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00:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:24Hello and welcome to the best of the two Johnnies late night blocking!
00:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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00:34Now there were so many great moments from the last series,
00:37who can forget Margot Robbie giving Johnny B a piggyback?
00:40Ah, the time we bet Ronaldo on headers and volleys!
00:42Yeah, Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter,
00:44remember they did that acoustic version of the guy to scam the rat?
00:47That's right!
00:48But it tells you just how good tonight's show is,
00:50cos none of them made the highlight reel!
00:53LAUGHTER
00:55Alright, let's take a look at what did make the cut.
00:57Roll that 10!
01:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:02Now, it's time to find out who's in the bar!
01:05We're in the bar!
01:06We're in the bar!
01:07Who's in the bar?
01:08We're in the bar!
01:09We're in the bar!
01:10I don't know how I learned how to do this,
01:11but I can balance things on my nose and my face.
01:14I can balance pretty much...
01:16pretty much anything, I think.
01:17On your face?
01:18Yeah.
01:19That's Chubbies.
01:20So now, now.
01:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:25Are you ready?
01:26Count the three!
01:27One, two, three!
01:29One, two, three!
01:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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01:33I put one ear in first, and then another one.
01:48But this is where the real trick happens.
01:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:52That's amazing!
01:54PEEK POOTY CLAP
01:59I'm gonna keep on dancing at the PEEK POOTY CLAP
02:03I'm gonna keep on dancing down in last, early, last
02:08I'm gonna keep on dancing at the PEEK POOTY CLAP
02:13PEEK POOTY CLAP
02:15Yeah!
02:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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02:22Jesus, lads!
02:23What do you say that?
02:24Can you do that?
02:25I don't want to put you on the spot.
02:26I don't know.
02:27We'll see.
02:28Watch your record, lads.
02:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:30All right, here we go.
02:31What am I bloody down here?
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03:06I just can't do both.
03:08I can't do both.
03:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:12You yourself almost had a career as a pop star I did audition for a boy band for
03:32Louis Walsh yeah how'd it go yeah not great it was in the pod in Dublin remember
03:39yeah they call my name up and I'm starting to sing I can show you the world from
03:43Aladdin I don't know I don't know what I started to I started I went I'm in
03:56trouble so afterwards anyway you get that kept going to me come that won't get
04:01you what I'm gonna put you in a band I go put you in a band I was like yeah yeah
04:04okay cool I'm getting all brilliant after that audition took me outside he says
04:08maybe not this band but but I'm definitely gonna work with you in something I was
04:11like all right brilliant oh thank God I thought I really messed that up he's like
04:14yeah yeah no we get you in something I really want to do something with you
04:16I was like brilliant he said now we have to get something done with them ears
04:21what we have to get something done with them ears yeah and I was like I was
04:25looking going I'm only 16 yeah yeah yeah okay yeah yeah yeah sure so I went home
04:31the same thing my sin he said I have to get something don't me ears I'm thinking
04:35my mom would say like cheeky bastard yeah yeah do you want to get something
04:39don't do
04:41I was like what the fuck is wrong with me ears last week in York there was a man
04:46playing with himself up in the stalls of the show I know I was thrilled yeah
04:53I was absolutely delighted I was like shut up was he hot was he wearing a ring what was the crack
05:01there because that's just never happened but he was like having a no I I was fed I
05:06didn't know how in tech he was having a little go of himself I'd say well he
05:09wasn't having a fall right you know what I mean it wasn't full pepper shit no it was like
05:16yeah it was it was a little sprinkling when you say a little sprinkling of sort
05:22a fondle a fondle it's like he was playing three blind mice on himself because then I didn't know
05:28anyway I saw the footage of it and it was quite innocent in the end okay it wasn't
05:32the compliment I thought it was when he was removed you just went and I was like
05:37that's not that hot you should have fought for me do you know what I mean I want to stay and
05:42finish because it's still hot I just left so that's the closest thing I've had yeah I think
05:47I'm seeing him now I think we're gonna date true or false were you the only boy in an all-girls
05:54school true yeah yeah true why I don't know I didn't make up the rules not with me folks
06:02uh I think they just left it so long to put me into a school that there was no in our local area
06:08there was no places left right yeah so they have to just get you have to go to school it's it's law
06:14yeah and eventually the only school that would take me was the was the girls school so I went in so
06:19I spent the first seven years of my school with all girls in my class and everything we have a picture
06:24of you here I look like a little cult leader in that time it's like all these little miniature wives that I had this little cult leader has looking back on it I was like no one's gonna want to touch me well I was wrong
06:51I didn't know it blew up and then didn't they tweet Putin and it was just worst thing ever
06:56you tweeted who he tweeted Putin Vladimir Putin I tweeted
07:00what did you say to him I just said hey bro how much did you pay them
07:05he's here tonight making that
07:10what is your record in the long jump six thirty two six meters
07:33pints three two right well the reason we're asking that is because uh earlier me seven smacks gave it a go
07:40we didn't know what was a good length what was a bad length uh we've got a video here of johnny trying to
07:47see it yeah here we go
07:50now I just want to say I am carrying uh quad injury grinds a bit tight
07:58didn't have I didn't have the right runners uh several things right okay would you do the honors
08:05can we stand up uh yeah here you go you can reveal that um where you are there smacks got one point
08:11seven I'll take that pretty good
08:19it looks better measured out than it does on the video uh let's have a look and see how johnny b got on
08:25oh
08:27hey he was cheating he had really good runners on
08:30what did you get john I did slightly better I got 2.2
08:35what did you see you got again 632
08:38632 okay we're just going to explain that to people if we can
08:42you jumped
08:44there's four
08:46there's five meters 632 here
08:51well I have two dogs I had two dogs I've had a three-legged lurcher called Lola for years
09:04and then we fostered Mick who has four legs
09:07and there they are there yeah I don't know
09:11I don't know what they're doing
09:13it looks like Lola's going you gotta earn your place in this house
09:27we know at the same time that say all ye jockeys you're all in the same way room
09:32you're all like kind of talking out together for want
09:34we're literally beside each other we're all
09:35can you can you get spicy in there like can it be
09:38do you know what I mean like I can be honest like if some lad cut me off now in a corner he'd be
09:41you know
09:42yeah there's kind of a code
09:43right
09:43it can get spicy there'd be a couple of but really like we're small little lads
09:48lads it's kind of it's kind of a Mormon don't do that again
09:54why is samba so hard
09:56because it's all about like bouncing and moving your hips and your body
09:59is there any music in this place can we get a bit of samba music
10:09that's actually whoever put that song on that's very fast
10:30we don't normally go that quick but they're a batch of cards that you would do to that
10:35I knew it was a bachacada classic bachacada
10:39right close feet lads I hope you all do what we all do
10:41let's and girls come on
10:43head around the pub here we go lads
10:44right okay listen up here we go
10:45so we close our feet and we're going to go back on our right and then left
10:48so it's literally just back back and stay up on your toes wiggling your hips
10:52so we literally go boom boom boom boom
10:56right
10:57not bad
10:58and then we'll just shake
11:00ready music
11:02okay hang on hang on
11:03but do you reckon we want people to
11:06we want people to learn to dance
11:07oh you're doing it behind the bar
11:08we want people to learn to dance
11:09yeah
11:10but there probably won't be too much samba music on in the pub in chipperary
11:12yeah
11:13okay
11:14so can we do this to a song that you might hear in a pub in ireland
11:16well we can make a walk
11:17okay right lads
11:18get it
11:19here we go
11:20come on
11:25okay, well we'll see as you are the only real pro presenter here you do live television all the time
11:36Okay, well seeing as you are the only real pro presenter here you do live television all the time
11:49Oh, would you read the autocue and throw it to the link for us?
11:52I would love to. Where am I going down here?
11:53You see this screen is on top here. Here we go.
11:55Okay, we have got a camera on the streets of Waterford where everyone tell you absolute facts.
12:04In your own time, let's give her a chance.
12:06We have got a camera on the streets of Waterford where everyone smells of cabbage and I'd never go there because they're all sod-busting, blah-eating bog monsters and Limerick.
12:27To know what it is, it's way better. Also, I love the two audience and their fair class.
12:34The two Johnnies, not the two audience.
12:38Thank you, thank you.
12:39Well, and William wrote that herself.
12:43Let's have another game of Irish or Aussie. Let's head back to Coogee Beach in Sydney.
12:48Oh, it feels like home in a way, doesn't it?
12:51Yeah, it does.
12:52Even just buzzing.
12:53Right, so just by looking at somebody...
12:54Who's this lad?
12:55There we go.
12:56Are the Irish or are the Australian?
12:58This lad looks so scared. Get in on him.
13:01Oh, he's got butchies.
13:02OK, don't say anything, man. You're live on television, nod your head if you're up for playing a game.
13:08I think he's got a big Irish head in him, but he's Australian from the neck down.
13:13Yeah.
13:14If that's at all possible.
13:17Joanne, what's your reckon?
13:18I agree with you, the pants aren't... they're not... no Irish man to wear those pants.
13:22But he does have an Irish head. I'm confused.
13:26Audience, what do you reckon Irish or Aussie?
13:28Aussie!
13:29OK, what's your name, mate, and where are you from?
13:32John, from Ireland.
13:34We've got a game that we're calling We Aren't Family.
13:39Yeah, so we've got a camera out in the streets of Galway where all the members of a family are dancing to the same tune,
13:45but here's the catch. One person isn't in the family. Your job is to spot the imposter.
13:49OK.
13:50OK, all right. Let's go live to Galway.
13:52OK, here we go.
13:55Lads, we've got the DeSantis family.
13:57I feel like I know already.
13:59Hang on, hang on.
14:00From one to six, straight away.
14:02Roddy, you're looking at them. Who do you think is not in the family?
14:07In the family?
14:08Yeah, they're all a family bar one.
14:10That fella number two, he looks a bit right.
14:15Andrew, what do you reckon?
14:16Preserved.
14:17Number three, cos he looks too happy.
14:21No family's that happy, yeah.
14:23OK, Karen, what do you reckon?
14:24Oh, now you're going close, it's hard.
14:26Now, so that's... they look, the image.
14:28Yeah.
14:29That fella on the end looks like he's just been plumped there.
14:31It could be him, right.
14:33He looks a bit awkward.
14:34They say the rhythm is in the genes, so let's find out.
14:37We'll get them dancing.
14:38Let's see.
14:39Is this live?
14:40Yeah, this is live in Galway, yeah.
14:41Come on, you goodly.
14:42Right, hit the music.
14:45Oh, I'm taking number four.
14:50Who do you reckon?
14:51Oh.
14:52It's amazing, number four is dancing with his tongue.
14:53Karen, who's not in the family?
14:54Oh, that's so hard.
14:55I tell you, I think number three is American.
14:56Number three looks a bit, yeah, he looks a bit foreign.
14:57He looks American.
14:58OK.
14:59But so does number one.
15:00That girl looks too jolly compared to the rest of them.
15:01OK, who's not in the family?
15:02Three.
15:03Three.
15:04Three.
15:05What do you call it?
15:06What number?
15:07Four, you reckon?
15:08Ronnie Rick is four.
15:09I'll tell you what, say or not, because we'll find out after the break.
15:10We are family.
15:11That girl looks too jolly compared to the rest of them.
15:14OK, who's not in the family?
15:15Three.
15:16Three.
15:17Three.
15:18What do you call it?
15:19What number?
15:20Four, you reckon?
15:21Ronnie Rick is four.
15:22I'll tell you what, say or not, because we'll find out after the break.
15:24two.
15:25One.
15:26Six.
15:27Four, you reckon?
15:28Yeah!
15:29Three.
15:30Three.
15:31Two.
15:32Three.
15:33Two.
15:34Two.
15:35Five.
15:36Two.
15:37Three.
15:38Three.
15:39One.
15:41Three.
15:42Three.
15:43Three.
15:44Three.
15:46Three.
15:47Three.
15:48Now, before the break, we've seen the eight.
15:53break we've seen the de santos family on the streets of galway but one person wasn't actually
15:58part of the family john yes let's go back to galway and see lads right looking at the screens
16:02who do we think is not part of the family lads what you reckon what number
16:08what are we saying okay okay moment of truth moment of truth we think it's number four
16:12some people are saying number six would the real imposter please step forward
16:23oh okay number four what's your name and how do you know the family or have you ever met them
16:30before my name is keegan and i have no idea who these people are put your hands together
16:36and a big thank you to everybody on the streets of galway
16:53we're raising children not to play outside because it's too dangerous don't let them play
16:57outside why what in case they discover exploration independence problem solving resilience and
17:02essential adult skills and ironically leaving them indoors with the ipad where the paedophiles
17:08actually live by the way on the internet so we find ourselves in an environment
17:17i learned this recently ireland has a navy
17:21we've seven boats lads oh the dictators of the world are shitting themselves now aren't they huh
17:31we have seven ships seven vessels and their job is to go around the island
17:37to go around the island now i don't know if they go up the north right
17:40i haven't googled it yet right so they go three quarters around the island right
17:48or update i'm a cross community comedian pick your side lads right
17:52and their job and i didn't know this when i go to bed at night on my lovely warm pillow there's
17:56men and women out there on the water away from their own families four or five weeks at a time
18:04protecting our country they're away from their own families riding each other
18:11oh they're all at it just like the guards and the teachers
18:21oh they love oh they level out in the atlantic ocean they love it like
18:28and they're away from they're away from away from their own families protecting our country
18:33and i'm at home and these people will never let us down if we ever get invaded
18:37but only in ireland would this happen that one day on the news the government announced
18:41to the rest of the world that five of the ships were broken what sort of a country announces to
18:50the rest of the world that their first line of defense is broken keep your mouth shut lads
18:57tell them you have a hundred boats and say nothing right i know the uk have a policy to stop the
19:04boats in ireland we can't even feckin start ours like you know
19:07this is the weirdest rt show i have ever done ladies and gentlemen and i just recently did high
19:20road low road for rt1 anybody see it yeah if anybody see okay you flick a coin two percent
19:24just flick a coin one person gets the high road the high end five star experience the other person gets
19:28a low road uh the shite experience high road low road colin murphy and i went to poland colin murphy
19:32and i went to poland colin murphy got front row tickets to a cold play concert backstage passes
19:37and a chance to chat to chris martin one-on-one for 25 minutes and i got the high road
19:43i am single at the minute um oh yes meet me at the bar afterwards uh but i think i think i know why
19:59i'm single now i think i figured it out i think it's because i like to think i can change a man
20:05yes the girls over here as well we love a little bit of a project don't we
20:09you know the way some men like to fix cars well i like to fix men
20:14i'll look for something on the verge of breaking down and i'll be like come here to me
20:20and then i'll spend two years under that thing making sure it's road worthy
20:25don't worry guys as a comedian you're in safe hands with me i'm very woke unbelievable unbelievable
20:31like even when it comes to the old lgbqta i've got a best friend for every letter
20:35i do i've got a best friend for like lesbian that's my friend jyvonne
20:41like g that's my friend brian like t-trans that's my friend jyvonne again she's great
20:46she covers a load of letters for me actually
20:50god she's on the real that one she's great
20:53she doesn't cover asexually at the end people who don't want to have sex
20:56but my wife sorts that one out so it's fine
21:05you learn a lot when you become a dad the breastfeeding and all that i remember the very
21:09first time ever experiencing it i was there with my wife she was trying to feed the baby it wasn't
21:13really working i didn't realize i thought it just would work all the time you know and god bless the
21:17nurses and nurse came into the room and grabbed my wife's breast and my son's head with the elegance
21:23of a builder you know like picking an extension lead out of a puddle i'll get it to work don't
21:29worry and now i kind of thrive on the awkwardness you know i love it like my my my uh my wife's dad
21:36was coming to visit when we had the baby and um i could see by the walk on the man when he walked
21:42into the living room that he was going to go for a kiss with the baby and i also knew his daughter was
21:48feeding the baby so i could have stopped him
21:57but i was bored out of my mind you know i said ah this would be good and fair play to him he must
22:03know when he got to there but he kept going all the way down it was so awkward and then he tried to
22:08make a joke about it which is something i wouldn't recommend to be quite honest with you because the
22:12joke he went for that evening right was uh leave some for me you greedy little shit
22:20good god lads yeah we haven't seen him since you know he doesn't
22:24am i the only that can see the obvious link between the decline of drinking alcohol
22:29and the rise of celibacy it's obvious um
22:35siobhan and no i don't know how long you've been together
22:3724 years right we don't even need to check right unless you're muslim or a recovering addict
22:44no you were off your tits the first time you got it on with siobhan there is no there is no
22:50there is no other way there is no there is sorry
22:59guaranteed well
23:05well we know well now now that's guaranteed then i know we don't even need to check noel do not confirm
23:13or do i know for a fact you wouldn't even be here tonight you never would
23:16were it not for alcohol you would not have been created there would be an empty space there'd be
23:23no rose no i would have had to get to the point where i go i could see two of you can i smash one
23:27of you it would have been something like that wouldn't it it's going on thank you that's it put your
23:34chips on my back now that's it that's it i can feel the vinegar on my chinese tattoo
23:40thank you very much good evening ladies and gentlemen it's time for one of the greatest quizzes of
23:50all time it's the parish quid
24:09i also heard your lifeguard your qualified lifeguard yeah technically yeah but i can't swim
24:14right so you're a lifeguard you can't swim you're aware of what lifeguards do yeah yeah
24:21how who how did you qualify um i did a class in school with about 20 other people and i was the
24:27only one that failed and they felt bad so they passed me and i'll tell you one thing dean if i'm ever
24:33in the river lad please please just offer me a soup instead or something uh what are you up to
24:37yourself oh doing a bit of milk and doing a bit of nursing a bit of nursing a bit of nursing but i'm out yeah the
24:44two ends of it you know are you a nurse trying i'm in my i only dropped out once and i didn't drop out
24:53this past two years so i'm doing well now should get on to dean's teacher he'll be passive
24:57and who are you looking or who are you looking for who are you looking for
25:07pa colin he's a fellow up the road for me so right i'm looking there in nearly five years so
25:12now we heard uh you had an interest in the other roles at shalee yourself
25:16hey what's this what's going on i know we love so we're only about 40 minutes odd from shalee at home
25:23so we go back every year so i recognized a few of the faces when i come in this evening and i know we
25:27love it yeah and how do you think caitlin is doing oh she's fab caitlin's a dope she has such a good
25:31guy great answer rosary answer 100 i feel like that you already
25:40do you have a favorite animal i do um snoopy the cow
25:46snoopy the cow now is snoopy the cow just your favorite or is it a pet or what oh it's a pet yeah
25:50no uh she as as a calf and a heifer she used to snoop into her pockets right see what she could
25:56find usually sweets or something you know something good so that's why she got the name snoopy way over
26:03that you're a farmer there's a lot of money in there there's none of that johnny and representing us is
26:10jake kiney how are you jake well jake how are you getting on man right
26:17well how's you wrecked a fair long way up
26:22we're up here every week man come on yeah you could stay home we'd see each other as well
26:28kicking off with john in rossnery here's your question hi johnny congratulations on becoming the
26:33third johnny just to ask you who was the captain of the saint mary's adult team to won the junior b
26:40championship and here's his mother
26:52it's a mirage yeah sorry the man asking the question is standing right there
26:58and then the motor is there
27:01you obviously recognize that woman i do yeah who is it who is it it's mommy
27:06the woman in the video is your mother yeah okay so the answer to the question is uh my brother james lynch
27:19and the answer is james lynch
27:26wonder connor we're back to you let's have your next question
27:31well amy connor here i'm with the two fergals you're with the two johnny's
27:34muncheponic last won the junior championship in 1976 against spania our question for you today is
27:42whose cows are those
27:46whose cows are they out the back of the ga field right it is
27:50own brodie's cows own brodie's cows yes right well let's find out if you're right
27:55and the answer is the brodie's
27:57thai we're starting with nerdy here we go here's your question hi thai jillian here from the shop can
28:07you tell us which local farmer sells us these potatoes
28:11no thai that's jillian from the shop no need for first names the shop i like how i like how you're all in nerdy
28:22too much hardship to name the shop it's just a shop uh who produces them spuds
28:27uh john burn john burn okay all right john burn is it let's find out if you're right
28:35and the answer is the burns
28:49okay ashley let's go back to khalidi for your next question
28:53hi ashley margaret and mike here we're here in the shop in nahida and margaret has a question for you
29:00actually what year did my mother open the shop
29:07now that is khalidi's posh and becks margaret and mike
29:12what year did margaret's mother open the shop oh like i think it's the 50s i'm between 53 or 54.
29:19one give it a go 54. 1954. okay let's go back to dexter's laboratory and find out
29:25and the answer is 1953
29:40jake you ready just to go up now let's go to the premier county for our next question
29:45hi jake andy here with firma cool's two hounds but last thursday evening this hound here peppy
29:56had a big birthday party in palmukka your father was there with many others he had a cheesecake
30:01the lads had sponge cake the lads had sponge cake but what age was peppy
30:08okay the question is the question is what age was pepe the dog last week
30:12i wouldn't invite it
30:14i didn't even get to collect the feather
30:16uh that dog's fair old
30:2316. that's a fair age let's go back to andy and find out if you're right
30:28hi jake i hope you got it right or you'll be in trouble the next evening
30:32but mr peppy celebrated his 16th birthday
30:35it's a draw lads which means we need a tiebreaker right can we get davy russell give us a hand with
30:45this tiebreaker davy russle jump in here this this is a tough quiz
30:52it is a tough quiz well you see you're not from those parishes
30:571953 and 1954 do you know what i mean
31:00okay lads so our question is davy russle champion jockey all his life had to be on top of his weight
31:08in order to race our question is now he's retired what weight is he
31:13oh you don't have a weight in time you have a weight skills
31:15no please no
31:16tiger nerney to the nearest kg what weight would you say davy he's laying them up and down
31:24what's your looking time his own his hindquarters have a good look at him now
31:30oh what would you put on him tike
31:33eh
31:34eh
31:36shhh
31:3888 kg 88 kg what's that in all money you don't know i don't know what that is in all money yeah 88 kg
31:45ashley oh it's pure sat in the deck i'd say 85 kg okay she's meant for a little less on 85 well
31:52here's the moment the truth davy jump on that we're back in the way room oh i mean like
31:57with or without clothes
32:00we'll be back after the break
32:02we'll live on the clothes just hop up in it she'll work away yeah okay
32:07including the boots
32:1188 kg which means tiger's the winner
32:14in one of these envelopes is an all expenses paid trip to las vegas
32:33now also in there okay is a bag of spuds from the shop
32:39which envelope are you gonna take tike what's it gonna be in one of them is the trip to vegas and
32:45the others the bag of spuds we're going with this one you're going with that one closest to you okay
32:48tike open her up and let us know dead right bless yourself
32:54hold it up to the camera what have you got what's it going to be a bag of spuds
32:56thanks give it up for clang and ashley
33:08free from desire
33:09mind and senses purify
33:11free from desire
33:13mind and senses purify
33:15free from desire
33:37now ladies and gentlemen you may not know this um we don't like to bring it up too often but
33:42tip one the all-ireland
33:46take that carlo
33:49and tonight in the bar is a very important guest
33:52can i make my way down please if you don't mind ladies and gentlemen
33:56sorry how are you what's your name you're not our guest but thank you
33:59not you nico kenny jersey either lads because if you don't mind right here behind you all all evening has been
34:05deline mccarton
34:12now
34:14tipper airy were lucky enough to win it this year but only 10 counties have ever won the hurling
34:19all-ireland championship and had the chance to climb those hallowed steps and make the famous speech
34:24so we thought we'd let some counties who have never won the all-ireland
34:30some people here in the audience might like to lift it
34:33like i see a whole mix of jerseys uh where are you guys from
34:35i'm baltimore america baltimore have never won it
34:40right is say for example is there anyone here from tyrone
34:44yeah okay let's go have a chat this this this should go well i think
34:54okay who's from tyrone
34:57tyrone have never won the lean mccarty have they that's right i know
35:00well would you like the chance now to lift the cup and make a speech geez i'd love it
35:03okay are you ready so in your own time ready
35:06who would you like to thank
35:14geez i'd like to thank my whole family and all the good people at trillicon especially my uncle
35:18rodney kelly big inspiration
35:23no this is this is unbelievable never thought i'd lift this thing in my life
35:28thanks very much
35:29give it up to ron everybody
35:31yay back to you johnny smacks thank you john now as johnny b said only 10 counties have won
35:40the lee mccarty cup one of those counties have won it since 1998
35:46i am of course talking about awfully uh neil do you remember the summer of 1998. shut your face
35:52yes it was brilliant absolutely brilliant first team to be knocked out and still win it when it got
35:56in the back door the way all awfully people like to do it that sounded weird
36:05i'm from rosgray so right on the border yeah occupied awfully yeah yeah so you know i'm always
36:11kind of giving awfully a ribbon but i think it's it's time that you know we get the lee mccarty
36:15over give it to an awfully man oh yes i think it's only fairness would you like to see neil delamere lift
36:19the lee mccarty cup
36:23for the boys of awfully come on what about carlo
36:29i don't know if i can do this john there's a good chance there's a good chance i may not be able to
36:33show me face around rosgrave for a while but neil delamere you've surely practiced this in the
36:37mirrors the young fella no i knew i was so shy i didn't get anyone here i'd like to thank my uncle
36:42rodney kelly um he's he moved down from tyrone and this is why we won can i do the speech i would
36:50make oh lads it's listen it's customary in this position we want to say hip hip array to the losing
36:56team but it was kilkenny and you can't beat those fuckers by enough so
37:00oh
37:15oh blue it is a lovely colour till it gets the second dip that's the way with the owlands courting you'll
37:22never know when he'll take a fit madam i'm a darling a diro did a row oh madam i'm a darling a diro day
37:29oh madam i have gold and silver madam i have tracks of land madam i have ships in the ocean all i'm
37:37missing is a fine young man madam i'm a darling a diro did a row oh madam i'm a darling a diro day oh
37:44going to the well for water washing it around for to make some tea he fell over i fell under all of the
37:51game was above the name madam i'm a darling a diro did a row oh madam i'm a darling a diro day oh madam
37:59you can tie my garter tie it up above my knee if you want you can tie it further madam i'm a darling a diro
38:07Oh, madam, I'm a darling the diro did a row. Oh, madam. I'm a darling a diro day. Oh, madam
38:13I'm a darling the diro did the row. Oh, madam. I'm a darling the diro day
38:27The personality of an animal to what kind of person they should do it. It's not date or relate again with animals
38:37Jack Russell's
38:39We're wondering if you could describe we've got an animal here for you. Yeah, yeah, this is Goujon who is a five-year-old
38:44Golden retriever. I mean what kind of person owns a Goujon?
38:49Well, the person who should own a golden retriever is someone that likes to walk and someone who's active because a lot of dogs are
38:54Rehomed because people get a cockapoo and they live in a fucking flat
38:58So I would think a quite active person that likes walking. Yeah, we've got another dog for you here. Yeah
39:04This is Ted Hastings who was a four-year-old golden doodle. Yeah, you know
39:09What kind of a person owns him? Well, that would probably be an old lady or an elderly gay man
39:16We can tell you there are two dogs
39:22The question is which Johnny owns which dog? Oh
39:27Who's been doing more walking
39:34I'm a golden retriever. Yeah, that's my Goujon. Yeah golden doodle. I am of course
39:38He's a golden one. He's a golden one. He's a golden one
39:39He's a golden one
39:40I am, of course, an heavenly gamer
39:41I'm a little harsh
39:44So we have a series of pictures which show you at your absolute peak. So we thought we'd play a game. Are you up for this? Yeah
39:51Okay, it's called a game face where you have to tell us which event you are participating in just going from your facial expressions
39:58Let's have a let's have a look at your first picture
40:02It has to be long jump because I always pull the worst faces to long jump surely
40:07You reckon it's long jump? If I do that in any other event, that's really embarrassing
40:11Let's find out if it is long jump
40:21Let's have a look at another photo, okay now
40:23I know it instantly a really big curry
40:31What do you reckon Kate?
40:32Has to be the shot put
40:33The shot put
40:34Has to be
40:35This is me trying to do maths
40:38Right let's find out if it is the shot put
40:40It is
40:45Let's have one more, let's have a look, okay
40:47Erm
40:48I know it again, it's long jump has to be like
40:50Okay, let's have a look, is it the long jump?
40:52Is it the long jump?
40:53It has to be
40:54It is you long jumping over the living
41:00So we are going to show you some pictures
41:02This is the view you would have had when you were riding these horses winning races
41:06Did I? Are these horses that I rode?
41:07Yes
41:08Okay
41:09So let's have a look at horse number one
41:12No way
41:13No way, I didn't ride that horse
41:15It's got a double bridle on, no way
41:17No way, I didn't ride that horse
41:18It's got a double bridle on, no way
41:19So
41:20You did, that's one of yours
41:21You did, that's one of yours
41:22That's one of yours
41:23That's one of yours, yeah
41:24There's no denying it now
41:26I know they don't all look the same when you see the photos
41:29That's one of yours
41:30They don't all look the same from behind Davey
41:35Right Davey, look, you rode this horse, who is it?
41:40Sam Crow
41:41It's Max
41:42Well Davey, let's find out if you're right
41:44It is Sam Crow
41:46That's fucking good
41:48That's amazing
41:49Okay, we've got another one
41:52Yeah, we've got another
41:53Okay Davey, here's a look at horse number two
41:57Now that is, that is, I would say a harder one
42:00Very hairy
42:04No, I
42:06No, you did
42:08They're all horses
42:09We know you
42:10They're all horses you rode
42:11Right, I
42:13I don't know that horse, no
42:15Take a guess
42:16If it's
42:18Field or
42:19It's not Irish Point
42:21Oh, good horse
42:22Yeah
42:24It was my last winner
42:25Yeah, your last winner
42:27Yeah, it was my last winner
42:28Yeah, good horse him
42:29Yeah, okay
42:30He can't hear you
42:31Let's, let's have a look at one more
42:32One more
42:33One more
42:34Ah, the man himself, is it?
42:36What are you saying?
42:37What are you saying?
42:38Is that the tiger?
42:39It is tiger oil
42:40Yeah
42:45What is he?
42:46Good horse
42:47Good horse
42:48Good horse
42:49Your man still gives out about your fashion choices from time to time
42:52I mean, is it fair to say she's trolling you a bit?
42:54When I'm, she is my ultimate troll
42:56I had to ban her from texting me when I'm live on television
43:00Because it was
43:01Oh, stay to your hair
43:02Jesus
43:03Bit heavy with the make-up
43:04Bit heavy with the make-up this morning
43:06Do you think that, do you think that shirt is right?
43:08Oh my god, are you pregnant?
43:09Did you forget to tell me?
43:10And this is just
43:11Wait, in the middle of the show?
43:12In the middle of
43:13In the middle of
43:14Like, it will start at 7 and it will not stop until 10
43:16So I had to ban her
43:17We have some of the messages that your ma'am has sent you
43:19Oh no
43:20She's got out
43:21This is for you
43:22The hair is, the hair is a big page
43:25Can't see your face with your hair
43:26With your hair
43:27Yeah
43:28So this is in the middle of the show
43:29You might shake your forehead to brain
43:307.40 in the morning
43:3120 to 8, I've been on air for 40 minutes
43:33We have another one here
43:34Hair lovely but you're very pale
43:36It's not the time, Mary
43:40We're living in different times, girl
43:41Mary is on fire
43:428.19
43:43We've got another one here
43:44Hate that blouse mirror
43:45Bin bin
43:46Bin bin
43:49And I think this is my personal favourite
43:51Love your jumper
43:53TV3 keep showing your spanks
43:57We've wondered like what it's like to get hit by a professional boxer
44:00Yeah
44:01And thankfully Johnny B has said he's willing
44:03To get hit by a professional boxer
44:07So we
44:11So
44:12I mean
44:13Would you
44:14This one's not that potted
44:16Good
44:17Good
44:18Good
44:19It is
44:20Give it to Nick
44:21Fucking give it to
44:22Are you starting like that, yeah?
44:24Sorry
44:25I'll get it wrong
44:26Is he it?
44:29Is he it?
44:30Is he it?
44:31Is he it?
44:32Is he?
44:33Is he it?
44:34Is he it?
44:35Is he it?
44:36Is he it?
44:37Is he it?
44:38Is he it?
44:39Is he it?
44:40Is he it?
44:41Is he it?
44:42Is he it?
44:43What do you want more?
44:44You hit me with your bat hand
44:45I appreciate that
44:46Oh!
44:47Oh!
44:48Oh!
44:49Oh!
44:50Oh!
44:51Oh!
44:52Oh!
44:53Thank you
44:54Well
44:55That's all we have time for tonight, lads
44:57Well, it's only a time for tonight, lads.
45:01Back in the house for the two Johnnies late-night lock-in season finale!
45:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
45:08Yeah, yeah, fuck you, yeah!
45:10WHISTLE BLOWS
45:12Shut up, actually, it's actually the maniac!
45:15WHISTLE BLOWS
45:18All right.
45:20Let's do this.
45:22WHISTLE BLOWS
45:25WHISTLE BLOWS
45:28She walked across the depths of that night, she was dressed to kill.
45:31She was a sexy lady, she had to get her thrill.
45:35How did she get it? How did she know?
45:37With all the music, the beat, the tempo, she just walked for that life.
45:40She was in for the fight.
45:41She said, Quittings, all the time with a new chair.
45:44All the time with a mic in the left hand.
45:46It's been no fun to preach it.
45:47Are you ready now? Look into the rooms now.
45:49Life, it has no meaning.
45:50Are you ready now? Move to the madness.
45:52I'm calling back to you.
45:54We bring this group to you.
45:57Are you ready now? Move to the groove.
46:00Put your hands up in the air.
46:03One super question to ask you.
46:05Are you ready?
46:09Come on, come on, come on, come on.
46:10Are you ready now?
46:11Come on, come on.
46:12How are you ready now?
46:13Come on.
46:14Come on, come on.
46:15Come on, come on.
46:16Hello.
46:17I'm a special person in the house tonight.
46:18Look at you, see?
46:20She's a maniac.
46:21She's a maniac.
46:22Maniac on the floor.
46:27And she's dancing.
46:28And she's dancing like she ever did before.
46:33She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
46:40And she's dancing
46:42And she's dancing like she never did before
46:47The audience needs a patient time
46:49She said put your hands in the air
46:53Side to side like you just don't care
46:56Everybody in the house on a party night
46:58Scream up back to me
47:00Addy, addy, addy
47:02Park, park, park
47:03She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
47:08And she's dancing
47:10And she's dancing like she never did before
47:14The Grand Tonight
47:22A huge thank you to everyone here in Swan's Bar tonight
47:25And thank you to all of our guests throughout the series
47:27And thank you at home for watching
47:29for a very special performance from Dan McCabe playing Grace.
47:32We'll see you soon. Bye, bye, bye, bye.
47:59We have told us we must earn liberty
48:04We'll hold you on in the stern place
48:10Do you have you heath been?
48:17Oh, gracious, hold me in your arms
48:21And let this moment linger
48:24You'll take me out of the dark
48:29And I will die
48:31With all my love
48:36I place this wedding ring
48:39Upon your finger
48:41There won't be time
48:44To share a love
48:47For me to say
48:49Oh, gracious, hold me in your arms
48:58And let this moment linger
49:01They'll take me out of the dark
49:05And I will die
49:08With all my love
49:13I place this wedding ring
49:16Upon your finger
49:18There won't be time
49:21To share a love
49:24For me to say goodbye
49:27There won't be time
49:32To share a love
49:35For me to say goodbye
49:42I May go
49:44This one
49:45My
49:47So
49:48I
49:48And
49:49I
49:49I
49:52I
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49:56I
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49:59I
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