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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mrs. Brown's Boys!
00:15She's Mrs. Brown, that's Mrs. Brown, oh Mrs. Brown.
00:30Hello there, here look at this, Bono gave Grandad this VR thing, well my god, since his life
00:43went virtual, he's as happy as Larry, you'd think he'd know life before it, actually he
00:50didn't, Luke come on, season's greetings to you all.
00:59I'm looking forward to Christmas, oh, just picked up the Christmas cards for today, three,
01:07we used to get tons of them, tons of them, I remember one year we got over a hundred,
01:13not anymore, you get a text now if you're lucky, oh now, here's the Grinch.
01:24What's that?
01:26Nothing darling, good morning Catty.
01:29Morning Mammy.
01:31Are you alright love?
01:32No, did you decide what you want for your Christmas present?
01:35Yes, a washing machine with a built in cocktail cabinet.
01:38Mammy, seriously, I hate Christmas shopping.
01:42Don't be old.
01:43Who have you to get for yet?
01:45Everybody.
01:46Hello boys.
01:47Hello Catty.
01:49Good morning mother.
01:51Mother?
01:52Alright, how much are you looking for?
01:56What do you want for Christmas Dermot?
01:57I don't know.
01:58For God's sake.
01:59Guess what I want.
02:00Get lost.
02:01Right, I'll be back in an hour.
02:02No she won't.
02:03Recycle?
02:04Ah, that's just a side hustle Mrs. Brown.
02:06They give you back money for every empty plastic bottle you bring back.
02:10I have two bin bags full so far.
02:12Ugh.
02:13They're a waste of fecking time.
02:14I mean, they only give you what?
02:17Five pence?
02:18No cents.
02:19No cents, it makes no bucking sense.
02:20Those two bags will probably get you 15 euro.
02:22No Mrs. Brown, just wait.
02:23I'm gonna turn those two bags into 250 euro.
02:25No Mrs. Brown, just wait.
02:26I'm gonna turn those two bags into 250 euro.
02:27Hello, Mrs. Brown.
02:28I'm gonna turn those two bags into 250 euro.
02:31Just wait.
02:32I'm gonna turn those two bags into 250 euro.
02:35No, she won't.
02:36combustible euros.
02:37I'm gonna burn 50 euros.
02:38And that's it?
02:39And that's the fact that she's a scripture.
02:40Yeah?
02:41250 euro sounds to me like somebody's getting scammed
02:47So dammit, how much you looking for? For God's sake
02:52Just a ten or mile. I forgot me wallet. I knew it. So what's your pitch?
02:58God bless you
03:01Whether it's waste paste
03:03Fuck it
03:10So dammit
03:15Let me know when you're ready son you'll be waiting oil so what's the pitch on this?
03:26Whether it's waste paste plates or grapes all files tiles are skates face it everything comes to its end
03:32So remember your wheelie bin is your friend bag it tag it and stick it up your garden Pat
03:44That's very good. Thanks Matt. Yeah, that tenner. Oh, yeah when I get me first
03:52Soup
03:56Bit bland yeah needs more salt
04:02Here you go, son. Thanks, Matt
04:14Grandad no more skids
04:16Hey bono should you not be studying and whatever you need to put the work in
04:30Thanks, sir
04:32You better pass those Christmas exams
04:34Don't worry about it
04:36Lazy little shit
04:38Not so little anymore
04:41See all right. That's not like him first Christmas since we self and Betty split. He's a bit upset
04:49Bono
04:50Come here
04:52You all right son?
04:53He makes a holy show of me granny slagging me in front of everyone. He'll calm down eventually. Well, I won't
04:59You call me lazy. Look, I've some jobs around the house that need doing. Do a couple of bobbiness for you
05:06I'll do it for you granny, but I'm not taking money off you
05:13The apple doesn't fall far from the tree Atlas. He's so like his father. You said it wouldn't he?
05:20Mac was always so stubborn. Well, I think we know where he got that from
05:24Reggie. No, I was going to say
05:35Can't he ask me what I wanted for Christmas what you asked her I couldn't invent him. Hmm. I bought Chardon a gorgeous Gwyneth Paltrow candle for her bedroom
05:47It wouldn't be into that no, you know, she makes them smell no
05:52She used the smell of her
05:58Belly button
06:00Lower
06:02Her seat
06:04No, higher
06:06Knees
06:08Higher
06:10All we need now is for Bruce Foster to walk in the booking door
06:13We have ourselves a game show
06:15Nice to see it in the A9
06:17Wait a minute
06:21Not her meow meow
06:23Her booking what?
06:27Well that's what I call her
06:29My meow meow
06:31I made it wrong now
06:33When my mommy told me to call it me lady garden
06:41False average hoisin Winnie
06:43More like an African swamp
06:45Did you not give yours a name Agnes?
06:47Yes, I used to call it St. Bridget's Purse
06:49That's cute
06:51Then I had Dermot and I changed it to St. Patrick's Haversack
06:55Three more this morning, that's six in total
06:57You know if somebody doesn't send me a Christmas card I wind them up
06:59You should see the look of confusion on their face
07:03Watch this
07:05How are you Agnes?
07:07Hiya Bernie
07:09Do you want a cup of tea?
07:11Oh I'd love one
07:13That Christmas card you sent me was absolutely beautiful
07:17Was it?
07:19Oh
07:21Oh
07:23I'd love one
07:25That Christmas card you sent me was absolutely beautiful
07:27Was it?
07:29Oh
07:31Yeah
07:33Honestly it's probably the nicest one I've ever had
07:35Nearly brought me to tears
07:37Really?
07:39Ah sure it was nothing
07:41What you used to talking about?
07:43I was just telling Bordy how much our Christmas card meant to me
07:47Ah
07:49Didn't send me one
07:51What's you got lost in the post?
07:53Well if mine is getting to go by yours must be fabulous
07:55What did you write Bordy?
07:57Huh?
07:59Tell her
08:01Tell her what you wrote
08:03What was it again?
08:05Um
08:06Dear Agnes
08:07Dearest
08:08Dearest
08:09Dearest Agnes
08:10Yeah
08:11Happy
08:12Merry
08:13Merry Christmas
08:14Yeah
08:15You mad cow
08:17You mad cow
08:18Didn't say that did I?
08:19No
08:20You never even sent me a fucking Christmas card at all
08:23I was wondering what was going on
08:25I thought I was losing me marbles
08:27Oh here
08:29See that candle
08:31I had a sniff of it
08:33It's going back
08:35You didn't like it no?
08:37It's not that Bordy
08:39It's just that Sharon's bedroom already smells like that
08:51I get that Bono you be careful on that letter
08:54Oh Father Damien
08:56How's it hanging?
08:58Like the good Lord on the cross Mrs Brown
09:00Painful and a bit to the left
09:02Like the good Lord on the cross Mrs Brown
09:04Painful and a bit to the left
09:14Well thanks for dropping in
09:16I was hoping to have a word Mrs Brown
09:19In private
09:20Oh okay
09:22Hi Damien
09:23Aren't you supposed to be doing confessions now?
09:25Oh er
09:26I am
09:27Yeah
09:28This is the
09:29The new door to door service I'm offering
09:31So for penance Mrs Brown
09:33We'll go with three Hail Marys
09:34And two Our Fathers
09:35Bye now
09:37Wait a minute
09:38What did I fucking do?
09:40Hey Bono
09:41I love the Trevor
09:42There's tea in the pot Trevor
09:44You've a load of empty lemonade bottles in there too, Granny
09:47Yeah they're Buster's
09:48He's recycling
09:50This is looking lovely Bono
09:51Aye
09:52And when I'm finished
09:53I'll put up your tree if you like
09:54Ah
09:55I haven't even got a Christmas tree yet
09:56Well Buster says he's on top of it
09:59I'm sure Buster up are just the goods
10:00Well you're the only one that's sure
10:03Thanks for doing this Bono
10:05She made an old woman very happy
10:07You're a good boy
10:09Try telling that to me da
10:11Sure he thinks I'm a way to space
10:12Bono
10:13Bono your father just wants you to reach a potential
10:16And it's normal for you two to be arguing
10:19Mark was arguing with his dad all the time
10:22Really?
10:23He said they never argued
10:24Are you kidding me?
10:27I remember one night
10:28His dad called Mark Lazy
10:30Said that he wouldn't move if the house was on fire
10:32Well that night the chip pan caught fire
10:35And guess who was the first to react?
10:37My dad?
10:38Quick as a flash he jumped up with a damp cloth
10:41Put it over the pot
10:42And put the fire out
10:43Before your grandad even had a chance to get his ass off the couch
10:48And do you know what Reds are said to your father?
10:50Thanks I hope
10:51It took you long enough
10:52It took you long enough
10:57Bono
10:59Your father argues with you because he cares
11:03He just wants the best for you
11:06Now come on
11:07No slackin'
11:08Get up that ladda you lazy bastard
11:13I'm getting no response out of grandad
11:15Well maybe he's in a better place
11:19Grandad could be seriously ill Mrs Brown
11:21Does he look sick to you?
11:23Now that you mention it no
11:29His arthritis has improved
11:35Well I can tell you now
11:37Since his life has gone virtual
11:38My life is a doddle
11:41Remarkable
11:44I'd love to try it
11:46Hey Doctor
11:47Knock yourself out
11:48Woo
11:50See you granny
11:51And
11:52Thanks
11:53See you by my love
11:55Two more?
11:56Yeah
11:58Yeah
11:59That one's from Winnie McGuggan
12:00How do you know?
12:01It says on the back of it
12:02From Winnie McGuggan
12:05You're not gonna open it?
12:06No no
12:07Winnie sends the same card every year
12:09I'd put up last years
12:11Doctor Damien's been acting very strange lately
12:13I know
12:14What's this?
12:15Door to door confessions
12:16What's next?
12:17Drive through communion
12:19He's been on the phone a lot lately to the bishop
12:25I think he's moving parish
12:27Well if he is changing parish
12:29There's one person that I know
12:31Will definitely know about it
12:32Who's that?
12:33Heardley Nicholson
12:36You should go up and ask her
12:38I will
12:40Do you think she will know?
12:42Oh?
12:43She'll definitely know
12:44That bitch would hear the grass groan
12:54Oh no
12:59Very nice
13:01Lovely
13:02Welcome to Sleepy Mickey Strip Club
13:17Mammy, I've just had a big epiphany
13:19Oh
13:21Alright, I'll get the plunger
13:23No Mammy, I've had an idea
13:27Oh, go on
13:29Look, every year we all get stressed out
13:31Trying to think of what to buy each other
13:33I don't
13:34Yes you do
13:35The last time I got stressed out was because you bought me a goat in Kenya
13:40I don't even know what bus to get to Kenya
13:44Mammy, we're going to have a family meeting
13:45Why?
13:47Because I said so
13:49Tonight
13:50Here
13:51Eight o'clock
13:52I'll let everybody know
13:56This is not going to end well
14:00Where's me booking
14:01Oh here
14:16Pssst
14:30Pssst
14:32Father Damien
14:34Were you pissing on my daisies?
14:36Oh no
14:38Well, not now
14:40What's going on?
14:41I've been trying to avoid Trevor
14:43I can see that
14:44But why?
14:45Every Christmas
14:46The Bishop picks someone to win Priest of the Year
14:49I nominated Trevor
14:50And I've been trying to keep it quiet until the result's announced
14:53You know what, Trevor's lucky to have you
14:54We're all lucky to have you
14:56Oh well
14:57Thank you
14:58So what's the result? Who won?
15:00Well, God only knows
15:03Damien, let's take you
15:05No!
15:11Who was that?
15:12Just somebody looking for directions
15:14In our backyard?
15:15In our backyard?
15:16I know!
15:17I said they're very good veins, not fucking Google Maps
15:24Oh good, we're all here
15:26Did we have a choice?
15:27Now Mark
15:28Can't you put a lot of effort into this?
15:30Let's give it a chance
15:32Thanks Mammy
15:34It's not going to be all night love is it?
15:36Mammy
15:37Do we seriously have to do this Mammy?
15:38I don't even want to be here
15:40Please Dermot
15:41We all just give it a chance
15:42We all just give it a chance
15:44And if you're not happy at the end of it
15:46You can talk to the ringmaster
15:48Tsh tsh
15:50Whip crack away, whip crack away, whip crack away
15:53Look, every year we buy each other presents for Christmas and more often than not someone's not happy
16:05Usually you
16:07Sorry
16:09And it ends in a row, I just think it would be fun to try something different
16:14Mammy else?
16:15Oh well maybe we could just have a big punch-up if you think that would be more productive
16:20That's a great idea
16:21Okay, everybody start knocking the shit out of each other and we can move on with our lives
16:26This is how it will work
16:29Every time one of us voices their thoughts, we'll all say
16:33We listen, but we don't judge
16:37She has fucking worms
16:40Come on, let's try that
16:41Everybody Mammy
16:42We listen, but we don't judge
16:45We listen, but we don't judge
16:47Okay, is everybody happy to proceed?
16:50Bloody ears, lady
16:55Mark, would you like to start us off?
16:57Nope
16:59We listen, but we don't judge
17:03Would somebody get us started, please?
17:08I don't want any more novelty neck toys
17:10Thank you Dermot
17:11Everybody
17:13We listen, but we don't judge
17:16How can you have a problem with novelty toys?
17:19Mark's judging me
17:21I'm asking a question
17:23Dermot is allowed to say how he feels, Mark
17:26I bought him those toys
17:28They're funny
17:29Oh yeah, hilarious, Mark
17:31Especially the one with the big fish
17:33Would you like fish?
17:34To eat
17:36Not to wear
17:38Okay, then
17:39This Christmas, I don't want any more stupid cheap tools
17:42Now you're just being childish
17:44Ah, dammit
17:46We listen
17:48But we don't judge
17:50This is good, we're making progress
17:53Trevor, what about you?
17:55I'm fine, Cathy
17:56Yeah, easily pleased, always was, even as a child
17:59Pity her sister didn't inherit some of that
18:04Ma
18:10Just ignore Grandad
18:12Just thank God he has trousers on
18:16I know what I'd like
18:18I'd like you to stop asking fucking questions
18:21All in favour say aye
18:23Aye
18:25Aye
18:26I am trying to help us
18:28And you are failing miserably
18:30Okay, I'll go
18:32Oh now, here we go
18:35Now, no matter what she says, remember
18:37She's only trying to provoke a reaction
18:39I don't want anybody to buy me any cheap knock-off perfume
18:43You cheeky bitch
18:45We listen
18:47No, that was a dig at me
18:49But we don't judge
18:51That sounded like a dig at me
18:53Would you like to share with the group what presents you'd like?
18:56I'm easy
18:58Yeah, right
18:59You get all pissy if you don't get what you wanted
19:02Only because I keep leaving clues and nobody picks up on them
19:05Like what? Name one clue you've ever given us
19:08Two years ago, I changed the password on the Wi-Fi
19:11Because I wanted a vacuum cleaner
19:13The password is Tyson
19:19It was a typo
19:21I'm wondering why I got two tickets to that feckin' boxing match
19:26Mammy, please, will you just tell us what you want?
19:31Mammy
19:33I'm taking
19:35What's your budget?
19:36Oh for God's sake
19:38What if we didn't buy presents this year?
19:41What?
19:42It's Christmas Bono
19:43Should we cancel the turkey too?
19:45Hang on now
19:46Have the rules changed?
19:48I thought everyone was allowed their opinion
19:51Go ahead son
19:52Well not if it's stupid
19:54Bono is not stupid
19:56Thanks though
19:57Careful Cathy, Mark might get angry and buy a toy
20:02I've had enough of this crap, Matt
20:04I have a business to run
20:06We all have lives, Mark
20:08Even you?
20:09Don't you dare come in here with your high and mighty attitude
20:12Would you listen to yourself?
20:13Now you listen to yourself
20:15Now you listen to yourself
20:16All I want for Christmas is a family Christmas with no fights
20:20Is that too much to ask?
20:25We listen
20:27But we don't judge
20:29Fuckin' judge
20:32I don't care what present I get
20:35As long as it has a monetary value over 150 euro
20:39And has a gift receipt
20:41What about a gift we can all share?
20:45Explain this sharing thing to me Bono son of Marcus
20:50Well I thought we could get a family photograph taken
20:54Bono, I love you son
20:56But seriously
20:58One with all of us
21:00Together
21:02I love you too Bono
21:03But that's a stupid idea
21:06Finally we can all agree on something
21:09What's wrong with that?
21:10Trevor, look around the house for God's sake
21:12There's portraits every
21:13Look at the
21:15The
21:19No, look at that over there
21:21There's none
21:24Bono's right
21:25We haven't taken a family picture in decades
21:28I think it would be really nice to have a family photo taken
21:31One with all the family
21:32Up on the wall
21:33Do you know Bono you're absolutely right
21:35Yeah
21:37Cathy I think we're done here
21:38Yep
21:39And with not too much argument
21:41That's a first
21:43Can Buster be in the picture too ma?
21:45Yeah of course
21:46He's not family
21:48How dare you?
21:49That's not what he meant Dermot and you know it
21:51Stay out of it
21:52Point your finger at me
21:53Who do you think you are?
21:54Listen you little Mr Subjohn
21:56You're the same
21:57You're the one that stays at
21:59You can keep and live
22:00Quiet!
22:02We listen
22:04And we don't fucking judge
22:08Now somebody help me get Grandad into bed
22:13Grandad!
22:14And they all died in the end
22:29That was brilliant son
22:32You've got that voice of an angel
22:35Fucking hell's angel
22:38And that there is what false praise does to a child
22:41And he writes all his old stuff Agnes
22:43Yeah
22:44With a crayon is it?
22:47Play another one son
22:48Oh will you shut up
22:49Me ears are ringing
22:51Must be proud Mrs Brown
22:52Second best priest in all of Dublin
22:54Remarkable achievement
22:55I am proud
22:56But I wasn't waiting on you to win
22:57That to be proud of you son
22:59Aw thanks Mammy
23:03Mind you
23:05If you're not first
23:06You may as well be last
23:08Loser
23:09Loser
23:11Well I don't want them ending up like Susie
23:12Quattro there
23:17Father Damien
23:20You knew he was second all along didn't you
23:23Because you knew who won
23:26You did
23:28Mrs Brown
23:29Don't spoil the moment
23:31I won't
23:32But you make sure and be around in our house tomorrow
23:34For the family photograph
23:35I will
23:40So
23:42Where's this Enzo
23:44Here he is
23:45Enzo
23:46This is Agnes's daughter Cathy
23:48Hello
23:50Ah
23:51The desperate one
23:55Not that desperate
23:57Mammy
23:58I will see you at home
24:02Excited about getting the family photograph John Agnes?
24:04Yeah
24:05The two of you know will be there
24:07But we're not families
24:08You speak for yourself Birdie
24:11Birdie of course you're family
24:14This one's about a donkey that lost his way in life
24:17If you know the words sing along
24:19Here
24:20Mullet head
24:21If you touch that banjo again I will cover it in butter and shove it up your
24:27Happy Christmas everybody
24:29Happy Christmas
24:30Happy Christmas son
24:31Enzo this is Agnes's son Dermis
24:33Oh yeah
24:34Where's your friend Buster?
24:35He's not his friend Buster
24:37Buster is his brother from another mother
24:41Where is Buster?
24:42Putting up your trema
24:43Oh good man
24:45Did you get me card Agnes?
24:47Oh yes Winnie
24:48Thanks very much
24:49I bet you got a surprise
24:52Surprise?
24:53Yeah
24:54With the voucher inside the card for 50 euro
25:00Right I'll see you tomorrow for the photograph okay?
25:16I'm sorry but 50 euro is 50 euro
25:30All done Mrs. Brill
25:31Remember you told Buster he'd only make 15 euro with all those empty bottles?
25:35Yeah why
25:36Take a look at your Christmas tree
25:41Oh my god it's beautiful
25:46Yes it is
25:55250 euro
25:58Told you
26:00I'm going back to get the family
26:01They all need to see this
26:04Don't slam the door
26:16You know Christmas time is tough for some people
26:30Buying all the presents and making the big meals
26:35Aww
26:37You look lovely mummy
26:38Oh I do though don't I do?
26:41Here this was dropped in for you
26:43Oh
26:44Now come on it's photo time
26:45Yeah I'll come in after you
26:46Go on
26:52You see it's worth remembering that Christmas is a tradition
26:57And like all traditions they only die or fade if we allow them to
27:02So I've decided
27:04I don't care how many cards I get or don't get
27:08Ha ha ha
27:09I'm still sending mine
27:11Oh look at this now
27:13Listen to this
27:15Dearest Agnes
27:19Merry Christmas
27:21Meow meow
27:22Are you coming mummy?
27:23I'm coming for God's sake
27:26What the fu-
27:27Hands up everybody who's family?
27:29Good answer!
27:31Good answer!
27:32Yay!
27:33Good answer!
27:39Okay
27:40Come on
27:41Say cheese
27:42Cheese!
27:43Cheese!
27:44Good answer!
27:51Okay, come on, say cheese!
27:55Cheese!
27:59Good night!
28:01Happy Christmas!
28:05We wish you a Merry Christmas
28:07We wish you a Merry Christmas
28:09We wish you a Merry Christmas
28:11And a Happy New Year
28:14Good tidings we bring
28:16To you and your king
28:19We wish you a Merry Christmas
28:21And a Happy New Year
28:23We wish you a Merry Christmas
28:27We wish you a Merry Christmas
28:29We wish you a Merry Christmas
28:31And a Happy New Year
28:41Good night!
28:42Merry Christmas!
28:46Merry Christmas!
28:53HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HE
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