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01:48¿Tú early?
01:50I like that you're so keen.
01:54Merry Christmas.
01:56Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:58Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho.
02:05¿Vale? ¿Vale a ver con vos later?
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon. Got a few guests here.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:13Hey, Merry Christmas.
02:15Good to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay, so that means that no-one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Come on.
02:26Eh, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I spent enough on your My Little Pony, thank you.
02:33Go on, another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on them.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've actually got somewhere.
02:38I'm going to pop to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:47So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:10I love it.
03:11Thanks.
03:13It's just them two.
03:14Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God, this is so much better than mine!
03:29I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was going to be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots.
03:33I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34No, very clever.
03:36Hey, happy Christmas!
03:41Yeah, what he said.
03:46Sorry, you've got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, will you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:55How are we?
03:58Disappointed.
03:58It was a bit, you know...
04:02It was massively out of order.
04:04And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:11Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:14Well, tell me, it's your arms.
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:17I'm getting dressed.
04:20Sherry?
04:20Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:36Computer, stop.
04:45Hmm.
04:50Oh, no.
04:52Now playing Gold.
04:54Oh, computer, stop or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:09Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow.
05:18Oh, what did you get for Christmas?
05:20Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday.
05:23When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now, if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice.
05:42Just being here.
05:44Basking in your magnificence.
05:46And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:52Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:58And I think to myself,
05:59At least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:01So, I'm willing to accept your apology and give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:37How are you, really?
06:44Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:46Come on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:07And get this.
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound, who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Go on, drink.
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:18Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses.
07:22And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:29Wow!
07:37Oh, sorry?
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40You crack on.
07:43How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:53A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:58Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:09He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:16Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:19Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It's wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:26Right, come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:27How many are we feeding?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was gonna?
08:41Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not gonna answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
08:51I don't know.
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12:36Y luego, en algún momento,
12:38en algún momento muy pronto,
12:40tu vas a aparecer en la sala de casa
12:43y es aceptado que has movedes back in.
12:49Eso puede funcionar.
12:52La estación de la estación comenzó.
12:56¡Oh, sí!
12:57¡Vamos a verlo aquí!
12:59¡Oops!
13:00¡Oh!
13:01¡Bien!
13:03¡Bien!
13:04¡Bien!
13:05¿Está bien?
13:07¿Está bien?
13:09¿Está bien?
13:11Sí, sí.
13:13¡Vamos a ver!
13:15¡Vamos a ver este show en el camino!
13:17¡Vamos a ver el tiempo para que nos descansemos!
13:19¡Vamos a ver!
13:21¡Vamos a ver!
13:23¡Vamos a ver!
13:25¡Vamos a ver!
13:27¡Vamos a ver!
13:29¡No, no!
13:31¡Vamos a ver!
13:33No, está bien.
13:35¡Vamos a ver elの!
13:37En fin!
13:39amended por las comuniones de herav
13:39¡Vamos, padre!
13:41¡Vamos!
13:43¡Vamos a ver!
13:51¡Vai a ver!
13:54¡Edía!
13:56¡ Mauro!
13:59¡Wow, papá!
14:01! ¡Oh, qué viejo mucho!
14:02No, no, no.
14:32No, no, no.
14:33Come here.
14:34Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:40Have a good time.
14:41That's what we're going to do, then.
14:43Have a good time!
14:44Nailed it!
14:45Right, erm, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:50Control, Gary!
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:56A lot.
14:58I really appreciate this.
15:01I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Thank you.
15:15Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:16Oh, thanks.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the settee.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:24Yeah.
15:25Feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate sat here.
15:29Ah, well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33A nose hat.
15:34Oh.
15:35Right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:39Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly, but it's only really for people joining family.
15:48Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine from weather-resistant footwear, I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:58My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Happy Christmas.
16:09Bye-bye.
16:10Greetings.
16:11Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:12Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:17Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:29Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally I meant.
16:33Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:36Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:38Oh, really?
16:39No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:42Not been bigging me up, then?
16:45I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:48Oh.
16:49In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53Er...
16:54I'll settle for that.
17:01Hey!
17:02Excuse me.
17:03Wow!
17:04You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me,
17:10because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:12Is this pre-planned, or is it an escape?
17:15Pre-planned.
17:16Promise.
17:17But, er, I might see you later.
17:18It's all right.
17:19Sorry.
17:20Right, then.
17:21Yeah.
17:22What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:27Business as usual.
17:28Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:40Y'all is going, then.
17:41Hey, Sam.
17:42Hmm?
17:43What?
17:44No.
17:45What?
17:46Do you want?
17:47Won't what?
17:48Drink from the welly.
17:49Drink from the welly.
17:50Drink from the welly.
17:51Drink from the welly.
17:52This is getting weird.
17:53I'm uncomfortable.
17:54Drink from the welly.
17:55Drink from the welly.
17:56Drink from the welly.
17:57Drink from the welly.
17:58This is getting weird.
17:59I'm uncomfortable.
18:00Drink from the welly.
18:01Drink from the welly.
18:02Drink from the welly.
18:03Drink from the welly.
18:04Drink from the welly.
18:05Drink from the welly.
18:06Drink from the welly.
18:07Drink from the welly.
18:08Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:10Drink from the welly.
18:11No.
18:12No, no, no, no, no.
18:14Yay!
18:15¡Gracias!
18:45¡Gracias!
19:16Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:19What do you mean?
19:21Oh, like, say...
19:24You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:32Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I try to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:39Do you know who's in that?
19:40Nelson Mandela.
19:41Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on, let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:47Finally!
19:50You knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:53I've been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:56It's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been on silent.
19:59Sorry.
20:00Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about it yesterday.
20:04What? No.
20:05No, don't worry about that.
20:06I'm done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello.
20:10Hey.
20:11First of the greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:14I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:21She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:31Relax.
20:32It's Christmas.
20:33Relax.
20:34This is Christmas.
20:35This is Christmas.
20:36It's Christmas.
20:37Oh, my God.
20:38Let's go.
20:39Jesus Christ.
20:40There's a Christmas.
20:41Yes, it's Christmas.
20:42Everyone has got it here.
20:43It's Christmas.
20:44Yes, it's Christmas.
20:45We've been the people in that sparkly dresser.
20:46We were all together.
20:47We've been the people in the world.
20:48We've been the people in the world where the people who are in the world.
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23:06Oh, come here. I love you.
23:08¿Vamos a estar bien, ¿verdad?
23:09Sí.
23:11¿Dónde está Eve?
23:12¿Dónde está Chas? ¿Dónde está tu mamá?
23:14Con Charles y Claudette.
23:16¿Dónde estáis?
23:18Sí, sí.
23:20Aún se sabe quién es tu padre.
23:25¿Dónde está?
23:36¿Dónde estáis?
24:06Oh, this should be good.
24:08What the Ladybird Herd.
24:10No, what the Ladybird Herd Next.
24:13Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:15The Godfather. That's a book.
24:17No, no, no, we have to wait, right,
24:19for how many words first.
24:21Right, of course.
24:22All two.
24:23Oh, four words.
24:24That's barely a headline.
24:26That's how many words are in the title.
24:28Oh, um, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:30Oh, well, if you start mamming,
24:32now I'm gouging me her name.
24:33No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
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25:06No, no, no, no.
25:07Queda algo que quiero hacerle a Nicola.
25:09Sexy time.
25:10No, no, no, no.
25:12Ha ha ha ha.
25:14Y después, en realidad, tequila, mockingbird.
25:18¿Qué pas it?
25:20¿Qué pas?
25:21Todo el día man, wait till you're asleep
25:23y ver qué estáis.
25:25¿Y qué pasadero?
25:26Y nos lo lucharás a todo lo que vendré a jour por el fin de aquí.
25:29¿También?
25:31¿Es esto mucho?
25:32La mejor de la costura.
25:33Oh, no sé si me hace muy feliz o muy triste.
25:37Bueno, me hace muy feliz.
25:39Bueno, play your cards right, y...
25:42...y hay otra vez en estos.
25:44¿Ya?
25:49¡Oh! Decent, mamá.
25:52Gracias por tu gracia.
25:54Hey, hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:58Bueno, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:02Oh!
26:04Eh?
26:06Yeah.
26:07We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally, I think we went through about four of them.
26:11I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to... I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not. Always.
26:24Anyway, she used to ask such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:29Ridiculously. So we're playing then or what?
26:32Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:34It's only two players.
26:36Look, we can team up. We can take turns.
26:39I just... I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas
26:44after where we were last year, and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:47Indulge your old dad.
26:49Fine.
26:50Yeah?
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:56There's pudding.
26:56There's pudding.
26:58Oh!
27:01Have you just helped Dylan?
27:03Yeah.
27:04One sec.
27:05All right.
27:06One sec.
27:07All right.
27:13Hello?
27:15I'm coming.
27:16Things are going to be okay. Do you know that?
27:17Yeah, I do.
27:31It's me.
27:34Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:38Okay.
27:39Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:42I'll do it.
28:10What a surprise.
28:11You're good at making ladies' drinks.
28:13Do you want a soft drink?
28:14Oh, I do.
28:15It's pretty good, that one.
28:17I can't believe you lost.
28:19Are they beetroot?
28:20Wow.
28:20Yeah, I don't know.
28:21Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:24Oh!
28:25Oh, yeah.
28:26No, we can't.
28:26I went and chucked them out.
28:28What? Why?
28:28Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:32It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game I can play.
28:36Mm.
28:36Go on, then.
28:38Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:41Oh, nah.
28:44That's well boring.
28:46And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:48So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:51Go Truth.
28:53Ooh!
28:54Anyone want another drink?
28:55Mm.
28:56Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:57Or, I've got another one.
28:58Oh, this is a really good one.
29:00Never have I ever.
29:02Shall we play that?
29:03Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:06Never have I ever.
29:08Ooh!
29:09Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:11Never have I ever.
29:12Come on.
29:13Never have I ever.
29:15Ripped anyone's head off their shoulders, boy.
29:18Do you know what?
29:19The night is yet young.
29:20Come on!
29:21Never have I ever.
29:22Never have you ever, but this trouble, like...
29:24Shut up!
29:25All right, well, come on then.
29:40Who are you?
29:41And why have you done this?
29:45And have you lost your tongue, eh?
29:47Oh, no, wait, that's right.
29:48Not yet, you haven't, because I'm going to cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:55Well, that's a big threat, from a man in your very precarious position.
30:01You're not, I'm not who you are.
30:24No.
30:25Saves on introductions.
30:28Johnny Psycho, the murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:32Hmm.
30:34That kid wrapped himself up in tarp bowling and jumped in the lake of the air.
30:37Show some respect.
30:39That kid had a knee.
30:41Neat.
30:43And his death was an accident.
30:45Right.
30:46Well, I'll be worried. Nobody hates you, then.
30:48Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:51Not very popular, are you?
30:54Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:09I'll let things slip.
31:12But now I'm going to make up for it.
31:16The storm's coming.
31:21Not literally, idiot.
31:24Read.
31:25You caused a bit of one, though, didn't you?
31:30What, with your little siege?
31:32Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:34A sword.
31:35Very, er...
31:36Very visually arresting.
31:38Not quite as effective as a bullet, though.
31:43I came this close.
31:45To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:49Just after I drugged you.
31:50And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:54No, I was so wrong about you.
31:57You're completely mentally stable.
31:59Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:02Aaron is not going to miss out on anything.
32:03He knows where his future lies.
32:04But there's a bit of work to be done first, though.
32:09Well, this is your little squat, is it?
32:12I like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well, I see.
32:16Yours, it's, er...
32:18It's mine, no.
32:20Well, he suits you.
32:23Just need to knock together a little padded cell for you.
32:26Because that's where you're ending up.
32:29I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:31Together, like we are meant to be.
32:33Happy.
32:34Happy.
32:35Content.
32:36And committed to each other.
32:38With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:40By anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing Necoming Clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:48She'll know the truth.
32:49Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mac will know the truth.
32:52And yeah, I know that's three.
32:53I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:54Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:57Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:02Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:04No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:08She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:16Mmm.
33:17Fair for that Liam.
33:18You know I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:22Oh!
33:24It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:33Kindred spirits.
33:34Ah, cute.
33:35I am actually, yeah.
33:36Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:39Since that's where you've been.
33:41Thank you.
33:48Oh sorry, is this a private party?
33:50It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:53We didn't want to intrude.
33:54No, no, no. Not at all.
33:56Is Mary not with you?
33:57No, she's a...
33:58She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:00Very keen.
34:01And serious.
34:03We didn't lie to her.
34:05I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:07To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:09Has he?
34:10No.
34:11I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:16But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:20Ooh.
34:21I reckon Claudette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:27I'll have a Shandy.
34:29Just joking.
34:30Or am I?
34:33Cheers, everyone.
34:35Well, just...
34:36Hang on a sec.
34:37I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh, well that's not true.
34:45But carry on.
34:47Ah, it's good.
34:48It's very good.
34:49Erm...
34:50I just...
34:51I just wanted to say...
34:52This year's been a bit...
34:53Well, I mean, even by our standards...
34:55Er...
34:57It's been a weird one.
35:01It's been hard, mostly.
35:03And very hard.
35:05Sometimes.
35:09And scary.
35:10And...
35:13It's been sad.
35:17But...
35:18It's also been...
35:20Amazing.
35:22And although you...
35:24Most of you are...
35:26A pain in the backside.
35:28Erm...
35:29You're family.
35:31We're family.
35:32And...
35:34I'm glad we've got each other.
35:37So, you know...
35:40Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:46To family.
35:47Well, and you.
35:50Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:53No, she wants her baby so much.
35:55And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband.
36:01Who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
36:04And...
36:05And despite your...
36:06Age-defying lady bits.
36:08Isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:11Charity's just...
36:12It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:15Do you know what else it is?
36:17None of my business.
36:19Bingo.
36:20So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:21Right now.
36:22I'm going to go home.
36:23And I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:26Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:30I'll go home.
36:31Come on.
36:32I'll do it, I'll do it.
36:33Good.
36:37Take it, Harry.
36:39When we're on.
36:40I'm going home for a Christmas.
36:43It's just a surprise.
36:45Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:50Right...
36:51Torch is on.
36:52Ok, let's go see Grandad
36:55Do you want it? We'll swap
36:56Thank you
36:57Bit of it quiet on the way over here
37:03Have you been thinking about your mum?
37:07Always
37:08I didn't even get to buy her a present
37:12Oh yeah
37:13I'll never get to buy her a present again
37:15Ka-ching
37:18What are we doing?
37:25Well you didn't think of that spanner
37:26Was your Christmas present did you?
37:28Yeah
37:29What's this?
37:38This is a lot of hard work
37:41So are you up for it?
37:43Me? Why?
37:46Because this is your car
37:47Merry Christmas son
37:49Is that actually mine?
37:52I mean it's a bit of a state at the moment
37:54Ok
37:55Well it won't be when we're finished though
37:59Because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles
38:02Three years
38:03What?
38:05Well you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17
38:08So you're up for it or what?
38:10Yeah, definitely
38:11Definitely
38:12I'm
38:15I'm
38:15I'm
38:16I'm
38:17¡Gracias!
38:47...like I didn't exist
39:17Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely. 110%.
39:29Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:32The butcherer of percentages.
39:35Butcherer is not a word.
39:37Yes, it is.
39:38What's it mean, then?
39:40Someone who butchers.
39:43It's just a butcher.
39:45Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:48Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand, right now.
39:52Oh!
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56You're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
39:58Do you think he's still asleep?
40:00Oh, yeah.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:08Hush!
40:13Where have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20I went for a walk.
40:22Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:28Oh, my God.
40:29Yes.
40:30So...
40:32Not an easy day, then.
40:36Oh, it's been fun.
40:38Where is everyone?
40:40Er...
40:41Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter,
40:46and...
40:47Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:56For once.
40:58Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01And we're good.
41:03We're great.
41:04Come on, then.
41:06Come on, then.
41:07Come on.
41:08Come on, then.
41:09Come on, then.
41:10Come on, come on.
41:11Oh, my God.
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