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00:00You were hurt, weren't you?
00:05Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother.
00:07You're straight up blushing, Russ.
00:09Never in life have I blushed. Russians do not do this.
00:11Obviously, we want to see each other during the games, right?
00:14Russia's been eliminated from metal contention.
00:16A hard pill to swallow from Ilya Rosanoff.
00:19You didn't answer my texts.
00:23Go away, Olyther. We are not anything.
00:26What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:27You won't even acknowledge I exist, or yeah?
00:30What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:32I need you.
00:34Tell me.
00:37I need you.
00:54Marlow cutting through center, drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
00:57Rosanoff beats.
00:58He scores!
01:00Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:07Having a good night?
01:09That's nice.
01:10I think there's still time for a head track.
01:12What should I do now, or wait a second?
01:14Because I don't know.
01:15Less second is more fun, but...
01:17Rosanoff scores!
01:18Rosanoff scores!
01:20Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:24The Montreal captain wants his whole night back.
01:27My mood, my man, so changeable and...
01:39Such a love of joy to me.
01:42My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:46There's nowhere to go.
01:48I don't know.
01:50Hot on my sleep.
01:52My baby should be the songs I don't care again
01:57My bones, my face, my day in the face
02:02It's the calendar page again
02:05Take it slow, take it easy on me
02:09Share some light, share some light on me, please
02:13Take it slow, take it easy on me
02:17Share some light, share some light on me, please
02:22Take it slow, take it easy on me
02:28I won't help me, not as good as we've been
02:40It's the dirtiest cream
02:42I can't help me, I can't help me
02:46This is my way, this is my way
02:51Take it slow, take it easy on me
02:55Share some light, share some light on me, please
02:59Take it slow, take it easy on me
03:03Share some light, share some light on me, please
03:07For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup
03:13What a feeling it must be for Kevin Shane Hollander
03:16I don't know, I don't know, but I think it's my way to do it
03:20It's my way to do it
03:22I think it's my way to do it
03:22I don't know
03:24You're because I feel it a lot of love
03:25I don't know
03:28On the other hand he can't help me
03:30All right, Shane, you're good?
03:58You ready to go?
03:59Yes, I might want you just to see who you're doing, okay?
04:01That's great, Shane.
04:03Look at your shoulder.
04:04Okay, take a look at the camera, directly to the camera.
04:07I can't believe all I know there's nowhere to go at all.
04:15Hot on my sleeve, not barely should be.
04:19Those songs I don't care, again.
04:22Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:26Can we call it a dynasty?
04:42Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:48Now, since Chicago in the late 90s, have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups?
04:52I can't, I can't believe all I know there's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
05:01Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:05It's just a ride, it's just a ride on me, please.
05:09Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:13It's just a ride, it's just a ride on me, please.
05:17It's just a ride on me, please.
05:47I can't believe it.
06:09I'm sorry.
06:10We're going to go now, okay, that's right, okay, wow, that's the stuff, that's the money.
06:40Uh, she's what?
06:43Pregnant. Jackie's pregnant.
06:47Again?
06:48Oh, Jesus Christ, man, you've got to work on your lying.
06:51Hey, Hayden, what great news. Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
06:55No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man, really.
06:58Holy shit, dude.
07:00Ruby, Emma, slow down!
07:03Yeah, I mean, she's fucking boring, man.
07:05Fair enough.
07:07Ruby?
07:08Ruby!
07:09How do you know it's Ruby?
07:10Because she's a beast.
07:12So?
07:13So what?
07:15So when are you going to join me in this nightmare?
07:17Jeez, hey, you want to get me pregnant, too?
07:19I don't think I'm ready.
07:21I think I still have some good hockey left in me.
07:22You're an asshole.
07:24Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:26Was it Jennifer?
07:27Uh, Jessica.
07:28Jessica.
07:29You ever hit that?
07:30Don't say hit that.
07:31Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:33I'm not.
07:34Here, Tag, you are it.
07:36Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:38Oh, yeah.
07:40Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:41If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around, you know?
07:43You could do couple stuff.
07:44It'd be fun.
07:45I'm not.
07:46I mean, she's...
07:48I don't see her anymore.
07:49I think she's engaged or something.
07:50Fair enough.
07:52So, um...
07:52Jackie is this friend, right?
07:56Paid.
07:56What?
07:57Dude, she's fucking hot.
07:58She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:01I don't know.
08:01Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:03And she's funny.
08:04Swear jar two times.
08:05Oh, fuck.
08:06Three.
08:07Okay.
08:08Come on, man.
08:09Why not?
08:09Can I just show you her Insta?
08:11Fine.
08:11Yes.
08:12Okay.
08:12Good.
08:12Jackie will be happy.
08:14We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:15Yeah, damn right we do.
08:16If you want her to keep making her gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:19Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:21Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:26Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:30Um, excuse me.
08:32Are you Shane Hollander?
08:34Yeah.
08:34Oh, my God.
08:36Can we get a picture with you?
08:38Um, I kind of have my hands full for a moment.
08:42Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:45Hold his baby.
08:50I'm sorry, buddy.
08:52Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:54Four times.
08:54And second.
08:55Oh, wait, do I have other kids?
08:57Oh, you're the worst one.
09:00You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:01It's true.
09:02And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:04Ding, ding, ding.
09:04We've hit five times.
09:06That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:07Oh, come on.
09:08Narc.
09:09Narc, Narc.
09:10Narc.
09:11I'm getting a vasectomy.
09:12Way too late.
09:13But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude.
09:19Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake.
09:24It's my favorite place on earth.
09:25And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is 10 minutes away.
09:29I'm ready.
09:30Maybe you decided to leave us to see?
09:33And no matter what?
09:35Sorry.
09:36It's such a shame that I'm a little bit in a hole.
09:38I'm going to leave the house.
09:39I'm going to leave the house.
09:40I'm going to leave the house.
09:41I'm going to leave the house.
09:41But he's really nice, right?
09:44You're right now?
09:51You're right now?
09:55You're right now?
09:57No, you know me.
10:01So, you're serious?
10:03No.
10:07Even Jane?
10:11What?
10:12You've been recording for a few years.
10:14I thought it might be something serious or something like that.
10:21Nothing serious.
10:23In general.
10:26Okay.
10:28Sasha will say hello.
10:40I'm heading out for a bit.
10:42Cool.
10:44To meet a friend.
10:46Nice.
10:47I'll be back later.
10:49I won't wait up.
10:51It's not like that. It's just a friend.
10:55So, Lily's just a buddy?
10:58What?
10:59Chill out, man. I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:01I don't.
11:02Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:05Or don't.
11:07I don't care.
11:08Actually, I hope you do.
11:09You always play better after.
11:10Go fuck yourself.
11:11Oh, I plan to.
11:12Probably more than once.
11:13Love a hotel room.
11:14Gross.
11:15Bye.
11:16Bye.
11:18Bye.
11:19Oh, yeah.
11:20Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:22Please.
11:44Take my shoes.
11:45No, you're dirty.
11:52Wow.
11:53Wow.
11:55This place is great.
11:58Did you get this built, or do you know who did it?
12:01Mr. Real Estate.
12:04That's not what I meant, I just...
12:06You think we need to talk?
12:07No, after.
12:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:52I should go.
13:02Or you could stay.
13:05Stay?
13:08Yours tonight?
13:11I'm not done with you.
13:14And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:18I told Hayden...
13:20Is it your mother?
13:22No.
13:23No, he's not.
13:24Fuck off.
13:26Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:36Stay.
13:40Okay.
13:43Okay?
13:45Okay.
13:50I'm hungry.
13:51For what?
13:52For food, partner.
13:53Hey.
13:54Hey.
13:55I'm hungry.
13:56For what?
13:57For food, partner.
13:58Hey.
13:59You licked on the milk?
14:00No.
14:01I'm hungry.
14:02I'm hungry.
14:03For what?
14:04For food, partner.
14:05Hey.
14:06You licked on the milk?
14:07You licked on the milk?
14:08You licked on the milk?
14:10You wanna make me tuna melts?
14:12You want to make me tuna melt?
14:30I was going to make one for me, I can make two.
14:35You head to Florida after this, right?
14:38Yeah, right after the game.
14:40Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:41Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:43Ah, all the hot spots.
14:48Ginger oil cold enough?
14:50Yeah, it's great.
14:52Good.
14:54Food will be ready soon.
14:58Jesus Christ.
15:00You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:02Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:06You did a season with him, right?
15:08He's not what you would think.
15:10How so?
15:11Like, he's quiet.
15:15Doesn't talk.
15:17Keeps to himself.
15:18Not bad guy.
15:19Doesn't make friends.
15:21Well, he gets traded every season.
15:23Tough to make friends that way.
15:25And probably he wants to get traded again.
15:27Buffalo is terrible.
15:28Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:32And people say you're not funny.
15:36They do?
15:37They do?
15:38Yeah.
15:39They say you're boring too.
15:40Who says that?
15:41Me.
15:43What's your favorite city to play in?
15:46On the road?
15:47I like New York.
15:48I like New York.
15:50Because it is New York.
15:52They fucking hate me there.
15:54They hate you everywhere.
15:55They know.
15:56Not Florida.
15:57He's full of Boston people.
15:59And you?
16:02I like Ottawa.
16:04Because it's my hometown.
16:06Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:07I'm happy they have a team again.
16:09What?
16:10Are those boring answers?
16:12Yes.
16:13Well, I like the hot places too.
16:16Hot like weather hot.
16:19Oh, okay.
16:20LA is hot.
16:22Hot women.
16:23Yeah, sure.
16:24I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:28There is a girl I like you really much.
16:33Skedlana.
16:34Oh.
16:36She's old friend from Russia.
16:41Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:45She knows everything about hockey.
16:49Cool.
16:50And she likes you very much.
16:53Oh.
16:55That's nice.
17:01So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:03No, no.
17:04Nothing like that.
17:05She's old friend.
17:06Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:10She's busy these days.
17:11You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:14Sounds perfect for you.
17:17Yes, it's close to that.
17:19Right.
17:22But what?
17:25But it's nothing more than that.
17:27We're either of us.
17:29But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:34You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:37No.
17:38I think I will find someone else.
17:44But you know me.
17:46I'm easy, so...
17:47I don't know if that's out of you at all.
17:58No, stay, stay.
17:59I'll get it.
18:00I'll get it.
18:13You like them?
18:15Yeah.
18:17Girls.
18:18Girls.
18:21Oh.
18:22Yeah, sure.
18:23Of course I do.
18:25I never heard about you at girls.
18:29It's private.
18:31Right, private.
18:33I keep a lot of things private.
18:35Obviously.
18:36I like girls.
18:41Yeah, no shit.
18:43But I also like you.
18:46Lucky me.
18:48Not this person, of course.
18:51Of course not, I'm boring.
18:53But you have a good mouth.
18:54You have a good mouth.
19:08Stress away, Papa.
19:10Yeah, I got your message.
19:14I answered you, Papa.
19:15We didn't say it yesterday.
19:19Papa.
19:21Papa.
19:23Where is Alexei?
19:25My brother, Alexei.
19:28Is he there with you?
19:30Are you alone?
19:33Polina is there?
19:36Polina, she's your wife.
19:37Papa.
19:39Papa.
19:41Okay.
19:42Calm down.
19:46I'll call Alexei.
19:48I'll call him.
19:52Where are you?
19:54Come on, he's a psycho.
19:56I owe you to him.
19:57I owe you to him.
19:59You're still hungry?
20:00No, no thank you.
20:02That was great.
20:04Good.
20:05How was your father?
20:06You speak Russian now?
20:07I know the word for father.
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24:35Hollander
24:37I'm sorry
24:50Are we expecting someone else? Oh, no, it's just the three of us. Thank you
24:56Honey have you decided about Wimbledon Rolex really wants you there. I think they're worried their box is
25:02Too fantasy I think does that mean too white?
25:08I thought you like your deal with Rolex. I do
25:11Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats. I mean, they're next to a prince or no actually a swedish princess
25:18I don't think I should skip training
25:20Well meeting a swedish princess could be fun, right? I don't have time for that right now mom all my time is scheduled
25:26I just meant I get like two weeks off a year. I don't want to spend it next to someone
25:30I don't know trying to make conversation about what Swedish politics
25:34Okay, can I get anyone a drink? I'll take this chablis, please three glasses
25:40I'll have a ginger ale, please. Oh, we don't have that sparkling water
25:44Sure, thank you
25:46I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you know. I can't not during the season
25:54Shane
25:56Yeah, is everything all right why because I don't want wine well, you just seem tense i'm fine
26:05Well, I think a little trip to london next summer for wimbledon just the three of us would be fun
26:12And I think you should think about it
26:14Can make a week of it go to a play
26:17See big band you loved it when you were a kid you guys should go you'd have a great time
26:22You're the tennis fan dad. Well, they're not gonna send us the tickets, honey. It's you they want
26:27We're just the parents. You're the main attraction
26:30Well, then I'll just lie tell them i'm coming
26:33They won't kick you out and you can just tell them i'm sick or something
26:36Honey, I don't want you to lie. That's not who you are
26:41Sorry i'm i'm in a weird mood it's okay
26:50Anything you want to talk about
26:53Let's um let's think about london maybe it could be fun i'm just gonna use the washer
26:57Swedish princess
27:04I don't know
27:16Hey, man
27:16Hollander what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:20I was about to
27:21Bullshit get your ass to the myland baby my buddy. Francois the chef you remember him?
27:26Oh, yeah, he's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant and get this jj the cast of the egg squad movie
27:33They're filming in town is here
27:36All of them i don't fucking know get down here you remember the restaurant right that's all boo
27:41I don't know
27:43Okay guys this one never leaves this fucking house tonight is our meat
27:58Oh
28:03Do you have any ginger ale
28:05I mean i do
28:08Actually just a beer please whatever you have on tap shane hollander got whatever he wants here
28:12You keep it then
28:24It's an honor
28:24Cool crowd huh shitty bunch of famous actors are here tonight
28:34Rose landry is here man. She is yeah
28:37I might be needing another one of these
28:39Feel cool
28:41Oh
28:44Yeah
28:46Yeah
28:48Yeah
28:50Yeah
28:52Yeah
28:54Yeah
28:56Yeah
28:58Yeah
29:00Yeah
29:02Yeah
29:04Are you here to help me finish these fries
29:16The chef gave them to me and they're really good i'm not gonna fit in my costume if i eat them all
29:20Oh
29:24Oh jesus christ these are so good
29:28I'm rose by the way i'm shane i'm wow i'm a big fan
29:34Would you be surprised to know that i'm a fan of yours really
29:39I'm a michigan girl with three brothers
29:43I'm a fry shane hollander detroit's not gonna go easy on you tomorrow night
29:50Um i was eight and i played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom wow by bill paxton
30:08That is terrible he was actually pretty nice to me
30:11And it was good practice
30:13You're getting kidnapped
30:15I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies including the one i'm getting right now
30:21Fuck you
30:23You didn't hear that
30:24No they literally have me murdered if they find out i told you
30:28My lips are sealed
30:32Okay
30:33Your turn
30:35Well i've never been kidnapped i mean there have been threats
30:39No not what i meant
30:42Shane hollander eight years old
30:45Paint me a picture
30:51Well i'm definitely on the ice somewhere
30:54The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years so probably just having fun
31:02Did it stop being fun
31:05No
31:07Well i mean kind of
31:09I love it but
31:11It got more intense so i guess i kind of got more intense too
31:15If that makes sense
31:16Yeah it does
31:20And i i bet that being the only asian kid didn't make it less intense
31:25I wasn't the only one there was one other
31:32He hated me though
31:33I have a western last name so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me
31:39And i bet you're pretty fucking good too right
31:44I was all right
31:44Uh john tapped out at ncaa thank you
31:51Um but he still made it to the frozen forum princeton that's amazing he's an agent now naturally
31:56Uh and peter's in the AHL undrafted but hey
32:02Still not nothing
32:03Not nothing indeed
32:04So this isn't your first time in montreal though right
32:11Uh no i was here a few years ago shooting this horrible fbi movie
32:17Underdark kidnapped
32:19Come on no
32:21I i fly a lot i watch a lot of movies
32:23No that movie is so bad
32:24It's not great
32:25No it's horrible
32:26You're really good
32:27I'm so bad
32:28No you're you're good
32:30Well i'm barely in it
32:31I was here for a week and it was the summer
32:34Kind of different into winter though right
32:36Michigan remember your winter doesn't scare me
32:47So um are you gonna be in town in a little while this time?
33:01Baby i wanna be dancing with you
33:17Roz, Roz you gotta see this
33:27You're gonna shit man
33:30So
33:34No
33:35I know right she's like a huge fucking movie star
33:37How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:39She's shooting a film in montreal
33:40How the fuck do you know that?
33:41It says it right there
33:43The two met at a mutual friends party according to unnamed sources
33:46I've never seen rose this happy the source goes on to say
33:49I'd be fucking happy if i was banging rose fucking landry
33:52And there's rose landry wearing a sheen hollander jersey that's gonna upset some detroit fans
34:18That seems to be getting a reaction out of the metro's bench
34:32No confirmation yet from rose landry's camp but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love
34:46As long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated x-squad sequel
34:50Woody stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days don't they?
34:55Well it's hard to blame either one they are definitely one hot couple
34:58They are fine
34:59Hey i was watching that here
35:04Oh fuck
35:06It was
35:07Fuck
35:07Still jockeying for the top spot in the atlantic division and the eastern conference at large
35:20shane hollander and the montreal metros will look to put some distance tonight between themselves
35:25And their arch rivals the boston raiders, but we'll see what ilia rosanoff has to say about that
35:38And theSI is on the road
35:46And then to the park
35:50Oh
35:55Yeah
35:56Hey
35:56Look at this
36:01Oh come on
36:02Let's go
36:02Yeah
36:04Let's go
36:04Yeah
36:05Let's go
36:06I love you
36:06I love you
36:08We'll get him, buddy. No rusts.
36:27In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders
36:30managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:33If you can call 1-0 a victory,
36:36and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:38but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:41Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:51Fuck this shit.
36:54I need to get laid. Let's go out.
36:56Where?
36:58We're in Montreal. We find the fucking club.
37:02Delby Bowl!
37:03I'm on it.
37:04I'm on it.
37:05I'm on it.
37:28Hi, handsome.
37:29Good game tonight, babe?
37:34No, it wasn't.
37:35No, it wasn't. But you won.
37:38I need a beer.
37:39I bet you do.
37:40Did you watch the game, too?
37:41Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone,
37:43but it was a sweaty look.
37:45Miles, don't be terrible.
37:47I have no problem watching sweaty colors.
37:50Okay, I want to dance.
37:52I don't know. I'm beat, man.
37:53Come on. I never get to do this.
37:55Okay, that is a lie.
37:56Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
37:57Yeah, that makes two of us.
37:58Come on. Miles, get a champagne.
38:00Sorry about that.
38:12Can I have one more, please?
38:13No, no, no.
38:13All of the things you said.
38:15All of the things you said.
38:17All of the things you said.
38:23All of the things you said.
38:25All of the things you said.
38:27And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed
38:49They say it's my fault, but I want it so much
38:51Wanna fly her away, by the sun and the rain
38:54Coming over my face, where she will the shame
38:57When I stop and stare, don't worry me
38:59Cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:02I can try to pretend, I can try to forget
39:05But this girl is a man, going out of sleep
39:08Running through my head, running through my head
39:12Running through my head, all the things you said
39:14Running through my head, running through my head
39:17Running through my head, running through my head
39:20Running through my head
39:24I got to go to the bathroom.
39:54I got to go to the bathroom.
40:24I got to go to the bathroom.
40:54I got to go to the bathroom.
41:24I got to go to the bathroom.
41:54I got to go to the bathroom.
42:06I got to go to the bathroom.
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