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00:00you can't treat people like this do unto others as you'd have done unto you the golden rule
00:12ain't much stage clean up here volta you'll see i may end up looking like you i'll never be like
00:21you these are buds buds a well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives for my own
00:30assistant training program what are you doing thawing everyone plans are hard chaos still
00:37chaos is easy this is hank mcclain
00:42boarding for duty sir trying to pick up where you all left off
00:49miniaturization i'm going to complete the work you started when this is all over you will be
00:58begging me to help you 34 000 people lived here after the war you never heard of the new california
01:05republic shady sands your father burned that city to the ground i did what was necessary to save our
01:16people i wonder if anyone survived i did i met someone there's nowhere safe max and there's no
01:27leaving lucy
01:28is that a fusion core you don't see those around much anymore do you
01:36cold fusion
01:39what do you suppose your brotherhood would do with infinite power
01:45is that their leader you killed her
01:49no dain all hail maximus that shall be knight hereafter
01:55together we will take power and with it we will start a new brotherhood with me as its head
02:05and you as its sword
02:08your entire life you've been looking for a home
02:13build one with me
02:16build one with one with me
02:20build one with four
02:35your mother
02:37Eisenhower
02:39See the pyramids along the Nile
02:54Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
03:01Just remember, darling, all the while
03:07You belong to me
03:12See the marketplace in old Algiers
03:21Send me photographs and souvenirs
03:26Just remember when a dream appears
03:33You belong to me
03:37No trace of rats
03:38Incredible
03:39Hey, oh babe, there's even more clean water down there than we thought
03:45I mean, no one will ever have to worry about rationing it again
03:49We can grow more crops
03:51We can have another kid
03:53As soon as you figure out how to push a baby out of your own ass
03:56Ah
03:57Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:11Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:15Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:22Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:28No, I'll put it in the tent over there.
04:36One day you might be as good as me.
04:38No, I'm better than you.
04:39I don't know about that.
04:42Come on, let's go see what the caravan brought to town.
04:44Yeah, let's go.
04:48Stay cold, buddies.
04:49Excuse me.
04:50Hey.
04:52Excuse me, man.
04:54Somebody call the doc?
04:55He's on his way.
04:56A troll in the Mojave almost makes you worse for a nuclear winter.
05:01A troll in the Mojave almost makes you worse for a nuclear winter.
05:06A troll in the Mojave almost makes you worse for a nuclear winter.
05:24What is that?
05:26Everyone run!
05:33Run!
05:37Go home.
05:39Go to your mom!
05:41Go!
05:56Okay. Okay. All right. Okay.
06:03Be calm down.
06:13Relax. Okay.
06:20Okay.
06:27Go!
06:30Go!
06:39Hey, go get your kid.
06:41Oh, God!
06:44That's okay. Come here.
06:46That's okay.
06:48Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:54Come here.
06:56Hey, son.
06:58Don't be scared. Now, listen.
07:00I would need you to stay in here, okay?
07:02Somebody's gonna come get you out, but until then...
07:10I need you to eat and drink very slowly, okay?
07:14Don't be scared. It's safe in there.
07:17Okay. Come here.
07:18Okay. Come here.
07:20Oh, you are a good boy, and one day you will be a good man.
07:27Come on, let's get in here.
07:29Now, listen.
07:31It can be tough out there, but...
07:34As long as we leave it.
07:36A little bit better than we found it.
07:39We did okay.
07:40Daddy!
07:42No!
07:44No!
07:49No!
07:51No!
07:53No!
07:54Something!
07:55Get in, buddy!
07:56Hey.
08:13Dad?
08:15Yeah?
08:17Come read to me.
08:31Okie dokie.
08:43All right, what book shall we read, Lucy?
08:49Ah, The Wind in the Willows.
08:52When's mom coming back?
09:13The Wind in the Willows
09:43The Wind in the Willows
10:13That's what we came for?
10:22Doesn't matter.
10:25Pack it up and report to the VertiBird.
10:26The Wind in the Willows
10:56The Wind in the Willows
11:26All hail not maximum!
11:47The Wind in the Willows
12:17The Wind in the Willows
12:47The Wind in the Willows
12:48The Wind in the Willows
12:49The Wind in the Willows
12:53What is it?
12:54The key to our new home.
13:03Brotherhood has become scattered, broken into dozens of rival chapters, but now we have the strength
13:19to unify them under one banner here with the mightiest arsenal in history at our disposal.
13:26To the Lord's glory at our disposal.
13:28The Wind in the Willows
13:31The Wind in the Willows
13:32The Wind in the Willows
15:06My son.
15:37Were you always this rude?
15:43I'm guessing not.
15:47Look, your family may very well still be out there.
15:50I've seen enough by now to know that nearly anything's possible, but one thing I wouldn't count on is them appreciating the kind of person you've become.
15:55I mean, you want them to like you, right?
16:08I'm just saying a little bit of kindness can go a long way.
16:12Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole book about it, if you're interested.
16:14Nope.
16:15And by the third ghost, he was pretty much cured.
16:19Uh-huh.
16:24Help!
16:24I think it's coming from inside.
16:35Empathy's like mud.
16:39You lose your boots in that stuff.
16:42Well, I'm not just gonna let someone die while I listen to him scream.
16:47Boat's been screaming for 200 fucking years.
16:50Did it ever occur to you that if you helped them, they would stop?
16:55You want to know what I was like before the war?
16:59I was just like you.
17:01Stupid.
17:02Waste of time.
17:29Doing the right thing is never a waste of time.
17:35Help!
17:52Help!
17:59Help!
18:00Help!
18:03Help!
18:06Help!
18:10Help!
18:12We need medicine!
18:14What happened here?
18:16Tunics.
18:20You're awful far west, ain't you?
18:24I ignore him.
18:25I got one stimpight left, okay?
18:27Well, that would be a profound misallocation of resources.
18:31Folks in them outfits don't deserve saving.
18:36Here.
18:42Another one.
18:47Let me help you up there, cowboy.
18:49Help!
18:51Help!
18:52Help!
18:53Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:54Help!
18:55Help!
18:55Help!
18:55Help!
18:56Help!
18:56Help!
18:56Help!
18:56Help!
18:57Help!
19:06Help!
19:07Help!
19:26Help!
19:26Oh!
19:27What is that?
19:57They're back.
20:27They're back.
20:57They're back.
21:07They're back.
21:12They're back.
21:19Son of a bitch.
21:34Let her go.
21:39Fuck you, sweetheart.
22:02Give me a stem pack.
22:15Help me.
22:18I only have one.
22:23Please.
22:25Give it to me.
22:28Fuck you.
22:37She'll die without it.
22:39You won't.
22:44You're welcome.
22:46We'll get you home to your people, okay?
22:50Golden rule, motherfucker.
22:55That rule is for people.
23:01You're disgusting.
23:03Cruel.
23:04I am nothing like you.
23:07Come on.
23:12Which is why, when I get her home, I'll come back for you.
23:16Give you a little time to think about the consequences of your actions.
23:20I wouldn't worry about him.
23:32He's very durable.
23:33He'll be...
23:34He'll be fine.
23:35I wasn't worried about him.
23:37That's fair.
23:39It looks like a battle, this one.
23:53Thecemos, the
24:02I don't know.
24:32Oh, Lord.
24:49Where's Bud Askins?
24:51Has anyone seen Bud Askins?
24:52I'm sorry, why are we all here?
24:54I thought this was going to be more of a one-by-one situation.
24:58There's been a change of plan.
24:59Should I be able to see by now?
25:01Relax, Claudia.
25:03There's been a change of plans, obviously.
25:04Jeez.
25:07Is she good?
25:10I'm okay.
25:11Everyone, if I can just try and explain.
25:14If they thought everyone at once,
25:16that must mean it's Reclamation Day.
25:20About that.
25:22It's been 200 years since you were frozen.
25:24It is Reclamation Day.
25:27Oh, my God.
25:31But unfortunately, Bud Askins is, uh, uh...
25:37Bud Askins is dead.
25:43Oh, my God.
25:44What?
25:45Oh, no.
25:46So, if we can just try and remain calm.
25:50We need to figure out a way to get out of here.
25:53Together.
25:54Get out of here?
25:55Wait, wait, wait.
25:56You're saying we're trapped?
25:58Is there somebody else that we can speak to about this?
26:01Please.
26:04Please.
26:06Please, Mom.
26:07What are we going to do?
26:07Oh.
26:08I can't believe this.
26:09Just try and stay focused.
26:17Someone ate all the crackers from my welcoming kit?
26:20We're all going to die.
26:21We're all going to die.
26:39We're all going to die.
27:09Okay.
27:32Okay.
27:32Okay.
27:32Okay.
27:32Okay.
27:39We're all going to die.
28:09Okay.
28:10All right.
28:13Let's go.
28:19How old are we going to die?
28:21Oh, boy.
28:24Oh, God.
28:27Oh, God.
28:28Huh?
28:28Oh, God.
28:29Oh, God.
28:30Oh, God.
28:31Oh, God.
28:32Oh, God.
28:33Oh, God.
28:35Oh, God.
28:35Oh, God.
28:38Let's go.
29:08Let's go.
29:38Let's go.
30:08Let's go.
30:10A real fucking icebox.
30:12Ha!
30:14Let's go.
30:16Let's go.
30:18Let's go.
30:20Let's go.
30:22Let's go.
30:24Let's go.
30:26Let's go.
30:30Let's go.
30:32Let's go.
30:34Let's go.
30:36Let's go.
30:38Let's go.
30:40Let's go.
30:42Let's go.
30:44Let's go.
30:46Let's go.
30:48Let's go.
30:50Let's go.
30:52Let's go.
30:54Let's go.
30:56Let's go.
30:58Let's go.
31:00Let's go.
31:02Let's go.
31:04Let's go.
31:06Let's go.
31:08Let's go.
31:10Let's go.
31:12Let's go.
31:14Let's go.
31:16Let's go.
31:18Let's go.
31:20Let's go.
31:22Let's go.
31:24let's go.
31:26Let's go.
31:28Let's go.
31:30Let's go.
31:32Let's go.
31:42Why do you do that?
31:44Because it's important.
31:46What is our duty?
31:48What is our duty?
31:51To fix the fallen world?
31:55Sometimes.
31:57In order to make a big problem something you can handle,
32:01you gotta make it small.
32:03So we start by bettering ourselves.
32:06And you can do that in all sorts of ways, you know?
32:08Self-discipline, generosity, valor.
32:13And not smelling really bad.
32:18Dismissed.
32:42It's always gonna get dirty again.
32:44Better to polish dirty steel and have it stay clean.
32:50Used to quote the Codex to each other as a joke.
32:53I've seen what it's like out there.
32:55The brotherhood is as good as it gets,
32:57I'm just trying to make it better.
32:58What can have been all bad out there?
33:00You met that girl.
33:00She left.
33:09And maybe she's still out there.
33:11I have duties here.
33:17Listen, I've read the comms.
33:20Quintus called for this meeting,
33:21but he didn't tell the Commonwealth.
33:23He's breaking chain of command.
33:28Max,
33:29the Commonwealth isn't going to let him seize power without a war.
33:33Is that what you want?
33:36You said it yourself.
33:38There's nowhere safe out there.
33:40Not as long as there's people out there who would...
33:42If the brotherhood can keep history from repeating itself,
33:48then my job is to help them do that.
33:52I assume we should haveedu fajities.
33:53We should have to банfire.
33:54We should have to have Mike with trust.
33:55We should keep saying that we have accolng with the people out there.
33:57Going on ice schon,
33:58we should have one night in the island.
33:59It's insane yitness pous Gotcha!
34:02Literally such an honor,
34:03children like this adventure and beautiful.
34:05You should have pregnant guys.
34:06Young escrow here in the island in the island.
34:09You have to lose?
34:09I don't know what I was gonna do to go with this event.
34:14Remember,
34:16reason why my capital prevents the giveaway from this one.
34:18It will be rewrite in Russia.
34:20Did the beginning,
34:21so they couldn't solve this issue.
34:22Welcome to all who've traveled from afar
34:39for this most auspicious meeting.
34:42From the Grand Canyon,
34:45from Yosemite, from Coronado.
34:48It's been decades since we gathered
34:52to renew our shared and noble purpose.
34:58Thanks to the efforts of the knights of our chapter,
35:02the axis of power has shifted in the brotherhood.
35:05Where the hell is the Commonwealth, Quintus?
35:09We should be here.
35:10And if they were here, what would happen?
35:12Hmm?
35:14They would take the relic and give us nothing in return.
35:19Does that seem fair to you?
35:21No.
35:22That's taxation without representation.
35:25It's un-American.
35:27But what you're suggesting would lead to civil war.
35:30With the Commonwealth.
35:31Ha!
35:32They kick our fucking asses.
35:34Not if we stand together
35:35with the power of the cold fusion diode.
35:40We can power airs and armor.
35:43We can't defeat the Commonwealth.
35:48United under a common banner.
35:52Your banner.
35:54The chapters have grown apart over the years.
36:08And mine doesn't go in for any of this religious shit.
36:10Yeah, and where we come from, women don't get to talk, cunt.
36:18Keep talking and I'll carve you one.
36:22Look, the Commonwealth pretty much lets the canyon rule itself,
36:26so as far as we're concerned, everyone else, don't fuck themselves.
36:30Especially you.
36:31You just like that they let you fuck robots.
36:33That was one squire, and he was well within his rights.
36:36Unbelievable.
36:37...precious resources coming here, and I'm not doing anything with that gal.
36:48Yes.
36:51We have our differences.
36:53But there is something we all agree on.
37:03Power.
37:07How many of those can you make?
37:14More than all of human history could ever consume.
37:19I assume.
37:22The Codex does say that violence against a fellow brother is forbidden.
37:33But I suppose the Codex is open...
37:38...to interpretation.
37:39Yeah, that.
37:44Fuck the Commonwealth.
37:46Then it's decided.
37:50Let's drink to it.
37:52Bottom's on.
37:53Yeah.
37:55Fuck the Commonwealth.
38:09I like your outfit.
38:11I like your outfit.
38:12Gracias.
38:14You speak Latin?
38:15Good for you.
38:16I'm a schoolteacher myself, so education is very important to me.
38:19You're a kindly proflicate.
38:27I'm headed to Las Vegas.
38:29You shouldn't.
38:31Oh, I have to. I'm looking for someone.
38:33You should go home.
38:35I wouldn't want to see you get raped by the wrong people.
38:39I will bear that in mind.
38:41What?
38:59Hello?
39:03Hello?
39:11This is not what I signed up for.
39:14I want to go back.
39:15How do I turn my cryotapeer back on?
39:17That's not how it works.
39:18If you could just listen to me.
39:21Listen to me!
39:24Who even are you?
39:26Seriously.
39:31I'm the product of 200 years of genetic engineering.
39:36Part of a race of super managers.
39:38And all of you have been selected to be my staff.
39:43You think we've been left locked in Vault 31 by accident?
39:47You think Bud Askins made mistakes?
39:50Never.
39:52No chance.
39:53Well...
39:54Oh, my God. Claudia, we're trying to have a conversation here.
39:56No, she may have a point.
39:59I assume some of the things he said seem downright outlandish.
40:03But look at where we are.
40:05We're standing in the product of his life's work.
40:09We are.
40:10It is life's work.
40:12It has to count for something.
40:17This is Bud's final test.
40:21If I can lead you all to finding our way out of here,
40:24we'll have proven ourselves worthy to carry on Vault-Tec's corporate strategy.
40:29Together.
40:32And those of you who work quickly, and as a team, will receive these merit dots.
40:39Oh.
40:41Merit dots?
40:43Wait.
40:45I took notes at a meeting with the company that installed ventilation.
40:48Dibs on ventilation.
40:50Oh, the fire suppression system.
40:51Maybe we can get some water from there.
40:53Maybe we can throw underground and make a tunnel.
40:55I'll have you over some tons of water.
40:58And the whole rise is true for you.
41:00The plastic is going to be somewhere around you now.
41:25I'll have you over a couple of minutes.
41:26Okay.
41:27It's good.
41:28I'll have you over some minutes.
41:29I've got it.
41:30Vision still a little fuzzy?
41:39Well, you know what they say.
41:43Have a glass of champagne.
41:45Who are you?
41:48My name is Henry McLean.
41:50Henry.
41:51I prefer Hank.
41:52Hank.
41:54Is it Reclamation Day?
41:55Yes, it is Reclamation Day,
42:00just not quite the way we thought it would be.
42:04I've been running an experiment here,
42:07and it's not going well.
42:09The mice are so small.
42:11They're tiny.
42:13It's a very fiddly business.
42:16Okay.
42:17I think there's been some sort of mistake.
42:20I signed up for the Voltec Premium Elite Plus.
42:24Did you read the fine print?
42:26Yes.
42:28Well, I didn't.
42:30I prefer the classics.
42:33So much has changed since you went under.
42:38But it's what stayed the same that concerns me.
42:42Old habits, I guess.
42:45But I am optimistic
42:47that we will be able to work out the cakes.
42:50I noticed on your file
42:57that you had a family,
42:59but you only bought a ticket for one.
43:03I thought it was expensive.
43:06You can't put a price on family, Steve.
43:09We were very clear about that in the advertisements.
43:12Family is the first building block of civilization.
43:15What are you doing?
43:19I'm improving
43:20a piece of outdated technology.
43:27Civilization.
43:28It hasn't worked out so far.
43:31But if at first you don't succeed...
43:33Try, try again.
43:52Try, try again.
44:03Hello?
44:33I realize we all have our cultural differences, but just so you know, I am nice.
44:53You got to accent, you ate the positive, eat a little.
45:00Mine ate the negative and latch on.
45:04Do the affirmative, don't mess with Mr. In-between.
45:09You got to spread joy up to the maximum, bring gloom.
45:15Down to the minimum half-fake.
45:19A pandemonium liable to walk upon the sea.
45:24To illustrate my last remark.
45:28Down to the minimum half-fake.
45:32I found a ladder!
45:42Lead the way, boss.
45:44I think you could have it.
45:48Down to the minimum half-fake.
45:50No, right now.
45:52No, no, no, no.
45:54I'm sad.
45:56I don't know.
46:26I don't know.
46:56I don't know.
47:26It's so dirty.
47:47Oh, man, the mall's gone.
47:54It's beautiful.
48:17Oh, man.
48:18Oh, man.
48:19Oh, man.
48:20Oh, man.
48:21Oh, man.
48:22Oh, man.
48:29Oh, man.
48:30Oh, man.
48:32Oh, man.
48:34Oh, man.
48:35Ah! Who's next?
48:50You the one who killed that NCR, bitch? Moldover?
48:57Mold-Moldaver. I did. Yeah, I did that.
49:03Bet I could mash you.
49:07Probably.
49:22Alright, let me get my armor.
49:25No armor. Bareback.
49:33No armor.
49:44No armor.
49:48Oh, my God.
50:18Let's go.
50:48Let's go.
51:18Let's go.
51:48Let's go.
52:18Sorry to interrupt, Paladin Harkness, liaison from the Commonwealth.
52:26I understand we're discussing a civil war.
52:33I must not have gotten my invitation.
52:35And yet, here you are.
52:44Welcome.
52:45Come on, everybody.
53:00Clap your hands.
53:02Oh, you're looking good.
53:04I'm going to sing my song.
53:06It won't take long.
53:08We're going to do the twist and it goes like this.
53:11Come on, let's twist again.
53:14Like we did last summer.
53:16Yeah, let's twist again.
53:19Like we did last year.
53:22Do you remember when things really hurtin'?
53:28Yeah, let's twist again.
53:31Twist the time is here.
53:34Round and round and up and down we go again.
53:40Oh, baby, make me know you love me so.
53:44Oh, and then twist again.
53:45Oh, and then twist again.
53:47Oh, and then twist again.
53:47Oh, and then twist again.
53:48Like we did last summer.
53:51Come on, let's twist again.
53:53Like we did last year.
53:56Do you remember when things really hurtin'?
54:01Come on, let's twist again.
54:05Twist the time is here.
54:07Boom, boom, boom.
54:24Boom, boom, boom, boom.
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