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00:00Good morning, queens.
00:09Are you ready to slay?
00:13Ladies!
00:16Let's give God the glory, glory, because I, Alyssa Edwards,
00:20am your cruise director.
00:22Now get up!
00:23Tessa!
00:24Tessa Marie!
00:26Tessa!
00:27Tessa Marie!
00:29Tessa Marie!
00:30Alyssa Edwards comes in like she's the fucking drag drill surgeon.
00:34Get up!
00:35Make your bed, and get downstairs!
00:38Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:40Up in the morning with the rise and the shine!
00:42What is this?
00:43I haven't seen her cook the whole week, but she'll wake up each other,
00:46she will pick up a band.
00:47Rise and shine!
00:49Fierce up!
00:50Hold the hell up!
00:52What the hell are you doing in my band, Fierce?
00:55Get your ass up now!
00:58This is a lot.
00:59Get up!
01:00I'm gonna need like 10 more minutes.
01:07Wake it up!
01:08Wake it up!
01:09Wake it up!
01:10Wake it up!
01:11Wake it up!
01:12You're not skipping the call time today, Tessa!
01:16You better get your ass down here, Tessa.
01:18Oh, I will.
01:19Come on, Fierce!
01:20You was very fierce last night at one in the morning having a party breaking lips and shit.
01:25So I'm gonna see how fierce you are today.
01:27My night got buck wild.
01:29The kitchen, the house has been turned up and turned upside down.
01:34Let's clean this shit up.
01:35All right.
01:36I don't know what these girls do when I go to bed, but they're leaving a fucking mess every single night.
01:40Whoever drank the glass should clean the glass.
01:43Don't talk about fierce luscious like that.
01:46It was me, Canada.
01:48I drank all this liquor.
01:49It wasn't me.
01:50I was laying in my bed asleep.
01:53Okay.
01:54Yesterday was a good day, Fierce.
01:55It was a fun day.
01:56You're welcome, ladies.
01:57But today, I am the new cruise director.
01:59So welcome to the SS Slaycation.
02:02Yes.
02:03Today, I have a very exciting day.
02:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:07We just received a performance song, y'all.
02:09Oh.
02:10Oh.
02:11Let's have a listen.
02:12Okay.
02:13We're snow sisters.
02:14You go, sister.
02:16It's to the end of the night.
02:17Snow sisters.
02:18We're sisters.
02:19Look at me, that glamour is, yeah.
02:24Come on, Ms. Silky.
02:26Start this off.
02:27Work.
02:28Damn.
02:29I do start the track off right, if I may say so myself.
02:32Pretty good, though.
02:33Oh.
02:34Oh, ladies.
02:35That was good.
02:36Yeah, that's nice.
02:37Okay.
02:38That was real nice.
02:39Alyssa Edwards, instructor for the gods when it comes to dance.
02:44Will you teach us the actual choreography for the performance?
02:48Listen.
02:49My dance company, Beyond Belief Dance Company, hasn't been on America's Got Talent twice.
02:54A Netflix series, Top 10 Studios of the South for no reason.
02:58I would love to maybe share some movement tips and tricks and ideas.
03:03I love that.
03:04I love that.
03:05And after a wild night, I think it makes sense for us to get our blood a-flowing and bodies
03:10a-moving.
03:11Let's go.
03:12Because we have to do this live.
03:13We have to do this live.
03:14Meaning there's gonna be a live audience.
03:15Have you ever performed live for a live audience?
03:17Yes.
03:18I-I'm not-I'm not reading.
03:19I'm just asking.
03:20I don't know.
03:21Why me?
03:22I'm asking everybody.
03:23Have you?
03:24Yeah.
03:25I know she has.
03:26I've been to her show.
03:27She did her first show with me.
03:29And guess what that was?
03:30Global All-Stars.
03:31I've seen it live.
03:32Yes, I have.
03:33Okay.
03:34So, everybody go upstairs, put on your active wear, and let's come down here to slay today.
03:40Now, hit it!
03:42Oh, my God.
03:43Oh!
03:44Turn up!
03:45Oh, y'all gonna have to have better energy than that walking into this class.
03:51We're getting ready for this live performance.
03:54We've gotta start getting the wheels a-turning.
03:56So, ready?
03:57We're gonna do ten jumping jacks.
03:58Five, six, seven, one, two, three!
04:03So, I thought I was on vacation.
04:04I didn't think I would wake up and be doing jumping jacks.
04:08Is this a dance class or a preparation for the military?
04:10I'm already sweating, and it's not even 8 a.m.
04:13Good job, ladies!
04:14Woo!
04:15Bitch, I'm a little tired, but I ain't gonna let these hoes know.
04:16I know this is hard to believe.
04:17I was a very shy, introverted little kid.
04:18But I discovered dance.
04:19I went to my very first dance class at eight years old.
04:21And dance gave me a whole world to believe in.
04:22I knew at 18 that I would do this for the rest of my life.
04:24Now, I'm excited for Miss Alyssa to turn us out, because she is a fierce choreographer
04:26who owns her own dance companies.
04:27Now, some people are more comfortable, Nikki, in their heels.
04:28It allows to connect with the drag.
04:29Fierce, look at me right now.
04:30Right now.
04:31Now, I'm excited for Miss Alyssa to turn us out, because she is a fierce choreographer
04:32who owns her own dance companies.
04:33Now, some people are more comfortable, Nikki, in their heels.
04:34It allows to connect with the drag.
04:35Fierce, look at me right here.
04:36Right here.
04:37Oh.
04:38You know, I want to feel my shirt.
04:39I got my wig on.
04:40All right, ready?
04:41Follow along.
04:42Let's start with our feet together.
04:43We're gonna put our right arm down, and you're gonna look.
04:44More energy with that, Silky.
04:45I want you to push that on there, honey.
04:46I want you to push that on there.
04:47Let's go.
04:48Let's go.
04:49Let's go.
04:50Let's go.
04:51Let's go.
04:52Let's go.
04:53Let's go.
04:54Let's go.
04:55Let's go.
04:56Let's go.
04:57Let's go.
04:58Let's go.
04:59Let's go.
05:00Let's go.
05:01Let's go.
05:02Let's go.
05:03Let's go.
05:04Get on there, honey.
05:06Now, if you can do this, watch me.
05:08Take your right leg and just swing it around naturally.
05:10Don't overthink it.
05:12Your right leg, honey.
05:13Oh, the other way.
05:14Can you move over?
05:15Because you're in her spot.
05:16Okay.
05:17Bam.
05:18We relax.
05:19And long neck.
05:20Yes, sing giraffe.
05:21Surprisingly, everybody's doing well.
05:23I'm next to Fierce, and Fierce haven't knocked me over this banister yet.
05:28Y'all bitches can move.
05:30Okay.
05:31We have a good influencer.
05:32Let me find out I'm about to be a manager of a girl group, babe.
05:35We've got to take this show on the road.
05:36I'm ready for Alyssa's choreography music video, Extraordinaire.
05:46Take your time.
05:47Work this music.
05:49Ready?
05:50Hold up.
05:51Here we go.
05:52Five, six, seven.
05:53Go.
05:54Go.
05:55Go.
05:56Go.
05:57Go.
05:58Go.
05:59Change.
06:00Change.
06:01Get ready for the march.
06:02Energy.
06:03Sell it.
06:05Come on, ladies.
06:06Follow me now.
06:07Pick it up.
06:08Tessa.
06:09Come on, Silky.
06:10Everybody come in tight.
06:12Hold.
06:13Don't move.
06:14I love it.
06:15Girls, give yourselves a hand.
06:16Woo!
06:17That was fun.
06:18We ate.
06:19We ate.
06:20We ate.
06:21We ate.
06:22We're moving on to our activity.
06:23Yes.
06:24Put on your warm clothes.
06:25I'm not telling you what we're doing.
06:26You'll find out on the bus.
06:27You've got five minutes.
06:28Go.
06:29Are we top biking again?
06:30Right.
06:31Go.
06:32Go.
06:33Go.
06:34Go.
06:35Go.
06:36Go.
06:37Go.
06:38Go.
06:39Go.
06:40Go.
06:41Go.
06:42Go.
06:43Go.
06:44Go.
06:45Go.
06:46Go.
06:47Go.
06:48Go.
06:49Go.
06:50Go.
06:51All right.
06:52Let's hit it.
06:57I just want to tell y'all, we're going to do another competitive athletic adventure.
07:03OK.
07:04It will be team-oriented.
07:05Can we know what it is?
07:06Listen, I don't even know what it is.
07:09If you want to know, it's called Curly.
07:11Curling.
07:14Ooh.
07:15I'm excited for curling.
07:16I've never tried curling before, but I am a Canadian.
07:17I know it's one of our sports.
07:19Come on, ladies, let's all take your time, get on ice, hold hands.
07:22I'm from the south of France.
07:23Mediterranean Sea is what I know.
07:25The ice, don't know, don't care.
07:27Oh, okay, this is nice.
07:28I'm going to have to learn real quick because I need a sash.
07:31Don't start acting up.
07:32You're going to get a crack school.
07:34And a bubble.
07:35Now, fierce, I'm going to show you how fierce these hands are in a minute, hottie.
07:39I got a world tour to get to, so mama can't be breaking no bones.
07:44Oh, we got the professionals.
07:46Thank God.
07:47I'm John Epping, professional curler, top 10 in the world right now.
07:50Oh, wow.
07:52You're the top in the world?
07:53Also the first openly gay curler in Canada.
07:56Oh.
07:57I guess, thank you.
07:58Yes, yes, yes.
07:59My name is Greg Smith.
08:01I am not top 10 in the world.
08:03But you are gay.
08:05He walked so I could jog is what he did.
08:07Oh, we love that.
08:08We played against the national championship as the first two openly queer skips I played.
08:13And I was a former drag queen.
08:14My name was Dolores Clitoris.
08:18Oh.
08:18Are you related to Miss Testicle over here?
08:21Period.
08:23Well, welcome Dolores.
08:25Work, honey.
08:26We're going to do a quick demo.
08:28You're going to reach down and grab the stone or the rock.
08:30Lift your hips up in the air.
08:32You're going to bring everything back.
08:33And then you're going to a nice low lunge.
08:35Lock that tee.
08:41She's from Canada.
08:42She should know how to do this.
08:43This is your national sport.
08:45I thought hockey was.
08:46Please, curl.
08:47Oh.
08:48It's heavy.
08:49It's 42 pounds.
08:50Okay, okay, okay.
08:51Now push.
08:52Woo-hoo!
08:54Woo-hoo!
08:55I feel like I'm going to do this professionally.
08:57I'm gliding.
08:58Amazing form.
09:00Fierce with fierce.
09:01Who knows?
09:02I might have a future on curling.
09:04I have never seen someone curl in this, and I can't waste.
09:07I decided to do the whole activity with my fur coat.
09:11Because you know a queen has to look fabulous.
09:13The Niki doll!
09:14I didn't think that I was as sporty as I am.
09:17Okay, Miss Alyssa!
09:20Okay, Miss Alyssa!
09:22Now flip!
09:25Yes!
09:28Pose.
09:29Pose.
09:31I'm a queen!
09:32Two teams will take turns sliding stones across the ice, aiming to land them closest to the target.
09:40The MVP curl queen will be decided by the winning team's professional curl up.
09:47Oh!
09:48Oh!
09:49So y'all got the final decision.
09:51Okay.
09:51This is Beverly the RuPaul.
09:53The final decision will be mine.
09:55Good luck.
09:56You already done fucked it up.
09:58She ate.
09:59Everybody's going to pick a ball out of the bag, and that's going to determine which team
10:04you're going to play on today.
10:05Silky, we'll start with you.
10:06Come on, Sil.
10:07Come on, Big Sil.
10:08Come on, Big Sil.
10:09I want the good milk.
10:10I want the good milk.
10:11I want to be with you, too, Greg.
10:14And I'm with Greg.
10:16I am Team John.
10:18It makes sense you're top ten in the world, and I'm the queen of the world.
10:22I'm Team Greg.
10:23Oh, good choice.
10:24Greg, you're my new drag mama.
10:26The staff's responsibility is on you now.
10:28Here we go.
10:29I'm on Team Greg.
10:29Oh, bring it in.
10:31Bring it in.
10:32Bring it in.
10:33That makes us Team John.
10:35A nice strategic team, me, Nikki, and Zanna.
10:39However, we done left Alyssa over there with that hot mess express.
10:44When we win, Alyssa will be the only person without a sash.
10:48Because if not, you're going to be the only person without a sash.
10:51I can't do that.
10:51You have to have a sash.
10:52Yes, y'all.
10:53I'm winning for Nikki today.
10:54As we speak, we have everybody in the house besides Alyssa Edwards and myself with at least one sash.
11:02Tessa is leading with three.
11:04We have Xena with two.
11:06Fierce Delicious with one.
11:07Silky with one.
11:08However I can, I will get the sash.
11:11Come on.
11:12Give me number four.
11:17Sweet.
11:17Tessa, sweet.
11:19Stop.
11:19Stop.
11:19Stop.
11:20Yes.
11:21Yes.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:25That's why I got three sashes that these other bitches don't.
11:27You got three sashes right now?
11:28Going on four.
11:29Boom, shakalaka, boom, shakalaka.
11:31It's not over yet.
11:32It's not over.
11:33Baby.
11:34Not too much, Miss Thing.
11:36We're not worried.
11:38She's harder.
11:39She's harder.
11:40Hit it.
11:41Hit it.
11:41Hit it.
11:42We got you.
11:49Gotcha.
11:50You're not going to get a new sash.
11:52When you sweep, make sure that it's kind of like jerking off.
11:55Okay.
11:56Like most of it is in your right hand.
12:00Girl, when I'm sleeping, I'm going to straight up hit the rock.
12:03I'm plotting and I'm scheming and I have a little sabotage on my mind.
12:07We only have one day left here.
12:12I'm most likely not going to win three or more sashes to beat Tessa.
12:17So why not let the only other Canadian here take that crown?
12:23You got it, Jalissa.
12:24Come on, Alyssa.
12:25We got this.
12:25Let's go.
12:26Let's go.
12:26Come on.
12:26You better go.
12:26Let's go.
12:27Let's go.
12:27Let's go.
12:27Let's go.
12:27Let's go.
12:28Let's go.
12:28Let's go.
12:29Let's go.
12:29Oh, she touched it.
12:31I hit it by action.
12:32I'm sorry.
12:32She touched it.
12:33I hit her.
12:34You cannot touch the rock with the broom.
12:36I'm sorry.
12:37You had one job.
12:38I slipped.
12:40Alyssa is gooped and gagged, but I play it off like a little traitor than I am.
12:43Don't worry.
12:44We got the next one.
12:44We got the next one.
12:45Don't worry.
12:45Don't worry.
12:45Don't worry.
12:46Oh, okay.
12:47Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt.
12:49What's the strategy?
12:50The strategy is you keep your eye on the rock and don't touch it, Miss Thing.
12:53I slipped.
12:55That's good.
12:55That plays.
12:56Fierce, don't touch this one.
12:58Sweep.
13:00Move.
13:01She touched it.
13:04Why'd you do that?
13:07Fierce, are you fucking kidding me?
13:09Why'd you do that?
13:11Girl, I was going in.
13:14Can we go back to real game now?
13:16Do you know the people that can follow the rules?
13:17I don't know what's going on, but I'm not going to ask no question because I'm getting
13:21closer and closer to the sash.
13:23Fierce!
13:24Fierce!
13:25Go!
13:25Watch out!
13:26Watch out!
13:28Yeah!
13:29Okay, sweep this one.
13:29Sweep this one.
13:30Go!
13:32That's fine.
13:32That's fine.
13:33Okay, Fierce, this is your redemption.
13:36Okay, I got you guys.
13:37Come on.
13:38Come on.
13:38Come on.
13:38Come on.
13:39Come on.
13:39Come on.
13:39Come on.
13:40Come on.
13:42Come on!
13:45Tessa just threw her stick across the arena.
13:50I slipped!
13:52You're going to owe the Curly Club a new broom?
13:56Just damn.
13:58Bitch, I'm so close to whooping your ass.
14:00Oh, Lord.
14:01She's going to put hands on me again.
14:03Here we go.
14:04I slept!
14:06The Edward dolls have been sabotaged.
14:08Sabotaged.
14:13I am the biggest villain of Canada's drag race.
14:16You know what she's trying to do?
14:17She's trying to make me not win.
14:19So Zanna has a shot, so it goes to Canada.
14:21What do you mean?
14:22Yeah.
14:23I clocked your shit.
14:24Oh, my God.
14:25It was an accident.
14:26I'm so sorry.
14:28Embarrassing.
14:29Baby, Fierce Delicious was not playing the game.
14:33Fierce Delicious was playing me.
14:35Sweep!
14:36Sweep!
14:37Come on, game up.
14:37Oh, she got this.
14:38She got this.
14:38You're good.
14:39You're good.
14:40You're good.
14:40We got it, baby.
14:42Thanks, guys.
14:43First time I ever lost to Greg Smith.
14:45We didn't lose.
14:47We were bamboozled.
14:48Decent!
14:49We won!
14:52Oh, my God.
14:53Congratulations, Team Greg.
14:55Thank you, Dolores.
14:56Oh, no problem, babe.
14:57No problem.
14:57And now you can present your team with their winning sashes.
15:00I won another sash.
15:02And the blue one to your MVP.
15:03I don't get the MVP.
15:05Girl, just take your sash.
15:06I'm the team captain, and I led us to V3, and I don't get MVP.
15:10Nikki's all.
15:11You are the MVP of today.
15:12Ah!
15:13You were incredible.
15:14Thank you so much, my love.
15:16Nikki was crowned MVP.
15:18Condragulations.
15:19But we know who the real MVP was.
15:21I am the curl queen.
15:23Yes, Nikki.
15:25Thank you so much.
15:27She's on the floor.
15:28Go, Nikki!
15:29This truck cannot move one inch further without congratulating Miss Nikki the Nikki.
15:38She's the MVP.
15:40She got her sash.
15:41I am living.
15:43We almost could have got a sash today, but fierce was really fierce.
15:46I never would have thought that you were going to lose so another bitch would lose.
15:51Here's the thing.
15:51Between Tessa sabotaging me in the donut game.
15:53Halfway in, I realized if I was just going to boot all these other bitches, I was going
15:57to win.
15:57The villain of Germany.
15:59And her pushing me in the face.
16:01Stop touching me again.
16:02There is no way I'm going to let her become the sash queen.
16:06You pushed me in the face, and now I just pushed your chance of getting a crown.
16:08You know what, bitch?
16:08I'm going to push a lot more.
16:10Karma's a bitch.
16:12You're damn lucky that you can still walk on both of those dangly-ass legs, because I
16:17would have broke both of your legs, bitch.
16:19Tessa is losing her mind.
16:21This is war, bitch.
16:22Tessa, this is too much.
16:24Not to change the surgery or whatnot.
16:26Alyssa, what else we got planned for today?
16:28I think it's only appropriate that we're here for a couple more nights.
16:31We have a lovely night out on the town.
16:33Ooh.
16:34Are we going to have a great time in Kenmore, Rockies, Canada?
16:37I think so.
16:38I want this dinner to be beautiful and special, so I want everybody to come dressed to impress
16:43in your sparkles and shine.
16:45Tonight, I might just scrub up a little for Alyssa.
16:50Santa, do you want to talk for a moment?
16:52Yeah, let's talk.
16:53Let's chat.
16:54I feel like there's been some unnecessary tension the entire time we've been here.
16:58I won one of the hardest challenges ever done by directors.
17:01You won Snatch Game by Depo because everybody else was so bad.
17:03That's what happens.
17:04You win because everyone else loses, babe.
17:06You haven't upset me.
17:07It's been annoying.
17:08You seem upset.
17:09The last few days, the girls have been telling me to just sit down with Santa and just hash
17:13things out.
17:13I'm cheering for you to get to know her.
17:15Would you consider taking her to your side and really lay out all the cards?
17:20So I'm going to take this opportunity not to do that.
17:23The past few days, I've gone to know you better and I kind of just want to like squash this
17:29between us.
17:30Our beef.
17:31Our little feud.
17:32Yeah.
17:33We are very similar.
17:34I wouldn't say very similar.
17:36We're very stubborn girls.
17:38We like to fight.
17:39But maybe a little bit.
17:41Seeing you on Canada's Drag Race, like you were just very negative all the time.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:45And mean.
17:45Your wardrobe malfunction literally malfunctioned on that runway.
17:48You know what?
17:49No point in this fucking competition have I ever tried to make you feel low.
17:54And every single time I'm feeling good about myself, you try to bring me down.
17:59I guess I didn't come into this with an open mind and didn't allow you to, you know, show
18:07the side to yourself before I judged you.
18:08Mm-hmm.
18:09She's really not that bad.
18:11And that is also why now I want you to become the Sash Queen.
18:16Who knows?
18:17Maybe we can blossom this into a beautiful friendship.
18:20I would rather keep the crown in Canada.
18:22I agree.
18:23Canada's Drag Race and the alumni that we have, it's a very small group and it's important
18:27for us to all foster amazing relationships with each other.
18:30We need to stick together.
18:33She didn't even know.
18:36All right.
18:36Let's go.
18:38And get dressed to the nines.
18:41We're going to enjoy us a nice dinner on the Canmore Town.
18:49Category is best dressed to impress.
18:52Oh.
18:55Baby, the other girls are going to come out here and all they glitter and rhinestones.
19:00And I'm going to come out here like old school money.
19:04Rich on tea.
19:07Oh, designer expensive.
19:11I am serving you leather, vinyl, rhinestone.
19:16Right from France.
19:17Look at how dashing a debonair.
19:25For a little glitter on the titties and a little mesh number, it'll always work.
19:30Tens across the board.
19:31Okay.
19:34This suit is glamorous.
19:36It's rhinestone to filth.
19:37And tonight is the perfect night to pull it out of the closet.
19:40Look at this.
19:42She got the memo and the message.
19:45Last but certainly not least, it is delicious.
19:51The fierce-alicious.
19:53It's giving kind.
19:56The fits are fitting.
19:58And I know it's going to be a good time.
20:04I'm in damn red bottoms.
20:06Is this the glamour in Canmore?
20:10Baby, we walked into this restaurant like we had trust funds.
20:14Okay.
20:16All right, Snow Sisters.
20:16Well, welcome to Blake's.
20:17Ladies, before our main courses come, I do want to open the table if there's anything you all would like to resolve.
20:29Tonight is the perfect night to clear the air and the energy in the room.
20:33Me and Santa did have a talk today, and I think we're good now.
20:37Oh, yeah.
20:37But Tessa, I haven't got a chance to talk with you yet.
20:41I know we've kind of been butting heads a little bit the past few days.
20:44And, you know, I do appreciate you apologizing to me the other day.
20:48I just needed, like, a bit of time for myself just to process my own emotions.
20:52I don't want to leave this vacation with resentment towards you because I do love you as a sister.
20:57Thank you for giving me grace because even on my best day, I'm still a work in progress.
21:03I admire a lot of parts about you.
21:05The way you just conquered the world with such fearlessness needs to be applauded.
21:10So thank you for that.
21:12You know, conflict and resolve is the ebb and flow of sisterhood.
21:16So I'm happy to close this chapter with Fierce and Licious.
21:19Come here, baby.
21:20I love you.
21:21Oh, we love that.
21:22And now they can love each other as brothers.
21:24I love that.
21:25It's a little late for this shit because they've been ruining event after event.
21:31Fuck!
21:33After event.
21:35There's the door.
21:36Deuces.
21:37But you know what?
21:38We finally made it here.
21:39What better way to do it than over dinner and drinks?
21:43We're going to kick it into overdrive and play a good game of Never Have I Ever.
21:48Oh.
21:50Girl, I'm going to win again.
21:51I have done literally everything and everyone.
21:55All right.
21:56Never have I ever been caught having sex.
22:00Oh, yeah.
22:01His wife came home.
22:03I didn't know he was married.
22:06Never have I ever role played in bed.
22:09I have a funny story.
22:11Okay, you know my underwater sea creature?
22:14She's serving bottom of the ocean.
22:18Oh.
22:19With my ex, I put it on once.
22:22Oh, freaky.
22:23It was crazy.
22:24Were you on top of him or he was on top of the monster?
22:27Did you do it for you or did you do it for him?
22:28For both of us.
22:30Work, bitch.
22:30Overall, a pleasant experience.
22:33Never have I ever faked an orgasm.
22:37I think we all did that, right?
22:39Oh, yeah.
22:39I got so bored.
22:41How can y'all fake an orgasm?
22:43Girl, how would you know if he said, baby, I'm so sorry.
22:46I got it all on me.
22:47I need to clean up.
22:48You was everything.
22:49You would be like, okay, thank you, baby.
22:51This got me questioning a few things, y'all.
22:53Okay, here we go.
22:54Ready?
22:55Never have I ever sent a dirty text to the wrong person.
22:59There was this time my homegirl knew I was going to my trades and I was supposed to text
23:04her when I'm leaving.
23:05Well, I text.
23:06Girl, he done sucked the soul out of me and realized that I sent it to him.
23:12Shit, I ain't done half the things that these ladies have done.
23:15Excuse me, can I have everyone's attention, please?
23:18For those of you that live under a rock, my name is Alyssa Edwards, also known as Justin
23:22Johnson, and I am a dance teacher, and I would love for all of you to share a dance
23:28with us.
23:29One thing Miss Alyssa gonna do, she know how to get the people up.
23:32Come on, come on, come on.
23:34What is your name?
23:35Denise.
23:35Denise, very nice to meet you.
23:36I'm Justin.
23:37You coming?
23:38I'm coming.
23:38All right.
23:39We're about to date.
23:40It's time to have us a gay old time.
23:42We're gonna do a little bit of the electric slide so follow.
23:44Come on, Denise.
23:44It's about to be a ball.
23:46Five, six, seven, eight.
23:48One, two, three, clap.
23:50One, two, three, clap.
23:52Baby, we are having the best time of our life.
23:55Cheers to you all.
24:05Cheers to you all.
24:06Next time on the season finale of Slaycation.
24:09Y'all thought I was gonna be a gentle cruise director.
24:13Think again.
24:14Doc sledding.
24:15No way.
24:17Yes.
24:18I'm scared.
24:20Hey!
24:21Hey!
24:21Hey!
24:21It feels a little dangerous the day of the show.
24:25Nice, nice.
24:26Hey!
24:26What if I break a hip before performing I don't care to be the leader so Nikki you love to be so do that for you
24:32Oh, I can't with this you're looking like you're bothered. I'm just I'm not gonna be
24:36But you are gonna be seen you're on the station with me. I'm not sure what this performance is gonna be like tonight
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