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00:00Hola, ¿qué tal? ¿Cómo volvió con nosotros?
00:13¿Manusos? ¿Puede escucharnos? ¿Cómo se siente?
00:20¿Se acuerda de lo que le pasó? Nos dio un gran susto.
00:27La buena noticia es que la infección está respondiendo a los antibióticos.
00:34Sin embargo, se va a tener que quedar aquí por un tiempo. Necesita recuperar sus fuerzas.
00:49Manusos, entendemos por completo que esto es mucho para procesar,
00:54pero necesita más tiempo para sanar. Su cuerpo necesita reposo. Es necesario...
01:00Yo me voy. ¿Cuánto debo?
01:04¡La factura! ¿Cuánto debo?
01:07No nos debes nada. A ustedes no. A la gente que estaba aquí antes.
01:15El hospital, los puntos, los remedios, todo eso cuesta.
01:19Antes de la unión, su tratamiento en este hospital en particular
01:23hubiera costado ocho mil doscientos setenta y siete con cincuenta y tres
01:28en Balboas o dólares americanos. ¿Balboas?
01:33Estoy en Panamá.
01:38¿Va a necesitar un recibo desglosado?
01:40¿Va a necesitar un recibo desglosado?
01:45¿Cómo se puede hacer?
01:46No, no, no...
02:00¿Quéってる?
02:01T 잠깐만, mamá acompá.
02:07I don't know.
02:37I don't know.
03:07I don't know.
03:35Oh, please don't get up.
03:37Sorry.
03:37Our pleasure.
03:39Thanks.
03:40Uh-huh.
03:55Cheers.
03:59Cheers.
03:59Cheers.
04:09It's not too sweet.
04:10I always worry I don't add enough water.
04:13It's perfect.
04:14Yeah?
04:14Because I can add more if you want, the water.
04:25The O'Keeffe looks good in here.
04:26Oh, I was about to return that.
04:33Oh, we think it looks wonderful right there.
04:35I was just keeping it safe, really.
04:42There's been a lot of animals roaming around here.
04:45Wolves.
04:47Buffalo.
04:49Buffaloes.
04:51And if they were to wander into the museums and start rubbing up against the paintings,
04:57it's going to be...
04:58Yeah.
04:59That could be problematic.
05:04We can secure all those buildings if you like.
05:08Great.
05:09That would be great.
05:10I don't want a buffalo eating a Mona Lisa.
05:13Yeah.
05:36I don't know what to talk about.
05:40Who says we have to?
05:45How about a board game?
05:51Seriously?
05:52Mm-hmm.
05:53Could be fun.
05:58All right.
05:59So, what are we feeling?
06:19Um...
06:20Bananagrams?
06:23Oh.
06:24No.
06:25That wouldn't be any fun.
06:26You know all the words.
06:27Um...
06:29Chess.
06:30No.
06:31Jesus, no.
06:33Also, you're missing a white rook, remember?
06:36But we can get you a new one.
06:41What else we got?
06:43Um...
06:44Risk.
06:45Oh, world domination.
06:46That's hilarious.
06:48Not sure why we even have that one.
06:51Um...
06:51What about the one you used to play with your cousins?
06:55Ah!
07:04Ah!
07:05Ah!
07:06Too slow.
07:09Are you letting me win?
07:11Or do you just suck at this?
07:13Keep playing and you'll find out.
07:15I have not thought about this game in years
07:21My Nana had a blue deck and a red deck
07:26And she used to make us put them all back in the right boxes
07:29Before we put them away
07:31Loser has to sort
07:33Would you like your cousin Henry to come visit?
07:39You haven't seen him since Christmas 2005
07:41It would be exactly like talking to you, right?
07:49Then no
07:50You didn't want to see me these past 41 days, why bother now?
07:56So why do they call it spit?
08:00We don't know exactly
08:01What do you mean? You know everything
08:03Ready? Spit
08:04We know it originated in the UK during the 80s
08:09There's different theories as to who named it
08:11But no clear answer
08:13Uh, ready? Spit
08:15In 1986, a man named
08:19Oh!
08:20Ha!
08:22It's like playing cards with fucking Google
08:25Is everyone back now?
08:33Mostly
08:34Another hour or two should do it
08:37Um, do you
08:44You think you guys could maybe, um, power wash that up?
08:51Absolutely
08:51Thanks
08:53Well, uh, have a good night
08:59Carol, we can stick around if you like
09:03As long as you want
09:05What? No
09:05No, no, no
09:06I'm sure you have things to do
09:07And I've got, like, a bunch of
09:08Chores
09:10Why not?
09:20It just occurred to me
09:22I've never, I've, I never even thought to ask you where you live
09:24There's no such thing as ownership anymore
09:27No private property
09:29Wherever we hang our hat is our home
09:33Right, but, I mean, where do you sleep at night?
09:38Who can show you?
09:39Everybody sleeps together?
09:59Mm-hmm
10:00Why?
10:02It saves on electricity
10:05Natural gas
10:06It's more efficient to heat and cool one big room
10:09Than hundreds of small ones
10:11This isn't gonna turn into the orgy scene at the end of that Matrix movie, is it?
10:16Not unless you wanted to
10:17We make use of spaces like this all over the world
10:29Malls, churches, convention centers
10:32Oh! Wait, this dog is not one of you, is it?
10:36Definitely not
10:37Though he is a very good boy
10:38His name is Bear Jordan
10:40Hey
10:41Hey, Bear
10:43Hey
10:44I didn't realize you kept pets
10:49We don't
10:50But when an animal refuses to leave its former owner's side, we take care of them
10:54Bear is fond of Malcolm over there
11:05Would you like to stay with us tonight?
11:10We can make you your own bed if you'd like
11:12Oh, no, no
11:13In private
11:13No, that's okay
11:14I'm gonna, uh
11:16Head home
11:17Whatever makes you happy
11:19We can drive you
11:21Or you're welcome to take our car
11:23I'll figure something out
11:24Do you mind if we lie down?
11:29Oh, oh, uh, please
11:30Oh, what a word in the world
11:48Would you mind if we need to do this?
11:49You'd like to make sure I'm involved in translate air
12:56We had a wonderful time with you.
12:59We're very happy to be back.
13:02Yeah.
13:09Would you like us to make you breakfast?
13:11No, no, I'd manage.
13:20I had a nice time too.
14:30It's hard to beat this view.
15:03Man, I love trains.
15:04There's just something about the sound of a train horn, you know?
15:10What about it?
15:12Hmm?
15:13Come on, I must have told some human being at some point that I love train horns.
15:17I thought you knew everything about me.
15:24Not this.
15:24It is the loneliest sound in the world.
15:35How do you do that?
15:52Something to do with the body's electromagnetic field.
15:57Our natural electric charge, so to speak.
16:00You have one too.
16:01Just unused.
16:03So, like radio?
16:07Sort of.
16:08But radio transmission is like talking.
16:10It's conscious.
16:11Our communication is unconscious.
16:14Homeostatic.
16:15Like breathing.
16:19So...
16:20There's still a lot we don't really understand.
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:29Why do you still need trains anyway?
16:36Food distribution?
16:37Food distribution?
16:55Oh.
16:58Carol, you okay?
17:00Oh, yeah.
17:01I'm great.
17:02Sorry.
17:04Carry on.
17:04Ugh.
17:07Does this feel good to you, too?
17:10Absolutely.
17:12So, like, how?
17:16I mean, I know you're getting a massage right now, but technically it's you giving it to yourself.
17:23Yes.
17:25Meanwhile, you're simultaneously giving me a massage.
17:29So, I mean...
17:31That's true.
17:31How does that work?
17:39Does everyone feel what you're feeling right now?
17:44Is the whole world getting a massage?
17:47No.
17:47Not exactly.
17:49It's kind of like...
17:51In the last ten minutes, there's been 1,674 deaths and 965 births.
18:02And, oh, just as we said this, a man in Bulgaria was accidentally impaled on an iron fence.
18:10Oh, Jesus.
18:11Oh, it's okay.
18:12We don't think he pierced anything vital.
18:16To feel everything.
18:18All at once would be unbearable.
18:21But we know it as it happens.
18:24We're aware.
18:28Like we're aware that you just got goosebumps.
18:31Having said all that, this massage feels good.
18:59So that's where it came from?
19:00That's it.
19:02It's star, anyway.
19:05Kepler-22?
19:06Uh-huh.
19:07And the planet, which you can't see, is Kepler-22b.
19:11That's our name for it.
19:12We have no idea what they call it.
19:15It's got a radius roughly twice that of Earth.
19:18And we think their planet may be one enormous ocean.
19:21Sometimes we close our eyes and try to picture it.
19:30I'm not sure I'm looking in the right spot.
19:44I mean, I see the...
19:48The swan, I think.
19:50Do you see a star brighter than the others?
19:53Uh, yes.
19:56That's Deneb.
19:57Then if you trace a straight line up from the first section of wing,
20:01you should see a tiny dot of light.
20:03I can't tell one dot from the next.
20:05There's a lot of light pollution coming from the city.
20:07Let's see what we can do about that.
20:19Wow.
20:23Try it now.
20:29We could place it in the center of the eyepiece for you.
20:32It might make it easier for you to spot.
20:34Oh, oh, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:35Wait, yeah, I think I see it.
20:37I see it.
20:39I do.
20:44Hmm.
20:45Yeah.
20:48So, what are the people like on Kepler-22B?
20:56We probably never learned the first thing about them.
20:59They're too far away.
21:01But we know we love them and we're grateful to them.
21:05And we'll pay it forward, however long that may take.
21:09What does that mean?
21:11We have to share their gift with whoever else might be out there.
21:20Just to be clear,
21:22out there, out there.
21:25Mm-hmm.
21:26How exactly will you do that?
21:49Can you do me a favor?
22:19Hey. Thanks.
22:25Our pleasure. Does this mean what we think it means?
22:30What?
22:31You're writing again?
22:33Writing... Why Karo?
22:36Yeah. Yeah. I had an idea and just started filling up the white board and suddenly my marker ran dry.
22:45So yeah, I'm writing again.
22:47Well, don't let us keep you.
22:51We are just so excited to have something new to read.
22:55And another white Karo.
22:57That's only if you want to share with us. Of course. Absolutely no pressure.
23:01I would. Sure.
23:03Happy writing, Karo!
23:07Yeah.
23:09Yeah.
23:11Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:15Yeah.
23:17Yeah.
23:19Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:23Yeah.
23:25Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:29Yeah.
23:35Yeah.
23:39Yeah.
23:41Yeah.
23:43Yeah.
23:44Ah, that was good.
24:14It was close.
24:16Whoopee!
24:18Don't patronize me.
24:20I'm telling you, I swear to God, when I was a kid,
24:22I used to crush this game.
24:23We know.
24:30Are you freaking kidding me?
24:32Jesus!
24:33You told me you never played before.
24:35Xochia's never played.
24:37But we have the combined knowledge of every living croquet champion,
24:41so that's, you know, a bit of an advantage.
24:44Yeah, I get that with, like, chess or whatever,
24:46but hitting a ball is muscle memory.
24:48You guys all share that, too?
24:51Maybe.
24:52Or maybe you just suck.
24:56Huh.
24:59We're doing that.
25:04Mm.
25:05Okay.
25:06Okay.
25:07Well, just for that, um, I'm gonna beat all seven billion of you.
25:12Oh.
25:13Yep.
25:14So, seven billion butts about to get kicked.
25:19May we ask you a question?
25:21Sure.
25:23What was your best day writing?
25:25No such thing.
25:27Really?
25:28Come on, you have other writers in there.
25:30You should know.
25:31That's like asking, uh, what's the most fun you ever had getting your teeth drilled?
25:35Oh, you poor tortured artist.
25:39By the way, it's still my turn.
25:45Why are you asking?
25:48No such thing.
25:50Fantastic.
25:51Thank you so much.
25:53Like salaam.
25:54Right.
25:55That one thing...
25:56Thanks so much.
25:57This place has been closed for...years!
26:13I never thought I would be back here.
26:24May we join you?
26:31Please, please.
26:36Would you tell us what you're feeling?
26:38We'd be honored to share it with you.
26:40Well, um, it all started right here, as you obviously know.
26:56I used to write longhand on yellow legal pads that I stole from my temp job.
27:02I had like 20 of them, and I'd have to go back and forth, scratch stuff out,
27:08and the whole time I'm just dreaming of saving up enough money for a laptop.
27:11And then I'd rip the pages out, clip them all together with this giant metal clip,
27:17which I also stole, which took both hands,
27:20to pry it open just enough that I could add a single page.
27:27It would give me huge dents in my palms.
27:32Just the whole thing was a fucking nightmare.
27:36Oh, and there was this waitress, um,
27:40three.
27:42I loved her.
27:43She kept my coffee topped off.
27:44She never hassled me about hogging the booth all day long.
27:47Oh, my God.
27:57Take all the time you need, hon.
27:58This place.
28:11This place.
28:16Why is my escape?
28:20Oh, it's devastated when it...
28:22Wait, it burned down.
28:28You rebuilt it?
28:33From...
28:33Wait, from nothing?
28:35From an empty lot?
28:37We did.
28:48God, I miss those days.
28:51Working all night so I could write all morning,
28:53and then...
28:55I mean,
28:56those were the best days.
29:11Is everything okay?
29:12Carol?
29:16Carol?
29:22Carol?
29:23No.
29:53No.
30:23You left us kind of quickly today.
30:41Is everything alright?
30:43Yeah.
30:44Peachy.
30:45Sarcasm.
30:46Yes.
30:47You want a drink?
30:50You want a drink.
30:51We'll have one if it pleases you.
30:53We.
30:54We think.
30:55We want.
30:56Would it kill you to say I?
30:59Would it?
31:00Of course not.
31:02We.
31:04I find it odd.
31:08Semantically.
31:09But of course you could.
31:11We.
31:12Um.
31:13Wow.
31:14All the brains in the world and you can't navigate a fucking pronoun.
31:18Is this why you're upset?
31:20Where was that waitress living?
31:21Bri?
31:22On joining day?
31:23Back when she was she, not you.
31:24Where was she?
31:25Miami.
31:26Hmm.
31:27Working?
31:28Vacation?
31:29Working.
31:30As a cosmetologist.
31:31Recently married.
31:32Oh.
31:33But not anymore.
31:34So.
31:35She had moved on with her life.
31:36And then what?
31:37You dragged her back here to do a little play acting?
31:40Waitress?
31:41Theater?
31:42Carol, I'm not sure we understand what's troubling you.
31:45Can you be more specific?
31:47You are trying to distract me.
31:48Knock me off course.
31:49You rebuild my favorite diner.
31:50You jump for joy when I tell you I'm writing again.
31:52But it's all an act.
31:53It's manipulative bullshit because you know I haven't given up.
31:55Admit it.
31:56Tell me you know I won't give up.
31:58We know.
31:59You are up.
32:00It's manipulative bullshit because you know I haven't given up.
32:03Admit it.
32:06Tell me you know I won't give up.
32:07You rebuild my favorite diner.
32:10You jump for joy when I tell you I'm writing again.
32:14But it's all an act.
32:16It's manipulative bullshit because you know I haven't given up.
32:20Admit it.
32:22Tell me you know I won't give up.
32:25We know.
32:29We wish you would.
32:32But it's also true we love Waikaro.
32:36Alright.
32:38Honesty.
32:39Let's go for it.
32:40Cards on the table.
32:41I like you.
32:43You people.
32:44You.
32:45You.
32:46Whatever.
32:47You're.
32:48There's a lot of things that I like about you.
32:51But this.
32:54This is a train wreck.
32:57This is unsustainable.
33:00It's mental illness.
33:02It's psychosis.
33:03You are starving and you can't even pick a goddamn apple off a tree.
33:07I.
33:08How.
33:11Someone.
33:12Has to put the world right.
33:14Even if it means you all leave me again.
33:17Even if it.
33:18Me.
33:34Seven.
33:35Three.
33:36Seven.
33:37Seven.
33:38Five.
33:39Seven.
33:40Seven.
33:42Seven.
33:44Seven.
33:45Seven.
33:45I don't know.
34:15I don't know.
34:45I don't know.
34:47Morning.
34:49Hey.
34:53How long have you been awake?
34:55Long enough.
35:05I'm up to read chapter one.
35:07I'm up to read chapter one.
35:17I'm up to read chapter one.
35:19I'm up to read chapter one.
35:47Don't leave me hanging.
35:49Rabban is a woman now.
35:55Long overdue.
35:57But I figured now, why not?
35:59Makes sense.
36:01So are you going to just redcon it?
36:05No need.
36:07It can happen canonically.
36:09The font of truth from the second book?
36:11No.
36:13No, that wouldn't work.
36:15Yeah, you're right.
36:16The shapeshifters of Golumbrae.
36:21I was thinking of the caverns.
36:23The caverns of Avalor.
36:24Yeah.
36:25But weren't those lost to time?
36:27Well, sure.
36:28But what is time to someone like Rabban?
36:31They just have to get their hands on Captain Virgil's temporal compass.
36:35Temporal compass.
36:37Wow.
36:38I thought about Lucacia using the compass for something for life.
36:41I mean, I can't remember what, but it just, it makes more sense for Rabban.
36:47Yeah.
36:48So you like it so far?
36:53Carol.
36:56I love it.
37:17I hope you're making enough for both of us.
37:35You're eating too.
37:37Mm-hmm.
37:42You like omelets, right?
37:44We do.
37:46We love all breakfast food.
37:48Sure.
37:49Sure.
37:50But you, you, like lowercase you, does Zosia like omelets?
37:57Zosia likes, I like omelets.
38:03Never had many chances to try them.
38:06Hmm.
38:07What is your favorite food?
38:12Mango ice cream.
38:23I love mango ice cream.
38:27There was an old man in my neighborhood who sold it out of a little cart.
38:32I would watch the ships leaving Gnaisk.
38:38Brand new.
38:39First voyage.
38:40I was maybe 10 years old.
38:43And I was fascinated by these giant ships.
38:48Who built them?
38:50What for?
38:51Where were they going?
38:53And now I know.
38:54And now I know.
38:56Sometimes the man with the cart would hand out ice cream bars to us when he had too many
39:03to sell.
39:04Well, he knew we didn't have two coins to rub together.
39:07It was just after the country had opened up and suddenly he had new flavors.
39:12Mint, coffee, peach.
39:15But, mango, that was my favorite.
39:30Thank you for sharing that.
39:41Zosia?
39:42You're going to have a visitor.
39:47Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
40:11Let's go.
40:39I don't know.
41:09I don't know.
41:39I don't know.
42:09I've been trying so hard to make it on my own.
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