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Make Some Noise (2022) Season 4 Episode 5 - Caitlin, Nick, and Geoff Take You to Church
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00:00Riley!
00:02Immediately realizing he's locked himself out of his apartment,
00:05it's Nick Mondernock!
00:07Thanks, Sam.
00:10Discreetly slipping me a 20 to tip the game his way,
00:13it's Jeff Ross!
00:15Wow.
00:16Hey, always a pleasure to be here.
00:17Costa Rican currency.
00:19Don't worry about it.
00:20They're all here to...
00:22Make some noise!
00:30Welcome to Make Some Noise!
00:38The game's so good, we spun it off unchanged.
00:40I am your host, Sam Reich.
00:41Here's how the show works.
00:42I have here a series of improvisational prompts
00:45our players have never seen before.
00:49Isn't that right, player?
00:50That's right, yes.
00:51Yeah.
00:52They will, to the best of their ability, fulfill those prompts.
00:54I will award them corresponding points,
00:56and the winner will go home with the coveted golden ear,
00:59because legal said we couldn't do real ears.
01:01Players, are you ready to rumble?
01:05Yeah.
01:06Caitlin picking a character early and sticking to us.
01:08First up, a little warm-up minigame.
01:10This is a minigame that we like to call
01:12Take Some Direction.
01:13How it works as players,
01:14I'm going to give you a single line of dialogue
01:17to repeat over and over and over again as I do.
01:22I will give you direction.
01:24Micro-adjustments, if you will, to affect your performances.
01:27Caitlin, no direction to start out with.
01:29Okay.
01:30Neutral.
01:31Your line from the sixth sense,
01:32I see dead people.
01:34I see dead people.
01:35Nick, give me a little bit different.
01:37I see dead people.
01:38Jeff, give me a little bit different.
01:39I see dead people.
01:40Caitlin, okay, brag.
01:42I see dead people.
01:44Nick, a teacher trying to regain control of the classroom.
01:48I, I, I, I see...
01:50Dead people!
01:52Thank you, everyone.
01:54All right, let's talk Southern Hemisphere.
01:56Jeff, me personally?
01:58Well, I see dead people.
02:01Caitlin, trying unsuccessfully to remove a hair from your mouth.
02:04When I was five, a lot of scary things were happening.
02:06And, um, I, um, it turns out that I, um...
02:11I see dead people.
02:20Nick, like Yoda.
02:21Dead people like me.
02:22That's about right.
02:23That was impressive.
02:24Jeff, as a testimonial in a medicine commercial.
02:26Sometimes, you may end up seeing dead people.
02:29I see dead people.
02:31Caitlin, finding the right pitch.
02:33I see, I, I see, I see...
02:37The acoustics in this room are bad.
02:39Hold on.
02:40I see, I see...
02:43No.
02:44Nick, to the person who just cut you off in traffic.
02:47I, I see dead people!
02:49Oh, I see dead people!
02:51That was very threatening.
02:52That was really scary.
02:53He's gonna be next.
02:54And finally, Jeff!
02:56In a version of The Sixth Sense, that's all frogs.
02:59So every word is now ribbit.
03:01But the acting is the same.
03:03Ribbit.
03:05Ribbit.
03:06Ribbit.
03:07Ribbit.
03:08And that is a minigame.
03:10Which brings us straight into round one.
03:15Okay, it's the big stuff, guys.
03:17It's just me and two dads.
03:20Go get him, kiddo.
03:21You got him.
03:22Thanks, dad.
03:23There's gonna be an episode at some point I come up,
03:25but I do no props.
03:26I just let him riff.
03:27Caitlin.
03:28Yeah, yeah, Sam.
03:29What's up?
03:30Nicole Kidman's AMC-ish ad for The Container Store.
03:35Sometimes you walk into a room and you find yourself not knowing where to put anything.
03:44But then you come to The Container Store and there you find places to put your things.
03:49Containers.
03:50Boxes.
03:51Bags.
03:52Boxes with bags inside of them.
03:54Containers with boxes with little bags inside of them with zippers.
03:58And there, magic is reborn.
04:01Because here, we're family.
04:04Here, it's The Container Store.
04:06Love that, Caitlin, with just a little bit of Olive Garden.
04:11Nicole Kidman loves the Olive Garden.
04:13Yes, yes, yes, yes.
04:1414 dazzling points on a huge silver screen for you.
04:17Wow, thank you.
04:18Nick.
04:19A cereal mascot with a healthy, secure attachment style to their cereal.
04:24Oh, yeah!
04:26It's time for Rick's Flakes.
04:28That taste you can't do without.
04:30Except you can.
04:31Because you're enough with it, you're enough without it.
04:35It's amazing to have it in your life, but sometimes it's just not going to happen for you.
04:39And you can survive that.
04:40Oh, it's got that sugary taste that you just can't resist.
04:44But maybe it's not right for you right now.
04:47In that case, just go ahead and on with your life.
04:50Find friends and find loved ones who do want to spend time with you.
04:53That's the Rick's Flakes.
04:5715 grams of added points for you.
04:59Jeff.
05:00Hi, Sam.
05:01Your dad grills the waiter about the bill.
05:04Uh, hey, Chief.
05:05Yeah, thanks.
05:06So, uh, I was just looking at the damage.
05:08And it says here, okay, there was a side of fries.
05:12My burger came with fries.
05:15Stephanie, what kind of operation are you running here?
05:18Okay.
05:19Because I'm not giving you a tip until you answer some really serious questions, okay?
05:23What is a jalapeno popper?
05:27Okay, we did have those.
05:30Let's say 12 points we didn't pay for you.
05:33Paetlyn.
05:34Hi.
05:35A country star talks about her humble upbringing as the child of a hedge fund manager.
05:40Sure.
05:41It's just like such a rewarding honor to be one of Forbes 10 under 10.
05:48I sort of started playing the guitar when I was two years old.
05:54One of my father's homes is sort of on this lake.
05:59Well, I was young, but we were sort of surrounded by water.
06:02I mean, I guess you can call it an island.
06:05And for my fifth birthday, I walked into my second bedroom and there are all these guitars.
06:12And I just thought, well, I guess I'll start playing them.
06:16And my father got me a singing coach and paid the head of RC Records to sign me and blackmailed the American Music Association to have me perform at the Grammys.
06:29And I'm just really grateful and I just love rap music.
06:33Well, Kaitlyn, 10 under 10.
06:36Mm-hmm.
06:37Five self-made points that secretly have a trust fund.
06:40Nick.
06:41Yeah.
06:42A Boy Scout leader levels with you about what skills really matter in life.
06:46Let's talk about badges.
06:48Now, I see a lot of you, you've got your fire making badge.
06:50You got your swimming badge.
06:52Some of you got your medical badges.
06:53That's all great.
06:54Unfortunately, they will be of no use for you.
06:56The important thing is to locate talented friends in college and remain with them throughout the duration of your life.
07:03Very quickly, you're going to discover that you cannot make it on your own.
07:06You do not have the wherewithal.
07:08If you can just identify it among your peers and then take their side, even in situations when you shouldn't, you will find success.
07:17And that is this badge right here.
07:19Maintaining bonds of friendship with more talented peers that you discover in college.
07:24Take those not badges.
07:25I want you to throw them in the fire.
07:28Guys, good luck to you.
07:29And again, look around now.
07:30I know who the talented one is.
07:32It's on this side.
07:35You left some room.
07:36You don't want to do it all for them, but you need a scaffold.
07:38Yeah, that, my friend, is worthy of one merit badge point.
07:41Goddamn right.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Hi, Sam.
07:44Last prompt of round one.
07:45A jury foreman puts some pizzazz into the verdict.
07:50Your Honor, these were horrendous murders, vicious, that left many a limb askew or stance or amissing.
08:01But I want to assure you judge, I want to assure you lawyers, and I want to assure you people here who took time out of your day to come on down here and see justice played out in your community right in front of your faces that we took it seriously.
08:16And that's why we came up with a verdict.
08:19And it was not easy.
08:21We had to bring these people back from being passed out to make a decision about this young man's life.
08:31He had everything in front of him.
08:34And the goal is for us to decide, was he guilty?
08:40I can't say it brings me pleasure, but it does bring me a sense of honor and responsibility to be the one to tell you, we the jury in your honor find the defendant not guilty.
08:52You said pizzazz?
08:56That was pizzazz.
08:57That was pizzazz.
08:58Pizzazz.
08:59Incredible.
09:01I blacked out.
09:02This court finds you guilty of earning 72 points.
09:04Which brings us to our next minigame.
09:07This is a little minigame that we like to call Hollywood Ho, how it works as players.
09:11I am going to ask you for the names of movies that start with a particular letter of the alphabet.
09:16If I like the sound of that movie title, I'll then ask you for the log line.
09:19If I like the sound of that log line, I will ask the three of you to enact the scene.
09:23Are you ready for me, players?
09:25Yes.
09:26Yes.
09:27Yes.
09:28Yes.
09:29Hollywood and Hollywood, Hollywood Ho!
09:32F.
09:33Forgetting Sarah Marshall again.
09:36Fuck it.
09:38Frankfurters all day.
09:40Finagling through life.
09:42Friend.
09:43Singular.
09:45An extremely lonely man has made it his life's mission to get just one friend.
09:53Let's see it!
09:54See it!
09:55Damn it!
09:56Hey, Kurt.
09:57Hey, what's up?
09:58Hey.
09:59Hey, Kurt.
10:00John, Clara.
10:01We're so happy that you can come to our engagement party.
10:03Yeah, totally.
10:04Absolutely, yeah.
10:05Yeah, because you both invited me.
10:08Well, yeah, of course.
10:09Kind of a pair.
10:10Yeah, we're a pair.
10:11Congratulations.
10:12Yeah, we're a pair.
10:13Yeah.
10:16It can only be one of you.
10:19Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood Ho!
10:22S.
10:23Sucks to be you.
10:24Sailing through the river Kwai.
10:26Oh!
10:27Sydney sunset.
10:28Samaritans.
10:29Sanskrit on my arms.
10:31A woman who is going through a bad breakup gets a Sanskrit tattoo on her arm, but it turns
10:40out to be a clue to find a national treasure that's been long forgotten.
10:45Let's see that!
10:46Okay, okay, okay.
10:47You know, usually when we do this, you know, it might be like a parent's name or something
10:51like that.
10:52Okay.
10:53But yeah, whatever you want, really.
10:54Whatever you're comfortable with.
10:55Yeah, can I see the book?
10:56Yeah, yeah, sure.
10:57Let me grab it.
10:58Let me grab it.
10:59Yeah, absolutely.
11:00God, that's dusty.
11:01Yeah, we have not had this one out in a while.
11:03You guys are like so friendly here.
11:04Are you guys dads?
11:05Yeah, we're both dads.
11:06Yeah, we're both dads.
11:07That one's actually really interesting.
11:09That's really beautiful.
11:10It kind of looks like words, but it's not.
11:12Yeah, totally.
11:13Do you know what it says?
11:14You know, I don't, but it's kind of moving on the page.
11:16Let's go for it.
11:17Okay.
11:25Kyle!
11:26Kyle!
11:27Kyle!
11:28Oh, my God!
11:29Oh, my God!
11:33Hollywood!
11:34Hollywood!
11:35Hi!
11:36Dad time.
11:38Three really cool dads have decided that-
11:42Oh, I don't care what they do.
11:43Let's see it!
11:44Let's go!
11:45Oh, yeah!
11:46Oh, my God!
11:47It's time!
11:48Oh!
11:49It's time for a Brat Saturday.
11:51Brat Saturday.
11:52Let me tell you something.
11:53That's Charlie XCX.
11:55She's hilarious and a really good singer.
11:58Yeah.
11:59Incredibly talented.
12:00Deuces.
12:02Have you guys heard of this show, Friends?
12:03Wait, plural?
12:04Sorry.
12:05Friend.
12:06Oh!
12:07No, it's about the guy.
12:08He can only have one friend.
12:09If he gets more, he dies.
12:10Oh!
12:11So that's his weird deal.
12:14Oh, my God!
12:15You guys!
12:16You guys heard of this?
12:17It's a streaming service.
12:18It's called Dropout TV.
12:19My kids love it.
12:20Is the host always wearing a seersucker suit and a bad tie?
12:25I don't think they're bad, but some may.
12:27Don't be a fucking brown noser.
12:28That brings us to round two, where our players will now test their talents in teams of twos.
12:40I see.
12:41Caitlin.
12:42I don't know if I can do improv with my two dads.
12:45We're about to find out.
12:47Oh, gosh!
12:48Yeah.
12:49Realizing mid-date, you're going viral.
12:52For me, the whole thing right now is just authentic connection.
12:55Right.
12:56Like, without that, forget it.
12:57Yeah.
12:58No, the last couple of guys I've dated, one was a doctor.
13:01Oh, okay.
13:02And one worked in, like, pharmaceuticals.
13:04They were always at work, and I was like, hang out with me.
13:06Yes.
13:07Totally.
13:08Take me to the Grove.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Like, the long surgeries.
13:11I was like, how many fucking people need surgeries anymore?
13:14Right.
13:15I mean, yeah, a lot.
13:16Yeah, a lot, too.
13:17Oh, my God.
13:18Hold on.
13:19I'm sorry.
13:20Sorry.
13:21So I have a dog, and my dog has an Instagram page.
13:25Oh, okay.
13:26I posted this, like, funny video of my dog at a cafe.
13:31Oh, wow.
13:32Yeah.
13:33And I put it on TikTok, and it has 10,000 likes in the last 48 hours.
13:37That's incredible.
13:38Awesome.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Hey, congratulations.
13:41That's so cool.
13:43This is, um...
13:44Yeah.
13:45This is fucking crazy.
13:46Oh, my God.
13:47You were mentioning what you do for work.
13:48I mean...
13:49I'm in marketing.
13:50It's gotta be a lot of, uh...
13:51Holy fucking shit!
13:53Jennifer Garner reposted it!
13:54Oh, my gosh.
13:55That's awesome.
13:56I love her.
13:57Jennifer Garner reposted my TikTok!
14:00Fuck this!
14:01I'm fucking out!
14:03I love Jennifer Garner.
14:08Oh, my God.
14:10A Tosh.O amount of points.
14:13Which brings us to...
14:16Nick.
14:17And Jeff.
14:18Hi, Sam.
14:19Immediately regretting holding up a bank.
14:22Everyone down!
14:23Everyone down!
14:24On the fucking ground!
14:26Get down right now!
14:28We come from generational wealth.
14:32We do.
14:33We don't need it.
14:34We don't need it!
14:35Hey!
14:36We don't need it.
14:37We don't need it.
14:38We don't need it.
14:39Everybody go back to it.
14:40Our dad's invented a little part of the microphone.
14:42You don't even know this, but he gets a little piece every time you buy a microphone!
14:45Every microphone!
14:47He gets six cents!
14:48Continue to withdraw money normally!
14:51If you're here trying to get a mortgage, keep at it.
14:54Your dream home is around the corner.
14:56You, too, can ascend to those heights and you'll take care of your family!
14:59You, too, can invent a critical component and get paid every time it's used.
15:06It's a small amount of money, but it adds up.
15:08It's fucking ownership!
15:10You heard of it?
15:11Get yourself a patent!
15:13Get yourself a patent.
15:14Get yourself a patent right now.
15:15Get up!
15:16Get up!
15:17You!
15:18Sit up!
15:19Who are you?
15:20Who are you?
15:21The manager?
15:22I want you to walk to the vault and I want you to think of a small improvement on that vault.
15:24That's all you need!
15:25And a fucking patent!
15:27And a fucking vault!
15:28Wow, you two!
15:30Peas in a pot all day!
15:31All day.
15:32All the points in the safe.
15:33All right, nice.
15:34Thanks.
15:35Congratulations.
15:36Which brings us back to...
15:39Jack.
15:40Hi, Sam.
15:41And Caitlin.
15:42Yes!
15:43Breaking the news about the affair doubles as the birds and the bees talk.
15:47Hey, sweetie.
15:48Hi, Daddy!
15:49Sweetheart.
15:50Yeah, Dad?
15:51Daddy made a mistake.
15:53Uh-oh.
15:54Did you go potty in your pants or something like that?
15:56There was like a fluid exchange, but that's not right.
15:59You know how Mommy and Daddy love each other very much?
16:02And that's where you came from.
16:04Yeah!
16:05Mommy's been working a lot.
16:06At the museum, huh?
16:07Yeah.
16:08Daddy has been also putting in a lot of time at the office.
16:11And I've just been home.
16:12Yeah, you've just been home.
16:13You've just been home.
16:14Yeah.
16:15So while Daddy was working, there was not a mommy, but like a person with mommy energy.
16:23Dad, you're so serious.
16:24Yeah.
16:25And Daddy fell in love with that person who we'll call Jane because that's her name.
16:30Hold on a second.
16:31Okay.
16:32Because it's against the law to be in love with two people.
16:35Bigamy is criminal.
16:37You're correct.
16:38But that's if you're trying to marry someone and you're already married.
16:41Slightly different.
16:43Infidelity is illegal in some states.
16:46Not this one.
16:47So technically no crimes were committed in our local jurisdiction.
16:52Okay.
16:53Daddy, you're using a lot of words.
16:54I am so sorry.
16:55Your dad fucked your pediatrician.
16:57Okay.
16:58Lindahl!
16:59Dad!
17:00Lindahl!
17:01Coming in with a button.
17:02When two points love each other very much, Kaitlin wants more.
17:07Yes.
17:08Nick wants more.
17:09Oh.
17:10Sully the pilot tries to use his heroism to get a table at a restaurant.
17:15Hi there.
17:16Yeah, your name?
17:24Your last name?
17:29Oh no!
17:30What are we going to do?
17:33What are we going to do?
17:34I guess we're going to fall in the river.
17:36We're going to go in the Hudson River.
17:37We're going to go in the Hudson River.
17:38Oh no, no.
17:39I'll do it safely.
17:40I'm the pilot.
17:41Oh, everybody's safe.
17:44Mr. Sully Sullenberg.
17:45Yes.
17:48Sorry.
17:49Great.
17:5020 to 25 minutes?
17:51Oh my god.
17:52Oh my god.
17:53Everyone get up to the Hudson River.
17:55Okay.
17:56I think, okay.
17:57Okay.
17:58Yes.
17:59Yes.
18:00Okay.
18:01You're a hero.
18:02You are.
18:03You're a hero, Sully.
18:04Looks like we have a booth opening up in the back left.
18:06Of course, I'll...
18:07You ever flown a plane, son?
18:09I'm giving you what you want.
18:13Yeah, a presidential point of honor.
18:15Thanks.
18:16Nick.
18:17Yeah.
18:18And Jeff.
18:19Sam.
18:20A blackjack dealer introduces some new game mechanics they designed.
18:25There you are.
18:26There you are.
18:27There you are.
18:28And guess what?
18:29A third card.
18:30Oh.
18:31Okay.
18:32Now here's the thing.
18:33You can trade it.
18:34Excuse me?
18:35You can trade it.
18:36You can find anyone at this table, you can trade it.
18:37Is it any card or just this third card?
18:39Just the third card.
18:40You can trade it with someone.
18:41This is fun.
18:42This kind of makes it a little more collaborative.
18:43Okay, so it's like a wild card.
18:44Exactly.
18:45Okay, great.
18:46But if you do,
18:47you owe them a favor for the rest of your life.
18:52Oh, okay.
18:53So if I hold onto the card, there's no favor owed.
18:56There's no, like, life debt or anything.
18:58A newbie.
18:59No, you will not owe a life debt if you don't.
19:01Okay, okay.
19:02But if you do.
19:03But if I do.
19:04Whatever it is, whenever it is, you cannot refuse.
19:07Okay.
19:08If I trade the card, I will owe a life debt.
19:10Can I pre-agree what that life debt is going to be with the trading partner?
19:14Absolutely.
19:15Okay, okay, we're back.
19:16It's fun again.
19:17Of course you can pre-agree, but there is a hitch.
19:20Okay.
19:21If you pre-agree, then the third player at the table gets to kill one of you.
19:26Okay.
19:27But only one of you.
19:28Is that up to the third player?
19:30If they choose to not kill one of you, that is when we enter phase two.
19:34Oh, okay, so what's phase two?
19:36And in phase two, they now have to pick a child.
19:39One to live and one to banish.
19:44One to live, one to banish.
19:45Wow, just banish.
19:46Yes, yes.
19:47But for a child, that's almost a death sentence.
19:49Without a doubt, exactly.
19:50Okay.
19:51It's something to consider.
19:52Okay, wow.
19:53See, now you're thinking like a pro.
19:54There's a possibility that child could survive banishment, come back stronger.
19:56Exactly.
19:57Like a Spartan situation.
19:58Totally.
19:59Okay.
20:00And remember, it's not your child.
20:01I can't stress this enough to the players.
20:02Okay, okay.
20:03Well, that was a question.
20:04It'll be the third player's decision.
20:05Okay, they also choose which children to choose between.
20:07In a phase two situation.
20:08In a phase two situation.
20:09Please remember, you are choosing to make a pre-agreement with the second player.
20:12Yes.
20:13That activates means the third player can either kill one of you or can banish or...
20:17In a scenario where I survive the killing, which is not a guarantee.
20:20Yes, that's exactly right.
20:21Okay, how are those children selected?
20:24Okay, well, now we're in phase...
20:25Excuse me, sir.
20:26I'm here for the potential banishment.
20:28Oh.
20:29Oh, that's an adorable child.
20:30You're late, and I'm really sorry to say this, but your dad made a choice.
20:33You're gonna go ahead and just keep walking out that door?
20:35Wow.
20:37Wow.
20:38Yeah, five points that the house will win back.
20:40Oh, yes.
20:41As...
20:42We move on to the last prompt of round two.
20:44Jeff and Caitlin.
20:46Yeah!
20:47Your friend who complained all board game night just won.
20:51So, it is your turn to roll the dice.
20:54Okay.
20:56Here we go.
20:57Come on, James.
20:58Here I go.
20:59Okay.
21:01Oh.
21:02Five.
21:03Okay.
21:04Hey.
21:07One.
21:10Two.
21:11Three.
21:17Oh, my God, James!
21:21Jesus.
21:22I fucking won it.
21:24James.
21:25I fucking won it.
21:27After all the bullshit, I won it.
21:29Bullshit?
21:30Oh, God, it feels good.
21:33James, my kid's sleeping upstairs.
21:35That's a you problem.
21:38Oh, it feels good.
21:40This game fucking sucked and I won it.
21:42It's a game of life.
21:43I mean...
21:44It took three hours.
21:45How?
21:46Just the two of us.
21:47Oh.
21:48Round and round in circles.
21:49You know how that goes.
21:50You came over.
21:51You're going through a divorce.
21:52You wanted some levity.
21:53I brought out the game of life and you're being a dick to me all night long.
21:55I feel fucking great.
21:57Okay!
21:58I am on the goddamn moon.
22:01I'm not even thinking about Jessica.
22:04Okay, let me get Monopoly.
22:06Wow!
22:07Love that, players.
22:1032 points on the very last turn to you both.
22:13Which brings us to our final minigame.
22:17This is a little minigame that we like to call Locals Only.
22:21How it works is, players, you will start a three-person scene in a particular location of my choosing.
22:28I will then ask you to make that scene more and more local to said location.
22:34I will give you a physical location instead to start the scene.
22:37That location is a palace.
22:39Buckingham.
22:40Yes, it was built long, long ago.
22:43Oh, nice.
22:44These floors are made of elephant tusks.
22:47Oh, wow.
22:48And 19 karat gold.
22:50More British.
22:51If you see here, we have the portrait of Mr. Buckingham himself.
22:58John Buckingham himself.
22:59Which is what?
23:00And was his skin really the Union Jack?
23:02More British.
23:03The family.
23:05The royal court.
23:07Oh, hey, it's not me.
23:09The tonne.
23:10Hey.
23:11Gentleman.
23:12If you would please follow me over here where we have Cockney.
23:17Even more upper crust, please, Caitlin.
23:19Complementary biscuits.
23:22Oh, dear.
23:23Oh, my.
23:24Biscuits, too.
23:25Elphant tusk it is.
23:26More Cockneys.
23:27The whole thing I know is a freaking beer biscuit.
23:30We've got beer biscuits in the gift shop.
23:33And now you're all the Beatles.
23:35You know, I've got the song idea.
23:37Oh, they got us some good beer biscuits.
23:39You know what they say about beer biscuits?
23:40Yeah, John.
23:41It gets you drunk before it gets you full.
23:43Oh, yeah.
23:44That's a good one, yeah.
23:45Before it gets you full.
23:47We've got to eat the biscuits.
23:49I know how bad I got it.
23:51And now you're all Jason Statham.
23:53You know what I realized?
23:55What?
23:57I fucking hate music.
23:58You know what I realized?
24:00No.
24:01I fucking hate it.
24:02You didn't need to do that love.
24:04You didn't have to stab yourself, mate.
24:05You didn't have to stab yourself.
24:07You stay back, or I am finished.
24:09Stay back.
24:10You're not going to do that to me, my son.
24:11You're not going to say that.
24:12You're not going to do that to me.
24:13How dare you?
24:16Where do we go from here, boys?
24:20That brings us to Round Three
24:23Players will now hold hands and jump into the abyss together.
24:28Katelyn.
24:28Yeah?
24:29Yeah, Jeff.
24:30Hi, Sam.
24:31The tension in this reality show reunion episode
24:34is going to bubble over at any moment.
24:38And I will say that Thursday afternoon.
24:41Oh, OK.
24:44Is when I realized that actually we were never
24:47going to close an escrow.
24:48I told you that we were going to close an escrow,
24:50but then you pissed off the client like you always do.
24:54And that is why I no longer want to be your real estate,
24:58mega-million, Beverly Hills, in the hills, Hollywood Hills home
25:01partner.
25:02God, are we even going to talk about the Range Rover,
25:04or are we just, we're not going to talk about it?
25:06Oh, my god.
25:07It's not about the Range Rover.
25:09It's about trust.
25:10OK.
25:11When you say there's going to be a six CD
25:14spinner in a Range Rover, and we get in, and there's
25:17Stop it.
25:18That is closed.
25:19That's a closed book.
25:20Don't open that.
25:20You won't like what you see.
25:22I guess we're not going to talk about my 30th birthday
25:24party.
25:25Oh, damn it.
25:27It was Cirque du Soleil theme, and you showed up
25:29in cargo shorts.
25:30You know exactly why that happened.
25:32And you ruined the entire vibe of the party.
25:35All right.
25:36Here we go.
25:36If I'm not having fun at my birthday,
25:38then it's not a good birthday party.
25:43A point for every interruption to you all.
25:46They were doing very well.
25:48Caitlin?
25:48Yes?
25:49Hey.
25:49Jeff.
25:50Hi, Sam.
25:50New parents subtly keep their hot mess friend
25:54from holding the baby.
25:56Hey, you fucking motherfuckers!
25:58Hi!
25:59Hi!
26:00Hi!
26:00Hey!
26:01Hey!
26:01Hey!
26:02Hey!
26:02Hey!
26:03Hey!
26:03Hey!
26:04Hey!
26:04Let me see that baby!
26:06OK.
26:06OK.
26:07Let me see that baby!
26:08He's a little loud.
26:09He's a little loud.
26:09He's a little loud.
26:10Sebastian's asleep.
26:11Sebastian's asleep.
26:12Sebastian.
26:13OK.
26:14Well, I'm Ariel.
26:15Hi!
26:16That is his name.
26:16Hi!
26:17Oh!
26:18OK.
26:19OK.
26:20How are you?
26:21Mmm.
26:22My dad's name was Sebastian, and you know that.
26:24Yeah.
26:25So it's a...
26:25OK.
26:26Well, he died before you and I were friends, so...
26:28Is there...
26:29You guys have...
26:30Ew!
26:31Ew!
26:32No!
26:33Can I have some of this vodka?
26:34I need, like, just a...
26:35That's fine.
26:36Yeah.
26:37Go for it.
26:38A palate cleanser.
26:39I Ubered.
26:40I Ubered.
26:41I Ubered.
26:42I Ubered.
26:43I Ubered.
26:44Don't kill me.
26:45No one was saying anything.
26:46Um, um, um, um...
26:47Please.
26:48I have a car problem, and I need some...
26:52I need, like, $10,000.
26:53Claire, I know.
26:54I know.
26:55Because it's being impounded.
26:57Yeah.
26:58And I need to get it out of the impoundation.
27:00Claire, we know.
27:01I need to take it to the shop, and it needs to be fixed so it can be driven.
27:04Claire, this is a...
27:05Right.
27:06But we can talk about it later.
27:07Let me go!
27:08The same thing!
27:09Sorry, Claire, your hands are covered in oil.
27:11Just covered.
27:12Your hands are...
27:13Oh, my God!
27:14I forgot!
27:15Okay, um...
27:16Is there a sink?
27:17Yes, this is a house.
27:18It's a house, and we have...
27:19OK.
27:20Claire, I have $10,000 for you.
27:22Yeah.
27:23You do?
27:24Yes, I have $10,000.
27:25We just need you to not come to the baptism.
27:27What?
27:28The 10 grand is yours.
27:29The 10 grand is yours.
27:30OK, I thought you were talking about my baptism.
27:32I was like, wait a second.
27:33Are you guys like weird Christian freaks now?
27:35What?
27:36Like, I'm down, but how do I get there, like, if I don't have a car?
27:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
27:42That's what we're saying.
27:43That's what we're saying.
27:44OK, OK.
27:45OK, no, what we're saying is do not come to Sebastian's baptism, and you can have this $10,000
27:49for your...
27:50That's the exchange.
27:51...complicated car problem.
27:52That's the exchange.
27:53I thought I was the godmother.
27:55No.
27:59Absolutely not.
28:0030 points doing tummy time.
28:02I love doing tummy time with myself.
28:04Which brings us to the last prompt of our game.
28:09No!
28:10No!
28:11Caitlin.
28:12What?
28:13Nick.
28:14You're not doing it, Sam.
28:15Chef.
28:16Don't do this to us, Sam!
28:17Here I go.
28:18A student film that somehow touches on every issue.
28:24You guys, I can't believe Greg's gone.
28:27He's just really fucked up.
28:29You know, he was so depressed, and he had ADHD.
28:33Yeah.
28:34ADHD kills.
28:35You can't pay attention?
28:36That could result in a terrible, tragic accident.
28:39Or you're drinking at the freaking wheel.
28:41I wish he would've done his homework better.
28:43If only he had done his homework, he would've known that microplastics are everywhere.
28:48They're everywhere!
28:50Greg, how can you be so foolish?
28:53Everything he had was a plastic container.
28:55So many water bottles sitting in his car overnight, half-drunk,
29:00and he would just keep using them over and over and over.
29:04I'm sorry.
29:05Over and over again.
29:06But if you're buying action figures, you're putting a gun straight to your head.
29:09But you know what I admired about him?
29:10His polyamorous lifestyle.
29:13He was really sexually fluid, and that's what I loved about him the most.
29:17And he kept saying, don't kink shame me.
29:19Yeah.
29:20But at some point, there does have to be a lie.
29:22You guys, don't judge him!
29:24He had ADHD!
29:26He can't see without his glasses!
29:29He can't see without his glasses!
29:33He can't see without his glasses!
29:3844 incredibly deep points if you're 22 years old for the preview.
29:43That brings us to the end of our show.
29:47Our winner tonight, Jeff Ross.
29:53What?!
29:54Jeff, you are the recipient of the coveted Golden Ears.
30:01That does it for us here at Make Some Noise.
30:03Tune in next time for more of The Game Samer.
30:06I'm Sam Reich and that sounds pretty good to me.
30:08Good night.
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