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00:30What was it you used to say when we first moved in together?
00:38Christmas Eve calories don't count.
00:40You're very naughty.
00:43I used to like my naughty side.
00:53Can I, um...
00:55No.
00:57No, it's not my place.
01:00No, go on.
01:04Listen, I know Carla's the one and everything and she's gorgeous and...
01:10Look, I know what you're going to say.
01:12Well, she's not exactly behaving brilliantly at the moment, is she?
01:16You know, and that's not a criticism.
01:17I know how you feel about her, Becky.
01:19There's absolutely no point in pretending otherwise.
01:21But maybe you could try and forget about her for a few days.
01:24Like, don't let her ruin the holidays.
01:26Just got a little something.
01:29A little.
01:30A little.
01:35That's lovely.
01:36Yeah, I've never forgotten how you like it.
01:38Never forgotten how you like a lot of things.
01:40Oh, it's lovely.
01:47I've got one a bit like it.
01:50I thought we could wear them like an old married couple.
01:53Tell you what, I was looking online the other day.
01:55You know that place that does ice skating in the grounds of that stately home?
01:58Oh, yeah.
01:59You can sign up for this pass where you can go every day if you like.
02:04Just thought I'd be at Christmas side.
02:09Dylan, I don't think I can.
02:12Look, I'm going to Spain soon with my auntie and I don't know when I'll be back.
02:18Right, I need to go and do this video call with Gillespie Sale.
02:23I didn't realise the time.
02:25Shall I see you back at the office?
02:26Yeah, I'll be about 20 minutes.
02:27I'm going to pop into the Rovers and have a quick word with Eva first.
02:29Is that a euphemism?
02:32Is it a work thing?
02:33Kind of.
02:34I'll tell you about it later.
02:36Give me a kiss.
02:37Ah.
02:38Needy.
02:39You were asking for a slap.
02:40Hey, I'm going to get you struck off.
02:42Beat it.
02:43Hey, hi.
02:44Your euphemism just arrived.
02:47Take no notice of her.
02:50Nina, can I get a peppermint tea, please?
02:52Yeah, sure.
02:52Take a seat.
02:54Is that all right?
02:55Yeah, of course, yeah.
02:56I've got a kettle now, have you?
02:58Oh, don't.
02:59I just needed five minutes away from the madness.
03:01I was actually going to pop in and have a word with you
03:03about what we spoke about yesterday.
03:05Yeah, thank you for being my shoulder to cry on.
03:08I mean, you could do with a couple of sponges up there.
03:11Listen, I hope I'm not speaking out of school here,
03:13but I think what you're going through is
03:14you're grieving the loss of your baby.
03:18Yeah.
03:19Yeah, I know.
03:20But I am a strong, independent woman by all accounts,
03:24and I have a right to choose.
03:26I exercise that right, so I should be fine.
03:29I'll do.
03:33Listen, I had a client once
03:34who was forced into a termination by her husband,
03:37and her way of dealing with the grief
03:38was to write a letter to the baby that could have been.
03:41Poured her emotions out on the page.
03:43Did it help?
03:44Apparently so, yeah.
03:47I'm not very good at writing letters.
03:50Might be worth a try for her.
03:51Oh, sweetheart, what's wrong?
04:03I just feel a bit weird.
04:05I think Dylan was hinting at us getting serious,
04:07but I said I was going to Spain, and...
04:11Oh, it's not good.
04:13Come here.
04:13What are we going to do with you, eh?
04:21We're going to put you in a bag and...
04:23Oh, no, hold on.
04:24Come here.
04:25Come on.
04:26Come on.
04:26Come on.
04:27All together.
04:28Ready?
04:30We're going to put you in a bag
04:32I'm going to shake you up.
04:36OK?
04:37Now, I'll tell you what,
04:38why don't you give me a hand with the mince pies
04:39and, um, just don't miss them up?
04:42Oh.
04:43What do you want me to do?
04:44Well, you take this pastry cutter
04:46and that's it.
04:49As many of those as you can.
04:53Nothing quite says Christmas
04:55like my first sexy snowball of the year.
04:58Mmm.
04:58No, it's not level, though.
05:03So has this got sentimental value, then, this picture?
05:06Yeah, it's me granddad's.
05:07Do you know, when he died,
05:08my auntie June said we could take
05:09whatever we wanted from the elves.
05:11I made a beeline for that.
05:13It's beautiful, isn't it?
05:15Well, what can I say?
05:18Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
05:19Don't turn it on till it's straight.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:22I'm going to spoil the illusion.
05:25No, it's still not straight.
05:26So you, uh, looking forward to Christmas, then?
05:30Torrington services?
05:32Hmm?
05:33Oh, yeah, that's fine.
05:34That's fine.
05:34Leave it there.
05:35Yeah, move away.
05:36No, no, don't touch it.
05:38God, you don't have cause a fuss.
05:39You do.
05:39God, you just leave it.
05:43Come and sit down.
05:45Oh, come.
05:47No, no, sit on the floor, please.
05:51Between my legs.
05:52I am looking forward to it, actually.
06:07One small with conviction, please, old B.
06:10No, I am.
06:11It's just...
06:12What, you've gone off me?
06:14Yeah, right.
06:16No, it just won't be the same without Mum.
06:19No, it'll be better.
06:21No, it'll be better.
06:23Sorry?
06:25You will be, if you keep rewriting history.
06:28Look, all you ever did when she was here was complain about her.
06:32It's a funny thing, innit?
06:34The minute that someone moves abroad, they become angelic.
06:39But let's be honest, that she was not.
06:41It's been nice being back at work.
06:49Back into the swing of things.
06:51Was it?
06:53And it'll be nice having a cosy little Christmas.
06:58Just the two of us.
06:59You know, are you worried about being bored?
07:06Maybe I can do something about that.
07:08And we're going to need batteries for you-know-what.
07:21No, look at that.
07:22I charge that every week.
07:23No, for the kids' presents, duh.
07:26Oh, I spy a teenage boy looking for snacks.
07:29I'll see you later.
07:30Can I have some of these, sir?
07:33Yeah, of course you can.
07:34When there's some gherkins there, you want them.
07:36My lucky day.
07:37Do you think the girls are excited about tomorrow?
07:40Yeah, I think so.
07:41Cos I know we've had our ups and downs, you know,
07:43when Jamie trashed the place, but...
07:45Well, you did say you were going to get something for Mum
07:47from them for Christmas.
07:49I'm on it.
07:50Right, OK.
07:52Look what I've got.
07:54Oh, yeah.
07:55Get a load of that.
07:56Happy Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Nice to see you.
08:03I love that sweater on you, Bethany.
08:05Oh, you can't beat a good Christmas knee.
08:11Oh, is everything all right there, Mother?
08:13Oh, I just wish Collar would answer an email for once in her life.
08:16Oh, come on.
08:17It is Christmas Eve and she's got holidays.
08:19Oh, be careful where you put those huge hands of yours, Daniel.
08:24I never touched her.
08:26So, what, this Megan, she stayed over?
08:29Indeed she did.
08:30Aye, aye.
08:31And did the earth move?
08:32Mate, everything moved.
08:34I'll get that table shot.
08:35Yeah, I'll be over in a second.
08:38Hey, how are you?
08:40I'm all right, yeah.
08:41I, um, I wrote that letter.
08:43How was it?
08:44Yeah, I think it helped.
08:45I feel a bit lighter.
08:46Ah, I'm a medical worker.
08:47Oh, Mrs is here.
08:49You do me a favour and hide this.
08:50Yeah, it's got a present.
08:51Hello.
08:53Hiya.
08:53Hello.
08:54Hello.
08:54Hiya.
08:56Can I get you both a drink?
08:57Ooh, orange and lemonade, please.
08:59Adam?
08:59I'm OK, thank you.
09:00Yeah, I'm just going to chop my bag in the back.
09:01Two ticks.
09:04Do you want the problem?
09:05Yeah.
09:06All good.
09:07Oh, yeah.
09:08Betsy.
09:09Safely ensconced in a pub in town with her mates.
09:15You OK?
09:17I'm just a bit tense.
09:18Come here.
09:23Come on.
09:25Come on.
09:26Come on.
09:38Oh.
09:39Wow.
09:40Those knots.
09:43Does that feel good?
09:44Well, I...
09:47Come on.
09:48It's not weird.
09:49It's me.
09:50Becky.
09:51OK?
09:57Is that starting to feel better?
09:59Yeah?
10:00Well...
10:01Yeah.
10:01I can feel that it is.
10:06Yeah.
10:08Yeah, it feels good.
10:09You need someone to take care of you.
10:15You've been through so much.
10:19We need to...
10:22get rid of this negative energy.
10:26How?
10:36Come on.
10:37Relax.
10:38Let me take care of you.
10:39Like a burial.
10:42That seems to be...
10:50No.
10:51What?
10:57Don't stop.
11:09MUSIC
11:24SHE SINGS
11:26She's never going to see it.
11:27She doesn't know that, does she?
11:29Come on, who's it ready for?
11:30Come on!
11:32Come on, see that!
11:33They're a kiss, you still won't get it!
11:34Mum!
11:35Mum!
11:36Mum!
11:37Mum!
11:38Mum!
11:39That was amazing.
11:42The ears melted away.
11:45I nearly melted, too.
11:57I'll never stop loving you, you know.
12:00That's what you said.
12:02You could say it, too.
12:04No.
12:05No, I know it's a lot.
12:08But, you know, we do need to think about, where do we go from here?
12:15I honestly don't know.
12:17I honestly don't know.
12:18We made vows.
12:19We had a kid together.
12:21And we built a whole life.
12:26I don't know about you, but I want it back.
12:29Baby steps.
12:30I'll take fetal steps if I have to.
12:34I've lost so much trust.
12:36I'm sorry.
12:37I'm sorry.
12:38And I still love Carla, too.
12:44Yeah.
12:47Of course.
12:49Complicated Carla.
12:50I'm not being horrible about which one of us is here.
12:58Carla was just a tourist.
13:01And it looks like...
13:03she heard the bell ring and finally...
13:06well...
13:08finally it was time for her to jump off the bus.
13:10Did you just liken me to a bus?
13:13No.
13:16A very beautiful one.
13:30To Alia.
13:40To my baby.
13:49I am so...
14:01Hey!
14:06Blimey, wrap those and win with your section, eh?
14:11More food?
14:13Well, there by hangs a tail.
14:16You shouldn't be wasting all your money.
14:18I mean, we've still got leftover food.
14:20Can I finish what I'm saying, please?
14:22Sorry.
14:25Look.
14:26I know you were disappointed about...
14:29having the smallest Christmas on record
14:31without galumping Arlene.
14:33Was I?
14:34So, I...
14:36have invited some people over for Christmas Day.
14:38Who? Well...
14:39there's...
14:40Billy...
14:42and Summer.
14:45George and Christina.
14:47And, er...
14:48and Glenda.
14:50And they're all excited.
14:51Right.
14:53Ask me...
14:54why they're all excited.
14:56Hmm?
14:57Because...
14:59because you're doing the cooking.
15:01That's brilliant, isn't it?
15:03Right.
15:07I've got...
15:09five more bags of shopping outside.
15:10Do you want to pop outside and get them before someone nicks them?
15:13Hmm?
15:15Come on. Hurry up.
15:16Do you think you should call it a night, James?
15:17Sweet's free.
15:18Fancy bouncing on full poster.
15:19I'm working, pal.
15:20And I think you should go home. You've had a fair few.
15:22Well, I can't keep up with you.
15:23Last night you wanted to meet up,
15:24and now you're acting like you never sent me that thirsty text.
15:27And you know what?
15:28Forget it.
15:29There's nothing to forget.
15:30Oh, really? Isn't there?
15:31Go home, James.
15:32You're like an air con unit.
15:33I'm really not.
15:34Blow hot, blow cold.
15:35That's such a bad analogy.
15:36James, go home.
15:37Is this because I couldn't see you last night?
15:38Oh, you know what?
15:39I'm done.
15:40For good.
15:41I mean it.
15:42I'm sure you do.
15:43I'm sure you do.
15:44I'm sure you do.
15:45I'm sure you do.
15:46I wonder what Abby's going to think when I tell you your grubby little secret.
15:47No one's safe around you.
15:48There's no need for empty threats.
15:49I feel sorry for Santa when he comes down your chimney.
15:50Just be shud damn in your undies, giving him the eye.
15:51Jealous?
15:52No, I'm not.
15:53No, I'm not.
15:54I'm not.
15:55I'm not.
15:56No, I'm not.
15:57I'm not.
15:58I'm not.
15:59I'm not.
16:00I'm not.
16:01I'm not.
16:02I'm not.
16:03I'm not.
16:04I'm not.
16:05I'm not.
16:06I'm not.
16:07I'm not.
16:08I'm not.
16:09I'm not.
16:10I'm not.
16:11I'm not.
16:12I'm not.
16:13I'm not.
16:14I'm not.
16:15Jealous?
16:16God help the reindeer, too.
16:21Get your hands off me.
16:27I'm sorry.
16:29OK?
16:32My mum died yesterday.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:36And I've not taken it too well,
16:38and last night I got a little tipsy and needed a distraction.
16:43Right.
16:45Probably just as well as I didn't get it.
16:47Not exactly in a great place at the minute.
16:51You're so full of secrets, Carl.
16:53And secrets have a habit of coming out.
16:56I just wish you would, too.
17:06You made a little bit of magic today, Brodie.
17:08Don't know about that.
17:10Well, we all know that your mum was never gonna see that sign,
17:12but as long as Shanice thinks she dead...
17:14Yeah, that's the important thing. I know.
17:20Hello?
17:22Mum?
17:23Joanie, it's Mum!
17:25What?
17:28I hope she pretends she saw the sign.
17:30She saw the sign, Shanice.
17:31So I asked Glenda over for her dinner tomorrow, and the cheeky article is going over to Todd and Theo's.
17:45Lucky thing. I do love a gay Christmas.
17:49Anyway, Lauren is coming over and she's going to bring wee Frankie with her.
17:53Aren't babies just the greatest thing to celebrate?
17:57Don't you agree, Eva?
17:59What's that?
18:00Babies. Aren't they great?
18:03Yeah, lovely.
18:04Of course you agree.
18:05You're baby mad, you.
18:08Adam, Alia.
18:09Would you like to come over for your dinner tomorrow?
18:11The more the merrier.
18:12Oh, we were just gonna have a quiet one.
18:14Well, if someone's offering a cook.
18:16Do you know, I knew I wouldn't be able to keep you away.
18:19It's like something's a magnet to you here.
18:22Am I right?
18:23I wouldn't go that far.
18:24It's a little then.
18:25I want this place packed to the rafters.
18:28I'm just popping to the loo.
18:29When nature calls.
18:31She's not pregnant, is she?
18:33No.
18:34Oh, no.
18:35I'm not saying she looks it or anything, but it's just she went to the loo and I was still thinking about wee Frankie.
18:42Your baby's on the brain today.
18:43I know.
18:44I can't think why.
18:45What's that side of you, I suppose?
18:46Yes.
18:47With baby Jesus in the manger with his little booties and whatnot.
18:52Swaddling bonds.
18:53I hope to give you swaddling bands.
18:56Listen, while Aria is in the way.
19:00Here.
19:01How come you want a lorry load at Christmas, ma'am?
19:04Because, Benjamin, my darling, this is my stage.
19:08I am a diva.
19:09And a diva needs her audience.
19:11You're mad.
19:12So, fasten your seat belts.
19:15I intend to put on quite a show.
19:23Hey, Carla, it's me.
19:36So, it's Christmas Eve, babe.
19:38And I can't stop thinking about you.
19:46I want you.
19:48I want you back in my life and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you back.
19:53It's you.
19:57And it'll only ever be you.
20:04I love you.
20:05Merry Christmas.
20:06Go on.
20:07Go on, Carla.
20:20Send one back.
20:21Go on, Carla. Send one back.
20:51Get back in the closet, Carla.
21:21Go on, Carla.
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