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00:01Are you going to stand there like a lemon or...
00:04Are you going to drink?
00:05Not stopping her.
00:06I just want a can.
00:08And I want Bruce Willis naked with his boobs in his gun.
00:12Oh, I expect he is cut tough for Christmas and all.
00:15Pity.
00:18Die hard.
00:20Yeah, yeah.
00:25Oh, Trace, a pint, please, and a large G&C for me.
00:30Pity sitting on the house.
00:32She's upstairs.
00:33I'll check, shall I?
00:39Do you want to tell me why it's so important to get that cat?
00:46I just need to get away.
00:48Oh, don't tell me.
00:50Christmas, arguments.
00:52Debbie hasn't slung you out, has she?
00:55Oh, well, if you need, I'll...
00:57I'll go and have a word with her.
01:00I could sling him out.
01:07Three pints of lager and you think he's all with no eyes.
01:13Just wait for my dad, boy.
01:15Is he here?
01:19But he's here, it's very in love.
01:21Try to imagine...
01:23Try to imagine...
01:24The house that's in the room.
01:29Oh, my, my, my...
01:30Please, don't worry.
01:32Things aren't always as bad as they seem, you know.
01:36That's where I'll be since you left me.
01:40My tears could melt the snow
01:43What can I do without you?
01:47I've got no place, no place to go
01:51It'll be lonely this Christmas
01:55Without you to hold
01:58It'll be lonely this Christmas
02:02Lonely and cold
02:06It'll be cold, cold, cold
02:10Without you to hold
02:14It's Christmas
02:16It's Nigel coming back
02:24Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, of course
02:26It's been about five minutes, that's all
02:36Something tells me I won't be lonely
02:43It's Christmas
02:43What?
02:46You must have seen that gorgeous redhead giving me the eye back there
02:48Couldn't take her eyes on me when I was singing
02:51I was a snake charmer and she was a python writhing in front of me
02:55And this, that's the type of snake that could have had to lose it
03:01A python wouldn't fit in the basket
03:05I guess it was a very large basket
03:07Or a very small python
03:10You are missing the point, Nigel
03:12I am in
03:13In like Flynn, my friend
03:16It's just more like that
03:21I haven't had a sniff since Matthew's little wizard boy
03:24Don't let Sarah
03:26Lisa
03:26Me and birds
03:31It's never seen so hard
03:33Apart from someone, I'm sure you can too
03:38Yes, and knowing my luck should be some kind of psycho
03:41And I wish I'd stayed single
03:42And it'd just be nice, you know, to
03:46To have someone special at this time of year
03:49Coming in with another laugh
03:53Talk about the year, the memories you've shared
03:55Something to buy a present, I thought
03:59That kind of thing
04:01Anyway, what did you buy with Debbie now?
04:08I don't know
04:09You were going to be in a doghouse again
04:11I did get her a present
04:15And I wrapped it up
04:17I gave it to Phil
04:20In case I forgot
04:21So, Nigel
04:22What did you give her that height for?
04:24He's my friend
04:25My best friend
04:26Really?
04:28I think we were closer to this
04:29To our code brothers
04:30You cheating kids
04:32Where are you going?
04:39Hey, stay here with me
04:40I thought it was a favor, Lodge
04:48Give him a smoke
04:49His foot was over the line when he took his phone
04:51Oh, I'm permitted
04:52His foot was over the line
04:54Right?
04:56Right?
04:57Come on
04:58Right?
04:58Look at you
04:59Lionel Flaming Blair
05:00We're going to do a dance with your death
05:02I'm going to take you down
05:04Nice and easy
05:05Yeah?
05:06You learn those dance steps on the front lines?
05:08Right?
05:09Archie's teaching you how to tango
05:10Just stop, will you?
05:19It's Christmas night
05:20What are you messing about?
05:24Are you okay?
05:27I just, um
05:28I just
05:30A present I gave you
05:31For Debbie
05:32Present?
05:35I am
05:37I don't know
05:40What are you talking about?
05:43It's Betty
05:44You're right
05:45I don't believe in Father Christmas
05:47And I don't think
05:49He would be randomly
05:50Wondering around
05:51Fishing, bowling people
05:52Right
05:54Well, I'm going to go home
05:55And rent your presents
05:56So good luck, Troy
05:57I don't know
05:58What's that?
06:03Oh, shit
06:04It's nothing
06:06So I'm going to go
06:09And look for night
06:10You
06:10I'll stay here
06:11Just in case
06:12He comes
06:12Hey
06:14Hey
06:14Hey
06:15Hey
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06:28Hey
06:57One of us should get a number, put some other mug tips on it.
07:03Yeah, one of us should.
07:13Tyus.
07:20To the victim.
07:22The spawns.
07:27Don't worry, brother.
07:29Plenty more fish in the sea.
07:37You won.
07:39What did you make out of your last?
07:41Eight of soaps all night, have I?
07:43Plus, I've just got Mum's voice in the hand.
07:47Back in my head.
07:49Never let a woman come between you.
07:51Your brothers.
07:57Are you all right now?
08:01I'm so jumbled up in my brain.
08:07Am I going mad?
08:09I don't know how to go, Mitch.
08:11I think if I could just find Debbie's presents and think I'd be okay, I think everything would make sense.
08:21I'm sure I gave it to you, Phil.
08:23You didn't.
08:25I don't know if you're lying to me.
08:27And why would I lie?
08:28I don't know.
08:29Because you promised that you'd look after me.
08:33Then I will.
08:43To the end.
08:49Well, Lisa, if he does come and just give us a call, yeah?
08:51Oh, Jess.
08:53Is it his film night tonight?
08:55Yeah, yeah.
08:57He's probably just nervous, sir.
08:59But I can't find him.
09:01And you think I don't know when you're lying to me?
09:05You're not going anywhere until you tell me what's really going on.
09:09She won't like it, you know.
09:11What do you mean?
09:13What do you mean?
09:15What do you mean?
09:17She won't like it, you know.
09:19What do you mean?
09:21What do you mean?
09:23I don't notice it.
09:25Figgy runs the tight suit.
09:27She don't approve of lock-ins.
09:29What time is it?
09:31Does it matter?
09:33I don't know.
09:35Just think that I need to get back.
09:39I hope you've got my mate to present.
09:43Said he did, but he lost it.
09:45I didn't...
09:47I think I didn't...
09:49I must have made a mistake.
09:51What was it?
09:53Nice pair of earrings.
09:55I don't know.
09:57I just...
09:59know that it's gone.
10:01You're always losing things these days, aren't you, Nigel?
10:05Forgetting things.
10:07You become a burden.
10:08No wonder Julie's tired of it all.
10:11Julie?
10:13No.
10:14Debbie.
10:17It's always been Debbie, hasn't it?
10:20And now you've lost her.
10:23But that's the thing about losing things, Nigel.
10:27You can always find them again.
10:29Fire.
10:30Feels like fire.
10:44I'm so in love with you.
10:48I'm so in love with you.
10:52Dreams are like angels.
10:55They keep...
10:57You don't need me anyhow, you know it?
10:58It's better than...
10:59Love goes bright, skinny, darkness away, yeah.
11:03Scaling darkness away, yeah.
11:06I'm so in love with you, purge the soul.
11:18Make love your goal.
11:24The power of love.
11:25You don't know what you're talking about.
11:26Most of the time he's fine, you know.
11:27He just goes about his business like normal.
11:28And when he does flare up, I can...
11:29I can handle him.
11:30Yes, yes, you probably can.
11:31But that don't mean you should.
11:32Bill, come on, you want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:35So why not let the professionals do the difficult stuff?
11:37I mean, so my Julie, she wants to bang up in the care room and all.
11:39Oh, come on, we're not talking film, our share.
11:40You know, the...
11:41I mean, I don't know what you're talking about.
11:42I don't know what you're talking about.
11:43I don't know what you're talking about.
11:44Most of the time he's fine, you know.
11:45He just goes about his business like normal.
11:46And when he does flare up, I can...
11:47I can handle him.
11:48Yes, yeah, you probably can.
11:49But that don't mean you should.
11:50Bill, come on, you want to enjoy the best of him, don't you?
11:52I mean, so my Julie, she wants to bang up in the care room and all.
11:56Oh, come on, look, we're not talking film, our share.
11:59You know, there are some really good ones out there.
12:01If there isn't a care room, that'd be it.
12:03It'll just go down in quickly.
12:05It doesn't have to be permanent, you know.
12:07No, no, no, no.
12:08I'll promise to you about your culture.
12:11And that is exactly what I'm going to do.
12:13Are you sure we'll want to go out after therapy and all the trimming?
12:26It's not every day you get invited around someone's house on Christmas Day.
12:31It's good of Carol to ask us.
12:34Anyway, we'll have fun.
12:35Claire will be there.
12:36And we did say she could see Janine.
12:38Fine.
12:39I'd have Christmas dinner with O.J. Simpson.
12:42It made you.
12:44I want you to be happy too.
12:46I am.
12:50It's a special present.
12:51I mean, I know.
12:52I bought you something, but I just can't seem to find it.
12:56No, it doesn't matter.
12:57No, but it was important.
12:59It was special.
13:02It had meaning.
13:04Something for you to look at and remember me by when I'm gone.
13:12Gone?
13:13Gone?
13:14Gone?
13:15Where are you going?
13:16I don't know.
13:17Look, why would I need someone to remember you by?
13:23You're here.
13:24You're with me.
13:25And I can look at that lovely face whenever I want to.
13:29You know you're the love of my life, don't you?
13:30You'll always be with me.
13:31You know you're the love of my life, don't you?
13:32You'll always be with me.
13:34What is here?
13:35I want that to be true.
13:44I want that to be true.
13:54I just, I don't think it is.
13:57I don't think you'll always be with me.
14:02You want to get rid of me?
14:05What?
14:05No, it's all right. You don't need to lie.
14:07I know how hard it's been for you, but I just...
14:13I don't know what I thought.
14:18I suppose I thought you loved me more than that.
14:23Nigel, please.
14:25Nigel, please.
14:29Nigel.
14:32Hey. Hey, it's OK.
14:35It's OK.
14:36It's me. I've got you.
14:37It's OK. I'll be here. You're going to be OK.
14:48I'm sorry, Alice.
14:49It just matters. Something matters to me.
14:53It's important. It means something.
14:56Nigel, sweetheart, you really need to calm down, OK?
14:58Then we're going to go home, and then everything's going to be OK.
15:03Home.
15:05I know you were upset about what you thought you heard about the clear home,
15:09but no decision's been made yet.
15:10All we were doing, we were just talking through options sometimes.
15:13I've let you down.
15:14No, you haven't let me down.
15:15That's fine.
15:16This was supposed to be our best Christmas ever.
15:20Our first Christmas as husband and wife.
15:22Nigel, we've been married for over 20 years.
15:26What?
15:27So, yes, you miss her.
15:28Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
15:31That's a brilliant.
15:33It's me. It's me. It's me.
15:34It's me. It's me. It's me.
15:35He'll calm down, all right?
15:37I'll calm down.
15:38I don't want anyone to get out of that line.
15:40Put the stool down, Nigel.
15:41Put the stool down, Nigel.
15:43Put it down, mate.
15:44It's me.
15:44Nice.
15:45Get out!
15:47All right, all right, all right.
15:47Get out!
15:48All right, all right, all right.
15:49Out!
15:49Okay, okay, mate.
15:51Okay.
15:51Get out!
15:53Get out!
16:10He's bowling here.
16:12Stupid, stupid.
16:13He doesn't know what he's doing.
16:14No, I'm not in.
16:15But he's forgotten anything like that.
16:17I watched him before you came in.
16:22He was talking to himself.
16:25He was dancing.
16:26I don't know where he was, I don't know where he was, but he wasn't here.
16:30He thought it was Debbie.
16:38He was talking about a present.
16:41He said it was really important, some present that he'd lost.
16:44I don't know whether it was for Debbie or for me at all.
16:45Yeah, he gave me this for safekeeping.
16:48I think in case he forgot, which looks like he did.
16:50I think in case he forgot, which looks like he did.
16:52But, um, you say, or I'll have you a couple of minutes.
17:00Wait, you're going.
17:01I'm going to go and see Alfie's got the teeth in his bowels.
17:03Let's get in there before.
17:05Before he bumps that door.
17:06I think you answered your own question then.
17:31Jack!
17:36You think this is funny, eh?
17:44But it is kind of funny, Phil.
17:45I just worked hard on this, alright?
17:48You know?
17:48And you're not just sitting there laughing.
17:50You think this is some sort of joke.
17:51It's like, I hate the joke.
17:52I hate the joke.
17:53It meant it'd be funny, Phil.
17:55Just get out, go on.
17:56All of you, get out.
17:57The show's over.
17:58The show's over.
18:00Get out!
18:01What are you, what are you piling at, Phil?
18:07I, next is what I really are, man.
18:09Everyone's enjoying it.
18:10I know.
18:10Just go.
18:11Go!
18:11What are you doing, son?
18:32Are you going to help with these turkeys or what?
18:42You're the love of my life.
18:47A present?
18:49All I want for Christmas is you.
18:52She's going to kill you.
18:53If you don't find it, you're going to die sad and alone.
18:56You're going to die, you know that, don't you?
18:57Find that present.
18:59What flaming present?
19:00How many times have I got to tell you?
19:02Oh, you've got it.
19:02You don't look well, love.
19:09I think you need help.
19:11Don't worry.
19:14I'm here.
19:15I'll always be here.
19:28I'm here.
19:28I'm always here for you, sweetheart.
19:34Where am I?
19:37Nigel, you're in the room, mate.
19:40Everything's fine.
19:41Julie, do you want me to call the doctor or something?
19:43No, we're all right, thanks.
19:45Just give us a minute.
19:46Yeah, of course.
19:52You're so beautiful, Debbie.
19:58I messed up, didn't I?
20:01I hurt you.
20:03No, you didn't.
20:07Look.
20:09You were found.
20:13It's a present.
20:15What are you looking for?
20:18So, there's nothing to worry about.
20:23Okay.
20:23That might be lovely, Julie.
20:48Julie.
20:48It's meant for you, the present.
20:54I remember now.
20:59Oh, there.
21:00Remember me.
21:24Remember us.
21:27Always.
21:27Always.
21:30I'm really sorry that you heard what you heard.
21:46She's going to be talking about killing you.
21:50And I'm so sorry it upset you so much.
21:57But it was never, it was never about you hurting me.
22:04Do you understand?
22:06Hmm.
22:07Yeah.
22:08You didn't.
22:12You couldn't.
22:13We'll make it work.
22:21We'll make it work.
22:30We'll make it work.
22:31No, I only saw you there.
22:42You're pure problem.
22:43You have to go.
22:46You listened to me.
22:48I've finished.
22:50I'm going to die no matter what.
22:52No.
22:53Listen.
22:54I promise not a waste of coffee.
22:55You have.
22:56You have.
22:57Things have changed.
23:00I'm sure what a best thing a man could ever ask for.
23:05But now, I need to take me back.
23:08Come sit down.
23:38Come sit down.
24:08Yeah, it's fine.
24:10Come sit down.
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25:00Come sit down.
25:01Come sit down.
25:02We get more out of him, we get the best out of him, and he get the best out of us, you know, so maybe, you know, maybe it's time now to, er, to look at the, the caretors, and just one conversation with Cathy for you to check tonight.
25:19No, it wasn't that, it was in, that film of this, it's like, er, it's like he was trying to tell me something, or maybe he won't, I don't know, just, but that's what I saw anyway, it's like he was talking to me.
25:41Yeah, I don't, I don't think he wants this, he never, he never wanted to be a burden, you know, and I think that's, that's what's stressing me now.
25:54So, er, I talked to him, yeah, you know, I mean, I'm the, I'm the one that made him the promise, and I'm going to be the one that's breaking it, so it's got to be me.
26:11I've got us a couple of toasties, mate, um, I thought we could eat them outside, so, er, we can do the notes outside.
26:29All right.
26:41All right.
27:11Cheers.
27:15Sir, Sam and Keith, your favourite.
27:22Still, still.
27:28But you, uh...
27:31Do you remember what I said to you when I was started, you wanted to leave?
27:38And I said, no, I asked you to stay, and I swore that I'd love heart that you'd...
27:50The thing is, don't you've been hanging on with that because, you know, he's made that promise
27:56up because I thought it was the best thing for you.
27:58But now, um, I'm not sure it's the best thing for you or for anyone anymore.
28:12We found out that road, you and me, and our laughter.
28:28That's okay.
28:39You need to let me go, Lucille.
28:41I'm not sure.
28:42I'm not sure.
28:43I've got you.
28:44I've got you.
28:46You're right.
28:55I'm not sure how much you are.
28:57O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O, and I was not happy to be...
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