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00:00Because the only things that hang on Christmas Day are mistletoe, holly, and then somehow there's tinsel.
00:05Yes, hi.
00:06There's still no sign of our cab, and I really need to get to my aunt's for lunch.
00:10Just put you on home.
00:11Yes.
00:12Georgia, you're tipping the pavlova.
00:14Huh?
00:14The pavlova.
00:15You need to keep it upright or the compote will breach the meringue.
00:18Why did you make this?
00:19Well, Aunt Joan has got this hilarious photo of me with a pavlova when I was about Manus' age,
00:25and I thought it'd be super cute to recreate it with you two.
00:27We'll have the perfect family Christmas at Aunt Joan's.
00:31She has the biggest tree.
00:33Yes?
00:34The drive was cancelled, I'm afraid, madam.
00:36What?
00:37No, no, you can't cancel.
00:40It's Christmas Day.
00:41Where else am I going to get a cab on Christmas Day?
00:46Merry Christmas, neighbour.
00:48Cute PJs.
00:51Come on, man.
00:52Chut, chut.
00:53Daughter, you're tipping the pavlova over.
00:57Okay, what's the address?
01:00Oh, if you just put in Sirencester.
01:03Sirencester?
01:04Amanda, there's practically Wales.
01:05You said a quick lift.
01:06You said you had no plans today?
01:08No, I said I planned on doing nothing.
01:10Different thing.
01:12Ned's with his mum.
01:12I was going to crack open the Baileys, order a curry and watch me some Die Hard.
01:16Oh, Mal, how depressing.
01:18At least you have company now.
01:19I don't want company.
01:20Oh, can we just do a small detour?
01:27You having a good creme bar for the city?
01:29Not really.
01:30I was supposed to be in South Africa.
01:32But Amanda guilt-tripped me into visiting my sister.
01:35What's wrong with your sister?
01:36She's a nightmare.
01:38It's just all laughter and games and endless bloody cheese boards.
01:43She's completely over the top.
01:45She asks us every year, Mummy, and we never go.
01:47It's getting rude.
01:49And I would love the kiddos to have a traditional Cotswoldy in Noel while they're still enchanted
01:54by the magic of Christmas.
01:56But does she have a PS5?
01:57No, she doesn't have a PS5, my nurse.
01:59I don't even think she has the internet.
02:01Oh.
02:02No way.
02:04Right, Sam.
02:06I should take it.
02:07A little Christmas present for her.
02:09And...
02:10Amanda, it's a disaster.
02:11I've been at the airport now for about 14 hours, and they finally just cancelled our flight
02:16to Dublin.
02:16Oh, and now...
02:18What a shame.
02:19Well, look, thanks for keeping me posted.
02:22Chris and the kids want to head to Cork.
02:23I was supposed to join yesterday, but because of the storm, I'm completely stranded.
02:27And everybody who I know and love is hundreds of miles away.
02:30Chris, Darius, Pat, Roisin, Pat, her husband, Pat, their kids, young Pat, and Patricia, and
02:39Edgar, and Barley, and Pat...
02:41Yeah.
02:41You know, he froze on our way, actually.
02:43No, no.
02:45Oh, absolutely not.
02:46No, no, no.
02:47No, no, no.
02:48God, no.
02:49What?
02:50Oh, my God, I miss you all so much.
02:52Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:55Ah!
02:55Ah!
02:56Ah!
02:56Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:58Ah!
02:58Ah!
02:59Ah!
02:59Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:01Ah!
03:02Ah!
03:02Ah!
03:03Ah!
03:04We're here!
03:05Christmas has officially started.
03:07It's off your bones now, please.
03:09Eat your heart out downtown Abbey.
03:11Well, hardly.
03:12It's only 11 acres and a ha-ha.
03:14Why is that funny?
03:15No, a ha-ha.
03:16It's like a giant ditch.
03:18You should know what a ha-ha is.
03:19You're a gardener.
03:20Oh, yeah.
03:21I've seen loads of ha-ha's in ha-ha's.
03:23Ah!
03:24Ah!
03:25Ah!
03:26Oh, look!
03:27She's put the reindeer out for the kids.
03:29Oh, Mummy, do you remember when Bumble the Shetland tried to mount one?
03:32God, that was funny.
03:35This is why I don't go to therapy.
03:37Some memories are best repressed.
03:42We got the bags.
03:43Here we go.
03:44Look at the reindeer.
03:45Okay.
03:46Come on, let's have a bit of festive cheer.
03:50Guys, off the phones now, please.
03:52Guys.
03:54Guys.
03:55Wait, you need those.
03:56Dad just gave us the...
03:57What? That's from Dad.
03:58...if we learn nothing from adolescence.
03:59And, Anne, this is my Christmas happy place, so...
04:01...please don't be a Debbie Downer.
04:03Okay, everyone.
04:04Here we go.
04:05Ah!
04:06Ding dong!
04:07Merrily!
04:08Hi!
04:09Oh, I love you.
04:10I'm so sorry.
04:11Oh, my God.
04:12What a shock.
04:13You've caught me mid-giblet.
04:15Oh, goodness.
04:16No, not the coach.
04:17Merry Christmas, darling.
04:18Oh, I'm so sorry to spring this on you.
04:19It's been a bit of a disaster.
04:20Is it cool if my mum friend, Anne, joins us?
04:23So?
04:24Yes.
04:25Of course.
04:26You look like you need a stiff drink.
04:28Thank you, but no.
04:29If I can't be with my family, then what's the point?
04:31Oh, dear girl.
04:32Come in.
04:33Come in.
04:34Come in.
04:35Is it a divorce, is it?
04:36Storm Geraldine.
04:37Storm Geraldine.
04:38Merry Christmas.
04:39Oh!
04:40For me?
04:41Wow.
04:42No.
04:43Manus Georgie.
04:44No, no, no.
04:45I don't believe it.
04:46No, I won't touch you.
04:47No, don't.
04:48Don't touch them.
04:49We'll hug in a moment.
04:50Come in.
04:51Don't touch them.
04:52They're gorgeous.
04:53They're gorgeous.
04:54Thank you, Mal.
04:55This is the last of the bags.
04:56That's great.
04:57Thanks so much.
04:58Jamie didn't tell me you were bringing a lover.
04:59Oh, no.
05:00Amanda's my neighbour.
05:01He just drove out here.
05:02It's all right.
05:03Wink, wink.
05:04Lord the merrier.
05:05No, no, no.
05:06He's fine.
05:07He has plans.
05:08Have you got plans?
05:09Yeah, I was just going to use your loo if I may before I nip off.
05:10I've got a date with John McClane.
05:12John McClane?
05:13No, fantastic.
05:14You're a homosexual.
05:15It's a die-hard reference.
05:16I was going to watch it with a curry.
05:18Oh, God.
05:19How ghastly.
05:20We'll stay for a pre-prandial.
05:21Come on.
05:22What's pre-prandial?
05:23It's a posh word for a drink.
05:25Yeah.
05:28Yeah, okay, Pat.
05:29Can you put Chris back on?
05:30Yeah, so I have an alert set up on my phone for when the flights reopen.
05:34And if you could just have everyone there checking the internet.
05:37Why should I put my coat down then?
05:39Oh, keep it on.
05:40This house is bloody freezing.
05:42Isn't it magical?
05:44That's giving hardcore Narnia vibes, right?
05:48I mean, wow.
05:51That's what I call a tree.
05:57Is it plastic?
05:58Oh, my God.
05:59She's still got that.
06:00Daddy bought that in the 70s.
06:03Probably the newest thing in this place.
06:05How odd.
06:06I distinctly remember the scent of pine needles.
06:09No, this house smells the way it's always smelled.
06:12Damp.
06:13Dogs.
06:14Desperation.
06:17Now, I've been absolutely dying for you to arrive.
06:21We've got everything here.
06:22We've got some olives over there.
06:23There's this trout pate.
06:25We've got mini quiches.
06:27Prang volvois.
06:28And these really fun things from Marks and Spencer's.
06:31Mini burgers.
06:32Have you seen these?
06:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:34No, no, no, no, no.
06:36We'll have to clean that one up, won't we?
06:40Joni.
06:41Where should I put the pavlova?
06:43Is that Granny Gush's recipe?
06:44Yes, it is.
06:45Minus the powdered egg.
06:46I thought it might be fun to recreate that famous pudding photo from that amazing Christmas.
06:52Yes.
06:53Yes.
06:54Yeah.
06:55I've got it in the oven.
06:56Let me look for the oven.
06:57Dig it out.
06:58Everybody dig in.
06:59Flick deviled egg.
07:00Have a deviled egg.
07:02Flick deviled egg.
07:03Egg.
07:04Egg.
07:05Flick deviled egg.
07:06Fine.
07:07I'll have a deviled egg.
07:08I think it's under here somewhere.
07:10Now, where's that famous photo?
07:18Yes.
07:19Now, look at that.
07:20Look at that.
07:21Look at Gan Gan.
07:22What a hottie.
07:23Is that you, Mum?
07:25Yeah.
07:26That was me pre-blossom.
07:27Just on the cusp of discovering clearacill and wonderbras.
07:30My goodness, look at that.
07:32I'm wearing the same jumper.
07:33Oh, Jo, no, stop.
07:35That's perfect.
07:36I thought it'd be really fun to restage the photo with Manus and George.
07:40So the Hemsworth brothers did one sitting on their mum's lap and it pretty much broke the internet.
07:45I remember the Hemsworth brothers.
07:47Hmm?
07:48Hemsworth brothers.
07:49Yes, you stepped out with one.
07:50They had the tractor dealership in Ampley St. Peter.
07:53That was the Hemsworth brothers.
07:54Hemsworth.
07:55Yeah, I slept with all three of them.
07:57Oh, well done you.
07:59And the father.
08:00Mummy.
08:01Oh, jolly good.
08:02Now, drinky poos.
08:03Oh, damn.
08:05What's that?
08:06What's that?
08:07What's in those ones?
08:08Oh, is that you, Flick?
08:10No one must see those.
08:13Yep, yep, yep, yep.
08:15What the...
08:16This house is literally freezing.
08:28My family will be back for mass about now.
08:31Do you think Jesus will punish me for missing his birthday?
08:34You know what you need, eh?
08:36Slow gin.
08:37Very good for melancholia.
08:38The night my father died, I drank two bottles as right as rain in the morning.
08:42I suppose I could have a small glass just to steady the nerves because I don't think I've ever done a Christmas.
08:48Well, my family.
08:49No, no, no, no.
08:50None of that now.
08:51Come on.
08:52Get that down your gullet.
08:56Gah!
08:57Yes, got a kick to it.
08:58Gah!
08:59That's the 1978 vintage, the year you were born.
09:01Oh, actually.
09:02Now, what do the children want?
09:03What can we get for them?
09:04Do you have any prime?
09:05No, no.
09:06Prime?
09:07Don't worry.
09:08He'll have a Coca-Cola.
09:09I've got a cola.
09:10I've got a can of cola here.
09:11There we go.
09:12Lovely.
09:13Lovely.
09:17Come on.
09:18Oh.
09:19I think that's seen better days.
09:21Ludo can have that.
09:22Ludo?
09:23Ludo, Ludo, look.
09:24What's here?
09:25Look what's here.
09:26Jane.
09:27Oh, no.
09:28Your Christmas present.
09:29Yes, it's just the children.
09:30Oh, that's marvellous.
09:31I don't believe it.
09:32That's tremendous of you.
09:34Look at that.
09:36Wow.
09:37Wee-hee-hee-hee.
09:39Oh.
09:40Oh.
09:41Oh, my goodness.
09:42No, Joan.
09:43It's the bath.
09:44The bath.
09:45Joan.
09:46And I've swallowed it.
09:47I'll have a bath later, darling.
09:48I'll have a bath later.
09:49I'll have a bath later.
09:50Didn't I just gift you that?
09:52Yes.
09:53I loved it so much that I went out and bought exactly the same one for Aunt Joan.
09:59I need ice in my whiskey.
10:01You'll find plenty in the toilet.
10:03Now, will you come in here and sit down, please?
10:05Oh, thank you.
10:06I was actually going to hit the road.
10:08Oh, no, no.
10:09We're not having you spending a day alone.
10:10You and Anne are our Christmas guests of honor.
10:12So sit.
10:13I've got a goose to go and get out of the oven.
10:16I've never been anyone's Christmas guest of honor before.
10:19So it's the same one.
10:21I love this.
10:22To Amanda.
10:23I went out and bought exactly the same one for Joan.
10:26But they had a biscuit in it.
10:27I don't know.
10:28Luncheon is served!
10:29Ooh.
10:30Lovely.
10:31Come on.
10:32Oh, those are the photos.
10:33Ganga doesn't want anyone seeing.
10:35Come on, boys.
10:37I'm hungry.
10:38No.
10:39Tell them, yes, it's a larger box, but it's actually the same value gift,
10:45because I'm meant by money spent.
10:47Anne.
10:48Not by value.
10:49OK.
10:50No devices, please.
10:51I have to go.
10:52OK.
10:54Oh, well, don't sit there.
10:56Sorry, because of the photos.
10:57We need to match the old Pavlova pigs, so, yeah.
10:59Mummy needs to sit there.
11:00Joan's here.
11:01Mummy, you're here.
11:02No, I need a clear line to an exit.
11:04Well, OK.
11:05Well, yeah, we can all move round for pudding.
11:10Here it goes.
11:11Goosey, Goosey-Anda!
11:12Wait, don't, stop, stop, stop, stop.
11:14Can you go back in and come back out?
11:15I want to film it up.
11:16For the memories.
11:17Just tuck in.
11:18Tuck in.
11:19Tuck in.
11:20Tuck in.
11:21It's going to be so good.
11:22Anne, could you just lean out, because the tear stains?
11:23I just miss my family.
11:24You know, Anne.
11:25Anne.
11:26Yes?
11:27Goosey, Goosey-Anda!
11:28Ooh, look at that!
11:30Well, let's dig in.
11:31We've got a side of beef, Yorkshire's, a ham,
11:34and some little piggies and blankets.
11:36Mum, just eat it.
11:37It's Christmas.
11:38Hm?
11:39What?
11:40I'm vegan.
11:41Oh, shit, are you?
11:43It's fine.
11:44I'll just eat the veg.
11:45She will not just eat the veg.
11:47Not on my watch.
11:48She won't.
11:49I said, well, I'll, I'll, I'll rustle up a, er, a souffle!
11:53Oh, God, Joan.
11:55Do you see what I mean?
11:56It's just too much.
11:58She's just trying to make us all happy, Mummy.
12:00Anne, er, did you, did you notice the stuffed stoat in the hallway?
12:05No.
12:06No?
12:07Oh, let me show you quickly.
12:08I, I'm not that into stoats.
12:10Yes, but, erm, honestly, I think you'll find this one very interesting.
12:18Yeah, I don't know who told you that I was into stoats, but actually this one is, is quite unusual.
12:23Okay, listen, forget the stoat.
12:24I just saw some pictures of Felicity I wasn't supposed to see, and now I can't unsee what I saw.
12:29God, they weren't nudies, were they?
12:31No, they're not nudies.
12:32Is anyone wearing a Nazi uniform?
12:34No, there's no knots, just look.
12:37Ooh, blimey O'Reilly, is that, is that Felicity and Sir Mick Jagger?
12:44Yes, looks like they're on holiday together.
12:46Jesus, he was such a ride back then.
12:48Yeah, looks like he was riding Felicity.
12:50OMG, is, is she pregnant?
12:53Yes, and look, she's holding her stomach.
12:56Hmm.
12:57And?
12:58Summer of 77.
13:01Joan just said that Amanda was born in 78.
13:03Uh huh.
13:04You don't think Sir Mick Jagger is?
13:06Mmm.
13:08No.
13:09No, no, no.
13:10Don't be ridiculous.
13:11I've seen enough episodes of Ally McBeal to know this is all purely circumstantial evidence.
13:15Oh.
13:16Just cause it goes clip-clop doesn't mean it's a zebra.
13:18Guys.
13:19Come on.
13:20We're back to eat.
13:25I want to win!
13:26I want to win!
13:27Here we are.
13:28It's lovely.
13:29Let me get this on first.
13:30I'll need my glasses on.
13:31Here we go.
13:32Joke.
13:33Why didn't Santa pay for his sleigh?
13:37Mmm.
13:38Why didn't Santa have to pay for his sleigh?
13:39Because it was on the house.
13:41Oh my goodness.
13:42Oh.
13:43That's so bad.
13:44It's actually quite good.
13:46I know another joke.
13:47How do you titillate an ocelot?
13:49I've no idea Joan.
13:50How do you titillate an ocelot?
13:52You oscillate its tits a lot.
13:53That's crazy.
13:54Oh dear.
13:55Not like she bloody wrote it.
13:58Come on Flick.
13:59Your turn.
14:00Oh.
14:01Here we go.
14:02Woo!
14:03Mummy!
14:04Mummy put the hat on.
14:05You'll need it for the pavlova photo.
14:06No I don't do paper hats.
14:07Flick do the joke.
14:08Where's the joke?
14:09Don't do jokes.
14:10Come on, Mummy, it's Christmas.
14:11Come on Flick.
14:12Flick, flick, flick, flick.
14:14Flick, flick, flick, flick, flick.
14:15Yay!
14:16Yay!
14:17Yay!
14:18Do the jokes.
14:19Do the joke.
14:20Do the joke.
14:21Yeeeee!!!
14:22What is the coldest country in the world?
14:24I don't know what is...
14:26What is the coldest country in the world?
14:28Russia.
14:33Oh.
14:34I think you're reading the trivia there, Felicity.
14:37Oh, Mummy. Where are you going, Mummy? We haven't done the photo.
14:43I'm going to watch the King's Speech.
14:44Oh, is it that time? Oh, I love the King's Speech. Brilliant.
14:48Everyone fill a glass. Let's go and sit soft.
14:51We can do the Pavlov we're after. Flick, flick.
14:54That is waiting for us. Wait for us. We're soon.
14:57Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
14:59Send him victorious, happy and glorious.
15:11Love to reign over us.
15:16God save the King!
15:22Very good, very good. Hold on.
15:25I have to say, this is the most delicious.
15:29Cava I've ever drank.
15:30Who's darling? It's not Carver, it's champagne.
15:33Real champagne? Yes.
15:35From France? Yes.
15:37I've never had French champagne from France.
15:39Stop fussing. I can't see the television.
15:41Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
15:44I think Joan is lovely.
15:47Classic Stockholm Syndrome.
15:49Are you a big fan of the royal family, Felicity?
15:52Oh, I've met a few of them.
15:53Miller's a laugh.
15:55I've probably met a few members of the rock royal family
15:57in your time.
15:58Well, I once lived next door but one to Christoburg.
16:03Oh, right, pavlova time!
16:05Oh, finally!
16:06Get the camera.
16:06I don't want pavlova.
16:08Mummy, you can't always get what you want.
16:12Actually, I can't think of food for a bit, Amanda.
16:15I overdid it on the parsnips.
16:16You don't have to eat it.
16:17It's just a photo.
16:18Oh, I know what we'll do.
16:20We'll have a parlour game while we all digest.
16:22Who'd like a round of, are you there, Moriarty?
16:24I don't know what that is.
16:25Well, what about, um, Ho-ha-hee?
16:28Do you know that one?
16:28Or The Minister's Cat.
16:29Do you know that one?
16:30Oh, no, I don't know that one.
16:31Pass the slipper.
16:32No.
16:32Fan the candle.
16:33You must have hot cockles.
16:34Hot cockles!
16:35What else have we got?
16:37Elephants fought elephants?
16:37Oh, for God's sake, why don't we just play hide-and-seek?
16:41Oh, that's a terrific idea.
16:42It is so much fun.
16:43Well done, that girl.
16:45I'll count 50.
16:46Off you go.
16:47Off you go.
16:48And then after this, we'll do the pavlova.
16:49Right?
16:49I'll start now.
16:50Come on.
16:51One.
16:51Two.
16:52I've started.
16:53Two.
16:54I've started.
16:54Three.
16:56Four.
16:57Anything to get away from her.
16:58Better hurry.
17:00Five.
17:02Six.
17:03Seven.
17:04Eight.
17:05There.
17:06Nine.
17:07Ten.
17:08I know, Chris, but I don't know what you expect me to do about this.
17:11I can't make a put on a shoe.
17:13I'm 300 miles away.
17:15Look, I really have to go.
17:19Bloody hell, other people's Christmases are mental.
17:24When are we going to tell her?
17:25What?
17:26Absolutely never.
17:27It's not our family's secret, so we're going to forget we ever saw those photos.
17:30But we did see those photos, Mal.
17:32And I really think Amanda deserves to know.
17:36What do I deserve to know?
17:37What the hell are you hiding?
17:39Yeah, we're playing hide-and-seek.
17:41What do I deserve to know?
17:44Ask Mal.
17:44Oh, thanks, Anne.
17:45Will someone tell me what's going on?
17:47Sure, the photos.
17:49Are these pictures of my mum on holiday?
17:59What's the big deal?
18:00Look who she's with.
18:02Is that Mick Jagger?
18:03Mm-hmm.
18:04What are you?
18:05Minx.
18:06Sitting on Mick's lap.
18:07I sat on Prince Harry's lap when I was in Mahiki once.
18:10Did I get a mention in the book?
18:12Oh, my God.
18:14She's pregnant.
18:16That's hardly a secret.
18:17Keep looking.
18:18She's smoking.
18:22No.
18:22No.
18:23No.
18:23No.
18:24Look at the date on the back of the photo.
18:25Okay.
18:26Look who's holding the bump.
18:28No.
18:29No way.
18:30No way.
18:33Is my brother...
18:35One.
18:3649.
18:3959.
18:4050.
18:40Let your-
18:40Quick hide it.
18:41Do you.
18:41Uh, okay.
18:42Ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh, ssh.
18:43Can we?
18:43Oh, she's gonna come in.
18:45I know.
18:45I know.
18:46Is that an owing governor?
18:48Okay.
18:50I'm quite close.
18:53I'm quite close.
18:55Oh, God.
18:59It's a slifter.
18:59it's so weird isn't it when you look at us together mal look mal look mal can you open
19:29that door please i need to make it i mean it's a shock but it's also not a shock you know because
19:35it explains a lot i mean i wonder if the man i thought was my father ever knew the truth
19:41poor daddy well this must be why my parents divorced baby joan told him that must be why
19:50we never see joan that sounds about right can you just pull my sleeve please so i can't get some layers
19:57off
19:59shh shh shh shh shh shh shh come in
20:04where are you
20:08oh it's locked can't get under there
20:12hoist by your own petard there ann i think oh my goodness my system's not used to champagne
20:26no come on more to find
20:28i've got a present now
20:33another little slifter
20:36oh
20:40gotcha
20:41oh
20:43oh
20:44gotcha
20:45oh please don't tell mom i won't if you won't
20:48shhh shh shh shh
20:50oh i'm just dead
20:52Oh, I'm dead.
20:55I'm on my way.
20:59I fainted, I fainted.
21:01Oh, ding dong.
21:03Christmas comes once a year.
21:05Do you know, I knew you two were lovely.
21:07We not.
21:08He just drove us here.
21:09I thought I had to take some clothes off.
21:13Cat's hot the bag, Joanie.
21:15I've seen the photos.
21:16Oh.
21:17Yeah.
21:18Spill the tea.
21:20Right.
21:21Well, I suppose it's only a matter of time.
21:23But listen, you're going to have to speak to your mother about those.
21:26Who is she?
21:27I'm buggered if I know, because I've searched the whole house.
21:30Darling, you stay with your paramour.
21:31Have you finished?
21:32No, stop, Joanne.
21:33Can I have some water, please?
21:38Mommy!
21:42Right, okay, let's split up.
21:44I'll take the lawn.
21:45Joanne, you do the meadow.
21:46The meadow.
21:47And you and the kids check the drive.
21:50Okay.
21:50Maybe I'll take it.
21:53Felicity!
21:56Ganga!
21:56Ganga!
21:57Would you look at this, huh?
21:59Felicity!
22:00Christmas night.
22:02I'd still be doing the washing up at home if I was there right now.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Not standing here.
22:08Looking at the stars.
22:11Sorry, hang on.
22:11Sorry.
22:12What's...
22:12Oh, God.
22:14Oh, Grace.
22:16What?
22:16There's a flight out of Heathrow tonight.
22:19Well, that's good news, isn't it?
22:21Yeah.
22:22Great air, great.
22:24Yes.
22:25Um...
22:25All I have to do now is just, um, click this link to confirm.
22:32Oh, no.
22:33Would you look at that?
22:34My phone's off to running out of battery.
22:35Oh, no.
22:36What a shame.
22:38Oh, just guess it wasn't meant to be, huh?
22:41What a bummer.
22:44Just got to end up staying here.
22:47Yeah.
22:47Hey, do you know what?
22:49I'm gonna go for a walk.
22:52Yeah.
22:53Felicity!
22:56Yeah, this is just...
22:57It's better than cavern.
23:00Felicity!
23:00Felicity!
23:01According to Wikipedia, I have eight brothers and sisters.
23:07Jay Jagger came in once when I was at Quo Vardis.
23:10I wonder, did she know?
23:13Felicity!
23:15It's mad.
23:16I think I could be spending next Christmas with them in Turks and Caicos.
23:20Whoa!
23:21Amanda!
23:22Ow!
23:23I just fell in the ha-ha.
23:26Are you all right?
23:27Yes.
23:28I am all right, Mal.
23:29Why are you laughing?
23:31You fell in a ha-ha!
23:33Who falls in a ha-ha?
23:35Stop it!
23:35It's not funny!
23:36You fell in a ha-ha!
23:38Come on!
23:39Get up!
23:41Amanda!
23:42I'm so sorry!
23:43Oh, my God!
23:44Oh, you know what?
23:45Thank you so much for today.
23:48Really.
23:49It beats lying on a couch with a curry and horse, do I?
23:53Is that Jane's dog?
24:00Mummy?
24:02Mummy!
24:04Felicity!
24:06I don't know.
24:09What?
24:09Ludo, wait, wait.
24:12Ludo!
24:13Huh?
24:15Oh.
24:17What did you say?
24:18Ah-ha!
24:28Very away in a manger.
24:29Ah.
24:30I knew it was too good to last.
24:32Well, you're the last one to be found, so...
24:33That makes you the winner!
24:35Yes, bravo, that girl.
24:36I tell you what, I could do you a big scoop of the Stilton and I'll crack open a bottle of port.
24:41Stop.
24:41You don't have to have port.
24:42Just stop talking, please.
24:44It's too much.
24:45It's Christmas.
24:46It's supposed to be too much.
24:47No, you're too much.
24:48All this is wild aviva and endless glee and everything.
24:51It's just...
24:51It's just...
24:52Just stop, please.
24:56Okay.
25:00Stop.
25:05Oh.
25:06Oh.
25:07Please don't cry.
25:08I'm not crying.
25:09Come on, Joanie.
25:11This is what happens when you stop.
25:13The old black dog creeps in and...
25:16Oh, come on.
25:16Put yourself together.
25:17Put yourself together, Joan.
25:18Why are you being like this?
25:21Well, because of you, Flick.
25:23What nonsense.
25:24Do you remember what they used to call us on that ghastly old debutante circuit?
25:29Hmm?
25:29Great hair and...
25:30Great hair and the spare.
25:33Oh, actually, that's all the good.
25:35Yeah, it's all about the beautiful Felicity Wyndham.
25:38And I was just the podgy little sister.
25:41So I decided to be the life and soul of the party.
25:45Hostess with the mostess.
25:46The last one standing at the barn dance.
25:48And I can tell you something.
25:51After 60 bloody years, it's exhausting.
25:57Why didn't you ever see anything before?
25:59Oh.
25:59Well, it took Amanda to twist your arm to get you down here.
26:03Mummy?
26:04Oh, it's her.
26:05Oh, yeah.
26:06Yes, we're here.
26:07We're here.
26:08Hello.
26:09Hello.
26:09There she is.
26:14You know, I've spent the whole day trying to recreate the perfect family Christmas.
26:20But it turns out my whole life has been a lie.
26:25For God's sake, Amanda, stop being so melodramatic.
26:27Look, let's go inside and do your moment with the pavlovas.
26:30Yes.
26:30No, Mummy.
26:32I know your secret.
26:34And I know Joan knows.
26:35And that's why you didn't want to come here.
26:37Because you were worried, Sheed.
26:39Spill the beans.
26:42What is she talking about?
26:45Mummy.
26:47I've seen the photos.
26:49I have in my hand the proof.
26:55I'm Sir Mick Jagger's love child.
27:02What?
27:04Give those to me.
27:05Give those to me.
27:06That's not Mick Jagger.
27:12That's our cousin Rosamund.
27:14Oh, God.
27:15She was rather Jagger-esque, don't you think?
27:17Look, with the slim hips and everything.
27:18Oh, my God.
27:19Did you get her round robin this year?
27:20They had to put down Pinky.
27:22Okay, so if Mick Jagger isn't holding your pregnant belly, then what is the big deal?
27:26Why didn't you want anyone to see them?
27:29Look, the thing is, I wasn't pregnant in this photograph.
27:31I was fat.
27:34What?
27:35It was the 70s.
27:36I'd just discovered Black Forest Gatto.
27:39And that's our big family secret, that you were once fat for a summer.
27:45Yes.
27:47Though your father rather liked it.
27:49And you were conceived on that holiday.
27:52Oh, God.
27:53I just sent Georgia Maychag or a DM.
28:02Can we, uh...
28:03I'm freezing.
28:06What was she thinking?
28:08Oh, sorry, Joanie.
28:09Oh, it's all right.
28:10It's all right, honestly.
28:12Merry Christmas.
28:13If it's any consolation, I always felt that Ma and Pa loved you more than they loved me.
28:20Oh, well.
28:22I'd have swapped that any day for a go on a Hemsworth, brother.
28:25Ooh.
28:29Is that singing?
28:31Yes, it's Anne.
28:41She's falling in the ha-ha.
28:43She'll be fine.
28:45Come on.
28:47And then John McClane ties this hosepipe around his waist because he thinks the guy in the
28:52helicopter is going to shoot him.
28:54So he's got no way out.
28:55So he ties himself in nice and tight.
28:57Is he topless?
28:58No, no, no.
28:59But by this point, he's down to his vest.
29:01How is this a Christmas film?
29:04What?
29:05You all right?
29:05Of course, it's a Christmas film.
29:07Anyway, just a helicopter.
29:09I'm sorry Mick Jagger wasn't your father.
29:11I just thought that I was special.
29:18You are special.
29:19There's this fireball above him.
29:22Everyone is watching from the paper and down below and they're like, yo!
29:26Of what it's worth.
29:26I'm sorry.
29:27You didn't get to sleep with a rolling stone.
29:29Well, I did sleep with Mick once or twice back in the day, but not in a way that you would
29:33get pregnant.
29:34Right, everyone.
29:35We're going to do Amanda's photo.
29:37Oh, Mummy.
29:38What?
29:38Really?
29:39Shall I get the pavlova?
29:40You're all right.
29:41I mean, I could take the photo for you.
29:42No, guys, you're all in it.
29:44Come on.
29:44There we go.
29:46Everyone ready?
29:46Yeah.
29:47Yeah.
29:47I'll just do the timer.
29:48Hang on.
29:50Oh, no, no.
29:50Hang on.
29:51Hang on.
29:51Hang on.
29:52Hang on.
29:52Hang on.
29:53Hang on.
29:53Hang on.
29:53Hang on.
29:54Hang on.
29:54Hang on.
29:55Are we ready?
29:55Say cheese.
29:56Cheese.
29:57Cheese.
29:57Cheese.
30:00Oh.
30:01Ah.
30:01There's a girl that likes a pudding.
30:03There's a girl that likes a pudding.
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