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Eastenders 23rd
Eastenders 23rd December
Eastenders 23rd December 2025
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EastEnders 23rd
EastEnders 23rd December
EastEnders 23rd December 2025
EastEnders 23/12/2025
Eastenders 23rd December
Eastenders 23rd December 2025
Eastenders 23/12/2025
EastEnders 23rd
EastEnders 23rd December
EastEnders 23rd December 2025
EastEnders 23/12/2025
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00:00I just want a cab.
00:02And I want Bruce Wayne. He's naked with his boobs and he's good.
00:06I expect he is cocked off for Christmas alone.
00:09Petty.
00:12Die hard.
00:14Yeah, man.
00:19Oh, Trace, a pint, please, and a large G&C for me.
00:24Peggy said they're on the house.
00:25She's upstairs. I'll check, shall I?
00:30Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get that cab?
00:40I just need to get away.
00:42Oh, don't tell me. Christmas, arguments.
00:46Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
00:49Oh, if you need, I'll...
00:51I'll go and have a word with her.
00:53I can sing in it.
01:01Three pints of lager and you think she's old with no eyes.
01:06Just wait for my dad, boy.
01:09I want to get you here.
01:13But he's here in spirit, man.
01:14Try to imagine a house that's seen in a fall.
01:23I told you, I told you, I told you, I told you.
01:26Things aren't always as bad as they seem, you know.
01:30That's where I'll be since you left me.
01:34My tears could melt the snow.
01:37What can I do without you?
01:41I've got no place, no place to go.
01:45It'll be lonely this Christmas
01:48Without you to hold
01:52It'll be lonely this Christmas
01:56Lonely and cold
02:00It'll be cold, cold, cold
02:04Without you to hold
02:08This Christmas
02:10It's Nigel coming back.
02:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:19Of course, it should be about five minutes, that's all.
02:22Something tells me I won't be lonely
02:37It's Christmas
02:37What?
02:39You must have seen that gorgeous redhead giving me the eyes back there
02:42Couldn't take her eyes off me when I was singing
02:44It's not, I was a snake charmer and she was a python writhing in front of you
02:49Cold, cold
02:50You must have seen the type of snake that could have to lose it
02:55A python wouldn't fit in the basket
02:58Because it was a very large basket
03:01Called a very swoon python
03:03You are missing the point, Nigel
03:06I am in
03:07In like Selene, my friend
03:09It's just more like that
03:15I haven't had a sniff since my fusel was a boy
03:18I've gone out to Sarah
03:20Leave, Sam
03:20Me and her flesh is in a pan of love, old John
03:23Me and birds
03:25I've never seen someone
03:26I've had an apartment tax, I'm wondering, I'm sure you can too
03:31Yes, and knowing my luck should be some kind of psycho and I wish I'd stayed single
03:36And it'd just be nice, you know, to have someone special at this time of year
03:43To come in here with another laugh
03:46Talk about the year, the memories you've shared
03:49Something to buy a present for
03:52That kind of thing
03:55Anyway, what do you buy with Debbie now?
04:02I don't know
04:03You're going to be in your doghouse again
04:04Yeah, I did get her a present
04:08And I wrapped it up
04:10And I gave it a fill in case I forgot
04:14So, Nigel
04:15What did you give her that hate for?
04:18It's my fruit
04:19I thought you were closer to this psycho, brother
04:23You cheating kid
04:26Where are you going?
04:33Stay here with me
04:34I've done this for five or not
04:41Give him a smoke
04:42His foot was out of the line when he took his phone
04:45No, I'm permitted
04:46His foot was out of the line
04:47Hey, hey, come on
04:51Hey, look at you
04:53Lionel Flaming Blair
04:54We're going to do a dance with your death
04:56No, I'm going to take it down
04:57Nice and easy
04:59Yeah
05:00Do you learn those dance steps on the front lines?
05:02Hey
05:02Archie's teaching how to tango
05:04Just stop, will you?
05:13It's Christmas night
05:14What are you messing about?
05:16Is it okay?
05:19Is it okay?
05:21I just, um
05:22I just present I gave you for Debbie
05:26Present
05:29I, um
05:31I don't know what you're talking about
05:34It's Betty, you're right
05:39I don't believe in Father Christmas
05:41And I don't think we would be randomly wandering around fish and bowling people
05:46All right
05:47Well, I'm going to go home and rent your presents
05:50So good luck, Troy
05:51Nice
05:56It's nothing
06:00So I'm going to go and look for Nigel
06:04I'll stay here, yeah
06:05Just in case he comes with you
06:06Hey
06:07No, I'm not getting involved in a little of your hairbrush, Steve
06:20You haven't got to do nothing
06:21All you've got to do is sit in the car
06:23Watch way loud up the turkeys
06:24And we'll be in and out in ten minutes
06:26So, you want me to get my driver for a turkey house?
06:31Can I do something?
06:32Well, we would
06:34But we're six parts down, please
06:36Merry Christmas
06:37Merry Christmas
06:40Right now
06:41Now, this is something I wouldn't mind when I'm wrapped up in a tree
06:51If one of us should get a number
06:54Do you want some other mug tips, aren't I?
06:57Yeah
06:58One of us should
06:59Types
07:07To the victor
07:15The sponge
07:17Don't worry, brother
07:22Plenty more fish in the sea
07:23You won
07:31Why did you make out of your last?
07:35In assault all night, Biden
07:36Plus, I've
07:38It's got mum's voice in the air
07:40Back in my head
07:41Never know
07:43I will
07:43Come between you
07:44Your brother
07:46Are you all right now, Jim?
07:57So jumbled up in my brain
07:59Am I going that shit?
08:04I don't know how to go, Mitch
08:05I think if I could just find Debbie's presence and think I'd be okay
08:11I think everything would make sense
08:14I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil
08:17You did
08:18I don't know if you're lying to me
08:20And what would I lie?
08:21I don't know
08:22Because you promised
08:24That you'd look after me
08:26Then I will
08:37To the end
08:39Well, Lisa, if he does come in, just give us a call, yeah
08:45Cheers
08:46Is it his film night tonight?
08:49Yeah, yeah
08:50She's just letting him film back tonight
08:51He's probably just nervous, sir
08:55But I can't find him
08:57And you think I don't know when you're lying to me?
08:59You're not going anywhere
09:02Until you tell me what's really going on
09:04She won't like it, you know
09:15Who won't?
09:18I noticed it
09:19It's Peggy
09:19Runs a tight ship
09:21It's again a probe of lock-ins
09:23What time is it?
09:27Does it matter?
09:30I don't know
09:30Just
09:31See what I need to get back
09:34I hope you've got my mate, he hasn't
09:36Said he did, but he lost it
09:38He did
09:39He did
09:40Listen
09:42I think I didn't
09:43I must have made a mistake
09:45What was it?
09:46Nice pair of earrings?
09:50I don't know
09:51I just
09:52Know that it's gone
09:54You're always losing things these days, aren't you, Nigel?
09:59Forgetting things
10:00You've become a burden
10:02No wonder Julie's tired of it, Homer
10:04Julie?
10:07No
10:07Debbie
10:08It's always been Debbie, hasn't it?
10:14And now you've lost her
10:15But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel
10:20You can always find them again
10:23Oh, yeah
10:24Oh, yeah, yeah
10:34Feels like fire
10:38I'm so in love with you
10:43Dreams are like roses
10:48Oh, you don't need me anywhere any more than that I feel.
10:53Love is bright, skinning darkness away, yeah.
11:03I'm so in love with you, purge of soul.
11:11You don't know what you're talking about.
11:26Most of the time he's fine, you know, he just goes about his business like normal.
11:30And when he does flare up, I can handle him.
11:33Yes, you probably can, but I don't mean you should.
11:38Bill, come on, you want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:41So why not let the professionals do the difficult stuff?
11:46I mean, it's all the duties you want to have banged up in the care home and all.
11:49Oh, come on, look, we're not talking Bill Marsh here.
11:52You know, there are some really good ones out there.
11:55If he goes in the care home, that'd be it.
11:56He'll just go down real quickly.
11:58It doesn't have to be permanent, you know?
12:01No, no, no.
12:02I promised about your cartridge.
12:04And that was exactly what I did.
12:14Are you sure we won't pick her out after telephine and all the trimmings?
12:20It's not every day you get invited around someone's house on Christmas Day.
12:25It's good of Carol to ask us.
12:27Anyway, we'll have fun.
12:29Claire will be there.
12:30And we did say she could see Janine.
12:32Fine.
12:33I'd have Christmas dinner with O.J. Simpson if it made you.
12:37I want you to be happy too.
12:39I want you to be happy too.
12:43It's a special present.
12:44I mean, I know.
12:45I bought you something, but I just can't seem to find it.
12:49No, it doesn't matter.
12:50No, but it was important.
12:52It was special.
12:55It had meaning.
12:57Something for you to look at and remember me by when I'm gone.
13:04Gone?
13:06Gone?
13:07Gone?
13:08Gone?
13:09Where are you going?
13:10I don't know.
13:13Look, why would I need someone to remember you by?
13:16You're here.
13:17You're with me.
13:19And I can look at that lovely face whenever I want to.
13:25You know you're good enough for my life, don't you?
13:29You'll always be with me.
13:36I want that to be true.
13:37I just...
13:38I don't think it is.
13:39I don't think you'll always be with me.
13:40You want to get rid of me?
13:41What?
13:42It's alright, you don't need to lie.
13:43I know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
13:47I don't know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
13:48I don't know what I thought.
13:49I don't know what I thought.
13:50I suppose I thought you loved me more than that.
13:51I don't know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
13:52I don't know what I thought.
13:53I don't know what I thought.
13:54I suppose I thought you loved me more than that.
13:58Nigel.
13:59Nigel, please.
14:00Nigel...
14:01Nigel, please.
14:02Nigel, please.
14:03Nigel, please.
14:04Nigel!
14:06Hey.
14:08Hey, it's okay.
14:13I don't know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
14:17I just...
14:18I don't know what I thought.
14:20Mr.
14:22Nigel!
14:26Hey.
14:27Hey, it's okay.
14:29It's okay.
14:30It's me.
14:31I've got you.
14:35Debbie.
14:38It's okay.
14:40I'm here.
14:41You're going to be okay.
14:42I'm sorry, Alice.
14:43It just matters.
14:44Something matters to me.
14:46It's important.
14:48It means something.
14:50Nigel, sweetheart, you really need to calm down, okay?
14:53Then we're going to go home, and then everything's going to be okay.
14:57Home.
14:58I know you were upset about what you thought you heard about the clear home,
15:02but no decision's been made yet.
15:04All we were doing, we were just talking through options sometimes.
15:07I've let you down.
15:08No, you haven't let me down.
15:10This was supposed to be our best Christmas ever.
15:14Our first Christmas as husband and wife.
15:16Nigel, we've been married for over 20 years.
15:19What?
15:21Don't be so...
15:21Sorry, sorry.
15:22No, no, no, no, no.
15:24It's me.
15:25I said, look at him.
15:26His mate, his mate.
15:28My mate, his mate, his mate.
15:29No.
15:30He's calmed down, all right?
15:31I calmed down.
15:32I don't want anyone to get hurt, all right?
15:33Put the stool down, Nigel.
15:35Put the stool down, Nigel.
15:37Get down, man.
15:38Nice.
15:39Come on.
15:40Get out.
15:40All right, all right.
15:41Get out.
15:42All right, all right.
15:42All right.
15:43Okay.
15:43Okay.
15:44I've got to...
15:45Get out!
15:47Get out!
16:04He's gone with it.
16:05He's stupid, stupid.
16:07He doesn't know what he's doing.
16:08No, not him.
16:09He's forgotten anything like that.
16:11I'm not skinny.
16:13Before you came in,
16:14he was talking to himself.
16:19He was dancing.
16:22I don't know where he was.
16:23He wasn't here.
16:27He thought it was Debbie.
16:31He was talking about a present.
16:34He was really important.
16:36Some present that he'd lost.
16:37I don't know whether it was for Debbie or for me.
16:39I don't know.
16:39Yeah, he gave me this for safekeeping.
16:42I think in case he forgot which looks like he did.
16:50Look, um...
16:51I'm going to go and see Alfie's got the teeth in his bowels.
16:57Let's get in there before.
16:59Before he bulbs that door.
17:00He's going to go and see Alfie's got the teeth in his face.
17:05Here he goes.
17:07Ah!
17:07Keep it out!
17:09Did you go around, Alfie!
17:11Oh!
17:15I need you in hand at a think.
17:18Nigel's a little upset, are you?
17:20If I'm...
17:20How do you get it?
17:22I'm telling you, I'll bust it like I'm...
17:23I think you're out of here.
17:24I'll be in bed.
17:25I'm not you. You think this is funny, eh?
17:37But it is kind of funny, Phil.
17:39I just worked hard on this, alright?
17:41You know, and you're not just sitting there laughing.
17:44You think this is some sort of joke.
17:45It's like, yeah, I ain't a joke.
17:46I ain't a joke.
17:47That was meant to be funny, Phil.
17:49Just get out, go on.
17:50All of you, get out.
17:51The show's over.
17:51The show's over.
17:54Get out!
17:55What are you playing at, Phil?
18:02Next is what I really are, man.
18:03Everyone's enjoying it, I know.
18:04Just go!
18:05Go!
18:05What are you doing, son?
18:25Are you going to help with these turkeys or what?
18:36You're the love of my life.
18:40You're the love of your present.
18:41All I want for Christmas is you.
18:45She's going to kill you.
18:46If you don't find it, you're going to die sad and alone.
18:49You're going to die, you know that, don't you?
18:51Find that prison.
18:53What flaming prison?
18:54How many times have I got to tell you?
18:56I got it.
18:56You don't look well, love.
19:02I think you need help.
19:05Don't worry.
19:07I'm here.
19:09I'll always be here.
19:10I'll always be here for you, sweetheart.
19:28Where am I?
19:30No, I just...
19:32You're in the victim, mate.
19:33Everything's fine.
19:35Julie, do you want me to call the doctor or something?
19:37No.
19:38All right, thanks.
19:38Just give us a minute.
19:40Yeah, of course.
19:46You're so beautiful, Debbie.
19:53I messed up.
19:54Didn't I?
19:55I hurt you.
19:57No, you didn't.
20:01Look.
20:01Look, my phone.
20:07It's a present.
20:09You were looking for.
20:12So, there's nothing to worry about.
20:16Okay.
20:21It's a deal, please.
20:24Yeah.
20:25Yeah.
20:31It might be a little bit, Julie.
20:41Julie?
20:42Yeah?
20:43Um...
20:44It's meant for you.
20:47The present.
20:48I remember now.
20:53Oh, that...
20:54Remember me.
21:17Remember us.
21:20Always.
21:21Always.
21:21And I'm always.
21:33I'm really sorry.
21:35That you heard...
21:37What you heard...
21:39Is me...
21:41Talking about...
21:42Killing.
21:45And I'm so sorry it upset you so much.
21:48But it was...
21:52Never.
21:54It was never...
21:55About you hurting me.
21:58Do you understand?
22:00Hmm.
22:02You didn't.
22:06You couldn't.
22:06You couldn't.
22:07We'll make it work.
22:17Okay?
22:24We'll make it work.
22:25No.
22:32No.
22:33I only saw you down.
22:35You're pure fatherless.
22:37No.
22:37You have to go.
22:40You're easy to be.
22:42I feast.
22:43I'm gonna die no matter what.
22:46No.
22:46I promise.
22:47I promise not to waste the coffee.
22:49You have.
22:51I've used to change.
22:53I'm sure.
22:55What a best make a man could ever ask for.
22:58No.
23:00I need to.
23:01I'm gonna die.
23:02Oh, all right.
23:24Be careful.
23:30Come sit down.
23:32Come sit down.
23:39Good-bye.
23:40Good-bye.
23:41Lovely.
23:46Good-bye.
23:51And I love you.
23:58You see, uh...
24:00Are you okay?
24:02Yeah.
24:02Yeah, it's fine.
24:04I...
24:04I think I owe you an apology.
24:21You know, when you first came here, I heard a guy at you because, uh...
24:27When he was burying your head in the sand, you couldn't see how bad it could get.
24:31But now here we are, and here we are along the way, who's burying the head in the sand, I see.
24:38You know what I'm saying?
24:39You know what I'm saying?
24:42Talk to Kathy tonight, and she thinks that Marge might get more out of us, you know, if we're not doing all the donkey work, you know.
24:53We'd get more out of him, we'd get the best out of him, and then get the best out of us, you know.
24:58So maybe, you know...
25:00Maybe it is time now to, uh...
25:06To look at me.
25:08Be careful, I'm sorry.
25:10And just one conversation with Kathy for you to check, right?
25:13No, uh...
25:14It wasn't that.
25:15It was in, that's why.
25:19That film was...
25:20It's like, uh...
25:23It's like he was trying to tell me something.
25:26Or maybe he won't, I don't know, just...
25:31But that's what I saw anyway, it was like he was talking to me.
25:37Yeah, I don't...
25:38I don't think he wants this, he never wanted to be a burden, you know, and I think that's...
25:44That's what's stressing him out.
25:48So, uh...
25:49I talked to him, yeah?
25:53Yeah, I mean, I'm the...
25:56I'm the one that made him the promise.
25:59And I'll go be the one that's breaking it, so it's got to be me.
26:17I've got a couple of toasties, mate.
26:20I thought we were going to eat them outside, sir.
26:22You can do the oats outside.
26:23I don't take it.
26:26You can do the oats outside.
26:35Yeah.
26:36I'm the oats outside.
26:36I know who he is.
26:41Do you want to try it?
26:43Chooch.
26:43Chooch.
26:45Chooch.
26:50Chooch.
26:50Jesus.
27:09Sir.
27:11Tell me to you.
27:13I'm a favorite.
27:16Still.
27:16Still.
27:20Do you remember what I said to you when when it was started you wanted to leave and I said
27:33no I asked you to stay and I swore that I'd look up at you and the thing is that I've
27:45been hanging on with that because you know he doesn't make a promise on me because I
27:50thought it was the best thing for you but now I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or
28:02for anyone anymore we're trying to hurt the road you and me and I don't know it's okay
28:26you can't make a look so
28:34you
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