The Lesbian Homie - Season 3 Episode 08
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00:00Get the fuck off me!
00:04If you want to eat, you should have just said so.
00:07You heard something that you didn't hear, alright?
00:10So, you gonna trust me or you're lying ears?
00:13That's why I fuck with girls.
00:15That's why I fuck with girls.
00:16Um, can you knock before you come in my room, nigga?
00:19It's exactly what it looks like.
00:20But shit, I didn't want to do this shit without you.
00:22What?
00:23That ain't what I meant to say.
00:25You really think I need counseling?
00:27Definitely, brother.
00:28You date hokamaniac bitches.
00:30Do you know that there's a cognitive bias that makes you place a higher value on these women?
00:34Because they're scarce.
00:35What makes them scarce?
00:36How many men you see walking around here sleeping with lesbians?
00:39I'm an equal opportunity amylogist.
00:41Alright, studs are still just women to me.
00:43It just seems like he's holding back.
00:45I did and I do want you.
00:47But I ain't think taking the slows gonna get you mad like this.
00:50He's outside?
00:51Yes.
00:52The door?
00:53Outside the gates.
00:54He's still hiding from security.
00:55Just know I love you and I never meant to hurt you.
00:57No time to hurt you.
00:58No time to hurt you.
00:59I feel like you the woman God created me for.
01:03The trip.
01:04All right, let's go on him.
01:05Let's go.
01:06The road in the room and the nen.
01:07We're in the room.
01:08We're inside the room.
01:09Layup, we missed it.
01:10Second shot blocked by all your side.
01:12The children couldn't save it.
01:13And beat up top to Lowry.
01:14We're swings at the arrows.
01:15Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:16At the tone, please record your message.
01:17When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
01:19Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:23At the tone, please record your message.
01:25When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.
01:30Yo Reese, come on now, stop taking me the voicemail.
01:34Alright, just answer your phone.
01:37Let me talk to you, okay?
01:49What's up, who?
01:56Shit.
01:59What's wrong with you?
02:04Everything.
02:09What you mean?
02:14Nigga, she found out.
02:17Who's she and what'd she find out?
02:24He?
02:26She found out about you and Amber before you told her, huh?
02:30Damn, dawg, you supposed to get ahead of that, man.
02:34Nigga, I know that shit.
02:36I waited too fucking long.
02:38Now, shit, he ain't talk to me like in two days, man.
02:42Damn.
02:43I know the feeling.
02:45But what happened?
02:46Well, how'd she find out?
02:47Shit, she came home a couple nights ago, right?
02:49Pissed off about something.
02:51Barged into Amber's room.
02:52And boom, ta-da.
02:54Saw me knocking it down.
02:55Hitting her with a hezi.
02:57Damn.
02:58Hold on, you said two nights ago?
03:02Yeah, man.
03:03Why?
03:04Why?
03:05Did she have on some little ass shorts when she came home?
03:13You know what, man?
03:14Actually, she did.
03:15What's up?
03:16Damn.
03:17That's the night she came home from my house.
03:22Wait, wait, wait.
03:23Hold up.
03:24Y'all fucking around again?
03:26Bro, what the hell did you do to piss her off?
03:31What you do, give her some weak meat?
03:34Tell you, that's not it, man.
03:35Then what the hell is it?
03:36Because she came home pissing the motherfucker.
03:38Well, we was in my crib getting it in.
03:42And I messed up.
03:44Okay, messed up how?
03:50I called her Reese.
03:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:54Hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:55You smack an E and called her Reese?
03:58Nigga, what?
04:00Nigga, you ain't mess up.
04:02You fucked up.
04:03I know, man.
04:04I know.
04:05And it was getting good to me, too, man.
04:07She took her boxers off and everything.
04:08Let me hit it from different angles.
04:09Doggy styles, riding me and all that.
04:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:12Bruce, bro.
04:13Chill, bro.
04:14That's too much info.
04:15I'm just saying, bro.
04:16What the hell is wrong with you, man?
04:18I know, man.
04:19I don't know, bro.
04:20I slipped up.
04:21And now she ain't even talking to me again.
04:23Neither one of them.
04:24Nigga, I wouldn't talk to you either.
04:29It gets worse, bro.
04:31Okay.
04:32How possibly could this get worse?
04:37I did the same thing with Reese when I was with her.
04:40Man, what the fuck?
04:41Oh, hell, this nigga right here, bro.
04:43You...
04:44You something else, boy.
04:45I'll tell you what.
04:46You...
04:47You a...
04:48Okay, so...
04:49So let's rewind this.
04:50Let me get this straight.
04:51You were smack an E and called her Reese.
04:54And then you were smack an Reese and called her...
04:58E.
04:59E.
05:00You a two-timing back-to-back fuck-up nigga.
05:03That's what you is.
05:04Hey, but technically I didn't smash them both at the same time.
05:06It was on two different occasions.
05:08Who you think you is?
05:09Bleak Gilliam?
05:11What?
05:12You ain't seen more better blues?
05:14Bruh.
05:16You committed one of the most detrimental sins of all times.
05:21Twice, nigga!
05:22Twice!
05:23Who does that shit?
05:24You smashing two girls and then called them each other's names?
05:28Where they do that at, bro?
05:31Man, I know, man.
05:35They got up and walked out on me.
05:38And you know what?
05:39Debate matters even worse.
05:41You smashing two chicks that hate each other.
05:45What do you mean they hate each other?
05:47I mean, Reese and E.
05:48It looks like they rebooted their little beef that they had back in high school.
05:54They had beef?
05:55You know, they stud, so there really wasn't no beef in there.
05:57But it's more like a rivalry type of thing that they were doing in basketball.
06:02They played against each other and whatnot, and it wasn't really a big deal back then.
06:06But now it looks like since they got a common denominator, which is you, who they fucking,
06:12looks like they do got a little beef.
06:15There you go.
06:18Tay, don't you think that's something you should have told me when I asked you about Reese a few months ago?
06:22No.
06:23No.
06:24I mean, who would have thought I would have got this deep, bro?
06:25What the hell?
06:26I didn't know you was going to turn into a stud magnet.
06:31Damn.
06:37It makes sense now.
06:39What makes sense?
06:40How'd it go from ignoring me one day to all up on my bumper throwing me the panty drawers the next?
06:46Well, shit.
06:47You the one follicking around smashing two lesbos like everything is normal?
06:51I mean, you know what?
06:53I told your ass in the beginning.
06:55You got some weird type of fetish like you like real strong women or something.
06:58No, I don't, man.
07:00I didn't choose to choose two studs.
07:02One fell on my lap and the other one I didn't know was star studded.
07:05Hell nah, nah, nah.
07:06Don't try that shit now.
07:07You talking to me, my boy.
07:08Don't act like you didn't know what you was doing this whole time.
07:11You smashed two chicks in two days back to back, my boy.
07:14Okay?
07:15So now you reaping what you sow.
07:20Fuck.
07:25You know, as a matter of fact, your fuck ups is starting to fuck up my life.
07:33What?
07:35What you mean, what?
07:36Bro, if you didn't call E another woman's name, I wouldn't even be in the position I'm in and she wouldn't be giving me the cold shoulder.
07:41Nah, dawg.
07:42No.
07:43Don't be trying to blame me for you getting caught up.
07:45You're supposed to Ben tell E about Amber.
07:47Alright?
07:48You bullshitting, you slow drag, and that's why you in this predicament.
07:52Yeah, whatever, man.
07:53Yeah, whatever, nigga.
07:56Look, bro.
07:57All I know is I gotta fix this shit with the hum.
08:01Yeah, you do.
08:05As for you, my boy, I don't know how you gonna come back from this shit.
08:11You know what you need?
08:13Your stud player card suspended.
08:15Because you've been fucking up in every which way.
08:19Yeah, yeah.
08:20I don't like this whole little energy you giving me is rubbing off on me.
08:23I'm gonna pull up my big boy briefs.
08:26I know you like briefs, but don't like my briefs, okay?
08:29It ain't going down that way, my brother.
08:31And I'm gonna get out of here, and I'm gonna go get my friend back.
08:34And you know what you need to do?
08:35You need to go see Dr. Greer.
08:39I'm out.
08:41Yeah, alright, nigga.
08:42Alright, nigga.
08:43I don't know.
08:44I don't know.
08:45I don't know.
08:46I don't know.
08:47I don't know.
08:48Harris putting it on the floor.
08:49Four to shoot.
08:50Harris running with his dribble.
08:51And an OB all over him.
08:53And Harris knocks it down with a hand in his face.
08:57Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
09:00At the tone, please record your message.
09:02I'm gonna have to hold you to that.
09:15Ooh, you nasty.
09:17Bitch.
09:18Okay, baby.
09:19I'm gonna call you back.
09:21Okay.
09:22I'm gonna see you tonight.
09:23Okay.
09:25Ooh, okay.
09:26I'm gonna hold you to that.
09:28You gonna let me see?
09:29Bitch.
09:31Alright, baby.
09:32I'm gonna call you back.
09:33Okay?
09:35Yeah.
09:36I'll see you tonight.
09:38Alright.
09:39Bye.
09:41Damn, Miss Attitude!
09:42Hey, I didn't go to lunch with you for you to be cupcaking with a nigga all day.
09:45I'm not just cupcaking with a nigga.
09:47I'm talking to your brother.
09:49Yeah, I need to talk to you.
09:50Fuck Rob.
09:51We literally was on the phone talking about that before you interrupted me.
09:55You're fucking disgusting.
09:58I'm about to throw up.
09:59We still fucking?
10:00You're not gonna stop us.
10:03Wow.
10:05What is it?
10:06Okay, fine.
10:07What's going on?
10:12I fucked Bruce.
10:14Bitch, you lying.
10:18You're serious?
10:20Oh, my God.
10:22Girl!
10:23My girl made it back.
10:24My girl made it back to the dick.
10:27I'm so proud of you.
10:29Hit it.
10:31Yeah.
10:33Now you're gonna have to tell me how it was.
10:34Shut the fuck up.
10:35Was it like the first time?
10:37You know what?
10:38It's probably like riding a bike, huh?
10:39Except for it's like a dick.
10:41Was it big?
10:42Was it small?
10:43Hmm.
10:44But you know what?
10:45Big, back-ass niggas low-key be having little wee-wees sometimes.
10:48No, no, no.
10:49You said you grabbed it that time so you confirmed the girth.
10:51Was the girth girthing?
10:53You're gonna have to give a girl some deets.
10:54Like, what's happening?
10:55Nadia, shut up.
10:56I'm just...
10:57I got questions.
10:59Alright.
11:00Well, that's not why I came to talk to you.
11:02Okay, you're gonna tell me you get piped down, but you're not gonna give me the deets.
11:06Your girl needs a flowchart.
11:08I need to know exactly what happened.
11:10So you want deets?
11:11I want deets.
11:13He called me E while we was fucking.
11:15This nigga is a moron.
11:17What the fuck is wrong with him?
11:19Everything.
11:21Okay.
11:23I'm sorry, I'm calculating.
11:24So, you finally give him some ass.
11:27Yes.
11:28And the way that he shows appreciation is by calling you another bitch name.
11:34And he had the nerve to try to deny it.
11:38Hmm.
11:39Spot twist.
11:40Mm-hmm.
11:41Then he tried to get back to fucking like nothing happened.
11:43Mm-hmm.
11:45Mm.
11:48Mm.
11:49Mm-hmm.
11:52Okay.
11:53That's too many mm's.
11:54What?
11:55What you mean?
11:56Whenever you get the mm-hmm, that means you got some slick shit to say.
12:00So what is it?
12:01I just...
12:02I just had a thought and you low-key made me forget.
12:05What?
12:06So at one point you was off of Bruce, right?
12:10So?
12:11So I'm trying to figure out how you end up in his bed within like a few days.
12:17That's right.
12:19You and E got into it a couple times over Bruce.
12:23On some moakin' step shit.
12:25Here you go.
12:26Here you go.
12:27He's my...
12:28Me and Helen wants to start and have him all the time.
12:32Wrong.
12:33I never had him sexually.
12:34Until now.
12:35And that doesn't matter.
12:36E on some moakin' step shit then.
12:38Same thing.
12:39Ain't nobody moakin' step.
12:40Okay, fine.
12:41Brandi and Monica.
12:42That fits better.
12:43Except for y'all both like skin.
12:44Anyway, what are you tryin' to say?
12:47Okay, so from what I can remember, you and E started beefin' again when we was hoopin' the other day, right?
12:54Okay.
12:55No.
12:56And then you saw her comin' out of Brie's house.
12:59Okay, and?
13:01And I think you fucked Bruce just to spite E.
13:06Oh!
13:07I'm good.
13:08You ain't shit.
13:09Call me the hood, Nancy Drew, cause the bitch be solvin' the cases, okay?
13:13The Livyapole.
13:14Mm-hmm.
13:15I'm right.
13:16You know I'm right.
13:17No.
13:18Don't tell me I don't know what I'm talkin' about, cause I do.
13:20I wouldn't be surprised if E was on the same thing.
13:24Y'all still don't know what y'all want.
13:27Damn.
13:28Mm-hmm.
13:29Talkin' about y'all don't fight over no dick.
13:31I don't.
13:32Y'all hoes is WrestleMania over this motherfucker.
13:36WWE.
13:38WWD.
13:41Mrs. Grace, I am so good.
13:44This is so exciting.
13:46No, it's not.
13:47It is.
13:48Y'all low-key got this nigga overwhelmed.
13:51What?
13:52I mean, between you and E, that's too much ass for that nigga.
13:55He overstimulated, that's why he callin' bitches the wrong name.
13:58So you sayin' it's my fault?
14:00I'm just sayin', this whole situation shit between you and Bruce then evolved into some other shit.
14:04It's always been weird between Bruce and I.
14:07I hear what you sayin', but it didn't get really weird until E got involved.
14:12Look, I believe that you like Bruce.
14:15But maybe you gave him some ass for the wrong reasons.
14:18And that shit backfired on you.
14:20So you are blaming me?
14:21I'm just sayin', you need to ask yourself, do you really want Bruce or do you just want E not to have him?
14:26You get in the car.
14:27You get in the car.
14:28You have to talk.
14:29Okay.
14:30Now you want me to get in the car.
14:31We talked.
14:32Okay, we talked.
14:33Man, if you not careful enough, I'm telling you Melissa gonna end up whoopin' your ass.
14:40Man, Melissa ain't gonna do shit.
14:41Wait, Melissa?
14:426'4 Melissa?
14:43Yeah.
14:44You fuckin' with Melissa.
14:45Yeah.
14:46Don't act so surprised, man.
14:47I'm surprised as fuck.
14:48Since when she started messing with females?
14:49Since she bumped into a real one.
15:09Melissa.
15:10Yeah, don't act so surprised, man.
15:12I'm surprised as fuck.
15:14Since when did she start messing with females?
15:16Since she bumped into a real one?
15:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:20I've been pressing her for years, she ain't never booed.
15:22That's the thing, you've been pressing her
15:24because you thirsty, you know what I'm saying?
15:26You need to just plant the seed, let it sit,
15:30and let her come in.
15:31I know you not trying to school me
15:32on how to get some hoes.
15:34I should be.
15:35Come take some notes, Chris.
15:37Samira, stop, all right?
15:39You know I'll be bagging the most bitches,
15:40so cut that shit out.
15:41Christina, stop, okay, that's cap.
15:45If you got way more game than me,
15:46then why you didn't bag Melissa?
15:48Because Melissa's tall, all right?
15:50You know tall bitches don't be
15:51fucking with short dudes like that.
15:53But you're not a dude.
15:55Correction, what's in my bag says otherwise.
16:01Touché, but she taller than me, too.
16:05Yeah, but y'all coasts are in range, bitch.
16:08What you talking about, all right?
16:09All you gotta do is tippy toe, I gotta find a ladder,
16:12then bring that ladder, climb that hoe,
16:14just to get to the work.
16:15Ha, all I'm hearing is excuses.
16:18Whatever.
16:20Yo, you ever be having sex,
16:23and they call you someone else's name mid-session?
16:25Huh?
16:26That was random as hell.
16:28Bro, where you be at?
16:30So y'all gonna answer the question, or?
16:33Uh, I mean, now that I think about it,
16:36a couple years ago, I was fucking with this little shorty,
16:39you feel me, and she was moaning,
16:41you feel me, legs shaking and shit,
16:43and she called out her ex nigga name.
16:46Wow, interesting.
16:48This must mean that they were thinking about their ex, no?
16:53Shit, I don't know, and I really don't care.
16:55Sounds like you weren't doing as good a job
16:57as you thought you were.
16:59Ha, nah, I definitely was doing my thing.
17:02Not if she was calling her ex,
17:04because, you know, when I be with the bitches,
17:05they be calling me my name.
17:07That's all I'm saying.
17:08First off, I don't care who name she was calling,
17:11long as I'm in her guts.
17:13That's all that matter.
17:14I don't care about her old nigga, new nigga, or what.
17:16It ain't like I'm trying to marry her.
17:17So you wasn't, like, offended?
17:19Ha, nah, I mean, I acted like I was,
17:23but that was just to give me some leverage in the future
17:25in case I pissed her off.
17:27But in all actuality, I could care less.
17:31You toxic as fuck, nasty.
17:33No, we toxic as fuck, okay?
17:36Cause you be on the same messy shit I be on.
17:39No, I do not.
17:41Come on, you know I know about Melina.
17:44Come on, Tisha, Tanya, whoa,
17:47the white girl, Sage?
17:48Actress, Andrew.
17:49Y'all need to chill out, bro.
17:51Like, we not even on me.
17:52It's about you, okay?
17:54We could put all the girls to the side.
17:57Look, you know I'm right,
17:58because you ain't shit too.
17:59Whatever.
18:00But what if they called you
18:02by the name of somebody you know?
18:05Ooh, that's different.
18:08Yeah, that's deep.
18:09Keeping the hunt, I still wouldn't give a fuck.
18:12Yo, something's wrong with you, bruh.
18:14It has to.
18:15And what's with all the questions?
18:16Huh, you acting hella sus.
18:18Right, specific ass questions.
18:21So who called you somebody else's name?
18:23I wasn't necessarily talking about me.
18:25Bullshit, Ian, you always do this.
18:27Right, we already know.
18:29Enough with the hypotheticals.
18:30Who is she?
18:31Oh, don't tell me you're back fucking with brunes.
18:45Bingo!
18:46Yeah, because he good for that shit.
18:49What you mean?
18:49Remember last time?
18:51I didn't even go all the way through
18:52because he kept calling me you.
18:53Damn, for real?
18:55He called you E while he was piping you down?
18:57No, I'm saying I didn't even get that far
18:59because I took that shit as a sign.
19:01I probably shouldn't be doing this.
19:03I was right.
19:05Yeah, we was on some bullshit.
19:07But, hey, I mean, how much you really care?
19:10It's bad enough you sneaking meat out the butchery.
19:13And now you catching feelings again?
19:15That part.
19:17Fuck you mean again?
19:19Fuck you mean what we mean again?
19:21Ha, you thought we forgot.
19:23You cut the homies off when you found out
19:25we got a little sample of your man point.
19:28Yeah, for real, man, you was sprung off the pipe.
19:32Y'all putting extras on it?
19:33No, the fuck we not.
19:35We damn near just got cool a few weeks ago.
19:38Shit, you disowned me.
19:40If I would have known you was in love with that nigga,
19:42I would have never tried him.
19:45Ain't nobody in love.
19:47Man, call it what you want then.
19:48Maybe it was in love.
19:49Shit, but you back on the dick, so you obviously
19:51feel some type of way.
19:52Do I have to keep reminding y'all y'all were on the same dick?
19:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:56Hold on, I got neighbors.
19:58Feel me?
19:58Pussy.
20:01But no, real talk, I'm still on the ladies.
20:04You feel me?
20:04Bruce was just curiosity.
20:06I did it.
20:07Cool.
20:08Now it's back to the bitches.
20:09Exactly.
20:10But can you say the same?
20:12You feel me?
20:13I feel you.
20:14I feel this.
20:16You see, I would, but you've been touching some dicks.
20:18I'll puss.
20:20No, if it was like this, maybe I'd think about it.
20:23Yo, you're crazy.
20:25Oh, my God.
20:34Hey, what up, Joe Bruce?
20:36I hope you ain't still sitting in the house doing nothing, man.
20:40You better not be curled up in the fetal position
20:42daydreaming about these she-hawks.
20:45Get your ass up and go me some straight cheeks
20:48and leave the Queen Latifahs alone.
20:55Amber, leave me the fuck alone, bro.
20:57It ain't Amber.
21:01Man, get the fuck out.
21:02Hey, hey, we got to talk.
21:03You got your ass up?
21:04I mean, you got your ass out?
21:06Um, just put it away.
21:07You know what I'm trying to say.
21:09Motherfucker, I ain't say come in, get out.
21:11E, will you fucking calm down, damn.
21:13Nigga, don't tell me to calm down.
21:14Relax.
21:15I just came in here to talk to you for a minute.
21:17Man, I ain't got shit to say to you.
21:19OK.
21:20Cool.
21:21Then I'll talk.
21:23You eat.
21:24And just listen.
21:27Man, I don't want shit you bought from me.
21:28Come on, E.
21:29You taking, like, this mad shit way too far, bro.
21:32Like, eat.
21:33You got to eat, bro.
21:34Amber did tell me you wasn't eating.
21:37Stop playing.
21:37You know you want that.
21:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:39You smell that?
21:40That shit smell fire, huh?
21:41Uh-huh.
21:42Like old times, right?
21:43Shit.
21:44You ain't had Ernesto since you been back, huh?
21:45Nigga.
21:46A burrito ain't gonna erase the fact you fucking my sister.
21:48E, I'm not fucking Amber, all right?
21:49We're in a relationship.
21:50No the fuck you ain't.
21:51Out of all the bitches in the world, you want to fuck on my sister.
21:54It ain't me.
21:55I'm not fucking Amber, all right?
21:56We're in a relationship.
21:57No the fuck you ain't.
21:58Out of all the bitches in the world, you want to fuck on my sister.
21:59It ain't like that.
22:00Dante, do you know who the fuck you talking to?
22:01I know your ass a long time, bruh.
22:02And you ain't never been in a relationship tight.
22:04Okay, I give you that.
22:06Things change.
22:07And now I am, all right?
22:08With Amber.
22:09Why my sister?
22:10You couldn't pick anybody else's sister to fuck with.
22:12No, I couldn't.
22:13Because I don't love them.
22:14I'm not fucking Amber, all right?
22:15I'm not fucking Amber, all right?
22:16We're in a relationship.
22:17No the fuck you ain't.
22:18Out of all the bitches in the world, you want to fuck on my sister.
22:20It ain't like that.
22:21Dante, do you know who the fuck you talking to?
22:22I know your ass a long time, bruh.
22:23And you ain't never been in a relationship tight.
22:24You couldn't pick anybody else's sister to fuck with.
22:26No, I couldn't.
22:27Because I don't love them.
22:29Look, E, me and Amber, we been messing around for a couple years now.
22:35The fuck?
22:36I mean, not seriously, but I mean, oh well, technically a couple months ago when we finally
22:41made it official.
22:42Oh, a couple years?
22:43And you just telling me right now?
22:45So I'm just supposed to take you serious now?
22:47Hell yeah!
22:48I didn't want to tell you because I was afraid how you would react like you doing right
22:52now.
22:53The fact of the matter is, I'm your bro, and you don't even trust me.
22:56It's my sister, Tay.
22:58I've known you since middle school, which means I've seen all the girls you used to
23:03play games with over the years.
23:04E, you really think I'm gonna play with Amber feelings like that like I did the rest
23:11of them girls in the past?
23:12I mean, at some point we gotta grow up, right?
23:14Well, this is me growing up, and I really care about Amber.
23:19Shit.
23:20Shit.
23:21Okay.
23:22I get it, man.
23:23You like big sis and all overprotective over as you should be, which I am too.
23:27Shit.
23:28Hell, it took me all this time to tell you how I really felt about your sis, which I didn't
23:33want to make it seem like an uncomfortable situation, which I guess is already too late,
23:38but you can hate me or whatever.
23:43The fact of the matter is, me and your sister, we together.
23:47You may not trust me, but she does.
23:51E, think about it, man.
23:53Over the past, what, year and a half?
23:54What have I been doing?
23:55I ain't been going hard with the ladies.
23:59Exactly.
24:00See, that's what I'm talking about.
24:01I've been spending all my time with Amber.
24:03Low key.
24:04We like a match, bruh.
24:06We fit tight like a glove.
24:08And, uh, to keep it 100 with you?
24:11Shit, I'm thinking about making her my last stop.
24:18You for real?
24:19Hell yeah.
24:20I mean, but don't tell her that, though.
24:22Why not?
24:23Cause you know, we gotta, you know, do our thing and, you know, play hard to get.
24:32So what's up, man?
24:33We good?
24:35My nigga really came in here to bribe me with a burrito.
24:38Because I know what you like.
24:40As a matter of fact, let me get a piece of that.
24:41This is mine. Back up.
24:43Can I get a little piece?
24:44No, back up. I'm about to kill this.
24:45See, I knew I should have bit that motherfucker before I came in here.
24:48Whatever.
24:50This nigga eat, man.
24:53Ay, bae, she good.
25:04You know what the problem is with y'all?
25:20What?
25:21I said, you know what the problem with y'all is?
25:23Bro, who are you?
25:25Don't worry about all that.
25:26Just know I got all y'all figured out.
25:28Nigga, what the fuck are you talking about?
25:30You say you gay one day, and you pull up to my house asking for dick the next.
25:34Throw the pussy on the nigga, and then back out talking about you gay again.
25:38Nigga, I'm gonna fuck around and shoot your big ass.
25:40All I wanna know is one thing.
25:41Why y'all more emotional than straight chicks?
25:44Like, dealing with y'all is draining as fuck.
25:46Super confusing. Y'all hot and cold all the time.
25:53I get it.
25:54Whatever your name is.
25:55My name is Bruce.
25:56Alright, Bruce.
25:58Well, this is awkward as fuck.
26:00But, uh, you know what your problem is?
26:03Problem?
26:04What's my problem?
26:06You're a buster.
26:08I ain't no buster.
26:10That's the thing.
26:11You are, though.
26:12You just don't realize it yet.
26:14First of all, you don't even know me.
26:15How am I a buster?
26:17Sounds like you dealing with gay bitches that ain't really gay.
26:19At least they don't know how gay they wanna be yet.
26:22And you think it's because of you.
26:24I know it's because of me.
26:25They want me.
26:27Nah, bro.
26:28You are nothing, okay?
26:30You are a brothel.
26:31You are the marmalade to chicks that's into that type of stuff.
26:35A toss-up.
26:37Meat.
26:38Eggplant.
26:40Yams.
26:41I'm a grown-ass man.
26:42I ain't nobody's yams.
26:43To women who like dudes, you are?
26:44Look, they don't want you because of you.
26:47They want you because of them.
26:49Bro, I've been smashing these chicks for a long time.
26:52I'm talking about a long, long, long time.
26:55You know what I mean?
26:56I got all types of gay chicks.
26:58I'm talking about pseudo-gays, quasi-gays, bi's, tri's, big ass thighs, Scooby Boobs, Harry Pooters.
27:05I mean, I even had a few straight freakies.
27:09Straight freakies?
27:10What's that?
27:11Ah, that's the girls that fuck the girls just because they freaky, not because they gay.
27:16Oh.
27:18Damn.
27:19So I guess you know about all that shit then, huh?
27:22I'm a connoisseur in the pussy pool.
27:24You feel me?
27:25And you being a buster, it's okay.
27:27I'm not calling you a buster because I want to.
27:30You just doing some buster shit, bro.
27:32Alright, you gonna have to stop calling me a buster.
27:34Well, fam, you gonna have to stop being one then.
27:36Look at you.
27:37You all emotional and shit.
27:39You all purging your soul to a chick you don't even know about some bitches that I don't even know.
27:45I just came here for some wine and finger condoms because I got a bitch out of the crib that I'm trying to seduce tonight, nigga.
27:52And you up here fucking up my evening.
27:55Damn.
27:57My fault.
27:59It's cool, man.
28:00I get it.
28:01You're a little hurt.
28:03But be a man.
28:05Not a buster.
28:08You right.
28:10And stop running up on strangers at night with your big ass.
28:13Should've shot you.
28:15My fault.
28:18Enjoy the condoms.
28:31Can't let go cause let down.
28:36I just tried to do the game.
28:44What the fuck?
28:46Look, fam.
28:47I don't want no beef.
28:48I just wanna talk.
28:50Why you at my house?
28:52How the fuck you know where I live?
28:54Man, I dropped Tracy over here about a year ago.
28:56I've always known where you lived.
28:59What the fuck you doing here now?
29:01Hey, I didn't even know what I was gonna say.
29:03I just pulled up.
29:05Hey, look.
29:06I know we got our past and our history between us, but recently shit's been getting weird.
29:11Shit's been weird.
29:13You right.
29:15What's your beef with me, bro?
29:17Man, I ain't got no beef with you.
29:18You the one with the issue.
29:20Yeah, I ain't got no issue.
29:21I don't give a fuck what or who you do.
29:24What's that supposed to mean?
29:25You know what the fuck I mean.
29:26That bullshit you pulled at the court.
29:29Man, that was just me being competitive.
29:30Nah, that shit about sloppy seconds.
29:32That wasn't no competitive talk.
29:35Man, I thought you was gay.
29:36I am gay.
29:37I thought you was gay.
29:38I am.
29:39But if you so gay, why you smashing Bruce?
29:42Why you give a fuck if I'm smashing Bruce or not?
29:46Oh, it's cause you smashing him too.
29:49With your un-gay ass.
29:50You know what?
29:51I think you fucked Bruce just to spite me.
29:53Man, I didn't even know y'all knew each other.
29:55Let alone smashed.
29:56So miss me with that bullshit.
29:57Look, I ain't trying to go there with you, Reese.
30:00I ain't trying to get you wound up.
30:02So just calm down.
30:03Ain't nobody wound up, fam.
30:05And don't tell me to calm down at my own fucking house.
30:08You starting to piss me off.
30:09Look, I came over here to make peace,
30:10but you making it real hard, my nigga.
30:12Man, I ain't making peace with shit.
30:14Matter of fact, fuck you and Bruce.
30:16Now get the fuck from my crib, my nigga.
30:19Or what?
30:20Fuck you mean, or what?
30:22Nigga, you heard me.
30:24Make me.
30:25I ain't gonna tell you again.
30:28The fuck?
30:30Hey, what you want, bro?
30:32Thanks.
30:33I'm trippin'.
30:34I'm a dick.
30:35Baby.
30:36I just, I feel like you're so far away.
30:45And you see, I'm feeling the way I'm feeling right now.
30:51We should be together.
30:52We should be together.
30:53You know.
30:54We should be together.
30:55We should be together.
30:56You know.
30:57We should be together.
30:58You know.
30:59Well, I could touch you.
31:00You could touch me.
31:01Darling.
31:02Why are you so far away from me?
31:05I want you right now.
31:07I'm not, and I feel like it's made to me.
31:13They can run.
31:19You know.
31:20The desire is overflowing, girl, we got that.
31:26To the max.
31:28Yeah.
31:30Tell me I can't trust you.
31:37You
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