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00:00Happy Holidays, Uglies!
00:19At first glance, the Christmas season can seem joyful, warm, and inviting.
00:25The glow of twinkling lights.
00:27The laughter around the fire.
00:30Ah, the scent of pine and cinnamon.
00:33But turn the diamond just slightly, and those happy images can turn very cold.
00:38The kind of chill that seeps into the marrow and gnaws at the soul.
00:43The laughter becomes strained.
00:45The crackling fire whispers of secrets best left buried.
00:49For some, Christmas is not joy, but a pageant of isolation.
00:54Empty rooms where laughter once echoed.
00:57Gifts left unopened beneath a dying tree.
01:00And even for those wrapped in the warmth of family, there are other horrors.
01:05The smiling Santa who lingers outside your window.
01:08The cheerful gift all glitter and bows with something sharp beneath the ribbon.
01:13Yes, for every tale of joy, there is one of terror.
01:18Christmas is a time of gifts and gatherings, but also of ghosts and grief.
01:23And sometimes, the most frightening thing about the holidays is the company you keep.
01:32Which reminds me, even we ourselves have a special guest this Christmas.
01:37Track, do be a dear, and illuminate our guest.
01:44After all, nothing says holiday cheer quite like the flicker of Christmas lights.
01:49Ah, yes, the true spirit of giving.
01:52Giving someone a little spark of life.
01:55Or rather, a lot.
01:58Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:59Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:59Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
02:01Oh, don't struggle, darling.
02:05Oh, don't struggle, darling.
02:23It's just the thrill of reanimation.
02:25It never quite loses its charm.
02:32My darlings, I should have known I'd be spending the holidays with you two, whether I liked
02:40it or not.
02:41David, really?
02:42What is Christmas without a few forcibly festive guests gracing the gathering?
02:46Yes, but I must say there is nothing more horrifying than waking up here with you two
02:51year after year.
02:54It's like the ghosts of Christmas past with a vendetta.
02:57Well, now that you're awake and appropriately charged, let's begin our festivities properly.
03:05Yes, to truly capture the season's spirit, it's time for our first tale of holiday cheer.
03:11A story about family, about the bonds that never truly break, not even in death.
03:17Because sometimes the greatest horrors aren't the ones that arrive uninvited, but the ones
03:24you welcome in.
03:26Now gather around and remember, for some, the cold embrace of death is just the beginning.
03:35This tale is aptly titled, Gaudete.
03:42The story is aptly titled, Gaudete.
03:54The story is aptly titled, Gaudete.
03:57Look, I know it's not the happiest time, but it's Christmas Eve.
04:25We need to make the best of it. She'll want us to be happy.
04:31We're not even unpacked yet. Like, at all. All of my shit is still in boxes. All her stuff
04:40is still here. Everywhere I look, I see her.
04:43I know. It's just, it didn't feel right getting rid of anything. It's too soon.
04:49You guys should be happy.
04:54She left us this huge house. Fresh start.
05:01It's sad what happened to her, but she lived a full life.
05:05We all gotta go sometime.
05:16He's right. We could have never afforded a house after your dad left. I mean, we were
05:22barely making it before John showed up. How did John help exactly? Grandma left us the
05:31house and the money. Judy, don't be difficult. This is already hard enough.
05:37We could have to be in the office, we could have to be in the office.
05:38No other place?
05:39No other place?
05:40No other place?
05:45I don't need to move.
05:48I don't need to move.
05:49I only need to move.
05:51I don't know.
06:21Why did you leave me here alone with them?
06:41Judy.
06:43Honey.
06:45I'm so sorry.
06:46Look, I know this happening so close to Christmas makes it a hundred times worse.
06:53I miss her, too.
06:54So much.
06:59I can't even believe this is our life now.
07:04I don't like it, Mom.
07:08I don't want to be here with him.
07:11I think it's gross that he's even in this house.
07:13Judy, please, try to understand that your dad has been gone a long time.
07:23Would you prefer me just be alone forever?
07:27If this is the alternative, then yeah, I would.
07:36You know what? Forget it, Mom.
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13:12It's beautiful.
13:14I can still feel it twitching.
13:17How festive.
13:20And great!
13:20Anyways, since we're on to gifts now, we have a gift for all of you.
13:29A story about true holiday horror and a most abominable appetite.
13:34A little winter's tale, a little winter's tale about a beast who doesn't just haunt the mountains but haunts them.
13:41And remember, the scariest part of the holidays isn't what's hiding under your tree.
13:47It's what's clawing at your door.
13:49We call this one, we call this one, we call this one, we call this one, yeti or not.
13:55It's getting closer.
14:25Come on, over there!
14:30come on, come on, over there!
14:32We've been going at this for hours, okay?
14:38We need to make a decision.
14:41at this for hours okay we need to make a decision i said it a thousand times we kill it and when the
14:46sun comes up we try to find our way back to the car plus look what that did to my arm it's an
14:50animal what do you expect it to do look at it it's scared it's hurt oh it's hurt it's scared it tried
14:55to kill us and it's definitely what took tara no no we we don't know that for sure okay yes it's
14:59the reason why eight people are missing we don't know that this is what took those eight people my
15:03sister was one of those people exactly plus look at its eyes don't just because we trapped it
15:09doesn't mean that you have to be cruel to it guys look the sun will be up any minute but let's
15:13just leave it in the snare and go get help that's the smart thing to do look look it waves at me
15:17raven shut up it just moved its arm you're crazy don't stop it all right stop all right we're here
15:24for tara okay and i want to know what happened to her and i want to know if this thing is the thing
15:27that took her it is don't don't touch me you're being an asshole jesus christ raven
15:33fuck zoe are you okay fine no that's it i'm done i'm done this is ridiculous okay i'm gonna try
15:40to get back to the car one more time it's gonna be laid out soon i probably won't get lost and
15:45hopefully there'll still be a signal there but guys we need to stick together okay for tara
15:51take care of them them
16:05the snare's choking raven get the away from that thing sorry
16:09this is supposed to be humane raven stop stop stop stop here
16:16it's okay if it was gonna hurt me it would have already
16:21you guys i got completely lost again there's no signal for
16:51it's all around
17:19okay what is a five-letter word for blameworthy
17:36no help is a four-letter word silly
17:45i got it shame yep that's it
17:54aren't you glad i helped you find your sister
18:06monday
18:16ah there you are
18:17i thought you naughty little things had untied yourselves and escaped trust us don't bother it'd be a
18:25waste of your time you'd either just freeze to death or the hounds would tear you the little
18:29little delicious bits of men's meat so tell me again why i haven't already untied them
18:37christmas isn't the only winter holiday there is also the horror of new year's eve
18:42a night of resolutions fresh starts and ticking clocks that sound just a little bit too much like a countdown to the end
18:52it's a time to remember those we've lost and sometimes a time for those lost to remember us
18:58after all the dead have nothing but time and they do love to stay in touch
19:04the calls from beyond come when you least expect them a voice on the line a whisper
19:12in the attic a message from the dearly departed who just can't take a hint they say dead men tell no
19:21tale but they never mentioned the dead calling collect so tonight we invite you to ring in the new year
19:30with a message from the other side let's raise a glass my fiendish friends because our next tale is a
19:37little story about goodbyes that come far too late we call this one old acquaintance
20:07i can't do this anymore ain't nobody making you stay here you want to leave baby girl leave
20:22but you walk out that door don't come back daddy what are you so afraid of get the hell out of my house
20:32getting late
20:37yes it's been a while since you've been back here
21:07is
21:08graduation
21:09right
21:14you know
21:17no one blames you for leaving everyone knows that your father had his demons
21:30How did my father die?
21:37Violently.
21:41If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
21:47Oh, and happy new year.
22:00Oh, my God.
22:31Oh!
22:34What?
22:38What the hell?
23:00Should all acquaintances be forgotten and ever brought to life?
23:11Should all acquaintances be forgotten and all blinges died?
23:22What the hell?
23:30What?
23:35Maya?
23:37I know you're there, baby girl.
23:39I know you came home.
23:41I'm sorry.
23:43For all of you, I'm so sorry.
23:46But Maya, listen to me. You have to find the phone.
23:50You have to do what you couldn't do. You have to answer the call.
23:54Answer it before it finds you, too.
23:57Daddy...
23:58Answer it before it finds you.
24:00God!
24:03What the hell?
24:05What the hell?
24:06What is going on?
24:07Ow!
24:08God damn it!
24:10Oh, fuck.
24:11Where is it?
24:16For all they died, my dear.
24:20All they died.
24:23So acquaintances be forgotten and all blinges died.
24:30What the hell?
24:31Oh, shit!
24:32What the fuck is it?
24:33What the fuck is it?
24:36Oh, fuck!
24:39Oh, fuck!
24:41Oh, fuck!
24:43Oh, fuck!
24:46Oh, shit!
24:48Oh, shit!
24:50What the fuck is it?
24:51You were right. You were all right. I have my demons. It got me. Now it's going to get you.
25:21You're all right. You're all right, my dear. You're all right, my dear.
25:51Hello? Maya? Daddy. Daddy, I found the phone. I answered it. I know, baby girl. But you shouldn't have broken the answering machine.
26:17Now, it's truly free.
26:37That's so soon, my calamitous little carolers. And scratching at the door for more, I see.
26:42Fear can be a real dopamine rush, can't it? And sometimes the scariest holiday tales are filled with merriment and misfortune.
26:53A Christmas tree caught on fire. The screams of naughty little brats being gobbled up by Krampus.
26:59A yule log to the skull. These truly are a few of my favorite things.
27:05Well, the holidays are all about family. And nothing brings people together like fear.
27:14Tonight, we've prepared another holiday tale of our own.
27:17So grab your cocoa, gather round, and don't forget to look up.
27:22You never know who or what might come creeping down in the dead of night.
27:28We call this one Down the Chimney and trust us.
27:32The real horror isn't who comes in. It's who doesn't make it out.
27:37You never know who comes in. It's who smells like they're healthy because of the
27:39the true horror is it's who doesn't make it out.
27:41You never know who comes in. It's also amazing.
27:43It's just a very special scene.
27:44It's who doesn't make it out.
27:44It's just a very special scene.
27:46It's the same, it's a very special scene.
27:48And people check the characters.
27:50And people check the characters and see if they're wrong.
27:53They don't really know who comes in the middle.
27:57They aren't what they are.
27:59And people check the characters.
28:01I know.
28:02I know, you're all about to eat.
28:03Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:33Oh, oh, oh.
29:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
29:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:33Oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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31:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
31:27Oh, my God.
31:57Oh, my God.
32:27Oh, my God.
32:57Oh, my God.
33:27Oh, my God.
33:57Oh, my God.
34:27Oh, my God.
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35:01Oh, my God.
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35:07Oh, my God.
35:09Oh, my God.
35:11So lock your doors, dim your lights, but don't bother hanging the mistletoe, because the only
35:16kisses you'll be getting this year are those of death.
35:20So may your Christmases be cursed, and your New Year's Eve nightmarish.
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