04:51ج I thought I'd Karl's I figure before we go out tonight to celebrate the fact
04:58that I goddamn interview which I will I could cook you all dinner as a thank
05:03you stay as long as you lot girl no note absolutely no notes you're tonight
05:11a 10 I mean it's a 10 out of 10 really nailed it we did we really banged it
06:24ماذا؟
06:25بالنسبة لي عدم الهدفة .
06:27كنت تعيشتها؟
06:28لقد قمت بالفعل نصيب علينا انا نغذب عنه
06:31بلا مدينة صفقة
06:32تحرين فهي إطلاعني
06:34أمير ذلك هي محسنت؟
06:35هل تريد تحرمتها؟
06:37لا، فهل حبيث؟
06:38فهي سمتبه
06:39مهنتمني لأطلق
06:40أمير ذلكنا بإسرحة برحلة بنا
06:44مجل جى حيث
06:47عليها أن تحرمتها؟
06:49ترجمة نانسي قنقر
08:45سوف يجب أن تكون مكتباً في نحن نحن.
08:47أعتقد أنه لا يمكنك أن تفعله.
08:49هل كلام حدث؟
08:51هذا هو حدث.
08:53حدث.
08:54حدث.
08:55أعطي أنك تستطيع أن تذهب إلى.
08:57لذا، وعندما أنك تكون الأولى أنا لا أعرف هنا،
09:00دعني أن أعطيك بك.
09:03بطريق.
09:04أعطي.
09:07أعطي.
09:12أنا لقد أعطي 10.
09:13Okay, I know you are not the founding member of the Drea Fan Club
09:16But I am begging you to act like a normal person tonight, please
09:20You invited her here and the first thing she does is just ask Nova if she wants a drink?
09:26What?
09:26She's being nice
09:27No, that is a manipulative move
09:30Drea is a walking red flag
09:32Red is my favorite color
09:43And the overcrowding is so bad that the mothers have to sleep in their own urine and feces
09:48Okay, no one loves to shop more than me, but live animals are where I draw the line
09:53Mission accomplished
09:55I guess I am the master debater now
09:58Okay, I heard it
10:00So are you still failing your assignment at every turn?
10:03Yep, the guy in front of me at the coffee cart ordered a flat light and then I go
10:06Speaking of flat, barely finished my sentence before the dude ran off
10:09Some of us just have a natural ability, others don't
10:12Keep trying, she will persist
10:14So, uh, do you see Zara a lot? Like, how many times a week?
10:21Not so much these days, there's only so much time when you're in med school
10:24Med school? Impressive, uh, didn't realize you two have that in common
10:31Pretty much the whole family
10:33Wait, um, you and Zara are sisters?
10:40Yeah
10:41Wow
10:46Wow
10:46Siblings!
10:49Wow
10:50There are some incredible genes in this family
10:53I mean, the Hammersworth brothers better wash their backs
10:55Hey, so, have you guys ever just, you know, looked at the sunset and thought, wow, the horizon just kind of goes on forever?
11:05Um, sure
11:07Right?
11:08You could
11:08Did someone take the 70s vibe in here too seriously and slip you a quaalude?
11:12God, I am, I'm over this, so I'm out
11:14Okay, run this back for me, one minute you're talking about boring academic stuff and then the next is bona fide baddies loving you, hitting on you
11:26Yeah, she did, she did indeed do it
11:28Okay, so, uh, what, then you hit it from the front, or the back?
11:32What's that?
11:32Negative
11:33I didn't hit it from any of those aforementioned angles
11:34Okay, I froze
11:36Please tell me it's not still the Zoe factor
11:38No, dude, it's not that, it's just that Edie is, uh, well, Dr. Thompson, she's my colleague, okay?
11:44You know, I don't want to shit where I eat
11:46Last semester there was this anatomy professor who got fired because he got caught putting his anatomy in his TAs
11:52But, but this is a very different situation, Edie isn't your boss, right?
11:57Well, no, she's not my boss, but I mean, she does, she's the head of her department
12:00She has, uh, multiple, like, advanced degrees, more than me, so technically, yeah, she is above me
12:06Okay, all I'm saying is, is just because she's above you, doesn't mean that she can't be up underneath you
12:12You feel me?
12:19Hey, girl, hey, I'm just here sipping this, uh, ginger ale because I had a bad stomach ache
12:29You're lying
12:33Ugh, fine, yes, I am a heathen who drinks between one and three nights a week
12:40And, honestly, I'm not sorry about it
12:43But I am sorry if this is, like, triggering for you and your crippling alcoholism
12:48I'm not an alcoholic, I've never even touched this stuff
12:51I've just decided it's not for me
12:53Okay, now how would you decide that?
12:56As my favorite president, Ronald Reagan, once said while quoting my favorite Russian proverb
13:01Trust, but verify
13:03Everyone says this time in our lives is supposed to be about letting loose and turning up
13:09But I simply cannot verify that spending my college years in a hungover haze is beneficial to my experience
13:14Speaking of verifying things
13:21Have you ever, like, personally verified that the Earth is round?
13:27I haven't
13:29Amazing
13:31They actually flew you to France
13:36Well, they're sexist
13:38They're just for this Western brand with a modern twist
13:40You mean cowboys, B-O-I-S
13:42Their bus ads are so cool
13:44It's too bad that shit happened before Zada started modeling
13:46She would have killed that campaign
13:48What are you talking about?
13:50Uh, I got scouted, but it's not a big deal
13:52Uh, what do you mean?
13:54Yes, it is
13:55What are you talking about?
13:56Bestie is blowing up, okay?
13:58America's next top streetwear model over here
14:00Can I get a whoop whoop?
14:02Hang on
14:03Zada, the only thing you should be focusing on is your pre-med track
14:07I don't...
14:11I don't know if I want to do it anymore
14:12It's just crazy stressful
14:14Okay, I don't do drama
14:16It makes me have to pee
14:17It is stressful
14:19And relentless
14:20And that is how it's supposed to be
14:22That's how they weed out the idiots
14:23Well, this idiot just made three grand in three hours last week
14:27I have two and a half more years at Cal U
14:29Then four years of med school
14:31Then three to seven of a residency
14:33And then I'm finally a doctor
14:35And I get to dig myself out of the amount of med school debt that I owe
14:38Yeah, but then you're a real doctor who saves people's lives
14:43Girl, you're starting to be a podiatrist
14:45I'm actually helping people
14:46You're just being selfish
14:48Damn, well, sorry if trying to figure out what makes me happy is selfish
14:51Happy?
14:52Happiness is a luxury
14:53You're being a spoiled brat
14:55Mom and dad are not paying your tuition so you can have fun and make friends and find yourself
14:59Well, maybe you should worry a little more about being happy because you seem pretty miserable
15:09I'm sorry?
15:10Let me guess, you've never had a serious relationship?
15:12Or any relationship?
15:15What's your point?
15:16Uh-huh
15:17Your med school pals are going to ghost you like the second you graduate
15:20Because, spoiler alert, it was just a friendship of convenience
15:23None of them actually care about you
15:25So stop worrying about Zahra's life and start worrying about your own
15:30So, are you okay?
15:47Because what happened was not
15:48What?
15:50Drea defending me and my friends just standing there like they got their vocal cords cut?
15:54Excuse me?
15:55She's been on one date with you and she thinks it's okay to come at your sister like that?
15:59Honestly, I wasn't mad at it
16:01I think I need Drea to shake up my life right now
16:03Maybe without her I'd get two years into medical school and Sylvia Plath myself
16:09I don't get the reference
16:11You really need to pay attention in late class
16:13I really do
16:14And I know that med school has been giving you hypertension
16:17But I just thought it was a part of the journey
16:19I don't know, I just
16:21I've never had someone stand up for me the way Drea did
16:24And it felt kind of nice
16:26Yeah, I can see that
16:28But she's also bringing out a side of you that is insane
16:31I mean, you posted a picture that made it look like your sister was your lover
16:34Your boo thing
16:36Your flavor of the week
16:37Okay
16:38Yes, I understand it was giving desperate vibes
16:41But Drea also has some amazing qualities
16:44But are those things worth it?
16:47After the game she played, you looked like Obama before and after the presidency
16:51Okay, I mean, I did feel like I was on a plane and the oxygen masks dropped
16:56I guess that's not how someone that you want to be with should treat you
17:02Mm-mm
17:02How do I end this?
17:08Did I just hit her with the
17:08Hey, can we dog text?
17:11Yeah
17:12Man, I do not miss those
17:14I'm really proud
17:21Don't finish the sentence
17:23Kate, good talk
17:27Hey, honey
17:40Sorry, I'm late
17:41Oh, that's okay, dear
17:44What took you so long?
17:46Ah, you know, just had a little trouble
17:47Getting the triplets down
17:49Putting them to sleep
17:51Sorry, man, we got triplets
17:53Yeah
17:54Okay
17:55Triplets, huh?
17:57Yeah
17:58So, twins just didn't feel like I could do the trick?
18:00Ah, a little threes
18:01You know I can handle myself, right?
18:04Yeah
18:04But that wasn't for you, that was for me
18:06Because I wanted to be the only guy you were talking to
18:09Oh, really?
18:12Yeah
18:12Then what was that about earlier?
18:15I had a bad stutter as a kid
18:17And watching you today
18:18Kind of felt like a reenactment of certain parts of my childhood
18:21Yeah, I'm sorry about that
18:23Can I please plead temporary insanity, Your Honor?
18:25Just because I would really love to take you out sometime
18:29You know, we're already out now
18:34Look at that
18:37You're right, it's a fact
18:39Yes
18:39So, if this was a date
18:45Yeah, I agree
18:46What would you do?
18:50Hmm
19:01Something like that, maybe
19:02My place is a couple blocks away
19:06You want to get out of here?
19:07Yeah, I'd love that very much
19:07I think that's a great idea
19:08Just to be clear
19:10Yeah
19:11This is super fun
19:12Fun is kind of all I can do right now
19:14I'm not looking for anything more than that
19:16Okay
19:17Cool
19:18Cool
19:19Cool
19:20Cool
19:21Alright
19:21Yeah, no, that's crazy
19:22Because I was thinking that same thing, you know?
19:23Hmm
19:26So here's the thing about toxic relationships
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