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00:00What was it you used to say when we first moved in together?
00:28Christmas Eve calories don't count.
00:30Oh, you're very naughty, huh?
00:33Oh, you used to like my naughty side.
00:43Can I, um...
00:45No.
00:47No, it's not my place.
00:50No, go on.
00:54Listen, I know Carla's the one and everything,
00:58and she's gorgeous, and...
01:00Look, I know what you're going to say.
01:02Well, she's not exactly behaving brilliantly at the moment, is she?
01:06You know, and that's not a criticism.
01:07I know how you feel about her, Becky.
01:09There's absolutely no point in pretending otherwise.
01:11But maybe you could try and forget about her for a few days?
01:14Don't let her ruin the holidays?
01:15I've just got a little something.
01:19A little?
01:25That's lovely.
01:26Yeah, I've never forgotten how you like it.
01:28Never forgotten how you like a lot of things.
01:30Oh, it's lovely.
01:37I've got one a bit like it.
01:40I'm talking like a wear on like an old married couple.
01:43Tell you what, I was looking online the other day.
01:45You know that place that does ice skating
01:46in the grounds of that stately home?
01:48Oh, yeah?
01:49You can sign up for this pass
01:50where you can...
01:52You can go every day if you like.
01:54You just thought I'd be out Christmas side.
01:59Dylan, I don't think I can.
02:02Look, I'm going to Spain soon with my auntie
02:05and I don't know when I'll be back.
02:10Right, I need to go and do this video call
02:12with Gillespie Sale.
02:13I didn't realise the time.
02:15Shall I see you back at the office?
02:16Yeah, I'll be about 20 minutes.
02:17I'm going to pop into the Rovers
02:18and have a quick word with Eva first, OK?
02:20Is that a euphemism?
02:22Is it a work thing?
02:23Kind of.
02:24I'll tell you about it later.
02:26Give me a kiss.
02:27Ah.
02:28Needy.
02:29You were asking for a slap.
02:30Hey, I'm going to get you struck off.
02:32Beat it.
02:33Hey, hi.
02:34Your euphemism just arrived.
02:37Take no notice of her.
02:40Nina, can I get a pack of mint tea for you, please?
02:42Yeah, sure.
02:42Take a seat.
02:44Is that all right?
02:45Yeah, of course, yeah.
02:46I've got a kettle in the house, no?
02:48Oh, Dan.
02:49I just needed five minutes away from the madness.
02:51I was actually going to pop in
02:52and have a word with you.
02:53About what we spoke about yesterday.
02:55Yeah, thank you.
02:56For being my shoulder to cry on.
02:58I mean, you could do with a couple of sponges up there.
03:01Listen, I hope I'm not speaking out of school here,
03:03but I think what you're going through is
03:04you're grieving the loss of your baby.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Yeah, I know.
03:09But I am a strong, independent woman by all accounts
03:14and I have the right to choose.
03:16I exercise that right, so I should be fine about it.
03:23Listen, I had a client once
03:24who was forced into a termination by her husband
03:26and her way of dealing with the grief
03:28was to write a letter to the baby that could have been,
03:31poured her emotions out on the page.
03:33Did it help?
03:34Apparently so, yeah.
03:37I'm not very good at writing letters.
03:40Might be worth a try for her.
03:41Oh, sweetheart, what's wrong?
03:52I just feel a bit weird.
03:55I think Dylan was hinting at us getting serious,
03:57but I said I was going to Spain and...
04:01Oh, that's...
04:02Oh, go.
04:03Come here.
04:07Oh.
04:09What are we going to do with you, eh?
04:11We're going to put you in a bag and...
04:13Oh, no, hold on.
04:14Come here.
04:15Come on.
04:16Come on.
04:16Come on.
04:17All together.
04:18Ready?
04:19We're going to put you in a bag
04:22and shake you up.
04:26OK?
04:27Now, I'll tell you what,
04:28why don't you give me a hand with the mince pies
04:29and, um, just don't miss them up?
04:32Oh.
04:33What do you want me to do?
04:34Well, you take this pastry cutter
04:36and...
04:38That's it!
04:39As many of those as you can.
04:41Nothing quite says Christmas
04:45like my first sexy snowball of the year.
04:48Mmm.
04:51No, it's not level, though.
04:53So has this got sentimental value, then,
04:55this picture?
04:56Yeah, it's me granddad's.
04:57Do you know, when he died,
04:58my auntie June said we could take
04:59whatever we wanted from the elves.
05:01I made a beeline for that.
05:03It's beautiful, isn't it?
05:04Well, what can I say?
05:08Oh, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:09Don't turn it on till it's straight.
05:11I'm sorry.
05:12I'm going to spoil the illusion.
05:13Oh.
05:15No.
05:15It's still not straight.
05:18So you, uh, looking forward to Christmas, then?
05:20Toddington services?
05:22Hmm?
05:22Oh, yeah, that's fine.
05:24That's fine.
05:24Leave her there.
05:25Yeah, move away.
05:26No, no, don't touch her.
05:27God, you don't half cause a fuss.
05:29You did.
05:29God, just leave it.
05:33Come and sit down.
05:35Oh, come.
05:37No, no, sit on the floor, please.
05:41Between my legs.
05:42I am looking forward to it, actually.
05:57Once more with conviction, please, old B.
06:00No, I am.
06:01It's just...
06:02What, you've gone off me?
06:04Yeah, right.
06:06No, it just won't be the same without Mum.
06:09No, it'll be better.
06:13Sorry?
06:15You will be.
06:17If you keep rewriting history.
06:18Look, all you ever did when she was here was complain about her.
06:22It's a funny thing, innit?
06:24The minute that someone moves abroad, they become angelic.
06:29But let's be honest.
06:31That she was not.
06:36It's been nice being back at work.
06:39Back into the swing of things.
06:41Was it?
06:42And it'll be nice having a cosy little Christmas.
06:48Just the two of us.
06:51You know,
06:53are you worried about being bored?
06:56Maybe I can do something about that.
06:58And we're going to need batteries for you-know-what.
07:11No, no, not for that.
07:12I charge that every week.
07:13No, for the kids' presents, duh.
07:15Oh, I spy a teenage boy looking for snacks.
07:19I'll have that go.
07:20I'll see you later.
07:20OK, bye.
07:22Can I have some of these, sir?
07:23Yeah, of course you can.
07:24When there's some gurkings there, you want them.
07:26My lucky day.
07:27Do you think the girls are excited about tomorrow?
07:30Yeah, I think so.
07:30Cos I know we've had our ups and downs, you know, when Jamie trashed the place, but...
07:35Well, you did say you were going to get something for Mum from them for Christmas.
07:39I'm on it.
07:40Right, OK.
07:42Look what I've got.
07:44Oh, yeah.
07:45Get a load of that.
07:46Happy Christmas!
07:50Merry Christmas!
07:51Nice to see you.
07:53I love that sweater on you, Bethany.
07:55Oh, you can't beat a good Christmas knee.
08:01Oh, is everything all right there, Mother?
08:03I just wish Collar would answer an email for once in her life.
08:06Oh, come on.
08:07It is Christmas Eve and she's got holidays.
08:09Oh, be careful where you put those huge hands of yours, Daniel.
08:14I never touched her.
08:16So, what, this Megan, she stayed over?
08:19Indeed she did.
08:20Aye, aye.
08:21And did the earth move?
08:22Mate, everything moved.
08:24I'll get that table, show her.
08:25Yeah, I'll be over in a second.
08:28Hey, how are you?
08:30I'm all right, yeah.
08:31I, um, I wrote that letter.
08:33How was it?
08:34Yeah, I think it helped.
08:35I feel a bit lighter.
08:36Ah, I'm a miracle worker.
08:37Oh, this is here.
08:39You do me a favour and hide this.
08:40Yeah, it's got a present.
08:41Oh.
08:43Hiya.
08:43Hello.
08:44Hiya.
08:46Can I get you both a drink?
08:47Ooh, orange and lemonade, please.
08:49Adam?
08:49I'm OK, thank you.
08:50Yeah, I'm just going to chuck my bag in the back.
08:51Two ticks.
08:55Yeah.
08:56All good?
08:57Oh, yeah.
08:58Betsy.
08:59Safely ensconced in a pub in town with her mates.
09:01Yes.
09:05You OK?
09:07I'm just a bit tense.
09:08Come here.
09:13Come on.
09:15Come on.
09:16Come on.
09:27Oh.
09:29Wow.
09:30Those knots.
09:33Does that feel good?
09:34Well, I...
09:36Come on.
09:38It's not weird.
09:39It's me.
09:40Becky.
09:41OK?
09:47Is that starting to feel better?
09:49Yeah?
09:50Well...
09:51Yeah.
09:51I can feel that it is.
09:56Yeah.
09:58Yeah, it feels good.
09:59You need someone to take care of you.
10:05You've been through so much.
10:09We need to...
10:12get rid of this negative energy.
10:16How?
10:26Come on.
10:27Relax.
10:28Let me take care of you.
10:29Like a burial, let's seem to be the best for you.
10:36No.
10:41What?
10:46Don't stop.
10:47And returning to myself is such a moment.
10:59I can't be a
11:13Somebody tell Luca Calis
11:15to look at this.
11:17She's never going to see it.
11:18She doesn't know that, though, does she?
11:20Come on.
11:20Who's it running for?
11:21Mum!
11:22Come on!
11:23Come on!
11:24Come on!
11:25Come on, get it!
11:26Mum!
11:27Mum!
11:28Mum!
11:29That was amazing.
11:33Years melted away.
11:36I nearly melted two.
11:48I'll never stop loving you, you know.
11:51It's what you said.
11:53You could say it too.
11:57No.
11:58No, I know it's a lot.
12:02But you know, we do need to think about...
12:05where do we go from here?
12:07I honestly don't know.
12:09We made vows.
12:10We had a kid together.
12:12You know, we built a whole life.
12:17I don't know about you, but I want it back.
12:20Baby steps.
12:21I'll take fetal steps if I have to.
12:25I've lost so much trust.
12:27I'm sorry.
12:28And I still love Carla too.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Of course.
12:32Complicated Carla.
12:33I'm not being horrible, but which one of us is here?
12:43Carla was just a tourist.
12:45And it looks like...
12:46She heard the bell ring and finally...
12:47Well...
12:48Finally it was time for her to jump off the bus.
12:49Did you just liken me to a bus?
12:51No.
12:52A very beautiful one.
12:53To Alia.
12:54To Alia.
12:55To Alia.
12:56To Alia.
12:57Alia.
12:58To Alia.
12:59To Alia.
13:00To Alia.
13:01To Alia.
13:02To Alia.
13:03To Alia.
13:04To Alia.
13:06To Alia.
13:07To Alia.
13:08To Alia.
13:21To Alia.
13:22To Alia.
13:37To my baby.
13:39I am so...
13:41Hey!
13:42Oh!
13:43Blimey, who'd wrap those and win with your section, eh?
14:00More food?
14:03Well, thereby hangs a tail.
14:06You shouldn't be wasting all your money.
14:09We've still got leftover food.
14:10Can I finish what I'm saying, please?
14:12Sorry.
14:15Look, I know you were disappointed about having the smallest Christmas on record
14:21without galumping Arlene.
14:23Was I?
14:24So, I have invited some people over for Christmas Day.
14:28Who?
14:29Well...
14:30There's Billy and Summer.
14:35George and Christina.
14:37And, er...
14:38And Glenda.
14:40And they're all excited.
14:42Right.
14:43Ask me why they're all excited.
14:46Hmm?
14:47Because?
14:48Because you're doing the cooking.
14:51That's brilliant, isn't it?
14:54Right.
14:55I've got...
14:56Five more bags of shopping outside.
14:57Do you want to pop outside and get them before someone nicks them?
14:59Hmm?
15:00Come on.
15:01Hurry up.
15:02Do you think you should call it a night, James?
15:04Sweet's free.
15:05Fancy bouncing on four-poster.
15:06I'm working, pal.
15:07And I think you should go home.
15:08You've had a fair few.
15:09I can't keep up with you.
15:10Last night you wanted to meet up and now you're acting like you never sent me that thirsty text.
15:16And you know what?
15:17Forget it.
15:18There's nothing to forget.
15:19Oh really?
15:20Isn't there?
15:21Go home, James.
15:22You're like an aircon unit.
15:23I'm really not.
15:24Blow hot, blow cold.
15:25That's such a bad analogy.
15:26James, go home.
15:27Is this because I couldn't see you last night?
15:28Oh, you know what?
15:29I'm done.
15:30For good.
15:31I mean it.
15:32I'm sure you do.
15:33I'm sure you do.
15:34I'm sure you do.
15:35I'm sure you do.
15:36I'm sure you do.
15:37I'm sure you do.
15:38I wonder what happened to you last night.
15:39You've had a fair few.
15:40You've had a fair few.
15:41I can't keep up with you.
15:42Last night you wanted to meet up and now you're acting like you never sent me that thirsty text.
15:44And you know what?
15:45Forget it.
15:46There's nothing to forget.
15:47Oh really?
15:48Isn't there?
15:49Go home, James.
15:50You're like an aircon unit.
15:51I'm sure you do.
15:52I wonder what Abby's gonna think when I tell you your grubby little secret.
15:56No one's safe around you.
15:58There's no need for empty threats.
16:00I feel sorry for Santa when he comes down your chimney.
16:03Just be stood there in your undies, giving him the eye.
16:06Jealous?
16:07God help the reindeer too.
16:11Get your hands off me.
16:18I'm sorry.
16:19Okay.
16:20My mum died.
16:23Yesterday.
16:25I'm sorry.
16:26And I've not taken it too well.
16:28And last night I got a little tipsy and needed a distraction.
16:33Right.
16:35Probably just as well as I didn't get it.
16:38Or is that being a great place at the minute?
16:41You're so full of secrets, girl.
16:43And secrets have a habit of coming out.
16:46I just wish you would too.
16:56You made a little bit of magic today, Brodie.
16:59Don't know about that.
17:00Well, we all know that your mum was never gonna see that sign, but as long as Shanice thinks
17:04she's dead.
17:05Yeah, that's the important thing.
17:06I know.
17:07PHONE RINGS
17:09Hello?
17:10Mum?
17:11Joanie, it's Mum!
17:12What?
17:15I hope she pretends she saw the sign.
17:22Brodie!
17:23Brodie!
17:25What's up?
17:26She saw you sign, Shanice.
17:28So I asked Glenda over for her dinner tomorrow.
17:31And the cheeky article is going over to Todd and Theo's.
17:35Lucky thing.
17:36I do love a gay Christmas.
17:39Anyway, Lauren is coming over and she's going to bring wee Frankie with her.
17:44Aren't babies just the greatest thing to celebrate?
17:48Don't you agree, Eva?
17:49What's that?
17:50Babies.
17:51Aren't they great?
17:53Yeah, lovely.
17:54Of course you agree.
17:55You're baby mad, you.
17:57Adam, Alia, would you like to come over for your dinner tomorrow?
18:01The more the merrier.
18:02Oh, we were just going to have a quiet one.
18:04Well, if someone's offering a cook.
18:06Do you know, I knew I wouldn't be able to keep you away.
18:09It's like something's a magnet to you here.
18:12Am I right?
18:13Eh, we'll go that far.
18:14Well, that's settled then.
18:15I want this place packed to the rafters.
18:18I'm just popping to the loo.
18:19When nature calls.
18:22She's not pregnant, is she?
18:24No.
18:25Oh, no, I'm not saying she looks it or anything, but
18:28it's just she went to the loo and I was still thinking about wee Frankie.
18:32Your baby's on the brain today.
18:33I know.
18:34I can't think why.
18:35What's that side of you, I suppose?
18:37Yes.
18:38Baby Jesus in the manger with his little booties and whatnot.
18:42Swaddling bands.
18:43Oh, I'll give you swaddling bands.
18:46Listen, while Alia is in the way.
18:51Here.
18:52How come you want a lorry load at Christmas, ma'am?
18:54Because, Benjamin, my darling, this is my stage.
18:58I am a diva, and a diva needs her audience.
19:01You're a mod.
19:02So, fasten your seatbelts.
19:05I intend to put on quite a show.
19:08Hey, Carla, it's me.
19:25So, it's Christmas Eve, babe.
19:29And I can't stop thinking about you.
19:37I want you.
19:38I want you back in my life, and I'm gonna do whatever it takes to get you back.
19:48It's you, and it'll only ever be you.
19:53I love you.
20:02Merry Christmas.
20:09Go on.
20:13Go on, Carla. Send one back.
20:22I want you back home.
20:23Here it is.
20:24Go on.
20:25Go, Carla.
20:26Go on.
20:27Get back in the closet, Carla
20:57Get back in the closet
21:27Get back in the closet
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