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00:00La Iglesia de Jesucristo de los Santos de los Últimos Días
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02:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
03:04I mean, it's like the Ravens have left the tower.
03:08They will be opening later, I believe.
03:10Family meal? I mean, lucky for some, eh?
03:14In the case of I'm all right, Jack, if ever I've heard one.
03:18Happy birthday, David.
03:20Yeah, tar.
03:22Oh, yes, happy, uh, hmm, you know.
03:26Merry Christmas.
03:28You're a little late for last-minute shopping, aren't you?
03:30Oh, no, I wish. No, wouldn't late for work.
03:33See you.
03:33Yes, fascinating.
03:35Uh, I'm not surprised he doesn't want to be at home at the moment.
03:41Why?
03:43What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:52My donation for our secret Santa.
03:55Oh, yeah, um, the table looks dead nice, Eva.
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses.
04:01Now, Ollie, as wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here,
04:05don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:08Of course.
04:09Everything's under control.
04:10Everything's under control, Nan.
04:13He's making my favourite.
04:15A bird within a bird within a bird.
04:18Have you seen something you don't like, Maggie?
04:24Plenty.
04:30Ta-da!
04:31Hey.
04:31Oh, I hate leaving you on your own.
04:35Oh, I'm going to sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide.
04:39Hmm.
04:40Well, at least you know I'll come back sober.
04:43Yeah, Kev's enough to make anyone leave that.
04:46Right.
04:47Come on then, me and you.
04:48Let's get off.
04:50I'll see Jack and open some presents.
04:52See you later.
04:53I'll open some presents.
04:54More presents!
04:54More presents!
05:03It just feels weird being here.
05:06Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed, dog.
05:08Well, they invited us.
05:09And all these men are going to be a great cook, so...
05:11Come on.
05:12Open it.
05:16It's symbolic.
05:17Of what?
05:18The key to your heart.
05:20Listen.
05:21I love you.
05:22And I think we should move in together.
05:25In fact, we can pick up the keys for Kitsil Flat Red Bank whenever you want.
05:30Are you serious?
05:31Yeah, I'm serious.
05:32Ali and Azir, will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:35I'll move in with them.
05:37I'd love to.
05:38Kurt, what did you think you were doing?
05:43Ah, come on, babe.
05:43It's Christmas.
05:44One or two won't hurt.
05:45As long as it's only one or two.
05:48It's bird within a bird within a bird.
05:50Sounds very...
05:52Henry VIII.
05:53Mm.
05:55Divorced, beheaded, died.
05:57Divorced, beheaded...
05:58Survived.
05:59I always find that last one very disappointing.
06:02Hey.
06:03Hey.
06:04Hey.
06:04Merry Christmas.
06:05Merry Christmas, Daniel.
06:06Hello, young man.
06:07Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present.
06:09Oh, and is this your little guy?
06:12Couldn't you just eat him?
06:14Come here to me.
06:16Oh, you're gorgeous.
06:18You must stay for dinner.
06:20We'll set two more places.
06:22We have more company.
06:24Well, I'm sure Daniel's got all the places to be.
06:26Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast.
06:30Perfect.
06:32We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing.
06:35And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39Thought we weren't doing gifts.
06:41Well, aren't you going to walk on it?
06:48A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two.
06:54Oh, wow.
06:55That's supposed to be amazing.
06:58Thank you.
06:59Will!
07:05Sorry about him.
07:13He's missing his girlfriend, Chloe and Hull.
07:17Bless him.
07:21So, Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas, has she?
07:25Did she fly?
07:26Yeah, bless her.
07:27Oh, I so miss air travel.
07:30You know, the glamour of the trolley dollies, in-flight entertainments,
07:33and on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon,
07:36the giddy thrills of the Mile High Club.
07:40I hope you two don't want feeding.
07:42David!
07:43Worry not.
07:44We're not peripatetic noshers.
07:46We just dropped by to wish you felicitations of the season.
07:50And a happy birthday, of course.
07:52Sorry, David's a bit stressed.
07:54His birthday present from his mum's gone missing.
07:57Well, I'm not bothered.
07:58Do I look bothered?
07:59Yes, David, actually, you look incredibly bothered.
08:01Oh, the curse of the light-fingered postman strikes again.
08:04Abidemi is not light-fingered.
08:06Abidemi's quite fit, actually.
08:08Oh, broad.
08:09You know, Mother swore blind that she sent me
08:13Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Micklemas.
08:16Did they arrive?
08:17Did they poncho?
08:18Gale sent a picture that the delivery driver took.
08:21Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:23I mean, I had to make my own out of cork flooring,
08:26pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks.
08:28Well, it's classic Gale, isn't it?
08:30She's got a postcode to a house
08:31that she lived at for four million years.
08:34Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:37I don't want a stupid present, anyway.
08:41Oh.
08:43Now that
08:44is one hell of a moist breast.
08:48Plumptious, that's what it is.
08:50Oh, we taste buds think it's Christmas.
08:52Oh, hang on a minute.
08:53It is.
08:53It is Christmas.
08:54And compliments to the chef.
08:57Thank you, Todd.
08:58Cheers.
08:58Cheers.
08:59Cheers.
09:00Well, I'm the sous chef.
09:01Mm.
09:02Mm.
09:03Did you get my email?
09:05Oh, I'm so sorry.
09:07That's so rude of me.
09:08Yes, thank you very much.
09:10Oh, what email?
09:12Oh.
09:12Summer's got him the most amazing gift.
09:15She was telling us before.
09:16Lovely.
09:16Oh, I.
09:17I'm jealous.
09:18I am.
09:18I am spitting feathers.
09:20Right, so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott.
09:22So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective
09:26at a film festival,
09:27including a Q&A with the man himself.
09:30Oh.
09:30Was Andrew Scott in Etty Wainthrop?
09:32Oh, lucky Etty.
09:35I don't think so.
09:37Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work.
09:40I don't think it was that canon he was interested in.
09:43Oh, what did the kids get you for you?
09:46Was it socks and smellies?
09:47Oh, kids, honestly.
09:50They can be so unimaginative, can't they?
09:52Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:54What?
09:55A pencil sharpener.
09:56Oh.
09:59Oh, no, they've not got me now yet,
10:01but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon, yeah.
10:03I, um, I've got to try the form.
10:05Didn't I, love?
10:06Yeah.
10:07It's gorgeous.
10:08Oh.
10:09Oh, isn't it amazing we can get in the 50-piece shop these days?
10:12But Andrew Scott, though, eh?
10:14I don't think he is.
10:16He thinks you fancy Terry Scott.
10:18He's that hot priest in that thing
10:19where she went round being posh talking to him.
10:21Oh, yes.
10:22No, I know, I know.
10:23Yeah, yeah.
10:24Speaking of vicars,
10:26Billy's taking his time, isn't he?
10:28It's his busiest day of the year, isn't it?
10:29No.
10:30Ah, all these hot priests everywhere, eh?
10:33Ha, ha, ha.
10:34What a lucky boy you are, Tord, eh?
10:35Mm.
10:36Mm.
10:37This is lovely.
10:38Mm.
10:38Mm.
10:39Really good.
10:40Yes.
10:40You all right, Lisa Lou?
10:48Um, I got a text from Roy.
10:50He says you rang the hotel that Carla booked on
10:52and she never checked in.
10:54Oh, no biggie.
10:55Maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else.
10:58Well, obviously she went somewhere else.
11:00The question is where,
11:01and she's disabled the tracker on her phone, so...
11:04Right.
11:04Well, I'm nipping out for an hour.
11:09What, now?
11:10Well, I can't divulge too much,
11:11but even on Christmas Day,
11:13there's stuff I need to sort for Spain.
11:15Crikey, you're in and out more times than I've been, Carla.
11:19Sorry.
11:20Mm-hm.
11:23Sorry.
11:23Hey, I just wanted to check you were cool
11:37with me and Ali have been here.
11:38Maggie kind of press-ganged us.
11:40Yeah, she's good at that.
11:41It's fine, darling.
11:43You OK?
11:44My letter.
11:46Which letter?
11:47The letter?
11:47The letter.
11:47I think someone's taken it out of my bag.
12:07Look, let me have a look in your bag.
12:09Maybe a fresh pit of ice.
12:10I've done nothing but check it.
12:11Fill your boots.
12:14I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere.
12:16Well, if it has, someone's obviously chucked it,
12:18which is a good thing.
12:19No news is good news.
12:21I feel sick.
12:22It's not there, is it?
12:23No.
12:24Oh, do you know what?
12:24Maggie's been so off with me.
12:26But then she's like that every day, isn't she?
12:27I'm sure if she'd found it, you'd know by now.
12:29Yeah, that's true.
12:30Look, calm down.
12:32Deep breaths.
12:34All right, babe.
12:35Everything all right in here?
12:36Yeah, fine.
12:38I'd better, um...
12:43Listen, babe, I've got no problem with your ex being here
12:45but Hilton Han.
12:46I know, I'm sorry.
12:47What happens the next time we walk in?
12:49He's unhooking your bra.
12:50He was just giving me a pep talk.
12:51With his fingers.
12:53Babe, I was just getting wound up about Maggie.
12:55He was just calming me down.
12:56So come to me, not Bonnie Prince Charlie.
12:58I know, I'm sorry.
13:00Look, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about my ma.
13:02Which bit?
13:03All of her.
13:05Come on, babe.
13:06Strength of the numbers.
13:07Come on, babe.
13:07Strength of the numbers.
13:09You all right?
13:30Sorry to hear about your mum.
13:31It's what it is.
13:35Happens to us all eventually, I guess.
13:42You must miss her.
13:44Being daft, really, but...
13:46Yeah.
13:47Nothing daft about it.
13:49People are still around.
13:51You want to make the most of him.
13:52It's what we need, isn't it?
13:56What?
13:59Human contact.
14:03You haven't stolen Gail's presents.
14:06Yeah, but that looks like your doorstep.
14:09Doesn't it?
14:10That's nothing like our doorstep, you plump.
14:13Well, Mary said it was.
14:15Well, has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:18Well, it might have been Brian.
14:20Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23No, they came round for Christmas drinks.
14:25Oh, since when were you, Pally, with Brian and Mary?
14:29I'm not.
14:29You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks.
14:32Look, I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said,
14:34Happy birthday, David.
14:36Love, Mum.
14:37Yeah.
14:39Yeah, I suppose.
14:39Well, you don't mind.
14:40I'm not bothered, anyway.
14:41You want to tell your face that?
14:43Do you know what, Tim?
14:44Forget it.
14:48Mm.
14:48Nice ta.
14:51Very festive.
14:54I made that.
14:55Yeah.
14:57A bit dry.
15:00Well, now you've had your meds and some scram,
15:02you're going to leave a nice, reassuring voice note for my lady wife.
15:06No, I'm not.
15:07I'm not doing it.
15:08You know, when she realises I'm missing, she'll come looking for me.
15:14Oh, right.
15:17Do you really think so?
15:19You see, that's not the impression I got last night when she was...
15:22Oh, no, I don't want to rub it in.
15:26You can probably smell her perfume on me.
15:29If I found the evidence that you're corrupt,
15:35it's only a matter of time before there's due to.
15:38Oi, Miss World, shut your face.
15:40BEEP
15:41Just need to reply to my lease.
15:48Oh, she wants me.
16:03Maybe I'm just better than you.
16:06Oh, did I mention that we slept together last night?
16:09Again.
16:09My bad.
16:12Naughty Becky.
16:15That's what she said, actually.
16:25He's acting like you used to a serious.
16:28Oh, come on.
16:29It's not like I got him a present.
16:31Not on me.
16:33Oh, really?
16:34Well, I feel a bit daft now.
16:41Well, open it then.
16:46A new earbuds.
16:47Thanks.
16:51There you are.
16:53I feel I should be banging a gong.
16:55Come in now, will you?
16:56Dinner is served.
16:58I've got a skirt on.
17:04It's a skirt.
17:05Oh.
17:06Sound of music.
17:07Yes, yes, yes.
17:09My girl.
17:09My girl.
17:11Oh, I love that film.
17:14I played Maria on the ships.
17:15Oh, here we go.
17:16We did the whole thing in 40 minutes.
17:19I was basically editing highlights.
17:21It was me spinning around on the Alp,
17:23and then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:24pulling a gun on those poor kiddies.
17:26Good heavens.
17:26Oh, thank you, dude.
17:28The wrong side of the third.
17:30I don't know.
17:30Still, the audience went nuts for it.
17:32I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:34I'll lend it.
17:35No, if you ever suffer from insomnia,
17:36phone her up and ask her about
17:37a 12-minute chitty-chitty-banging.
17:39Right, here we go.
17:40Okay, it's a song.
17:41It's hard to tell with your acting.
17:43Oi, shut up.
17:43Oh, right.
17:44Five words.
17:45Oh, yes, please, love.
17:47Okay.
17:47First word, first word.
17:50You okay?
17:51They're not answering.
17:52Who?
17:54I'm trying to have video call the case.
17:55What are you doing?
18:00Oh, he's a little more tipsy than he thinks, eh?
18:05I'll, um...
18:05It's a bird within a bird within a bird.
18:20Ollie?
18:21It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.
18:24Do you like it?
18:25Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:26Mm, so are the roasties.
18:27And this not roast is definitely not crusty.
18:30My grandson is a very special cook.
18:34In fact, all my boys are special.
18:37And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren.
18:43How are the kids?
18:45Well?
18:45Yeah, fine.
18:47You're not tempted to stay with them?
18:48My boys deserve only the best.
18:53In life, in work, and especially in love.
19:02Is it time for Secret Santa yet?
19:05Food first.
19:06Fun later.
19:08So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:14I do, yeah.
19:15Yeah, well, I'm in rubbish cup now.
19:17I bet you're not.
19:17Nah, I am.
19:18I could burn a salad.
19:19We'll have to pout you for speed, darling.
19:21You'll need a big pan.
19:23That wee lad's going nowhere.
19:25Wee lad?
19:26I bet you like that, mate.
19:27I think I'll always be his wee lad.
19:28A toast to my boys.
19:32Merry Christmas.
19:34Merry Christmas.
19:38Hey, the Poland Express is on later.
19:42I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together.
19:46Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev.
19:48We did this for the lads.
19:50Confuse the boundaries?
19:52I'm not throwing me lips on you.
19:53He's won.
19:54I've lost.
19:54I'm over it.
19:55Kev.
19:56Look, he might be younger than me.
19:57He might be better looking than me.
19:59Don't.
19:59You know what?
19:59I can't call with this.
20:00I've got a text card telling me we're coming home.
20:03Alfie?
20:04We need to go now, kiddo.
20:06Can you hurry up?
20:07We need to go now.
20:19¡Gracias!
20:34¡Mobile, answer call on speakerphone!
20:38¡Colly!
20:40¡Colly, ¿are you there?
20:44Un tipo de concepto, ¿no?
20:47Secrets on tap.
20:48Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know.
20:53It's a family tradition.
20:55Do you know what? I actually do need socks. I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
20:58She did.
20:59Your pillow talk is outrageous.
21:04And the next one is for...
21:07Drumroll, please.
21:08Oh.
21:12Ben.
21:13We-hey.
21:18Is it a jigsaw?
21:19Oh, come on. What is it?
21:20Wouldn't you like to know?
21:25To my baby.
21:26Give it to me.
21:27Let him read it.
21:28Ben, give it to me. Please, give it to me.
21:30I said, let him read it.
21:33You bitch.
21:34Let my son read the lovely gift I got him.
21:38What is it?
21:39Oh, just evidence of an affair.
21:41What?
21:42Between Eva and Adam.
21:44¡Gracias!
22:14Ma, it's a letter to the baby she aborted when she and Ben were going through a rough patch.
22:21Rough patch. He probably gave her a few dirty looks.
22:25He went back to his wife?
22:26And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here.
22:30I'm sorry.
22:32Adam, my rock.
22:34This is true.
22:35Your words, not mine.
22:36There was no affair.
22:37I don't think that Adam's...
22:38Babe, I can explain.
22:39Well, go ahead then.
22:40And Adam continued to be her rock when she aborted their child.
22:45Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
22:47Do you know the worst of it?
22:48It's still going on.
22:49Oh, please.
22:50No, I'm not having it.
22:51It's not because it wasn't in the first place, babe, I promise.
22:54Well, it's got enough all to do with you.
22:56Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
22:57What? No.
22:59Are you happy now?
23:00Not by a long shot.
23:02Because you have broken my son's heart.
23:04Whether or not Eva had an abortion is, frankly, none of your business.
23:07Is it not, frankly?
23:09Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
23:11What she chose was infidelity.
23:13What kind of a mother are you?
23:15Daniel.
23:15What, to do this to your own family?
23:17And on Christmas Day?
23:18You can take that smirk off your face and all.
23:20Mate, I'm not smirking.
23:22Nothing happened.
23:22Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
23:24You're completely misreading the situation.
23:26Aye.
23:26Well, misread this.
23:27Ben!
23:27Yeah, don't worry, Betsy.
23:36I'm fine.
23:37I'm having a really lovely holiday.
23:42Only Roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there.
23:45No, I had to move in the end.
23:49Staying at a new place now.
23:51It's called Rhubarb Hill Hotel.
23:56Rhubarb Hill Hotel?
23:57Yeah, yeah.
23:58I'm in the busing suite.
24:01Well, I hope you're having a good time.
24:04I'm missing you.
24:05James, get dressed and get up.
24:19Abby's on her way back.
24:20What?
24:21Just hurry up.
24:22Be quiet, I'm calling her.
24:26Hiya, love.
24:27Where are you?
24:28I'm just outside the main door.
24:30Wicked.
24:31Listen, would you do me a favour?
24:32Would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box, please?
24:36I haven't got the keys.
24:38Oh, but I thought you always had them.
24:40Oh, God, you're lazy.
24:42Oh, no, hang on.
24:43I tell her I've got them here.
24:44Yeah, do you mind?
24:46Yeah, of course I can.
24:46I'm running out of juice.
24:47Yeah, of course I can.
24:48Just give us a sec.
24:51Right, well, come on.
24:52We need to go and get Carl's charger.
24:54Yeah.
24:55It's wicked.
25:05One more move like that and I'm phoning the police.
25:10Why do you hate me so much?
25:12Sit down.
25:13This could take some time.
25:14Oi.
25:15Have you got anything to say for yourself?
25:17Oh, I've got plenty.
25:18And don't you oi me.
25:20Lies.
25:20All lies.
25:21I never had an affair with Adam.
25:23The letter says different.
25:24He supported me while...
25:26How can you trust a silly word she says?
25:28Well, I was supporting our baby.
25:32What?
25:33The baby was ours.
25:43What was with that stupid hotel name?
25:46Well, I don't know, do I?
25:48I didn't think on my feet.
25:49You had a knife pointed at me.
25:52I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever.
25:54You're giving me a headache.
25:56Do you talk like this with Lise?
25:58No wonder she's gone off you.
26:00Biggest regret of my life, she said.
26:02Me and Carla.
26:03The biggest regret of my life is following you here.
26:07You did not.
26:09Because I'd have known.
26:12Don't lie.
26:15Okay.
26:18All right.
26:18Costello told me the address.
26:21The rest you do know.
26:22What rest do I know?
26:24That I broke in here.
26:25That you caught me red-handed.
26:29You know, but if I were you,
26:30I wouldn't have left an incriminating burner phone
26:34just lying around linking me to a hit on Costello.
26:38You're so boring.
26:41Right.
26:43Well, I can't stand around here chewing the cud all day.
26:45People to see, wives to bed.
26:48So she's not your wife, is she?
26:52Because you're officially dead.
26:54So that makes her your widow.
26:56Funny you mention dead.
26:59Because Lisa said that sleeping with you
27:03was like going to bed
27:06with a corpse.
27:08Happy Christmas, Ducky.
27:25Oh.
27:26Oh.
27:27Oh.
27:28Somewhere.
27:28Oh.
27:30Oh, now that is what I call
27:32a beautiful set of conflicts.
27:34Aren't you lucky?
27:36Oh, you.
27:36Yeah.
27:38It was a good service, Billy.
27:40It was.
27:40It was lovely.
27:41Was it all Christmasy?
27:42It was.
27:43It was.
27:43We had carols around the crib
27:45and mince pies afterwards.
27:47Oh, mince pies.
27:48You should have gone, George.
27:49Oh.
27:50Was there, um, mulled wine?
27:53It's a family service, love.
27:55Not happy hour at the legs of man.
27:57You all right over there, Theo?
27:59You looking a bit...
28:00Oh, sorry.
28:01Oh.
28:01Oh.
28:02Are we out staying our welcome?
28:03Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:04Oh, wait, tell us.
28:06Well, no, you can tell me.
28:07I mean, I'm very hard to offend.
28:10Unless it's racism,
28:11I do take offence at that.
28:13No, no, honestly,
28:14of course not, you're fine.
28:15You're a worse actor than she is.
28:20That's bullying, that.
28:22I'm going to touch my union.
28:23National Union of Brace and Barmates.
28:27Speaking of which,
28:28shall we adjourn to the Rovers?
28:31Yes.
28:31Oh, no, no, no,
28:31don't leave on my account.
28:33Although I think old
28:34Tonnington's ready
28:35for a lie down, aren't you?
28:36Yeah, you are looking
28:37a bit quiet over there, mate.
28:38I think he's had one
28:38over the eight.
28:40I'm fine.
28:41That's what they all say.
28:42I'll tell you what, Billy,
28:43he'll miss you.
28:44Found out today
28:44he's got a thing
28:45for old priests.
28:46Have to get myself
28:47a dog collar.
28:48Joe was putt
28:48under your catter.
28:51All right, well,
28:52yeah, well,
28:53nice to see you both.
28:55I'll be it briefly.
28:56Come here.
28:57Yeah, sorry about that.
28:58You get your bag
29:01and I'll get your coat.
29:02Oh, come here.
29:04Oh, Merry Christmas.
29:05Thanks ever so much.
29:09Bye, love.
29:09Bye, Summer.
29:11Yeah, get that down.
29:12All right.
29:14You know full well
29:16when we were going
29:16through a rough patch
29:17and you know full well
29:18why we were.
29:19Don't put that on me.
29:20So this abortion's on me,
29:21is it?
29:21The only thing
29:22that I regret
29:23about that termination
29:24is not telling you.
29:26But babe, how could I?
29:27How could I bring
29:28the baby into that?
29:29You weren't even
29:30taking my calls.
29:30You were living back
29:31with the dragon.
29:32Don't call her that.
29:33And whenever we did
29:33talk to each other,
29:34we were just taking shots.
29:36And yet you still
29:37got pregnant by me.
29:39Allegedly.
29:41Don't you dare.
29:43Sorry.
29:44I was in no fit state
29:46to bring a baby
29:47and Susie up
29:48on my own.
29:49Now, if I'd have thought
29:50for one second
29:51that we were going
29:51to get back together,
29:52I would have told you.
29:55So where does Adam
29:55fit into all of this?
29:56He doesn't.
29:57Not really,
29:58except the fact
29:59that he was
29:59a supportive friend.
30:01He was meeting
30:01a client in Hull.
30:02I bumped into him
30:03at the Paragon Interchange.
30:04He was getting the train,
30:05I was getting the bus.
30:06Kismet.
30:10Just to let you know,
30:11your pub is open.
30:13Oh.
30:14Oh, it's my pub
30:14when it suits you.
30:16Well, I'm sure
30:16it wouldn't hurt you
30:17to put a shift in, Maggie.
30:18Get your hands
30:19as dirty as your tongue.
30:20Are you going
30:21to let her speak
30:21to me like that?
30:26Very exciting
30:27to be summoned here
30:28like this.
30:29It's very nice.
30:30Quite palatial.
30:33Mind you,
30:33you must be earning
30:34a bob or two now,
30:35aren't you?
30:36So you've actually
30:37spoken to Carla?
30:39Not me,
30:40Betts.
30:41Oh, yes.
30:42So, uh,
30:44how is she?
30:45What does she say?
30:46Um, she said
30:47she was at a hotel.
30:48Can't believe Betts
30:49actually spoke to her.
30:50It's reassuring, though.
30:52Is it?
30:53I want to be.
30:54Well,
30:55doesn't it just confirm
30:56what you've been
30:57worrying about all along,
30:59that she's ignoring you
31:00blatantly?
31:02See?
31:02I'll make a very good
31:05barrister, I will,
31:06because I've got
31:06a very incisive mind
31:07and also I'll look
31:09great in the wig
31:10and the...
31:11Oh, I see.
31:13My glass appears
31:14to be almost
31:15entirely empty.
31:17Top of?
31:18Hmm.
31:18It's warm, though,
31:19isn't it, in here?
31:20It's probably evaporating.
31:21Hi.
31:23Hi, Bonnie.
31:24I'm home.
31:25Oh, we have company.
31:28Merry Christmas,
31:29stranger.
31:30Is that the sister?
31:32Hello.
31:33This is Roy's friend,
31:35Evelyn.
31:35Hi, I'm Kim.
31:37Hiya, I spoke to Carla.
31:39Brilliant, finally.
31:41Er, how was she?
31:42It's hard to tell, really.
31:45Erm, what are you doing?
31:47I'm ringing her.
31:48Oh, please.
31:50What?
31:51Like she's going to answer.
31:53Carla, don't you think
31:55you should just face facts, love?
31:58And what's that?
31:59You know, maybe.
32:03Maybe?
32:04Maybe.
32:05She's just not cut out
32:06to be a lesbian.
32:08No, a lot of people aren't.
32:11No, I wasn't.
32:15Sorry to send you
32:16on a wild goose chase.
32:17I honestly thought
32:18my charger was in the car.
32:20Forget my own head
32:20if it wasn't screwed on.
32:21So, what have you been up to
32:22then while me and Kev
32:23have been pretending
32:24to play up with families?
32:25Oh, just
32:26watching paint dry.
32:28Hmm.
32:29Well, sounds like me and you
32:30have had very similar days.
32:33Shall we, erm...
32:35Shall we make up for it now?
32:37What exactly were you thinking of?
32:39Well, come to the bedroom
32:41and I'll show you.
32:42What's that aftershave you're wearing?
32:50It smells different.
32:51Must be that old shower gel
32:53I used earlier.
32:54What's this?
32:57It's nice, isn't it?
32:58I found it down the side
33:00of the couch.
33:01Must be the previous tenants.
33:05Now, where were we?
33:07En route to the bedroom.
33:08On a one-way ticket
33:10to paradise.
33:19I often wonder
33:20if you're a statue
33:20because you've got
33:22one hell of a brass neck on you.
33:24That secret Santa stunt
33:25was evil.
33:27I am a grandchild down
33:28because of you.
33:30Are you not going
33:31to defend me here, Ben?
33:32Why should I?
33:33She's right,
33:34it was evil.
33:35I'm not bothered.
33:38Put that drink down, ma.
33:41And get out of my house now.
33:43I beg your pardon.
33:44I want you gone.
33:45Are you going to side
33:47with that little tart
33:48over me?
33:51Right first time.
33:52His poor, beautiful face.
34:10What do you need him?
34:12Wasn't me.
34:13When a man gets hit like that,
34:15usually over a woman.
34:17No.
34:17Maybe someone's got
34:18the hots for Elia.
34:20Who doesn't have
34:20the hots for Elia?
34:21Did I just say that out loud?
34:25Yes, George.
34:27Keep it down.
34:28People might think
34:28we're swingers.
34:29Oh, like these two.
34:31Behave yourself Mary's
34:32if we're swingers.
34:33I'll know what
34:33you're doing later.
34:37Gonna have a nice shiner
34:38thanks to you.
34:39You had no right.
34:39Oh, shut up.
34:41No, he's right.
34:43Adam, I'm sorry.
34:46I shouldn't have reacted
34:47the way I did.
34:47I've just spoken with the weaver
34:48and she's explained everything.
34:49Um, accept my apology.
34:55Well, this won't be a Christmas
34:56that we forget any time, see?
34:58You've got a lot
35:00to save yourself.
35:01Eh?
35:02Sorry.
35:04And Alia,
35:05you've got to believe Adam,
35:06none of it's true.
35:07Oh, I never believed a word.
35:08But you want to have a word
35:09with your mother.
35:10Has she calmed down?
35:11She's packing her bags.
35:14Vastity to leave.
35:15What?
35:17Any sign of Megan?
35:18She's gone home.
35:20She don't feel well.
35:22She wanted me to tell you,
35:23but whoops,
35:24I forgot.
35:28Listen,
35:29I know that you've got
35:30the hots for your teacher,
35:32you little git.
35:33But how about you leave her
35:34for the grown-ups, eh?
35:35There's a good life.
35:35Right.
35:36Thanks very much
35:37for a memorable day.
35:40Shall we go next door?
35:45Hey.
35:46I always wondered
35:47why you were so weird.
35:48But now that I've seen
35:49what your granny's capable of,
35:51it's all slipping into place.
36:01I love you.
36:02I love you.
36:02I love you.
36:05David!
36:07David!
36:11Where have you been?
36:13Er,
36:13Manor's, Will.
36:15Been helping Lauren with Frankie
36:16so she could work.
36:18Daniel's already gone.
36:19He said to say to her and that.
36:20Er,
36:21you need to be careful.
36:23Do I?
36:24Yes, Will,
36:25you do.
36:26You were so vile
36:27to Daniel today.
36:28Classic.
36:29I defend him,
36:30why don't you?
36:31You're gonna give the game away
36:32at this rate.
36:33I'm the state of him.
36:34You know,
36:35he had his hands
36:35all over my woman.
36:38You're drunk.
36:40What's she gonna be like
36:40on your little weekend away?
36:44Oh,
36:44do you know what?
36:46I can't be doing with you
36:47when you're like this.
36:54Weird.
36:54I'm sorry,
36:56what is that?
36:57It's a stimulator.
36:58Your own mother
36:59has got you a...
37:00It's a vagus nerve stimulator.
37:02David,
37:03not in front of Lily.
37:03No,
37:04no,
37:04it's totally sleep.
37:05Shut up!
37:06No,
37:06that's what it is.
37:07It's an actual sleep aid.
37:08What?
37:09Granny Gail's texted.
37:10She said she's sent us all a video.
37:11Oh,
37:11get it up,
37:12get it up on tablet.
37:13Go on.
37:13She'll be in our way
37:13for anti-sarenal color.
37:15Well,
37:15she's put it on plot chart,
37:16hasn't it?
37:16She can see it on there.
37:17Aw,
37:18I can't believe
37:18she's sent a video.
37:19It's me.
37:22I speak to you today
37:24on what is,
37:25of course,
37:27our first wedding anniversary.
37:29One of the longest marriages,
37:31this.
37:32Thank you,
37:33David,
37:33for my extra large
37:35jar of olives.
37:38Very funny.
37:39I hope you've all
37:41been having
37:42the most wonderful day.
37:44And,
37:45of course,
37:47David,
37:47happy birthday.
37:51How can it be
37:5235 years
37:53since I first
37:54held you
37:55in my arms?
37:58I hope
37:59by now
38:00you've unwrapped
38:01your sleep aid.
38:03I just
38:05wanted to say
38:06that
38:07though I may
38:08be far away,
38:11you're all
38:11very much
38:12in my thoughts.
38:15And David
38:16and Shona,
38:17you and your baby
38:20are upmost
38:22in my heart.
38:25Life
38:26is never easy.
38:29Life is never
38:30straightforward.
38:33But we're
38:34a strong,
38:35resilient
38:36family.
38:38And we can weather
38:39any storm.
38:41I love you
38:42I love you
38:43all
38:43very much.
38:47So,
38:48till the next
38:48time we speak,
38:51as the famous
38:52carol says,
38:54the hopes
38:58and fears
39:00of all
39:02the years
39:03are met
39:05in thee
39:06tonight.
39:07I wish
39:11you all
39:12a very
39:14happy
39:14Christmas.
39:17Happy Christmas.
39:18I just want to
39:28say thank you.
39:30What for?
39:33How are you
39:33fun?
39:34and just
39:36being so
39:36nice and
39:38patient
39:38today.
39:41It's our
39:41first Christmas,
39:42isn't it?
39:44Wanting to be
39:44special.
39:47In that case,
39:47thank you
39:48too.
39:50For what?
39:51For being
39:51you.
39:53Your authentic
39:54self.
39:57Can't be easy.
39:59You know,
39:59with your
40:00various issues.
40:01and
40:04unless you
40:05were being
40:05sarcastic.
40:06I wasn't.
40:10Stand up.
40:13You sure
40:13you weren't
40:14being sarcastic?
40:15Yeah.
40:21You sure?
40:28Merry Christmas,
40:29Todd.
40:31Isn't that
40:57Ojemaflep?
40:59Maggie, yes.
40:59From the pub?
41:00Correct.
41:01Introduce me.
41:02I've never
41:02met her.
41:03And, you know,
41:03if we pal up,
41:04I'm thinking
41:05free drinks.
41:06Hello.
41:07Hello.
41:09Oh, I say,
41:10what a beautiful
41:10coat.
41:11I love that
41:12colour.
41:13Merry Christmas,
41:14Maggie.
41:14I don't know
41:15if you met
41:16my dear friend,
41:19Evelyn Plummer.
41:19Merry Christmas
41:20to you.
41:21And may
41:212026 bring you
41:23everything you
41:24wish yourself
41:24and more.
41:25Yeah.
41:26Are you
41:27off travelling?
41:28Are you
41:30all right,
41:30Maggie?
41:31No.
41:31Any idiot
41:32can see she's
41:32not all right.
41:33She's in pieces.
41:34Oh, let's
41:35just say
41:36I've fallen
41:38out with
41:38Ben.
41:39Oh, dear.
41:40Who's Ben?
41:42My son.
41:43Well,
41:44maybe it's
41:45just bad
41:46karma,
41:46you know,
41:47because you
41:47shut the pub
41:48on Christmas
41:49day.
41:50We were
41:51having a
41:51family meal,
41:52but
41:52everything
41:54went awry.
41:56Well,
41:56if there's
41:57anything I
41:57could do.
42:00Do you
42:00know any
42:00decent hotels
42:01around here?
42:03Well,
42:04I could
42:04drive you
42:05over to
42:05Chariot Square,
42:07if you like.
42:08Good thinking,
42:09Batman.
42:10And
42:11could you
42:12call ahead
42:13when we're
42:13en route?
42:14My phone
42:15is running
42:15out of juice.
42:16Just tell
42:17them one
42:18night,
42:19one person
42:19with breakfast,
42:21and try and
42:21get a free
42:22upgrade to
42:22a suite.
42:26Um,
42:27I'm rather
42:27sorry we
42:28came over
42:28in the
42:29chest
42:29place.
42:35And
42:35relax.
42:42My lady?
42:44Quite
42:45good,
42:45sir.
42:46I'm
42:49sorry.
42:51Isn't
42:51that my
42:52line?
42:53I should
42:54have been
42:54there for
42:54you.
42:56We got
42:56there
42:56eventually,
42:57didn't we?
42:59I'll never
42:59let you
43:00down again.
43:00see you
43:01know.
43:01I'll never
43:01see you
43:02know.
43:02I'll never
43:05sing a song
43:07the
43:09rail
43:09melt
43:10into
43:11you
43:11I'll turn
43:13my face
43:14away
43:15and dream
43:18about
43:18you
43:20got on
43:22a lucky
43:24one
43:24come
43:26come in
43:26let's
43:27into
43:28one
43:29I've
43:30got
43:31left
43:31I'll never
43:32go
43:33I'll never
43:33go
43:33go
43:33to
43:34me
43:34I'll never
43:34go
43:35go
43:35and I'll never
43:36go
43:37go
43:37go
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