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The 2 Johnnies Late Night Lock In - Season 3 Episode 100 -
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00:00MUSIC CONTINUES
00:24Hello and welcome to the best of the two Johnny's Late Night Blockin!
00:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:35Now, there were so many great moments from the last series,
00:37who can forget Margot Robbie giving Johnny B a piggyback?
00:40Ah, the time we bet Ronaldo on headers and volleys!
00:42Yeah, Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter,
00:44remember they did that acoustic version of the guy to scam the rat?
00:47That's right!
00:48But it tells you just how good tonight's show is,
00:50cos none of them made the highlight reel!
00:55Alright, let's take a look at what did make the cut.
00:57Roll that 10!
00:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:02Now, it's time to find out, who's in the bar?
01:05We're in the bar!
01:07Who's in the bar?
01:08We're in the bar!
01:09Don't know how I learned how to do this,
01:11but I can balance things on my nose and my face,
01:13I can balance pretty much, pretty much anything I think.
01:17On your face?
01:18Yeah!
01:19That's Chauvin's!
01:20Now, now!
01:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:22You ready?
01:23Go to three!
01:24One!
01:25Two!
01:26Three!
01:27One!
01:28Two!
01:29Three!
01:30Four!
01:31Three!
01:32One!
01:33Three!
01:34One!
01:35One!
01:36Three!
01:37Oh!
01:38Two!
01:39I put one ear in first,
01:41and then another one,
01:43but this is where the real trick happens.
01:44And then another one, but this is where the real trick happens
02:14What am I bloody down here
02:44Oh
02:58Are you
03:14You yourself almost had a career as a pop star. I did audition for a boy band for Louie Walsh. Yeah
03:34How'd it go? Yeah, not great
03:37It was in the pod in Dublin remember yeah, yeah, they call my name up and I'm starting to sing I can show you the world from Aladdin
03:44I
03:50Don't know. I don't know what I started to I
03:55Started I'm in trouble
03:58So afterwards anyway, you get that kept going to me come that won't get your wallet
04:01I'm gonna put you in the back. I'm gonna put you down. I was like, yeah, yeah, okay, cool
04:04I'm getting all brilliant after that audition took me outside. He says
04:08Maybe not this band, but but I'm definitely working something. I was like, all right brilliant. I thank God
04:12I thought I really messed that up. He's like, yeah, you know, let me get you into something
04:15I really want to do something when you have a brilliant. He said no we have to get something don't them ears
04:22We have to get something done with them ears
04:24Yeah, and I was like I was looking go up. I'm only 16. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure
04:30So I went home and it saved me man saying he said I have to get something don't me ears
04:34I'm thinking my mom would say like cheeky bastard. Yeah. Yeah, let me not turn around says do you want to get something don't
04:39I was like what the fuck is wrong with me ears. Last week in York there was a man playing with himself up in the stalls of the show
04:49I know I was thrilled. Yeah
04:53I was absolutely delighted. I was like shut up
04:58Was he hot? Was he wearing a ring? What was the crack?
05:01Because that just never happened, but he was like having a little
05:04No, I I was fed. I didn't know how in tech he was having a little go of himself. I'd say what he wasn't having a fall
05:11Right, you know what I mean? It wasn't full of pepper shit
05:17Yeah
05:19It was a little sprinkling would you say a little sprinkling of sort of funding a fondle
05:23It's like he was playing three blind mice on himself
05:26Because then I didn't know anyway, I saw the footage of it and it was quite innocent in the end. Okay. It wasn't the compliment. I thought it was
05:34Yeah, but when he was removed, you just went and I was like, that's not that hot. You should have fought for me
05:38Do you know what I mean?
05:41I want to stay and finish because she's still hot. I just left
05:44So that's the closest thing I've had. What kind of commitment is that? I think I'm seeing him now
05:49I think we're gonna date. True or false were you the only boy in an all-girls school? True, yeah
05:56True. Why? What? I don't know
06:00I didn't make up the rules. Not with the punks
06:02I think they just left it so long to put me into a school that there was no in our local area. There was no
06:09Places left, right? Yeah, so they have to just get you have to go to school. It's it's law
06:14Yeah, and eventually the only school that would take me was to was the girls school
06:17So I went in so I spent the first seven years of my school with all girls in my class and everything we have a picture of you here
06:24Thank you
06:34Very old regrets for a Monday
06:36Yeah, yeah, that was just when I wore to school
06:40I look like a little cult leader in that time
06:42It's like all these little miniature wives that this little cult leader has
06:47Looking back on it. I was like no one's going to want to touch me. Well, I was wrong
06:51I didn't know it blew up and then didn't they tweet putting and it was just worst thing
07:04Hey, bro, how much did you pay them
07:06What is your record in the long jump six thirty two six meters
07:34Pines three two, right? Well the reason we're asking that is because earlier myself and smacks gave it a go
07:42We didn't know what was a good length. What was a bad length. We've got a video here of Johnny trying to see it
07:49Here we go
07:54I just want to say I am carrying quad injury
07:57I didn't have to what they're right runners
08:03Several things right. Okay, okay. Would you do the honors? Can we stand up? Yeah, you can reveal that
08:09Where you are there smacks got one point?
08:13Seven I'll take that pretty good
08:15It doesn't
08:19It looks better measured out than it does on the video
08:23Let's have a look and see how Johnny B got on
08:25Oh
08:29Hey, he was cheating. He had really good runners on
08:32What did you get John? I did slightly better. I got 2.2
08:35What did you see you got again?
08:376.32
08:386.32
08:386.32
08:38Okay, we're just going to explain that to people if we can
08:43You jumped
08:45There's four
08:48There's five meters
08:506.32 here
08:59Well, I have two dogs. I had two dogs. I've had a three-legged lurcher called Lola for years
09:04And then we fostered Mick who has four legs
09:08And there they are there. Yeah, I don't know
09:12I don't know what they're doing
09:14It looks like Lola's going you got to earn your place in this house
09:28We know at the same time that say all ye jockeys you're all in the same way room
09:31You're all like kind of talking out together for want of a better room
09:34We're literally beside each other
09:36Can I get spicy in there like can I be
09:38Do you know what I mean like I'll be honest like if some lad cut me off down a corner he'd be
09:41You know yeah, there's kind of a code right it can get spicy. There'd be a couple of but really like we're small little
09:48lads
09:53Don't do that again
09:55Why is samba so hard?
09:56Because it's all about like bouncing and moving your hips and your body
10:04I mean is there any music in this place?
10:07Can we get a bit of samba music?
10:11How'd you go?
10:25Could you explain the basic steps?
10:27That's actually whoever I put that song on that's very fast
10:30Right so we don't normally go that quick but they're a batch of caddis that you would do to that
10:35I knew it was a batch of caddis
10:37Yeah
10:37Classic batch of caddis
10:38So you close your feet
10:39Right close your feet lads
10:40I hope you all do with us
10:40Come on we all do with us
10:41Let's and girls
10:42Can you take a step back
10:43And run the pub here we go lads
10:44Right okay listen up here we go
10:45So we close our feet and we're going to go back on our right
10:48And then left so it's literally just back back and stay up on your toes wiggling your hips
10:52So we literally go
10:54Bump Bump Bump Bump
10:56Right
10:56Not bad
10:58And then we'll just shake
11:01Ready for music
11:02Okay hang on hang on hang on
11:03But do you reckon we want people to learn to dance
11:07Oh you're doing it behind the bar
11:08We want people to learn to dance
11:09Yeah
11:10But there probably won't be too much samba music on in the pub in tipperary
11:13Yeah
11:13Okay
11:14So can we do this to a song that you might hear in a pub in Ireland
11:16Oh we can make a walk
11:17Okay right lads
11:18Okay
11:19Here we go
11:25Okay
11:44Okay well seeing as you are the only real pro presenter here you do live television all the time
11:50Would you read the auto cue and throw it to the link for us?
11:52I would love to
11:52Where am I going down here?
11:53You see the screen is on top here here we go
11:55Okay we have got a camera on the streets of Waterford where everyone
11:58Oh you absolutely can't
12:04In your own time let's give her a chance
12:05We
12:13Go on say it
12:18We have got a camera on the streets of Waterford where everyone smells of cabbage
12:22And I'd never go there because they're all sod busting blah eating bog monsters
12:26And Limerick to know what it is
12:28And Limerick to know what it is it's way better also I love the two audience
12:31And their fair glass
12:33The two johnnies not the two audience
12:37Thank you thank you
12:39Wow and
12:41Wyrm wrote that herself
12:42Let's have another game of Irish or Aussie let's head back to Coogee beach in Sydney
12:47Oh
12:49It feels like home in a way doesn't it
12:51Doesn't it
12:52You've been just buzzing
12:52Right so just by looking at somebody
12:54Who's this lad
12:58This lad looks so scared get in on him
13:02Get in on him
13:03Oh he's got budgie
13:05Don't say anton man you're live on television nod your head if you're up for playing a game
13:10I think he's got a big Irish head in him but he's Australian from the neck down
13:16If that's at all possible
13:17Joanne what do you reckon
13:18I agree with you the pants aren't they they're not no Irish man to wear those pants
13:22But he does have an Irish head I'm confused
13:26audience what do you reckon Irish or Aussie
13:28Okay what's your name mate and where are you from
13:32Joanne from Ireland
13:36We've got a game that we're calling we aren't family
13:40Yeah so we've got a camera out in the streets of Galway where all the members of the
13:43of the family are dancing to the same tune but here's the catch
13:45one person isn't in the family your job is to spot the imposter
13:49Okay
13:50Okay all right let's go live to Galway
13:52Okay here we go
13:53Lads we've got the DeSantis family
13:57I feel like I know already
14:00From one to six straight away Roddy you're looking at them who do you think is not in the family
14:07In the family
14:08Yeah they're all they're all a family bar one
14:10That fella number two he looks a bit wrong
14:15Andrew what do you reckon
14:17Number three because he looks too happy
14:19No family's that happy yeah okay Karen what do you reckon
14:24Oh now you're going close it's hard
14:25Yeah
14:26No so that's so they look the image
14:28Yeah
14:28That fella on the end looks like he's just being plumped there
14:32It could be him right
14:33He looks a bit awkward
14:35They say the rhythm is in the genes so let's uh find out
14:37We'll get them dancing let's see
14:39Is this live?
14:40Yeah this is live in Galway
14:41Yeah
14:42Okay right hit the music
14:49Oh I'll take a number four
14:53Who do you reckon?
14:56It's amazing number four is dancing with his toe
15:02Karen who's not in the family?
15:03Oh that's so hard
15:04I tell you I think I think number three is American
15:07Number three looks a bit yeah he looks a bit foreign
15:10Okay
15:11But so does number one that girl looks too jolly compared to the rest of them
15:14Okay who's not in the family?
15:15Three
15:16Three
15:18What do you call it?
15:19What number four are you reckon?
15:20Rodney Rick is four
15:21I'll tell you what say or not because we'll find out after the break
15:23Welcome back to the two johnny's late night lock-in
15:28Now before the break we've seen the santos family on the streets of Galway but one person
15:57Wasn't actually part of the family john
15:59Yes
15:59Let's go back to Galway and see lads right looking at the screens
16:02Who do we think is not part of the family lads?
16:04What do you reckon?
16:04What number?
16:05Six
16:06Six
16:07What are we saying?
16:09Okay okay moment of truth
16:10Moment of truth
16:11We think it's number four
16:12Some people are saying number six
16:14Would the real imposter please step forward
16:18Okay number four what's your name and how do you know the family or have you ever met them before
16:30My name is keaton and i have no idea who these people are
16:33Put your hands together and a big thank you to everybody on the streets of Galway
16:45We're raising children not to play outside because it's too dangerous
16:56Don't let them play outside why what in case they discover exploration independence problem solving
17:02Resilience and essential fucking adult skills
17:04And ironically leaving them indoors with the ipad
17:07Where the paedophiles actually live by the way on the internet
17:13So we find ourselves in an environment
17:17I learned just recently
17:19Ireland has a navy
17:24We've seven boats lads
17:25Oh the dictators of the world are shitting themselves now aren't they huh
17:31We have seven ships seven vessels and their job is to go around the island
17:37To go around the island now i don't know if they go up the north right
17:42I haven't googled it yet right so they go three quarters around the island right
17:48Or up there i'm a cross community comedian pick your side lads right
17:52And their job and i didn't know this when i go to bed at night on my lovely warm pillow
17:56There's men and women out there on the water
18:01Away from their own families
18:03Four or five weeks at a time protecting our country they're away from their own families riding each other
18:11Oh they're all at it just like the guards and the teachers
18:13Oh they love oh they live out in the atlantic ocean they love it like
18:28And they're away from they're away from away from their own families protecting our country
18:33And i'm at home and these people will never let us down if we ever get invaded
18:37But only in ireland would this happen
18:39That one day on the news the government announced to the rest of the world that five of the ships were broken
18:47What sort of a country announces to the rest of the world
18:52That their first line of defense is broken keep your mouth shut lads
18:58Tell them you have a hundred boats and say nothing right
19:01I know the uk have a policy to stop the boats in ireland we can't even feckin start ours like you know
19:07Oh
19:13This is the weirdest rt show i have ever done ladies and gentlemen
19:18And i just recently did high road low road for rt1 anybody see it yeah if anybody see it okay you flick a coin two percent
19:24Just flick a coin one person gets the high road the high end five star experience the other person gets the low road
19:29The shite experience high road low road colin murphy and i went to poland colin murphy got front row tickets to a cold play concert
19:35Backstage passes and a chance to chat to chris martin one-on-one for 25 minutes and i got the high road
19:42I am single at the minute um oh yes meet me at the bar afterwards
19:58But i think i think i know why i'm single now i think i figured it out i think it's because i like to think i can change a man
20:03Yes the girls over here as well we love a little bit of a project don't we you know the way some men like to fix cars
20:12Well i like to fix men
20:14I'll look for something on the verge of breaking down and i'll be like come here to me
20:20And then i'll spend two years under that thing making sure it's road worthy
20:23Don't worry guys as a comedian you're in safe hands with me i'm very woke unbelievable
20:30Unbelievable like even when it comes to the old lgbqta i've got a best friend for every letter
20:36i do
20:38Got a best friend for every like lesbian that's my friend jyvonne
20:41Like g that's my friend brian like t-trans that's my friend jyvonne again she's great she covers a load of letters from me actually
20:47Because she's on the reel that one she's great
20:53She doesn't cover asexually at the end people who don't want to have sex but my wife sorts that one out so it's fine
21:05You learn a lot when you become a dad the breastfeeding and all that i remember the very first time ever
21:09Experiencing it i was there with my wife she was trying to feed the baby it wasn't really working
21:14I didn't realize i thought it just would work all the time you know and god bless the nurses and nurse came into the room
21:20And grabbed my wife's breast and my son's head with the elegance of a builder you know
21:26Like picking an extension lead out of a puddle i'll get it to work don't worry
21:31And now i kind of thrive on the awkwardness you know i love it like my my uh my wife's dad was coming to visit when we had the baby
21:38And um i could see by the walk on the man when he walked into the living room that he was going to go for a kiss with the baby
21:46And i also knew his daughter was feeding the baby
21:53So i could have stopped him
21:57But i was bored out of my mind you know
21:58I said ah this would be good and fair play to him he must have known when he got to there but he kept going all the way down
22:06It was so awkward and then he tried to make a joke about it which is something i wouldn't recommend to be quite honest with you
22:12Because the joke he went for that evening right was
22:15Leave some for me you greedy little
22:17Yeah
22:19Good God lads yeah
22:21Well you haven't seen him since you know he doesn't
22:24Am i the only fucker that can see the obvious link between the decline of drinking alcohol and the rise of celibacy
22:31It's fucking obvious
22:33Um
22:35Siobhan and Noel i don't know how long you've been together
22:3924 years right we don't even need to check right unless you're muslim or a recovering addict
22:44Noel you were off your tits the first time you got it on with siobhan there is no one there is no
22:50There is no other way there is no
22:54There is
22:59Guaranteed
23:05Well
23:07We know
23:09Well now that's guaranteed then i know we don't even need to check noel do not confirm or do i know for a
23:14Fact you wouldn't even be here tonight you never would
23:18Were it not for alcohol you would not have been created there'd be an empty space there'd be no rose
23:24Noel would have had to get to the point where i go i could see two of you can i smash one of you it would have been something like that
23:31Wouldn't it it's bang on thank you that's it put your chips on my back now well that's it
23:36That's it i can feel the vinegar on my chinese tattoo
23:42Thank you very much good evening
23:47Ladies and gentlemen it's time for one of the greatest quizzes of all time it's the parish quiz
23:54I
24:09Also, heard your lifeguard your qualified lifeguard yeah technically yeah, but i can't swim
24:14All right, so you're a lifeguard you can't swim you're aware of what lifeguards do yeah
24:21How who how did you qualify um i did a class in school with about 20 other people and i was the only one that failed and they felt bad so they passed me
24:32I'll tell you one thing dean if i'm ever in the river lad please please just offer me a soup instead
24:37What are you up to yourself oh dude a bit of milk and doing a bit of nursing a bit of nursing a bit of nursing a bit of nursing a bit of milk yeah the two ends of it you know
24:47Are you a nurse?
24:49Trying i'm in my
24:51I only dropped out once and i didn't drop out this past two years so i'm doing well now
24:55Should get on to dean's teacher he'll definitely pass it
25:00And who are you looking or who are you looking for
25:04Who are you looking for?
25:07I'm a hot column he's a fellow up the road from me so right milked in there nearly five years so
25:12Now we heard uh you had an interest in the old rose of trillie yourself
25:18What's this what's going on i know we love so we're only about 14 minutes odd from trillie at home so we go back every
25:23year so i recognized a few of the faces when i came in this evening and i know we love it
25:27Yeah and how do you think caitlin is doing oh she's fab caitlin's a dote yeah such a good guy
25:31Great great answer rose for the answer
25:35100% i feel like that you're straight already
25:38What a kill lady
25:40Do you have a favorite animal i do um snoopy the cow
25:46Snoopy the cow now is snoopy the cow just your favorite or is it a pet or what oh it's a pet yeah
25:50No she as as a calf and a heifer she used to snoop into our pockets right see what she could find
25:57Usually sweets or something you know something good
26:00So that's why she got the name snoopy the way i left your favorite there's a lot of money in there
26:06There's none of that johnny
26:09And representing us is jake kiney how are you jake
26:13Well jake how are you getting on man right
26:17What has you rekt
26:18A fair long way up
26:22We're up here every week man come on
26:25You could stay home we'd see each other as well
26:26Definitely
26:28Kicking off with john in rossnery here's your question
26:31hi johnny congratulations on becoming the tour johnny
26:35Just to ask you who was the captain of the saint mary's
26:38Adult team that won the junior b championship and here's his mother
26:43It's a mirage!
26:53The man asking the question is standing right there.
26:57And then the mother is there.
27:00You obviously recognise that woman.
27:03I do, yeah.
27:04Who is it?
27:05Who is it?
27:06It's Mammy.
27:07Wait, the woman in the video is your mother?
27:10Yeah.
27:11The answer to the question is?
27:13My brother, James Lynch.
27:19And the answer is James Lynch.
27:25Munter Connacht, we're back to you.
27:27Let's have your next question.
27:29Well, Amy, Conor here.
27:31I'm with the two Fergals.
27:33You're with the two Johnnies.
27:35Munter Connacht last won the Junior Championship in 1976 against Banya.
27:39My question for you today is?
27:41Whose cows are those?
27:45Whose cows are they out the back of the GA field?
27:47Right.
27:48It is Owen Brodie's cows.
27:51Owen Brodie's cows.
27:52Yes.
27:53Right, well, let's find out if you're right.
27:55And the answer is the Brodie's.
27:57Tyg, we're starting with Nerney.
27:59Here we go.
28:00Here's your question.
28:01Hi, Tyg.
28:02Gillian here from The Shop.
28:03Can you tell us which local farmer sells us these potatoes?
28:07No, Tyg.
28:08That's Gillian from The Shop.
28:10No, no need for first names.
28:11No need for first names.
28:12The Shop.
28:13I like how you roll in Nerney.
28:14Too much hardship to name The Shop.
28:15It's just The Shop.
28:16Who produces them spuds?
28:17Eh, jeez.
28:18John Byrne.
28:19John Byrne.
28:20Okay, alright.
28:21John Byrne.
28:22Let's find out if you're right.
28:23And Theora Five, please.
28:24It's just The Shop.
28:25It's just The Shop.
28:26Who produces them spuds?
28:27Eh, jeez.
28:28John Byrne.
28:29John Byrne.
28:30Okay, alright.
28:32John Byrne.
28:33Let's find out if you're right.
28:35And the answer is The Byrnes.
28:46OK, Aisling, let's go back to Khaleed Eve for your next question.
28:51Hi, Aisling. Margaret and Mike here. We're here in the shop in Naheena, and Margaret has a question for you.
28:58Aisling, what year did my mother open the shop?
29:06Now, that is Khalidi's posh and becks, Margaret and Mike.
29:11What year did Margaret's mother open the shop?
29:14I think it's the 50s. I'm between 53 and 54.
29:1854. Go on, give it a go.
29:2054.
29:211954.
29:22Okay, let's go back to Dexter's laboratory and find out.
29:27And the answer is...
29:291953.
29:35Unlucky, unlucky.
29:39Jake, you ready?
29:41Just to go up now.
29:43Let's go to the Premier County for our next question.
29:48Hi, Jake. Andy here, with Firmacool's two hounds.
29:52But last Thursday evening, this hound here, Pepe, had a big birthday party in Palmuca.
29:58Your father was there with many others.
30:00He had a cheesecake, the lads had sponge cake.
30:03But what age was Pepe?
30:05Hold on, hold on, hold on now.
30:07The question is, what age was Pepe the dog last week?
30:11Well, I wouldn't invite it, that was...
30:14I didn't even get a collector fan of that.
30:17Er...
30:19That dog's fair old.
30:2316.
30:25That's a fair age.
30:26Let's go back to Andy and find out if you're right.
30:28Aye, Jake.
30:29I hope you got it right, or you'll be in trouble the next evening.
30:32But Mr Pepe celebrated his 16th birthday.
30:40It's a draw, lads, which means we need a tiebreaker.
30:42Right, can we get Davey Russell to give us a hand with this tiebreaker?
30:45Davey Russell.
30:48Jump in here, Dave.
30:50This is a tough quiz, lads.
30:52It is a tough quiz.
30:53Well, you see, you're not from those parishes, Davey.
30:55I'm not.
30:571953 and 1954, do you know what I mean?
31:01OK, lads, so our question is, Davey Russell, champion jockey,
31:05all his life had to be on top of his weight in order to race.
31:08Our question is, now he's retired, what weight is he?
31:11What weight is he?
31:14You have a weight, kids.
31:15No, please.
31:16Tyg and Nerney, to the nearest kg, what weight would you say, Davey?
31:20He's laying him up and down.
31:23What's your reckon, Tyg?
31:25His hindquarters are...
31:28Have a good look at him now.
31:32What would you put on him, Tyg?
31:34Ehhh...
31:36Shhh...
31:3888kg.
31:3988kg.
31:41What's that in all money?
31:42I don't know.
31:43I don't know what that is in all money.
31:4488kg.
31:45Ashley?
31:46Oh, it's pure shat in the dark.
31:47I'd say 85kg.
31:50OK, she's meant for a little less than 85.
31:52Well, here's the moment of the truth, Davey.
31:55We're back in the weigh room.
31:56Oh, I mean, like, with or without clothes?
32:00We'll be back after the break.
32:03We'll live on the clothes.
32:04Oh, just hop up and then she'll walk away.
32:05Will she?
32:06Yeah, OK.
32:07Including the boots.
32:09Shhh...
32:1188kg.
32:12Which means Tyg is the winner.
32:13Yeah!
32:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:18Now, here is the moment of truth, OK?
32:21In one of these envelopes is an all-expenses-paid trip to Las Vegas.
32:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:32Now, also in there, OK, is a bag of spuds from the shop.
32:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:40Which envelope are you going to take, Tyg?
32:42What's it going to be?
32:43In one of them is the trip to Vegas and the other is the bag of spuds.
32:45We're going with this one.
32:46You're going with that one closest to you, OK, Tyg?
32:48Open her up and let us know.
32:50Dead right, bless yourself.
32:51I'd be fingers crossed for you, Tyg.
32:52Hold it up to the camera.
32:53What have you got?
32:54Hold it up to the camera, what have you got?
32:55What's it going to be?
32:56A bag of spuds.
32:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:58Thanks, give it up for Clayton Ashley!
33:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:07Free from desire
33:09Mind and sense is purified
33:11Free from desire
33:13Mind and sense is purified
33:15Free from desire
33:17Mind and sense is purified
33:18Free from desire
33:20No nala nala nala nala
33:23Nala nala
33:24Na nala nala nala
33:25Na nala nala
33:26Na na nala
33:27Na nala nala
33:29Na nala nala
33:30Na na nala
33:31Na na nala
33:32Na nala nala
33:33Na na nala
33:34Na nala
33:35Na na nala
33:36Now, ladies and gentlemen you may not know this, we don't like to bring it up too often, but tip one the Old Ireland.
33:41The Old Ireland
33:42lah!
33:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:44Whoa-ho, pick that Carlow!
33:46LAUGHTER
33:47And tonight
33:49Tonight in the bar is a very important guest. Can I make my way down please if you don't mind ladies and gentlemen?
33:55Sorry, how are you? What's your name? You're not our guest, but thank you
33:59Not you, Nicole Kenny, Jersey either lads because if you don't mind right here behind you all all evening has been
34:05Dalim McArthur
34:11Now
34:13Tipperary were lucky enough to win it this year, but only ten counties have ever won the hurling All-Ireland Championship
34:20And had the chance to climb those hallowed steps and make the famous speech
34:24So we thought we'd let some counties who have never won the All-Ireland
34:30Some people here in the audience might like to lift this like I see a whole mix of jerseys. Where are you guys from?
34:35I'm Baltimore, America. Baltimore have never won it
34:38Right is say for example, is there anyone here from Tyrone?
34:47Okay, let's go have a chance
34:51This this this should go well, I think
34:54Okay, who's from Tyrone?
34:57Tyrone have never won the Lee McCarty, have they? That's right, I know. Well, would you like the chance now to lift the cup and make a speech?
35:02Jesus, I'd love it. Okay. Are you ready so in your own time ready?
35:06Oh
35:12Who would you like to thank?
35:14Jesus, I'd like to thank my whole family and all the good people at Tirlikin, especially my uncle Rodney Kelly, big inspiration for me
35:23No, this is this is unbelievable. Never thought I'd left this thing in my life
35:28Thanks very much
35:30Go to Ron everybody
35:36Thank you John now as Johnny B said only ten counties have won the Lee McCarty Cup one of those counties have won it since 1998
35:45I am of course talking about Offaly
35:47Neil do you remember the summer of 1998?
35:50Shut your face
35:52Yes, it was brilliant absolutely brilliant first team to be knocked out and still win it when it got in the back door
35:57The way all Offaly people like to do it
36:05I'm from Rosgray so right on the border. Yeah occupied Offaly
36:07Yeah, yeah
36:09So you know I'm always kind of giving Offaly a ribbon but I think it's it's time that you know we get the Lee McCarty or give it to an Offaly man
36:15Oh, yes, I think it's only fair now. Would you like to see Neil Delamere lift the Lee McCarty Cup?
36:21I don't know about this
36:23For the boys of Offaly
36:24Come on, what about Carlo?
36:29I don't know if I can do this, John
36:30There's a good chance
36:31There's a good chance I may not be able to show me face around Rosgrave for a while
36:34But Neil Delamere you've surely practiced this in the mirror as a young fella
36:37No, I knew I was so shy
36:41I'd like to thank my uncle Rodney Kelly
36:46He moved down from Tyrone and this is why we won
36:49Can I do the speech I would make?
36:51Oh lads it's listen it's customary in this position
36:53We want to say hip hip array to the losing team
36:58But it was Kilkenny and you can't beat those fuckers by enough
37:00So
37:07Yeah, put it up, lift it up
37:09Lift it up, lift it up
37:10Get it up
37:15Oh blue it is a lovely colour
37:17Till it gets the second dip
37:19That's the way with the outland's courting
37:21You'll never know when he'll take a fit
37:23Madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:26Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:29Oh madam I have gold and silver
37:31Madam I have tracks of land
37:33Madam I have ships in the ocean
37:35All I'm missing is a fine young man
37:37Madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:39Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:41Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:43Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:45Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:47Oh madam you can tie my garter
37:49Tie it up above my knee
37:51If you want you can tie it for the day
37:53Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:55Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:57Oh madam I'm a darling a diro ditheroe
37:59Oh madam you can tie my garter
38:01Tie it up above my knee
38:03If you want, you can tie it further
38:05Madam, I'm a darlin' a-di-ro-di
38:07Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a-di-ro-di-ro
38:10Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a-di-ro-di
38:12Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a-di-ro-di-ro
38:15Oh, madam, I'm a darlin' a-di-ro-di
38:18Yay!
38:20Highlander!
38:22So, you can match the personality of an animal
38:28to what kind of person they should be with.
38:30It's not date or relate again with animals, is it?
38:32It kind of is!
38:33We're an Irish person!
38:34We're back to leash!
38:36There's two Jack Russells!
38:39We're wondering if you could describe...
38:41We've got an animal here for you.
38:42Yeah, this is Goujon, who is a five-year-old golden retriever.
38:46I mean, what kind of person owns a Goujon?
38:49Well, the person who should own a golden retriever
38:51is someone that likes to walk and someone who's active,
38:53cos a lot of dogs are rehomed cos people get a cockapoo
38:56and they live in a fucking flat in Dublin or something.
38:58So, I would think a quite active person that likes walking.
39:01Yeah.
39:02We've got another dog for you here.
39:03Yeah.
39:04This is Ted Hastings, who's a four-year-old golden doodle.
39:07Yeah.
39:08You know, what kind of a person owns him?
39:10Well, that would probably be an old lady or an elderly gay man.
39:13Wait, we can tell you there are two dogs.
39:18Nailed it!
39:21Well, the question is, which Johnny owns which dog?
39:24Oh...
39:25Who's been doing more walking?
39:28It's impossible to tell, isn't it?
39:31Golden retriever.
39:32Yeah.
39:33That's my Goujon.
39:34Golden doodle.
39:35I am, of course.
39:36He's going to one.
39:37He's going to one.
39:38I am, of course, an elderly gay man.
39:40Hello, Ash.
39:41Hello.
39:42So, we have a series of pictures which show you at your absolute peak,
39:46so we thought we'd play a game.
39:47Are you up for this?
39:48Yeah.
39:49Okay.
39:50It's called Game Face, where you have to tell us which event you are participating in,
39:54just going from your facial expressions.
39:55Right.
39:56Let's have a look at your first picture.
39:58It has to be long jump, because I always put the worst faces to a long jump, Shirley.
40:02You reckon it's long jump?
40:03If I do that in any other event, that's really embarrassing.
40:05Okay.
40:06Let's find out if it is long jump.
40:07Yay!
40:08It's a long jump.
40:09Always the worst photos.
40:10Always.
40:11Let's have a look at another photo, Cain.
40:12Now.
40:13I know what instantly it is.
40:14Could have been a really big curry.
40:15What do you reckon, Cain?
40:16Has to be the shot put.
40:17The shot put.
40:18Has to be.
40:19This is me trying to do maths.
40:20Right.
40:21Let's go.
40:22Let's go.
40:23Let's go.
40:24Let's go.
40:25Let's go.
40:26Let's go.
40:27Let's go.
40:28Let's go.
40:29Let's go.
40:30Let's go.
40:31Let's go.
40:32Let's go.
40:33Let's go.
40:34Let's go.
40:35Let's go.
40:36Let's go.
40:37Let's go.
40:38Let's go.
40:39Right.
40:40Let's find out if it is the shot put.
40:41It is.
40:42Yay!
40:43Let's have one more.
40:44Let's have a look.
40:45Okay.
40:46Erm.
40:47I know it again.
40:48It's a long jump.
40:49Has to be like.
40:50Okay.
40:51Let's have a look.
40:52Is it the long jump?
40:53Has to be.
40:54It is you long jumping over to Lizzie.
40:56They're ready.
40:57So, we're going to show you some pictures.
41:02This is the view you would have had when you were riding these horses winning races.
41:06Did I?
41:07Are these horses that I rode?
41:08Yes.
41:09Okay.
41:10So, let's have a look at horse number one.
41:13No way.
41:14No way.
41:15I didn't ride that horse.
41:17It's got a double bridle on.
41:19No way.
41:20So.
41:21You did.
41:22That's one of yours.
41:23That's one of yours.
41:24That's one of yours.
41:25Yeah.
41:26There's no denying it now.
41:27I know they don't all look the same when you see the photos.
41:31That's one of yours.
41:32Yeah.
41:33They don't all look the same from behind, Davey.
41:36Right, Davey.
41:37Look.
41:38You rode this horse.
41:39Who is it?
41:40Sam Crow.
41:41Max?
41:42Well, Davey, let's find out if you're right.
41:44It is Sam Crow!
41:46That's amazing.
41:47Okay, we've got another one.
41:48Yeah, yeah, we've got another.
41:49Okay, Davey, here's a look at horse number two.
41:53No, that is, that is, I would say a harder one.
42:00Very hairy.
42:01No, I...
42:02No, you did.
42:03They're all horses.
42:04We know you did.
42:05They're all horses you rode.
42:06Right, I, I, I, I don't know that horse, no.
42:07Take a guess.
42:08Uh, if it's, um, field or.
42:20It's not, it's Irish Point.
42:21Oh, good horse.
42:22Yeah.
42:23It was my last winner.
42:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
42:25It was my last winner.
42:26Yeah, your last winner.
42:27Yeah, it was my last winner.
42:28Yeah, good horse him, yeah.
42:29Okay.
42:30Let's, let's have a look at one more.
42:32Let's have a look at one more.
42:33Ah, the man himself, is it?
42:36What are you saying?
42:37What are you saying?
42:38What are you saying?
42:39Is that the tiger?
42:40It is tiger oil!
42:41Yeah!
42:42What is he?
42:43Good horse.
42:44Good horse.
42:45Good horse.
42:46Good horse.
42:47Good horse.
42:48Good horse.
42:49Your man still gives out about your fashion choices from time to time.
42:52I mean, is it fair to say she's trolling you a bit?
42:54When I'm, she is my ultimate troll.
42:56I had to ban her from texting me when I'm live on television.
43:00Cause it was.
43:01Oh, state of your hair.
43:02Jesus.
43:03Bit heavy with the makeup.
43:04Bit heavy with the makeup this morning.
43:05Do you think that, that, do you think that shirt is right?
43:08Oh my God, are you pregnant?
43:09Did you forget to tell me?
43:10And this is just.
43:11Wait, in the middle of the show?
43:12In the middle of, like it will start at seven and it will not stop until ten.
43:16So I had to ban her.
43:17We have some of the messages that your ma'am has sent you.
43:19Oh no.
43:20She's got out.
43:21This is for you.
43:22The hair is, the hair is a big page.
43:24Can't see your face with your hair.
43:25With your hair.
43:26Yeah.
43:27So this is in the middle of the show.
43:28You might shake your forehead to the brain.
43:297.40 in the morning.
43:3020 to 8.
43:31I've been on air for 40 minutes.
43:33We have another one here.
43:34Hair lovely, but you're very pale.
43:36Very pale.
43:37It's not the time, Mary.
43:39We're living in different times, girls.
43:41Mary's on fire.
43:428.19.
43:43We've got another one here.
43:44Hate that blouse mirror.
43:45Bin bin.
43:46Bin bin.
43:47And I think this is my personal favourite.
43:51Love your jumper.
43:53TV3 keeps showing your spanks.
43:57We've wondered like what it's like to get hit by a professional boxer.
44:00Yeah.
44:01And thankfully Johnny V has said he's willing.
44:06To get hit by a professional boxer.
44:08So.
44:11So.
44:12I mean.
44:13Would you.
44:14This one's not that potted.
44:16Good.
44:17Good.
44:18Good.
44:19It is.
44:20Give it to me.
44:21Fucking give it to me.
44:22You sound like that.
44:23Yeah.
44:24Sorry.
44:25Oh.
44:26Oh.
44:27Oh.
44:28Oh.
44:29Oh.
44:30Oh.
44:31Oh.
44:32Oh.
44:33Oh.
44:34Oh.
44:35Oh.
44:36Oh.
44:37Oh.
44:39Oh.
44:40Oh.
44:41Oh.
44:42Oh.
44:43Oh.
44:44Oh.
44:45Oh.
44:46Oh.
44:47Oh.
44:48Oh.
44:49Oh.
44:50Oh.
44:51Oh.
44:52Oh.
44:53Oh.
44:54Oh.
44:55Oh.
44:56Oh.
44:57Oh.
44:58Oh.
44:59Oh.
45:00Oh.
45:01Oh.
45:02Oh.
45:03Oh.
45:04Oh.
45:05Oh.
45:06Oh.
45:07Oh.
45:08Oh.
45:09Oh.
45:10Oh.
45:11Oh.
45:12Oh.
45:13She'll attack, she'll attack, she's a maniac!
45:18Alright.
45:21Let's do this.
45:28She walked her busted after that night, she was dressed and killed.
45:31She was a sexy lady, she had to get her thrill.
45:35How did she get him, how did she know all the music and defeat the temple?
45:38She was wrong for that life, she was sick for the fight.
45:41She said, greetings.
45:43Hold tight with a new chair.
45:44Hold tight with a mic in the left hand.
45:45It's me, I won't find the booting.
45:47Are you ready now?
45:48Move to the rules now.
45:49Life, it has no meaning.
45:50Are you ready now?
45:51Move to the madness.
45:52I'm calling back to you.
45:54We bring this group to you.
45:57Are you ready now?
45:59Move to the groove.
46:00Put your hands up in the air.
46:02One super question to ask you.
46:05Are you ready?
46:09Move to the groove.
46:11Move to the groove.
46:12Move to the groove.
46:13Move to the groove.
46:15Move to the groove.
46:16All right.
46:17And I'll take a single person in the house.
46:18Come on.
46:19Let's hear you see.
46:20She's a maniac.
46:22She's a maniac, maniac on the floor.
46:27And she's dancing.
46:29And she's dancing like she ever did before.
46:33The audience needs a patient time.
46:34She said put your hands in the air.
46:35Side to side like you just don't care.
46:38Everybody in the house on the party night.
46:39Scream all back to me.
46:41Ah be ah be ah be ah be.
46:43Ah be ah be ah be ah be.
46:45Ah be ah be ah be ah.
46:48Hi, hi.
46:49Hi, hi, hi.
46:50Hi, hi, hi.
46:51Hi.
46:52Hi, hi.
46:53Hi, hi, hi.
46:54Hi.
46:55Hi.
46:56Hi, hi, hi.
46:57Hi, hi, hi.
46:58Hi.
46:59Hi, hi, hi.
47:00Hi.
47:01A huge thank you to everyone here in Swans Bar tonight.
47:25And thank you to all of our guests throughout the series
47:27and thank you at home for watching.
47:28Now, for a very special performance
47:30from Dan McCabe for playing Grace.
47:33We'll see you soon.
47:34Bye, bye, bye, bye.
47:35Bye.
47:35Bye.
47:35Bye.
47:39We'll see you gather in the chapel here
47:43in old Maynard home jail
47:47We think about the last few weeks
47:52Oh, when we say we feel
47:56From our school days
47:58They have told us
48:00We must earn liberty
48:04Well, all I want
48:07In this third place
48:10Is to have you here with me
48:13Oh, grace, just hold me in your arms
48:21And let this moment linger
48:24You'll take me out of the dark
48:29And I will turn
48:31With all my love
48:36I place this wedding ring
48:39Upon your finger
48:41There won't be time
48:43There won't be time
48:44To share our love
48:47For me the same
48:49Oh, grace, just hold me in your arms
48:58And let this moment linger
49:01They'll take me out of the dark
49:06And let this moment linger
49:08With all my love
49:13I place this wedding ring
49:16Upon your finger
49:19There won't be time
49:21To share our love
49:24Oh, grace, just hold me in your arms
49:28There won't be time
49:32To share our love
49:38For me the same
49:41Goodbye
50:02Goodbye
50:04Bye
50:25Bye
50:25Bye
50:26Bye
50:27Bye
50:28Bye
50:29Bye
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