie and Chris, who chimed in.
48:07And Courtney was like, can't you just let people be who they are?
48:11You're defending someone.
48:12And I said, but can't you give me the same energy, basically?
48:15Can't you let me be who I am?
48:16And she's like, you're so negative and just, like, leaves the chat.
48:20And I'm thinking, what a pussy.
48:23Who says something and then exits?
48:25Like, that's so lame.
48:27I left the chat.
48:28I said, can we just let everyone be and be light and love?
48:32And I said, the criticism is off the charts these days.
48:35It's not healthy to worry about every other person and what they're doing.
48:39And then she said, so now we are shamed for having feelings yours don't align with?
48:45That's not fair.
48:46But do you, boo?
48:47And I go, oh my gosh, I'm exhausted for you.
48:50And then you exited the chat.
48:51Yeah.
48:52The thing is, you are really good at not entering the drama.
48:57So you don't carry the heaviness of all the negative energy.
49:00I'm just trying to limit my communication with people all day long.
49:05And then when someone gives me a reason to just leave the conversation, then I'm gonna take it.
49:13Now they can go off and I'm also like, go off.
49:17The not Courtney chat is gonna be on fire right now.
49:20Yeah.
49:21Go off and say all your negativity about me or about anyone, about whoever you want, but like, keep it away from me.
49:30You want to say I'm negative.
49:34I'm miserable.
49:35You are projecting.
49:37You are unhappy in your life.
49:39And you're taking it out on me.
49:41Whatever you're going through, work it out.
49:43Don't flip shit on me.
49:45Flip shit on me.
49:46I'm a very happy, positive, loving person.
49:49I live a great life.
49:51You can suck my big fat .
50:00Next on The Kardashians.
50:02Get ready.
50:03Here we go.
50:04Get ready.
50:05Here we go.
50:06Now.
50:07Cheers.
50:08Cheers.
50:09Oh my God.
50:10Yes.
50:11You ready?
50:12I'm ready, baby.
50:13We are in New Orleans, Louisiana.
50:16Oh my gosh.
50:17I'm not running crazy.
50:19News 182 is performing.
50:23Your call has been going.
50:25Bitch.
50:26I think Courtney's mad at me.
50:28I don't know.
50:30Oh well.
50:31How the hell are you?
50:32I'm great.
50:33How are you?
50:34I cannot stop thinking about Scott moving to New York.
50:38There is a girl that I do see when I'm in New York that also plays a little bit of a part.
50:44Are you still mad about the group chat?
50:46Because that's why I'm here.
50:47Chloe's coming over.
50:48We've obviously had a little tension lately.
50:51You're such a pussy.
50:53Why is that a pussy?
50:54Because you can't face having a conversation.
50:56No, it's called protect the energy.
50:58And you're the one that started it.
51:00No, I'm just like.
51:01You running away doesn't do anything.
51:21Okay.
51:22I'll be back.
51:23Be you.
51:24I can't—
51:28Please hit it!
51:32One, one catch me!
51:33Zip it!
51:34Let's hit it!
51:36Get it done and zip it.
51:37¡Suscríbete al canal!
52:07You have another house guest.
52:09He goes, you guys were really loud.
52:10And I'm thinking, we weren't that loud.
52:13But I'm thinking, oh, if only those walls could talk.
52:17Well, maybe they did.
52:18walls.
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