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00:00It's right next door.
00:01No, I mean, not your boy.
00:03Just like, it's always Hollander and Roseneau, right?
00:06He's hot.
00:07We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:09He's an asshole, right?
00:10I mean, yeah, basically.
00:11The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:16Glad to see Roseneau if he'd hold my record for more than a minute.
00:19Let's shoot, New York.
00:20I thought it was Scott Hunter's year.
00:22Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:24Be nice, Bonnie.
00:25Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Nothing to me, that's for sure.
00:29We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:32No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:33Seriously, this year, baby, we're coming for you.
00:35Trust me.
00:35You look great in Silver, Bonnie, don't even stress.
00:37Oh, good one.
00:38Yeah.
00:51I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:54Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February
00:57are you talking about getting ice cream?
00:59It's your Olympics, baby.
01:00So this should be, right?
01:01Oh, shit.
01:03Hey, isn't that...
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07All in there.
01:08What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Good boys.
01:11Hey.
01:11All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:13My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We train together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:18I'd love to show up for him.
01:19Oh, yeah, man.
01:20Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:22What do you mean?
01:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:29I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
01:33hey, here's me.
01:34Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:38Fucking balls of steel, man.
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01:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:58What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0070 points last season.
02:02Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:05A season he, he called, need to win.
02:08Those are his words, and he has zero, zero points.
02:12He's in a fog.
02:14His passes aren't connecting.
02:15He's barely skating.
02:16I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:19And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:23He's pulling a
02:50I am very sorry about that.
03:06Truly not a big deal.
03:07How may I help you?
03:10What's good?
03:13Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:18Any allergies?
03:19No, no, no.
03:19I'm easy.
03:20Okay.
03:21Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:24Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah, that's it.
03:27But what?
03:29Oh, um, nothing.
03:30Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:34Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:36I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:41Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:43Yeah?
03:43Blueberry with a banana.
03:45I take that.
03:46If it's okay to order off-menu.
03:48Kip.
03:49I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:54Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:19It's really hot.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:25I guess it must.
04:32Here.
04:32Thanks.
04:33Um, that's way too much.
04:38It's for you.
04:39It's a great smoothie.
04:41Thanks again, Kip.
04:47Girl.
04:49Holy shit, are you...
04:51Was that Scott Hunter?
04:56Was that what?
04:57Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
04:58A girl.
05:02Clock winding down in the second period.
05:042-1 for Anaheim.
05:06The admirals.
05:07And this is what we're watching?
05:10We barely get to see you because you're always working,
05:13but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh...
05:15What is this?
05:16Let me check my name.
05:17Hockey?
05:18Shut up, Sean.
05:19I have to turn it off.
05:20No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:21Huh?
05:22Thank you, Kyle.
05:23Thank you, Kyle.
05:25Thank you, Kyle.
05:26You're welcome.
05:27Twice.
05:28He said tip.
05:29Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:31Maria, that is sending the bar so loud.
05:34And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:36It almost sounded hot.
05:37Okay, that's not fair.
05:38Not hot.
05:38Just normal.
05:40Okay.
05:40I'll listen to it.
05:41Fuck both of you, okay?
05:42Kip is short for Christopher.
05:43It's not that weird.
05:44It's short for Christopher.
05:46And please don't tell me you used that name
05:48on your grad school application.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:51He said it.
05:52He said it.
05:52Another round?
05:55Thank you, Kyle.
05:57Thank you, Kyle.
05:59Hunter to bomb.
06:00And you?
06:00Bond sends it back to Hunter.
06:03Look, look, look.
06:04He's on the TV right now.
06:06Sean, look right now.
06:06Oh, my God.
06:07Okay.
06:08Bond to Hunter.
06:09Hunter's in front of the net.
06:10And he scores!
06:12A rare goal from Scott Hunter.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Right?
06:15He knows your name.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:20Shut the fuck up.
06:21You literally can't be gay.
06:21Jesus Christ!
06:26He scored a hat trick last night.
06:28Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:31I just didn't realize that...
06:33We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:35Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:42Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:46You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:48I am.
06:49This is awesome.
06:50I mean...
06:50Wow, you had a night last night.
06:52Oh, did you watch?
06:53I did, yeah.
06:54I don't usually...
06:55Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:57I'm...
06:57No, I got it.
06:58Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:01It was amazing.
07:02He's a huge fan.
07:03But, yeah.
07:04I watched last night.
07:06Wow.
07:07Um...
07:09Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect it.
07:14Okay.
07:16So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:20Anything you'd like different?
07:21Nothing at all.
07:22Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:28I really can.
07:30Uh, see you next game day, I hope.
07:37Dude.
07:38Girl.
07:39Was that?
07:40Yes, I fucking was.
07:48Sorry I'm late.
07:50No outside food or drink.
07:51Fuck off, Kyle.
07:52And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
08:00and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:02Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:04Because I am not looking for a date.
08:06Yes.
08:06I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:09Could you please listen to me?
08:10Kyle, remote.
08:17Extra shrimp.
08:22Okay.
08:23Now I'm fully listening.
08:25What are you doing?
08:25Just putting the game on.
08:26Elena.
08:27What?
08:28It's a sports bar.
08:29Let's watch sport.
08:31Am I being crazy?
08:32What does Maria say?
08:33She says he's funny.
08:34Me too.
08:35Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:37I'm probably this idiot.
08:39He's not an idiot.
08:43Jesus.
08:44Brian.
08:44When's his next home game?
08:46When's his next home game?
08:48Come on.
08:49If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:51I don't plan my shifts.
08:53I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:56Saturday.
08:56They play at home again on Saturday.
08:59Are you working?
09:02Fuck no.
09:04Fix that.
09:05I don't know if you, uh...
09:19Well, it's nice to see you.
09:22Uh, blue moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:26Extra banana.
09:34This one's on the house.
09:36Oh, come on.
09:37It's about my pay grade.
09:38Management heard you came in.
09:39And no, you may not tip me.
09:41And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:46Okay.
09:47Um...
09:48Uh, may I drink this here?
09:51Uh, I've got some emails to answer, so I thought...
09:54Yeah.
09:54You totally may.
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10:24you're not worried about breaking your routine
10:30uh no i'm not actually that obsessive
10:34turns out i'm too lazy to be a serial killer i took a quiz i don't even think it could be a spree
10:41killer what's a spree killer someone who kills multiple people at the same time but isn't a
10:49serial killer as someone who kills multiple people minimum three but over a period of time
10:53not all at once
10:54how do you know that i i read a lot of murder books and uh yeah serial killers make me feel
11:05not obsessive which which is a relief well i've read some things about athletes okay before you
11:15say anything else yes i agree and yes there are at least two guys on my team that possibly off the
11:21record yes maybe but no not me oh i swear barely had two concussions okay so what no left sock right
11:31sock stop shaving no sex all that stuff oh no yeah yeah all of that but that's that's not cte stuff
11:36that's just science science only really matters during the playoffs oh okay that's super comforting
11:42listen i know you're more of an art guy so it's not like i expect you to get the ins and outs of science
11:46and just to be clear i'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing i mean
11:51you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of may
11:53do you want to come to my game tonight
12:09i have two seats no one's taking them so i mean uh if if you want yeah yeah yeah yeah i want um
12:19fuck man that's crazy thank you super happy to do it
12:24you sure i'm sure
12:29these are better than my company seats i get it these are really good seats well yeah they they're his
12:39you know we're first date but i think i'm into this what are you talking about well you're with a
12:46girl and he's out oh my god shut up elena
12:48oh wow that wasn't that wasn't to me that was he just nodded at you no there's no proof of that
12:58wait for fuck's sake
13:06good job i love you i love you i love you i love you hey hunter too bad you can't play at home
13:25every night right it's better for you huh go fuck yourself frozen off all right it's more fun if you're
13:31there
13:40hope next time we play decide to show up
13:44keep true
13:48starting to sound like him i'm sorry what
13:55you fucking heard me honda
13:59what the fuck is that supposed to mean well there's something you really don't expect to see
14:04especially after the final whistle and especially from hollander
14:08i'm gonna hit the sack yeah there you go handsome all right have a good day off
14:21it's not a day off i'm doing that uh that catering thing tomorrow yeah i just you know you get to sleep
14:26in for once so i'm just happy for you that's all i meant you know i uh i'm proud of your hustle
14:34kiddo you know you didn't get that scholarship anyway so please no jinxing me oh wait no way good night
14:41good night dad love you love you
14:44love you back
14:46what's happening to you uh what's your problem i can't find my my black suit and i have to leave so so soon
15:01okay well it's with the dry cleaning in my closet so why are you freaking out
15:06okay hey hey are you okay yeah i'm fine i just i need the money and i can't fuck this job
15:12yes and i get it but you're not gonna fuck it up because you're amazing and it's gonna be great
15:17i love you yeah you too yes buddy
15:21i'm so sorry about that i'm really sorry
15:38oh you're a mess it's okay it's not my only talks
15:41new york used to have professional waiters now it's all just models you can't carry a tray
15:47it's uh it's really okay i'm so sorry again oh bunny
15:52babe i don't know what that was i know i'm a complete fuck up and i'm sorry you're not a
16:00complete fuck up this is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into
16:03are sean please don't fire me no one is firing you just calm down and get your shit together
16:10okay okay i know you need the money baby okay deep breath inhale
16:17exhale you think you can handle quiche they're dry
16:23hey hey i am so sorry about earlier that that woman is horrible and i'm the one who should
16:45apologize i was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot no i'm the idiot you're
16:49just a normal hungry person at a fundraiser and that woman did seem horrible full disclosure i hate
16:55this food well full disclosure i hate serving it
16:57i'm i'm sorry i have to do you like mexican food
17:02yeah of course i'm not a serial killer or even a spree killer you sure yeah it was the time but do you
17:12have the time to grab a bite with me like when this this thing is over tonight yeah with you
17:20uh wow oh yeah yeah okay yeah yeah cause there's uh there's this great place right around the corner
17:27and it's open late and okay um you don't mind waiting till i'm done not even a little
17:33hey hi
17:55that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:15how would you feel about ordering in
18:17holy shit
18:33oh my god
18:47i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:05do you want a full tour now or uh or i pick or
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19:57i can't believe you're doing it to me
19:59i'm so into you
20:01i'm so into you
20:03i guess i'm thinking about you
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21:17Did I wake you?
21:48Oh.
21:49Okay, I meant to surprise you, and I was going to go out and get stuff, but I looked in your fridge, and you basically had all the ingredients.
21:55I know I shouldn't be snooping around, but I didn't have to do that much snooping.
21:59You were very organized, and I thought, since I'm not working today, but you still have a game, that you probably still want it.
22:14Oh.
22:14Oh, can I fuck you?
22:19Absolutely.
22:22Fuck.
22:22So, I should probably go.
22:38Hmm.
22:43Um, what if you didn't go?
22:49Hmm?
22:50Like ever?
22:52Fuck.
22:52Fuck.
22:53All that serial killer talk was you warning me, wasn't it?
23:01Um.
23:04I'm, um.
23:04I'm going to say a bunch of things, okay?
23:09And I know I'm too intense, everyone tells me that, but I just, I can't help it.
23:15Is it okay?
23:15Can I be too intense?
23:18Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:19I, um, I, um, I never do this.
23:28Never brought anyone back here, like ever.
23:33Um, yeah.
23:34My life is, uh, is complicated.
23:37Yeah.
23:38I, I get that.
23:39And I can't, um, come out, like, not, not right now.
23:55Too many people depend on me for too much, and it would just, it would fuck everything up.
23:58And so I, I just thought I would, um, I don't know, wait, I guess.
24:07Yeah.
24:08Wait till hockey was over, and maybe I could fade away better.
24:18But, uh, yeah.
24:22You, it's just, uh, I want you so bad.
24:29Oh, so bad.
24:33And I know that you barely know me, so why would you even consider something this, this probably fucked up?
24:38Like, I, I know I'm fucked up, I get it, I'm, I'm not pretending, I'm not.
24:43But I really, really like you.
24:47And I want you to stay.
24:51So I'm, I'm asking for what I want.
24:56I want you to be here when I get back from practice later.
24:58And I, uh, I want you to be here when I come home from my game tonight.
25:06I, um, I want you more than I've wanted anything in a long time.
25:11But, uh, is, uh, is that too much?
25:20You can say it if it is, um, do you say something, though?
25:26I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:27I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:28I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:40And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
25:46I think I'd love to be here when you get back.
25:53And I don't think you're too lazy to be a serial killer.
26:00Really?
26:02I don't think I'd love to be here when you get back.
26:03Yeah, really.
26:04Yeah, you're definitely not lazy.
26:05I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:07Yes.
26:08I don't think I'd love to play me.
26:10Hey.
26:10How was practice?
26:15I don't know, like, uh, a few days ago?
26:18Yes, I sent in the applications.
26:22Yes, I'm eager to be you.
26:27And yes, I know we hate Boston.
26:30With Elena, Dad.
26:32I'm staying with Elena.
26:34So I don't have to schlep to work.
26:36to work I get to sleep in an extra hour yes with Elena oh my god
26:55where has she even been oh please I saw you three days ago single since forever
27:01overwork like she has two wicked steps which is then she gets a man and vanishes
27:05what a cliche I don't have a man hey kid keep the boyfriend on TV at all times
27:10please Kyle oh my god guys he's a customer he's not my boyfriend oh I don't have a
27:15fucking boyfriend
27:18oh hiya
27:29morning Scott morning Kip the usual please
27:39extra banana
27:43I'm not sure what I'm going to do without these on my road trip I'm pretty sure they have
27:50smoothies in other cities I'm not like these they don't do you really think this is a secret
27:58what's the secret nothing's happening he's just flirting with me or whatever he's straight I think
28:06girl
28:06there's pasta salad in the fridge chicken no feta oh yeah where for me I made it
28:21you did
28:26I'm not just a pretty face oh but you're a very pretty face
28:32what's that it's an artist I love he has a new shot oh cool I should buy some art
28:44what hey I'm not just a pretty face either no no no you're also a very very hot body
28:52we don't have to do this that's cool
29:10this would look great in the living room
29:21not on the um the fireplace wall but on the way to the bedroom I think it would
29:26sorry sorry I just it's okay um maybe we should
29:35amazing isn't it yeah it's beautiful so are you two just browsing or shopping to buy
29:44oh I think we're yeah I think we're just browsing right now yeah thank you excuse me
29:49I'm sorry he's not feeling well no problem
29:55I'm uh I'm really sorry I thought I could do that I really thought I could I I wanted to I just
30:14it's okay no it's done I know it's done come here come here
30:44these road trips are just killing me I mean it's brutal I think I'm cursed
30:53cursed like scary old lady girl I I know I know it's dumb but I'm not the only one who's superstitious
31:00would you be jealous if I got my smoothies from some other guy
31:05maybe probably well what if I filled you in on all the juicy details like like how he blended them
31:12oh what if I actually was a scary old lady or what if you always kind of had one with you
31:18what do you mean oh here
31:22okay I know it's dumb I know it's dumb but I saw them in a bodega and I thought they looked like
31:32your smoothie I love them yeah I love them so much
31:42can I fuck you absolutely
31:52fuck yes
32:10what say it out loud
32:26say what
32:28okay it's not
32:32okay here's what I know shut up you're in love with him I'm not in love with him you are
32:44have you at least told your dad
32:48for how long now a little over two months
32:55well baby
32:56Elena okay you can't tell if anyone finds out that it's
33:00that it's Scott
33:01obviously I'm not gonna tell anyone but
33:04Kip
33:05he can't come out right now okay he really wants to
33:07it's amazing he's amazing and I've never been happier
33:13honestly
33:15what's the plan babe
33:20I don't I don't know
33:24what does your dad think
33:26that I'm fucking some married guy probably
33:31kind of wish you were
33:32just don't say that please just please be happy for me
33:37I can't wait to see you in a tux tomorrow night
33:42I am gonna be super well behaved for you
33:45I only care that you're handsome
33:46you bitch
33:47Scott's gonna be there tomorrow night too
33:52oh I know
33:53and he better be ready for me
33:55he
34:00he he
34:01he
34:01he
34:17he
34:23hey dad oh my god you're not dead no i'm alive well that is a relief i didn't want to have to
34:34call them more you know i miss you i miss you too dad all right yeah you're gonna be making
34:40an appearance here at some point in the near future yes i will um i'm gonna come for dinner
34:46this week i promise perfect how's uh how's work well work is fine you know barry's being a pain
34:52my ass butt well barry's an asshole no he hurt his foot so at least it's something new this time
34:58yeah well barry's always been an asshole who taught you to talk like that you did you taught me to talk
35:04like that that sounds about right and um nothing in the mail right kip if there was something in the
35:11mail i would not have forgotten about it i know i know i just figured i'd check okay don't worry
35:18about that okay don't think about that okay it's gonna come when it comes look i'm not gonna keep
35:24you i love you all right you too dad you you too dad what i i love you too dad there i said it oh my
35:32sorry it's such a struggle okay bye bye
35:36bye
35:36bye
35:37bye
35:38bye
35:39bye
35:41bye
35:42bye
35:45bye
35:47bye
35:49bye
35:50bye
35:51bye
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35:55bye
35:58bye
35:59bye
36:00bye
36:01bye
36:30bye
36:34Stop it.
36:35Stop what?
36:39He's here.
36:40You need to chill out.
36:43My God.
36:45Can I have some of yours?
36:47Yeah.
36:48Thanks.
36:52Well, I like our playoff chances this year.
36:54I think we might even get some home ice advantage.
36:56Well, if this guy keeps playing the way he has been, maybe.
37:00What changed?
37:01You mean a nice girl or something?
37:03I think we just finally agreed with the team.
37:07Excuse me, gentlemen.
37:08I think I spotted an old friend.
37:10No, I'm just ribbing you, Scott.
37:12You know your parents would be so proud of you, right?
37:15Your mom especially.
37:17She would have just been thrilled.
37:20Thanks, Tom.
37:21Thanks, Mom.
37:21Excuse me.
37:22Yeah.
37:25Hey.
37:26Okay?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Yeah.
37:28I should be used to it.
37:33I'm Kim, right?
37:39Christopher.
37:40Money's all dressed up.
37:41I'm Elena.
37:43Nice to meet you, Elena.
37:44I'm Scott.
37:44Pleasure.
37:45Scott.
37:46You look beautiful.
37:47You both do.
37:49Uh...
37:49Sorry.
37:51Yeah, we both clean up pretty well.
37:58Okay.
37:58If I go get more drinks, do you promise to start talking, Christopher?
38:01Yes.
38:02Of course.
38:02Great.
38:03Another beer, Scott?
38:04That'd be lovely.
38:11Were you enjoying the evening?
38:13I am.
38:14Are you?
38:16Looking forward to the after party, honestly.
38:22Tucks fits perfectly.
38:24Thanks.
38:25And thanks.
38:27I mean, you didn't have to.
38:28I wanted to.
38:29I wanted to.
38:33You okay?
38:37Elena knows.
38:38And I'm sorry.
38:40Yeah.
38:41I kind of got that.
38:43It's, uh, it's okay.
38:44She's, uh, she's discreet, right?
38:47Yeah, totally.
38:47Totally.
38:48I just, I, she kind of figured it out.
38:50And I guess I had to tell someone.
38:53It's okay.
38:54Really?
38:55Very.
38:55Yeah.
38:59This is so weird.
39:02Yeah.
39:03You should leave early, as soon as I do my speech.
39:05Eh, not before you dance with me.
39:07Pardon?
39:08I want to dance.
39:10Elena's a killer.
39:12How could I possibly say no?
39:19So, what are your intentions with my kid?
39:22I'm serious.
39:24He's crazy about you.
39:26I'm crazy about him, too.
39:27I really am.
39:29He's also miserable.
39:32Are you miserable, too?
39:35No.
39:38Wait.
39:39What do you mean?
39:41Nobody wants to be kept a secret.
39:43He's not.
39:43He is.
39:46Eyes on me, handsome.
39:47I'm doing my best.
39:52I, I love him.
39:53I just can't do better right now.
39:56I, I've been honest.
39:58I know.
39:59And he's so in love with you that he'll put up with it.
40:02But it's killing him.
40:11I'm not saying any of this to be mean.
40:13I'm really not.
40:14And you seem great.
40:15But he's great, too.
40:22He deserves the best.
40:26He deserves sunshine.
40:27And so do you.
40:47It's my birthday on Sunday.
40:50I know.
40:51I've already got the key to her lined up.
40:53Surf and turf.
40:55Because we're not choosing.
40:56You know, uh, the Kingfisher?
41:00It's the bar I told you about where I watch all your games?
41:03Mm-hmm.
41:04A couple of my friends are throwing me just like a little party there.
41:08It's not even really a party.
41:10It's just hanging out or whatever.
41:12Right.
41:13It's a, it's a gay bar.
41:15But it's not a club.
41:17It's just a bar.
41:18It's honestly more of a hockey bar now, thanks to me.
41:21It's terrible.
41:22And I was thinking that you could just come as my friend.
41:26As somebody who buys smoothies from me.
41:28I mean, Maria knows.
41:29My friend Sean knows.
41:31They know that you buy smoothies from me.
41:34I can't.
41:41I can't do that.
41:45I wish I could.
41:46I want to.
41:47I want to tell everyone.
41:52I want people to know you're mine.
41:54That I love you.
41:57I love you too.
41:59Soon, maybe.
42:00And in a few years.
42:09I know, I know how it sounds.
42:12But it'll go by quickly.
42:13I promise.
42:15And then we can be normal with, like, like other people.
42:18I heard what you said in your speech tonight.
42:26And I know that they're your family.
42:29And that you feel responsible for them.
42:31And I get that, Scott.
42:32I really, really get that.
42:35But I have a family too.
42:40And I keep lying to them.
42:43And I don't want to.
42:46And I miss them.
42:47I miss my dad.
42:51Sorry.
42:52That's not what I meant.
42:53It's okay.
42:54I know what you meant.
42:54I'm going to go home tonight.
43:03I need to.
43:04I need to.
43:34Thank you for coming.
43:36For those of you who've attended before, feel free to ignore my sob story and go straight to the bar.
43:42But for those of you who don't know it, here's the short version.
43:47My parents were both junior hockey coaches.
43:50And they were hit by a drunk driver when I was 12 years old.
43:57Mercifully for them, they died instantly.
44:00Mercifully for me, the St. Thomas Scholarships existed.
44:06I didn't have anybody else to help me.
44:11I had a lot of memories, a love of hockey, and a huge hole in my heart.
44:17St. Thomas filled it with hope.
44:20The hope of a new family.
44:23Things, things weren't always easy.
44:26You know, they never are for anybody.
44:27But in hockey, I found what I was missing.
44:32First at my high school, then later at college, and now here with the Admirals.
44:37And I never looked back.
44:40Because I never had to.
44:41The family I craved, the family that I needed, that I still need today.
44:51Hockey gave it to me.
44:53And St. Thomas gave me hockey.
44:55So from the bottom of my heart, I want to thank you all for being here tonight.
45:02And for supporting this cause.
45:03Because it's not just a scholarship.
45:05It's everything that comes with it.
45:08It's a whole world.
45:09A whole life.
45:10It's, uh...
45:12It's everything.
45:14It's everything.
45:15It's everything that comes with you.
45:15I want to thank you.
45:34Yeah.
45:35Hey, Dad.
45:37Hey, buddy.
45:37The prodigal son returned home.
45:39Look, I got some mail here for a certain someone,
45:43and it's pretty heavy.
45:45Oh, well.
45:48Hey.
45:54Hey.
45:55My boy.
45:57Come here.
45:58What's up?
45:59Oh.
46:01Hey.
46:02I'm sorry.
46:03For what?
46:03You got nothing to be sorry for, silly.
46:06Oh.
46:09Ooh.
46:17Wow.
46:18Oh, wait, no, wait.
46:19Here's a pretty funny thing and a bull buck ride.
46:22Congrats, welcome.
46:23Oh.
46:26Yay.
46:27Yay.
46:28I lost the price of pain, yeah.
46:34I lost the price of pain, yeah.
46:36Hey, good dress, man.
46:57It's a cool middle fucking game.
46:59Yeah.
46:59Yeah, totally.
47:01Thank you guys.
47:03Let's go.
47:33Let's go.
48:03Let's go.
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