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00:00you can't treat people like this do unto others as you'd have done unto you the golden rule
00:17ain't much stays clean up here volta you'll see i may end up looking like you i'll never be like
00:26you these are buds buds a well-trained staff of highly supervised junior executives for my own
00:35assistant training program what are you doing thawing everyone plans are hard chaos still
00:42chaos is easy this is hank mcclain
00:47boarding for duty sir trying to pick up where you all left off
00:54miniaturization i'm gonna complete the work you started when this is all over you will be begging
01:04me to help you 34 000 people lived here after the war you never heard of the new california republic
01:11shady sands your father burned that city to the ground
01:17i did what was necessary to save our people
01:21i wonder if anyone survived i did i met someone
01:28there's nowhere safe max and there's no leaving we'll see
01:33is that a fusion core you don't see those around much anymore do you
01:41cold fusion
01:44what do you suppose your brotherhood would do with infinite power
01:50is that their leader you killed her
01:54no dain all hail maximus that shall be night hereafter
02:00together we will take power and with it we will start a new brotherhood
02:08with me as its head and you as its sword
02:13your entire life you've been looking for a home
02:18build one with me
02:48See the pyramids along the Nile
02:59Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle
03:05Just remember, darling, all the while
03:12You belong to me
03:17See the marketplace in old Algiers
03:26Send me photographs and souvenirs
03:31Just remember when a dream appears
03:38You belong to me
03:42No trace of rats. Incredible.
03:44Hey, oh, babe, there's even more clean water down there than we thought. I mean, no one will ever have to worry about rationing it again. We can grow more crops. We can have another kid.
03:58As soon as she figure out how to push a baby out of your own ass.
04:01You belong to me
04:10Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:14Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:20Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:26Patrolling the Mojave amongst the allies
04:30Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
04:34Patrolling the Mojave amidst pilemania
04:35Patrolling the Mojave ons
04:36so much
04:37Patrolling the Mojave
04:39Patrolling the Mojave
04:39Patrolling the Mojave
04:39Patrolling the Mojave
04:40Patrollees
04:40Pat logistics
04:41Patませ
04:42Patrice
04:43Pat log
04:48Yeah, I'm sorry.
04:50All right.
04:52Stay cool, buddy.
04:54Excuse me. Hey.
04:56Excuse me.
04:58Somebody call the doc?
05:00He's on his way.
05:02Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:06Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:10Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
05:14Help.
05:18What is this?
05:36Everyone run!
05:38Run!
05:42Go home.
05:44Go to your mom!
05:46Go!
06:04Okay. Okay. All right.
06:06Okay.
06:08Be calm down.
06:18Okay.
06:26Okay.
06:28Hey, go get your kid.
06:30Oh, God.
06:32No.
06:34That's okay. Come here.
06:36That's okay.
06:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:40Come here.
06:42Okay.
06:44It's okay.
06:46Okay.
06:48It's okay.
06:50It's okay.
06:51It's okay.
06:52Okay.
06:53It's okay.
06:54It's okay.
06:55It's okay.
06:56It's okay.
06:57Okay.
06:58It's okay.
06:59It's okay.
07:00Okay, son.
07:01Don't be scared.
07:02Now, listen.
07:04I would need you to stay in here.
07:06Okay?
07:07Somebody's gonna come get you out.
07:08But until then...
07:10I need you to eat and drink very slowly.
07:17Okay?
07:18Don't be scared.
07:19It's safe in there.
07:21Okay.
07:22Come here.
07:23You are a good boy.
07:26And one day, you will be a good man.
07:30Come on.
07:31Let's get in here.
07:32Come on.
07:33Let's get in here.
07:34Now, listen.
07:35It can be tough out there.
07:37But...
07:38As long as we leave it...
07:40A little bit better than we found it.
07:43We did okay.
07:45Teddy!
07:46No!
07:57I'm just getting started.
08:00Okay.
08:01We did good.
08:02We raced him.
08:03Hey.
08:30Dad?
08:31Yeah?
08:32Come read to me.
08:33Okey-dokey.
08:34All right.
08:35What book shall we read, Lucy?
08:36Ah!
08:37The Wind in the Willows.
08:38When's mom coming back?
08:39When's mom coming back?
08:40Come read to me!
08:46Okey-dokey.
08:51All right, what book shall we read, Lucy?
08:54Ah, The Wind in the Willows.
08:56When's mom coming back?
09:10The Wind in the Willows
09:40a few weeks ago now.
09:42We're gonna do this for a while.
09:48All right.
09:51I think we are going back.
09:52Here we go.
09:58Bye, hi.
09:59That's what we came for?
10:27Doesn't matter.
10:29Back it up and report to the Verde version.
10:59From the reference to this story, we were able to do something.
11:02Back it up and report to the Verde version of the Verde version of the Verde version.
11:07Back it up and report to the Verde version of the Verde version of the Verde version.
13:11Brotherhood has become scattered, broken into dozens of rival chapters, but now we have
13:23the strength to unify them under one banner here with the mightiest arsenal in history
13:31at our disposal.
14:54Together, we'll be right back.
15:25Water.
15:45Were you always this rude?
15:48I'm guessing not.
15:52Look, your family may very well still be out there.
15:55I've seen enough by now to know that nearly anything's possible,
15:57but one thing I wouldn't count on is them appreciating the kind of person you've become.
16:03I mean, you want them to like you, right?
16:13I'm just saying a little bit of kindness can go a long way.
16:16Charles Dickens actually wrote a whole book about it, if you're interested.
16:19Nope.
16:20And by the third ghost, he was pretty much cured.
16:23I think it's coming from inside.
16:43Empathy's like mud.
16:44You lose your boots in that stuff.
16:46I'm not just going to let someone die while I listen to him scream.
16:52Oak's been screaming for 200 fucking years.
16:56Did it ever occur to you that if you helped them, they would stop?
17:00You want to know what I was like before the war?
17:03I was just like you.
17:06Stupid.
17:07Help!
17:20Help!
17:20Help!
17:22Help!
17:23Help!
17:23Waste of time.
17:34Doing the right thing is never a waste of time.
17:40Help!
17:57Help!
18:05Help!
18:08Help!
18:11Help!
18:16Help!
18:17We need medicine!
18:20What happened here?
18:21Tunics.
18:25You off the far west, ain't you?
18:29I ignore him.
18:30I got one stem pipe left, okay?
18:32Okay.
18:33Well, that would be a profound misallocation of resources.
18:36Folks in them outfits don't deserve saving.
18:41Here.
18:47Another one.
18:52Let me help you up there, cowboy.
18:57Help!
18:58Help!
19:04But you did lead us to Dunn.
19:12No, no!
19:13Not her too!
19:28No, no!
19:42What is that?
19:58They're back!
19:59No, no!
20:04We're back!
20:06We're back!
20:07Oh, my God.
20:37Here's the cover of me.
21:07Oh shit, fuck off!
21:23Lower arms!
21:32Son of a bitch!
21:38That hurts us!
22:01Fuck you, sweetheart!
22:08Oh!
22:19Give me your stem pack.
22:22Help me!
22:28I only have one.
22:29Please!
22:30Give it to me.
22:31I...
22:33Please!
22:34Give it to me.
22:41Fuck you.
22:43She'll die without it.
22:45You won't.
22:50You're welcome.
22:52We'll get hold of your people, okay?
22:57Golden rule, motherfucker.
23:03That rule...
23:04is for people.
23:07You're disgusting.
23:08Cruel.
23:10I am nothing like you.
23:13Come on.
23:18Which is why, when I get her home, I'll come back for you.
23:23Give you a little time to think about the consequences of your actions.
23:26I wouldn't worry about him.
23:37He's very durable.
23:38He'll be...
23:39He'll be fine.
23:40I wasn't worried about him.
23:43That's fair.
23:44I won't.
23:46I can't.
23:47I can't.
23:48I can't...
23:50I can't.
23:52But...
23:54You have to know them.
23:56That's not according to your actions.
23:58No, no, no, no.
24:00No, you're not.
24:02In the past, you have to know them,
24:06you're not to know them.
24:08It's just an obvious answer,
24:09you're not to know them for them.
24:11Oh, my God.
24:41Where's Bud Askins? Has anyone seen Bud Askins?
24:57I'm sorry, why are we all here?
24:59I thought this was going to be more of a one-by-one situation.
25:03There's been a change of plan.
25:04Should I be able to see by now?
25:07Relax, Claudia. There's been a change of plans, obviously.
25:09Jeez.
25:11Is she good?
25:15I'm okay.
25:16Everyone, if I can just try and explain.
25:19If they thought everyone at once, that must mean it's Reclamation Day.
25:24About that.
25:27It's been 200 years since you were frozen.
25:30It is Reclamation Day.
25:32But unfortunately, Bud Askins is, uh, uh, Bud Askins is dead.
25:47What?
25:50Oh, no.
25:52So if we could just try and remain calm.
25:55We need to figure out a way to get out of here.
25:58Together.
25:59Get out of here? Wait, wait, wait.
26:01You're saying we're trapped?
26:02Is there someone else that we can speak to about this?
26:06Please.
26:09Please.
26:11Please, no.
26:12What are we going to do?
26:12Oh.
26:12I can't believe this.
26:16Oh, my God.
26:18Um, just try and stay focused.
26:21Um, someone ate all the crackers from my welcoming kit?
26:25We're all going to die.
26:26We're all going to die.
26:27We're all going to die.
26:27We're all going to die.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:59Oh, my God.
27:02Oh, my God.
27:11Uh, my God.
27:14Oh, my God.
27:16We're all going to die based on the way.
27:17What?
27:17I don't want to die.
27:18What?
27:19Oh, my God.
27:20Uh, my God.
27:21Lord, I version it now.
27:22All of you and I can talk to you.
27:23I got a lot of attention.
27:24Oh, my God.
27:25Oh, my God.
27:26Oh, my God.
27:27Let's go.
27:57Let's go.
28:27Let's go.
28:57Let's go.
29:27Let's go.
29:56Let's go.
30:26Let's go.
30:56Let's go.
31:26Let's go.
31:28Everything will do with it.
31:30Nothing good.
31:32Why do you do that?
31:44Why do you do that?
31:46Because it's important.
31:48Because it's important.
31:53What is our duty?
31:54To fix the fallen world?
31:57Sometimes.
31:59Sometimes.
32:01In order to make a big problem something you can handle, you gotta make it small.
32:06So we start by bettering ourselves.
32:09And you can do that in all sorts of ways, you know?
32:12Self-discipline, generosity, valor.
32:15And not smelling really bad.
32:23Dismissed.
32:27It's always gonna get dirty again.
32:28It's always gonna get dirty again.
32:39It's always gonna get dirty again.
32:51Better to polish dirty steel and have it stay clean.
32:53Used to quit the codex to each other as a joke.
32:56I've seen what it's like out there.
32:58The brotherhood is as good as it gets.
33:00I'm just trying to make it better.
33:02It couldn't have been all bad out there.
33:04You met that girl.
33:13She left.
33:14And maybe she's still out there.
33:16I have duties here.
33:22Listen.
33:23I've read the comms.
33:24Quintus called for this meeting, but he didn't tell the Commonwealth.
33:29He's breaking chain of command.
33:32Max, the Commonwealth isn't going to let him seize power without a war.
33:37Is that what you want?
33:40You said it yourself.
33:42There's nowhere safe out there.
33:44Not as long as there's people out there who would...
33:49If the brotherhood can keep history from repeating itself,
33:53then my job is to help them do that.
34:02And look on the other.
34:03…
34:20If you, believe me, has won!
34:21Welcome to all who've traveled from afar
34:44for this most auspicious meeting.
34:47From the Grand Canyon,
34:49from Yosemite, from Coronado.
34:53It's been decades since we gathered
34:57to renew our shared and noble purpose.
35:02Thanks to the efforts of the Knights of our chapter,
35:06the axis of power has shifted in the Brotherhood.
35:10Where the hell is the Commonwealth, Quintus?
35:13They should be here.
35:15And if they were here, what would happen?
35:17Hmm?
35:19They would take the relic and give us nothing in return.
35:23Does that seem fair to you?
35:26No.
35:27That's taxation without representation.
35:29It's un-American.
35:31But what you're suggesting would lead to civil war.
35:34With the Commonwealth.
35:36Ha!
35:37They kick our fucking asses.
35:39Not if we stand together
35:41with the power of the cold fusion diode,
35:45we can power air...
35:47armor.
35:49We can't defeat the Commonwealth.
35:53United under a common banner.
35:56Your banner.
35:57Ha!
35:58Ha!
35:59Ha!
36:00Ha!
36:01Ha!
36:02Ha!
36:03Ha!
36:04Ha!
36:05Ha!
36:06Ha!
36:07Ha!
36:08Ha!
36:09Ha!
36:10The chapters have grown apart over the years.
36:12And mine doesn't go in for any of this religious shit.
36:15Yeah.
36:16Where we come from,
36:18women don't get to talk, cunt.
36:21Ha!
36:22Ha!
36:23Keep talking and I'll carve you one.
36:25Whoa!
36:26Whoa!
36:27Look, the Commonwealth pretty much lets the canyon rule itself.
36:31So, as far as we're concerned, everyone else,
36:33don't fuck themselves.
36:35Especially you.
36:36You just like that they let you fuck robots.
36:38That was one squire, and he was well within his rights.
36:41Unbelievable.
36:42We waste some precious resources coming here,
36:43and I'm not doing anything with that gaff.
36:45Hey, don't you come back!
36:46I'm not letting them fucking...
36:51Yes.
36:55We have our differences.
36:58But there is something we all agree on.
37:08Power.
37:16How many of those can you make?
37:18More than all of human history could ever consume.
37:27The Codex does say that violence against a fellow brother is forbidden.
37:37But I suppose the Codex is open to interpretation.
37:44Yeah, that.
37:48Fuck the Commonwealth.
37:50Then it's decided.
37:55Let's drink to it.
37:57Bottom's up.
37:58Yeah.
38:00Fuck the Commonwealth.
38:15I like your outfit.
38:17Gracias.
38:19You speak Latin?
38:20Good for you.
38:21I'm a schoolteacher myself, so education is very important to me.
38:24You're a kindly profligate.
38:32I'm headed to Las Vegas.
38:34You shouldn't.
38:35Oh, I have to.
38:36I'm looking for someone.
38:38You should go home.
38:40I wouldn't want to see you get raped by the wrong people.
38:44I will bear that in mind.
38:46I will bear that in mind.
39:02Munch.
39:07Hello?
39:08This is not what I signed up for.
39:18I want to go back.
39:20How do I turn my cryo-taper back on?
39:22That's not how it works.
39:23If you could just listen to me.
39:26Listen to me!
39:29Who even are you?
39:31Seriously.
39:32I'm the product of 200 years of genetic engineering.
39:41Part of a race of supermanagers.
39:44And all of you have been selected to be my staff.
39:48You think we've been left locked in Vault 31 by accident?
39:52You think Bud Askins made mistakes?
39:55Never.
39:57No chance.
39:58Well...
39:59Oh, my God. Claudia, we're trying to have a conversation here.
40:00Now she may have a point.
40:04I assume some of the things he said seem downright outlandish.
40:08But look at where we are.
40:10We're standing in the product of his life's work.
40:13We are his life's work.
40:16That's to count for something.
40:21This is Bud's final test.
40:26If I can lead you all to finding our way out of here,
40:28we'll have proven ourselves worthy to carry on Vault-Tec's corporate strategy.
40:34Together.
40:37And those of you who work quickly,
40:39and as a team,
40:41will receive these merit dots.
40:43Oh.
40:45Merit dots?
40:46Oh.
40:49Wait.
40:50I took notes at a meeting with the company that installed ventilation.
40:53Dibs on ventilation.
40:54Oh, the fire suppression system.
40:56Maybe we can get some water from there.
40:58Maybe we can throw underground and make a tunnel.
41:00I'll hack you over some time.
41:01I'll take it.
41:02I'll take it.
41:03More lines of security.
41:04More lines of security.
41:05But we're casting us on.
41:06So we're going to have to go now.
41:08Yeah.
41:09Thanks, Scott.
41:10I'm doing a lot of research.
41:12So we can either do her or do the air force.
41:14We can't land on this trip.
41:15They can do energy.
41:16I'll do that for the company.
41:17I can do the great work.
41:18I think we can have to get some water on the floor.
41:20We can do energy.
41:21We can also get some water.
41:22We can do energy.
41:23We can do energy.
41:25We can do energy.
41:26We can drain gas Department of Eduard�.
41:28We can do energy.
41:30We can do energy.
41:31The vision's still a little fuzzy.
41:44Well, you know what they say.
41:48Have a glass of champagne.
41:50Who are you?
41:53My name is Henry McLean.
41:55Henry.
41:56I prefer Hank.
41:57Hank.
41:59Is it Reclamation Day?
42:01Yes, it is Reclamation Day,
42:05just not quite the way we thought it would be.
42:09I've been running an experiment here,
42:12and it's not going well.
42:14The mice are so small.
42:16They're tiny.
42:18It's a very fiddly business.
42:21Okay.
42:22I think there's been some sort of mistake.
42:25I signed up for the Voltec Premium Elite Plus.
42:29Did you read the fine print?
42:31Yes?
42:33Well, I didn't.
42:35I prefer the classics.
42:38So much has changed since you went under.
42:42But it's what stayed the same that concerns me.
42:47Old habits, I guess.
42:48But I am optimistic that we will be able to work out the cakes.
42:59I noticed on your file that you had a family,
43:04but you only bought a ticket for one.
43:06I thought it was expensive.
43:09I thought it was expensive.
43:12You can't put a price on family, Steve.
43:14We were very clear about that in the advertisements.
43:17Family is the first building block of civilization.
43:22What are you doing?
43:23I'm improving a piece of outdated technology.
43:31Civilization.
43:34It hasn't worked out so far.
43:36But if at first you don't succeed...
43:38It's dry, dry again.
43:58Hello?
44:13Hello?
44:13Hello?
44:13I realize we all have our cultural differences,
44:42but just so you know, I am nice.
45:12You've got to spread joy, up to the maximum, bring gloom, down to the minimum, have faith,
45:24a pandemonium liable to walk upon the sea, to illustrate my last remark, Jonah and...
45:34I found a ladder!
45:46Lead the way, boss.
46:04It's going down.
46:34It's going down.
46:58Let's go.
47:28It's so dirty.
47:52Oh man, the mall's gone.
47:58It's beautiful.
48:00It's beautiful.
48:02It's beautiful.
48:04It's beautiful.
48:06It's beautiful.
48:08It's beautiful.
48:10It's beautiful.
48:12It's beautiful.
48:14It's beautiful.
48:16It's beautiful.
48:18It's beautiful.
48:20It's beautiful.
48:22It's beautiful.
48:24It's beautiful.
48:26It's beautiful.
48:28It's beautiful.
48:30It's beautiful.
48:38It is beautiful.
48:40Take that!
48:54Who's next?
48:59You the one who killed that NCR bitch?
49:02Moldover?
49:04Moldover.
49:06I did.
49:07Yeah, I did that.
49:08Bet I could mash you.
49:11Probably.
49:26Alright, let me get my armor.
49:29No armor.
49:31Bareback.
49:38No armor!
49:39No armor!
49:41Use them!
49:44Use them!
49:46Go ahead!
49:53Wake up!
49:55Help me.
49:56Just runs away from them.
49:57Run!
49:58Go ahead!
50:00Geversack, Gears, Gears
50:03Jeu!
50:04No!
50:34Look out!
51:04No!
51:08No!
51:12No!
51:34No!
52:04No!
52:24Sorry to interrupt.
52:27Paladin Harkness, liaison from the Commonwealth.
52:34I understand we're discussing a civil war.
52:38I must not have gotten my invitation.
52:43And yet here you are.
52:49Welcome.
52:50Come on everybody, clap your hands.
52:54Ah, you're looking good.
52:56I'm going to sing my song.
52:58It won't take long.
52:59We're going to do the twist and it goes like this.
53:03Come on, let's twist again.
53:05We're going to do the twist and it goes like this.
53:06Come on, let's twist again.
53:07Like we did last summer.
53:08Yeah, let's twist again.
53:10Like we did last year.
53:12Do you remember when we were there?
53:14Yeah, let's twist again.
53:16Like we did last summer.
53:17Yeah, let's twist again.
53:18Like we did last year.
53:19Do you remember when we were there?
53:21Yeah, let's twist again.
53:22Like we did last year.
53:23Do you remember when we were there?
53:25Yeah, let's twist again.
53:26When we were there.
53:27Do you remember when we were there?
53:34Yeah, let's twist again.
53:36Twist the time is here.
53:38Down and down, up and down we go again.
53:45Oh, baby, make me know you love me so.
53:49And then twist again.
53:53Like we did last summer.
53:55Come on, let's twist again
53:58That's what you're laughing at
54:01Do you remember when things were really humming?
54:07Come on, let's twist again
54:10Twist the time is here
54:25Twist the time is here
54:55Twist the time is here
55:25Twist the time is here
55:47Twist the time is here
55:49Twist the time is here
55:51Twist the time is here
55:53Twist the time is here
55:55Twist the time is here
55:57Twist the time is here
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