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00:01Are you going to stand there like a lemon or...
00:04Are you going to drink?
00:05Not stopping her.
00:06I just want a can.
00:08And I want Bruce Willis naked with his boobs in his gun.
00:12Oh, I expect he is cut tough for Christmas and all.
00:15Pity.
00:18Die hard.
00:20Yeah, yeah.
00:25Oh, Trace, a pint, please, and a large G&C for me.
00:30Pity sitting on the house.
00:32She's upstairs.
00:33I'll check, shall I?
00:39Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get that cat?
00:46I just need to get away.
00:48Oh, don't tell me.
00:50Christmas, arguments.
00:52Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
00:55Oh, well, if you need, I'll...
00:57I'll go and have a word with her.
01:00I could sling him out.
01:07Three pints of lager and you think he's all with no eyes.
01:13Just wait for my dad, boy.
01:15Is he here?
01:19But he's here, it's very in love.
01:21Try to imagine...
01:22Try to imagine...
01:24The house that's in the world.
01:29Oh, my, my, my, my...
01:30Please, don't worry.
01:32Things aren't always as bad as they say, you know.
01:35That's where I'll be since you left me
01:40My tears could melt the snow
01:43What can I do without you?
01:47I've got no place, no place to go
01:51It'll be lonely this Christmas
01:55Without you to hold
01:58It'll be lonely this Christmas
02:02Lonely and cold
02:06We'll be conquered
02:08Without you to hold
02:14It's Christmas
02:16Is Nigel coming back?
02:25Oh yeah, yeah, of course
02:26It's been about five minutes, that's all
02:32Something tells me I won't be lonely
02:43It's Christmas
02:43What?
02:46You must have seen that gorgeous redhead giving me the eye back there
02:48Couldn't take her eyes off me when I was singing
02:51She thought I was a snake charmer and she was a python writhing in front of me
02:55She thought I was a snake charmer and that's the type of snake that could have had to lose it
03:01A python wouldn't fit in the basket
03:05I guess it was a very large basket called a very small python
03:10You are missing the point, Nigel
03:12I am in, in like Flynn, my friend
03:16It's just more like that
03:21I haven't had a sniff since my few years of the wizard boy
03:24I've got that Sarah
03:26Lisa
03:26And he flashes in a pan of love, old chum
03:30And he and birds
03:31It's never seen to hurt you
03:33Apart from time, Sam, I'm sure you can too
03:38Yes, and knowing my luck should be some kind of psycho and I wish I'd stayed single
03:42And it'd just be nice, you know, to
03:46To have someone special at this time of year
03:49Come in here with another laugh
03:53Talk about the year, the memories you've shared
03:55Some could buy a present, I thought
03:59That kind of thing
04:01Anyway, what'd you buy for Debbie now?
04:08I don't know
04:09You're going to be in the doghouse again
04:11I mean, I did get her a present
04:14And, um, you wrapped it up
04:17And
04:17I gave it a fill in case I forgot
04:21So much
04:22What'd you give her that eight for?
04:24It's my friend
04:25My best friend
04:26Really?
04:28I think you were closer to this psycho, brother
04:30You're cheating, kid
04:32Where are you going?
04:39Hey, stay here with me
04:40Hey, do it for five or not
04:48Give him a smoke
04:49His foot was out of the line when he took his phone
04:51Oh, I'm permitted
04:52His foot was out of the line
04:54Hey, hey, come on
04:58Hey, look at you
04:59Lionel Flaming Blair
05:00We're going to do a dance with your death
05:02No, I'm going to take you down
05:04Nice and easy
05:05Yeah?
05:06You learn those death steps on the front
05:08Hey, Archie's teach you how to tango
05:10Just stop, will you?
05:14It's Christmas night
05:20What are you messing about?
05:22It's okay
05:25I just, um
05:28I just present I gave you for Debbie
05:32Present?
05:37I, um
05:37I don't know what you're talking about
05:40It's Betty, you're right
05:45I don't believe in Father Christmas
05:47And I don't think he would be randomly wandering around fish-embowling people
05:53Right, well I'm going to go home and rent your presents
05:56So good luck, Troy
05:57It's nothing
06:06So I'm going to go and look for night, June
06:10I'll stay here, yeah
06:11Just in case he comes
06:12Hey
06:14No, I'm not getting involved in another one of your hairbrush skills
06:26You haven't got to do nothing
06:27All you've got to do is sit in the car
06:29Watch way loud up the turkeys
06:31And we'll be in and out in ten minutes
06:32So you can get my driver for a turkey hoist
06:36For yourself
06:38Well, we would, but
06:41We're six pints down for Christmas
06:42Merry Christmas
06:44Yeah, Merry Christmas
06:46I know
06:47Now there is something I wouldn't mind if I'm wrapped up under the tree
06:57One of us should get a number
07:00Put some other mug tips on it
07:03Yeah
07:04One of us should
07:05Tyus
07:14To the victor
07:21The sponge
07:23Don't worry, brother
07:28Plenty more fish in the sea
07:29You won
07:37What did you make out of your last?
07:41A day of salt was all night, I've had
07:43Plus I've
07:44It's got Mum's voice in the back of my head
07:47Never know
07:49I will come between you
07:51Your brothers
07:52Are you alright, Nigel?
08:01I'm so jumbled up in my brain
08:05Am I going mad?
08:09Well, I don't know how to go in this
08:11I think if I could just find Debbie's presence and think I'd be okay
08:17I think everything would make sense
08:20I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil
08:23You did
08:24I don't know if you're lying to me
08:26And what about I lie?
08:28I don't know
08:28Because you promised
08:30That
08:31You'd look loved
08:32Then I will
08:43To the end
08:45Well, Lisa, if he does come in, just give us a call, yeah?
08:52Of course
08:52Cheers
08:52Isn't it his film night tonight?
08:55Yeah, yeah
08:56She's
08:56He's
08:57He's
08:57He's
09:01Probably just nervous
09:01But I can't find him
09:03And you think I don't know when you're lying to me?
09:07You're not going anywhere
09:08Until you tell me what's really going on
09:10She won't like it, you know
09:21I mean
09:23I notice it
09:25Figgy
09:26Runs her tight suit
09:27She don't approve of lock-ins
09:30What time is it?
09:33Does it matter?
09:37Just
09:37Think that I need to get back
09:40Hope you've brought my mate to present
09:42Said he did
09:43But he lost it
09:44Had to
09:45Give it
09:46I think I didn't
09:49I must have made a mistake
09:51What was it?
09:52Nice pair of earrings
09:53I don't know
09:57I just
09:58Know that it's gone
10:00You're always losing things these days, aren't you, Nigel?
10:05Forgetting things
10:06You become a burden
10:08No wonder Julie's tired of it all
10:11Julie?
10:13No
10:14Debbie
10:14It's always been Debbie
10:18Hasn't it?
10:20And now you've lost her
10:22But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel
10:26You can always find them again
10:29Oh my God
10:33It feels like fire
10:45I'm so in love with you
10:49Dreams are like things as they keep me
10:57Anyhow, any knowledge
10:58Love is bright
11:02Scaling
11:04Darkness away
11:06I'm so in love
11:12With you
11:13Purdy soul
11:15Make love
11:20Your role
11:23The power of love
11:29You don't know what you're talking about.
11:32Most of the time he's fine, you know.
11:34He just goes about his business like normal.
11:36And when he does flare up, I can handle him.
11:39Yes, yes, you probably can.
11:42But that don't mean you should.
11:45Bill, you want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:48So why not let the professionals do the difficult stuff?
11:53I mean, Summer Julie, she must have banged up in the care home and all.
11:56Oh, come on, look, we're not talking Belmarsh here.
11:59You know, there are some really good ones out there.
12:02If you present a care home, that'd be it.
12:03It'd just go down in quickly.
12:05It doesn't have to be permanent, you know.
12:07It's not only that, then.
12:09I'll promise to be a partial car drink.
12:11And that was exactly what I'm going to do.
12:13I'll stop.
12:14Are you sure we'll want to go out after therapy and all the trimmings?
12:27It's not every day you get invited around someone's house on Christmas Day.
12:32It's good of Carol to ask us.
12:34Anyway, we'll have fun.
12:35Claire will be there.
12:37And we did say she could see Janine.
12:39Fine.
12:39I'd have Christmas dinner with O.J. Simpson.
12:42It made you.
12:44I want you to be happy too.
12:46No.
12:50It's a special present.
12:51I mean, I know.
12:52I bought you something, but I just can't seem to find it.
12:56No, it doesn't matter.
12:57No, but it was important.
12:59It was special.
13:02It had meaning.
13:03Something for you to look at and remember me by when I'm gone.
13:13Gone?
13:14I'm not gone.
13:15Where are you going?
13:16I don't know.
13:20Look, why would I need someone to remember you by?
13:23You're here.
13:25You're with me.
13:26And I can look at that lovely face whenever I want to.
13:30You know you're the love of my life, can't you?
13:36You'll always be with me.
13:45What is it?
13:50I want that to be true.
13:54I just...
13:55I don't think it is...
13:57I don't think you'll always be with me.
14:00You want to get rid of me?
14:05What?
14:05No, it's all right.
14:06You don't need to lie.
14:07I know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
14:13I don't know what I thought.
14:18I suppose I thought you loved me more than that.
14:23Nigel, please.
14:25Nigel, please.
14:26Nigel.
14:32Hey.
14:33Hey, it's okay.
14:35It's okay.
14:36It's me.
14:37I've got you.
14:41Debbie.
14:45It's okay.
14:46I'm here.
14:47You're going to be okay.
14:48I'm sorry, Alyssa.
14:49It just matters.
14:50It doesn't matter to me.
14:53It's important.
14:55It means something.
14:56Nigel, sweetheart.
14:57You really need to calm down, okay?
14:59Oh.
14:59Because then we're going to go home, and then everything's going to be okay.
15:02Oh.
15:03Home.
15:04I know you were upset about what you thought you heard about the key home, but no decision's
15:10been made yet.
15:10All we were doing, we were just talking through options.
15:13I've let you down.
15:14No, you haven't let me down, sir.
15:16This was supposed to be our best Christmas ever.
15:20Our first Christmas as husband and wife.
15:22Nigel, we've been married for over 20 years.
15:25It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me, Phil.
15:36Just calm down, all right?
15:37I calm down.
15:38I don't want anyone to get out of that line.
15:40Put the stool down, Nigel.
15:41I put the stool down, Nigel.
15:43Put it down, mate.
15:44It's me.
15:44Nice.
15:46Get out.
15:47All right, all right.
15:47Get out.
15:48All right, all right.
15:49Out.
15:49Okay.
15:50Okay, mate.
15:51Okay.
15:51Get out.
15:53Get out.
15:55He's bald, isn't he?
16:12Stupid, stupid.
16:13He doesn't know what he's doing.
16:14No, not him.
16:15Me?
16:16He's a guy named like that.
16:17I watched him.
16:19Before you came in, he was talking to us.
16:25He was dancing.
16:28I don't know where he was, but he wasn't here.
16:33He thought it was Debbie.
16:38He was talking about a present.
16:41He said it was really important, some present that he'd lost.
16:44I don't know whether it was for Debbie or for me at all.
16:45He gave me this for safekeeping.
16:50I think in case he forgot, which looks like he did.
16:56Um, you say, or I'll maybe a columnist.
17:00Wait, you're going.
17:01I'm going to go and see Alfie.
17:02He's got the teeth in his barrels.
17:03Let's get in there before.
17:05Before he bolts that door.
17:06I think you answered your own question, then.
17:31You think this is funny, eh?
17:44But it is kind of funny, Phil.
17:45I just worked hard on this, all right?
17:48You know?
17:48And you're not just sitting there laughing.
17:50You think this is some sort of joke.
17:51It's like, I ain't a joke.
17:52I ain't a joke.
17:53It meant to be funny, Phil.
17:55Just get out.
17:56Go on.
17:56All of you, get out.
17:57The show's over.
17:58The show's over.
18:00Get out.
18:01What are you paying at, Phil?
18:08Next is where I really are, man.
18:09Everyone's enjoying it.
18:10I know.
18:10Just go.
18:11Go.
18:11Go.
18:26What are you doing, sir?
18:41You're going to help with these turkeys, or what?
18:44You're the love of my life.
18:47Your present.
18:49All I want for Christmas is you.
18:52She's going to kill you.
18:53If you don't find it, you're going to die sad and alone.
18:55You're going to die, you know that, don't you?
18:57Find that present.
18:59What flaming present?
19:00How many times have I got to tell you?
19:02I've got it.
19:07You don't look well, love.
19:08I think you need help.
19:11Don't worry.
19:14I'm here.
19:15I'll always be here.
19:25I'm here.
19:31I'm always here for you, sweetheart.
19:34Where am I?
19:37Nigel, you're in the victim, mate.
19:40Everything's fine.
19:41Julie, do you want me to call the doctor or something?
19:43No.
19:44We're all right, thanks.
19:45Just give us a minute.
19:46Yeah, of course.
19:47You're so beautiful, Debbie.
19:59I messed up, didn't I?
20:01I hurt you.
20:03No, you didn't.
20:04No.
20:07Look.
20:10Look, my phone.
20:11It's the present you were looking for.
20:18So, there's nothing to worry about.
20:23Okay.
20:28It's lovely.
20:28It's lovely.
20:28It's lovely.
20:41It's lovely, Julie.
20:47Julie.
20:51It's meant for you.
20:53The present.
20:54I remember now.
20:59Oh, that.
21:00It's me.
21:11Remember me.
21:24Remember us.
21:27Always.
21:32Always.
21:33I'm really sorry that you heard what you heard of me talking about Kenny.
21:51And I'm so sorry it upset you so much.
21:57But it was never, it was never about you hurting me.
22:03Do you understand?
22:06Hmm.
22:08You didn't.
22:12You couldn't.
22:20We'll make it work.
22:30We'll make it work.
22:33No.
22:39No.
22:39I'll only slow you down.
22:42You're pure botherless.
22:43No.
22:43You have to go.
22:46You listen to me.
22:48I feast.
22:50I'm gonna die no matter what.
22:52No.
22:53Listen.
22:54I promise not a waste of coffee.
22:55You have.
22:57Things have changed.
22:58I'm sure.
23:00You are the best them a man could ever ask for.
23:04And now.
23:06I need to thank you.
23:08I do.
23:08I do.
23:09I do.
23:09I do.
23:10Come sit down.
23:40Come sit down.
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25:52No.
25:54So what?
25:56I talked to him.
25:57Yeah.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I mean, I'm the...
26:02I'm the one that made him the promise.
26:06And I'm going to be the one that's breaking it, so it's got to be me.
26:22I've got a couple of toasties, mate.
26:26I thought we could eat them outside, so...
26:28Do you have your own toast, sir?
26:30All right.
26:30All right.
26:31See you.
26:42Yeah.
26:42I don't know.
27:12Cheers.
27:17Sam and cheese.
27:19My favourite.
27:22Still.
27:23Still.
27:28But you, uh...
27:30Do you remember what I said to you when I was started, you wanted to leave?
27:39I said, no, I asked you if you were staying or not.
27:42I swore that I'd love heart that you'd...
27:48The thing is that I should have been hanging on the map because...
27:53You always made that promise, Sam, because I thought it was the best thing for you.
27:58But now, um...
28:06I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or...
28:09Or for anyone anymore.
28:11We're trying to find out that road, you and me.
28:27I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or...
28:28That's okay.
28:28I'm not sure.
28:28It's okay.
28:29I'm not sure.
28:29that's okay
28:33you need to let me go
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