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00:00Who loves the sun?
00:13Who cares that it makes plants grow?
00:17Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:24Who loves the wind?
00:26Who cares that it makes presents?
00:32Who cares what it does since you broke my heart?
00:37Pa-pa-pa-pa
00:39Who loves the sun?
00:45Pa-pa-pa-pa
00:47Who loves the sun?
00:52Pa-pa-pa-pa
00:55Not everyone
00:59Pa-pa-pa-pa
01:02Who loves the sun?
01:05Now look I know what you're thinking and yes
01:11Now look, I know what you're thinking and yes, I do work out.
01:27I just like to rest a few years between sets.
01:31But seriously, this is proof that our product can be used by anyone, irrespective of age,
01:38body type, or back hair density.
01:42Thanks a lot.
01:43Made using nature's own makai berry, tan's form, I'm glowed up and ready to attack each
01:49day, even in your Australian winter, which is surprisingly cold.
01:54My nipples do not lie, huh?
01:56Mine either.
01:57Well, spray tan is a growth area for us.
02:01Really?
02:02So, uh, is that a yes?
02:04Well, here's what I'm thinking.
02:07Excuse me, what is going on here?
02:10Could you just give us a minute a bit?
02:12Can I see your room keys, please?
02:15Yeah.
02:16Yeah.
02:17Okay, hold on.
02:19We can explain.
02:20Obviously, we should have paid to rent the patio area.
02:22Of course.
02:23Sure.
02:24All right?
02:25And not pretended to be staying here.
02:26Okay.
02:27And Biggie should not have called the manager to what she called.
02:28Yeah, okay, but we are a startup and we're low on cash and you were being an asshole.
02:31Yeah, we believe that tan's form is a market changing product.
02:34Yeah.
02:35So much so that I mortgage my house to fund it.
02:37Get it!
02:38Listen, when we assess a company, we don't just evaluate the product, we look at the people
02:43too.
02:44Okay, well, if that's the case, let me give you a little close-up on my brother here, shall
02:46I?
02:47Who is the smartest, most committed, most honest person you could ever hope to work
02:52with?
02:53You know what?
02:54And honestly, if you don't believe in us, why don't you suck my dick?
02:56Okay, you have our information.
02:57Okay.
02:59I went too far, didn't I?
03:01At least we came off as passionate.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Where are we actually staying?
03:09Ugh.
03:12The nights are on Expedia.
03:14Eh, I'm happy with you.
03:17Does this country smell weird?
03:23Huh.
03:24A little.
03:47I'm happy with you.
03:49I'm happy with you.
03:54I'm happy with you.
03:55I'm happy with you.
03:57I'm happy with you.
04:01Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
04:04Woo!
04:06Hello gorgeous
04:08Hey, uh, well, what do you want? What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want?
04:13I thought I had until next week
04:17Where's the money?
04:19Where is it?
04:20Hey, um, yeah, no, they were a sure thing
04:24Everyone knows the rest were dog shit
04:26The only sure thing in life, mate, is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts
04:31Okay, wait, yeah, no, um, I don't have it all today, but uh
04:35But what?
04:37Holy shit
04:39You used to play, right?
04:41No, mate
04:42Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago
04:44You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean up
04:47I recognize you
04:48Wrong bloke, mate
04:49No, no, no, I remember
04:50No, I had cash on Norths and once they wheeled you out, the boys collapsed
04:54Yeah, Terry, Terry Torres
04:57That's it, you're a fucking great player, man
05:00What the hell happened to you?
05:05Yeah, fuck it up, man
05:07Fuck
05:09Fuck
05:23Hey, it's me, how are ya?
05:25Um, good, great
05:27Uh, so, crazy thing, I'm in Australia
05:32Yeah, Sydney, actually
05:37Hey
05:38Hey
05:39What's up?
05:40Oh, uh, this is for Joyce
05:42Can you talk to her?
05:43Yeah, we're having dinner tonight
05:45Ew, and what's this, like a present?
05:48You don't like it?
05:50No, it's trash, but she's your ex, not mine
05:52Okay, ex is a little strong, we're just separated, you know, we still talk
05:56Okay, okay, I'm just saying I don't think this is gonna make you unseparated
06:00You're right, you're right, ugh, my judgment is off
06:04Why am I so nervous about this?
06:06I don't know, maybe because you quit your job and started a new business and flew across the world to win her back, which I guess is romantic as hell, but that's not why we're here
06:17Priority number one is what?
06:18Transform
06:19That's right, transform, not fucking Joyce
06:23Yeah, you're right, you're right, but she'll take me back, right?
06:26I don't know, man, maybe, probably, not with that thing
06:30Gimme, gimme, fucking, this thing's a real panty-raiser
06:35Panty-raiser?
06:36Panty-raiser, you want them lowered and, you know what, never mind, I don't wanna talk about this with you
06:42I'm going to the convention
06:46How'd you get started?
06:47I worked at a spray tanning salon back home, and then one day my boss, she started bitching at me
06:52And she was like, you can't use the employee discount for customers, but I was like, I'm only using them on the hot customers
06:58Some of whom I was sleeping with, you know?
07:00Plus, these days can be so frustrating
07:02So frustrating, I know, so then I took some of the boxes of spray tanning and I started selling it behind the local high school
07:08And then of course my bitch boss rats me out, and then all of a sudden I'm in jail
07:12Wait, jail?
07:13I know, so anyway, I tell my brother, and he bails me out, and then he's like lecturing me on how I need to get my life together
07:19And I'm like Martin, his name's Martin, I'm like Martin, that's what I'm trying to do
07:23I mean, you see that, right Sophie?
07:25Yeah, for sure
07:26Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:28No, it's just that I don't wanna work for a fascist
07:31No, I wanna be respected
07:33Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile to like drop off this package, which was stupid
07:37And I meet this gorgeous but mean hula hooper
07:41Hula hooping was her job?
07:42No, it wasn't her job, but she was really good at it
07:45And anyway, then I see these guys, and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos with the juice of this berry
07:52Berry?
07:53So we get a scientist to like whip up a formula or whatever, I don't know, I'm not a scientist
07:57And we slap a label on it, and here I am, talking to you
08:01That's quite a story, why'd you come out to Australia?
08:04Cause your son sucks
08:06Cancer
08:07Cancer
08:08Plus, if you can make it here in tanning, you can make it anywhere
08:11Okay, well, here's your booth
08:17You seem disappointed, is there a problem?
08:20Well, frankly, the offensive size, Sophie
08:25Not to mention the stench of hangover shits, which will definitely deter potential customers, don't you think?
08:31I could check if there's a deodorizer
08:33That's not gonna work, Sophie, I thought we were friends
08:35There is one remaining booth, but it's part of the diamond package, so it's a bit pricier
08:40Take me
08:41Back this way
08:42Okay, cause you're not mad at me or anything, right?
08:43No, I'm not mad, I'm a little bit scared
08:54Joyce, hi
08:55Hi
08:56You look fantastic, how are ya?
09:06Good, I'm good, how are you?
09:08I am great
09:09And you're in Sydney
09:11Right?
09:12What are the odds?
09:13Both of us in Southeastern Australia, it's crazy
09:17So, um, what are you doing here?
09:19Well, believe it or not, Vicki and I started a company
09:22Okay, doing what?
09:25Dramatic reveal
09:28Ta-da!
09:30We are officially in the beauty product business
09:35Oh, what about your job?
09:38I quit
09:40Really? After 20 years?
09:43Well, entrepreneurship requires sacrifice
09:45So, being here is purely a business decision?
09:50Exactly
09:51Nothing to do with me
09:52No!
09:53I mean, okay, okay
09:54Well, maybe I had you in the back of my mind
09:57Like, way, way back there, though
09:59Look, I made a lot of promises in the past
10:10Promises that I didn't keep
10:12And this is different, alright?
10:16This one is going to come together
10:19It has to
10:20Because
10:23I miss you
10:24I
10:29Oh, you don't wear your ring anymore?
10:35Yeah, Martin
10:37You had a lot of good intentions in our marriage
10:40We're still married
10:41But while I was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions
10:44My life was passing me by
10:46Okay, I get it
10:47I really do
10:48I'm glad you're excited about your business
10:51But I did not come here to be pitched on our future
10:57This was a mistake
10:59Yeah
11:01Joyce
11:02Hey, good luck with the business
11:04Joyce, please
11:05Come on, let's just eat
11:07Joyce
11:13Yeah, she's right
11:14You know, I said we'd get out of the Midwest
11:16I said we'd have kids
11:18I just kept pushing it off
11:19Well, the bright side is
11:20Now you can spend more time on our business
11:23Right, yeah
11:24And hey, speaking of
11:25Put on your best fake smile
11:26We've got a room full of potential buyers to impress
11:29I'm not really in the mood to network
11:31I know, buddy, I know
11:32Joyce was...
11:34Joyce, you loved her
11:35But people do move on
11:37I don't want to move on, Vicki
11:38I know, and I don't want to do this
11:42Ow, ow, stop
11:44Jesus
11:46Fuck
11:47Sorry, I thought it would have come off easier
11:48Fuck
11:49But the point is
11:50What would you have said to me if I was in the same position?
11:52You would say
11:53You get one chance to make a first impression
11:55So stop fucking crying about your ex-wife
11:57You're bumming everybody the fuck out, pussy
12:00Not really my tone
12:01But, uh...
12:02Sure
12:03There we go
12:04Hello, good sir
12:05Hi
12:06What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
12:08Um...
12:09Ooh...
12:10Ooh...
12:11How much?
12:12$7.50
12:13We'll take it
12:14Vicki
12:15But, but, but we can't afford that
12:16No, but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can
12:19For an image, right?
12:20Absolutely not
12:21Please, please, please
12:22No, please, please, please.
12:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
12:25So you want it or?
12:26Yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:27You say yes, say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
12:30mm-hmm , yes, we do.
12:30Okay.
12:32That's my big, beautiful brother.
12:33Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo.
12:36And I know exactly who I'm gonna impress.
12:39I'll save you some.
12:40Yeah, sure.
12:47Looks like you two are doing well?
12:48Uh, yeah, yeah, very well.
12:51What do you do?
12:52Wait, actually, let me guess.
12:55You are in tanning products.
13:02How'd you do that?
13:03I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:06Oh, well, you're chosen, yes.
13:11I'm Susie.
13:13Martin, hi.
13:14So, how long have you been in the painting people
13:18orange racket?
13:20Well, about a year, and I spent the previous 20
13:24as a financial risk analyst.
13:26Right, and why'd you give that up?
13:30Well, you know, I decided I wasn't gonna let
13:33the life I wanted get away from me.
13:36Wow, that is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:41Oh, I'm sorry, I've been listening
13:43to too much self-help lately.
13:45No, seriously, you know, not everyone has the courage
13:48to take that kind of risk.
13:50Well, how about you?
13:53You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:56Fuckin' hell, Martin.
13:57I'm only asking the big questions.
14:00Yeah, sorry.
14:01Well, okay, um, if you want the truth, then...
14:05maybe not.
14:07I guess your girlfriend's having fun.
14:10No, it's my sister, and yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:25Not yours.
14:27Oh, God, no.
14:28No, no.
14:29Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar
14:32within walking distance.
14:36I don't think I...
14:38Sorry.
14:39I'm sorry.
14:40Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:42I just...
14:43I don't know anybody in town, and...
14:45No, no, no, no.
14:46It's just...
14:47No, we have this big presentation.
14:49It's okay.
14:50I get it.
14:51Look, it was really nice to meet you.
14:53I hope it goes really well.
14:55You have one glass of mine.
15:06Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:09Cheers to that.
15:11Cheers.
15:12Cheers.
15:13Cheers.
15:14Is this your first time in Australia?
15:16Yeah.
15:17This is my first time here.
15:18Wow.
15:19Yeah.
15:20Welcome.
15:21So, um, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:23I, well, why don't you be the judge?
15:26Here we go.
15:27Here.
15:28Alright.
15:29It's good.
15:30It's cute.
15:31That's bright.
15:32Transform.
15:33And the pitch begins now.
15:43May I?
15:45Yes.
15:46And?
15:47Alright.
15:53Every day life can take its toll.
15:58Work.
15:59Bills.
16:00Responsibility.
16:01They can make you feel colorless, right?
16:05But at Tansform, we believe you don't have to live that way.
16:09With a spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere.
16:13Transform with Tansform.
16:18And be the best version of yourself.
16:27It's good.
16:32It's really fucking good.
16:48And I'm not going to be able to have to live this way.
17:07And the new night got kind of crazy.
17:11Must not go kind of crazy.
17:14Yeah, looks that way.
17:18Hmm.
17:28You want to get some breakfast?
17:32Martin.
17:34Breakfast?
17:36Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
17:41You okay?
17:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:47I just normally don't drink that much.
17:50Welcome to Australia.
17:53I mean, actually, you know, look, it's just last night was...
17:59Yeah, uh, about that.
18:04Just, if you could press play.
18:11Filmed us.
18:15Everything's gonna be fine. You just gotta do what he says, okay?
18:18What who says?
18:24Morning, Martin.
18:26Sorry, I think maybe I'm confused.
18:30What you think's happening is exactly what's happening.
18:33I think I should leave you.
18:36I just got here.
18:38Is it out?
18:40Oh.
18:42It's gonna be $10,000.
18:44What?
18:46$10,000, Martin.
18:48Well, we're gonna throw this up on the interwebs, where your wife, kids...
19:03Heck, even your pre-scout of it looks, see, ain't it?
19:06You're blackmailing me?
19:08I don't know. I like to think of it as preserving your privacy at market cost.
19:13I mean, who says I'm married?
19:16Spotting this...
19:20is her speciality, mate.
19:22I don't have $10,000.
19:26What was it they got up at the bar?
19:28Rich prick rum.
19:30The whole bottle.
19:32The whole bottle of rich prick rum.
19:34That was my sister.
19:36So you got till 10 tonight, okay?
19:38Look, you don't understand. I really don't have that kind of money.
19:41See that?
19:43Six hours in the chair.
19:44Skin's so thin, it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves.
19:48But I didn't move.
19:49No.
19:51Because I want everyone to know I love my sister.
19:54And I'd do anything for her.
19:56Okay.
19:58If you love your wife, Martin,
20:00you'll get the cash.
20:02Yeah.
20:04And I'd do anything for her.
20:06Okay.
20:08If you love your wife, Martin,
20:10you'll get the cash.
20:12Yeah.
20:15That was really good.
20:35So this whole thing...
20:37Just pay him, Martin.
20:45Hello.
20:52Yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:54Yeah, you did?
20:56Oh my God, I'm so proud of you.
20:58Oh, and I found a model for the presentation.
21:01She is very talented.
21:03Actually, I took a few needles.
21:04Do you want to see?
21:06Oh yeah.
21:07Here.
21:08Hey.
21:12You okay?
21:14You look pale.
21:18Well, lucky for you, your marriage is over.
21:19Otherwise, this would be a problem.
21:21It's not over.
21:23Joyce texted me this morning.
21:24She wants to talk.
21:25Oh, okay.
21:27You're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists
21:29because Joyce wants to talk?
21:31Vicki, please.
21:32Sorry.
21:34It's fine.
21:35I mean, lucky for you, this is my strong suit.
21:37Extortion?
21:38Remember how I used to run dope for Uncle Rick down in Mexico?
21:41Uncle Rick sells dope?
21:42It was actually pretty good stuff.
21:44But when you're driving desert roads, there's always this chance that you could run into bandits.
21:48And if you do, you have two options.
21:50You can either stop and let them take what is yours, or you accelerate and force them to move.
21:56We're not accelerating.
21:57Look, we got enough cash in our account, we're just going to pay them off.
22:01Right.
22:03What?
22:05Okay.
22:06The organizer of the event, this friend of mine, she's not really a friend of mine, but we kind of became friends.
22:12She offered us the biggest booth at the event, and it was really expensive.
22:18And what are you trying to say, Vicki?
22:21We have $812 left in our business account.
22:26Fuck!
22:28Okay.
22:29It's going to be okay, trust me, trust me.
22:30No, no, no.
22:31I'm going to lose my wife, and my house, and my business.
22:35Perfect!
22:37You'll still have me though.
22:39No, you'll be gone too, because I will have killed you.
22:51Do...
22:53Missed.
22:54Dave.
22:55Turn the hole.
23:00Big fella?
23:04How'd you go for me, Terry?
23:05Nothing.
23:06This is a degenerate gambler.
23:08Big fella?
23:17How's you got for me, Terry?
23:19Nothing.
23:20He's a degenerate gambler.
23:21You squeeze him?
23:22Wouldn't have made a difference.
23:29Took him out his word, did you?
23:30I made a judgement call.
23:32Said I'll come back in a couple of days.
23:34Because that's what I'm paying you for, right?
23:36Your judgement.
23:37Well, you want me to go back there, kick him in the guts and hope you think shit's fucking gold coins out?
23:42You want that?
23:46Sorry, mate.
23:47UX footy players all got memory problems, right?
23:49Because it seems like you forgot who I am.
23:51I know who you are, mate.
23:53Memory's fine.
23:55Come here.
23:56Come on.
23:57Where is she?
24:20She'll be here.
24:21Vicky.
24:22Vicky.
24:23Hello, gorgeous.
24:24Hi.
24:25So, what do you think?
24:27Oh, my God.
24:28If I could put that in a can and sell it, I'd be a goddamn millionaire.
24:34Crystal, this is Martin.
24:35Martin, Crystal, our model.
24:37Hi.
24:37Hi.
24:37You look, uh, tan.
24:42No, I mean that this is a spray tanning demo.
24:46All right?
24:46And the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color.
24:50And we can't really do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting in the fucking outback.
24:54Okay.
24:55You know what?
24:55Give me a second.
24:56I'm going to talk to you for a second.
24:56Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:58Hey, I know you're stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever, but you cannot verbally assault our employees, okay?
25:05Oh, you look darker shade.
25:06Just fucking get it together.
25:08Jesus Christ.
25:09Hey, sorry.
25:11It's okay.
25:15Shit's getting worse.
25:17Fucking headaches, blackouts, mood swings, sensitivity to fucking light.
25:24Sorry, mate.
25:26You have any, um, memory issues, erectile dysfunction?
25:30Oh, let's skip the part where you think you've got an active medical license.
25:35Just give me where I come from.
25:37Sorry, mate.
25:38Just, uh, trying to help.
25:47I need 60.
25:49Mate, this is only going to get you 15.
25:51I'll have the rest by Friday.
25:52Mate, you know that's not how it works.
25:54I need 60.
25:55Oh, fuck your fucking dick.
25:57Okay.
25:57Yeah, one call.
25:59Let go of me, or we're never going to do business again.
26:02Yeah.
26:06Okay, good.
26:09Just, um, just give him 15, and we'll throw in a couple of extra for professional courtesy.
26:20Ladies and gentlemen, we'll get everything you've got a lot of spray-tale.
26:23We'll get some picks.
26:24We have Ten-Score, a self-tanner, fun-flated, amazing, but kinder.
26:30Combined in the engaging elements of the film with its natural tan and comedy.
26:35Ten-Score solution drives 15% faster and last 90% longer than the competition.
26:41Okay.
26:42Okay.
26:44Fuck.
26:46You ready?
26:48You ready?
26:50You with me?
26:52Let's do this.
26:54Okay. Here we go.
26:56Here we go.
26:58Hello Sydney!
27:00I'm Vicki Marvin.
27:02I'm Vicki Marvin.
27:04I'm Vicki Marvin.
27:06I'm Vicki Marvin.
27:08I'm Vicki Marvin.
27:10I'm Vicki Marvin.
27:12And this is my brother and business partner, Marla.
27:25It's okay.
27:26Whoopsie doops.
27:28Get up.
27:30Get up.
27:32Woo!
27:34The costume was a stupid purchase.
27:38Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:40I fainted in front of our entire industry.
27:43I'm being blackmailed.
27:46Jesus!
27:47And now our inventory is exploding.
27:49I think it's just the heat.
27:51It's winter.
27:53Okay, listen.
27:54Here's what we're gonna do.
27:55We're not gonna pay them, okay?
27:57We are going to floor it at these assholes,
28:00and then we are going to explode on them.
28:05No.
28:06We're not gonna do it your way.
28:08Okay.
28:09How do you want to do it then?
28:12You're looking for a personal loan?
28:14Yes.
28:15Or maybe a business loan, depending on certain factors.
28:18What factors?
28:19Well, whatever factors put ten grand in our pocket today, Phil.
28:23What collateral do you have?
28:26Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA.
28:29Ever heard of it?
28:30Well, I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house.
28:34I'm not using my wife's equity.
28:36Psst.
28:37Phil, come here.
28:38Theoretically, between you and me,
28:40if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word,
28:43how quickly can we get that loan?
28:45Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days.
28:48Okay.
28:49Seven days isn't gonna work.
28:50Do better.
28:51Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:54Sure.
28:55Yeah, it's, uh, we, uh...
28:57He's being blackmailed.
29:04No, but he really is.
29:06We need you to do us a solid.
29:11That loan would have floated us for months.
29:13It's Joyce's house, too.
29:14Joyce hasn't lived there in a year.
29:16Well, she's still my wife.
29:17Okay, well, if she was still your wife,
29:18you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific
29:20to win her back.
29:21The reason we don't have money
29:22is because you spent it on a booth
29:24for a company ten times our size.
29:26Oh, so this is my fault,
29:27because I don't really remember
29:28taking my brother's dick out
29:29and shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer.
29:31Okay, I've destroyed my life.
29:32Noted.
29:33Maybe your life needed destroying.
29:36What's that mean?
29:37Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:39Because I don't think that you were.
29:41And last night, when you were at the bar
29:43with that hot-ass blackmailer,
29:45Martin, that is the happiest I have seen you in years.
29:50What? Where are you going?
29:52Martin?
29:53Fix this on my own.
29:54Oh, look, it's Phil.
30:04The corporate cog who destroyed my business.
30:07Sorry.
30:08Great.
30:09Ugh.
30:10My brother's gonna have his legs broken,
30:12but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker
30:14when I regale him with your one-word apology.
30:17I get it.
30:20You think I like this job?
30:24My mum won't even talk to me.
30:25She thinks I take people's houses away.
30:28Really?
30:29She doesn't talk to you?
30:30No.
30:31It sucks.
30:32Yeah.
30:33Yeah.
30:35My mum kicked me out
30:36just for selling some furniture
30:38that I honestly didn't think she was using anymore.
30:41And I made bank.
30:42It's like,
30:43why don't you support me?
30:44Yeah.
30:45I mean, it sounds like you sold her furniture,
30:47but, yeah, I get it.
30:48It's like...
30:50mums, you know?
30:51Yeah.
30:52Mums.
30:53God.
30:54I get it.
30:59Hey.
31:02I don't normally do this.
31:07He helps people when they're backed out.
31:09If you know what I mean.
31:10I do know what you mean.
31:14Grab a quick break.
31:15Okay.
31:16Fair enough.
31:17Yeah.
31:27Step cell therapy has been shown to repair the damage caused by repeated headphones.
31:32By using a patient's own mesenchymal step cell to support the recovery from dramatic
31:36technology.
31:37Right.
31:38Right.
31:40Hey.
31:41I'm, uh...
31:42I'm Vicky.
31:43From...
31:44From the phone.
31:45What do you want?
31:46I'm...
31:48I'm looking for a loan.
31:50Don't do loans anymore.
31:52Well, that's a shame.
31:53What do you do now?
31:54Help people.
31:55What, like...
31:56If I need a ride to the airport on a Friday night?
31:57Things like that?
31:58Yeah.
31:59If you've got the money...
32:00I'll get the job done.
32:01Yeah.
32:02Well, I'm...
32:03Not exactly...
32:04Flush with cash right now.
32:05Hence...
32:06The need for the loan.
32:07Well...
32:08What's the loan for?
32:09Just your...
32:10Typical...
32:11Blackmail sex tape situation.
32:12Nice.
32:13Yeah.
32:14There could be some other options.
32:15How do you feel about your second amendment?
32:16I don't know.
32:17I don't know.
32:18I don't know.
32:19You know.
32:20I don't know.
32:21I don't know.
32:22I don't know.
32:23If you've got the money...
32:25I'll get the job done.
32:26Yeah.
32:27Well, I'm...
32:28Not exactly...
32:29Flush with cash right now.
32:30Hence...
32:31The need for the loan.
32:32What's the loan for?
32:33Just your...
32:34Typical...
32:35Blackmail sex tape situation.
32:36See the photo?
32:37Yep.
32:38Kind of felt bad for this one.
32:39You had a thing for this guy?
32:40No.
32:41Because it sounds like...
32:42You don't want to take his money.
32:43Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:45Fucktraps with your idea.
32:48Fuck it.
32:49Extortion operations.
32:50And I didn't think that I'd be doing his money.
32:51Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:53Because it sounds like you don't want to take your money.
32:56Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:59Fuck traps with your idea.
33:02Fuck it.
33:03Extortion operations.
33:05And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever.
33:07So what?
33:08Going to transition to dolphin trainer, are we?
33:11Neurosurgeon.
33:12An astronaut.
33:17Are you mind picking those up for me, please?
33:23What the fuck?
33:30Hang on.
33:31Catch!
33:32Don't be rusty.
33:34Please don't catch me.
33:35Stand fucking still.
33:47You don't get to be anyone but who I tell you to be.
33:52Understand?
33:54Yeah.
33:55Good girl.
33:57Can you pick these up for me, please?
34:03Hey, you've reached Joyce.
34:05Please leave a message.
34:06Hey, Joyce!
34:07I got your text.
34:08I'm really looking forward to talking.
34:10In the meantime, Vicki and I, we have a big opportunity, but we're just kind of putting the pieces together right now.
34:19So, uh, if you're happy with your message, press one.
34:32To delete, press two.
34:34You traded the company van?
34:38For the money we need.
34:39You need.
34:40Not me being blackmailed.
34:41This time.
34:43And what is this piece of shit?
34:45It was a good deal.
34:46I'd do it again.
34:47Oh, oh, jeez.
34:49It's him.
34:50It's him.
34:51What did I do?
34:51Answer the phone.
34:52Show this fucker who's boss.
34:54Okay.
34:55Okay.
34:55Okay.
34:57Hello?
34:57Hello?
34:57I have the money.
35:03Here at the motel?
35:05No, no, no, no.
35:06Uh, somewhere public.
35:08Yep.
35:08Afraid I have to insist on that.
35:12You're right.
35:13Yeah.
35:13No, you're right.
35:14Here does work.
35:16Yeah.
35:16Sure.
35:17One hour?
35:18Okay.
35:19Looking forward to it.
35:21Nervous?
35:21No, no, no, no.
35:22Not even in the slightest.
35:25Are you?
35:25Oh, well, that made...
35:29Oh, I got it.
35:30Yeah.
35:31Bad job.
35:32Really bad job.
35:33Yeah, I didn't feel good about it either.
35:46Hi.
35:47Hello, man.
35:48Come on in.
35:52So, how is everyone?
35:55Put it right here.
36:00This is, uh, the end of it.
36:02Here it is.
36:03What about...
36:04Where's the sex tape?
36:05Who are you?
36:06I'm the sister.
36:08And, uh, we're not gonna pay you shit
36:09until you delete the fucking video
36:11from the cloud or whatever.
36:14Well, money first.
36:15Then I press delete.
36:17Not happening.
36:19Oh, I'm just gonna send it then.
36:21Okay, money first.
36:22No.
36:22Money first.
36:22No.
36:23Vicki.
36:23Dammit.
36:24Here you go.
36:25It's all there.
36:31I was starting to think this isn't enough.
36:33If you can get 10 grand in a day,
36:36you get 20 tomorrow.
36:38Cash, come on.
36:39Let's just get out of here.
36:40You know why this works?
36:47I'll tell you.
36:48Everyone wants to believe
36:50they're the most interesting person in the room.
36:53Because no one wants to admit
36:54they're just another everyday shitbag.
36:58But here's the thing.
37:00If you get tape fucking a woman
37:02who isn't your wife,
37:04then it doesn't matter who you think you are.
37:06you're still gonna have to pay the asking price.
37:09And now,
37:10that price
37:11is 20.
37:14I don't think so.
37:15You got a fucking gun?
37:17I'm accelerating.
37:18You sure about this?
37:19Yeah, I'm American.
37:20Of course I'm fucking sure about this.
37:23Give me your phone.
37:24Now.
37:25Now.
37:26Tell me your password.
37:29One.
37:31One.
37:33One.
37:33Right.
37:34One.
37:35What are they all?
37:36Ones?
37:37Two.
37:39Okay.
37:40I'm kind of having a hard time
37:41adding the password in also.
37:44Pointing.
37:44Will you just use the...
37:44Sure.
37:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
37:45No, I got it.
37:46I got it.
37:47Don't move.
37:50I'm not familiar with this OS.
37:51Lady, will you help him
37:52delete the fucking sex tape?
37:54Surprise.
37:55God damn it.
37:56Fuck.
37:56I have one too.
37:58Give me a gun.
38:00Please.
38:01I'm getting the fucking gun.
38:03I'm getting the fucking gun.
38:03Okay, listen.
38:06If you want 20,
38:07I can give you 20.
38:08Alright, I'll write you a check.
38:10I'll write you a check.
38:10We don't really do checks here, Martin.
38:13Stop moving.
38:15Shut that thing up.
38:19Now, please.
38:20Sorry.
38:23Sorry, it's just...
38:25Some shit's just too ironic, eh?
38:30Okay.
38:31Please.
38:31Please.
38:32Don't.
38:32Don't.
38:33Hello?
38:34This must be Mrs. Mark.
38:35Please don't.
38:36I'm sorry.
38:49I'm sorry.
39:05Hang up. Hang up. Hang up.
39:18Is he...
39:33Yeah.
39:35We have to call an ambulance.
39:37No, no, no. We're in a foreign country and we just killed somebody.
39:43We're not going to call an ambulance.
39:46What do we do?
39:48We've got to get rid of him.
39:50Okay. I think I know somebody.
40:03So you're thinking like an acid bath situation or...?
40:10I'm thinking you guys are fucked.
40:14You know how she is?
40:19Yep.
40:20Well, you know what? I'm getting the fuck out of here then.
40:26Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:32Fuck.
40:34We need a big fucking bag.
40:46Wait, wait.
40:47Yeah.
40:48Okay.
40:49Let's go.
40:50Oh, my God.
40:51Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
40:53Okay?
40:54Yeah.
40:55It's good on your ride, Martin.
41:00I think so.
41:02Good.
41:03Pop the boot.
41:04Okay.
41:05Hold on.
41:06We're taking my car?
41:07Yeah.
41:08Your body.
41:09Your car.
41:10I suppose that's terrible.
41:12Full of boxes.
41:13Looks like he's going to have to ride up front.
41:17Hey.
41:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:19It's his birthday.
41:20Who's he can't handle his tequila?
41:35Oh, fuck.
41:37Okay.
41:38Oh, fuck.
41:39Okay.
41:40Okay.
41:41Okay.
41:42Okay.
41:43Where are we going?
41:45What do you feel like?
41:47Pizza?
41:48Burgers?
41:49Fries?
41:50Oh, fuck.
41:51I could do burgers if...
41:52You're kidding.
41:53You're fucking with me?
41:54Okay.
41:55Yeah, no, we're just gonna go get rid of the body.
41:56Yeah.
41:57No, I'm stupid.
41:58I'm stupid.
41:59I'm stupid.
42:00Okay.
42:01Let's go.
42:10Jesus Christ.
42:11Ready?
42:12One.
42:13One.
42:14Two.
42:15Up.
42:16Keep going.
42:17That's it.
42:18One more.
42:19All right.
42:20Here.
42:21Get a leg.
42:22Get a leg.
42:23Get a leg.
42:24Pulling.
42:25Pull.
42:26Pull.
42:27Pull.
42:28Pull.
42:29Pull.
42:30Pull.
42:31Oh, Jesus.
42:32All right.
42:33Ready?
42:34Three.
42:35Two.
42:36One.
42:37Are we sure we should do this?
42:38Jesus Christ.
42:39We're doing this.
42:40Let's drop the dead fuck.
42:41Come on.
42:42Let's go.
42:43Fuck.
42:44Fuck.
42:45Fuck's sake.
42:46Help me with this.
42:47Hey.
42:48Let's drop the dead fuck
43:06Fuck's sake help me with face
43:18That ain't the cleaner
43:32Dead care
43:34Yes, yes
43:35I polish the leaves
43:37Make them green again
43:38Shake out the trees
43:40She ain't seen again
43:41Spring cleaning
43:43Getting ready for love
43:45Ha, ha, ha
43:47Sluts off to wintry flowers
43:49Wash them out with April showers
43:52Covenant with fragrant flowers
43:54Shine up the moon above
43:57Cause you and I
43:59Have a rendezvous under the sky
44:02Like these two spray cleaners
44:05Getting ready for love
44:07Yeah, yeah
44:09Yeah, that's the real queen
44:12You want to stick that in here?
44:17I think they're happy
44:19I think they're happy
44:20I think they're happy
44:21The people in the glass?
44:23I hope so
44:25I hope so
44:27Okay, bud
44:30I'm just gonna
44:30Think back on you
44:32Psychologically
44:39You're gonna go through some tough shit
44:41You gotta ride that fucking wave
44:43Take some Xanax
44:45Do some yoga
44:46Whatever it fucking takes
44:48To keep your mouth shut
44:50Especially if the fucking cops come
44:52What about that tattoo lady?
44:55She finds out we're already dead
44:57You don't know, Cash
44:59Fish only gets caught
45:01If she opens up her fucking mouth
45:04I feel like you're like
45:06Singling me out on this
45:07I feel like you're the one
45:08Who's gonna fuck this all up
45:10And I don't want to kill you
45:12Jesus Christ
45:13You're obsessed with me
45:14Okay, okay
45:16I'll be good
45:16Here
45:17Sorry
45:18And if you say me again
45:23You fucked up
45:25Okay
45:27Well, on that note
45:30I am going to take some me time
45:32And shower off his blood
45:33Yeah
45:37Uh
45:38I should
45:39Okay
45:40Are you gonna be okay?
45:47Jesus, Martin
45:48You're really asking the big questions
45:51Ooh, good news
46:00I found two seats on a flight home tonight
46:03Bad news, all that's left is middle seats
46:06I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:10Yeah
46:11You kind of did
46:12But I've fucked up things before, too
46:15You always get another chance
46:17Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this
46:20What the hell?
46:28What?
46:28What?
46:30Ah!
46:31If it isn't the spray tan siblings
46:33Sorry to turn up unannounced
46:35I got the conference people to give me your motel address
46:39Why?
46:42Uh
46:42Do you mind if I
46:43Uh, uh, sure
46:45I guess
46:46Yeah, sure
46:46That's nice
46:47Have a seat
46:48Uh, sorry
46:52I know it's early
46:52So, uh
46:53How can we help you?
46:57I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind
46:59It's not every day a seller
47:00Reaches me like that
47:02So I had a word to marketing
47:03They love the whole anti-aging USP
47:07Plus the name, Tansform
47:08It just
47:09It just makes reinvention sound so easy
47:12And that shit sells
47:14Pardon the language
47:15Really?
47:16Yeah, so, uh
47:17I'm thinking
47:18Small trial
47:19Uh, what do we say?
47:212,000 cans
47:22Put it in a few stores
47:23See if you can get the word out
47:25You hit those numbers
47:26We can expand
47:27I mean, it sounds amazing
47:29But we're actually
47:30We'll do it
47:31Oh, great
47:33Great
47:34So, um
47:37Just call the office
47:37And set it up
47:38Great
47:39Great
47:40Can you go now?
47:46Respectfully
47:46Yeah, yeah
47:47Stuff to do
47:50Yeah
47:51Sorry, I know
47:52It's really early
47:53Bro
47:59You can see that too, right?
48:05100 bucks says you can't hit that
48:06You're on
48:08What the fuck?
48:14I think we should stay
48:15We just fed a corpse to a reptile
48:19Close
48:25There's nobody
48:27Nothing ties us to cash
48:29I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:31Why would we want to take that risk?
48:33If we quit
48:33The business is done, all right?
48:35You go back to being yelled at by retail managers
48:38I lose choice
48:39Last one, make it count
48:45Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans
48:48Well, make them
48:49All right, what'd you say
48:50When you first came to me
48:51With the idea for Tansform?
48:53I don't know
48:54You said
48:54Sometimes you gotta get arrested
48:56For selling stolen beauty products
48:58To realize what you want in life
49:00I said that?
49:01You did
49:01I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit
49:03But look
49:04You're exactly right
49:05Everything we want
49:07Is right here in Sydney
49:08My wife
49:09Our business
49:11I do really love being co-CEOs with you
49:14I know that what happened last night
49:28Seemed like the end of our road
49:29But what if it was the beginning?
49:31Oh, my god
49:36Thank you
49:37He took us
49:37He took us
49:39And we did
49:40He took us
49:41I love you
49:42He took us
49:42He took us
49:42His姿
49:56And we did
49:57We did
49:58And we did
49:59Are you sure?
50:06I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:13Beep.
50:24I'm not your fucking friend.
50:29I'm trying to be like it.
50:33I'm trying to feel it.
50:38I'm trying to be it.
50:41That's not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend.
50:51That's not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend.
50:59I'm not your fucking friend.
51:00You could do something.
51:02You could be the boy.
51:03I'm not your fucking friend.
51:04Okay.
51:05To be with you."
51:07ão
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