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Christmas Movie 2025
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00:00How do you always do this?
00:02I'm coming up from here!
00:04Oi, no TikTok before stopping!
00:06No, no, no, no, no, I'm not!
00:08Come on, we even think you've got two minutes!
00:10Give it a rescue!
00:20What?
00:22So much to do.
00:24Therefore not Christmas drinks at Becky's.
00:26Arcelad, don't you get Christmas drinks at Becky's?
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:31Get your clothes down and get downstairs!
00:33Yeah!
00:35I don't wanna link, I don't wanna build,
00:37no, I don't wanna meet up.
00:39I don't wanna...
00:40Come on, come on, quick, quick, quick, because we're late.
00:42Anna, could you come here, really?
00:44Nearly there, last day of term.
00:46That's pretty.
00:47What?
00:48Hiya.
00:49Well, that's nice Christmassy music.
00:51Have you put more decorations on?
00:53I'm wasting my money here.
00:55No money.
00:57Can you tell me something?
00:58What does this have to do with the miraculous birth?
01:01Oh, don't stop.
01:02They're gonna be doing that again.
01:03Really?
01:04Either you hate Christmas because you don't celebrate it,
01:06or you hate it because you're a tight ass.
01:08Which one is it?
01:09This is not about hate, okay?
01:10I just have reason to believe that this time period here
01:12was not Jesus, peace be upon him, his real birthday,
01:14is all I'm saying.
01:16Who told you that?
01:17That Orthodox priests tell me friends with on Instagram.
01:19Dad, you shouldn't be making friends with strangers on the internet.
01:22Especially priests.
01:23Alright.
01:24And this please my loves?
01:25Mm-mm.
01:26What if I bribe you?
01:27I'm gonna need specifics.
01:29You can wax your dad's ear holes again.
01:31No, you're not doing that.
01:32Deal.
01:33Thank you very much.
01:34It's so cute.
01:37It's too cute.
01:39It's killing me.
01:40Right, come and get these out of me hairdo now.
01:41Now, you do look cute though, you know.
01:43Disalong to Mum.
01:44Salam, Mum.
01:45Salam, my darlings.
01:46Have your breakfast.
01:51Dad, I need some new school shoes.
01:53Same.
01:54Well, I'll still buy my underwear on eBay,
01:56so you're gonna have to wait.
02:06What do you think?
02:07Oh, Mum.
02:08You like it?
02:09The treat is lovely.
02:15Yes!
02:16That's it.
02:17Stand there.
02:18Say, Merry Christmas!
02:19Merry Christmas!
02:20Merry Christmas!
02:21Oh, look, Dad!
02:24Let me prove it, please.
02:25I can't prove these in my own house.
02:27Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas!
02:36We start Friday, you man.
02:37Let's go!
02:38What do you want to win from my guy?
02:40Yeah?
02:41You see how I do?
02:42Aye, aye, aye.
02:43Do you want one about the CEO?
02:46Ah, you want one about the boss?
02:47Haughtry?
02:48Haughtry.
02:49Not blaming on Haughtry.
02:50Blaming on Haughtry.
02:51Haughtry?
02:52Here we go.
02:53Let's zone.
02:54Here we go.
02:55The CEO is called Haughta the Tree.
02:57Mum better not come round here and mess with me.
03:00I'll give him uppercuts like one, two, three.
03:03Come on, I'm floating like a butterfly and stinging like a...
03:06Caterpillar.
03:08It's P.
03:11Capitals don't float, do they, Sharon?
03:13No, but I liked it.
03:14I still liked it.
03:15Then we settle.
03:16We settle.
03:18Come on, come on.
03:22Bro.
03:23Yeah, bro.
03:24I'm telling you now, I turned 200 quid into a grand in six days with that new Chinese crypto.
03:29Can you?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Why are you still living at home with your nanny?
03:33Because she's got a brand new 88-inch plasma, right?
03:36And when we watch the chase, we can see Bradley Walsh's individual nose, hairs.
03:4088-inch plasma, yeah?
03:42Yeah, man.
03:43Okay.
03:44Uh, Darren?
03:45Yeah?
03:46It says here that plasma TVs ceased to be sold in the UK in 2014.
03:51You're lying.
03:52You've got to stop this lying.
03:53HR already spoke to you about this.
03:55Stop lying in my office.
03:57I'm not lying about the crypto, and I might have exaggerated about the TV.
04:00I'm gonna go make a cup of tea and take five.
04:02Yeah?
04:03Make one for your nan as well.
04:06You're lucky I like you.
04:09Bonuses are in.
04:149.50.
04:15What more to get?
04:178.70.
04:18Why don't you get more?
04:19Patrick, what'd you get?
04:21I got 9.60.
04:22Pretty happy with that.
04:23There you are.
04:24Ahsan, Christmas bonuses are in.
04:25Ahsan.
04:26Why is it why you're asking me questions?
04:27What's that?
04:28Huh?
04:29Money?
04:30Do me a favour, bro.
04:31Just watch my desk for a minute.
04:32I need to go for a meeting.
04:33Jay?
04:34Jamie?
04:35At least you photocopied your hand this time.
04:36Get in the office.
04:37Jay?
04:38Yeah?
04:39They've given me an 8,000 pound bonus.
04:40What?
04:41Yes?
04:42Eight bags!
04:43Why are you so loud?
04:44Are you kidding me?
04:45What?
04:46What?
04:47What?
04:48What?
04:49What?
04:50What do you think?
04:51What's my safety?
04:52I've got a copy of your hand this time.
04:53Get in the office.
04:54Jay?
04:55Yeah?
04:56They give me an 8,000 pound bonus.
04:59What?
05:00Yes!
05:01Eight bags!
05:02Why are you so loud?
05:03Are you kidding me?
05:04Oh, my days, blood, mashallah!
05:05Mashallah!
05:06We need to celebrate.
05:07We could go mental.
05:08I probably shouldn't be spending money like this.
05:10I'm gonna do anything.
05:11You wanna be stupid?
05:12What was your name?
05:13Yeah, I'm gonna get a copy of your hand this time.
05:14Get in the office.
05:15Jay?
05:15Jay?
05:16Yeah?
05:17I probably shouldn't be spending the money like this.
05:19We can do anything we like. We can travel to Mexico, go to Darfur.
05:23We can go glamping in Dartford.
05:26Spend quality time together, bro.
05:28You're around me, you, your sister, the kids.
05:31Forget the kids, forget them. Just me and you.
05:34Me and you! Me and you, brother!
05:36It's just us two. You get me?
05:38We could go Kazakhstan. We could go Uzbekistan.
05:41Any of the stands? Mongolia.
05:43That's not a stand. I don't care.
05:45It's a holier. There's only one holier.
05:47Let me think about it, yeah? Yeah?
05:49Live.
05:50Laugh.
05:52Laugh.
05:54Go on. Yes. Let's be quiet.
05:55Glamping in Dartford.
05:57I'm so proud of you. Are you?
05:59I'm so proud of you. I'm proud of me too.
06:02I'm so proud. I'm proud of me.
06:03I'm proud of you, man. I'm so proud of you.
06:07My boy. My boy.
06:09Hey, let's get a takeaway tonight to celebrate.
06:12Jamie, go home. That sounds good.
06:13I might get something from the fridge.
06:16Poor lad. Still eating these feelings, huh?
06:19After your mum and dad.
06:21Yeah, thanks.
06:22Anyway, here's what we're going to do with the money, OK?
06:24Yeah.
06:25We're going to pay off some debts.
06:26All right.
06:27And we're going to save some for a rainy day. How about that?
06:30Men talking sense.
06:31Oh, yeah.
06:32Like, always. There's never a lot of time.
06:35Um, have you always got something in there?
06:37What's up with that?
06:39Why don't we go on holiday?
06:40You're taking a mick?
06:41Abroad.
06:43Like a proper holiday. Not camping.
06:45We can't afford abroad, hon.
06:47We can.
06:48We can't.
06:48I mean, it's with love.
06:50It's not going to be with love, but go on.
06:51Don't you think that this relationship could do with a kick up the arse?
06:56I don't know why you keep saying that.
06:58You say that every few weeks, you know?
07:00This don't need no kick up no arses, yeah?
07:03Me and you, we've got chemistry.
07:07Put it there, pal.
07:07Is this it?
07:08Good lad.
07:09Do you feel that?
07:10Yeah.
07:10Yeah, no, you're right.
07:11I do feel that every time I see you at the fridge drinking milk straight from the bottle.
07:14Don't drink straight from the bottle.
07:15Yeah, you do.
07:16I just sky it.
07:17I don't lips the bottle.
07:17And I told the girls not to lips the bottle either.
07:19Wow, lovely.
07:20That's nice, isn't it?
07:21Well, look at us.
07:21What?
07:22Is this where we are?
07:24Arguing about milk?
07:25Where's the joy?
07:27Where is this actually going?
07:29What?
07:31We should go to Lapland.
07:33We are not.
07:34What?
07:35We should go to Lapland.
07:36No.
07:37That's exactly what we should do.
07:38We should not exactly do that.
07:39Because mum always wanted to take the kids there, but she never made it.
07:43I know she never made it because she died.
07:45But we could go and make more memories with the kids.
07:48That'd be so nice.
07:49Because at the moment, their main childhood memory is that you shit yourself in Nando's.
07:54Never shit myself in Nando's.
07:55I shit myself outside Nando's.
07:57And I always regretted not making more memories with mum, and now she's, you know.
08:04Thanks.
08:06Look, Becky took her lot last year and she said the puddings were massive.
08:11I see what you're doing here.
08:12You're a very smart lady, but I can't do it, Han.
08:15I can't do it.
08:17Fine.
08:18You're absolutely right.
08:19We'll just stay here and do what we normally do.
08:21Yeah?
08:21Nativity, choir, stupid jumpers.
08:25We'll go over to Aunty Janet's for mince pie.
08:27I like Aunty Janet.
08:29I know you love Aunty Janet's.
08:30I like her.
08:31Yeah.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Sit down and watch GB News with Uncle Colin.
08:34It was December 24th when Hollis happened to dark.
08:38When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park.
08:41I approached him very slowly with my heart full of fear.
08:43Looked at his dog, oh my God.
08:45A ill reindeer.
08:50It's a reindeer.
08:51It's a real reindeer.
08:52Are you looking at that?
08:54Then you've never seen a brown brother in Laplam.
08:56Before, who threw that?
08:57Oh, it's my children.
08:58We could take a reindeer ride to the Northern Lights.
09:01You know what I'd rather do?
09:03I'd rather watch the chase with Darren and his nan on the 80-inch plasma.
09:07Come on, Scrooge McDuck.
09:09Look where we are.
09:11We're in the home of Christmas.
09:13Why is it so cold?
09:14Come on, let's check in.
09:16These are too heavy, man.
09:18You should have gone Mongolian.
09:20It's the only oleon, man.
09:21You better watch out.
09:23You better not cry.
09:24You better not cry.
09:25I'm telling you why.
09:29Pale is temporary, yeah?
09:31Class is permanent, yeah?
09:33No!
09:34It's fully aged.
09:39Yay!
09:42Your baby girl, it stinks, doesn't it?
09:44No, it's so cute.
09:51No, it's so cute.
09:53Go slowly, go slowly, baby, go slowly, baby.
09:55Go slowly, baby, go slowly, baby.
09:56All right, man.
09:59You having fun?
10:01Yeah.
10:01Oh, okay.
10:02Come on.
10:03You're better, you're better, you're both.
10:05What's been for life?
10:13When was the last time Austin went out for dinner?
10:15Oh, we had that muffin at the Big Asda in 2014, eh?
10:23Anyway, don't go getting any ideas, yeah?
10:25Ordering starters and that, they're expensive.
10:27Oh, you're such a flirt.
10:29And look at this place.
10:30Bloody whiter than a front row at a Taylor Swift gig.
10:33You love Swifty.
10:34I do a bit, yeah, I do.
10:35Look, can you stop moaning for five minutes?
10:38It's supposed to be a proper treat.
10:42And it's the food.
10:43What?
10:44It's...
10:45It's gonna be bland.
10:46What do you mean by that?
10:47You know what I mean by that?
10:48Spit it out.
10:49Because white people can't cook.
10:50Oh!
10:51Racist.
10:52I said was.
10:54Wow.
10:59But hang on, so why did Jamie give your boss a lap down?
11:02Because he's an idiot, okay?
11:04So we're there at the Christmas party.
11:05Hawtree, the boss, is eating mince pies, all right?
11:08He drops the crumbs on his lap.
11:10Hawtree's innocently just wiping the crumbs away like this, yeah?
11:13Your brother thinks this means give me a lap dance.
11:15He comes running from the other side of the room, he jumps on Hawtree, starts brooking
11:19his back off, aww, to Cliff Richard songs.
11:21Why did Noah stop him?
11:23Because it was funny.
11:24And we was recording it, so...
11:26You see?
11:30We don't laugh like this at the big house, do we?
11:33We don't.
11:37And I'm sorry.
11:37Aw.
11:39But right now, I'm hungry.
11:41I don't wanna eat.
11:42I'm hungry.
11:42Wagyu burgers.
11:44You wanna eat a Wagyu burger?
11:45Wagyu burgers?
11:46They're not cheap.
11:47Who are you?
11:48What have you done with my husband?
11:49Can we have an affair?
11:52Let's have one.
11:54Yeah.
11:56Bro?
11:58Bro?
12:01Watch this.
12:01Excuse me, sir!
12:05Where it is?
12:06Tell me, sir, have you been naughty or nice this year?
12:11I mean, like, sexually or what?
12:13What kind of question is that at the dinner table?
12:15It's a Christmas thing we need to say to our customers.
12:19Have you been naughty or nice?
12:21Naughty, probably, isn't it, mostly?
12:22He's naughty.
12:23He's a very naughty boy.
12:25I'm taking Christmas serious, Randy.
12:27I feel like I'm getting radicalised.
12:28It doesn't really do, Christmas.
12:30Oh, oh, I see.
12:33Apologies.
12:34It's all good.
12:34It's all good.
12:36I'll have you hang up your stocking.
12:46Two wagyu burgers, please.
12:47Oh, thank you.
12:48Thank you, my guy.
12:49Now, thank you, bro.
12:50Yeah, yeah, that's it.
12:52Bless him.
12:53Listen, you have to finish up dinner here, yeah?
12:56Yeah.
12:56We've got a little idea.
12:58Me and you.
12:59But the idea, my guess, on a naughty list.
13:03Go!
13:04No, no pushy.
13:09No pushy.
13:10I don't like it.
13:15Go, go, go!
13:17I'm going to throw my back out for a stupid flippin' ice slide.
13:28I hate this holiday.
13:33I love this holiday.
13:36Little donkey, little donkey.
13:41You're a big donkey.
13:43Why are you so heavy for a skinny lady?
13:45You're so heavy for a skinny lady.
13:46To the glitzy!
13:47Yeah!
13:53Biscuit coma?
13:54We tried to stop him.
13:55But in the end, he paid us a cuddy biscuit.
13:57Did he?
13:59My little entrepreneurs.
14:01I love that.
14:02We made those.
14:03You did?
14:04Dad, I want to know if car one and the wi-fi's down.
14:07Wow.
14:08Don't you worry about it.
14:10Because your dad is going to buy you some data roaming.
14:13Oh, I'm spending the bread, baby.
14:14Man like Dan making moves for the data roaming.
14:17Well, for you, anything, baby.
14:19And guess what?
14:20Sky Blues have just won 4-1.
14:23Yes!
14:23I feel like a dad in one of those Christmas adverts.
14:26There's not many brown dads in the adverts, but if there was, I'd feel like him.
14:31Oh.
14:32What are you on your phone for?
14:33Just getting bare messages from work, so...
14:35We're all just bare fireworks outside, so...
14:37Come on.
14:38You need these hats and these gloves, babe.
14:40It's cold out.
14:41Love you. Enjoy the data roaming.
14:43Bye. Love you, girls.
14:44You've got your gloves, you've got your hats.
14:45It's freezing out there.
14:52Oh!
14:52Huh?
14:53Come on!
14:54I'll be there soon.
14:55Love you, girls!
14:58Jay.
14:59Jay.
15:01Free biscuits, Jay!
15:03Listen to this.
15:04Due to a systems error, your annual bonus was incorrect.
15:08You received £8,000 rather than the designated £800.
15:12As a result, you owe recruiting max £7,200.
15:17This amount must be returned immediately.
15:20Failure to do so could result in immediate dismissal and legal action.
15:25Happy Christmas!
15:26This ain't a happy Christmas, Jay.
15:31You are in big trouble.
15:33Such big trouble.
15:34I would not want to be you right now.
15:35I don't want to be me right now.
15:37Everybody get up!
15:48We're going to see Santa!
15:50Well, I wish it could be a surprise every day.
15:57Welcome, welcome.
15:58Welcome to my grotto.
16:00Please sit down.
16:02All of you.
16:02Now, I hope you are all very good children.
16:11What would you like Santa to bring you this Christmas?
16:16I'm thinking like a Porsche.
16:17The elves will try their best.
16:22Excuse me, sister.
16:23Are you okay?
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:25Do you know what I want?
16:27I would like one picture with this guy.
16:29Absolutely!
16:31Let's make that wish come true.
16:33Take a seat.
16:34Smile, everybody!
16:38Merry Christmas!
16:39Thank you so much, Santa.
16:41My absolute pleasure.
16:45This way, this way, this way.
16:49It is real.
16:50Well, just check it.
16:53And ask you something.
16:54Anything you want.
16:57You haven't got like a spare 8,000 pound.
16:59See it in a bar, have you?
17:01No.
17:03No.
17:03No.
17:03No.
17:04Fine.
17:09You're putting it off all day.
17:13You've got to tell her.
17:14I'm not going to tell her nothing.
17:16Why not?
17:18Look how happy she is.
17:21It's going to break her heart.
17:22It's going to break all their hearts.
17:25You can't break it.
17:27I can't.
17:28Leave it.
17:29Han!
17:30Bye-ya.
17:36I love you, man.
17:37I love you.
17:41I've got something to tell you.
17:44I know.
17:46What?
17:46What, what, what, what, what, what, what, do you know?
17:48I know what you're going to say.
17:49Do ya?
17:50It's a lot.
17:52So much.
17:53And you're right.
17:55It is the first time I've felt happy since Mum died.
17:59She would have loved it here.
18:01Right.
18:02And I knew this was the right thing to spend the money on.
18:05Yeah.
18:07I love you.
18:10Come on, Sophie.
18:11Yes.
18:12Get in.
18:13Come on.
18:13It's about being.
18:16And time.
18:17Yes, it's about being.
18:18It's about being.
18:18Fill out, lad.
18:19And fill out my time.
18:21Yeah, dad.
18:22Yeah, dad.
18:23Come on, dad.
18:23Come on, dad.
18:24Come on, dad.
18:25Come on, dad.
18:26Come on, dad.
18:27It's going to be that it can be good and bad, yeah?
18:29Yeah.
18:30I'll tell you what's bad.
18:31No more room service.
18:32What?
18:33No.
18:34What, dad?
18:35No.
18:35Oh, come on.
18:36Excuse me.
18:37Hi.
18:39Oh, sorry.
18:40I hope you don't mind me asking, but I was wondering if you'd do me a favour?
18:45I'm trying to move my sofa away from the window, but I'm not as strong as I used to be.
18:52Think of what I'm thinking?
18:53Yeah.
18:55You got money.
18:56We're out.
18:57Fine.
18:57Ah.
18:58Don't spend no money.
18:59I'm helping the old lady move the sofa.
19:06Thank you so much for helping me with that sofa.
19:09Oh, you're welcome, of course.
19:11Gets me out of kid duty.
19:14Would you like a brownie?
19:15Oh, thank you.
19:17Made in Holland.
19:21Mmm.
19:22Lovely, aren't they?
19:23So good.
19:24These, um, Dutch brownies have they got?
19:28Mmm.
19:36Doesn't this place just warm your heart?
19:40And chafe your skin.
19:42After sledging, you've got arse cheeks like sandpaper.
19:47You've been here before?
19:48Oh, yeah.
19:50Sid and I have been coming here for three decades.
19:54Oh, I thought you were on your own.
19:55Sorry.
19:56I'll leave you to it.
19:57No, no, no, no need.
20:01Sid's very quiet these days.
20:07Meet Sid.
20:09Oh!
20:10Oh.
20:12To Sid.
20:14To Sid.
20:16And arse cheeks like sandpaper.
20:19Hellfire is around the corner for you, mate.
20:35Is that right?
20:37Jimmy, listen to me and listen to me good.
20:39You and me are in this steaming pile of crap together.
20:44What?
20:45Yeah, you heard me.
20:46Are you here on this holiday right now?
20:48Yeah.
20:48Yes, you are.
20:49Which means that technically you owe me 20% and a 7,000 to Japan that I owe recruitment max.
20:55Do you know how much money that is?
20:569,440 pound.
20:58It's bad.
20:59Is it?
21:01Can't we just tell Hannah the truth?
21:03Are you?
21:05Big man, her mum has just died.
21:07That was my mum too.
21:11Yes, she was.
21:11I'm sorry for your last part with her.
21:13All right.
21:14Always playing this music.
21:18Two months from her diagnosis to her funeral.
21:22That's all we got.
21:25And you know what?
21:26I still haven't cried.
21:30Not properly.
21:33I think crying is overrated.
21:37Do you know how I felt after my last massive cry?
21:43Like crying some more.
21:44Exactly.
21:48For weeks after, I would have this dream over and over again.
21:54And she would just walk through the door as if nothing was wrong.
21:59And then I would wake up and realise that she had gone.
22:03I don't know.
22:07Do you know what we need?
22:11More brownies!
22:19Hey.
22:20Oh, here to fix the drains?
22:21Say again?
22:22The block drains.
22:24Okay, sorry.
22:25I thought you were maintenance because you're, you're...
22:26Because what?
22:28Oh, hang on.
22:29You're here because you recognise us.
22:31Ugh.
22:31Sean.
22:32And Sarah.
22:33The wedding dance.
22:34It went viral.
22:35Cousins get married, go dance crazy.
22:37Cousins?
22:38First.
22:39Easy.
22:40If you want a selfie with us, this is the best light.
22:44No, I'm all right, thank you.
22:45Could you just keep the noise down because my children are sleeping?
22:48Is that no one left?
22:48What about a slip-on to you, Elena?
22:50Come on.
22:50Come on.
22:51This is fucked up!
22:54So sorry.
22:55We will keep it down.
22:57Hey, do you want to see our dance before you go?
22:59What?
23:01The one that was at your wedding?
23:03Yeah.
23:03The one that went viral?
23:04Yeah.
23:05Nah, I'm good, thank you.
23:07Every single Christmas for 30 years?
23:10Yeah.
23:10Every year we bought the kids.
23:13Then we bought the grandkids.
23:16Brought.
23:17What?
23:18Brought.
23:19Brought.
23:19Brought.
23:20Brought.
23:20Brought.
23:21Brought.
23:21Oh, what?
23:22Unless you actually came here and brought kids off someone.
23:30Do you enjoy teasing older women?
23:33Oh, sorry.
23:33I guess, um, I guess it was a bit cheeky, wasn't it?
23:38Oh, I suppose I always just, um, just did that with my mum.
23:44Oh, no, oh, no.
23:48Do you know what we need?
23:52More brownies.
23:53No, we don't.
23:54You've had enough.
23:59Have I been here for days?
24:01I've lost the concept of time completely.
24:04I need to go home.
24:06I've had such a lovely night.
24:08Me too.
24:09Don't slip and go ahead first in that fire.
24:11No, I know I absolutely won't.
24:12I've got this.
24:12I've absolutely got this.
24:16I don't know what your husband will say.
24:18Lily, I love you.
24:20I just think this place is so magical.
24:23I love it here.
24:25I never want to leave, Lily.
24:27Any honey crisps?
24:38I love it.
24:56Everyone knows you stole the money, bro.
25:01You all right?
25:02You're mumbling about elves.
25:04Give me six dreams about elves again.
25:08Yeah, yeah.
25:15OK, well, I'll only be an hour.
25:16See you in a bit, OK?
25:17Bye, Mum.
25:18See you later.
25:19The Alpine sauna.
25:20You OK if I go?
25:22Arcelon.
25:24The Alpine sauna.
25:26All right, then.
25:28Then I might, erm, snog the elf at the gift shop.
25:32We'll off with him, yeah?
25:34Yeah.
25:35Yeah?
25:35Yeah?
25:36Yeah.
25:36OK.
25:38You two, come with us.
25:43We'll just finish it.
25:44Now!
25:46What is this?
25:46We know everything.
25:47What?
25:48The bonus, the debt, everything.
25:50How do you know about that?
25:51We read all your work emails when we used your iPad.
25:53Is Lucy's from account still banned from Tinder?
25:55Oh, God.
25:56Oh, my God.
25:57We also know you're keeping it a secret from Mum.
25:59Luckily for you, we've got a plan.
26:04What's the plan again?
26:05We win the money.
26:12Talent shop.
26:13Talent shop?
26:14Girls, we can't do that.
26:15We're serious.
26:16We teach you our TikTok dancers and we win the money.
26:20No, no, no, no, no.
26:20We can't do that, girls.
26:21Everyone loves a performing family.
26:23Do they?
26:25No, no, no, we can't do this, girls.
26:29You're right.
26:30Better off losing your job, your house, your family.
26:34Family.
26:35And going to prison.
26:36Where my teacher says island up.
26:38That's cute.
26:42I'm sorry, Gus.
26:44The thousand euros is not enough anyway.
26:46Welcome to phase two.
26:47You give it to Darren at work and he puts it into the Chinese crypto.
26:51Oi, that is smart.
26:53My little Spartans, come here.
26:54I'm not going to lie.
26:55Oh, and not a word to Mum.
26:58You know what?
26:59I mean, slyly, this could work, you know.
27:01Don't know.
27:01Slyly.
27:02Oh, I'm one of the thing.
27:03You have to get me my own reindeer to take home on the plane.
27:06See, lad.
27:07Let's do it.
27:09Let's do it.
27:10No, no, hold on.
27:11That is smart.
27:11Listen, that's smart.
27:12But the right thing to do, yeah, is tell Hannah.
27:16But are you...
27:18Are you mad?
27:19Tell Hannah.
27:20Look at the year she's had.
27:22She's so happy right now.
27:23Oh, you're doing it too.
27:26That's so cute.
27:26Oh, can't wait.
27:30And can we just say, um, it is so nice to see a family like you here, like blended in
27:35more ways than one.
27:36Yeah, because you're interracial and you're into each other.
27:39No, hold on.
27:41No, there you are.
27:41I'm not a couple.
27:42That's my brodie.
27:42Is that what I'm saying?
27:44Okay.
27:44Enjoy the snow.
27:46I imagine you don't really get that, where you come from.
27:47Yeah.
27:48Now, we've got snow in commentary.
27:49Thank you very much.
27:50Okay.
27:50See you at the show.
27:51See you at the show.
27:54Bye.
27:55So jolly.
27:57How are we going to beat them?
27:58Don't worry about them.
27:59We've got plans.
28:01Come on.
28:01Are you insane?
28:05No, I'm not insane.
28:06I'm just doing what you asked me to do.
28:08I'm out here spending time with the girls and making memories and all that kind of stuff.
28:11I mean this with love.
28:11It's not going to be with love, but go on.
28:13I'm a bit worried.
28:15Oi.
28:16Last time you danced, people thought you were having a seizure.
28:19Okay, everyone.
28:21First, we need to watch the TikTok versions, and then we can start doing rehearsals.
28:27Hi.
28:27Bye.
28:28You little battle.
28:33I don't know about that.
28:35Seven, eight, and one, two, three, and four.
28:38Love it.
28:40Nothing can stop us from winning this.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Three, and four, five, six, seven, seven.
28:47Woo!
28:48Okay.
28:48All right.
28:50Should we go?
28:50Might have some work to do.
28:52Oh, yeah, yeah, come on.
28:53Can I keep you to move?
28:54Oh.
28:56Slap.
28:57Oh.
28:58Pull.
28:59And pull.
28:59Pull.
29:00Pull.
29:00Pull.
29:01Up.
29:01Out.
29:01Pull.
29:02Pull.
29:02Pull.
29:03You're going fast.
29:03You're going fast.
29:04You're going fast.
29:04You're going fast.
29:05Pull.
29:06Six.
29:07Yes!
29:07Oh!
29:08Oh, that's good.
29:08That's not good.
29:09That's not good.
29:10Very, very.
29:11Very, very.
29:11Three, two, one.
29:13Up.
29:13Down.
29:14Pull.
29:14Pull.
29:15Pull.
29:15Dara's saying.
29:16Okay.
29:17Again.
29:17Pull.
29:18Back.
29:19Pull.
29:19Pull.
29:20Pull.
29:20One, two, three, and four.
29:22Up.
29:23Back.
29:23Pull.
29:24Pull.
29:25Back.
29:25Side.
29:26Side.
29:26Side.
29:27Side.
29:27Side.
29:28That's the idiot one, that one, yeah.
29:29Oh!
29:30No!
29:31No!
29:31No!
29:32I knew it.
29:33Oh!
29:34Great.
29:34I think we're good.
29:35I think we're good.
29:37Yeah.
29:43Seriously?
29:45All I'm saying is, hearing six burps isn't the thing I miss most about him.
29:51Although, it's definitely in the top ten.
29:54Even the smell.
29:56I wish I could forget my husband's burps.
30:00I have smelt Sid's burps across six different decades.
30:05Our salons are somewhere between crab sticks and damp.
30:10Nice.
30:13All I'm saying is, you know, seize the day.
30:17You don't know when you're going to miss those burps.
30:20Trust me, I won't.
30:21Trust me, you will.
30:23Me and Sid, we used to ride the reindeer trail.
30:27And every year we used to stop under the northern lights.
30:31And the last thing Sid said to me was that he wanted me to scatter his ashes
30:39under the northern lights.
30:41It's so beautiful.
30:44We must do it.
30:46Don't.
30:51It can be too much.
30:55Thanks for the money, da.
30:57See you later.
30:57They're too powerful.
30:59This secret's got you over a barrel, bruv.
31:02You created monsters.
31:0340 euros for a sandwich and hot chocolate.
31:07I'm going to starve out here, rip boy.
31:08My blood sugar can't handle all that.
31:09What do you want me to do?
31:11These girls have got us down bad, man.
31:12They cleared us out.
31:13Bad down?
31:14I don't want to offend you, but Ramadan is way better vibes than this.
31:17Ramadan would be sick, eh?
31:20Think about it.
31:21Four hours a day, like, the rest of the time.
31:23What are you doing?
31:23You're munching.
31:25And you've got time for the spiritual devotion and self-reflection too, obviously.
31:28Do I need to be sorry?
31:29No.
31:30No.
31:30That's actually a sick idea.
31:32That's a sick idea, right?
31:32It got me a sick idea.
31:33Special hug.
31:34Not right now.
31:35That's fine by me.
31:36It's cool.
31:51That's Sean and Sarah's breakfast.
31:52Intercept.
31:53Intercept.
31:55We'll take this.
31:57Our aunts and uncle love it when we bring them breakfast in the morning.
32:00Oh, excellent.
32:03Saves me seeing their wedding dolls again.
32:06Yeah.
32:08Bye.
32:11Activate operation drain water.
32:13Hi.
32:30Oh.
32:31needs to be for the sockets wow it's both ends i think it's viral a bit like wedding dance
32:50sorry nothing uh get more soon stay hydrated oh there you go yes
32:55oh no okay let's uh let's go win this telecom petition 1 000 euros up for grabs it's not all
33:08about winning you know let's have a good time mom we came here to win all right calm down we're about
33:14to cut these rugs and get this money come on come on come on come on come on come on let's go come on
33:23okay love you love you don't love you
33:30that's not that's not the car
33:41right okay uh thank you to the amazing beverly right okay so next stop
33:55please welcome the full force for rookies
34:01here we go
34:07we don't care if you're age 10 or if you're a senior citizen because we got a beat that just won't
34:13we don't care if you're age 10 or if you're a senior citizen because we got a beat that just won't
34:27end so you better get ready to rock my friends see we got some news that you can use and offer that you can't refuse
34:43we're giving up
35:04Oh yeah!
35:06Oh yeah!
35:08Oh yeah!
35:10Happy!
35:12Sorry, I got lost in the music.
35:14Whoops.
35:20I felt it.
35:22I felt this relationship
35:24with a bit of excitement.
35:26It is the first time
35:28I've felt happy since Mom died.
35:30You stop!
35:32We are in big trouble.
35:34We win the money.
35:36We win the money.
35:38We win!
35:40Melody!
35:42We're playing town.
35:44You can't rip your belt.
35:46See, I'm so mad.
35:48I'm so mad.
35:50I'm so mad.
35:52I'm so mad.
35:54I'm so mad.
35:56I'm so mad.
35:58I'm so mad.
36:00I'm so mad.
36:01And it knows。
36:02So tune the bone.
36:03Folk girl.
36:04He's one of a kind.
36:05And flashes
36:13for the right.
36:14Keep off.
36:16I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go.
36:35Yeah, I promise. It's my name. It's my name.
36:37You juicy mama.
36:40A thousand dollars!
36:42What are you thinking? We should give the prize money to Lily.
36:51Say what?
36:53Hey, girls. You guys just go and live your lives on your devices.
36:57No time limit today, OK? Love you.
37:00Night, my little spies. Love you, darlings. Smashed it.
37:04You're being silly. You're jogging around.
37:06Well, she wants to scatter Sid's ashes under the Northern Lights.
37:09Who is Sid?
37:10For her husband. He's dead.
37:12Oh, come on. It'll be so magical.
37:14We should pay for it.
37:16Why would you say that?
37:17Come on. We can afford it.
37:18We really can't.
37:19We can afford it.
37:20We really can't.
37:21Not right now.
37:22Babe, you're holding a grand in your hand.
37:25Do you know what I mean? It's the right thing to do.
37:26Plus memories are more important than money, aren't they?
37:29Yeah, come on. You know it's gonna feel good giving her closure.
37:32You know it's gonna feel better? Keep the money. It's gonna feel great.
37:36It's gonna feel nice. See, Jamie agrees.
37:38Sweet old lady, she's just lost her husband. Come on.
37:40I don't care about Lily. I certainly don't care about Sid.
37:43How can you say that you don't care?
37:44I'm saying it.
37:45Sweet old lady.
37:46Not sweet.
37:47She is, and she just... She reminds me of Mum. She's got, you know...
37:52Oh, no.
37:53Yeah.
37:54This is what this is.
37:55Have you seen her eyes? They're very, very similar.
37:57Don't do it.
37:58Yeah.
37:59Don't do it.
38:00Yeah.
38:01Because you know your mum.
38:02The mannerisms are really similar, like...
38:04Mum's gone, innit?
38:06The way she carries her handbag and stuff and...
38:09The way she...
38:10Walks?
38:11She smells like lemon sorbet.
38:13What are you doing now?
38:14They smell the same.
38:16It is Mum.
38:18It's not Mum.
38:19It is Mum, innit, sis?
38:20I feel that she's here.
38:21It is.
38:22How is it, Mum?
38:23Is your mum called Lily?
38:24It is.
38:25Is your dad Sid?
38:26They smell the same as the...
38:28Just...
38:29It's Mum, innit?
38:30It's Mum.
38:31Yeah.
38:32When I mess up, babe.
38:33Oh, sis.
38:34It's Mum, sis.
38:35Tell me so so mad.
38:37I'm so mad.
38:38I'm so mad.
38:41Stop coming down!
38:43You didn't hear that?
38:44I'm watching the storm
38:48I've got people around
38:52Baby, please, come on
38:55The church bells are down
38:59Our ringing song
39:03What a happy sound
39:06Baby, please, come on
39:10You didn't hear that.
39:12You did me dirty last night, you know?
39:14Crying in front of your sister, what did you do that for?
39:17Smell of lemon sorbet, it did me in
39:19Plus I think it's actually mum
39:21They're all mums
39:22Smell of lemon sorbet
39:24Yours did
39:25All good
39:33Can you imagine if this was actually real reindeer
39:36Like that
39:37Yeah, it's reindeer kebab
39:41What do you think it's made out?
39:43Serious?
39:46Serious?
39:46Yeah
39:47Whoa
39:47It's quite nice, to be fair
39:49Sorry, Rudolph
39:50Where am I going to get this money?
39:53Plus size modelling
39:54I'm kind of sexy for a fat guy still
39:59Always said that
40:00You always have said that
40:01Or sell your body hair
40:03Sorry?
40:04There's this place in China that makes wigs using human hair
40:07You're a hairy guy
40:10Obviously I don't know that for sure
40:12I'm just assuming
40:13But
40:13You know what I am
40:15I'm doomed
40:16Damnation
40:17Man's forsaken
40:19Don't eat bacon
40:19Jamie?
40:25Yeah
40:26Did you tell work that we in Lapland?
40:28Yes
40:29Yes, I did
40:30Webcam
40:32What webcam?
40:34Give the boys a wave
40:35With that live stream
40:36Yeah
40:36Jamie, you're an idiot
40:37What's the problem?
40:40Hi
40:40Hi
40:41Hi
40:42I, er, I liked your dancing yesterday
40:44Yo
40:46Where you going, man?
40:49Brother, I can't mess this up again
40:51You're going to be fine
40:52Professionals
40:53100%
40:54Are you sure 50 is enough?
40:55Easy
40:55Hello, sir
40:57You alright?
40:58Yeah
40:58I need you to do me a favour
41:00Okay?
41:01This favour is very simple
41:02And when my family arrive here
41:03You need to tell them
41:04That all of your very lovely rides here
41:05Are completely sold out for the day
41:07You can't go in anymore
41:08Go back to the hotel
41:09Do you understand?
41:10Understood, sir
41:11Are you locked in?
41:12Yeah
41:12If you do this for me
41:13If you do this for us
41:14We're going to be the same for you
41:16Hold that, sir
41:18Understood
41:19All right
41:19Understood, sir
41:20Yeah?
41:21Yeah
41:21Yeah?
41:21Come on in
41:22Hey
41:37Hi
41:38So, this is my beautiful family
41:40Hello
41:41And we need, sir
41:42Your very best reindeer ride
41:44To see the northern lights
41:46And for the ride, sir
41:49I have a thousand euros for you
41:51No problem
41:52What?
41:52No problem
41:53Why, huh?
41:54No problem, sir
41:55No problem, sir
41:56Are you sure you're not all booked out?
42:00No, sir
42:01No
42:01Why don't you guys go and pick your favourite sleigh over there?
42:07Yes!
42:08Not you
42:09Why are you doing me like that?
42:12Why?
42:13I've got kids to feed
42:14And actually
42:15And actually, the ride is a 1,100 euros
42:17So you owe me another hundred
42:19Thank you
42:21This is your final voyage
42:31Oh, God
42:32I'm on a reindeer ride
42:39With my dad
42:41Say something
42:42I don't really like reindeer
42:44No, no
42:44It tastes nice
42:45What, nice?
42:46Yeah, yeah
42:46Like, happy
42:47Okay
42:47I'm so happy to be here with my baby girl
42:49On these reindeer
42:51They smell funny, though
42:52I don't know
42:52You ever feel like they couldn't speak to you, do you think, later on?
42:58Yeah
42:58You think so?
42:59Thank you
43:18Okay
43:29Okay, sit
43:47Oh
43:56My days
44:05Bye, my darling
44:11I love you
44:26Hi
44:45Get me off
44:47What am I home?
44:50I'm going to tell you what I told you at mum's funeral
44:52S Club is inappropriate morning music
44:55We've got to all stick together
44:59Do you want to turn it off?
45:02Thank you
45:03Don't you want to turn it off?
45:05Don't you want to turn it off?
45:08Oh, my God, she's hold of hearing
45:13Thank you
45:17You didn't have to do this, but thank you
45:20Thank you, thank you, thank you
45:22Thank you
45:24Memories are worth more than money
45:26Just can't stop thinking about
45:29It's going to be so bad
45:31You can give him a hug
45:33Come here
45:34Oh, it's all right
45:37Come here, auntie
45:42Take care
45:43I can see how much this meant here
45:49Thank you
45:50Can we get out of here now because it feels very cold tea
45:54You're all right
45:55You know, I think I'd be sad if you died
46:02You think?
46:04It's just hard to be sure
46:05Get in the sleigh
46:07Go on
46:08Hard to be sure
46:10Thank you for everything
46:15I couldn't have done it on my own
46:17I'm just so happy we gave you this big send-off
46:20Bless you
46:21Yeah
46:21See you
46:22See you tomorrow
46:23Walk me down the hall, girls
46:25I needed that, you know
46:29I know
46:32She's like an angel
46:36She's kind of old for an angel, honey
46:45That angel needs a hip replacement
46:51Mum?
46:54No
46:54You two have got a very special mum and dad
47:09Do you know that?
47:11Well, we have a very special mum
47:13Will you give them an extra big hug tonight?
47:15Promise?
47:16Dad will get enough hugs in prison
47:17What are you talking about?
47:21Hi
47:26We're back
47:27Oh, hello
47:28Did Lily get back okay?
47:31Oh, yeah
47:32She says she loves you
47:33What did she say about me, baby girl?
47:35Um, she says she thinks your manager came in prison
47:38Why would your dad be going to prison?
47:44No one's going to prison
47:45How silly
47:47How silly
47:48He's not going to prison
47:49He's right, they'll probably just make you pay her back, to be honest
47:53You know what time it is?
47:56Yeah?
47:57Time to sing a Christmas carol
47:59Okay
47:59Are we ready?
48:00Oh, yeah
48:00Silent night
48:04Silent night
48:07Silent night
48:10Holy night
48:13Silent
48:15Love of God
48:16Love your light
48:18In heavenly
48:20Be
48:21Bond to slay
48:22Bond to slay all day
48:26Sleep in heavenly
48:28Stay out of my yard
48:30Sleep in heavenly
48:32What's Santa doing in my yard?
48:34You'd better tell me what's going on
48:35Now
48:36I don't know where to begin
48:45How about poisoning the newlyweds with drain water in their coffee?
48:50Let's go
48:51One day she'll learn it, inshallah
48:53Well, we did have a plan
48:57Didn't we have a plan?
49:00We were going to take the winnings
49:01And then give it to Darren so he can invest in Chinese crypto
49:05Darren?
49:07Who lives with his nan?
49:09Darren who's banned from the swimming pool
49:11Are you off your tights?
49:13You and I need a chat
49:14Right, you lot bed
49:16Oh, don't go, don't go
49:18Can I go on my phone a bit before bed?
49:25If you've done me, he's in teeth
49:26Stay, stay for a bit, ain't he?
49:45Anna, what are we going to do?
49:46I don't know
49:48I think some things we have too
49:52And not this time
49:54People like us can't just figure out £7,200, can they?
50:01With everything you've been through this year
50:03I just wanted you to have the perfect Christmas, you know
50:05And look what I've done
50:08There's no amount of Father Christmases or Reindeers
50:13that are going to sort this out, so
50:14I'm sorry
50:17You lied to me for days
50:20You hatched a stupid plan
50:24You roped my brother and my kids into this
50:30And you did it all behind my back
50:32That is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me
50:43Say again?
50:49You were protecting me
50:51Was I?
50:52Yeah
50:52Yeah, yeah
50:54Because you knew how much it meant because of my mum
50:57Yeah, I said that
50:58Yeah
50:59That's what I said
51:00Yes
51:01You gave me the perfect Christmas
51:03Did I?
51:05This is perfect Christmas for you?
51:07Yeah
51:07You don't even believe in Christmas
51:09Not really
51:11Oh, you're a dick
51:14I'll take it
51:16Yeah?
51:16Yeah, I'll take it
51:17Yeah, I'll take that
51:18Yeah, I'll take that
51:18That one
51:19Yeah
51:19But I love you
51:21Do you?
51:22You're my best mate
51:24And you're the love of my life
51:25And I love you
51:26Oh, my God
51:26Oh, no
51:30I'll be honest with you
51:31It's went so much better than I thought it would
51:33She can't do something
51:51Something that's free
51:53I'm trying to sell my kidneys on the dark web right now
51:56I might go and see Lily then
52:23It just felt weird
52:41I thought she was never even there
52:43I thought she might have
52:47I don't know
52:49I didn't even get her email
52:51Do you even have an email when you're 84?
52:53Look, I feel sympathetic
52:58Towards you two
53:00And your new mum
53:01But either this auntie bars this morning
53:04Or she's a ghost
53:05Okay?
53:06And I've got bigger fish to fry anyway
53:10It's really big fish
53:11Seven grand fish
53:14Yeah, I got the whole fish thing
53:16But, um...
53:18What do you want to do?
53:19I could try and get a refund
53:23On this last three days
53:24They're never going to give you a refund
53:26How do you don't know that?
53:28Because they won't
53:29Let's try
53:30Really?
53:31You'll travel me
53:31We're going to do it for you
53:33Yeah?
53:33Yeah
53:33Come on then
53:34Come on, I've got stuff to do
53:36Lily
53:45Lily
53:45If you're there
53:48Give me a sign
53:51No?
53:57All right then, cool
53:58I'm afraid we can't really order more snow, sir
54:01It comes from the sky
54:04Trip advisor will hear about this
54:05Lina
54:06No stars
54:07Lina
54:08Merry Christmas
54:09Merry Christmas
54:10Hello, sir
54:13Hello
54:13Hello, madam
54:15So, Sister Lina
54:17We have an issue
54:18Our kids are sick
54:19Right
54:20And we don't want anyone else to get sick
54:22Okay?
54:23So we're probably going to cut early from this lab land
54:26They're so ill
54:27Right
54:28And as a result, my wife had the idea
54:30That we could possibly get a refund
54:32On the last three days of our stay
54:33Just to get these sick children out of your hotel
54:35Can I have your room number, please, sir?
54:3729
54:37Right
54:38A lot of vomit up in 29, you know
54:41I'm afraid no
54:43No refund
54:44Once a room is booked, the amount must be paid in full
54:46Regardless of occupancy
54:47Could you do something for us?
54:50Kids are sick
54:51No refund
54:52Go on to the store, Lina
54:53Full stop
54:54Thank you, Lina
54:56You've been so helpful
54:58Merry Christmas
54:59No, you
54:59You, Merry Christmas
55:01Oh, Mrs. Baruchi
55:03This was left for you this morning
55:05Merry Christmas
55:07No, no, really
55:08Merry Christmas
55:08What's the name?
55:20Us
55:21Wait, wait, wait, wait
55:25Wait
55:25So, Solana and Hannah, memories are worth more than money
55:32See you back here next year, your Auntie Lily
55:35Is everything okay, sir?
55:45Yes
55:45More than all right
55:47Yes
55:47Oh
55:47Auntie Lily left you 8,000 pounds
55:50Yeah
55:50Oh, Lily
55:51Yeah
55:52Yes, she has always been such a generous lady
55:54It's unusual for someone so wealthy
55:57Is it?
55:58Yeah
55:58Yeah
55:59How much wealthy?
56:00Her and her husband made their fortune in blankets
56:04I love blankets
56:05Yeah
56:05Oh, she is the best customer we've ever had
56:08Oh, wonderful lady
56:09She really is
56:10Yeah
56:11Merry Christmas
56:12Merry Christmas
56:13We got me something, Lina
56:15Hello
56:17Arcelain
56:18Arcelain Faruqi
56:19It's Dominic Hawthory
56:21We've been urgently trying to get hold of you
56:23Yes
56:23Mr. Hawthory, how are you?
56:25You've been avoiding us for days
56:27And you owe us 7,200 pounds
56:29Immediately
56:30Listen, mate
56:31Mate?
56:32If it's agreeable with you
56:34I'd like to send you that amount in the AM
56:36By tomorrow
56:37Well, yes, I suppose that would be acceptable
56:39Yeah?
56:39Okay
56:40Thank you, Hawthory
56:41See you when I'm back in the office
56:43We really should be considering your position here
56:45Bye
56:45Bye
56:46Oh, um, by the way
56:51Yeah
56:51Let me know if you need a doctor
56:53Why?
56:55For your sick child
56:56Ah, them kids
56:59I think they're feeling a bit
57:00Much better with eight bags
57:02Oh, oh
57:03Great
57:04Open the lip
57:05Get in the lip, cos
57:06Get
57:07Let's go tell the girls
57:08Angie
57:09Lily
57:10Lily
57:11Lily
57:12Lily
57:13Lily
57:13Lily
57:14Woo
57:15Let's do the dance one more time
57:19Absolutely not, little girl
57:21No more dancing
57:22I'm back so in
57:25Hi
57:26I just wanted to say
57:29Merry Christmas
57:30Yes
57:35Yes
57:36Yes
57:48Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
57:54What? Why is the lady from reception abducting you, Uncle?
58:04Now that is a Christmas miracle.
58:08Salaam, Lapland. You were terrible. We ain't never come back to this cold place again.
58:12Shall we go somewhere hot next year?
58:14Let's go, Auntie Janice, man. She's always got the heating on too high.
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