00:00Welcome to the Diamond. Feel free to come in and have a good time. And of course, members get access to all the facilities in the resort area.
00:21Very good, Vincent. Very good. You managed not to frighten them away this time. Wonderful. We are making progress.
00:29Right this way, sir. Welcome. Welcome to the Diamond Casino Spa and Resort. We are finally open for business. I'm Tom Connors, Executive Director of Guest Services. Unfortunately, as Vincent mentioned, we are a membership-only establishment as far as our facilities are concerned. Regulation. For now.
00:49And I see you've already signed up. That is wonderful. Welcome. Ah, champagne. I'll take those. Let me show you around.
00:58Oh, the boss. Miss Baker. I'd like you to meet our newest member. And this is Miss Agatha Baker, our general manager.
01:07Thank you, Tom. Good to meet you. Enjoy your time with us. Tom, are you going to give them a little tour of the resort?
01:12Of course, madam. Oh, and, uh, um, so far, no sign of the Texans. I should hope not. But let's talk another time.
01:20Okay. So, come with me, please. That is where I normally work. If you come see me, I will help you get the most out of our facilities. Especially for all our VIP members.
01:32Over here is our bar area. The Solitaire. That's our head barwoman, Josephine. Hey, Josephine!
01:39Tom, hi there.
01:42And this is our casino floor. We have all the usual games. Blackjack, roulette, three-card poker, slot machines, and inside track horse racing.
01:52Oh, I see you're interested in the real VIP experience. You purchased one of our exclusive penthouse condominiums.
01:59We're talking black card, premium grade, utterly unique luxury, and a remarkable home for you and your loved ones.
02:06And, of course, on the floor, bortices and opportunities, like free champagne.
02:10And that concludes our tour.
02:12Wonderful.
02:14Whenever you're ready to see the penthouse, head up in the elevator, and I will come up and show you around.
02:19I hope to see you again soon.
02:21You know where to find me.
02:22So, you bought the penthouse. That's wonderful. Nice to see you again.
02:40Hello, Miss Baker.
02:41Oh, hello, Tom.
02:42Boss, do you need any help with Mr. Cheng, perhaps?
02:46No, Tom. That'll be all.
02:47Maybe some champagne.
02:48Good idea. Why not?
02:51So, listen. Um, if you need any advice about, well, anything, but in particular business here, Tom's the person to speak to.
02:58And always happy to oblige. This truly is a happy day. I must show you around your new home.
03:07Miss Baker, are you sure I can't help with Mr. Uh...
03:13You know, maybe that would be a good idea.
03:15You know, I can't help you.
03:19Oh, oh, oh.
03:20Tommy boy!
03:21I gotta go back home!
03:23Mr. Cheng!
03:26Oh, oh, oh.
03:27He's totally fucked like a melon.
03:30I mean, the job stress is...
03:32This is Mr. Cheng, our owner.
03:35Mr. Cheng?
03:36What is it that you're doing?
03:39The good news, sir, is we have sold the penthouse to this lucky man.
03:43Oh, let's hook out!
03:51Rehab has not worked out so well.
03:54His uncle does a lot of pressure.
03:57Well, people, isn't this a happy day?
04:00Get the champagne.
04:04Mr. Chang, I had another aggressive call from the Texans, from Avery Duggan.
04:08He said you've been pretty rude.
04:10The takeover is turning hostile.
04:12Let's have this champagne.
04:15With a karaoke machine!
04:24Mr. Chang say he's very sorry, but he's under a lot of stress.
04:29He didn't say that at all.
04:30No, but he meant it.
04:32Whatever.
04:33Avery Duggan is not a nice man.
04:35This won't be good for business.
04:37If he's serious, he's not above blackmail.
04:39No, no, no, no, no.
04:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:46Ugh, jeez.
04:48The truth is, well, his uncle is a Kowloon murderer who has made it clear he will kill all of us if this place fails and brings disgrace to his privileged nephew.
04:57nephew but that isn't the serious problem the real problem is avery duggan yes the texan asset
05:03stripper who's realized we're fucked and is putting all kinds of heat on us to sell at
05:07knockdown prices after he's destroyed this place and your apartment and my career in the process
05:13anyway welcome to your new home i've got to go well if you need anything at all
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