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00:00Hello, everyone.
01:00Hello?
01:12How dare you make my son cry?
01:14Lakshmi?
01:15You made everyone cry, and you gave your chaperone a heart attack?
01:18What is wrong with you?
01:19First of all, I don't have a chaperone, so stop calling her that.
01:23Second of all, Zosha's going to be fine.
01:26Thank you for asking.
01:27And third of all...
01:27Why do you do such things?
01:29Are you mentally unsound?
01:30Third of all, I learned something important.
01:36Lakshmi, I think that there might be a way to fix it.
01:37You do not ever make my son cry again.
01:48Hey, if Miss Sunshine asks for my phone number again, you tell her to pound sand.
01:52She's going to be all right, isn't she?
02:15She's going to be fine.
02:15Okay?
02:16Yes.
02:16Alright.
02:26I don't know.
06:10We just need a little space.
07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
07:35Fine.
07:39Good riddance!
07:43Fuck you!
07:46Bye!
07:47Bye!
07:50Bye!
07:51Bye!
08:20Bye!
08:21Bye!
08:26Bye!
08:27Bye!
08:36Bye!
08:37Bye!
09:06Bye!
09:07Bye!
09:36Bye!
09:37Bye!
09:38Bye!
09:39Bye!
09:42Bye!
09:44Bye!
09:46Bye!
09:51To my 12 fellow survivors, greetings, I'm Carol Sturka.
09:57Some of you know me. Some of you I've yet to meet.
10:01But, if you're still one of us, then this message is for you.
10:09There is a way to undo this situation.
10:13To turn the world back the way it's supposed to be.
10:19How do I know this?
10:20Because, earlier today, these afflicted people, these others, they basically told me so themselves.
10:29Because guess what? They can't lie.
10:34Which is yet another thing I've discovered.
10:37This alien virus, or whatever it is, it doesn't allow them to do that.
10:46So, what is this solution exactly?
10:50That they didn't tell me.
10:54But, but they so resisted telling me that everybody suddenly burst into tears.
11:01Worldwide, apparently.
11:03Which I know upset at least one of you.
11:06And then after that, they completely abandoned the city I live in.
11:13Leaving me here all alone.
11:16Which says to me, I'm on the right track.
11:19Now, I realize some of you think the world might be better off this way.
11:28With all the newfound peace, love, and understanding.
11:32Enjoy that opinion.
11:35Relish it.
11:36Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
11:39And when the day comes that you have peace and love forced upon you, who knows?
11:44Maybe in that last fleeting moment, you might just realize you treasured your individuality.
11:51Please, let's work together.
11:57The 13 of us.
11:58Because it's going to take everything we've got.
12:01But, these people need saving.
12:05We owe it to humanity.
12:11Call me anytime.
12:13Day or night.
12:16Good luck and godspeed.
12:17Godspeed.
12:35Hello, Carol.
12:39This is a recording.
12:41At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
12:45Yes.
12:46We'll do our best to provide it.
12:47Mm-hmm.
12:48Our feelings for you haven't changed.
12:50Got it.
12:51Got it.
12:51But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
12:55Got it.
12:57It's Carol.
12:59I've made a video.
13:00You're not going to like it.
13:02However, I want you to make 12 copies and distribute them to all of the other people like me.
13:08And for those that don't speak English, I want you to subtitle what I say word for word.
13:14I certainly can't force you to do this.
13:16However, you doing it would please me.
13:18And I know you're into that.
13:21And conversely, if you don't do it, I can't be held responsible for the biblically shitty mood in which I will no doubt find myself.
13:32So, I'm going to leave it outside on the curb by a rock.
13:37And I'll stay far, far away.
13:39Because God knows you need your space.
13:40So, I'm going to leave it outside.
14:10I'm going to leave it outside.
17:10Hey!
17:18Get out of here!
17:42Hello, Carol.
17:52Hello, Carol.
18:04This is a recording.
18:06At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
18:11We'll do our best to provide it.
18:13Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
18:16But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
18:22I want the lights back on.
18:24I want the lights back on.
18:25I want the lights back on.
18:26All of them.
18:27Everywhere.
18:28Now.
18:30I want the lights back on because of the phone.
19:36This is a recording.
19:38At the tone, you can leave a message to request anything you might need.
19:42We'll do our best to provide it.
19:45Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol.
19:48But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space.
19:51I need my trash picked up.
19:56I need my trash picked up.
20:26Hello?
20:27Hello, Carol.
20:29This is a recording.
20:31We can pick up your trash, as long as it's bagged, and each bag weighs 17 pounds or less.
20:38Please remove all bags from the bin and place them on the curb a minimum of two feet apart.
20:44This is a recording.
21:01I don't know.
24:03You motherfuckers sure love your milk.
26:26Hello?
26:27Shoo!
26:38Hey!
26:39Shoo!
26:40Get out of there!
29:26So what is this?
29:30What does it do to them when they drink it?
29:32Could it be that this is how they're all staying connected?
29:37Here's what I know so far.
29:40It does not smell like anything.
29:43But it's got this weird texture.
29:49It's kind of like olive oil, but thinner.
29:53That probably means something.
29:54And I've got no idea what makes it this color.
29:59What would you call that?
30:00Amber, straw, straw-colored.
30:03And I tested the pH.
30:04It is a 7.1, which means, hang on, I have it marked.
30:10It is neutral.
30:14Well, basically it's neutral.
30:17You know what else is neutral?
30:19Celery.
30:21And water.
30:23So.
30:26Yeah.
30:31And it does not contain chlorine.
30:35So.
30:39Anybody listening out there?
30:41Huh?
30:42How about it, you 12?
30:43Any response?
30:44Are you even getting these?
30:46Because how the fuck would I know?
30:48Well, I don't know.
30:49Have you seen it right now?
30:50Yeah.
30:51However.
30:52Sure.
30:52It doesn't matter.
30:54Yeah.
30:54No.
30:54That's right.
30:56So.
30:57That's nice.
30:58Oh, man.
31:00Yeah.
31:00Yeah.
31:01Oh, man.
31:01See ya.
31:03Can I know.
31:06Give it.
31:09See ya on?
31:15Not.
31:16Greetings, fellow survivors.
31:29Carol Sturka here with an update.
31:46Carol Sturka here with an update.
32:16Carol Sturka here with an update.
32:46Carol Sturka here with an update.
33:16Oh
33:18Oh
33:44What
33:48Oh
33:57Oh
34:00Oh
34:10Oh
34:14Oh
34:16No, no, no.
34:46No, no, no.
35:16Son of a bitch.
35:26Son of a bitch.
35:53Son of a bitch.
36:23Son of a bitch.
36:53Son of a bitch.
37:23Son of a bitch.
37:53Son of a bitch.
38:23Son of a bitch.
38:53Son of a bitch.
39:23Son of a bitch.
39:53Son of a bitch.
40:23Son of a bitch.
40:53Son of a bitch.
41:23Son of a bitch.
41:53Son of a bitch.
42:23Son of a bitch.
42:53Son of a bitch.
43:23Son of a bitch.
43:53Son of a bitch.
44:23Son of a bitch.
44:53Son of a bitch.
45:23Son of a bitch.
45:53Son of a bitch.
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