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00:00Who Loves The Sun?
00:07Who Cares That It Makes Plants Grow?
00:12Who Cares What It Does?
00:15Since You Broke My Heart?
00:19Who Loves The Wind?
00:23Who Cares That It Makes Breeze Eggs?
00:27Who Cares What It Does?
00:30Since You Broke My Heart?
00:33Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:36Who Loves The Sun?
00:40Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:43Who Loves The Sun?
00:47Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:50Not Everyone
00:54Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:57Who Loves The Wind?
01:00Who Loves The Wind?
01:05Ba Ba Ba Ba Ba
01:18I Know What You're Thinking And Yes I Do Work Out
01:22I Just Like To Rest A Few Years Between Sex
01:24between sex but seriously this is proof that our product can be used by anyone irrespective of age
01:33body type or back hair density thanks a lot made using nature's own makai berry transform i'm
01:42glowed up and ready to attack each day even in your australian winter huh which is surprisingly
01:47cold yeah my nipples do not lie mine either well spray tan is a growth area for us really so uh
01:58is that a yes well here's what i'm thinking excuse me what is going on here could you just give us a
02:06minute can i see your room keys please yeah yeah okay hold on we can explain obviously we should
02:16have paid to rent the patio area all right and not pretend to be saying here and vicky should not
02:21have called the manager to what she called yeah okay but we are a startup and we're low on cash and you
02:25were being an asshole yeah we believe the transform is a market changing product yeah so much so that
02:31i mortgage my house to fund it listen when we assess a company we don't just evaluate the product
02:37we look at the people too okay well if that's the case let me give you a little close-up on my brother
02:41here shall i he is the smartest most committed most honest person you could ever hope to work with
02:47you know and honestly if you don't believe in us why don't you suck my okay you have our information
02:52thank you i went too far didn't i then at least we came off as passionate
02:58where are we actually staying
03:01nights are unexperienced
03:09does this country smell weird
03:18is
03:29you
03:31you
03:33you
03:35you
03:37you
03:39you
03:41you
03:43you
03:45you
04:12you
04:14where is it
04:15hey um
04:16yeah no they were a sure thing
04:18everyone knows the rest were dog shit
04:21the only sure thing in life mate
04:23is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts
04:26okay wait
04:27yeah no
04:28um
04:28i don't have it all today but
04:30uh
04:30but what
04:31holy shit
04:33you used to play right
04:36no mate
04:37yeah no it would have been fucking years ago
04:40you got knocked out in the semi
04:41cracked your head clean up
04:42i recognized you
04:43wrong blood mate
04:44no no no i remember
04:45no i had cash on north and
04:47what's that weird you out the boys collapsed
04:49yeah
04:50terry terry torres
04:52that's it
04:53you're a fucking great player man
04:55what the hell happened to you
04:57no fuck it up
05:03fuck
05:05hey it's me
05:19how are ya
05:20um
05:22good
05:22great
05:23uh
05:23so
05:23crazy thing
05:25i'm in australia
05:27yeah sydney actually
05:29hi
05:33hey
05:34what's that
05:35oh uh
05:36this is for joyce
05:37can you talk to her
05:39yeah
05:40we're having dinner tonight
05:41ew
05:42and what's this
05:42like a present
05:44you don't like it
05:45no
05:46it's trash
05:46but
05:47she's your ex
05:47not mine
05:48okay
05:48ex is a little strong
05:50we're just
05:50separated
05:51you know
05:52we still talk
05:52okay
05:53i'm just saying
05:53i don't think this
05:54is gonna make you
05:55unseparated
05:56you're right
05:58you're right
05:59my judgment is off
06:00why am i so nervous
06:02about this
06:03i don't know
06:03maybe because
06:04you quit your job
06:05and started a new business
06:06and flew across the world
06:08to win her back
06:08which
06:09i guess is romantic as hell
06:11but that's not why we're here
06:12priority number one is what
06:14transform
06:15that's right
06:15transform
06:16not fucking
06:17joyce
06:18no you're right
06:19you're right
06:20but
06:20she'll take me back
06:21right
06:22i don't know man
06:23maybe
06:23probably
06:24not with that thing
06:26gimme
06:26gimme
06:27fucking
06:28things are real
06:30panty razor
06:31panty razor
06:32panty razor
06:33you want them lowered
06:34and
06:34you know
06:36i don't want to talk
06:37about this with you
06:38i'm going to the convention
06:39how'd you get started
06:43i worked at a spray
06:44tanning salon
06:45back home
06:45and then
06:46one day my boss
06:47she started bitching at me
06:48and she was like
06:48you can't use
06:50the employee discount
06:51for customers
06:51but i was like
06:52i'm only using them
06:53on the hot customers
06:54some of them
06:55i was sleeping with
06:56you know
06:56plus these days
06:57can be so frustrating
06:58so frustrating
06:59i know
07:00so then
07:00i took some of the boxes
07:02of spray tan
07:02and i started selling it
07:03behind the local high school
07:04and then of course
07:05my bitch boss rats me out
07:06and then all of a sudden
07:07i'm in jail
07:08wait jail
07:09i know
07:09so anyway
07:10i tell my brother
07:11and he bails me out
07:12and then he's like
07:13lecturing me
07:14on how i need to get
07:14my life together
07:15and i'm like
07:15martin
07:16his name's martin
07:17i'm like
07:17martin
07:18that's what i'm trying to do
07:19i mean
07:19you see that right
07:20sophie
07:21yeah for sure
07:22can we go back
07:23to the jail thing
07:24no it's just that
07:25i don't want to work
07:26for a fascist
07:27no i want to be respected
07:28oh and then
07:29i have this trip to chile
07:30to like drop off
07:31this package
07:32which was stupid
07:32and i i meet this
07:34gorgeous but
07:35mean hula hooper
07:36hula hooping was her job
07:38no it wasn't her job
07:40but she was really good
07:41at it
07:41and anyway
07:42then i see these guys
07:43and they're doing
07:43these incredible
07:44temporary tattoos
07:45with the juice
07:46of this berry
07:47berry
07:48so we get a scientist
07:50to like whip up
07:51a formula or whatever
07:52i don't know
07:52i'm not a scientist
07:53and we slap a label
07:54on it
07:54and here i am
07:55talking to you
07:56that's quite a story
07:58why'd you come back
07:59to australia
08:00because your son sucks
08:01cancer
08:02cancer
08:03plus if you can make it
08:05here in tanning
08:05you can make it anywhere
08:06okay
08:07well here's your booth
08:08you seem disappointed
08:14is there a problem
08:15well
08:16frankly the offensive size
08:19sophie
08:19not to mention
08:21the stench of hangover shits
08:23which will definitely
08:24deter potential customers
08:26don't you think
08:26i could check if there's
08:28a deodorizer
08:29that's not gonna work
08:30sophie i thought
08:30we were friends
08:31there is one remaining booth
08:33but it's part of the diamond package
08:34so it's a bit pricier
08:35take me
08:36back this way
08:37okay because you're not mad at me
08:38or anything right
08:39no i'm not mad
08:40i'm a little bit scared
08:41choice
08:50hi
08:51hi
08:52you look fantastic
09:00how are you
09:01good
09:02i'm good
09:03how are you
09:04i am great
09:05and you're in sydney
09:07right
09:08what are the odds
09:09both of us in southeastern australia
09:11it's crazy
09:12so um
09:14what are you doing here
09:15well
09:15believe it or not
09:16vicky and i started a company
09:18okay
09:19doing what
09:20dramatic reveal
09:22ta-da
09:25we are officially
09:27in the beauty product business
09:28what about your job
09:34i'll quit
09:35really
09:36after 20 years
09:39well
09:39entrepreneurship requires sacrifice
09:42so being here is purely a business decision
09:46exactly
09:46nothing to do with me
09:48no
09:48i mean
09:49okay okay
09:50well
09:50maybe i had you in the back of my mind
09:53like way way back there though
09:55look
10:02i made a lot of promises in the past
10:05promises that i didn't keep
10:07and
10:08this is different
10:10all right
10:11this one
10:12is going to come together
10:14it has to
10:16because
10:16i miss you
10:19oh
10:23you don't wear your ring anymore
10:26yeah
10:30martin
10:31you had a lot of good intentions in our marriage
10:35we're still married
10:36but while i was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions
10:39my life was passing me by
10:41okay
10:41i get it
10:42i really do
10:43i'm glad you're um excited about your business
10:46but
10:47i did not come here to be pitched on our future
10:50this this this was a mistake
10:54no
10:55so
10:56joice
10:57hey
10:58good luck with the business
10:59joice please
11:00come on let's just eat
11:02joice
11:03yeah she's right
11:09you know i said we'd get out of the midwest
11:12i said we'd have kids
11:13i just kept pushing it off
11:15well the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business
11:18right
11:19yeah
11:19and hey speaking of
11:21put on your best fake smile
11:22we got a room full of potential buyers to impress
11:24i'm not really in the mood to network
11:26i know buddy
11:27i know
11:28joice was
11:29joice
11:30you loved her
11:31but people do move on
11:32i don't want to move on vicky
11:34i know
11:34and i don't want to do this
11:37ow ow
11:38stop
11:38oh
11:39stop
11:39jesus
11:40fuck
11:42sorry i thought that would have come off of zero
11:44but the point is
11:45what would you have said to me if i was in the same position
11:47you would say
11:48you get one chance to make a first impression
11:50so stop fucking crying about your ex-wife
11:53you're bumming everybody the fuck out
11:54pussy
11:55not really my tone
11:56but uh
11:57sure
11:58there we go
11:59hello good sir
12:01hi
12:01what do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful
12:03um
12:04ooh
12:06how much
12:08750
12:09we'll take it
12:10vicky
12:10we can't afford that
12:12no but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can
12:14for our image right
12:15absolutely not
12:16please please please
12:17no no no no no no no no no no no
12:19no no no no
12:20so you want it or
12:22yes yes we do yes yes
12:23say yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes we do
12:25okay
12:25that's my big beautiful brother
12:28ooo hoo hoo hoo
12:31and i know exactly who i'm going to impress
12:34i'll save you some
12:35yeah seark
12:36sure
12:37Looks like you two are doing well.
12:44Yeah, yeah.
12:45Very well.
12:46What do you do?
12:47Wait, actually.
12:48Let me guess.
12:50You are in tanning products.
12:56How'd you know that?
12:58I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:01Oh, well, you're chosen, yes.
13:06I'm Susie.
13:07I'm Martin.
13:09So, how long have you been in the painting people orange racket?
13:15Well, about a year.
13:17I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst.
13:21Right.
13:23And why'd you give that up?
13:25Well, you know, I decided I wasn't going to let the life I wanted get away from me.
13:30Wow.
13:32That is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:36Oh, I'm sorry.
13:37I've been listening to too much self-help lately.
13:40No, seriously.
13:42You know, not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk.
13:47Well, how about you?
13:49You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:52Fucking hell, Martin.
13:54Why am I asking the big questions?
13:55Oh, sorry.
13:59Well, okay.
14:00Um, if you want the truth, then...
14:03Maybe not.
14:06Just your girlfriend's having fun.
14:16No, it's my sister.
14:18And yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:22Not yours?
14:23Oh, God, no.
14:24No.
14:24Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar within walking distance.
14:31Actually, I don't think I...
14:34Sorry.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:38I just...
14:39I don't know anybody in town and...
14:41No, no, no, no.
14:41It's just...
14:42No, we have this big presentation.
14:44It's okay.
14:45I get it.
14:46Look, it was really nice to meet you.
14:48I hope it goes really well.
14:51Sorry.
14:55You have one glass of mine.
15:02Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:05Cheers to that.
15:06Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:09Is this your first time in Australia?
15:11This is my first time here.
15:13Wow, welcome.
15:15So, um, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:18I...
15:19Well, why don't you be the judge?
15:21Here we go.
15:21Here.
15:22All right.
15:23It's good.
15:23It's cute.
15:24Right?
15:25Transform.
15:27And the pitch begins now.
15:38May I?
15:39Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:41All right.
15:42All right.
15:48Every day life can take its toll.
15:54Work, bills, responsibility.
15:57They can make you feel colorless, right?
16:00But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way.
16:04With a spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere.
16:08Transform with Tansform and be the best version of yourself.
16:22It's good.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:27It's really fucking good.
16:28It's good.
16:28Oh, my God.
16:58Oh.
17:00Hey, hi.
17:02Hi.
17:06Mustn't that go kind of crazy?
17:09Yeah.
17:10Looks that way.
17:11Yeah.
17:14Hmm.
17:14You want to get some breakfast?
17:27Martin.
17:30Breakfast?
17:32Uh, yeah.
17:33Yeah, sure.
17:38You okay?
17:40Yeah.
17:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:41I just normally don't drink that much, so.
17:45Welcome to Australia.
17:48I mean, actually, you know, look, it's just last night was.
17:53Yeah, uh, about that.
17:55Just, if you could press play.
18:10Filmed us.
18:11Everything's going to be fine.
18:12You've just got to do what he says, okay?
18:14What who says?
18:14Morning, Martin.
18:22Sorry, I think maybe I'm confused.
18:25Oh, what you think's happening is exactly what's happening.
18:29I think I've said later.
18:36I just got here.
18:38Is it out?
18:43Oh.
18:45It's going to be $10,000.
18:48What?
18:48$10,000, Martin.
18:52We're going to throw this up on the interwebs, where your wife, kids, heck, even your pre-scout
19:00of it looks, you know?
19:02You're blackmailing me?
19:03I like to think of it as preserving your privacy at market cost.
19:09I mean, who says I'm married?
19:14Spotting this is her speciality, mate.
19:18I don't have $10,000.
19:26What was it they got up at the bar?
19:28Rich prick rum.
19:30The whole bottle.
19:31The whole bottle of rich prick rum.
19:34That was my sister.
19:36So you got till 10 tonight, okay?
19:38Look, you don't understand.
19:40I really don't have that kind of money.
19:42See that?
19:45Six hours in the chair.
19:46Skin's so thin, it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves.
19:51But I didn't move.
19:53No.
19:54Because I want everyone to know I love my sister.
19:57And I'd do anything for her.
20:00Okay.
20:00If you love your wife, Martin, you'll get the cash.
20:08Yeah.
20:10That was really good.
20:11So this whole thing...
20:31Just pay him, Martin.
20:33Hello.
20:47God, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:49Dad, you did?
20:51Oh my God, I'm so proud of you.
20:54Oh, and I found a model for the presentation.
20:57She is very talented.
20:59Actually, I took a few nudes.
21:00You want to see?
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02Here.
21:07Hey, you okay?
21:09Look who a pill.
21:13Well, lucky for you, your marriage is over.
21:14Otherwise, this would be a problem.
21:16No, it's not over.
21:18Joyce texted me this morning.
21:19She wants to talk.
21:20Oh, okay.
21:21You're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists because Joyce wants to talk?
21:26Mickey, please.
21:27Sorry.
21:29It's fine.
21:29I mean, lucky for you, this is my strong suit.
21:32Extortion?
21:33Remember how I used to run dope for Uncle Rick down in Mexico?
21:36Uncle Rick sells dope?
21:37It was actually pretty good stuff.
21:39But when you're driving desert roads, there's always this chance that you could run into bandits.
21:43And if you do, you have two options.
21:45You can either stop and let them take what is yours, or you accelerate and force them to move.
21:52We're not accelerating.
21:53Look, we got enough cash in our account.
21:55We're just going to pay them off.
21:56Right.
21:59What?
22:00Okay.
22:01The organizer of the event, this friend of mine, she's not really a friend of mine, but we kind of became friends.
22:08She offered us the biggest booth at the event, and it was really expensive.
22:14And what are you trying to say, Vicky?
22:16We have $812 left in our business account.
22:21Fuck!
22:22Damn.
22:23Fuck!
22:23Okay.
22:24It's going to be okay.
22:25Trust me.
22:25Trust me.
22:26No, no, no.
22:26I'm going to lose my wife, and my house, and my business.
22:31Perfect.
22:32You'll still have me, though.
22:34No, you'll be gone, too, because I will have killed you.
22:38Missed.
22:58Dave, turn the hole.
23:12Big fella?
23:13How'd you go for me, Terry?
23:14Nothing.
23:15He's a degenerate gambler.
23:16You squeeze him?
23:17Wouldn't have made a difference.
23:18So you made his word, did you?
23:26I made a judgment call.
23:27Said I'll come back in a couple of days.
23:29Because that's what I'm paying you for, right?
23:31Your judgment.
23:32Well, you want me to go back there, kick him in the guts, and hope you think shit's fucking gold coins out?
23:37You want that?
23:41Sorry, mate.
23:42UX footy players all got memory problems, right?
23:44Because it seems like you forgot who I am.
23:46I know who you are, mate.
23:48Memory's fine.
23:50Come here.
23:51Come on.
24:14Where's she?
24:15She'll be here.
24:17Vicki!
24:18Hello, gorgeous.
24:19Hi.
24:20So, what do you think?
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23If I could put that in a can and sell it, I'd be a goddamn millionaire.
24:29Crystal, this is Martin.
24:30Martin, Crystal, our model.
24:32Hi.
24:32You look, uh, tan.
24:37No, I mean that this is a spray tanning demo, all right?
24:41And the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color, and we can't really do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting in the fucking outback.
24:49Okay, you know what?
24:50Give me a second.
24:51I'm going to talk to you for a second.
24:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:53I know you're stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever, but you cannot verbally assault our employees, okay?
25:00Well, you have darker shade.
25:01Okay, okay, okay, okay.
25:02Get it together, Jesus, please.
25:05Hey, sorry.
25:06It's okay.
25:10Shit's getting worse.
25:12Fucking headaches, blackouts, mood swings, sensitivity to fucking light.
25:20Sorry, mate.
25:21You have any memory issues, erectile dysfunction?
25:25Let's skip the part where you think you got an active medical license.
25:30Just give me where I come from.
25:32Sorry, mate.
25:33Just trying to help.
25:432860.
25:44Mate, this is only going to get you 15.
25:46I'll have the rest by Friday.
25:47Mate, you know that's not how it works.
25:50Don't wake your fucking dick.
25:52Okay, you want me to call?
25:54Let go of me, or we're never going to do business again.
25:57Yeah.
26:01Okay, good.
26:02Just give him 15, and I'm going to throw in a couple of extra for professional courtesy.
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26:35All right, you ready?
26:54You ready?
26:55You with me?
26:56Let's do this.
26:57Okay.
26:57Here we go.
26:58Here we go.
26:59Hello, Sydney.
27:05I'm Vicky Marvin, and this is my brother and business partner, Marla.
27:10It's okay.
27:22Whoopsie-dips.
27:23Get up.
27:24Get up.
27:26Woo!
27:30The costume was a stupid purchase.
27:33Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:35I fainted in front of our entire industry.
27:38I'm being blackmailed.
27:40Jesus!
27:42And now our inventory is exploding.
27:44I think it's just the heat.
27:47It's winter.
27:48Okay, listen.
27:49Here's what we're going to do.
27:50We're not going to pay them, okay?
27:52We are going to floor it at these assholes, and then we are going to explode on them.
28:00No, we're not going to do it your way.
28:03Okay, how do you want to do it then?
28:06You're looking for a personal loan?
28:09Yes.
28:10Or maybe a business loan, depending on certain factors.
28:13What factors?
28:14Well, whatever factors put ten grand in our pocket today, Phil.
28:19What collateral do you have?
28:21Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA.
28:24Ever heard of it?
28:25Don't give me a problem.
28:26I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house.
28:29I'm not using my wife's equity.
28:31Psst, Phil, come here.
28:34Theoretically, between you and me, if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word,
28:39how quickly can we get that loan?
28:40Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days.
28:44Okay, seven days isn't going to work.
28:45Do better.
28:48Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:49Sure.
28:50Yeah, it's, uh, we, uh...
28:51He's being blackmailed.
28:58No, but he really is.
29:01We need you to do us a solid.
29:02That loan would have floated us for months.
29:08It's Joyce's house, too.
29:09Joyce doesn't live there in a year.
29:11Well, she's still my wife.
29:12Okay, well, if she was still your wife, you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific to win her back.
29:16The reason we don't have money is because you spent it on a booth for a company ten times our size.
29:21Oh, so this is my fault, because I don't really remember taking my brother's dick out and shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer.
29:26I've destroyed my life.
29:28Note it.
29:28Maybe your life needed destroying.
29:31What's that mean?
29:33Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:35Because I don't think that you were.
29:37And last night, when you were at the bar with that hot-ass blackmailer, Martin, that is the happiest I have seen you in years.
29:45What?
29:46Where are you going?
29:47Martin?
29:47Fix this on my own.
29:49Oh, look, it's Phil.
29:59The corporate cog who destroyed my business.
30:03Sorry.
30:04Great.
30:05My brother's going to have his legs broken, but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker when I regale him with your one-word apology.
30:13I get it.
30:15You think I like this job?
30:16My mom won't even talk to me.
30:20She thinks I take people's houses away.
30:23Really?
30:24She doesn't talk to you?
30:25No.
30:26It sucks.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Yeah.
30:29My mom kicked me out just for selling some furniture that I honestly didn't think she was using anymore.
30:36And I made bank.
30:37It's like, why don't you support me?
30:39Yeah.
30:40I mean, it sounds like you sold her furniture, but I get it.
30:43It's like moms, you know?
30:46Oh, yeah.
30:46Moms.
30:48God.
30:49I get it.
30:53Hey.
30:57I don't normally do this.
31:01He helps people when they're back down.
31:04Do you know what I mean?
31:05I do know what you mean.
31:08Grab a quick break.
31:09Yep.
31:10Okay.
31:11Fair enough.
31:12Yeah.
31:12Step cell therapy has been shown to repair the damage caused by repeated headshots.
31:26By using a patient's own best-in-timal step cells to support the recovery, dramatically,
31:31step-opathy, brain damage, and excess inflammation.
31:34Hey.
31:36I'm, uh, I'm Vicky from, from the phone.
31:40What do you want?
31:41I'm, I'm looking for a loan.
31:44Don't do loans anymore.
31:47Well, that's a shame.
31:53What do you do now?
31:56Help, people.
31:57What, like, if I need a ride to the airport on a Friday night, things like that?
32:01Yeah.
32:02If you've got the money, I'll get the job done.
32:05Yeah.
32:06Well, I'm not exactly flush with cash right now, hence the need for the loan.
32:17What's the loan for?
32:18Just your typical blackmail sex tape situation.
32:23Nice.
32:24Yeah.
32:26There could be some other options.
32:28How do you feel about your Second Amendment?
32:38Is that the photo?
32:39Yep.
32:42Kind of felt bad for this one.
32:45You got a thing for this guy?
32:46No.
32:48Because it sounds like you don't want to take his money.
32:50Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:54Fuck chats with your idea.
32:57Fuck it.
32:58Extortion operations.
33:00And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever.
33:02So what?
33:03Going to transition to dolphin train, are we?
33:06Neurosurgeon.
33:07An astronaut.
33:12Are you mind picking those up for me, please?
33:14Yes.
33:14Yes.
33:14Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:15Yes.
33:16Yes.
33:16Yes.
33:17Yes.
33:17Yes.
33:17Yes.
33:18Yes.
33:19Yes.
33:19Yes.
33:20Yes.
33:20Yes.
33:21Yes.
33:22Yes.
33:22Yes.
33:24What the fuck?
33:25Hang on.
33:26Catch!
33:27Don't be rusty.
33:28Please don't.
33:29Stand fucking still.
33:31You don't get to be anyone
33:44But who I tell you to be
33:46Understand?
33:49Yeah
33:49Good girl
33:51Can you pick these up for me please?
33:55Thank you
33:56Hey, you've reached Joyce
34:00Please leave a message
34:01Hey Joyce, I got your text
34:03I'm really looking forward to talking
34:05In the meantime
34:07Vicki and I
34:08We have a big opportunity
34:11But we're just kind of putting the pieces together right now
34:14So
34:15If you're happy with your message
34:26Press 1
34:27To delete, press 2
34:29You traded the company van
34:33For the money we need
34:34You need
34:35Not me being blackmailed
34:36This time
34:37And what is this piece of shit?
34:40It was a good deal
34:41I'd do it again
34:42Oh, oh jeez
34:43That's him
34:45That's him
34:46What'd I do?
34:46Answer the phone
34:47Show this fucker who's boss
34:49Okay, okay, okay
34:50Hello?
34:52Hello?
34:54I have the money
34:55Here at the motel?
35:00No, no, no, no
35:01Somewhere public
35:02Yep
35:03Afraid I have to insist on that
35:05You're right
35:08Yeah
35:08No, you're
35:08You're right
35:09Here
35:09Does work
35:10Yeah, sure
35:11One hour?
35:13Okay
35:14Looking forward to it
35:15Nervous?
35:17No, no, no
35:17Not even in the slightest
35:20Are you?
35:23Well, that made
35:24Oh
35:24Bad job
35:27Really bad job
35:28Yeah, I didn't feel good
35:29About it either
35:29Hi
35:42Hello
35:43Come on in
35:44So how is everyone?
35:51Right here
35:52This is the end of it
35:57Here it is
35:57What about
35:58Where's the sex tape?
36:00Who are you?
36:01I'm the sister
36:02And we're not gonna pay you shit
36:04Until you delete the fucking video
36:06From the cloud or whatever
36:08Well, money first
36:10Then I press delete
36:11Not happening
36:13Oh, I'm just gonna send it then
36:16Okay, money first
36:17No
36:17Money first
36:17No
36:18Vicky
36:18Dammit
36:19There you go
36:20It's all there
36:21I was starting to think
36:27This isn't enough
36:28If you can get 10 grand a day
36:30You get 20 tomorrow
36:32Cash, come on
36:34Let's just get out of here
36:35You know why this works
36:41I'll tell you
36:43Everyone wants to believe
36:45They're the most interesting person
36:46In the room
36:47Because no one wants to admit
36:49They're just another
36:51Everyday shitbag
36:52But here's the thing
36:54If you get tape
36:56Fucking a woman who isn't your wife
36:58Then it doesn't matter who you think you are
37:01You're still gonna have to pay the asking price
37:03And now
37:05That price
37:06Is 20
37:07I don't think so
37:10You got a fucking gun?
37:12I'm accelerating
37:12You sure about this?
37:14Yeah, I'm American
37:15Of course I'm fucking sure about this
37:16Give me your phone
37:18Now
37:19Now
37:20Tell me your password
37:22One
37:25One
37:26One
37:28Alright
37:29One
37:30What are they all?
37:30Ones?
37:32Two
37:32Okay
37:34I'm kind of having a hard time
37:36Adding the password in
37:38Also pointing
37:39Will you just
37:39Sure
37:40Yeah, yeah, yeah
37:40No, I gotta
37:41I gotta
37:41Don't move
37:43I'm not familiar with this OS
37:46Lady, will you help him
37:47To leave the fucking sex tape?
37:49Surprise
37:50Goddammit
37:51Fuck
37:51I have one too
37:52Give me a gun
37:54Please
37:55I'm taking the fucking gun
37:58Okay, listen
38:01If you want 20
38:02I can give you 20
38:03Alright, I'll write you a check
38:04I'll write you a check
38:05We don't really do checks here, Martin
38:07Stop moving
38:08Shut that thing up
38:12Now, please
38:15Sorry
38:16Sorry, it's just
38:19Some shit's just too ironic, eh?
38:25Okay, please
38:26Please, please
38:27Don't
38:27Don't
38:28Alive?
38:29This must be Mrs. Marr
38:30Please, don't
38:31YouDIUS
38:33I'm sorry
38:36I'm sorry
38:37I'm sorry
38:56I'm sorry.
39:07Are you there?
39:09Hang up.
39:11Hang up.
39:12Hang up.
39:13All the way off?
39:13Is he...
39:28Yeah.
39:30We have to call an ambulance.
39:32No, no, no, no, no.
39:33We're in a foreign country, and we just killed somebody.
39:38We're not going to call an ambulance.
39:41What do we do?
39:43We've got to get rid of him.
39:45Okay.
39:47I think I know somebody.
40:02So you're thinking, like, an acid bath situation, or...?
40:06I'm thinking you guys are fucked.
40:12You know how she is?
40:15Yep.
40:17Well, you know what?
40:18I'm getting the fuck out of here, then.
40:21Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:27Fuck.
40:29We need a big fucking bag.
40:30Wait, wait.
40:43Yep.
40:43Okay.
40:44Let's go.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:47Okay.
40:47Oh, my God.
40:49Okay.
40:49Okay.
40:50Okay.
40:50Good on your ride, man.
40:55I don't think so.
40:57Good.
40:58Pop the boot.
41:00Okay.
41:00Hold on.
41:01We're taking my car?
41:03Yeah.
41:03Your body.
41:05Your car.
41:06That's terrible.
41:10It's all the boxes.
41:11It looks like he's going to have to ride up front.
41:13Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:27It's his birthday.
41:29Pussy can't handle his tequila.
41:35Oh, fuck.
41:36Okay.
41:37Okay.
41:37Where are we going?
41:41What do you feel like?
41:42Pizza?
41:43Burgers?
41:44Fries?
41:44Oh, fuck.
41:45I could do burgers if...
41:47You're kidding.
41:48You're talking with me?
41:48Okay.
41:49Yeah, no, we're just going to go get rid of the body.
41:51Yeah, no.
41:52I'm stupid.
41:52I'm stupid.
41:53I'm stupid.
41:53I'm stupid.
41:54Okay, let's go.
41:55I'm stupid.
42:04I'm stupid.
42:04I'm stupid.
42:05I'm stupid.
42:05I'm stupid.
42:06I'm stupid.
42:06Okay, let's go.
42:09Oh, Jesus Christ.
42:18Ready?
42:19Three, two, up.
42:22Keep going.
42:23That's it.
42:25A little bit more.
42:27Right here.
42:29Get a leg, get a leg, get a leg.
42:31Okay, ready?
42:32Pull, pull, pull.
42:34Oh, too nice.
42:35Ready?
42:36Three, two, one.
42:37Are we sure we should do this?
42:40Jesus Christ, we're going to meet the frown.
42:41Fuck, man.
42:42We're doing this.
42:43Let's drop the dead fuck.
42:45Come on, let's go.
43:02Fuck's sake.
43:03Help me with the face.
43:05Hey.
43:07That ain't the cleaner.
43:27Get kids.
43:29Yes, yes.
43:30I'll polish the leaves.
43:32Make them green again.
43:34Shake out the trees.
43:35They ain't seen again.
43:37Spring cleaning.
43:38Getting ready for love.
43:40Ha, ha, ha.
43:42Sluts off to winter flowers.
43:45Wash them out with April showers.
43:48Come on in with fragrant flowers.
43:50Shut up, she moved above.
43:51Well, cause you and I have a rendezvous under the sky.
43:57Like kids who spray clean and get ready for love.
44:02Yes, yes.
44:06Yeah, that's the real cleaner.
44:09You want to stick that in here?
44:12I think they're happy.
44:14The people in the glass?
44:21I hope so.
44:24Okay, bud.
44:25I'm just gonna think back on you.
44:27Psychologically, you're gonna go through some tough shit.
44:37You gotta ride that fucking wave.
44:39Take some Xanax.
44:40Do some yoga.
44:42Whatever it fucking takes to keep your mouth shut.
44:45Especially if the fucking cops come.
44:48What about that tattoo lady?
44:50She finds out we're already dead.
44:53You don't know, Cash.
44:55Fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth.
45:00I feel like you're, like, singling me out on this.
45:02I feel like you're the one who's gonna fuck this all up.
45:06And I don't want to kill you.
45:07Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me.
45:10Okay, okay, I'll be good.
45:12Here.
45:13Sorry.
45:15And if you see me again, you fucked up.
45:22Okay.
45:24Well, on that note, I am going to take some me time and shower off his blood.
45:31Yeah, uh, I should...
45:35Okay.
45:38You gonna be okay?
45:42Jesus, Martin.
45:43You're really asking the big questions.
45:54Ooh, good news.
45:56I found two seats on a flight home tonight.
46:00Bad news all that's left is middle seats.
46:02I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:04Yeah, you kind of did.
46:08But I've fucked up things before, too.
46:11You always get another chance.
46:13Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this.
46:15What the hell?
46:23What?
46:23What?
46:25Ah!
46:26If it isn't the spray tan siblings.
46:29Sorry to turn up unannounced.
46:30I got the, um, conference people to give me your motel address.
46:35Why?
46:37Uh, do you mind if I...
46:38Uh, uh, sure, I guess.
46:41Yeah, sure.
46:41That's nice.
46:42Have a seat.
46:45Uh, sorry.
46:47I know it's early.
46:47So, uh, how can we help you?
46:52I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind.
46:54It's not every day a seller reaches me like that.
46:57So I had a word to marketing.
46:59They love the whole anti-aging USP.
47:02Plus the name, Tansform.
47:03It just...
47:05It just makes reinvention sound so easy.
47:08And that shit sells.
47:09Pardon the language.
47:10Really?
47:11Yeah.
47:11So, uh, I'm thinking small trial.
47:15Uh, what do we say?
47:162,000 cans.
47:17Put it in a few stores.
47:19See if you can get the word out.
47:20You hit those numbers, we can expand.
47:23I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually...
47:25We'll do it.
47:26Oh, great.
47:29Great.
47:29And so, um, just call the office and set it up.
47:34Great.
47:35Great.
47:39Can you go now?
47:41Have a wrist back, Mike.
47:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:44Stuff to do.
47:46Yeah.
47:47Sorry, I know it's really early.
47:53Bro.
47:56You can see that too, right?
47:59A hundred bucks says you can't hit that.
48:02You're on.
48:08What the fuck?
48:09I think we should stay.
48:11We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
48:14Close.
48:21There's nobody.
48:22Nothing ties us to cash.
48:24I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:26Why would we want to take that risk?
48:28If we quit, the business is done, all right?
48:30You go back to being yelled at by retail managers, I lose choice.
48:34Last one, make it count.
48:41Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans.
48:43Well, make them, right?
48:45What'd you say when you first came to me with the idea for Tansform?
48:48I don't know.
48:49You said sometimes you got to get arrested for selling stolen beauty products to realize what you want in life.
48:55I said that?
48:56You did.
48:57I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
48:58But look, you're exactly right.
49:01Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
49:04My wife, our business.
49:07I do really love being co-CEOs with you.
49:21I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road.
49:25But what if it was the beginning?
49:28I know that when.
49:30I know that when.
49:32I know what?
49:55Cause you.
49:57Are you sure?
50:01I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:19I'm not your fucking friend.
50:24I'm trying to be high.
50:28I'm trying to feel it.
50:33I'm trying to feel it.
50:37Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:46Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:51Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:53Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:54Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:55Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:56Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:57Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
50:59Ce n'est pas mon problème, je ne suis pas ton chien.
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