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00:00Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:02So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:04These simple lines be good for your health
00:06Keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:08Live love life like you just don't care
00:10Live love life like you just don't care
00:12I believe it's never scared
00:14Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:16Get up, you still appear from my dead
00:18Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:20Get up, it's shit in the air
00:22Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:26Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:28Finish wrapping the presents, sit back on the couch
00:36Then realise you forgot to buy batteries
00:38It's Christmas Eve and it's time for the last leg
00:42Tonight on the show
00:44We look at a prediction of Christmas future
00:46Look back on Christmas past
00:48And take a sneaky look at our Christmas present
00:52Plus we'll be joined by presenter Alison Hammond
00:54Comedian Harry Hill and music legend Rick Astley
00:56On the show that's always a Christmas die-hard
01:08G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:10Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that wonders
01:12If King Charles' speech is going to get one less viewer this year
01:14With me as always of the pride of Huddersfield, Alex Brooker
01:16And the man who turned on the Christmas lights in Exeter this year
01:20But only in his own house, Josh Whittacombe
01:22Happy Christmas Eve everybody
01:24Every year we dress up there's something ridiculous for Christmas
01:26I of course am Tom Hanks from the Polar Express
01:28There you go
01:30Thank you
01:32Yeah, it's not bad
01:42Yeah, you're such a fan of the film
01:44That you've called the character Tom Hanks
01:48You look like you're about to strip
01:52That is a different type of Polar Express
01:58I went with Polar Express because it's my favourite Tom Hanks film
02:03Yeah
02:04Actually it's my second favourite but Philadelphia didn't feel appropriate
02:08Josh
02:09Merry Christmas
02:10Josh would you like to explain who you're dressed as?
02:13Oh, I didn't get the memo, I didn't know it was fancy dress
02:16No, I've come as, I'll stand up for this
02:21I've come as Francis Rossi from the Band Aid video
02:25Amazing
02:29I'm not saying I've run out of ideas
02:32But I look like Michael Portillo
02:36You look like someone who's been caught at Heathrow trying to smuggle in illegal reptiles
02:41Well, I've certainly got a snake in these tight trousers
02:50Alex, do you want to explain what's going on there?
02:52Yeah, I'm Tim Allen in the Santa Claus
02:54Santa's just fallen off my roof and I've just put the jacket on
02:57So, yeah, and also I'll tell you what
02:59It's comfy in it, I'll tell you what
03:01Your snake will be alright in these pyjama bottoms, mate, honestly
03:04This is the comfiest I've ever been
03:06I'm not going to say you've not gone to much effort
03:08But compared to the two of us
03:09Wearing literally slippers, pyjamas and just you've put on a Santa
03:13Yeah, I know
03:14I think these are comfy slippers
03:16I can only feel the one
03:18But I think...
03:21Alright, the big story of course is Christmas
03:25It's the story Alex has been most excited about all year
03:28So let's start with this
03:29Is it okay that Alex interrupted a last leg meeting this year to have his Christmas tree delivered?
03:35Okay, is it okay he did that in October?
03:42Well here's another is it okay for you
03:44Is it okay that it's a 13-foot tree?
03:47That is... I know, that's 12 more feet than Alex has
03:50Let's see... here's a photo of it arriving
03:57Just so you know, Alex took the tree out
03:59And then once that was done, Alex's wife put all her belongings in there and there
04:06Here's the photo of the tree once it was up and running
04:09Dude, it's so...
04:11Fucking hell!
04:12It looks like, you know those North Korean marches where they have the missiles?
04:17Honestly, it's so big that's an actual star on top of it
04:22Is it a real tree? It's not a real tree
04:24Oh no, no, no, no
04:25No, so even your Christmas tree is prosthetic
04:27Look, knowing how much you love Christmas, I would imagine the ads you get on your phone are different to the ads I get on my phone
04:41Oh mate, I mean the algorithm on Instagram
04:44I start getting loads of these like Christmas, like Larry Christmas suits and outfits
04:49Right
04:50Maybe because I was talking about Christmas jumpers
04:52That's all my algorithm is just Christmas suits
04:54Yeah, we've got some of the garish images Alex has been getting
04:56Check these out
04:57The thing with it is, you two complain a lot, you know, about your disabilities
05:02But that guy in the suit, he hasn't got a head
05:07It looks like...
05:09I'd say that's far...
05:11At the Paralympics, you're in the toughest category
05:15Especially if it's a dead heat in the sprinting
05:21The suit, I love the suit, it looks like the kind of suit Santa would wear to court
05:25You know what I mean? Like if Santa turned up in the Epstein files
05:31Oh no, Santa's not, obviously Santa's not in the Epstein files
05:35Obviously, because we all know Santa makes the list and checks it twice
05:38I reckon, pausing for an edit
05:50I think nothing says Christmas Eve more than Philadelphia and the Epstein files
05:55I reckon if you can encapsulate Alex's algorithm into one image, it would be this
06:00Declan Rice dressed as Santa drinking a Frosé with Big John
06:06That is... That's Alex's...
06:09I'm assuming that's your default setting when you blank out during an Easter
06:13Is it true you want a dash cam for Christmas?
06:15Yeah, I do, I genuinely do
06:18I've got banged into dash cam footage
06:21That's the other thing my algorithm is jumping up
06:23What do you mean?
06:24So like, I've got really into like, watching these videos
06:27Of like, just people having near misses
06:29But the one I've been getting into most
06:31Is a geezer called Big Jobber
06:33Who basically... What? What? What?
06:34His name's Big Jobber
06:35And basically what he does is...
06:36I'm going to say it, Hillsy
06:37When Brooker searched Big Jobber
06:38He wasn't looking for a dash cam footage
06:43He assesses like, the insurance library
06:47Who's at fault for the crash
06:49Based on the dash cam footage
06:51Are you okay?
06:53I think I'm having like, the most boring midlife crisis of all time
06:57But yeah, I really want a dash cam
06:59We've got a very special treat for Alex tonight
07:01So we've been following Santa on his radar tonight
07:04Oh, okay
07:05So, we're going to check in to see where he is right now
07:06Have a look at this on the map
07:08He...
07:09Now, that seems to be Huddersfield
07:11Which is where you live, Alex
07:12Yeah
07:13He seems to be stuck there
07:15Let's go to Santa's dash cam
07:16Or as he calls it, dasher cam
07:19To see what's happening
07:25What arsehole put up a 12 foot 3?
07:28I hope they don't breathalise me
07:30I've had 83 million cherries
07:31Here's your froze machine, you prick
07:32Now, one AI generator reimagined Santa over the decades
07:45Showing how, and this is a quote
07:46Beloved figures can evolve alongside society's progress
07:50Here is its revealing timeline of Santas
07:53Let's go through them one by one
07:54Here's 1960 Santa
07:55Textbook
07:56Classic
07:57Classic Santa
07:58Coca-Cola Santa
07:59No issue with that
08:00Yep
08:011970s Santa
08:02Ooh
08:04I've...
08:05I'm not letting my kids sit on his knee
08:07Let's look at 1980s Santa
08:11Wow
08:12He's been lifting his sack at eight
08:15It's no wonder mummy was kissing Santa Claus
08:17Look at that guy
08:18I mean, that'll leave her Saint Nicholas
08:20LAUGHTER
08:21LAUGHTER
08:22LAUGHTER
08:23LAUGHTER
08:24Did somebody just go, oh dear?
08:28LAUGHTER
08:29I enjoyed it!
08:30LAUGHTER
08:31I enjoyed it!
08:32Oh dear!
08:33That from me, do you know what?
08:34I'm not, it's gonna, it's ruined Christmas
08:36LAUGHTER
08:37And that's a guy who was fine with the Epstein joke
08:39LAUGHTER
08:40Uh, 2010 Santa?
08:41Couldn't give a shit, could I?
08:42LAUGHTER
08:432030s?
08:44Well, I tell you what, JK Rowling's not gonna be happy from 2030s
08:45LAUGHTER
08:46LAUGHTER
08:47Oh dear!
08:48LAUGHTER
08:49LAUGHTER
08:50LAUGHTER
08:51LAUGHTER
08:52LAUGHTER
08:53Well, I tell you what, JK Rowling's not gonna be happy from 2030s
08:55LAUGHTER
08:56LAUGHTER
08:57LAUGHTER
08:58LAUGHTER
08:59LAUGHTER
09:00Oh dear!
09:01LAUGHTER
09:04Look, there's one in the audience!
09:05We found him!
09:06LAUGHTER
09:07How did that happen?
09:09APPLAUSE
09:14Mate!
09:15It's the one fucking night you work!
09:17LAUGHTER
09:19I'm not so sure about 2050s Santa.
09:21I mean, no, I mean, he looks like he's gonna shoot the naughty boys again.
09:25LAUGHTER
09:26And look, as Santa faces an AI future, so does the art of gift giving,
09:29cos surveys have found that a lot of people are using generative AI for present ideas.
09:33I love the idea that tomorrow there's gonna be men everywhere blaming AI for misjudged gives for their other halves.
09:40LAUGHTER
09:41It's just going...
09:42I mean...
09:43Jack GPT just said anal beads, I don't even know why!
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47Like, the technology's just not...
09:49It's just not right!
09:50By the way, love, do us a favour, can you quickly ring your mum and tell her not to open her?
09:54LAUGHTER
09:55LAUGHTER
09:56So, we've decided to use AI tonight to choose our presents for each other.
10:02Uh, and to deliver them, would you please welcome, all the way from the future,
10:05Robot Santa!
10:07Ah!
10:08MUSIC PLAYS
10:10MUSIC PLAYS
10:11MUSIC PLAYS
10:12MUSIC PLAYS
10:13MUSIC PLAYS
10:14MUSIC PLAYS
10:15MUSIC PLAYS
10:16MUSIC PLAYS
10:17MUSIC PLAYS
10:18MUSIC PLAYS
10:19MUSIC PLAYS
10:20MUSIC PLAYS
10:21MUSIC PLAYS
10:22I mean, the technology in the future's amazing, isn't it?
10:25LAUGHTER
10:26I tell you what, the robot's improved more than the trolley, hasn't it?
10:29LAUGHTER
10:30LAUGHTER
10:31LAUGHTER
10:32It's not often I get to say this about other people, but you do walk a bit funny, don't you?
10:37LAUGHTER
10:42Can the robot do the Vs towards Alex?
10:45LAUGHTER
10:48All right, so we started by asking AI the question,
10:50what is a good Christmas present for Alex Brooker?
10:52Now, once we explained who Alex Brooker was...
10:55LAUGHTER
10:57LAUGHTER
10:59It suggested a personalised Arsenal jersey.
11:02Yes, please.
11:03So, could you please bring the presents over?
11:05LAUGHTER
11:06LAUGHTER
11:07LAUGHTER
11:08Do you know what?
11:09Yeah.
11:10RADA is fucking good, isn't it?
11:12LAUGHTER
11:14LAUGHTER
11:16LAUGHTER
11:18LAUGHTER
11:20LAUGHTER
11:21Four years of debt for this!
11:22LAUGHTER
11:24LAUGHTER
11:25Thank you very much.
11:26I think that's your answer.
11:27It's good to have Daniel Day-Lewis back in the game, isn't it?
11:30LAUGHTER
11:31Oh, wow.
11:32Unbelievable!
11:33No, back a bit, there we go.
11:34Oh, there we go.
11:36Thank you, Robot Santa.
11:38LAUGHTER
11:40They said...
11:41Do you know what?
11:42When they said Greg Wallace would never be back on TV...
11:44LAUGHTER
11:46APPLAUSE
11:48LAUGHTER
11:49So, I started out by asking AI what to get for Alex...
11:50Yes.
11:51..and it said a personalised Arsenal jersey.
11:52Am I allowed to open it?
11:53You are allowed to open it.
11:54Oh, wow.
11:55So, we've got you an Arsenal jersey, and on the back we've got the picture of you, er,
12:09with Declan Rice and Big John drinking the Frosé.
12:12Oh, yes, please.
12:13APPLAUSE
12:14Merry Christmas.
12:15APPLAUSE
12:16I love this robot.
12:19He did a little...
12:20He did a little happy dance when it was good.
12:22LAUGHTER
12:23So, when...
12:24When I asked...
12:25LAUGHTER
12:26How is the robot funnier than all of us?
12:28LAUGHTER
12:29This is the future, Josh.
12:31LAUGHTER
12:32So, when I asked AI what to get Josh, it said something that balances his sober lifestyle,
12:39his love of home, his writing work and his comedic vibe.
12:42Oh, that's genuinely nice.
12:44It said a premium tea gift set and notebook combo with a personal note.
12:50So, it's...
12:51And AI wrote the note.
12:53This is a personal note.
12:54Oh.
12:55For when you fancy putting the kettle on...
12:56I genuinely like this.
12:57For when you fancy putting the kettle on and jamming down those five-minute
13:01observations.
13:03LAUGHTER
13:04This is the great thing.
13:05It also added,
13:06Uh, Josh is an observational comedian who focuses on the minutiae of everyday life
13:11rather than big topical issues.
13:14LAUGHTER
13:16I think anyone who's seen me trying to walk around the news on this show
13:19would agree with that.
13:20LAUGHTER
13:21And so, what did...
13:22What did AI suggest for me?
13:24Well, AI, they got...
13:26So, basically, they said,
13:27something that was tied to your interest in disability awareness and sport,
13:30but more importantly,
13:31a high-quality item that acknowledges that part of his life,
13:34but not in a pitying way.
13:36They wanted us to give you something empowering.
13:38Not in a pitying way?
13:40No, so we didn't want to get you any sort of...
13:42any sort of present that would kind of sound, um, pitying at all.
13:45OK.
13:46So, we've got you, uh, a book.
13:47You have got me a book.
13:48You have got me a book.
13:49Which is called, um, The Little Disabled Engine That Could.
13:53LAUGHTER
13:54Ha, ha, ha!
13:57Thank you so much, boys.
13:58I can add that to my collection, along with C-Spot Limp.
14:01LAUGHTER
14:03Oh, the places you'll park.
14:05LAUGHTER
14:06And can we also have, uh, a big thank you to, uh, Robot Santa!
14:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:11Uh, now, Christmas telly is also changing.
14:18There's a reality series on Hallmark this year
14:20called Finding Mr Christmas.
14:22Uh, the TV show focuses on ten aspiring actors
14:25who compete for the chance to be the next leading man
14:27in a Hallmark Christmas film.
14:29Here is the cheesy trailer for the wholesome reality series.
14:33Boy, do I have an early holiday gift for you.
14:36We are back for season two
14:38with an all-new group of hunks
14:39and festive face-offs.
14:41Check out this sneak peek.
14:42It's a huge house.
14:43I'm down to stay here for a while.
14:45What's up, guys?
14:46What's up, fellas?
14:47What's up, Angel?
14:48Dude, it's so epic.
14:50Dude, we got the trust circle going on already.
14:54LAUGHTER
14:55I don't trust that trust circle.
14:57LAUGHTER
14:58Have you seen Finding Mr Easter?
15:01It's a bit bleaker
15:02cos the winner gets nailed to a cross.
15:04LAUGHTER
15:11Now...
15:13..throughout the show...
15:15LAUGHTER
15:17Sorry, it's the latest photo reggie for you.
15:19He's...
15:20Honestly, you're just...
15:21Everything you say with that ponytail!
15:23LAUGHTER
15:25Now, throughout the show,
15:26this Finding Mr Christmas,
15:27did you just get a cut away of my fucking pony?
15:30LAUGHTER
15:31We've never used that camera angle in 15 years!
15:34LAUGHTER
15:36That's not one of our angles!
15:38LAUGHTER
15:39Where's that?
15:40I don't even know where that camera is!
15:42LAUGHTER
15:44Throughout Finding Mr Christmas,
15:45the actors have to complete a series of challenges,
15:47including gift wrapping,
15:48untangling Christmas lights and acting in a scene.
15:50But we think they missed a trick.
15:53Because we've got our own Mr Christmas here,
15:55Alex Brooker.
15:56I don't know why they didn't cast him, right?
15:58100%, mate.
15:59Yeah.
16:00So, throughout the show tonight,
16:01we're going to set Alex a series of Christmassy tasks,
16:03and he's going to do the first one now.
16:05We need you to head over there, please, Alex.
16:07I didn't know...
16:08Are you ready? Are you ready?
16:09APPLAUSE
16:10It's based on this festive challenge.
16:17LAUGHTER
16:18Remember, guys, presentation is important,
16:20but your personality and star quality
16:23are always on Santa's radar.
16:26Ooh!
16:27So give us your best runway walks and slay!
16:30Yeah!
16:31Yeah!
16:32Link, you're up first.
16:34Ooh!
16:35Ooh!
16:36Ooh!
16:37Ooh!
16:38Ooh!
16:39OK, hello!
16:40Melissa, I don't want you to get too close to this fire.
16:43Sugar melts.
16:44Oh!
16:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
16:47Wow!
16:48Whoa.
16:52So, it's time for Alex
16:54to take on the Mr Christmas Catwalk Challenge.
16:57Alex, I want some strut with a Goodwill to All Men vibe.
17:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:06LAUGHTER
17:19Genuinely, by the way, don't get too close to me,
17:22cos I think this is flammable as fuck.
17:24LAUGHTER
17:25Alex, you're through to the next round!
17:28Yeah!
17:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:35All right, let's welcome tonight's guests.
17:36They're Bake Off royalty,
17:37which means much like real royalty,
17:39they're both inbred.
17:40Please welcome Alison Hammond
17:42and comedian Harry Hill!
17:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:46Hello!
17:51Hello!
17:52Hello!
17:53Hello!
17:55Hello!
17:56Hello!
17:57Hello!
17:58Hello!
17:59Hello, Paul!
18:00APPLAUSE
18:01I don't believe it, Frances Rossi and Tim Allen.
18:03Aww...
18:04I don't believe it, Francis Rossi and Tim Allen.
18:07And Bernard Cribbins from the Railroad Church.
18:10I thought it.
18:12Now, Alison, you have already received the best gift of all
18:16a few weeks ago when Prince Harry lip-synced
18:19to one of your exchanges from Bake Off.
18:22I thought I was dreaming when I saw that.
18:23So here's the perfectly timed clip with Stephen Colbert.
18:27If you was treated like a king for the day,
18:29what would you want me to do for you?
18:31Um, back for me, probably.
18:34You'd want me to do what?
18:35Beg?
18:36Beg?
18:38Beg?
18:38Beg?
18:39B-A-K-E.
18:40Beg.
18:41Beg.
18:42Oh, Beg!
18:50What a weird moment.
18:52I mean, it sounds like, oh, my God.
18:54Prince Harry...
18:55Me and Prince Harry are connected now.
18:57Totally like that.
18:58You know what I mean? We're tied.
18:59Yeah.
18:59I mean, how can I be humble now?
19:01Do you know what I mean?
19:01Does it make me kind of like royalty now, like, am I a princess?
19:07Yeah, but it does appear that Prince Harry has got a lot of time on his hands now
19:22Harry, what are your Christmas traditions?
19:26Well, we always what we do with the TV when we have the
19:30Christmas lunch. Yeah, and then we have we've got one of those TVs that that you can bring around
19:35You know it comes you can angle it right it's on the wall, but you can angle it round
19:39Yeah
19:39And so we bring it round so that it's across the other side of the table and then we have the king's speech on there
19:45So it's like he's joining us
19:51What's that? Yeah, it has been a tough year for a lot of people
19:54And look we talked about Alex's 13-foot tree in his garden anything special in your garden this Christmas well
20:03We we've got robins actually
20:05Yes, yeah, yeah, I know we put up a
20:10Nesting box last year and yeah, and we've got some actually some baby robins in there now
20:15Yeah, and I've got actually got a camera in one of those little tiny cameras. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
20:20Yeah, we're like a live feed
20:23Should we could we see that or we have got it? Yes. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Let's see the live feed
20:28I've been in there this morning
20:46Talk about live feed
20:50All right
20:52All right, we'll have more last week for you after the break as we chat to Rick Astley and find out which one of our guests had a crush on him as a
20:57Teenager see you in a little bit
20:59Welcome back to last leg. We're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Hill
21:21uh
21:23Alex is starting to change like Tim Allen in
21:29I did not know I don't think that's how you looked in the last part
21:33That's absolutely same mate. Okay. All right, Josh. Do you want to explain what's going on with it?
21:38I'm going through the band-aid video
21:42I think I didn't know Hansen room back
21:46Handsome I can't hear much by the way
21:50I'm staying
21:52From band-aid look at that
21:54Amazing bang on I can't hear anything
21:57I'm getting Gail Tilsley off
21:59I'm getting Gail Tilsley off call
22:05I'm getting I'm getting Gail Tilsley and Paul Hollywood
22:09And obviously I'm now Tom Hanks as Woody from Toy Story
22:15Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, because the final scene of Toy Story is when they all become friends at Christmas
22:20Yes
22:21Time now to welcome another guest to the last leg Christmas celebration
22:24He's a soul singer whose songs may be the one thing your family doesn't fight over this Christmas. Please welcome Rick Astley
22:30Welcome to the party Rick. What are your Christmas traditions eating and drinking? I think pretty much
22:59Yes
23:00My wife is Danish and we have quite a lot of Scandinavian tradition in our Christmas
23:04Bacon?
23:05Yeah, a lot of bacon actually
23:07Yeah, yeah, but also
23:10They celebrate on the eve on the 24th
23:12Yes
23:13So we've got into that habit over the years of doing that so
23:15Well, I'm very sorry that you're here tonight on Christmas Eve
23:18I know
23:20Exactly
23:21I'm straight back there after this
23:24If there's anything left I'll be, you know, lovely
23:26No, so to be honest tomorrow is a bit like our boxing day to be honest
23:31Right
23:32A bit more chill and you know, so
23:33Yeah
23:34Yeah
23:35Now we asked AI to suggest a present for you
23:37I can't wait
23:38Okay
23:40It said maybe a rare vinyl copy of something like the Smiths
23:43Yeah
23:44Because you did a show of Smiths songs at Glastonbury
23:46Indeed I did
23:47I saw it
23:48Which, yeah, you saw it and one of our team was there and captured the joy Josh felt as he watched you perform
23:53This is genuine footage
23:56Back on the streets of Birmingham
23:59I wander to myself
24:03When I barely say again
24:07With each side street in the ship down
24:10I wander to myself
24:13Oh
24:14What a nice
24:15One of the best hours of my life
24:19And watching that video
24:21This is going to blow your mind
24:23That was after I stopped drinking
24:27Harry, you share Rick's love of Morrissey's music
24:31His music? Yeah, not so much as
24:33LAUGHTER
24:38But you
24:39Don't talk about that, do we?
24:40You performed as Morrissey?
24:41I was
24:42I did Morrissey in stars in their arms
24:44I remember
24:45We have a dazzling clip of the enthusiastic performance from the turn of the millennium
24:51Morrissey!
24:52APPLAUSE
24:53APPLAUSE
24:54APPLAUSE
24:55APPLAUSE
24:56APPLAUSE
24:57APPLAUSE
24:59APPLAUSE
25:02A punctured bicycle
25:05I'll dance on it
25:09Don't let you make a man of me yet
25:15When it's your new car
25:19When it's your new car
25:22He's come up
25:24APPLAUSE
25:25Oh, very good.
25:27So good.
25:28Have you ever met Morrissey?
25:29I haven't met Morrissey, but part of it was you had to get permission.
25:33So I had to get permission from Morrissey to impersonate him.
25:35Wow.
25:36There was a...
25:37Or to do that song.
25:38And I got a fax through in the old days of faxes
25:41and it was signed by Morrissey saying,
25:44Good luck, Morrissey.
25:46So I thought, oh, so Morrissey's on the other end of this number,
25:49because of the numbers there.
25:50I thought, well, I'll...
25:51And I had this idea, so I sent him a fax back
25:55saying, how about you and me do a novelty single for Christmas,
25:59our version of Little Donkey.
26:01Wow.
26:02But I never...
26:03Never heard back.
26:04I mean, you've got your own quiff.
26:08I have.
26:09I have to wear an artificial one.
26:10But if you liked, I could...
26:12Would you like me to reprise the...
26:14Yes.
26:15Would you like me to...
26:16Yes.
26:17Yes.
26:18Yes.
26:19I don't know.
26:20I'm not feeling it.
26:21Come on!
26:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:24What a showman!
26:26He knows how to get the crowd going.
26:28LAUGHTER
26:29Here we go.
26:30Here we go.
26:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:33Oh.
26:34Lovely.
26:35Which...
26:36It's uncanny.
26:37LAUGHTER
26:38Little donkey.
26:39Little donkey.
26:40Little donkey.
26:41On a dusty road.
26:44Going to keep on...
26:45Flooding onwards.
26:46With your hair.
26:47LAUGHTER
26:48APPLAUSE
26:49Brilliant.
26:50Oh, mercy, everyone.
26:51LAUGHTER
26:52Merry Christmas.
26:53So good.
26:54Alison, is it true you had a teenage crush on Rick?
27:09Well, it's not the sort of place I would, like, probably admit it,
27:13with Rick literally sitting there, but he already knows.
27:16We've met quite a few times and now I'm quite cool with it.
27:19Are you?
27:20Like, I'm all right.
27:21I'm totally cool with, like, being in the...
27:23As long as Harry's sat between us.
27:24Oh, yeah, exactly.
27:25LAUGHTER
27:26So, Alison, just to clarify your story, you used to fancy Rick Astley.
27:31No, it's not more.
27:32Then you met him and now it's gone away.
27:34LAUGHTER
27:35Not at all, Josh.
27:36Obviously, I've still got feelings, but there is, like, you know...
27:39Have you?
27:40Do you want to expand on that?
27:42LAUGHTER
27:43Listen, I'm not saying...
27:44There's a wife.
27:45There's a wife.
27:46LAUGHTER
27:49Come on, Harry.
27:50Come on, Harry.
27:51Come on, Harry.
27:52Come on, Harry, go there.
27:53Obviously...
27:54Oh, no!
27:55I don't know when I'm not wanted.
27:56LAUGHTER
27:57LAUGHTER
27:58Listen...
28:00LAUGHTER
28:02LAUGHTER
28:04LAUGHTER
28:05Obviously, I was a lot younger than I am now
28:08and, obviously, I still get the same feelings.
28:11LAUGHTER
28:12I'm going to say it.
28:13There's a chance you're going to be Rick Rolled.
28:15LAUGHTER
28:17Come back, Harry!
28:19Come back, Harry!
28:21Harry!
28:22Alison, on the very night that his wife is celebrating Christmas.
28:26LAUGHTER
28:27LAUGHTER
28:28Well, she's not here, is she?
28:29Miss her!
28:30LAUGHTER
28:35Just out of interest, Rick, where can Alison see you perform next year?
28:38Yeah!
28:39LAUGHTER
28:40Um, here, there and everywhere.
28:41We're on tour in April, which...
28:42Are we?
28:43Yes, we're all on tour.
28:45LAUGHTER
28:46Um...
28:47Short notice.
28:48Yeah.
28:49So, um...
28:50Yes.
28:51We can't wait.
28:52We can't wait.
28:53We're looking forward to it.
28:54And now, Harry, you and Alison both host different versions of Bake Off,
28:57but you have brought your own showstopper to the show tonight.
28:59LAUGHTER
29:00Yeah, I've got to go back there again.
29:02Go on.
29:03LAUGHTER
29:04Well, I just think, you know, people forget what Christmas is really about.
29:09Yeah.
29:10And what they concentrate on is the food.
29:12You know, it's all about the food.
29:13Mm.
29:14So, what I've done is I've done a, um, my own...
29:18..savoury...
29:19..nativity.
29:20Um...
29:21Frazzles!
29:22LAUGHTER
29:23Which I've...
29:24..which I've made.
29:25Which I've made myself.
29:27And what...
29:28Just trying to get the message of Christmas through.
29:30LAUGHTER
29:32Through food.
29:34It smells lovely.
29:36And...
29:37Do you want me to...
29:38Do you want me to talk you through it?
29:39Yeah.
29:40So, these are frazzles on the roof of the, uh...
29:43LAUGHTER
29:44That's the...
29:45It's a pond bear.
29:46LAUGHTER
29:47As...
29:48As the angel Gabriel.
29:49LAUGHTER
29:50And then we have the three kings here, which I...
29:53..I made from...
29:54Pepparamis, cos they're...
29:56..they're spicy, a bit more exotic.
29:58Um...
29:59You've got the two sausages here.
30:01Uh...
30:02Joseph and Mary.
30:03Obviously, Joseph is a bit taller than Mary.
30:05Yeah.
30:06Um...
30:07And then you've got the star of the show, the baby Jesus,
30:10uh...
30:11Which is a...
30:12Pig in blanket.
30:13And there's the...
30:14LAUGHTER
30:15I don't mean that in a...
30:16In a sort of negative...
30:17You know, you know...
30:18LAUGHTER
30:19I don't want any trouble.
30:21LAUGHTER
30:22And then...
30:23You've got the manger made out of chip sticks.
30:24They're nice.
30:25Mm-hm.
30:26And then you've got the...
30:27You've got the halo there.
30:28LAUGHTER
30:29So that's just something that perhaps people could, you know,
30:31make their own tradition now.
30:33LAUGHTER
30:34The savoury nativity.
30:35Would you like to...?
30:36Have you got it in kit form?
30:37That's right.
30:38Do you like...
30:39You sell it in a kit?
30:40Could you...?
30:41It's about 12 quid.
30:42LAUGHTER
30:43I mean, the slight problem with it is,
30:44to secure the sausages,
30:46you do have to use, um...
30:48Screws.
30:49LAUGHTER
30:51And we're going to have more last leg for you after the break
30:54as Alex performs a Hallmark Christmas scene
30:56we've written just for tonight.
30:57But right now, Rick Astley is going to perform
31:00his first Christmas hit of the night.
31:02Before he does, though,
31:03we've talked a lot about Alex's love of Christmas,
31:05but Lib Dem leader Ed Davey revealed in an interview this year
31:08that he listens to Christmas tunes all year round.
31:11Wow.
31:12How do we feel about that?
31:13Is that all right?
31:14Oh, I wouldn't...
31:15But isn't his birthday on Christmas Day?
31:16That's the reason, isn't it?
31:17Uh...
31:18I think his birthday is on Christmas Day,
31:19so that's probably one of the reasons why it means a lot to him.
31:22Yeah.
31:23Because otherwise it would just be fucking weird.
31:25LAUGHTER
31:26Well, it's going to make the next bit awkward.
31:39Uh, Rick is going to play us into the break,
31:41but who better to introduce him
31:43than the leader of the Lib Dems...
31:45LAUGHTER
31:46So, Head Davey!
31:49LAUGHTER
31:50Hi, guys, it's Head Davey here.
31:52Merry Christmas to you all.
31:54It's true, I like listening to Christmas music all year round.
31:58The reason is, my daughter and I love winding up her mum,
32:03and it's on my iPhone,
32:04and we play it in the car all the time.
32:06Um, I'm never going to give up Christmas,
32:09so here's Rick Astley.
32:11APPLAUSE
32:20Sleigh bells ring
32:22Are you listening?
32:24In a lane
32:26Snow is glistening
32:28A beautiful sight
32:30We're happy tonight
32:32Walking in a winter wonderland
32:35Come on, rock, let's go!
32:37Three o'clock here, let's go!
32:38Let's go!
32:39Three o'clock here, let's go!
32:43Three o'clock here, let's go!
32:44Three o'clock here, let's go!
32:46Three o'clock here, let's go!
32:48Three o'clock here, let's go!
32:50Come on, Rob, let's go
32:52We're clapping, let's go
33:20Welcome back to Last Leg, we're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Hill
33:34Alex, you're definitely changing
33:36I feel a little bit more Christmassy at the moment
33:39Do you?
33:39I'm feeling it a little bit different at the moment
33:42You're definitely progressing
33:44No, I haven't
33:45Okay, Josh, would you like to explain
33:48Who you are now?
33:50No, I'm from the Band-Aid video
33:52Yeah
33:52So I'm Sarah Dallin from Bananarama, of course
33:55Look at these jeans, they're fucking brilliant
34:02It ain't what I do, it's the way that I do it
34:07We've always said it
34:08And obviously, I'm Tom Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump
34:12Because he famously said, life is like a box of chocolates
34:14And the main time you get chocolates is at Christmas
34:17You still look a bit like you're going to strip
34:21Yeah, Forrest Hump
34:25And now, throughout the show, we've been putting Alex through his paces
34:29To see how he'd fare on the US reality series Finding Mr Christmas
34:32The winner of the first series, by the way, earned a leading role in a holiday movie
34:37About the owner of a Seattle dog shelter
34:39Who falls for a meticulous webpage editor
34:42The movie was called Happy Howlidays
34:45See what you did there
34:48And see what they did there
34:49Love it
34:49Alright, I'm going to send everyone
34:50If you could all go over and get ready for the next challenge for Alex, please
34:53Over in that corner of the studio
34:55So Alex's final challenge tonight is to test out his acting chops
35:00In a scene we've written as the ultimate hallmark Christmas movie
35:04Lights, camera, Christmas
35:07Help, help, I need an emergency appointment
35:18Oh my god, it's Alison Hammond, the big city TV presenter
35:21That's right, I've become so career focused
35:24I've lost touch with what's important in life
35:27I'm single and I'm home for the holidays
35:30And?
35:32And I've hit a dog
35:34Thank you
35:37Oh my god, what happened?
35:52I'll tell you what happened
35:54It's quite difficult to talk
35:56Because it's really tight on the jaw
35:58At least do a dog voice
36:00I'll tell you what happened
36:08That's better
36:09Yeah, is that better?
36:11That's better
36:11I was just sitting there by the side of the road
36:13Licking my own balls
36:14And she came round the corner like a lunatic
36:17And hit me
36:18Yeah, but he's such a cutie
36:20I've really fallen for him
36:21Is there anyone here who can treat him?
36:24I can't let him die
36:26I'm the presenter of
36:27For the love of dogs
36:28Of course, Miss Hammond
36:30Do you know what?
36:31The hot vet will see you now
36:32But I'm next
36:34I'm sorry, Mr Hill
36:35Your cat's going to have to wait
36:37It's not the cat I'm worried about
36:38It's the Robins
36:39I'm afraid Miss Hammond is next
36:51But I'm on the telly
36:52I know, but not as much as Alison
36:54No one's on the telly as much as Alison
36:56The hot vet will see you now
37:00Somebody order a dreamboat
37:06Are you the hot vet?
37:09Yes, I'm sweating buckets
37:10Do you know how hard it is to operate
37:12With these little hands?
37:14You look like a man
37:15Who could really heal my heart
37:17I mean dog
37:18What kind of dog is it?
37:20I don't know
37:20One of those really little whiny ones
37:22By the looks of it
37:23I tell you what
37:27Why don't you come back
37:28To my charming little cottage
37:29And have Christmas
37:30With me and my children
37:31They've been missing a mother figure
37:33In their life
37:34Ever since my wife died
37:35In a tragic Christmas kite accident
37:37Oh
37:38Yeah, and then we could go back
37:40To the big city
37:41And maybe you could become
37:43The resident vet
37:44On this morning
37:45There you go, little fella
37:50Get that on there, boy
37:52Is that it?
37:55Stop whinging or I'll cut your bollocks off
37:57Come on, princess
37:59Let's go
38:00Oi, what about my robins?
38:07This Christmas
38:11Alex Brooker is
38:13The Hot Vet
38:14In Hallmark's new movie
38:16Vet the Hall
38:18Alright
38:28It's time to bring out
38:30A Christmassy mystery guest
38:31Harry and Alison
38:32Have to try to work out
38:34Why they were in the news
38:35This year
38:35Can we please have
38:37This week's mystery guest
38:38Mystery guest
38:39Mystery guest
38:41Christmas mystery guest
38:43Oh, what fun it is
38:45To have a Christmas
38:46Mystery guest
38:47Guest
38:48Welcome, Josh
38:50Alex, who is the mystery guest?
38:51This is Rob
38:52He was in the news this year
38:53For a Christmassy reason
38:55But what was it?
38:56Can we have
38:57The dramatic lighting change, please?
39:02So
39:02Did Rob get suspended
39:04From Broadland Radio
39:05For playing
39:06All I Want for Christmas
39:07Is You
39:07On October the 3rd?
39:10Did he get suspended
39:11As a school exam invigilator
39:13After playing
39:14Merry Christmas Everyone
39:15By Slade
39:16To signal the end
39:17Of the final exam?
39:18Or
39:19Did Rob get suspended
39:20By an undertaker
39:21After mistakenly playing
39:23Last Christmas
39:24Rather than
39:24The last post
39:25At a funeral
39:26What do you think?
39:32Well, I don't think
39:33You'd make a mistake
39:34At a funeral
39:34You'd be well prepared
39:36Because he looked like
39:36An undertaker
39:37That's a grave digger
39:42That's a grave digger
39:43I'll tell you what
39:47We'll reveal the mystery
39:47Guests after the break
39:48Rick Astley
39:49Is going to sing us
39:50Into Christmas
39:51We'll see you in a little bit
39:52Welcome back to Last Leg
40:10We're joined by
40:12Alison Hammond and Harry Hill
40:13Alex has now become
40:15Full Father Christmas
40:16Ho, ho, ho
40:18There you go
40:21That was a good one
40:23Do you know what?
40:26In another reality
40:27Where the cards
40:28Had fallen different
40:29He'd currently be doing that
40:30In a grotto
40:31In a garden centre
40:32You're not entirely sure
40:34What's going on
40:35With your costume?
40:35Well, I didn't think
40:36We had very long
40:37So I was the dog already
40:39So I just shoved mine
40:40On top of the dog
40:41So I'm boy George
40:44I do know
40:55What I'm calling this outfit
40:56What?
40:57Hair boy George
40:58Oh, lovely
40:59Lovely
41:00And clearly
41:05I'm Tom Hanks
41:06From Castaway
41:07Because when he first
41:08Experiences pain
41:09Due to an infected tooth
41:10That goes on
41:10To become an ongoing issue
41:11Whilst he's on the island
41:12He's at a Christmas dinner
41:14Oh, and I've got the
41:16Volleyball as well
41:17Um
41:18Hooray!
41:20Ha ha ha ha ha
41:22Recognise that handprint
41:24Thank you
41:25Before the break
41:28We challenged our guest
41:29To work out
41:29How this person
41:30Was connected to the news
41:31Can we have the options
41:32Again, please?
41:32Yes, this is Rob
41:36And he was connected
41:37To the news this year
41:38For a Christmassy reason
41:39But what was it?
41:40Was it because
41:41Rob got suspended
41:42From Broadland Radio
41:43For playing
41:44All I want for Christmas
41:45Is you
41:45On October the 3rd?
41:47Was it because
41:47He got suspended
41:48As a school exam invigilator
41:50After playing
41:51Merry Christmas
41:51Everyone by Slade
41:52To signal the end
41:54Of the final exam?
41:55Or
41:55Did he get suspended
41:57By an undertaker
41:58After mistakenly
41:59Playing last Christmas
42:00Rather than
42:01The last post
42:02At a funeral
42:03Ho ho
42:04Yeah
42:04Harry, Ellison
42:05Could we
42:07Could you say something
42:09Sort of
42:10Local radio-ish
42:11That we could see
42:13Coming up on the show
42:14Well
42:15Hi folks
42:16Hope you're having a good Sunday
42:17Yeah
42:18Yeah
42:19Is that it?
42:19You've got a good voice
42:20For radio
42:21Could you say
42:22You could have said
42:23No, Rob
42:24Shall we go with the radio?
42:30Yes
42:30It's very
42:31Would they suspend someone
42:32Just for playing
42:33It's a bit mean, isn't it?
42:35If they've done that
42:36That is mean
42:37It's a cutthroat
42:37World local
42:38I won't be listening
42:39To that radio station
42:40Anyway
42:40That's the last time
42:43You listen to Broadland Radio
42:44I thought you said
42:47Broadmoor
42:47All right, Rob
42:53Rob, can you reveal
42:55Your identity, please?
42:58I am indeed
42:59Rob Chandler
43:00Breakfast presenter
43:01At Broadland Radio
43:03And I was suspended
43:04For playing
43:05A Mariah Carey
43:06Christmas song
43:06Early in October
43:08Amazing
43:09Woo
43:10Indeed
43:11So why did you play it
43:13And then
43:13Why did they suspend you?
43:15Well
43:15Well, it started with a text
43:17From a listener called Becky
43:18Who said she was putting out
43:21Her Christmas stock
43:22In her shop
43:23And could I play
43:24A Christmas song?
43:25So I thought
43:25I'll tell you what
43:25If I get at least
43:26Five listener texts
43:28Saying
43:29Ho, ho, ho
43:30Ho, ho
43:31Exactly
43:32I'll consider it
43:35And we did
43:36We got a load of text
43:37Saying ho, ho, ho
43:38One or two saying
43:39No, no, no
43:40But
43:41Then Billy the taxi driver
43:43You must know
43:44Billy the taxi driver
43:45No
43:46Um
43:47Another keen listener
43:51Text and said
43:53There's a tub of chocolates
43:54In it for you
43:55If you play
43:56Mariah Carey
43:57All I want for Christmas
43:59Is you
43:59So
44:00Came back after the news
44:03And I read that text out
44:04And I said
44:04Quite frankly
44:06I'm disappointed
44:06Billy
44:07That you could think
44:08I could be so shallow
44:10To fall
44:11For such a
44:12Blatant bribe
44:14Yeah
44:15Ding ding ding ding
44:16Oh
44:16Played a song
44:19Yeah
44:20How long was you suspended for?
44:22How long was you suspended?
44:22One day
44:23Oh is that all?
44:24Yeah
44:24Did you go shopping?
44:27What did you do?
44:28Yeah
44:28Well just stayed in bed all day
44:29Chill day
44:29Can we please have a round of applause for Rob?
44:33Alright we are about to end the show with a Christmas singalong from Rick Astley
44:42But before we do
44:43Would you please thank our guests
44:44Alison Hammond
44:45Harry Hill
44:49And my co-hosts Josh Riddicker
44:52And Alex Brooker
44:55We'll be back next week for our New Year's Eve special with an incredible line up
44:59Musician Peter Doherty
45:00Comedians Maisie, Adam and Phil Wang
45:02National treasure Sir Lenny Henry
45:04TV personality Danny Dyer
45:06Rugby star Hannah Botterman
45:07Lioness Lucy Bronze
45:09As well as a celebrity barman who is 100% faithful
45:12Right now though Rick Astley is going to sing us into Christmas
45:17Thanks for watching the last link my name's Adam Hills
45:19Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
45:22You better watch out
45:32You better not cry
45:33You better not pout
45:35I'm telling you why
45:37Santa Claus is coming
45:39To town
45:41It's snowing, Rob, let's go
45:47He sees you when you're sleeping
46:13He knows when you're awake
46:16He knows if you've been bad or good
46:20So be good for goodness sake
46:23You better watch out
46:25You better not cry
46:27You better not pout
46:29I'm telling you why
46:30Santa Claus is coming
46:33To town
46:35He's got eight billion toys on his sleigh
46:40He's packed
46:41He's coming your way
46:44Santa
46:45It's coming in town
46:49Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
46:54Bang!
46:55Merry Christmas!
46:55Thank you!
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