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00:00Are you going to stand there like a lemon or...
00:09I'm going to try not to stop him.
00:11I just want a cam.
00:13And I want Bruce.
00:14One is naked with a hoops in his gun.
00:17I expect he's cocked off for Christmas alone.
00:20Pity.
00:23Die hard.
00:25You are, man.
00:30Oh, Trace, a pint, please, and a large G&C for me.
00:35Peggy's sitting on the house.
00:37She's upstairs.
00:38I'll check, shall I?
00:44Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get there, Kelly?
00:51I just need to get away.
00:53Oh, don't tell me.
00:55Christmas, arguments.
00:57Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
01:00Oh, if you need, I'll...
01:02I'll go and have a word with her.
01:10I could sling him out.
01:12Three pints of lager and he thinks he's all in your eyes.
01:18Just wait for my dad, boy.
01:19Oh, dear.
01:23But he's here in spirit, then.
01:26Try to imagine a house that's seen.
01:34Oh, don't worry.
01:35Don't worry.
01:37Things aren't always as bad as they seem, you know.
01:41That's where I'll be since you left me.
01:45My tears could melt the storm.
01:48What can I do without you?
01:52I've got no place, no place to go.
01:56It'll be lonely.
01:58It's Christmas.
02:00Without you to hold.
02:04It'll be lonely.
02:06It's Christmas.
02:08Lonely echo.
02:10Is Nigel coming back?
02:30Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
02:31It should be about five minutes, that's all.
02:33Something tells me I won't be lonely.
02:48It's Christmas.
02:50What?
02:51You must have seen that gorgeous redhead giving me the eye back then.
02:54Couldn't take her eyes on me when I was singing.
02:56I was a snake charmer and she was a python writhing in front of me.
03:00You must have seen the type of snake that could have looked at her, isn't it?
03:07A python wouldn't fit in the basket unless it was a very large basket or a very small python.
03:15You are missing the point, Nigel.
03:17I am in.
03:19In like Flynn, my friend.
03:25It's just more like that.
03:27I haven't had a sniff since my fears that I was a boy.
03:29I've gone out of Sarah.
03:31Lisa.
03:33And he flashes in a pan of love, old chum.
03:35Me and birds.
03:37I've never seen someone again.
03:39Yeah.
03:40In an apartment time, so I'm not even sure you came too.
03:43Yes.
03:44And knowing my luck should be some kind of psycho and I wish I'd stayed single.
03:49And it'd just be nice, you know, to...
03:51To have someone special at this time of year.
03:56Coming in with another laugh.
03:59Talk about the year, the memories you've shared.
04:03Someone could buy a present for.
04:06That kind of thing.
04:09Anyway, what'd you buy for Debbie now?
04:10I don't know.
04:15You're going to be in the doghouse again.
04:16I mean, I did get her a present and I wrapped it up and...
04:23I gave her a bit of fill in case I forgot.
04:26Someone, Nigel.
04:27What'd you give her that height for?
04:29He's my friend.
04:31I've just seen it.
04:32What do you think?
04:33I think we were close to the psycho brothers.
04:35You cheating kid.
04:42Where are you going?
04:44Come on, stay here with me.
04:51I thought it was a fire, Lodge.
04:53Give me my smoke.
04:55His foot was out of the line when he took his phone.
04:56Oh, I'm permitted.
04:58His foot was out of the line.
05:01Right here?
05:01Right here?
05:02Come on.
05:03Right?
05:03Look at you.
05:04Lionel Flaming Blair.
05:06We're going to do a dance with her death.
05:07No.
05:08I'm going to take you down.
05:09Nice and easy.
05:11Yeah.
05:11Do you learn those dance steps on the front lines?
05:13Eh?
05:14Archie's teaching you how to tango.
05:17Just stop, will you?
05:24It's Christmas night.
05:26What are you messing about?
05:29Is it okay?
05:30I don't think we would be randomly wandering around disemboweling people.
05:58Right.
05:59Well, I'm going to go home and wrap your presents.
06:01So, good luck, Troy.
06:11It's nothing.
06:13So, I'm going to go and look for Nodgy.
06:15Stay here, just in case you come to me.
06:17Hey.
06:18Hey.
06:22No, I'm not getting involved in a little one of your hairbrush skills.
06:31You haven't got to do nothing.
06:33All you've got to do is sit in the car, watch way loud out the turns, or we'll be in and out in ten months.
06:37So, do you want me to get my driver for a turkey house?
06:42Do you want me to say this?
06:44Well, we would, but we're six parts down by this way.
06:48Merry Christmas.
06:49Merry Christmas.
06:51Merry Christmas.
06:51I don't know.
06:59Now, I'll do something I wouldn't mind if I'm a rep and a tree.
07:04One of us should get a number.
07:06Put some other mug tips on it.
07:09Yeah.
07:10One of us should.
07:18Tyus.
07:19To the victor.
07:27The sponge.
07:32Don't worry, brother.
07:33Plenty more fish in the sea.
07:41You won.
07:44Why did you make out of your last?
07:46In assault all night, Biden.
07:49Plus, I've just got mum's voice in the back of my head.
07:53Never let a woman come between you and your brothers.
07:57Are you all right, Nigel?
08:06I'm so jumbled up in my brain.
08:12Am I going match?
08:15I don't know how to go in this.
08:16I think if I could just find Debbie's presence and think I'd be okay at that, I think everything would make sense.
08:26I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil.
08:28You did.
08:30I don't know if you're lying to me.
08:32And what about I lie?
08:32I don't know.
08:34Because you promised that you'd look after me.
08:38And I will.
08:49To the end.
08:54Well, Lisa, if he does come in, just give us a call, yeah?
08:57Oh, Jess.
08:57Is it his film night tonight?
09:00Yeah, yeah.
09:01She's just letting him film my time.
09:04He's probably just near the side.
09:07But I can't find him.
09:08And you think I don't know when you're lying to me?
09:12You're not going anywhere until you tell me what's really going on.
09:15She won't like it, you know.
09:28Who knew?
09:29I don't know, Lisa.
09:30Ziggy runs the tights for it.
09:33She don't approve of lock-ins.
09:36What time is it?
09:38Does it matter?
09:41I don't know.
09:42Just feel like I need to get back.
09:45I hope you've got my mate, your peasant.
09:48Said he did, but he lost it.
09:50He did.
09:51He did.
09:53Listen.
09:54I think I didn't.
09:55I must have made a mistake.
09:56What was it?
09:57Nice pair of earrings?
10:01I don't know.
10:03I just know that it's gone.
10:06You're always losing things these days, aren't you, Nigel?
10:10Forgetting things.
10:12You've become a burden.
10:13No wonder Julie's tired of it all.
10:16Julie?
10:18No.
10:19Debbie.
10:22It's always been Debbie, hasn't it?
10:25And now you've lost her.
10:28But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel.
10:32You can always find them again.
10:34Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:47Feels like fire.
10:51I'm so in love with you.
10:57Dreams are like roses.
11:00They keep...
11:02You don't need me anywhere, you know it.
11:03That it's been...
11:05Love is bright, scary.
11:10Darkness away.
11:11Yeah.
11:16I'm so in love with you, Purdy Soul.
11:20You don't know what you're talking about.
11:37Most of the time he's fine, you know.
11:39He just goes about his business like normal.
11:41And when he does flare up, I can handle him.
11:44Yes, yeah, you probably can.
11:47But that don't mean you should.
11:50Bill, come on, you want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:53So why not let the professionals do the difficult stuff?
11:58I mean, so much of you, she must have banged up in the care arm and all.
12:01Oh, come on, we're not talking Belmarsh here.
12:04You know, there are some really good ones out there.
12:07If he doesn't care on that, he'll just go down in quickly.
12:10It doesn't have to be permanent, you know.
12:12Oh, no, no, no.
12:14I promised, I forgot to.
12:16And that is exactly what I'm going to do.
12:18I'm sure.
12:26Are you sure you'll want a girl after talking and all the trimmings?
12:32It's not every day you get invited around someone's house on Christmas Day.
12:37It's good if Carol to ask us.
12:39Anyway, we'll have fun.
12:40Claire will be there.
12:41Well, I'd have Christmas dinner with O.J. Simpsons.
12:44It made you.
12:46I want you to be happy too.
12:48I am.
12:52It's a special present.
12:53I mean, I know.
12:54I bought you something, but I just can't seem to find it.
12:58No, it doesn't matter.
12:59No, but it was important.
13:01It was special.
13:04It had meaning.
13:05It had meaning.
13:06Something for you to look at and remember me by when I'm gone.
13:15Gone?
13:16I'm not gone.
13:17Where are you going?
13:18I don't know.
13:19Look, why would I need someone to remember you by?
13:25You're here.
13:27You're with me.
13:28And I can look at that lovely face whenever I want to.
13:32You know you're good enough for my life, don't you?
13:38You'll always be with me.
13:48Listen.
13:48I want that to be true.
13:56I just...
13:57I don't think it is.
13:59I don't think you'll always be with me.
14:04You want to get rid of me?
14:07What?
14:07No, it's all right.
14:08You don't need to lie.
14:09I know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
14:14I don't know what I thought.
14:20I suppose I thought you loved me more than that.
14:25Nigel, please.
14:27Nigel, please.
14:31Nigel.
14:34Hey.
14:35Hey, it's okay.
14:37It's okay.
14:38It's me.
14:39I've got you.
14:39Debbie.
14:47It's okay.
14:48I'll be here.
14:49You're going to be okay.
14:50I'm sorry, Alice.
14:51It just matters.
14:52Something matters to me.
14:55It's important.
14:57It means something.
14:58Nigel, sweetheart, you really need to calm down, okay?
15:01Then we're going to go home, and then everything's going to be okay.
15:05No.
15:05Home.
15:06I know you were upset about what you thought you heard, about the care home, but no decision's
15:12been made yet.
15:12All we were doing, we were just talking through options sometimes.
15:15I've let you down.
15:16No, you haven't let me down, sir.
15:18This was supposed to be our best Christmas ever.
15:22Our first Christmas as husband and wife.
15:24Nigel, we've been married for over 20 years.
15:28What?
15:29Sorry, sorry.
15:30I shouldn't...
15:30It's me, it's me.
15:36It's me, it's me, it's me.
15:38Just calm down, all right?
15:39Calm down.
15:40I don't want anyone to get hurt, all right?
15:42Just put the stool down, Nigel.
15:43Put the stool down, Nigel.
15:45Put it down, mate.
15:46It's me.
15:46Nice.
15:48Get out!
15:49All right, all right.
15:49Get out!
15:50All right, all right.
15:51Out!
15:51Okay, okay, mate.
15:53Okay.
15:53Get out!
15:55Get out!
15:56Get out!
15:57Get out!
16:00Get out!
16:30I don't know where he was, but he wasn't here.
16:35He thought it was Debbie.
16:40He was talking about a present.
16:43He thought it was really important, some present that he'd lost.
16:46I don't know whether it was for Debbie or for me.
16:47I don't know.
16:48He gave me this for safekeeping.
16:52I think in case he forgot, which looks like he did.
16:54But, um, we'll stay or I'll maybe a couple of minutes.
17:02Wait, you're coming.
17:03I'm going to go and see Alfie.
17:04He's got the keys in his bowels.
17:05He's getting there before.
17:07Before he bumps that door.
17:08He's getting there.
17:09He's getting there.
17:10He's getting there.
17:11He's getting there.
17:11I need to know how to think.
17:26Nigel's locked himself in.
17:28You're fine.
17:28Well, how do you get in?
17:30I think you answered your own question, then.
17:43You think this is funny, eh?
17:46But it is kind of funny, Phil.
17:47I just worked hard on this, all right?
17:50You know, and you're not just sitting here laughing.
17:52You think this is some sort of joke.
17:53It's like, yeah, well, I ain't a joke.
17:54I ain't a joke.
17:55That was meant to be funny, Phil.
17:57Just get out of God.
17:58All of you, get out.
17:59The show's over.
18:00The show's over.
18:02Get out!
18:07What are you playing at, Phil?
18:10Next is where I really are, and everyone's enjoying it.
18:12Go!
18:13Go!
18:28You're going to help with these turkeys, or what?
18:46You're the love of my life.
18:48What are you playing at, Phil?
18:49What are you playing at, Phil?
18:49A present?
18:51All I want for Christmas is you.
18:54Sad and alone.
18:55You're going to die, you know that, don't you?
18:56Find that present.
18:58What flaming present?
19:00How many times have I got to tell you?
19:01I got it.
19:06You don't look well, love.
19:08I think you need help.
19:11Don't worry.
19:11I'm here.
19:14I'll always be here.
19:27Come here.
19:30I'm always here for you, sweetheart.
19:32Where am I?
19:36Nigel, you're in the Vic, mate.
19:39Everything's fine.
19:40Julie, do you want me to call the doctor or something?
19:42No.
19:43All right, thanks.
19:44Just give us a minute.
19:45Yeah, of course.
19:51You're so beautiful, Debbie.
19:58I messed up.
19:59Didn't I?
20:00I hurt you.
20:01No.
20:02No, you didn't.
20:03No.
20:06Look.
20:09Look, we're found.
20:12It's the present.
20:14You were looking for.
20:18Sorry.
20:19There's nothing to worry about.
20:22Okay.
20:27It's a lovely.
20:27It might be a little bit, Julie.
20:47Julie.
20:47Julie.
20:50It's meant for you, the present.
20:52I remember now.
20:53I remember now.
21:17Remember me?
21:18remember us
21:21always.
21:28Always.
21:35I'm really sorry
21:37that you heard
21:39what you heard
21:41of me
21:42talking about
21:44killing you.
21:46And I'm so sorry
21:49it upset you so much.
21:53But it was never
21:55it was never
21:57about you hearing me.
22:00Do you understand?
22:02You didn't.
22:08You couldn't.
22:16We'll make it work.
22:19Okay?
22:26We'll make it work.
22:27We'll make it work.
22:30We'll make it work.
22:35No.
22:35I'll only slow you down.
22:38You'll kill both of us.
22:39You have to go.
22:42You're listening to me.
22:44I'm finished.
22:46I'm going to die no matter what.
22:48I promise.
22:50I promise not a waste of God.
22:51You have.
22:53Things have changed.
22:54I promise.
22:56You're one of the best
22:58things a man
22:59could ever ask for.
23:01But now
23:01will you take me back?
23:40You're pretty.
23:43Lovely.
23:48Julie.
23:52And I love you.
24:00Is he, uh...
24:03Is he okay?
24:04Yeah, it's fine.
24:17I, uh...
24:20I think I owe you an apology.
24:25You know, when you first came here, I had to go at you because, uh...
24:29When you was burying your head in the sand, you couldn't see how bad it could get.
24:33But now, here we are, and...
24:35Here we are along the way, who's burying the head in the sand, I'd say.
24:41Well, I'm saying it.
24:45Let's talk to Kathy tonight, and she thinks at night you might get more out of us, you know.
24:52If we ain't not doing all the donkey work, you know, we'd get more out of him,
24:58we'd get the best out of him, and he'd get the best out of us, you know, so maybe...
25:02Maybe it is time now to, uh...
25:08To look at the...
25:10The Carol Ops or something.
25:12And just one conversation with Kathy for you to take time.
25:15No, it wasn't that.
25:17It was in a film like this.
25:23It's like, uh...
25:25It's like he was trying to tell me something.
25:29Or maybe he won't, I don't know, just...
25:33But that's what I saw anyway.
25:35It was like he was talking to me.
25:38Yeah, I don't...
25:40I don't think he wants this.
25:42He never wanted to be a burden, you know, and I think that's...
25:46That's what's stressing him out.
25:48No.
25:50So what?
25:52I talked to him.
25:54Yeah.
25:55Yeah.
25:56I mean, I'm the...
25:58I'm the one that made him the promise.
26:01And I'll go be the one that's breaking it, so it's gotta be me.
26:05I've got us a couple of toasties, mate.
26:21Um...
26:22I thought we were gonna eat them outside, so...
26:24Do you have your own toast, sir?
26:26Alright.
26:27That's it.
26:28That's it.
26:29It's alright.
26:30I'm the one that's gonna eat them outside to me.
26:33Hey, that's it.
26:34I don't know if you're that proud of me.
26:36Yeah, that's right.
26:39I'm sorry.
26:41I've been...
26:42I just...
26:44They come...
26:45They...
26:46They come...
26:47They come...
26:48They come...
26:50They come...
26:52They come...
26:53They come...
26:54They come...
26:55They come...
26:56They come...
26:57Cheers.
27:09Cheers.
27:13Salmon trees.
27:16I'm sorry for it.
27:18Still one.
27:19Still one.
27:24But you, uh...
27:26Do you remember what I said to you when I started you wanted to leave and I said no,
27:36I asked you to stay and I swore that I'd look up at you.
27:47The thing is that I've been hanging on with that because you know,
27:51I always made that promise because I thought it was the best thing for you.
27:59But now I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone anymore.
28:13We found out a road, you and me.
28:23That's okay.
28:29Do you kill it? Make up yourself.
28:39I'm not sure it's the best thing for you.
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