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00:00Muzyka
00:15같 комis pleased, że WWF Superstars
00:29Na okinej, łufka się do gostania, jak byłaś o tym dostać, przyzwyczaj zYes.
00:51To, nijdyby się dostalnikiem, jak kładnija się.
00:54Właśnie dodajmy to uciekł i znowu.
00:56A ty nie jest to zabezpieczÄ…cym trafialny.
00:59I think a cape and a crown just might qualify.
01:03Speaking of qualifying, just who will qualify to advance in the Tag Team Championship Tournament?
01:08Will it be the Bushwackers or will it be the Heavenly Bodies?
01:11Let me tell you this, McMahon, the big news this week is the debut of the greatest Japanese wrestler in the history of the world.
01:18He's the White Angel. He's Hakushi.
01:21He is awesome for sure, but right now let's take you back to last Monday night.
01:24It was Monday Night Raw. Erwin R. Scheister squaring up against Lex Luger.
01:29It was a highly competitive match with Luger clotheslining Erwin R. Scheister.
01:34Then the Druid reached for the ankle.
01:35Yes, grabbed the ankle of Lex Luger as the official was distracted by Ted DiBiase.
01:40And then the roll-up.
01:41Everyone thought for sure that Lex would be pinned, but no account out.
01:45Then Luger took back control of the matchup.
01:47He knew he had to get rid of that Druid, the man on the outside, so he would not interfere continually in the match.
01:52So then Lex Luger began to pummel the Druid on the outside and then it happened.
01:57Yes, the hood was ripped off.
01:58It was Tataka, Tataka was the Druid for sure.
02:02Lex was incensed.
02:03All he thought about was getting even with Tataka.
02:06He forgot about the count.
02:07IRS pummeling from behind.
02:09And that result, unfortunately, a countout on a part of Lex Luger.
02:13And here he comes right now, the man made in the USA.
02:20And look at the smile on Lex Luger's face, confident as ever.
02:24And unfortunately, unlike you, Joe.
02:25Here comes Lex Luger.
02:26Here comes Lex Luger.
02:27All right, yes, indeed, the stars are high up, ladies and gentlemen, against Flag Bear.
02:38Yes, Billy Wilton against Flag Bear.
02:41Well, that man right there, made in the USA.
02:44And look at the smile on Lex Luger's face, confident as ever.
02:48And unfortunately, unlike you, Joey Lawrence.
02:50Lex Luger, definitely in the festive Christmas spirit.
02:54Oh, yeah, he's happy, all right?
02:55What do I have to be happy about?
02:57I've got to sit here next to you, McMahon.
02:58All right, you're just jealous because of my Christmas hat, aren't you?
03:03Go ahead.
03:03No, I'm not.
03:04And I know the true story behind that hat.
03:06You really wanted to be one of those street corner Santas, but you flunked the tazzle.
03:10You couldn't shake the bell and say ho, ho, ho at the same time, could you?
03:13I see.
03:15Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen, you saw the footage earlier on.
03:18Lex was robbed by Irwin Ars Chyster and, of course, by Native American Tatanka under that disguise.
03:26What do you mean robbed?
03:28You know what I said, robbed.
03:29Come on. Absolutely.
03:30Tatanka was one of the Druids and unquestionable telling which member of the Million Dollar
03:35Team will show up as a Druid.
03:37More on that later on.
03:38And look at this, Avery is the aggressor.
03:41That's unusual.
03:44Hey, hey.
03:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:46And, yeah.
03:48What a match, Power with Power.
03:50Lex Luger with Chris Avery, has him in the corner, hauls him over the top.
03:53Nicely done.
03:55Lex now scoops up Avery and slams him down to the canvas.
03:59And then scares him.
04:01Yeah, that is pretty scary.
04:03One of the things scarier than that would be you dressed up as Santa.
04:05Now that would be scary.
04:06Come on.
04:07Yeah.
04:09Can you imagine?
04:10Can you imagine?
04:11What?
04:11Jerry the King all in an apartment store.
04:13I mean, there in the Santa outfit.
04:16You know what I mean, in a little, in someone, well, let's say even your own child comes up and sits on Jerry Dollar's knee.
04:21I did that one time.
04:23Sure you did.
04:23I worked one year in Santa Claus in the department store as a favor to this big department store owner.
04:28But I suffered from water on the knee.
04:30Yeah, I can imagine.
04:31About six or seven times a day.
04:32And look at this.
04:33Lex Luger, ladies and gentlemen, front face back with one arm.
04:37Avery is set up.
04:38Oh, look out.
04:39And he's going to go for the ride.
04:41Yeah.
04:42And Lex Luger, quite the aggressor.
04:45You would think that Lex might be a little disconsolate based upon that unfairness last Monday night on Monday Night Raw, but no.
04:53He's taken out his aggression quite naturally in the square circle and against Avery.
04:58Just how well will Lex do in the WWF Royal Rumble?
05:03Who knows?
05:04That man could go all the way.
05:06Lex Luger with the Rumble rack on Chris Avery, and this one is down in history.
05:12Lex Luger on his way to the upcoming 30-man WWF Royal Rumble matchup.
05:21Hello, World Wrestling Federation fans, I'm Stephanie Wyand for Live Event News.
05:31Two and a half weeks ago, the Sports Entertainment and Celebrity Auction was held to raise funds
05:36for the United Cerebral Palsy Chapter of New York.
05:39And what better place to hold a sports auction than at Mickey Mantle's famous restaurant in
05:43New York City?
05:44Celebrities like NBC Sports personality Len Berman and former running back of the New York Jets
05:49Freeman McNeil attended the festivities where they could bid on all sorts of sports memorabilia.
05:53Items like an autographed jersey of future Hall of Famer Ronnie Lott, a tennis racket used
05:58by Martina Navratilova, and an autographed jersey of New York Yankees great Don Mattingly.
06:03But what's this?
06:04The World Wrestling Federation's contribution to the auction was the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase.
06:10The head of the Million Dollar Corporation refused to donate any of his personal belongings to
06:13to the auction and instead insisted he be auctioned off himself.
06:17However, old moneybags insisted upon some stipulations for the auction.
06:21First, the highest bidder would be required to have dinner with the Million Dollar Man so
06:25he could enrapture his captive audience with tales of the corporation's greatness.
06:29Then, the winner and three friends would be taken in stretch limo style to Madison Square
06:33Garden to view the WWF Holiday Wish Tour from the front row.
06:37Mr. Greenbacks wanted to make sure the highest bidder would see every single move, hold,
06:41or throw by the members of his corporation.
06:43After the Million Dollar Man finished giving one of his patented blustery speeches, the bidding
06:48war began.
06:49There were so many bids that Spencer Ross, voice of the NBA's New Jersey Nets and host of the
06:54evening, couldn't keep up with them.
06:56But only one bid would be enough.
06:58Anthony Negro mustered up enough green and won a night with Ted DiBiase.
07:01I hope Anthony can handle this immediate inception into the Million Dollar Corporation.
07:06Later in the evening, live event news caught DiBiase associating with the coach of the New
07:10Jersey Nets, Butch Beard.
07:12Unnamed sources told us that Ted had plans to buy the franchise, but Butch wasn't so
07:16sure he'd fit into the corporation's image.
07:19All in all, the night was a success for the United Cerebral Palsy Foundation as thousands
07:22of dollars were raised, money the Million Dollar Man will never get his hands on.
07:26Eat your heart out, Ted.
07:29All right, thank you very much for bringing us up to date on the news.
07:32Take a look at Jim Cornette, his heavenly body's about ready to
07:36to approach the ring.
07:37And I'd say the racket, Cornette got a new racket for Christmas.
07:41We got a new Christmas outfit, the green jacket and the red shirt.
07:45He's in the festive spirit, huh?
07:46Yeah.
07:47Matter of fact, with girth around that midsection,
07:49he might make a decent looking Santa Claus.
07:51I think he's been shopping in the same store I was.
07:55You know, I was in Macy's yesterday, I never saw such a crowd.
07:58I got caught up in a mob of women.
08:00They were squeezing, pressing against me, pushing, shoving.
08:03I'm going back there tomorrow.
08:05The Tag Team Championship Tournament, ready to get underway when we return.
08:09Stay with us, Mr.
08:10We're back, everyone.
08:15Yes, the exclusive Tag Team Championship Tournament, ready to get underway right
08:18here on WWF Superstars.
08:20It is time to Hongi.
08:22Here come the Bushwhackers.
08:24You wonder what they're going to have for Christmas dinner.
08:28I don't know about them, but I know what I'm having.
08:30A big smoked turkey.
08:32You eat smoked turkey.
08:34Yeah, you know how you tell a smoked turkey?
08:36By the nicotine stains on their wings.
08:40I don't like smoked turkey.
08:41Horrible.
08:42But maybe sardines might be in order.
08:45Now that's a horrible thought.
08:47Okay, wait a minute, look at this.
08:48Right with the Bushwhackers, ladies, you didn't even caught off guard.
08:51Luke and Butch having a problem with the heavily bodies.
08:53Del Rey and Richard taking it to the Bushwhackers.
08:57And left in there right now, it's Luke.
08:59Come on, double team effort.
09:00Please, where's the official?
09:02It's a Tag Team Tournament, isn't it?
09:03Yeah, it's a Tag Team Tournament.
09:05And again, down goes Butch in the far side.
09:08Luke is down as well.
09:10Yeah.
09:12Look at that.
09:14Can you believe that Cornette actually picked up one of the Bushwhackers hats?
09:18Is that what that was?
09:19No wonder his stomach got upset.
09:22And here we go again.
09:23Come on, double team effort.
09:25That's why I like these guys, McMahon.
09:27Jimmy Cornette stresses that teamwork that's so important in winning this tournament.
09:32These guys would make great WWF Tag Team Champions.
09:34You gotta tell.
09:35I'm not so sure about that, but unquestionably, they do have the teamwork.
09:39And Cornette providing the brains behind the broad.
09:42Luke must figure some way to counter this.
09:48Luke must tag his partner Butch Butch up to get it to the match officially.
09:53And look at this.
09:56Very little in the way of technical wrestling skills being applied.
10:00Indeed, this is for all the marbles.
10:01And again, look at this.
10:03Come on, ref.
10:03You're falling for that trick again.
10:05Very, very smart.
10:06After you're on this tricking tag team competition.
10:09It must be the sardine breath.
10:11That's the only thing I can think of.
10:12That's right.
10:14Come on, Cornette.
10:16He's got his guys working like a well oiled machine this week.
10:19Yeah, sardine oil.
10:21What?
10:22Again, Luke, ladies and gentlemen, continues to, he's in the wrong part of town.
10:26Watch Cornette.
10:29Hey, what?
10:30Look at that.
10:32Hey, look at this.
10:35Luke and Butch not likely to advance at this rate nonetheless.
10:41And Luke tries to make the tag.
10:43He's getting closer.
10:44Come on, Luke.
10:45Luke getting closer to Butch.
10:47I'm really enjoying this, McMahon.
10:48I'm sure you are.
10:50Watch it, watch it.
10:51He's close, Richard.
10:52And yes.
10:54Here we go.
10:56But the official was distracted by the gigolo and did not see the tag.
11:03Put him out, ref.
11:04He didn't see the tag.
11:05He can't come in.
11:06This is a classic case of poor officiating.
11:10And it would be really an unfortunate situation for the Bushwhackers if they lose this match
11:16because of poor officiating.
11:18That would not be a very good Christmas present to take down under.
11:21Please don't try to blame the poor referee, doing the best he can.
11:25It's the brilliance and the brains of Jimmy Cornet and the Heavenly Bodies.
11:29Up to this point, McMahon, the Heavenly Bodies have tagged 17 times.
11:35The Bushwhackers, zero.
11:37But who's counting?
11:38And Luke continues to be in trouble.
11:41I was counting.
11:42Wait a minute.
11:42I missed Barry.
11:43Look, roll.
11:44Another one.
11:45Come on, catch him.
11:46Look, roll over.
11:47Butch is waiting for the tag and look out.
11:49There he is right in.
11:50What a tap of your head.
11:51And yes, here we go.
11:53And the official actually signed.
11:55Butch, look at this.
11:56Butch in the ring.
11:57That has a fire.
11:58Butch with another clothesline.
12:00Butch is cleaning house.
12:01Look at this.
12:02Yes.
12:04Butch the Bushwhacker going to town.
12:08Over the top rope.
12:09To the outside.
12:11And down right, is that gonna be out of this?
12:13Pitchard down to the canvas.
12:15And yes, indeed, what momentum we have here.
12:18By Luke and Butch the Bushwhackers.
12:20Here we go.
12:21Pitchard scooped it the hard way.
12:22And here he comes in.
12:23Wait a minute.
12:24Hey, did you see that?
12:25What? No, wait a minute.
12:27No, no.
12:27What is it?
12:28I was looking at Jimmy Cornet.
12:29There's a big win for the Heavenly Bodies, right?
12:31I can't believe it.
12:33Batman right down the gigolo.
12:35Grab the ankle of Butch the Bushwhacker.
12:39What?
12:40No.
12:41I missed it.
12:41I was looking at Cornet.
12:43What did he do?
12:44What a cheap victory.
12:48Hey, how about reaching down and grabbing that tie, gentlemen?
12:53Yeah, Merry Christmas, Jimmy.
12:54Hey, look out.
12:55All right.
12:56What are you gonna do now?
12:59The Bushwhackers are after Cornet.
13:02And look at that melding the diamond pulse tissue running.
13:05Yes.
13:07All right, let's take a look at the tournament bracketing now.
13:09Bam Bam and Tataka qualified last week.
13:12Now we know, of course, that qualifying the Heavenly Bodies.
13:15Next week, Bam Bam and Tataka will square off against the winner of this matchup,
13:19which we will see exclusively right here on Superstars next week.
13:23The head shrinkers squaring up against Jim the Anvil Nightheart and his brother-in-law,
13:29tag-team partner, the King of Hearts Owen.
13:31What a matchup that's gonna be.
13:33Welcome back, everyone, to Mark, WWF action.
13:39Yes, let's go to guest ring announcer.
13:41New York, and his name is Angel Santana.
13:45Angel Santana, all right, here we go.
13:48This contest is scheduled for one fall.
13:51Currently in the ring from Phoenix, Arizona.
13:54Phoenix, did you hear that?
13:5512 pounds, Gary Scott.
13:58Looks like Santa should have brought him hooked on Phoenix for Christmas.
14:00What do you think?
14:01Maybe he will.
14:04Take a look.
14:08From Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing 444 pounds, King Kong Bundy.
14:19He looks like a walking skyscraper, McMahon.
14:22King Kong Bundy, to square off against Gary Scott.
14:26We are very pleased you have joined us, ladies and gentlemen, on this holiday weekend on
14:31WWF Superstars, if they've joined us late.
14:35Well, unfortunately, for many of us, the Bushwackers have not advanced in the Tag Team
14:40Tournament, but Jim Cornette's Heavenly Bodies have.
14:43Some might cost a lot.
14:46And King Kong Bundy is headed to the WWF Royal Rumble.
14:51That was announced last week.
14:52Bundy one of 30 participants, and unquestionably regarded as one of the favorites, wouldn't you say?
14:58He's my favorite, I can tell you that.
15:00Of course, anybody named King, you know what Kings love to get for Christmas?
15:03What's that?
15:04Christmas peasants.
15:05And look, there's a lot of them out there.
15:08Uh-huh, sure.
15:09King Kong Bundy against Gary Scott, a little bit of a size differential here.
15:14And- Whoa!
15:14My goodness.
15:15You know it's gonna be tough for someone to get this huge monster Bundy up and over that top rope
15:22in the WWF Royal Rumble.
15:23Ooh, my!
15:25Bundy is a walking condominium for sure.
15:27It's not gonna be tough, McMahon.
15:29I would venture to say it's gonna be impossible.
15:31Well, it's not too far-fetched to think he would win the Royal Rumble.
15:35I'll tell you what, he's far-fetched, however, look at that.
15:37Do you see the WWF magazine?
15:42Yes.
15:42Now that's far-fetched.
15:43Bundy Claus?
15:44Bundy Claus.
15:45I love it.
15:48Bundy in a Santa Claus outfit.
15:50Right.
15:51Coming up to round boom.
15:52My goodness, Gary Scott is closed line and likely to be down there for a while.
15:57They said that Taylor said that that was the first time he'd ever had to let out a Santa Claus outfit.
16:01Really?
16:02Yeah, to fit Bundy.
16:06Speaking of Santa and everything, can I just take one second to give a little
16:10timely reminder to all of these absent-minded morons out here?
16:13What kind of reminder?
16:15Well, here it is.
16:15Whoa!
16:16Oh, Christmas tree, oh, Christmas tree, I'm really dry, so water me.
16:21No, look at this, a three count.
16:25He wants five.
16:26And there he got it himself.
16:27King Kong, Bundy, victorious.
16:29And you can bet if Batman is victorious at the upcoming Royal Rumble.
16:34Oh, yeah.
16:35Ted DiBiase can decorate his Christmas tree next year with $100 bills.
16:39Maybe thousands.
16:40Standing by, Tom Pettengill with a Royal Rumble report.
16:59Happy holidays, folks, and Merry Christmas from the WWF.
17:03It's Todd Pettengill with your Royal Rumble report here on WWF Superstars.
17:07Oh, by the way, did you get my Christmas card?
17:09Yeah, I sent you one.
17:10You're going to love it.
17:11It's the Jingle Catch.
17:12You know, they meow, jingle bells.
17:13It should be there any day now, so be looking for it.
17:16And while visions of sugar plums dance in your head, remember, the WWF Royal Rumble is less
17:21than one month away.
17:23This year, we come to you totally live from the Sundome in Tampa, Florida.
17:27Sunday, January the 22nd, 7 Eastern, 4 Pacific.
17:31It is going to be the world's largest beach party in January.
17:34So have your shades and your shorts ready, because it's going to be hot.
17:37Now, in just a minute here, I'll get into the actual Royal Rumble itself.
17:41But first, I've got some amazing matches to release here this week.
17:45The WWF Intercontinental title will be on the line at the Royal Rumble Spectacular,
17:50when the bad guy, Razor Ramon, puts the gold up for grabs against Music City's own Double J,
17:56Jeff Jarrett.
17:57Now, Double J has never made it a secret.
17:59He wants to use the World Wrestling Federation to propel his country and western singing career.
18:04And what an opportunity for Jeff Jarrett.
18:06However, you better believe the bad guy has his sights on stopping Double J.
18:11Royal Rumble. The big one, man.
18:16You know, I see you got this roadie hanging around.
18:19He running errands, he carrying things back and forth.
18:23Bring him. Razor Ramon has been fighting against the odds my whole life.
18:31The way I see it, chico, all you gotta do is take this.
18:37And I don't think you can.
18:41You know, we've never heard Double J sing.
18:44And after this match with the bad guy, he may never be able to.
18:48Now, check this out.
18:49At this year's Royal Rumble Spectacular in the Sunshine State,
18:53the man from the dark side, the awesome Undertaker, will do battle with IRS.
18:58You saw earlier on what happened last Monday night on Raw,
19:01when Lex Luger revealed Tatanka as one of the Druids.
19:05Will they be at the Royal Rumble? And what about facing the Undertaker?
19:09Let's face it, many men have tried, and those men are MIA.
19:13Just ask Jim Cornette. Better yet, let's hear from the Undertaker and Paul Bearer.
19:18Oh, yes, Mr. Irwin, our shyster. I hope you're happy now. It's been announced the Royal Rumble.
19:29You against my Undertaker. Now it's time to cross over into the dark side.
19:36IRS, if you wanted to get my attention, you've done an excellent job.
19:46Not only have you defiled the burial grounds of a dearly departed soul,
19:51You've tried to put a blemish on the name of the Undertaker.
19:58At the Royal Rumble, IRS, you come face to face with your worst nightmare.
20:09The ultimate showdown in Tampa, as death meets taxes.
20:14Now, let's get into the actual WWF Royal Rumble match itself.
20:18Here's the deal. The top 30 superstars in the World Wrestling Federation will compete.
20:22Each participant will draw a number to determine his order of appearance.
20:26We'll begin with two guys in the ring. Then, every 60 seconds thereafter,
20:31another superstar will come down the aisle and join the action.
20:34The only way you're defeated is when you go over the top rope and your feet touch the floor.
20:39You become the winner by being the last guy in the ring.
20:42Now, you talk about action with another guy entering the ring every 60 seconds.
20:46This will no doubt be the fastest paced Royal Rumble ever.
20:50We're talking 30 men in 30 minutes.
20:53Remember, it's every man for himself.
20:56Can you imagine Moe and Mabel going at it? Could happen at the Rumble.
21:00Now, last week, I announced the first 10 superstars.
21:03Let me run them again quickly for you.
21:05Lex Luger, King Kong Bundy, Duke the Dumpster Drosi, Dick Murdoch, Henry Godwin, Aldo Montoya,
21:13the Portuguese Man of War, Adam Baum, Bob Backlund, Doink the Clown, and Quang.
21:20In addition to those guys, here are the names of a few more superstars getting ready to rumble.
21:27Moe and Mabel, who you may recall were eliminated in the tag team tournament here last weekend.
21:33You will also see the British Bulldog, Davey Boy Smith,
21:37the 1-2-3 Kid,
21:39Bob Sparkplug Holly,
21:41plus the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels.
21:45Now, keep in mind, the winner of the prestigious WWF Royal Rumble guarantees himself a title shot
21:52at WrestleMania 11.
21:53Speaking of the WWF Championship, odds are the man who will defend the title at WrestleMania 11
21:59will be one of these two men who are also scheduled to meet at the Royal Rumble.
22:04I'm talking Big Daddy Cool Diesel and the Hitman Bret Hart.
22:08Let's talk about that awesome matchup for a second.
22:11It's the Jackknife against the Sharpshooter.
22:13Arguably, this could be one of the greatest matches of all time.
22:17And still to come here this week on WWF Superstars,
22:20a special interview with the WWF Champion, Big Daddy Cool Diesel.
22:25But right now, let's take you to Calgary to hear from the Hitman.
22:29You know, I just got off the set of Lonesome Dove, finished my second episode,
22:32and that's why I'm sporting a beard.
22:35You know, it's back to the real world.
22:38You know, I've seen Diesel now as the WWF Champion,
22:42and it's time to reevaluate things.
22:44You know, I know all the wrestling experts are going back to the match I had with Diesel
22:48and the King of the Ring.
22:49And everybody's wondering about, when Diesel gave me the Jackknife,
22:54would I have been able to kick out on three or two,
22:56or whether Diesel would have been the WWF Champion back then.
23:00And you know what, I don't even know the answer to that.
23:02All I know is one thing, is when Diesel gave me the Jackknife,
23:05it was one of the most painful things I ever had done to me.
23:08And I don't even know if I'd have been able to kick out.
23:11But I do know one thing.
23:13It was another case of outside interference with Jim Neidhart,
23:17which takes me right up to the Survivor Series,
23:19where that lousy rotten brother of mine, Owen,
23:21cost me the WWF Championship belt in the first place.
23:25I'm gonna deal with Owen, all in good time.
23:27I'm coming back January 9th.
23:30I'm gonna come back better than ever.
23:32I'm fit, I'm ready.
23:34And you know what, Diesel?
23:35I'm glad to see that you're not gonna hide behind the title.
23:38You wanna know, just as badly as I do,
23:40who is the WWF Champion.
23:43You got the title, you wanna keep the title.
23:45I want the title, Diesel.
23:47So we're gonna settle things the good old-fashioned way,
23:50jam up in the Royal Rumble.
23:51Now, I wanna wish everybody, everybody out there,
23:56a very, very Merry Christmas, except for one person.
23:59Owen, I hope you have a rotten Christmas.
24:02Now, set for action next year on WWF Superstars,
24:05a man who could become the next WWF Intercontinental Champion.
24:09I'm talking about Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
24:11I wonder if that guy with the bad back will be with him.
24:14You know, he's roadie, he's always leaning over.
24:17Anyway, we'll find out.
24:18Stay with us.
24:21We are back, everyone.
24:23Yes, back with more WWF action, a special holiday weekend edition.
24:26What is this roadie doing?
24:30It's a mic check.
24:31He's almost as annoying as Double J himself.
24:33One, two.
24:34Have you never been to a concert, McMahon?
24:37Hello, folks, Double J here.
24:38No.
24:39That's J-E-double-M.
24:41J-A-R-R-E-
24:43Don't mock him.
24:44Double T, that's Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
24:48The world's greatest singer.
24:50Yeah.
24:51The world's greatest entertainer.
24:53Yeah.
24:54And you're fixing to find out, Punk, the world's greatest wrestler.
24:58Ain't I great?
25:00Give me a break.
25:03Yeah, we know how to spell it all right.
25:04Double J, Jeff Jarrett.
25:06Did you write that sign for that guy?
25:07No, I did not.
25:08What is that, your Santa Claus impersonation?
25:13No, that's ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
25:15What's the ha, ha, ha, ha?
25:16That Double J, I mean, give me that phony laugh.
25:19You're sounding like a cackle.
25:23To the outside, Double J.
25:25And it will be Double J, Jeff Jarrett, one-on-one.
25:29Look at the roadie, look at the roadie.
25:30Wait a minute, what?
25:31One-on-one, come on.
25:33Let's go, what are you doing, let's go.
25:36Man, this guy's worth his weight in gold albums.
25:39Speaking of gold, that would lead us, ladies and gentlemen,
25:42to the bad guy himself, Razor Ramon.
25:44Look at this, Double J in Scott, the whole heart hit on Scott Taylor.
25:48Ain't he great?
25:49Coming off the road, Taylor in, hey, how about that?
25:52Body drop, I like it.
25:54What are you trying to say now?
25:56I said, I like it.
25:57All right, and from there, yeah.
25:59I would suggest that Double J, Jeff Jarrett will not be able to throw his opponent around
26:04at the Royal Rumble like he's doing, Scott Taylor.
26:06Although, look at this Taylor right now.
26:07Taylor, we're around now, so Taylor up in the air, no.
26:11He's gonna feel that clothesline.
26:13We're talking about the bad guy himself.
26:16We're talking about Razor Ramon, the man with the gold, Razor against Double J.
26:21A classic encounter, headed your way for the new year, only at the Royal Rumble,
26:28only in the World Wrestling Federation.
26:29Hey, wow!
26:30Under the right hand, Taylor waffling his opponent, Double J.
26:36Reversal to the buckle, and Double J misses.
26:40Taylor going outside.
26:41High risk, we're never coming up, yes.
26:43Scott Taylor, you better watch out, a blue Christmas.
26:46And the red basket.
26:47Double J setting up Scott Taylor, has him on the top rope and a stamp, yes, from the top.
26:52Yeah.
26:53A suplex, Double J, Jeff Jarrett, setting up Scott Taylor.
26:57Will we see the dreaded figure four, here we go.
27:00Almost in, yes, it's in.
27:04Hey, listen, Scott Taylor sings pretty good too, doesn't he?
27:07Scott Taylor surrendering.
27:11That's just not gonna happen to the bad guy, Razor Ramon, I assure you.
27:15Yeah, Razor Ramon.
27:16You know what his favorite Christmas song is, don't you?
27:18What's it?
27:19Deck the halls with hot tamales.
27:22I don't believe I've ever heard that, Tom.
27:24By the way, earlier this week, we had the distinct honor and privilege of interviewing
27:28the World Wrestling Federation Champion Diesel, which by the way,
27:31preempts the Heartbreak Hotel this week.
27:33Let's take you momentarily to the interview.
27:35Look at that baby, it's Christmas time right now.
27:41Double J was in the holiday spirit.
27:44That's a little gift raspberry from Double J, Razor Ramon.
27:50I gotta break it for you, just like that.
27:53Pick your four, baby.
27:55Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
28:05WF Raw is war.
28:09Come on, the only seven foot, 300 plus pounds.
28:16Here he comes, Big Daddy Cool, the new WWF champion, Diesel.
28:26January the 22nd, the Royal Rumble, the setting.
28:29It's a classic confrontation.
28:31It's Diesel against Bret Hart with the World Wrestling Federation title,
28:37hanging in the balance.
28:39It's that raw power, that diesel power against the excellence of execution.
28:47Are you looking forward to it?
28:49Without a doubt.
28:50Had a match with him one time.
28:52And I think a lot of questions were left unanswered on my behalf and I think on his also.
28:58But before I get into that, I'd like to wish the fans out there a happy holidays.
29:03And to Mr. Bob Backlund, a little special wish.
29:09I hope that Santa brings you a new Howdy Doody bow tie.
29:12But hopefully, Bob, Santa will loosen a little bit and create a little blood flow to the brain there.
29:18I think you need it for the holidays.
29:20In the previous encounter you had with Bret at the King of the Ring, you were able to jackknife him.
29:34Just as you were going for the cover, of course, you were denied that opportunity because of Jim the Anvil Neidhart.
29:38But in your mind, do you think that you would have defeated Bret on that occasion?
29:44You know, Vince, I can say this, that anybody that I have given the jackknife to, they haven't got up.
29:51I was able to pin him.
29:53Then again, you know, Bret's a competitor that doesn't die.
29:57So, you know, six in one, half dozen the other.
30:01The fact of the matter is I didn't pin him.
30:04So that question is not answered, not in my mind anyway.
30:07You know, of course, there's a feeling I say to myself, yes.
30:11But as an athlete, no, the question wasn't answered.
30:14Hitman Hart trying to get the sharpshooter on Big Diesel, but all kinds of upside interference.
30:21Hypothetically, let's say that the Hitman Bret Hart puts the sharpshooter on Big Daddy Cool.
30:27If he does, what happens?
30:31Pain.
30:33Suffering.
30:36Do you give up?
30:38Haven't been there. I don't think so.
30:40I know when I saw Bret in the cross-faced chicken wing on the monitor that night in Survivor Series.
30:49God, I didn't know any man could take that much.
30:51So I don't know.
30:53I haven't been tested.
30:54How does this matchup that you're going to have with Bret at the Royal Rumble differ
31:09than the match you had with Bret at the King of the Ring?
31:11One of the things that's going to be different will be the fact there'll be no outside interference.
31:17I definitely won't have Shawn Michaels there.
31:20Shawn won't be there if he wants to continue to breathe in and out.
31:23There'll be no Jimmy Anvil Neihart.
31:26There'll be mano a mano for the World Wrestling Federation title.
31:30There's no secrets. I know exactly what Bret Hart's bringing to the ring.
31:37The excellence of execution, without a doubt the finest scientific wrestler the Federation has ever seen.
31:43The pink and black, the almost a legend in the sport.
31:48A two-time champion, as I've said.
31:51And Bret, hey, no secrets here. It ain't pretty, but it sure is effective.
31:55Pedal to the metal. Bret, I'm going to run over you. Back up and run over you again.
32:02And come the 22nd of January at the Royal Rumble, a lot of questions are going to be answered.
32:10The best man will win that night. It has to be that way. There's no other way.
32:16But it's all said and done. The black and chrome will reign supreme.
32:21He's up, he's up, he's up, he's up, he's up.
32:29Welcome back everyone to WWF action and look at this.
32:33Making his way down the aisle.
32:35And look at that.
32:36And accompanied by.
32:38Come on, this is the big debut.
32:40I know, but I gotta tell you, I feel a little uneasy about this guy.
32:44You should, McMahon.
32:46I have it.
32:47Oh, speaking of an easy note there with my stomach.
32:50Look.
32:50What?
32:50From Las Vegas.
32:52Look at that writing all over the face of Hakushi.
32:56Look at that on his back. You know what that says down his back?
32:58You know, I'm bilingual. You want me to read that for you?
33:02You're bilingual?
33:02Yeah, right there on his back. You know what that says?
33:04No.
33:05If you don't like my driving, call 1-800-who-cares.
33:08And a most unusual individual, ladies and gentlemen, so we are told, Hakushi.
33:16Look at that face.
33:17Can you imagine tattooing your whole body like this?
33:22I mean, in the writing of...
33:25We're looking at something...
33:26Oh, wow.
33:27Oh, wow.
33:28Most unusual.
33:30Even Bam Bam Bigelow stopped at his head.
33:33Look at this.
33:35Hakushi against Reno Riggins.
33:37My goodness.
33:39And thus far, we can obviously see Hakushi is lightning like quick.
33:42Look at this.
33:43You're gonna be impressed, McMahon.
33:45Hakushi with Reno Riggins to the buckle, scoops him up, and slips him down the canvas.
33:49Hakushi going to the ropes, and look at that.
33:53And two and a kick out.
33:56I can assure you, he don't care anything about celebrating silly Christmas stuff.
34:00All he's got on his mind is beating his opponent.
34:02Off the rope, and down goes Reno Riggins.
34:04A real powerhouse and lightning-like speed in this most unusual, agile competitor.
34:14Look at this.
34:16Hakushi all over Reno Riggins, and on the outside, Sinja looking on.
34:21Wow.
34:22Those chops are devastating.
34:25Yes, if only that was you in there instead of Reno Riggins, and
34:27I would have my Christmas present.
34:29Is that so?
34:30Hey, speaking of Christmas presents, look at this.
34:33Where's the one you promised me?
34:34It's coming.
34:35I have it right here.
34:36Yes.
34:39Hakushi.
34:41And he is really showing us something on his debut appearance here of WWF Superstars.
34:46I have it right here, actually, your Christmas present.
34:48Where?
34:49Hey, there is something over here.
34:52Go ahead and give it to him.
34:53Not now, later.
34:58By the way, conspicuous by his absence this week, Shawn Michaels, there is no heartbreak hotel.
35:03It has been preempted as a result, of course, of the interview with Big Daddy Cool.
35:06Look at this.
35:07My.
35:10Big Daddy Cool, ladies and gentlemen.
35:13Looking forward to the WWF Royal Rumble.
35:16And this man, likewise, impressing us with his skills this week.
35:21Let's go back to the double feature now and stay with the live action on the right side
35:25to replay on the left end.
35:27And that was impressive.
35:29And so is that, so is that.
35:30Yes.
35:31I can guarantee you right now there are a lot of WWF Superstars that are shaking in
35:34their boots at the thought of having to face Hakushi in the near future.
35:39Really?
35:39I mean, you wouldn't be talking about the Hitman, Brad Hart, would you?
35:42Or The Undertaker?
35:44Yeah, they'd both be scared to death right now.
35:45Lex Luger.
35:47Trembling.
35:47Yeah, right.
35:49Obviously, they would look very much forward to the competition, but
35:52I think this man would put him to the test.
35:54And look again, on the top rope, cat-like ladies and gentlemen,
35:58Akushi and Rena Riggins.
36:03That's why they call him the White Angel.
36:06And a count of three.
36:11Everyone has to be impressed with Akushi, including Pamela Anderson.
36:15Akushi.
36:16Boy, is she impressed with the WWF Superstars.
36:18Yes, and of course she's gonna be the host of the WWF Royal Rumble itself.
36:23He's tougher than Tyson.
36:29More menacing than Seagull.
36:33And faster than Van Damme.
36:38He's Kama, the supreme fighting machine.
36:42330 pounds of thickly muscled beef in perpetual motion.
36:47And he's coming to the World Wrestling Federation.
36:51We're definitely looking forward to Kama arriving on the scene.
36:56Now over right now.
36:57Here we go, Doink the Cloud against Sonny Pruitt.
37:00Action continuing here.
37:01And of course, everyone remembers that Santa gave Doink Dink last year.
37:04And look at the little runt.
37:07Now that's not fair, McMahon running through the ring.
37:09You're gonna have to tie Jingle Bells to his feet so you can hear him running around.
37:11Oh boy.
37:13You wonder what some of the other WWF Superstars are gonna get from Santa this year.
37:17Hey, I happen to have a little lift here, I can tell you.
37:20What do you mean?
37:20Well, one thing, we saw Pamela Anderson.
37:22I know what she wants for Christmas.
37:23What's that?
37:24Me.
37:24Oh yeah, right.
37:25That's right, that's right.
37:26And Lex Luger?
37:28Well, he's gonna get some more red, white, and blue socks and underwear.
37:32And what about- Patriotic, that's what you're saying.
37:33Yeah, what about Duke the Dumpster Grossi?
37:35What about it?
37:35A new trash can for all the leftover wrapping paper that everybody's gonna have.
37:39And the Bulldog?
37:39He needs some new chew toys and maybe even a new leash.
37:42Whoa!
37:43Hey, what about the one-
37:44Making a chew toys?
37:45What about the one-two-three kid?
37:47What about him?
37:47Well, he needs a big case of clear seal.
37:50Or maybe a new car seat so he doesn't have to sit on Razor Ramon's lap anymore.
37:54Hey, speaking of cars, Sparky's gonna have to have a new one, Santa,
37:58because he's throwing the one he had right into the wall.
38:00Oh, you're a riot.
38:01You're a riot.
38:03And you, you're gonna get your Christmas present right after this matchup.
38:08Well, I want it, I'm waiting for it.
38:09I'm waiting for this whole show, and I want it.
38:11You know what Bret wanted for Christmas?
38:13What?
38:13Bret the Hitman Hart, he wanted a new belt, but I don't think he got it.
38:17He may get it at the Royal Rumble.
38:19Uh-oh, look at this.
38:20A scoop and a slam.
38:22Hey, Santa.
38:24Hey, Santa, how about some breath mints for the Bushwhackers?
38:27Hey, would you please?
38:28McMahon, I think you already got some new Christmas cologne.
38:30What sin is that?
38:32Chicken of the Sea?
38:33Chicken of the Sea.
38:35And here we go, look at this.
38:36From the top in, oh, yeah, sunset, one, two, and a count of three.
38:43The Wink and Digg celebrating the holidays.
38:55Take a look at it, here.
38:57Well, it looks good, can I open it now?
38:58No, no, no, no, not now, not now.
39:01See the way we wrapped it up?
39:02What do you put it behind your back for?
39:04Hey, wait a minute, what is this?
39:05What's that?
39:07Here you go.
39:09Maybe Digg has a present for you.
39:12Hey, don't waste that good stuff on those prints.
39:15Look at this.
39:16Digg and Digg handing out Christmas presents.
39:20Yeah, Merry Christmas.
39:22Come on, where's mine?
39:23Yours is coming.
39:25Blamey Returns, stay with us, everyone, for more action.
39:27Happy Christmas weekend, World Wrestling Federation fans.
39:36If you've been following the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championship Tournament
39:40exclusively on WWF Superstars, you know how incredibly heated the matchups we've seen already have been.
39:46Next week, we'll see what promises to be an unbelievable battle of strength, skill, and ring smarts when the Head Shrinkers face Owen Hart and Jim, the Anvil, Nightheart in the third match of the opening round.
39:56The winner of the match will face Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka in the semifinals.
40:01We caught up with Owen and the Anvil earlier.
40:03They had these comments on the match.
40:06You know something, Owen Hart, king of hearts.
40:08What is it?
40:09It seems like the Head Shrinkers, they're so barbaric.
40:13You think they have the mental capacity?
40:15Yeah, and we know they got hard heads, but I don't think they have enough up there to become the next World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions.
40:23No way.
40:24Let me tell you, straight from the king.
40:27Head Shrinkers, yeah, you're big, you're strong, you got Alpha and Lou Albano, but between the four, you don't have a brain in your head.
40:35So you guys think you're going to step in the ring next weekend with the king of hearts and the Anvil?
40:40Anvil, you are a former tag team champion, and I know we're going to be champions.
40:46Whoa, some tough comments from those guys.
40:49We also had a chance to meet with the Head Shrinkers along with their trainer, Alpha, and manager captain Lou Albano.
40:54Their confidence was running high.
40:56Owen and Nineheart, brother-in-laws, a disgrace to Helen and Stu Hart, a disgrace to the entire Hart family.
41:03Yes, brother, we're coming for you.
41:06These are the out-crowned, un-crowned, I should say, WWF champions.
41:10We're ready for you.
41:12Are you ready for us?
41:13You're big, you're strong, you're good, but we're better because we have timing, we have time, you have money.
41:19We work together, we stay together, we pray together, and we play together.
41:24We're ready, brother.
41:25This match promises to be a great one, so don't miss it next week exclusively on WWF Superstars.
41:33Welcome back, everyone, and joining us at this moment is Shawn Michaels, who doesn't appear to be in the, oh, wait a minute, what's this, Trent?
41:46You don't appear to be in the Christmas spirit, I'm going to say, Mr. Michaels, any more than the king.
41:51Oh, it's been a great Christmas, great Christmas.
41:54It's been a lousy Christmas, and you know it, the Heartbreak Hotel preempted, preempted, brilliant, preempting the most popular show in World Wrestling Federation history.
42:06That's like Santa Claus not coming down the chimney at Christmas time.
42:10Oh, and who do I have to thank for all this?
42:13Who do I have to thank?
42:14My good boy.
42:16Yes, the reigning World Wrestling Federation champion, Diesel.
42:20That means enough about Diesel, enough about Christmas.
42:26I want to talk about 1995, the new year, and the Heartbreak Kids New Year's resolution.
42:34All right, and that is to have only, only the greatest guests in the World Wrestling Federation on My Heartbreak Hotel.
42:44And to start out the new year, my first guest is going to be The Undertaker, preempted that.
42:52That's pretty impressive, I must say.
42:54And as far as Christmas is concerned, Bahambut.
43:00Well, Shawn Michaels is certainly not in a Christmas spirit, but what the heck.
43:06I am, Mr. Lawler.
43:08And with that in mind, I know we've had our differences in the past, but Merry Christmas.
43:16I mean it, Merry Christmas.
43:18That's for me?
43:19Yeah, you don't have to open it now if you don't wanna, but Merry Christmas.
43:23You gotta be kidding me, McMahon.
43:25You know the fat man in the red suit stiffed me last year, but you came through.
43:28I'm gonna open it now, do you mind?
43:30Go right ahead if you want.
43:31I mean, I must say I- Did you spend a lot on me?
43:35Well, let's just say it's fit for royalty for sure.
43:38And from the bottom of my heart, okay?
43:42Merry Christmas.
43:43What?
43:43McMahon?
43:47Shut up.
43:48You idiot.
43:55Shut up.
43:56Argar King, Argar King, Argar King, Argar King, Argar King, Argar King.
44:03Merry Christmas, Jerry Lawler.
44:11Ahem.
44:14We wish you a merry Christmas.
44:16We wish you a merry Christmas.
44:19We wish you a merry Christmas.
44:21And a happy new year.
44:24We wish you a Merry Christmas
44:31And a Happy New Year
44:34Happy Holidays!
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