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00:01Good morning. Are you ready? Oh, here we go
00:14Lord Oh God's green earth is that it is day three and your girl is the cruise director for the day
00:21Oh
00:25My god, it is really pissing me off that alarm is too much
00:34Silky is clacking this fucking fan
00:42We're barely awake and silky's already running the room like it's a church revival just so now I know I am the cruise director for the day
00:51Sookie's a good fucking time. I just hate to go after Zanna because she did such an amazing job yesterday
01:02Zanna, you know whipped us into shape. These boys are for you. Oh, wow
01:08I've turned some people around giving them a new way to look at things. I know that everybody's been like it's been really
01:14adventurous. Yeah
01:16It's gonna be low stress
01:18Baby, I'm not gonna put anybody in risk of breaking their knits day ankles or their shoulders
01:25I want y'all to get to know another side of silky. So today it's gonna be self-care. We're gonna do a lot of comfort comfort food
01:33We're gonna go to a bakery honey. Oh
01:37I already got the cakes right here
01:40Let them eat cake. Then we're gonna come back here and record our trip
01:44Oh
01:46I'm confident and ready to go
01:49But that can change on a dime
01:52And be back down here when I crack this damn fan
01:57We having a fun relaxed day y'all have a wonderful day. I'll be out in just about a couple of minutes
02:02This is going to be a fantastic family day in
02:08Switzerland and Germany we didn't really have that close-knit like you meet for Thanksgiving
02:15Yes
02:16Give each other tips
02:18So you've never had the opportunity to have like a mentor or drag mom or say here's the thing
02:24more
02:25Teachers more sets of eyes more people your support system become your tribe, you know
02:32This is what this is all about
02:35You know, I was a whole lot of talk on global and I pushed for a little a little adoption
02:40Alyssa Edwards get your adoption papers out
02:43Cuz I'm gonna be Tessa Edwards after this season
02:46Is this the audition?
02:49Now I'm here and we gonna make this official bitch
02:53Oh, she's looking for a graduation moment
02:56I'm not leaving here without doubling my booking fee because of a new name, okay?
03:02House of Edwards isn't just a name. It's a legacy
03:06I feel honored that you want me to share you my experience with you truly to me. You are the performer of
03:12All drag queens and now here we are here. We are this location house enjoying all the things together
03:18It's just another moment that we get to share
03:20So I'm gonna make you official Edwards this week
03:24But I think we need to baptize you a baptism in the name of the father the son the Holy Ghost and RuPaul and RuPaul
03:32Baby and RuPaul, I walked in here just a tiny humble little testicle and I come out
03:38With a tongue pup and a destiny
03:43Okay, let's go get ready for this day all right
03:45Today we're going to a donut shop and the girls are excited
03:52Sugar, sugar, let's get some sugar
03:55Queers!
03:56Hello
03:57Oh my gosh, this smells good
03:58Not only is this business queer owned, they're highlighting the importance of being aware of your mental health
04:04I'm obsessed. We need more of this in our world
04:06My wife and I started Frankie D's in 2020 because we wanted to reduce stigma surrounding mental illness
04:12A few years before that I was diagnosed with complex PTSD and severe depression from past trauma
04:17And with a lot of therapy and my dog Frankie D and my wife
04:21I was able to get through that time and then we decided to start a social justice company
04:26This is our card deck, conversations that matter, you can talk to me about your mental health
04:31And would you like to pick a card?
04:33Yeah
04:34Answer the question
04:35Oh I love this trick
04:37What's the survival strategy you learned in childhood that's hurting you now?
04:43Oh
04:44Jesus Christ
04:45Whoa
04:47Growing up, I went through Hurricane Katrina
04:50A lot of people don't know that
04:51I had to grow up at a very early age because when tragedy hits and you have a home and then it's wiped away
05:02And you're taking a bath with a bottle of water a day like you have to learn to just move on
05:09So one of the things that's hurting me today is like I don't share vulnerability
05:13I remember being at my aunt's funeral and my dad was crying and I gave him a napkin and said
05:19Okay now let's keep it moving
05:22And I know now as an adult we should allow people to grieve or to feel what they're feeling in that moment
05:31So I'm learning to do that all over again right now
05:35That's beautiful and it's great that you're doing that
05:38Yeah
05:39Who would have ever thought to talk about the mental health over donuts?
05:42Okay you ready?
05:44As better as I'll ever be
05:46What emotions have you been avoiding lately?
05:49Oh
05:50I think as drag queens we all have to
05:53Deal with stress and overwhelm a lot
05:56You got this baby
06:00I think this last year has been very overwhelming for me
06:07You know I went on Drag Race Germany not even less than two years ago and Global All Stars came right after and then I just hit the ground running
06:22How I feel about drag? How I feel about myself? Identity is a very very big question
06:31We all have to ask ourselves who is the drag queen? Who is the person behind that? And when you put that much into your drag self how much are you gonna pour back into the one that has come before the drag queen? These are kind of you know things that you put under the rug a lot
06:56This career is not for the weak ones
07:00You have to make yourself happy first
07:02Mm-hmm
07:03These donuts are delicious because they're fucking up
07:07Bravo, Jessica
07:09I had no clue
07:13Donuts would get the girls emotional honey
07:15Who wants to go next?
07:17I'll go next
07:18I'll go next
07:21What's one part of yourself you're still learning to love?
07:26Nana
07:29I'm not a part of her
07:30I already got enough spirits in me
07:32All right queens
07:34For this sash game we have ten minutes to decorate three donuts to display the personality of one of our fellow queens
07:44Toot it or boot it style
07:46Silky, you're gonna do Zanna
07:49Ooh
07:50Yay
07:51Zanna, you are gonna do Tessa
07:54I'll work, okay
07:55Oh
07:56Don't hurt me
07:57I gotta make muscles now
07:58Tessa, you're gonna do Nikki
08:03All right
08:04Oui, oui, mon dieu
08:06All right
08:07I have to do Alyssa
08:09I love my girl
08:10I respect my elders
08:12I get fierce-alicious
08:14I cannot escape this lady
08:16So that means you are gonna do Silky
08:18Yes
08:19Look at us
08:20I'm a queen
08:22Our time starts now
08:27All right
08:28Okay, let's go
08:30Girl, I'm carving you up real good just like your doctor
08:33Oh
08:34Oh
08:35Let's get her that snatched waist, honey
08:40The funniest thing about it is she cut off in all the right places
08:48The bitch is smart
08:50That looks interesting
08:53I look over there and I didn't know what was going on
08:56Give her a gun
08:57It's a scepter and a crown
08:59Oh
09:00I love how
09:01I love how
09:02How I see you just looking at bees
09:04Oh, yeah, no, I'm taking notes
09:05You're just
09:06I'm eyeing up everyone else's trays
09:08And they've got fuckery
09:09They're eating their creations
09:11Silky's making my donut of me
09:13And I haven't actually peeped it yet
09:14I'm just focused on winning
09:15I want another sash today
09:16Oh, you did front and back
09:18I did do the front and the back
09:19Mmm
09:2030 seconds
09:2230 seconds
09:24Oh, bitch, come on
09:26Why you move?
09:275
09:334
09:343
09:352
09:361
09:37You're done
09:38Hands off
09:39Woo
09:41I think I washed my damn hands
09:43Lick it
09:44Girl, lick it
09:45I present to you
09:48The Fierce-alicious
09:50Insert applause
09:52Go ahead, y'all
09:53Get a close-up
09:54Get a close-up
09:55Alyssa gave her a second head
09:57For the two faces that she carries around
09:59And I giggled
10:00A lot of people would probably think Fierce is a two-faced person
10:04All right?
10:05They would probably think these things
10:08Because Fierce has desire to be the ultimate super villain
10:13Of Canada's drag race
10:14Yes
10:15It's a toot, soft toot
10:17I'm gonna toot it for the creativity of adding the second head
10:20I love that
10:21It's giving kind
10:22Ladies, gentle them, and pantry enthusiasts
10:26This is
10:27La Nikki doll
10:29Coming in a Parisian fit
10:32With the white black striped turtleneck
10:35The little red skirt
10:37And the little red beret
10:38Well, that was a long flight
10:40This is the season 12 Nikki doll
10:43Full of hunger and potential
10:46I'm gonna toot it
10:48I'm gonna toot it
10:49I'm gonna toot it
10:50I'm gonna toot it as well
10:51I thought the story was beautiful
10:52And I don't think the presentation's too bad
10:53Tessa's donut is lovely
10:54Thank you
10:55I have Silky
10:56And you know she just got done up
10:57Her body is teeth
10:58But she also has a sharp mouth on her
10:59A spicy one
11:00So I put a little bit of chili flakes on the mouth
11:01I'm gonna toot it
11:02I like what you did with the feathers
11:03Thank you
11:04This is good
11:05Um, so I think personally you could have done Silky's body better
11:19I do like the spicy mouth
11:22I do like what you did with the flavors
11:24It's still a boot for me
11:25I'm sorry
11:26All right, everybody
11:28I had the absolute amazing task to honor my dear friend
11:34Alyssa Edwards
11:35We've seen her from her season, season 5
11:37When she's been abused by some judges
11:40Saying that she was wearing the worst dress ever
11:43Alyssa Edwards
11:45What do you think of her outfit on the runway?
11:48Whoever made that for her is fired
11:51But we also know her as a pageant queen
11:55And a winner of Global All Stars
11:57So I decided to go and put all of that into one donut
12:02Girl, I'm gonna boot it
12:04Oh
12:05All right
12:06The crown looks like a cowboy hat
12:07Sumbrero
12:08Well, she's from Texas
12:09I'm sorry, it's a boot
12:10All right, no
12:11I'mma say boot
12:12Nikki's donut
12:13I had no idea what the fuck was going on
12:14She didn't even have a face
12:15She was a faceless winner
12:17Girl, that's a boot
12:18So I used my time, my 10 minutes effectively
12:21I did all three
12:22I know I'm only submitting one
12:23But I'm gonna go through it
12:24Submitting?
12:25It's Tessa Edwards at the pageant of Miss Universe number 68
12:29She's got her pageant hair
12:30She's got her nice floral dress
12:32She's got her flowers from Miss Alyssa
12:34I gave her some blue eyeshadow
12:36Very beautiful, very beautiful
12:37I did Tessa today with the little beard
12:39The black pants
12:40The red hoodie
12:41And I did Tessa naked
12:42So which one you submitting?
12:44I'm submitting the pageant, Tessa
12:46All right, let's vote
12:47Silky
12:48Be honest
12:50You know I'mma boot the hell out of there
12:52Girl, that was nasty boot
12:55Okay, so today I would like to present to you the Lady Xana
12:59Ooh
13:00Wait
13:02What the fuck happened to me?
13:05Silky's donut of me is a goddamn mess
13:08First of all, let me tell you the backstory on it
13:11Please give it to us
13:12I gave her rose gold feet
13:14Because her story, she's walked on a few thorns
13:17But it's turned into gold
13:19Okay
13:20And then on the inside of the thing, you'll never notice
13:22But I made a spicy
13:24Exquisite
13:25Cream sauce
13:26And it's because
13:27You're very spicy as we found out yesterday
13:30Yes
13:32It's a boot for me, I'm so sorry
13:35I can't really
13:38Yeah, I can't
13:40Mama, I know it's your day and you're the cruise director
13:43But what the hell was that?
13:45Congratulations, Tessa
13:46Miss Tessa, you're the girl win!
13:50Girl, clap
13:51Girl, clap
13:52Girl, clap
13:53Yay, Tessa
13:56I think Alyssa should've won this challenge, but you know what?
13:58We all voted toots for Miss Tessa
14:00She got her second sash today
14:01Halfway in, I realized if I was just gonna boot all these other bitches
14:04I was gonna win
14:05I really loved all y'all donuts
14:07The real villain
14:10Thank you
14:11Thank you
14:12Thank you
14:13The villain of Germany
14:19All right
14:20We got to get on the charts, y'all
14:22It's time to record our verses
14:25The performance is happening in few days
14:27And we got the slightest track
14:29This setup is gorgeous
14:31I'm gonna hand it over to our fabulous producer
14:34Hey, Queens
14:35Hi
14:36I'm Oren
14:37Child, I done brought Oren
14:39The girls better be prepared and not embarrassed they ain't see
14:43So, we're gonna do karaoke style recording our lyrics
14:47Karaoke?
14:48Because I love karaoke
14:49I love me a good karaoke
14:51Somebody needs support, we can support them
14:53Uh-huh
14:54Or if somebody just need the encouragement
14:56We can get in their ass and say, come on girl
14:58Cause we got to make the number one
15:00Right
15:01On the chart
15:02I'm already nervous about recording my lyrics today
15:04So sing it in front of a whole bunch of group of peanut gallery bitches
15:07I don't know about all that
15:08So, Silky
15:09Yes?
15:10You're the first up
15:11All right
15:12So load up, let's go
15:13All right
15:14Silky
15:15It's gonna go down
15:19Look at me
15:20The glamorous yam
15:22Thick and tasting like the Christmas ham
15:26Christmas yams, Christmas hams
15:28And she's fucking killing it
15:30She's a one-take diva
15:31And I can't be beat
15:35How about me, Silky?
15:36Silky's done
15:40Silky
15:41One-take diva
15:43All right, Nikki, ready?
15:44Yeah, we are
15:45Here we go
15:46I'm in my element
15:47This is what I love to do the most
15:48Fierce, please get off your phone
15:50Test, please some more patrol
15:52Me and my girls on Silky show
15:55Come on now
15:56And then, okay, so now
15:57Girls, can you all come?
15:58Nikki wants us to be a background vocalist on her track
16:00She's giving us some French words
16:02I'm into it
16:03Yes, y'all
16:04We're gonna do this
16:05We over here set up like the youth choir
16:07D-O-L-L is on the floor
16:09Only thing you gotta say is
16:10We got the R!
16:11Not only they're singing
16:12But they're speaking French
16:13I'm at home
16:14I live
16:15Xana?
16:16Okay, you're up
16:17All right, Xana
16:18Xana, Xana, Xana
16:19Do it in
16:20I'm already getting more flashbacks, y'all
16:22This is not good
16:23I can feel the PTSD rushing into my bones
16:26We're not friends
16:27You're a means to an end
16:28No matter how many notes you sentence
16:30I caught you trying to steal my mens
16:32I don't play pretend
16:33Girl, I got friends
16:34You've got major split ends
16:35I have a lot to prove here
16:36Because most of my verses in the past were bad
16:40Your verse, it didn't have a flow to it
16:43It felt very clunky
16:44Garbage, if you will
16:46We listen and we don't judge
16:48Hopefully
16:49Unless you're fierce
16:54Feaster, eyes on me
16:55I'm delicious, you see
16:56Like a dangerous viper
16:57My fangs all up on her
16:59Okay, I love my girl Xana, but
17:02I've got you in cuffs, lock and key
17:04What's your safe word?
17:05Scream it for me
17:08There's a lot of words
17:09It's cold outside
17:10Get between these sheets
17:11If you don't have money
17:12Then hit it, sweets
17:13Come suck on me
17:14Your favorite streets
17:15Xana, baby
17:16I'm villain in these streets
17:17Okay, so a little low here
17:20Offbeat
17:21Find the beat
17:23More
17:24You're
17:25More confidence
17:26Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:27That's the first run
17:28Yeah, yeah, yeah
17:29Also, you do something
17:30When you say me
17:31You go up
17:32Where I would do
17:33Feast your eyes on me
17:34I'm delicious, you see
17:35Feast your eyes on me
17:36I'm delicious, you see
17:37Feast your eyes on me
17:38I'm delicious, you see
17:39So one, two, three
17:40I'm gonna give you the rhythm
17:41It's all right
17:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
17:43Please, no, give it to me
17:44Cause I'm obviously losing it
17:45I've got Orin on this side
17:46I've got the girls in front of me
17:47I've got the music in my ears
17:48I'm trying to read
17:49I'm trying to react
17:50I'm trying to serve
17:51It's getting real confusing
17:53I feel like a tumbleweed
17:54Just going through the fucking motions right now
17:56So like
17:57Feast your eyes on me
17:58I'm delicious, you see
17:59I've got you in cuffs
18:00And yeah, like
18:01Try to get it right away
18:02I thought there was another conversation
18:03Go outside
18:04Get between
18:05Zerna was doing her best
18:07To get her fucking verse together
18:09One, two, three, four
18:11Feast your eyes on me
18:12I'm delicious, you see
18:13Yeah, close
18:14One, two, three, four
18:15Feast your eyes on me
18:16I'm delicious, you see
18:17Closer
18:18One, two, three, four
18:19Feast your eyes on me
18:20I'm delicious, you see
18:21Zerna is on the stage
18:44Still sinking in this quicksand
18:46And now I'm having to referee
18:48These two grown ass queens
18:51You okay?
18:52I'm fine
18:53Thank you
18:54Can somebody please make this stop?
18:56All of it
18:57Key
18:58What's your name for?
18:59Screaming for me
19:00Okay, bye, bye
19:01Yeah, yeah, that's the flow
19:02Drag is not a contact sport
19:04Do not ever touch me again
19:07Apologize, Tessa
19:08Shout out to the cheers
19:09Give me that opening line
19:12Come suck on me like your favorite treats
19:14I'm Zerna, baby
19:15The one of the streets
19:18I can make that work
19:19Character, character, character
19:21Everybody
19:22Yay
19:23Woo
19:24We all survived
19:25I'm so thankful
19:26Thank you for your encouragement sisters
19:28I'll take it, I'll take it
19:29I'm happy to get off this fucking stage
19:31And sit my ass back down in that chair where I belong
19:33We're running a little bit over time
19:35Mm-hmm
19:36But I wanna make sure we eat good
19:37So I'ma go upstairs and get dinner started
19:40All right, thank you Silky
19:41Thank you
19:42No, thank you
19:43It is time to help my girl Silky
19:45She's cooking food and a lot of food for all of us tonight
19:48And I definitely wanna take some tricks from her
19:50See, we're about to boil some noodles
19:52But I'm black, this is chicken broth
19:55I do the same
19:56And I'ma add some more seasoners to it
19:58Cause we want our noodles to be seasoned
20:00You know, you know
20:01You wanna bring some melanin to the pasta?
20:02Yeah
20:03Ooh, ooh, ooh
20:07What kind of shit is this?
20:08You brought melanin and chaos
20:11Here she goes
20:13Let me show these girls how a real raps just does it
20:17Did you feel the weather for a delicious season bitch?
20:19No you love it how I struck
20:20I'm the coldest God I'm sick
20:21I'm a queen, I'm a boss
20:22Like I've chosen Mrs. Frost
20:23If I want it then I've got it
20:24And I've never checked the cost
20:25There she is
20:26I'm dressed in a itty bitty tiny titty diamonds on my kitty camacuzi by my fire on the heat up in the city
20:31Ooh
20:33Okay, there we go
20:35Mic drop
20:36You're welcome
20:38Girl, it smells really good up in here
20:41Are you joining us to cook?
20:42Yes, yes
20:43Child, Fears has come in
20:45She say that she wanna help us cook
20:48The girls are gagging, the girls are grouped
20:49We know Fears wanna come up here and talk about them
20:54Would you open up the cans, baby?
20:55Of course my love
20:57Why have they got me doing all the manual labor this difficult?
21:01You don't have to cook, you know?
21:03I know it's annoying for you
21:05This is a lot of work and I'm getting tired
21:08Can you find the olive oil?
21:10Oh girl
21:13Test, test, test, test the testicle
21:15All these girls had to sit through my bullshit
21:17So I'm gonna at least sit through theirs
21:20Know I gotta say coke like Matterhorn
21:22Big step every move
21:23Got the ice storm
21:24Big body bitch
21:25Got the plates to all clank
21:26And frostbite touch
21:27Leave himself like a mannequin
21:28Every da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
21:31All right
21:32Pretty good though
21:33Relax, yeah, she came in, honey
21:34No, I gotta say coke like Matterhorn
21:36Big step every move
21:37No, it's fine
21:38We'll
21:39No, no, no
21:40Okay
21:41You got it, you got it
21:42You got all the time
21:43You want to feel happy about it
21:45Yeah, yeah, do another one
21:46Would you believe them girls still going down there?
21:49They're still recording
21:50They still record
21:51And we did ours in what?
21:53One take?
21:54And action
21:56Okay
21:57It's A-L-Y-S-S-A
22:00I'm the Dancin' Diva
22:01And I'm here to slay
22:02Alyssa is up here lubricated with her go-go juice
22:06Queen of the world, but I'm not bragging
22:08Mama's gonna always let them have it
22:12Baby
22:13That's the one
22:14Baby
22:15Girl, now here's the thing
22:17I came out my mama performing
22:20Come in
22:27Hi, Miss Lissa
22:28Hey lady, how are you?
22:29Good
22:30Can we give you a hug?
22:31Thank you
22:32How are you doing?
22:33I'm good, I'm getting through it
22:35After the recording session
22:37I'm still feeling a little
22:38Some type of way about myself
22:40And I want to talk to Alyssa
22:42And get some wisdom
22:43I feel insecure about being here
22:45And like, I keep going over and over and over again
22:47I'm like, am I supposed to be here?
22:48Am I the right person to be here with all of y'all?
22:50I have enjoyed every single moment with you
22:53I mean, you absolutely deserve to be here
22:56And I hope myself or nobody else has ever made you feel any differently
23:01Yeah, I don't think it's y'all
23:03I come in hot with so much confidence
23:05That also isn't all of who I am
23:08I'm indigenous
23:09I'm two-spirit
23:10If you don't know what that means
23:11It's like in our belief systems
23:12Our creator
23:13There's always two people inside of you
23:14It's like I can be that villain
23:15But I can also be that sweet down to earth human being
23:18That everyone knows that you're experiencing right now
23:20I just met Santa
23:21But it feels like we've known each other for years
23:23What is it with you and Fierce?
23:24Because y'all have gone back and forth so many times
23:27I can't put the pieces together
23:29If I can give you any insight
23:31We're literally like that kind of
23:33Oh, they're sisters
23:34They're gonna go at each other
23:36And then as soon as the lights are off
23:38We're like, okay, bye baby, I'll see you later
23:39Do you feel like one day you and Fierce could actually be friends?
23:42Absolutely
23:43I mean if she called me and she needed something
23:45I would put down everything and I'd talk to her
23:46That's awesome
23:47Have you told her that?
23:49I haven't
23:51And I will encourage you though
23:53If you're open to it
23:55You and Fierce just have some one-on-one
23:58Where y'all get to just chit-chat and get to know each other
24:00Outside of the cattiness
24:03Well, the makeup, the drag, the competition of it all
24:06Because I think that y'all probably could be friends
24:09I feel this massive weight off of my shoulders
24:12And I'm so glad I opened up to her
24:15You keep being a guiding light
24:17Silky, what the hell?
24:19The slaycation is up in flames
24:23Me super kitchen woman over there
24:25Is setting the whole house on fire
24:27It's not me
24:29It's Jada Hudson's fault
24:32Because her dinner did not go right last year
24:35Finish your chicken
24:36Are you arguing and not cooking?
24:38What am I supposed to do, girl?
24:39Cook
24:40Bye, bye
24:42And so now she wanna come and send her ghost and her spirits
24:46That she been bang, bang, banging with
24:49To come fuck up my dinner
24:55What the fuck is you in here doing, bitch?
24:57What the fuck is you in here doing?
24:59I told y'all I was gonna burn it down
25:01Let me tell y'all something
25:03The smoke cleared out instantly
25:05Nothing is burnt
25:07Let's go, that smells real good
25:08This is the southern cooking night
25:10We're gonna start off with salad
25:14I made a salad bar
25:15I want you to come up and make your own salad
25:16Salad, the sauce that looks good
25:17Yes
25:18Baby, we got ears, bacon, cheese
25:22You would think we were at the peace of hood
25:24Back in the days in the 90s, honey
25:26Let your hands
25:28All right
25:29Oh, heavenly father of the universe
25:31Or whoever you may serve
25:33Thank you for this day that you have given us
25:35Thank you for the fellowship of sisterhood
25:37Thank you for letting us gather together
25:41Amen to the most high and to the universe
25:45And to the universe
25:46All right
25:47Amen
25:48That was beautiful
25:49In the name
25:50In the name
25:51There's a saying in German that goes
25:53Liebe geht durch den Magen
25:54And love goes through the belly
25:57Oh
25:58This is, this is it right now
26:00Ja, ja
26:03Until you're in German
26:04Bon Appetit
26:06Bon Appetit
26:07Baby, this is gonna be a good dinner
26:09I want the girls to get along
26:11I want it to be a lot of fun
26:13And I don't want any more fighting
26:15We're gonna play a game called
26:16Which Queen is it?
26:18Oh
26:19All right
26:20Present a messy game
26:21The first question read
26:22Who is the most likely to get banned from a club?
26:25Oh wow
26:26And the writing begins
26:31You ready?
26:32One, two, three
26:36Duh
26:37It has to be fierce
26:38Who else?
26:39Yeah
26:40I voted for myself
26:41You need to go to the club to get banned from the club
26:42And you know you would never go if you were not booked
26:45I wanna know why fierce chose herself
26:47Because I knew what everybody else was gonna vote for
26:49You're also not delusional
26:51You're also not delusional, you know
26:53Who is most likely to be late to a gig
26:55And act like it's not a problem?
26:57I know exactly
26:59Oh baby, you need to
27:00Alyssa, how you spell your name?
27:01This is the fastest we've ever written
27:04Yes
27:05I own the bullshit
27:07I own it, I own it
27:08Is the gig gonna start without me?
27:10Let me tell you something
27:11When you the grand diva, honey
27:12Y'all know I ain't got no shame in my game
27:14The main attraction has made it
27:17Oh my God
27:18Thank you
27:19I get to see how much goes into this dish
27:21And I'm telling you tomorrow
27:23We're gonna have to do some sit-ups
27:25Because that shit doesn't have me
27:28Silky, this is amazing
27:30Oh, thank you
27:31Yeah
27:32Oh my God, yes
27:33Got it set up
27:34I even made dessert for the girls
27:36Alyssa?
27:37So she the Q&A queen?
27:39Ask us one more question
27:41Oh, we're gonna do question and answer like the pageant?
27:43Yeah
27:44Alright now, family
27:46Your question is quite simple
27:48Okay
27:49If you could have the power to evict one person from this household, who would it be and why?
27:56Girl
27:57And I can't wait to see how this turns out
28:01Damn
28:02That's where you insert the shade and the little music and all that?
28:05Okay
28:06Why do I just know all these girls are about to vote for me?
28:09Right now, just like Michelle Visage say, I should take out my biggest competition
28:14The only person that has two sash is Tessa
28:18You gotta go
28:19I know it's not a real competition and we're having fun
28:22Ta-ta
28:23Say hi to Berlin for me
28:24Oh, wow
28:25I have to say it because of the sash
28:27Not because she's my biggest competition
28:28Oh
28:29Because
28:30In a competition
28:31What was your biggest competition?
28:32In a competition, I only compete with myself
28:34I know these bitches wanna have me out
28:36But none of these bitches wanna actually say why
28:39I put Tessa too because she's too damn hot
28:42I hope that helps
28:43Clarify
28:44Can you kick the hot people out of the house?
28:46Yeah
28:47I invite them in
28:49Wait a minute, so at night when the cameras leave you be out hot and bothered?
28:52No
28:53I have eyes, I can see it
28:55Sending me out cause I'm too hot
28:57Sending me out cause I got too many badges
29:00Bitch just say you can't stand my ass
29:03Well, you really irritated me when you hit me in the face today so I also put your name
29:08Wait, what do you mean hit it in the face?
29:11When did that happen?
29:13During the recording session
29:18I thought it was very disrespectful that you kept talking over Xana while she was doing her verse
29:22And my Sicilian genes took over and I just touched her face
29:28I don't do physicality like that
29:31If you have an issue, use your words, ignore your hands
29:33I did not whoop you
29:34I didn't say you whooped me
29:35Yeah
29:36But just don't touch me like that
29:37Okay
29:39I won't
29:43Well, it's unanimous
29:45The house has voted
29:47There's the door
29:49Bye bitch
29:50You know what?
29:53Before I leave
29:55Fuck you
29:56Fuck you
29:57Fuck you
29:58And fuck you
30:00I make you up to go play boo
30:04We're trying to play a damn shady game
30:07It's all in fun
30:09This been real
30:11Gooses
30:12And the girls turning into sheer pandemonium
30:15And a scene from The Real Housewives
30:17I'm out
30:20Guys, come on
30:22We can't, like
30:24Tessa, do not pack your shit and leave
30:27Tessa
30:29Lock the doors
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