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Coronation Street S66E151 Thursday 25th December 2025
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00:00Music
00:02Music
00:04Music
00:12Music
00:14Music
00:24Music
00:26It was Christmas Eve
00:30In the drunk tank
00:34In a man sitting
00:38Won't see another one
00:42And then we sang a song
00:48The rare old mountain tune
00:52I turned my face away
00:55I love it
00:57I dreamt about you
01:00Got on a lucky one
01:05Come in and let's into one
01:09I've got a feeling
01:12That's the earth is for me
01:16So happy Christmas
01:22I love you baby
01:25I can see you better
01:29Thank you
01:30Everyone needs for the song
01:32Well all our dreams
01:34Thank you
01:35Merry Christmas
01:35Merry Christmas
01:36They got cars big as bars
01:49They got rivers of gold
01:51But the wind goes right through you
01:52It's no place for the old
01:54When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
01:57You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:00You were handsome
02:01You were pretty queen
02:02I knew your city
02:03When the band finished playing
02:04You know she's invited Adam and Alya don't you?
02:08Oh don't
02:09I mean she could have invited one of your exes
02:11Balance it out a bit
02:12Who's she?
02:14The cat's mother?
02:16Do you like what I got Eva?
02:17It reminds me of that quote from the bible
02:20Pearls before swine
02:22Ma
02:22What?
02:24Why is everyone so serious?
02:27Come on
02:27It's Christmas
02:28Our first guest has arrived
02:30Merry Christmas
02:31Hi
02:31Hi
02:31Hi
02:32My secret Santa contribution
02:34I hope I'm not too early
02:35Oh of course not
02:36Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:38The mouth on that
02:40Let me get you one Megan
02:42Wait till you taste it
02:43You'll die
02:44Mwah
02:46Don't let her get to you
02:48Rise above it
02:50Oh I'm rising
02:51Practically transcendental
02:53Closed?
03:01Closed on Christmas Day?
03:03I mean it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:07They will be opening later I believe
03:10Family meal?
03:11I mean lucky for some eh?
03:13It's a case of I'm alright Jack
03:15If ever I've heard one
03:16Happy birthday David
03:20Yeah
03:20Ta
03:21Oh yes happy er
03:23You know
03:24Merry Christmas
03:27You're a little late for last minute shopping aren't you?
03:30Oh no I wish
03:31No
03:31Wouldn't late for work
03:32See
03:33Yes fascinating
03:35I'm not surprised he doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:40Why?
03:41What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:51My donation for our secret Santa
03:54Oh yeah
03:56The table looks dead nice Eva
03:58I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:00Now Ollie
04:02As wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
04:05Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:07Of course
04:09Everything's under control
04:11Nan
04:11He's making my favourite
04:15A bird within a bird within a bird
04:18Have you seen something you don't like Maggie?
04:24Plenty
04:25Ta-da
04:30Hey
04:31Oh I hate leaving you on your own
04:35I'm going to sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide
04:39Well at least you know I'll come back sober
04:42Yep Kev's enough to make anyone leave that
04:45Right
04:46Come on then me and you
04:48Let's get off
04:48To see Jack and open some presents
04:51See you later
04:52Oh some presents
04:54Your presents
04:55It just feels weird being here
05:05Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed dog
05:08Well they invited us
05:09And Ollie's meant to be a great cook so
05:11Come on
05:12Open it
05:12It's symbolic
05:16Of what?
05:18The key to your heart
05:19Listen
05:20I love you
05:21And I think we should move in together
05:23In fact
05:26We can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank whenever you want
05:29Are you serious?
05:30Yeah I'm serious
05:31Ollie and Azir
05:33Will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:35I'll move in with him
05:36I'd love to
05:38Kurt what did you think you were doing?
05:42Come on babe it's Christmas
05:43One or two won't hurt
05:44As long as it's only one or two
05:47It's bird within a bird
05:49Within a bird sounds very
05:51Henry VIII
05:53Divorced, beheaded, died
05:56Divorced, beheaded
05:58Survived
05:59I always find that last one very disappointing
06:02Hey
06:04Merry Christmas
06:05Merry Christmas Daniel
06:06Hello young man
06:07Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:08Oh and is this your little guy?
06:12Couldn't you just eat him?
06:14Come here to me
06:15Oh you're gorgeous
06:18You must stay for dinner
06:20We'll set two more places
06:22We have more company
06:23Well I'm sure Daniel's got the places to be
06:26Hey us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:30Perfect
06:31We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:35And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:39Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:40Well aren't you going to open it?
06:48A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:54Oh wow
06:55That's supposed to be amazing
06:56Thank you
06:58Will?
07:00Sorry about him
07:12He's missing his girlfriend
07:14Chloe and Hull
07:16Bless him
07:18So Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas has she
07:24Did she fly?
07:26Yeah bless her
07:27Oh I so miss air travel
07:29You know the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:31In flight entertainments
07:33And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:36The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:39I hope you two don't want feeding
07:42David
07:42Worry not
07:44We're not peripatetic noshers
07:46We just dropped by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:50And a happy birthday of course
07:51Sorry David's a bit stressed
07:54His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:56Well I'm not bothered
07:58Do I look bothered?
07:59Yes David actually you look incredibly bothered
08:01Oh the curse of the light fingered postman strikes again
08:04Abidemi is not light fingered
08:06Abidemi's quite fit actually
08:08I'm brought
08:09You know mother swore blind
08:11That she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Micklemas
08:15Did they arrive?
08:17Did they poncho?
08:18Gale sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:21Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:23I mean I had to make my own out of cork flooring
08:26Pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:28Well it's classic Gale isn't it?
08:30She's got a postcode to a house that she lived at for four million years
08:33Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:36I don't want a stupid present anyway
08:39Now that is one hell of a moist breast
08:47Blumptious that's what it is
08:50Oh my taste buds think it's Christmas
08:52Oh hang on a minute
08:53It is
08:53It is Christmas
08:54And compliments to the chef
08:56Thank you Todd
08:57Cheers
08:58Cheers
08:59Well I'm the sous chef
09:01Did you get my email?
09:05Oh I'm so sorry that's so rude of me
09:07Yes thank you very much
09:10What email?
09:12Oh
09:12Summer's got him the most amazing gift
09:14She was telling us before
09:15Lovely
09:16Oh I
09:16I'm jealous
09:17I am
09:18I am spitting feathers
09:19Right so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:22So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective
09:26At a film festival
09:27Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:29Oh
09:30Was Andrew Scott in Etty Wainthrop?
09:32Oh lucky Etty
09:34I don't think so
09:36Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:40I don't think it was that canon he was interested
09:43Ah what did the kids get you for you?
09:46Was it socks and smellies?
09:47Oh kids honestly
09:49They can be so unimaginative can't they?
09:52Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:54What?
09:55A pencil sharpener
09:56Oh
09:57Well no they've not got me now yet
10:00But I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:02I um
10:03I've got to try the form
10:05Didn't I love?
10:06Yeah
10:07It's gorgeous
10:08Oh isn't it amazing
10:10We can get in the 50 piece shop these days
10:11But Andrew Scott though eh
10:14I don't think of him he is
10:15He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:17He's that hot priest
10:19In that thing where she went round being posh
10:20Talking to me
10:21Oh yes
10:22No I know
10:22I know
10:23Yeah
10:23Speaking of vicars
10:25Billy's taking his time isn't he?
10:28Yeah it's his busiest day of the year isn't it?
10:30Ah
10:30All these hot priests everywhere eh
10:33What a lucky boy you are Tori
10:35This is lovely
10:38Mmm
10:38Mmm
10:39Mmm
10:39Mmm
10:40You alright Lisa Lou?
10:48Erm
10:49I've got a text from Roy
10:50He says you rang the hotel
10:51That car I booked on
10:52And she never checked in
10:53Oh no biggie
10:54Maybe she changed her mind
10:56And went somewhere else
10:57Well obviously she went somewhere else
10:59The question is where
11:01And she's disabled the tracker on her phone
11:02So
11:03Right
11:04Well
11:07I'm nipping out for an hour
11:08What now?
11:10Well
11:10I can't divulge too much
11:11But even on Christmas Day
11:12There's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:14Crikey
11:15You're in and out more times
11:16Than I've been Carla
11:17Sorry
11:19Mmhmm
11:20Sorry
11:23Hey
11:35I just wanted to check you were cool
11:37With me and Ali have been here
11:38Maggie kind of press ganged us
11:40Yeah she's good at that
11:41It's fine darling
11:42You OK
11:43My letter
11:45Which letter?
11:47The letter
11:47I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:51Look let me have a look in your bag
12:09Maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:10I've done nothing but check it
12:11Fill your boots
12:11I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:16Well if it has
12:17Someone's obviously chucked it
12:18Which is a good thing
12:19No news is good news
12:20I feel sick
12:21It's not there is it?
12:23No
12:23Oh do you know what
12:24Maggie's been so off with me
12:26But then she's like that every day
12:27Ain't she?
12:27I'm sure if she'd found it
12:28You'd know by now
12:29Yeah that's true
12:30Look calm down
12:31Deep breaths
12:32All right Ben
12:34Everything all right in here?
12:36Yeah fine
12:37I better um
12:38Listen babe I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:46I know I'm sorry
12:47What happens the next time we walk in he's unhooking your bra
12:49He was just giving me a pep talk
12:51With his fingers
12:52Babe I was just getting wound up about Maggie
12:54He was just calming me down
12:56So come to me not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:57I know I'm sorry
12:59Look for what it's worth I'm sorry about my ma
13:01Which bit?
13:03Ha
13:03All of her
13:04Come on babe strengthen the numbers
13:07All right?
13:26Sorry to hear about your mum
13:31It's what it is
13:34Happens to us all eventually I guess
13:37You must miss her
13:43I'm being daft really but
13:45Yeah
13:46Nothing daft about it
13:48People are still around
13:51You want to make the most of him
13:52It's what we need isn't it
13:55What?
13:59Human contact
14:00You haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:05Yeah but that looks like your doorstep
14:08Doesn't it?
14:10That's nothing like our doorstep you plump
14:12Well Mary said it was
14:14Well has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:18Well it might have been Brian
14:20Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:23No they came round for Christmas drinks
14:25Oh since when were you Polly with Brian and Mary?
14:29I'm not
14:29You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:31Look I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:34Happy birthday David love mum
14:36Yeah
14:38Yeah I suppose
14:39Well you don't mind I'm not bothered anyway
14:41Didn't want to tell your face that
14:42Do you know what Tim forget it
14:45Nice tap
14:50Very festive
14:52I made that
14:54Yeah
14:56Bit dry
14:58Yeah
14:59Bit dry
14:59Well now you've had your meds and some scram
15:02You're going to leave a nice reassuring voice note for my lady wife
15:05No I'm not
15:06I'm not doing it
15:09You know when she realises I'm missing
15:12She'll come looking for me
15:14Oh right
15:15Do you really think so
15:18You see that's not the impression I got last night when she was
15:22Oh no I don't want to rub it in
15:26You can probably smell her perfume on me
15:29If I found the evidence that you're corrupt
15:35It's only a matter of time before there's due to
15:37Oi Miss World
15:39Shut your face
15:40Just need to reply to my lease
15:48Oh she wants me
16:01Maybe I'm just better than you
16:05Oh did I mention that we slept together last night
16:08Again
16:09My bad
16:11Naughty Becky
16:12That's what she said actually
16:16He's acting like you used to a serious
16:27Oh come on
16:29It's not like I got him a present
16:30Or me
16:31Oh really
16:34Well I feel a bit daft now
16:39But open it then
16:42A new earbuds
16:47Thanks
16:48There you are
16:53I feel I should be banging a gong
16:55Come in now will you
16:56Dinner is served
16:58I've got a skirt on
17:04It's a skirt
17:04Sound of music
17:07Yes
17:08Yes yes
17:08My girl
17:09My girl
17:10I love that film
17:14I played Maria on the ships
17:15Oh here we go
17:16We did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:18I was basically editing highlights
17:20It was me spinning around on the Alp
17:23And then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:24Pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:26Good heavens
17:26Oh they don't have like kiddies
17:28The wrong side of 30
17:29And then no
17:30Still
17:31The audience went nuts for it
17:32Oh
17:33Loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:34Are Glenda
17:35No if you're ever suffering from insomnia
17:36Phone her up and ask her about a 12 minute
17:37Chitty chitty bang
17:38Right here we go
17:39Okay here's the song
17:41Oh the song
17:41It's hard to tell with your acting
17:43Oh shut up
17:43Yes please love
17:46First word
17:48First word
17:48You okay
17:50They're not answering
17:52Who
17:53I'm trying to video call the kills
17:55What are you doing
17:59Always a little more tipsy than anything sir
18:04I'll um
18:05This is so much better than Tracy's nuts
18:13What is it exactly
18:15It's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:20Ollie
18:20It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:23Do you like it
18:25Yeah it's fantastic isn't it
18:26Mmm so are the roasties
18:27And this nut roast is definitely not crusty
18:30My grandson is a very special cook
18:33In fact all my boys are special
18:36And they deserve to be surrounded by special things Lauren
18:41How are the kids well
18:45Yeah fine
18:46You're not tempted to stay with them
18:48My boys deserve only the best
18:53In life
18:54In work
18:55And especially
18:56In love
18:57Is it time for secret centre yet
19:04Food first
19:06Fun later
19:08So um
19:12Do you like being a chef
19:13I do
19:14Yeah
19:14Yeah well I'm in rubbish company
19:16I bet you're not
19:17Nah I am
19:18I could burn a salad
19:19We'll have to pouch you for speed there
19:21Ollie
19:21You'll need a big pan
19:22That wee lad's going nowhere
19:25Wee lad
19:26I bet you like that mate
19:26I think I'll always be his wee lad
19:28A toast
19:29To my boys
19:31Merry Christmas
19:33Merry Christmas
19:34Merry Christmas
19:35Hey
19:39The Poland Express is on later
19:42I thought we could all
19:43Hunker down and watch it together
19:45Don't confuse the boundaries Kev
19:48We did this for the lads
19:49Confuse the boundaries
19:51I'm not throwing my lips on you
19:53He's won
19:54I've lost
19:54I'm over it
19:55Kev
19:55Look he might be younger than me
19:57He might be better looking than me
19:59Don't
19:59You know what I can't call with this
20:00I've got a text card
20:01Tell me we're coming home
20:02Alfie
20:04We need to go now kiddo
20:06Can you hurry up
20:07We need to go now kiddo
20:09We need to go now kiddo
20:10I'm not trying to look at ya
20:14Don't
20:15Tell me
20:15Give me a text card
20:15Don't
20:16Tell me
20:16Tell me
20:17Tell me
20:17I need to go now kiddo
20:18I need to go now kids
20:18Tell me
20:19Tell me
20:19Ha-ha-ha-ha!
20:34Mobile, answer call on speakerphone.
20:38Colin?
20:40Colin, are you there?
20:42Hello.
20:44Bit of a weird concept, isn't it?
20:46Secret Santa.
20:47Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know.
20:53It's a family tradition.
20:54Do you know what? I actually do need socks. I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
20:58She did.
20:59Your pillow talk is outrageous.
21:04And the next one is for...
21:07Drum roll, please.
21:08Oh!
21:12Ben!
21:13We-hey!
21:17Is it a jigsaw?
21:18Oh, come on, what is it?
21:19Wouldn't you like to know?
21:25To my baby.
21:26Give it to me.
21:27Let him read it.
21:28Ben, give it to me. Please, give it to me.
21:29I said, let him read it.
21:32You bitch!
21:33Let my son read the lovely gift I got him.
21:37What is it?
21:38Oh, just evidence of an affair.
21:40What?
21:41Between Eva and Adam.
21:43What?
21:44What?
21:45What?
21:46What?
21:47What?
21:48What?
21:49Why are you so intent on killing our relationship?
22:09Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart.
22:13Read it out to the group.
22:14Ma?
22:15It's a letter to the baby she aborted when she and Ben were going through a rough patch.
22:21Rough patch?
22:22He probably gave her a few dirty looks.
22:25He went back to his wife?
22:26And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here.
22:31Sorry.
22:32Adam, my rock.
22:34Is this true?
22:35Your words, not mine.
22:36There was no affair.
22:37I don't think that Adam's...
22:38Babe, I can explain.
22:39Yeah, well, go ahead then.
22:40And Adam continued to be her rock when she aborted their child.
22:45Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
22:47Do you know the worst of it?
22:48It's still going on.
22:49Oh, please.
22:50No, I'm not having it.
22:51It's not!
22:52Because it wasn't in the first place, babe, I promise.
22:54And it's got enough all to do with you.
22:56Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
22:57What?
22:58No!
22:59Are you happy now?
23:00Not by a long shot.
23:02Because you have broken my son's heart.
23:04Whether or not Eva had an abortion is frankly none of your business.
23:07Is it not, frankly?
23:09Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
23:10What she chose was infidelity.
23:13What kind of a mother are you?
23:14Daniel.
23:15To do this to your own family?
23:16And on Christmas Day?
23:17You can take that smirk off your face and all.
23:20Mate, I'm not smirking.
23:21Nothing happened.
23:22Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
23:24You're completely misreading the situation.
23:25Aye.
23:26Well, misread...
23:27Ben!
23:28Don't worry, Betsy.
23:29I'm fine.
23:30I'm having a really lovely holiday.
23:31Only Roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there.
23:33No.
23:34I, er...
23:35I had to move in the end.
23:49I'm staying at a new place now.
23:51It's, erm...
23:52It's called...
23:53Rhubarb Hill Hotel.
23:55Rhubarb Hill Hotel?
23:57Yeah, yeah.
23:58I'm in...
23:59I'm in the busing suite.
24:00Heh.
24:01Well, I...
24:02Hope you're having a good time.
24:03I'm...
24:04Missing you.
24:05James!
24:06Get dressed and get up.
24:07Abby's on her way back.
24:08What?
24:09Just hurry up!
24:10Be quiet, I'm calling her.
24:11Hiya, love.
24:12Er...
24:13Where are ya?
24:14I'm just outside the main door.
24:15Wicked.
24:16Er...
24:17Listen, would you do me a favour?
24:18Would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box place?
24:21Now, I haven't got the keys.
24:22Oh, but I...
24:23I thought you always had them.
24:24Oh, God, you lazy.
24:25Oh, no, hang on.
24:26I'll tell her I've got them here.
24:27Yeah, do you mind?
24:28I'm running out of juice.
24:29Yeah, of course I can.
24:30Yeah, of course I can.
24:31Just give us a sec.
24:32Just give us a sec.
24:33Right, well, come on.
24:34We need to go and get Cal's charger.
24:35Let me just wake him up.
24:36Come on.
24:37Come on.
24:38Come on.
24:39Come on.
24:40Come on.
24:41Come on.
24:42Come on.
24:43Come on.
24:44I'll tell her I've got them here.
24:45Yeah, do you mind?
24:46Yeah, of course I can.
24:47I'm running out of juice.
24:48Yeah, of course I can.
24:49Just give us a sec.
24:51Right, well, come on.
24:52We need to go and get Cal's charger.
24:54One more move like that and I'm phoning the police.
25:09Why do you hate me so much?
25:11Sit down.
25:12This could take some time.
25:14Oi.
25:15Have you got anything to say for yourself?
25:17Oh, I've got plenty.
25:18And don't you oi me.
25:19Lies.
25:20All lies.
25:21I never had an affair with Adam.
25:23The letter says different.
25:24He supported me while...
25:26How can you trust a silly word she says?
25:27While I was supporting our baby.
25:33What?
25:36The baby was ours.
25:43What was with that stupid hotel name?
25:46Well, I don't know, do I?
25:48I didn't think on my feet.
25:49You had a knife pointing at me.
25:51I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever.
25:54You're giving me a headache.
25:55Do you talk like this with Lies?
25:57No wonder she's gone off you.
25:59Biggest regret of my life, she said.
26:02Meeting Carla.
26:03The biggest regret of my life is following you here.
26:06You did not.
26:08Cos I'd have known.
26:10Don't lie.
26:12Don't lie.
26:15Okay.
26:17All right.
26:18Costello.
26:19Tell me the address.
26:21The rest you do know.
26:22What rest do I know?
26:23That I broke in here.
26:25That you caught me red-handed.
26:29You know, but if...
26:30If I were you,
26:32I wouldn't have left an incriminating burner phone
26:34just lying around linking me to a hit on Costello.
26:37You're so boring.
26:41Right.
26:42Well, I can't stand around here chewing the cud all day.
26:45People to see.
26:46Wives to bed.
26:49So she's not your wife, is she?
26:52Cos you're officially dead.
26:53So that makes her your widow.
26:55Funny you mention dead.
26:57Cos Lisa said that sleeping with you
27:04was like going to bed
27:07with a corpse.
27:13Happy Christmas, Ducky.
27:15Oh.
27:16Oh.
27:17Oh.
27:18Summer.
27:19Oh.
27:20Oh, now that is what I call a beautiful set of conflicts. Aren't they? Aren't you lucky?
27:36You.
27:37Yeah.
27:38Was it a good service, Phyllis?
27:39It was.
27:40It was lovely.
27:41Was it all Christmassy?
27:42It was.
27:43It was.
27:44We had carols around the crib and mince pies afterwards.
27:46Oh, mince pies.
27:47You should have gone, George.
27:49I know.
27:50Oh.
27:51Was there, erm, mulled wine?
27:53It's a family service, love.
27:54Not happy hour at the legs of man.
27:58You all right over there, Theo?
27:59You're looking a bit...
28:00Oh, sorry.
28:01Oh.
28:02Oh.
28:03Are we out staying our welcome?
28:04Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:05Oh, wait.
28:06Tell us.
28:07Well, no, you can tell me.
28:08It's very hard to offend.
28:10Unless it's racism.
28:11I do take offence at that.
28:13No, no.
28:14Honestly, of course not.
28:15You're fine.
28:16You're a worse actor than she is.
28:17That's bullying, that.
28:21I'm going to torture my union.
28:23National Union of Brace and Bar Mates.
28:27Speaking of which, shall we adjourn to the Rovers?
28:31Oh, no, no, no.
28:32Don't leave on my account.
28:33Although, I think old Toddington's ready for a lie down, aren't you?
28:36Yeah, you are looking a bit quiet over there, mate.
28:38I think he's had one of the eight.
28:40I'm fine.
28:41Well, that's what they all say.
28:42I'll tell you what, Billy, he'll miss you.
28:44Found out today he's got a thing for old priests.
28:46I have to get myself a dog collar.
28:48Joe, what's under your castle?
28:51All right, well, erm...
28:52Yeah, well...
28:54Nice to see you both, briefly.
28:56Come here.
28:57Yeah, sorry about that.
28:58Yeah.
29:01You get your bag and I'll get your coat.
29:02Come here.
29:04Merry Christmas.
29:05Thanks ever so much.
29:09Bye, love. Bye, Summer.
29:11Yeah, get that then.
29:12All right.
29:14You know full well when we were going through a rough patch
29:17and you know full well why we were.
29:19Don't put that on me.
29:20So this abortion's on me, is it?
29:21The only thing that I regret about that termination
29:24is not telling you.
29:25But, babe, how could I?
29:27How could I bring the baby into that?
29:29You weren't even taking my calls.
29:30You were living back with the dragon.
29:32Don't call her that.
29:33And whenever we did talk to each other
29:34we were just taking shots.
29:36And yet you still got pregnant by me.
29:39Allegedly.
29:41Don't you dare.
29:43Sorry.
29:45I was in no fit state to bring the baby
29:47and Susie up on my own.
29:49Now, if I'd have thought for one second
29:50that we were going to get back together
29:52I would have told you.
29:53So where does Adam fit into all of this?
29:56He doesn't.
29:57Not really.
29:58Except the fact that he was a supportive friend.
30:00He was meeting a client in Hull.
30:02I bumped into him at the Paragon Interchange.
30:04He was getting the train.
30:05I was getting the bus.
30:06Kismet.
30:10Just to let you know, your pub is open.
30:12Oh.
30:13Oh, it's my pub when it suits you.
30:15Well, I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in Maggie.
30:18Get your hands as dirty as your tongue.
30:20Are you going to let her speak to me like that?
30:26Very exciting to be summoned here.
30:28Like this.
30:29It's very nice.
30:30Quite palatial.
30:32Mind you, you must be earning a bob or two now, aren't you?
30:35So you've actually spoken to Carla?
30:39Not me.
30:40Betts.
30:41Oh.
30:42So, er...
30:44How is she?
30:45What did she say?
30:46Erm, she said she was at a hotel.
30:48Can't believe Betts actually spoke to her.
30:50Reassuring, though.
30:51Is it?
30:52I want to be.
30:53Well, doesn't it just confirm
30:56what you've been worrying about all along?
30:58That she's ignoring you blatantly?
31:01See.
31:02I'll make a very good barrister, I will,
31:05because I've got a very incisive mind
31:07and also I'll look great in the wig and the...
31:11Oh, I see.
31:13My glass appears to be almost entirely empty.
31:16Top off.
31:17Hmm.
31:18It's warm, though, isn't it, in here?
31:19It's probably evaporating.
31:20Right.
31:23Hi, Bonnie.
31:24I'm home.
31:25Oh.
31:26We have company.
31:28Merry Christmas, stranger.
31:30Is that the sister?
31:31Hello.
31:32This is Roy's friend, Evelyn.
31:35Hi.
31:36I'm Kim.
31:37I, er...
31:38I spoke to Carla.
31:39Brilliant, finally.
31:40Er...
31:41How was she?
31:42It's hard to tell, really.
31:44Erm...
31:45What are you doing?
31:46I'm ringing her.
31:48Oh, please.
31:49What?
31:50Like she's going to answer?
31:53Don't you think you should just face facts, love?
31:57And what's that?
31:58You know, maybe...
32:02Maybe...
32:03Maybe...
32:04Maybe...
32:05She's just not cut out to be a lesbian.
32:08No, a lot of people aren't.
32:11No, I wasn't.
32:15Sorry to send you on a wild goose chase.
32:17I honestly thought my charger was in the car.
32:19Forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on.
32:21So, what have you been up to then while me and Kev have been pretending to play up with families?
32:25Oh, just...
32:27Watching paint dry.
32:28Hmm.
32:29Well, sounds like me and you have had very similar days.
32:32Shall we, erm...
32:35Shall we make up for it now?
32:37What exactly were you thinking of?
32:39Well, come to the bedroom and I'll show you.
32:49What's that aftershave you're wearing? It smells different.
32:51Must be that old shower gel I used earlier.
32:54What's this?
32:55It's nice, isn't it?
32:58Erm, I found it down the side of the couch.
33:00Must be the previous tenants.
33:05Now...
33:06Where were we?
33:07En route to the bedroom.
33:09On a one way ticket to paradise.
33:11I often wonder if you're a statue.
33:21Because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you.
33:24That secret Santa stunt was evil.
33:27I am a grandchild down because of you.
33:30Are you not going to defend me here, Ben?
33:32Why should I?
33:33She's right, it was evil.
33:36I'm not bothered.
33:38Put that drink down, ma.
33:41And get out of my house now.
33:43I beg your pardon.
33:44I want you gone.
33:45Are you going to side with that little tart over me?
33:51Right first time.
34:08His poor beautiful face.
34:11I do hit him.
34:12It wasn't me.
34:13When a man gets hit like that.
34:15Usually over a woman.
34:17No.
34:18Maybe someone's got the hots for Elia.
34:20Who doesn't have the hots for Elia?
34:24Did I just say that out loud?
34:26Yes, George.
34:27Keep it down.
34:28People might think we're swingers.
34:30Oh, like these two?
34:31Behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers.
34:33I'll know what you're doing later.
34:34Going to have a nice shiner thanks to you.
34:35You had no right.
34:36Oh, shut up.
34:37No, he's right.
34:38Adam, I'm sorry.
34:39I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.
34:40I've just spoken with the weaver and she's explained everything.
34:41Um.
34:42Except my apology.
34:43Well, this won't be a Christmas that we forget anytime soon.
34:44But you've got a lot to save yourself.
34:45Eh?
34:46Sorry.
34:47And I'll hear you.
34:48You've got to believe Adam.
34:49None of it's true.
34:50Oh, I never believed a word.
34:51But you wanna have a word with your mother.
34:52Is she calmed down?
34:53She's packed up.
34:54And you know, I'm not.
34:55I'm not.
34:56I'm not.
34:57I'm not.
34:58I'm not.
34:59I'm not.
35:00I'm not.
35:01I'm not.
35:02I'm not.
35:03I'm not.
35:04I'm not.
35:05I'm not.
35:06I'm not.
35:07I'm not.
35:08I'm not.
35:09I'm not.
35:10I'm not.
35:11I'm not.
35:12She's packing her bags
35:15Vastard to leave
35:16What?
35:18Any sign of Megan?
35:19She's gone home
35:20She don't feel well
35:22She wanted me to tell you, but whoops, I forgot
35:25Listen, I know that you've got the hots for your teacher, you little git
35:33But how about you leave her for the grown-ups, eh? There's a good life
35:36Right, thanks very much for a memorable day
35:41Shall we go next door?
35:42Hey, I always wondered why you were so weird
35:49But now that I've seen what your granny's capable of
35:51It's all slipping into place
35:53David! David!
36:08Where have you been?
36:15Manners, Will
36:15Been helping Lauren with Frankie so she could work
36:18Daniel's already gone, he said to say to her and that
36:21Er, you need to be careful
36:24Do I?
36:25Yes, Will, you do
36:27You were so vile to Daniel today
36:29Classic
36:30I defend him, why don't you?
36:31Are you going to give the game away at this rate?
36:34And the state of him
36:35You know, he had his hands all over my woman
36:37You're drunk
36:40What's he going to be like on your little weekend away?
36:42Oh, do you know what?
36:46I can't be doing with you when you're like this
36:49I'm sorry, what is that?
36:56It's a stimulator
36:59Your own mother has got you a...
37:00It's a vagus nerve stimulator
37:02David, not in front of Lily
37:04No, no, it's totally sleep
37:05Shut up!
37:06No, that's what it is
37:08It's an actual sleep aid
37:09What?
37:10Granny Gail's texted
37:11She said she's sent us all a video
37:12Oh, get it up, get it up
37:13She'll be no way for Andy Sarah and Uncle
37:15Well, she's put it on plot chart, hasn't she?
37:17She can see it on there
37:18Aw, I can't believe she sent a video
37:20It's me
37:21I speak to you today on what is, of course
37:27Our first wedding anniversary
37:30One of the longest marriages, this
37:32Thank you, David
37:34For my extra large jar of olives
37:37Very funny
37:40I hope you've all been having the most wonderful day
37:45And of course, David
37:48Happy birthday
37:51How can it be 35 years since I first held you in my arms?
37:59I hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid
38:03I just wanted to say that
38:08Though I may be far away
38:10You're all very much in my thoughts
38:14And David and Shona
38:18You and your baby
38:21Are utmost in my heart
38:25Life is never easy
38:29Life is never straightforward
38:32But we're a strong
38:36Resilient family
38:38And we can weather any storm
38:42I love you all
38:44Very much
38:46So, till the next time we speak
38:51As the famous carol says
38:54The hopes
38:59And fears
39:01Of all the years
39:04Are met in thee
39:07Tonight
39:08I wish you all
39:13A very happy Christmas
39:16Happy Christmas
39:19Aw, that was nice
39:21Yeah
39:22It was a lovely
39:22Happy Christmas
39:23I just want to say thank you
39:30What for
39:32I love you for
39:35And just being so
39:38Nice and patient today
39:40That's our first Christmas, innit
39:43Wanting to be special
39:46In that case, thank you two
39:49For what?
39:52For being you
39:53Your authentic self
39:56Can't be easy
39:59You know, with your
40:01Various issues
40:03I'm
40:05Unless you were being sarcastic
40:07I wasn't
40:09Stand up
40:12You sure you weren't being sarcastic?
40:16Yeah
40:17You sure?
40:26Merry Christmas, daughter
40:30Merry Christmas, daughter
40:55Isn't that, um, Oujimaflip?
41:00Maggie, yes.
41:00From the pub?
41:01Correct, yes.
41:02Well, introduce me.
41:03I've never met her, and, you know, if we pal up, I'm thinking free drinks.
41:07Oh.
41:07Hello.
41:08Hello.
41:10Oh, I say, what a beautiful coat.
41:12I love that colour.
41:14Merry Christmas, Maggie.
41:15I don't know if you met my dear friend, Evelyn Plummer.
41:20Merry Christmas to you, and may 2026 bring you everything you wish yourself and more.
41:27Are you off travelling?
41:30Are you all right, Maggie?
41:32No.
41:32Any idiot can see she's not all right.
41:34She's in pieces.
41:35Oh, let's just say, I've fallen out with Ben.
41:40Oh, dear.
41:41Who's Ben?
41:43My son.
41:44Well, maybe it's just bad karma, you know, because you shut the pub on Christmas Day.
41:51We were having a family meal, but everything went awry.
41:57Well, if there's anything I could do.
42:01Do you know any decent hotels around here?
42:05Well, I could drive you over to Chariot Square, if you like.
42:09Good thinking, Batman.
42:11And could you call ahead when we're en route?
42:15My phone is running out of juice.
42:17Just tell them, one night, one person with breakfast, and try and get a free upgrade to a suite.
42:27I'm rather sorry we came over in the chest place.
42:35And relax.
42:37My lady.
42:46Quite good, sir.
42:50I'm sorry.
42:52Isn't that my line?
42:54I should have been there for you.
42:57We got there eventually, didn't we?
42:58I'll never let you down again.
43:01I'll see you now
43:03And then we sang a song
43:09The real mountains, yeah
43:12I turned my face away
43:16And dreamed about you
43:21Got on a lucky one
43:25Came in late into one
43:30I've got a fool
44:00I've got a fool
44:03I've got a fool
44:05I've got a fool
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