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00:00you've changed in a good way in a good
00:07way we can't compete with glow bronze
00:09if they're offering a BOGO so just cut
00:12off their supply you've owe me some peace
00:16Terry I like to take care of those who
00:18take care of me there's an issue the
00:22issue are you gonna have to take a drug
00:23test have three consequences what kind of
00:27consequences you will hand over your
00:30territory the casino you found something
00:34yes I did there's an opportunity for me
00:39it's outside of all of this you're not
00:42going anywhere
00:57from across the state now you want a
01:02piece this is who you are who you want
01:05to be it's so sweet
01:08see money go I get the bread no butter
01:11dough I spray clips that's not a flow like
01:13you get money bro that's all the time you
01:16you see the name that's done the size
01:17that's 24 like kofi bryan cause 24
01:19we on the grind
01:20real big dinner from the ramble way
01:22so you had to get it rip and flip it
01:24that's my day today why you trippin' on me
01:27for the culture ain't never change
01:28I lean and I rock with it snap my fingers in your face
01:31give me my bag bitch you know I ain't come to play
01:34and even if you hate me now your cousin is
01:36going to baggage this way
01:37give me my bag bitch
01:39you know I ain't come to play and even
01:41if you hate me now your uncle's gonna
01:47give me my bag bitch
01:51give me my bag
01:52and even if you hate me now your uncle's
01:54gonna ride this wayカンタ
01:56live for the money
01:57I'm gonna get for the money I'm gonna get for the money I'm gonna die
02:01Who loves the sun?
02:05Who cares that it makes plants grow?
02:09Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:15Who loves the wind?
02:19Who cares that it makes breezes?
02:25Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
02:31Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:33Who loves the sun?
02:38Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:41Who loves the sun?
02:45Ba-ba-ba-ba
02:48Congratulations! You did it!
02:50We really did!
02:51Let's celebrate!
02:53Oh, I would have brought you one, but we did all the work
02:57You could have just bought a normal size one
02:59I sure could have
03:01So, let's talk expansion
03:03How quickly can we have transform on shelves nationwide?
03:06Yeah, about that, uh, no need to panic
03:09Okay, Dan, by phrasing it that way you are kind of invoking panic
03:13Like I said, the last couple of weeks there's been some changes on the exec side here at Kenneth Galore
03:19What do you mean?
03:21It means that the new VP of retail, not me, didn't get it, uh, he doesn't rubber stamp new deals that he hasn't personally reviewed
03:31Sure, okay, what kind of delay are we talking?
03:33Oh, not long, three, six months
03:35Six months? Henley?
03:37Yeah, I, no, I get your frustration
03:39Do you, Henley? You do?
03:41You said that if we sold enough spray tan, we'd go national
03:45You looked us in the eye and you swore an oath on the lives of your three children, man
03:49I don't think I did that
03:50I think you did
03:51Okay, this VP, can we meet him?
03:53Uh, well, let's give him some time to settle in and, uh, I'll schedule a sit-down in the next few weeks
03:59We don't really have a few weeks
04:01Our financial situation is grim
04:05Yeah, can we talk to him sooner?
04:07Well, I'm having dinner with him tonight, but, uh, so I can put in a good word and maybe get you in earlier
04:12Tonight, you say?
04:13That wasn't an invite
04:14Look, if we succeed, you succeed, right?
04:17Well, so, so help us help you
04:22And Henley, even if you don't invite us, we're gonna find out where you're having dinner, and we're gonna show up anyway
04:30Hmm
04:33Okay, fine
04:347pm sharp, and just try to look the part
04:38That's my man right there
04:39Alright
04:40Then it's the detail
04:41Woo! Let's go
04:42Oh, Martin, Martin, stick around
04:44Weird
04:47What's that?
04:49So, um, the new VP, he's tricky, he's hard to please
04:54And he's not planning on approving many new deals, so if you want tonight to go your way
05:00Things need to go perfectly
05:02Oh, we get it
05:03What I mean is
05:07It might be wise for Vicki to sit this one out
05:11But Vicki is half the company, you can't tell her to stay at home
05:16You know what? Don't you worry? Yeah, I can manage her
05:20Hey, you're driving, right? So I can have yours?
05:24Yay!
05:25She likes champagne
05:30You're married, right?
05:32Yes
05:33Yes
05:34And your wife is discerning? And...
05:38Different to your sister
05:40Very much so
05:42Bring her along
05:43She, um, she might dilute Vicki
05:45You know, keep things level
05:47Okay
05:48Martin
05:50I'm rooting for you
05:51Thank you
05:52So, you know
05:54This is your shot
05:56Henley really said I shouldn't come
05:57I literally thought that guy loved me
06:00I told him that you have to be there
06:02Yeah, no, she shouldn't have to be there
06:03And I'm gonna prove him so wrong
06:05Please don't start any trouble
06:06No, no, no, it's gonna be fine
06:07In fact, I am going to behave so properly
06:10Act with so much decorum
06:11That Henley's gonna fucking choke on my good fucking manners
06:14Okay, well, sounds great
06:16And I'm still gonna bring joy since Henley thinks it'll help, okay?
06:19Hey
06:21We have a problem
06:35Okay, so he hasn't destroyed any evidence
06:37No clandestine meetings with shady figures
06:39No uncontrollable weeping
06:41No religious sites
06:42Nothing to suggest he's feeling guilty
06:44So, how's he been acting?
06:46He's still trying to win me back, so
06:49Nice, attentive
06:51You think he knows something's up?
06:53No, but
06:54It's getting hard
06:56Pretending like everything's normal
06:58Are you sure you're gonna keep doing this?
07:01I need to know if he was involved
07:03You really think he could be capable of murder?
07:05I don't know, but
07:08He is different
07:10Feed him into a crock different?
07:14Obviously being extorted the night Cash died looks bad
07:18But it doesn't prove he's a murderer
07:21True, but it does put him on a short list of suspects
07:24Still, there's no evidence
07:26Maybe we should go back to the beginning
07:29It's possible we missed something along the way
07:31Okay
07:32For me it all started when that crock went boom
07:35Oh, speaking of them
07:37Check this out
07:39Nice, huh?
07:40I should sell these
07:41Yeah, I'll take one
07:44What would cause that kind of explosion?
07:47I googled, do crocs spontaneously combust?
07:50They don't
07:51But maybe that's where we should start
07:52Mmm
07:56We should not
07:58Hmm
08:00Hmm
08:02Hmm
08:04Hmm
08:06Hmm
08:08Hmm
08:10Hmm
08:12Hmm
08:14Hmm
08:16Hmm
08:17Hmm
08:19Hmm
08:20Hmm
08:22Hmm
08:28What's that?
08:30Losing the casino was a tough break
08:32It's not easy to replace that revenue
08:34No shit
08:35So I've been trying to find alternative ways to put some cash in your pocket
08:38I spoke to these real estate people
08:40They reckon the value of this place has skyrocketed over the years
08:44You could sell, you could walk away, retire, do whatever you want
08:48Holy fuck
08:50Someone would actually pay that much for a fucking kid thing park
08:53Not the park, Moans
08:54The land
08:56To do what?
08:57Develop it
08:58Develop how?
08:59They said into townhouses
09:00Townhouses
09:01Yeah, like nice ones
09:02Three storeys, community pickleball court
09:04What the fuck is pickleball?
09:07You know when me and Cash were kids
09:09We didn't have a lot of supervision at the foster house
09:12Climb over the fence, sneak in here most days
09:14And when we got enough cash
09:17We bought the place, made it ours
09:18Yeah, Moans
09:19I know
09:21The cash is gone
09:24This is the only home Cash and I have ever known
09:28So you tell your guy and his pickleballs to get fucked
09:32Cause I ain't selling
09:35Besides, we've got the perfect replacement for the casino
09:38Yeah, this has everything we need
09:51Degenerate gamblers that we can target for high interest loans
09:57Their pocketed whales that we can extort for their winnings
10:01It's not quite the income bracket we're used to
10:11Yeah, Moans, the guys who come here are pretty run dry
10:14Yeah, and I'm a dog person
10:16This place is pretty hard to stomach
10:22Listen
10:23We're going to have a meeting with the owner about partnering
10:27No more negativity
10:28This place is perfect
10:31This place is perfect
10:43Gotta get this thing steamed
10:45Hey, do you have a needle and thread?
10:47These are starting to fray in the crotch
10:49Oh no, please don't tell me you're wearing those tonight
10:53These are my lucky jeans, Martin
10:54Of course they're for tonight
10:55Come on, don't you have anything a little more like CEO-y?
10:59You know, a pantsuit of some kind?
11:01Or a lady tux?
11:02My God, this is like Little Miss Indiana
11:05Little Miss what?
11:07Remember that pageant mom would make me compete in?
11:10Oh yeah, yeah, where you bit one of the judges and got disqualified
11:12Yeah, I do remember that
11:14That was very bad
11:16Yeah, I feel like you and Henley are trying to Little Miss Indiana me
11:19Oh no, look, look
11:20I'm not asking you to pretend to be someone you're not, alright?
11:23I'm just saying
11:25Put on something nice
11:26And act like you know what you're doing
11:28Because you do
11:30Thanks, bud
11:32But keep your teeth to yourself
11:34God, everybody always focuses on that
11:35But I finished in the final round that year
11:37Yeah, you did
11:38Yeah, I did
11:39Hey, Vic
11:40What?
11:41You got this
11:42I believe in you
11:44Thanks
11:45Thanks
12:01Fuck
12:02Fuck
12:03Fuck
12:04Tess!
12:31Police appeals.
12:32But aren't you meant to be entering treatment
12:34in a few weeks yeah okay i know i know i got it no no opiates take a while to clear your system
12:39okay if you're gonna pass a piss test and enter the trials you're gonna yeah i understand i get it
12:44stay some pills poor hands i know this shit's really hard to kick okay but i would hate
12:53to see you waste your shot i told you i'm fine i've got a plan
13:04yeah well as far as i'm concerned the conventional banking system's a relic of the past anyway
13:11yeah see you get it bro you want to sell financial services to my customers i say it's a free market
13:16oh music to my ears and the more money you loan these deadbeats the more ends up in my pocket
13:22always said you're a quick study problem is what happens if one of your borrowers wins big yeah
13:31well see we've got a fail safe my colleague here susie she's uh an expert in putting people in
13:38compromising situations bit of a life ruiner are you yeah no hard to see why yeah the best never
13:45missed the target so if someone walks out of here with too much of my money well we just bring it
13:51all the way back to you brock bar your cut which is how much we take eighty percent of the extortion
13:59revenue oh i heard that you were having a bit of trouble with the casino the word is the syndicate's
14:12giving it to skinner is that what you heard
14:19no i gave it away place was past its prime
14:22either way it seems like the options for your skill set are rather limited
14:32excuse me well what i'm trying to say is that maybe we can negotiate that percentage
14:3770 50 50. you know it's fair 51 or i walk
14:51here's to a fruitful partnership
14:53it's all there you can trust me yeah yeah i'll be the better judge of that
15:12mate i wouldn't mess her out not after the last couple of weeks you've had
15:16what the does that mean nothing nothing no no no go on tell me about the last couple of weeks i've had
15:28just the the thing with moni what thing
15:35branding who the told you about that i don't know who told me initially but i can tell me
15:41jeffers lefty don don and then big rod he was saying that uh you want to be careful it doesn't
15:48turn into an infection he's done a first aid accreditation he's fully ticketed but then no
15:54one thinks any less of you're based on any of that listening no who the fuck's saying that no one
16:01wombat said it and
16:03um steve but the other steve he's back in town he said something is that rhetorical what you just
16:09did i don't know i can't tell i don't have those nuances um i feel like i should go and um
16:16your father was an inspiration to many of us
16:18choice
16:28martin
16:33what are you doing here i know this is your workplace it's just uh well first for you milady thanks
16:40so look vicky and i have this dinner tonight it's a transform thing with this vp at chemist galore
16:46and i realize this is last minute but i was hoping you might be able to join
16:52oh i know talking spray tan very boring stuff but having you there for support would it would
16:58mean a lot to me you won't have to do anything just sit there and be charming and laugh at all my
17:05jokes obviously yeah i i can't oh oh okay yeah i've got a work thing
17:16yeah i mean is there any way that you can get out of it pretty please please
17:23yeah i wish but um my boss you know yeah
17:30well i get it i mean totally totally fine yeah yeah sorry another night for sure for sure yeah okay
17:38uh but like we're we're okay right yeah yeah of course okay cool but um good luck you're gonna be great
17:52good luck you're gonna be great thanks
18:05You want to make some money?
18:16Oh.
18:18Oh, that is the cleanest piss inside of Southern Sydney.
18:22That is so clean.
18:23You can drink that.
18:24Not that I drank my piss, yeah?
18:27I mean, we all thought about it, yeah?
18:32All done.
18:32A bit dehydrated, Beno.
18:36Oh, yeah, thanks, mate.
18:37That's a lot of crunches this morning.
18:40Yeah, lid.
18:45Just hold still.
18:47Still?
18:48I got it.
18:48Stop, you're going to fucking spill it everywhere.
18:49I fucking got it, mate.
18:50I got it.
18:53Shit.
18:55Okay, just, like, give me 20 minutes and then I'll be good to go again, yeah?
18:59Just...
19:00Oh, no, Terry.
19:10Terry, no, you're not going to...
19:12Hey, Terry, look at me.
19:14Terry, you're better than that, yeah?
19:17Mate.
19:19Think of your kid.
19:20Oh, God.
19:38Yeah.
19:40That shit.
19:41What?
19:41Joyce can't come tonight.
19:47Oh, lost your Vicky buffer.
19:49Bummer.
19:49What are you going to do?
19:50She wasn't a buffer.
19:51Look, you're right.
19:52We'll be fine.
19:53All right?
19:54So, how's the whole pantsuit search going?
19:57Bad.
19:58Weird.
19:59Everything looks bad and weird.
20:01Ugh, God.
20:02How is this so expensive and so itchy?
20:05You know what?
20:06I'm just going to...
20:07I'm just going to wear my jeans.
20:08Seriously?
20:09Do not make this my fault, Martin.
20:12Vicky, our entire future is riding on this meeting.
20:14Can you please just work with me?
20:16You know what?
20:16I love you.
20:17I'm leaving.
20:18I'll see you soon.
20:18Bye.
20:18Vicky, we're just...
20:20God damn it.
20:22Ah, fuck it.
21:01Hello?
21:02Hey, are you busy tonight?
21:05Why?
21:07I need a date.
21:10A date?
21:11Not like that.
21:13Not like what?
21:14Not like romantic.
21:16Right.
21:17Well, now you've hooked me.
21:19Sorry.
21:20I have a dinner night with this important buyer,
21:23and I know this is going to sound ridiculous,
21:25but I need someone to, uh,
21:28well, to pretend to be my wife.
21:31Don't you have a wife, Martin?
21:34She's unavailable.
21:36Right.
21:37Right, so you thought...
21:39That you, being someone who's used to playing a part,
21:43wouldn't...
21:44Because I'm a con woman.
21:45No.
21:46No, no, no, no.
21:47Well, I mean, look, and I think you would even admit this,
21:50that your skills in this area might be pretty beneficial.
21:54I guess I do owe you for the business plan advice.
21:58Not to mention the whole blackmail that ruined my life thing.
22:01Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and that.
22:03What time?
22:04Yes.
22:05Okay.
22:06No, no, no, no.
22:07No, no, no.
22:08Hey, babes.
22:09What's the occasion?
22:10Oh, thanks.
22:11No, I'm actually, I'm done here.
22:12Oh, wedding?
22:13Funeral.
22:14Funeral?
22:15Well, you looked really sad.
22:16Me too.
22:17Mm-hmm.
22:18Mm-hmm.
22:19Uh, I'm, um...
22:20I'm going to a business dinner.
22:21Ooh, business dinner.
22:22What's the vibe?
22:23The only instruction I've been given is to refrain from being me.
22:24Mm-hmm.
22:25Which, you know, makes me want to fucking kill myself.
22:26Ooh, spooky.
22:27Look, lucky for you, fixing this up is my specialty.
22:28Okay.
22:29Yeah.
22:30So...
22:31And don't kill yourself.
22:32Okay.
22:33Okay.
22:34Okay.
22:35Okay.
22:36Okay.
22:37Hey, what's going on?
22:41Can you hold on to this, please?
22:42I'm going to hold on to this, please.
22:43I'm going to hold on to this, I'm going to stay away from being me.
22:45Mm-hmm.
22:46Which, you know, makes me want to fucking kill myself.
22:48Ooh, spooky.
22:50Look, lucky for you, fixing this up it's my specialty.
22:52Okay.
22:53Yeah, so...
22:54And don't kill yourself.
22:55Okay.
22:56Okay.
22:57Okay.
22:58Okay.
22:59Okay.
23:00What's going on?
23:02Can you hold on to this, please?
23:08You know there are people who can help you detox?
23:11Professionals.
23:15How long?
23:1724 hours.
23:30Okay.
23:33Remember, play by the rules.
23:35Yeah, I'm all zipped up and corporate ready.
23:37You don't have to worry about me.
23:42So she's supposed to be here.
23:44Honestly, it might be for the best.
23:46Having your extortionist cosplay as your wife is cool,
23:49but trust me, it can backfire.
23:53Hey, we're gonna be okay.
23:55We've come this far.
24:00There's more to do with that prescription counter.
24:04Yes.
24:05Can we buy it?
24:06Yes.
24:07Oh, yes.
24:08So, um, Martin and Vicky Marvin,
24:11this is Lachlan Jennings,
24:12chemist galore's VP of retail,
24:14and his lovely wife, Gloria.
24:16Hi, it's great to meet you.
24:18Good evening to you, both.
24:21Hi.
24:22Um...
24:25Right.
24:26Are we expecting anyone else?
24:28Sorry, my wife, she was, you know...
24:30Wouldn't miss it for the world.
24:31Hi, darling.
24:32Oh.
24:33Sorry, that was traffic.
24:35Hello.
24:36I'm Joyce.
24:37Lachlan Jennings.
24:38This is my wife, Gloria.
24:39Hi, Gloria.
24:40Hello.
24:41What a cute couple.
24:42How did you two meet?
24:45How did we meet?
24:47Uh, well, it's a funny story.
24:49It's an interesting and funny story.
24:51We met at a convention.
24:52Yeah.
24:53I made the first move,
24:54dragged into a wine bar,
24:55then a bottle of Pinot,
24:57and before I knew it,
24:58I trapped it.
24:59Forever.
25:01That's romantic, isn't it?
25:03What about you two?
25:05I'm sure there's a great story there.
25:06Oh, no, no, no.
25:08It's not a very interesting story.
25:10Come on.
25:11Come on, Gloria.
25:12We're all friends.
25:14Um, well, we were colleagues,
25:17uh, working on a project
25:18that required a lot of travel,
25:20and so after a few international flights,
25:23we fell in love,
25:24and, um, yeah,
25:25a few months later,
25:26he proposed.
25:28Aww.
25:29That's a cute story.
25:30Aww.
25:31Yeah, but what I'd love to know
25:32is why Henley here was so insistent
25:34that I meet with you two.
25:36Ah, yes.
25:37Um, Mr Jennings,
25:38uh, my brother Martin and I
25:39have spent the past year
25:41building our spray tan startup,
25:42into a successful business.
25:44Over our trial period
25:45with your company,
25:46we have not only reached
25:47our sales goals,
25:48we have surpassed them.
25:49Despite facing normal hurdles
25:51of a small business,
25:53we feel ready and confident
25:55to become long-term partners
25:57with Chemiskalore.
25:59Well, that's interesting.
26:00Isn't it?
26:01Yeah.
26:02Yeah.
26:03And what differentiates Tan's form
26:06from every other spray tan
26:07on the market
26:08is the Makai berry, right?
26:10It's anti-aging elements.
26:12It sets us apart
26:13from the rest of the industry,
26:14gives us a compelling USP,
26:16and it's proven to have
26:17a loyal and growing customer base.
26:20That's right.
26:21Right.
26:22But from what Henley's told me,
26:25it sounds like your sales
26:26have been assisted
26:27by some...
26:28Unique events?
26:30Well, you know,
26:32there are always external factors,
26:34right?
26:35We just try to navigate the path
26:37that's laid right in front of us.
26:39Yeah.
26:40Of course.
26:41But didn't one of your biggest competitors
26:43lose like a week's worth of stock
26:45from a vandalism incident?
26:47Right.
26:48Well, Glowbrons was already
26:49on the back foot,
26:50threatened by us, actually,
26:52and had to resort to a BOGO.
26:54Kind of sad.
26:55Pathetic, really.
26:56You know, respectfully speaking.
27:00Mm.
27:01Why don't you tell them about the plane?
27:03The plane.
27:04The plane.
27:05Yeah, the plane.
27:06Thanks.
27:07Yeah, you know,
27:08a creative viral marketing stunt
27:10that resulted in a significant sales boost.
27:13Uh-huh.
27:15Oh!
27:16You mean the crash?
27:17Oh, you know,
27:18we think of it as a demand-generating
27:20non-fatal ocean landing.
27:23You know?
27:24Yeah.
27:25Beautiful, actually.
27:26Right?
27:27Yeah.
27:28Beautiful.
27:29Beautiful.
27:30I think about it.
27:32Maybe we should get some wine.
27:34Yeah.
27:35Yes.
27:36We love you.
27:37And I'll be right back.
27:38Excuse me.
27:39Yeah.
27:41Okay.
27:43He'll be right back.
27:44Yeah.
27:59you okay yeah i'm fine just need a little reset he's not giving me very much i know his time
28:23his biggest fear is losing his place at the top of the food chain
28:26it's why what i do works guys like that they only think about what they have to lose so you
28:32you have to show him what he has to gain yeah i'm trying not the business but you you know most
28:41people would have broken under moni's interrogation but you didn't if you can survive that you can
28:46survive anything show him who you are
28:52delicious vino this one's from the margaret river margaret river yeah oh in my opinion
29:09one of the better rivers you know and oh so uh lachlan can i ask you a question
29:17shoot so what do you look for in a long-term retail prospect
29:24minimization of risk well uh interesting you say that because before we started transform
29:31i was actually a risk analyst at a small investment fund so i'd spend my days like studying data and
29:38predicting outcomes making determinations so i get where you're coming from right we're small
29:44unproven you don't know what might happen and there's certainty in saying no but when you say
29:51no to everything you miss out on a lot right for example if i'd said no to go on in this transform
29:58adventure with vicky i'd still be a risk analyst so lachlan i understand the safe move here is to turn
30:06us down but wouldn't you rather find out what happens when you take a journey down the uncertain road of yes
30:14why don't we order mains
30:21really good
30:26really good
30:38I don't know.
31:08I said, I can't control who buys your fucking foot cream.
31:16So he upends the entire table.
31:19His sanctuary bow and swings our pork.
31:26So, so, Lachlan, listen, Martin.
31:31You hit your numbers.
31:33Yeah, your USP is good.
31:36But, but you are small and you are unproven.
31:39And the risk-taking speech was, you know, yeah, it was relatable.
31:43But I didn't get to my position by gambling on unknowns.
31:46So I'm afraid the answer is no.
31:50I wish you guys good luck, both of you.
31:57Mm-hmm.
31:59Thank God.
32:01Thank God this is over.
32:03Woo!
32:06Becky.
32:08Becky.
32:09That river wine fucks.
32:11Oh, God.
32:14I didn't want to wear this.
32:16But I had to project the right image, right?
32:21Oh, my God.
32:21I'm so glad I did that.
32:23For what?
32:24Can we go now?
32:27I want to go.
32:27Lachlan, I think that what Vicki is trying to say is that sometimes we change who we are because we feel that it's necessary to represent ourselves in a different way.
32:48Yeah.
32:49Right, to prove to someone else that we're what they want.
32:53Like earlier, I told you, oh, I'm a risk taker.
32:56But you know what?
32:57In truth, I'm also still the risk analyst.
33:00I'm just wearing a different outfit today.
33:03But if there's anything that this journey with Transform has taught me, it's that I can be more than one thing.
33:11Right?
33:12I'm a skincare company CEO, a product pitcher, a rebate distributor.
33:18I believe that with something as simple as a CODA spray tan, we can become a different version of ourselves.
33:27All right?
33:27Someone who's willing to do things they'd never even imagine.
33:30Right?
33:31Because at Tansform, we want to help people become whoever they want to be.
33:37Because no one should be limited to just being themselves.
33:41Oh, good.
33:53I mean, I am wearing shapewear, tired enough to squeeze the arse out of an elephant, because that's what you have to wear as a VP's wife, right?
34:03No.
34:03It's fine.
34:04Stop it.
34:05Do you know that we did not meet on a project?
34:07Don't.
34:08I was his secretary.
34:09Gloria.
34:09He got me pregnant.
34:11Oh, Lachlan, stop it.
34:13You put on this hard-as-nails, no-feelings VP face.
34:17But do you know what he'll do as soon as we get home?
34:19The moment we get home, he's going to snuggle up with the cat.
34:23All right?
34:25We all need to wear a mask every now and then, otherwise the world would know how full of shit we all are.
34:31These two understand that.
34:42Cheers.
34:42Cheers.
34:43I should melt down more often, huh?
34:48You absolutely should.
34:50Don't encourage her.
34:51Okay.
34:52So what was it like being Joyce?
34:54Oh, you don't have to answer.
34:55Yes.
34:55You know, not the worst.
34:57Not the worst.
34:58High bar.
34:58It's like you said, it's nice to be someone else for the night sometimes.
35:04Okay.
35:05Pee-pee, Vicky, gonna go pee-pee.
35:06Bye.
35:06Bye.
35:06So, what happens now with the company?
35:17Well, you know, you're getting into more stores and sell more product and grow.
35:25It's really great, Martin.
35:27Look, I could not have done it without you.
35:29Oh, come on.
35:30No, really.
35:31I mean, what you said to me in there, no one's ever said anything like that to me before.
35:36Oh.
35:37Well, I've never said anything like that to anyone, either.
35:43Hmm.
35:44Hmm.
35:44Okay, well, I should, I should go.
35:53Well, thank you so much for tonight, really.
35:57I mean, if the whole hotel thing doesn't work out, you've got a bright future in the spray
36:01tan business.
36:02Ah, well, I do go to a lot of beauty conventions.
36:08It might.
36:09Good night.
36:10All right, give me the keys.
36:23I want to drive.
36:24Over my dead body.
36:27I'm not drunk.
36:28I don't even get it.
36:29Maybe I am drunk.
36:30What?
36:31Yes, you're drunk.
36:32I don't think it even matters in this country.
36:34I don't think it even matters in this country.
36:40Hi, Susie.
36:44This is Phil from Western Sydney, United Bank.
36:48Look, we did have to go through your background check, and unfortunately, some issues have come
36:54up, yet namely a criminal record, and unfortunately, in this situation, you have been deemed too high
37:02risk.
37:03So, yeah, very sorry.
37:05We do thank you.
37:06How are we doing?
37:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:36Good, good.
37:37Yeah?
37:37Yeah.
37:37Well, I mean, today was mostly about acclimatizing.
37:40Yeah, just familiarizing ourselves with the new environment.
37:44Yeah.
37:44The fuck does that mean?
37:47Well, Mone, it takes time developing leads.
37:49You could build, you can't tell.
37:51How many gamblers took out a line?
37:54Well, I mean, numbers-wise, it's a little skewed in a short term.
37:57I don't think it's a...
37:58I don't think numbers is the clear indicator to the progression that we're actually making.
38:02No, I mean, the future's long.
38:04Yeah, we don't need to discuss specifities about numbers.
38:07How many?
38:11None.
38:13Zero.
38:15That's accurate, numbers-wise.
38:18You two are fucking useless.
38:21And where the hell have you been?
38:23Extortion up.
38:24Finally, someone who knows how to earn.
38:28How much are we going to net?
38:30Ah, the shitbag's credit card was rejected.
38:33Turns out he was like seven months behind on child support, so there was nothing to extort.
38:36I spent fucking five hours with the brick.
38:38So you're fucking useless too, eh?
38:41Fuck, Moans.
38:42It was you who decided to go all in on a fucking dog track.
38:46The place is a shithole.
38:48The punters are too broke to pay for their drinks, let alone interest.
38:51The ones who win don't pocket enough cash to make blackmailing them even worth it.
38:55You know, if you really wanted to right this ship, you would sell fun time and cash the fuck out.
39:00Talk to me like that again and I will fucking kill you.
39:20And I'll kill that cunt dad of yours as well.
39:25You understand?
39:26You know, fuck off.
39:56Where's the waitress?
39:58We should get like mimosas or something.
40:00A little hair of the dog action.
40:01I even smell alcohol.
40:03Barf.
40:04I'm good with coffee.
40:06Okay, so what's the plan today?
40:09Okay, once our advance from chemist color goes through, right?
40:12Mm-hmm.
40:12Stop by the bank.
40:13Mm-hmm.
40:14Pay back money because, you know, I think that, and maybe it's just me,
40:17but I think it'd be really nice to not have to go through life worrying about getting killed by gangsters all the time.
40:23Ugh, that sounds great.
40:25You know what? We are getting champagne.
40:27Hi.
40:30Guys, you're really supposed to go through the proper channels for these types of things.
40:35We understand, but this isn't specifically about the victim.
40:39It's about the crocodile.
40:40Oh.
40:42Well, most people aren't aware that dead animals found at crime scenes are normally handled by people like me.
40:48Yeah, they assume it's a different skill set entirely, but no, I do it all.
40:52Maybe that's a message we could help promote.
40:56In what sense?
40:57We occasionally do our profiles at the graph, reserved for only the most important local figures, like the medical examiner.
41:05I don't do this for the attention.
41:07Of course not.
41:08Um, but can you help us?
41:09That's dependent on the information you're after.
41:13Obviously, you can't get into anything from the police report.
41:16Well, it's more of a curiosity.
41:18Right, Nova?
41:18Uh, yeah.
41:19I am somewhat of a reptile expert.
41:22Removal, care, wilderness return.
41:25Nova found the croc.
41:26Yeah, I did.
41:27And I'm stumped how an animal like that explodes.
41:30Well, we found a plethora of man-made chemicals inside of it.
41:34A by-product of living near the city.
41:36And any one of them could cause an adverse reaction.
41:38But nothing specific?
41:39No, not that I can recall.
41:42Well, actually, there was this one strange thing.
41:45Um, we found traces of this berry.
41:47It's quite rare, not local.
41:49What kind of berry?
41:50Oh, it was the, let me see, it was, it was, the Makaya Berry.
42:00Yeah, Makaya Berry.
42:03Anyway, do let me know about this profile thing.
42:06I do jujitsu.
42:07It would be a fun angle.
42:09My train is always like, you know, you should go pro-
42:11Oh, that sounds good.
42:22Right, James?
42:26Yeah, great.
42:30Chemist Gloria just emailed our contract.
42:32Yes, okay, read it to me.
42:34I want to know exactly how rich we are.
42:36All right, all right.
42:36Let's see.
42:37The terms and conditions therein require...
42:40Let's get the boring parts.
42:41Yeah, okay.
42:42All right, advance.
42:43Advance, okay.
42:44Advance.
42:45Come on.
42:46Advance, okay.
42:47Looks like we're being paid.
42:52Oh, fuck.
42:55Martin.
42:58Martin.
42:59Say it.
43:00What the fuck?
43:02Thing says we're not getting paid for three months.
43:07Okay.
43:08Uh, so then we would not have the money for Moni today.
43:13That's correct.
43:15Oh, fuck.
43:19You two doing okay?
43:21Get the fuck out of here.
43:22Yep.
43:23Uh-huh, I'm sorry.
43:42I'm gonna be married.
43:43Yeah.
43:44Correct.
43:44I'm sorry.
43:46They're all right.
43:46They're all right.
43:47They're all right.
43:49I'm sorry.
43:49They're all right.
43:51I'm sorry, can I be with you.
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